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bruciemilf · 2 months
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Bruce, introducing Harvey and Jason for the first time: Sweetheart, this is Harvey. My…friend.
Jason Todd, a 12 year old catholic: You know that divorce means you’re going to hell, right
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fruutes · 7 months
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maybe don't name ur plane-loving husband's daughter after a dead pilot...
Dude the way my jaw dropped. The gasp I gusp.
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Listen!! Listen. I thought it was SO clever ok!! It's dedicated to him and Emily!
Maybe it's a prophecy... love u Amelia it was nice knowing u.... or maybe I should just make her build a habit of refueling as often as possible...
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puppyeared · 1 month
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id fumble him so bad
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jeysuso · 7 months
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farmerimogen · 4 months
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Harvey with his daughter, Daisy
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ruby-cloud · 2 years
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Family time!
aka somebody really need to get Colin this minecraft bat plush aka no, Nandor, Princess Celestia is not Jahan
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aurorangen · 16 days
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It took forever to put the twins to sleep on their first night home. They thought they did it on the first try, but no. One started wailing for attention then the other copied ofc. They're just so full of energy!
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kartsie · 2 years
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“If I can’t use my cape as a blanket I don’t want it, B”
Little Jason and Robin Jason are my go to now when I draw
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marvey-sideblog · 3 months
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if patrick and gabriel are brought back for any kind of spin-off (cameo) I personally think it should be with a time jump and they're just married now, without question or explanation
how did their relationships dissolve? doesn't matter! it's 2024 and they're together now, turns out! hotshot lawyer power couple
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rvspecter · 2 months
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This pineapple was growing on a plantation in Lanai yesterday. Don't trust it. Don't trust the pineapple??
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kotalketz · 5 months
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happy birthday my Dear Apollo, to the memory of you and what you once were.
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bruciemilf · 1 year
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I think a " No Robins" AU would be really cool, because while yes, there's no Batman without Robin, can you IMAGINE the cuteness?
By " no robin" I don't mean the boys (Dick and Jason, but later everyone else) stay home, completely unaware of their Goth rat father fighting crime. They absolutely know he's batman and they ABSOLUTELY want kicks in.
But Bruce won't just let his children dive head first in Gotham’s crime pool. So he does what he does best; Pretend.
" B! Are we there yet?"
" Almost. Finish your chocolate milk so Jason can finish his."
" He's always copying me!"
" No I'm not!"
" nO iM nOt, "
Jason kicking his little legs in the child seat? Adorable. "B!"
Bruce is simply blocking this out. He's been driving in circles for two hours and when they finally fall asleep, he takes care of business, gets the robbers tied up, and by the time the boys wake up, he's like,
" You caught them. Good job."
The GCPD has to be useful SOMEHOW, so Gordon and Martinez take them to help look for "evidence." Yes, the evidence happens to be at the park
Even the Rogues are on board? Selina doesn't mind playing hurt when Dick hits her with a "batarang" from the local toy store. She decides to take it over the top and play dead, going limp,
" You killed her!" Jason screeches, because they LIKE Selina,
Bruce, completely calm as Tim pokes a shaking Selina with a stick, " Robin. What have you done."
Naturally, Dick wails, but luckily, she miraculously "comes back to life" and tells them cats really do have 9 lives. " You owe me so many diamonds, baby"
Bruce shrugs, patting Dick on the back, " You owe me therapy money,"
" Tch. Rich prick."
Harley and Ivy "fight" the birds a lot, but it's just Harley complimenting and hyping up Dick's gymnastics while Ivy swings them around with vines like carnival rides,
When Harley's "arrested", she pulls Bruce aside and is like, " Hey, maybe look into ADHD and autism, pretty sure they all have it, "
" Impossible? That's genetic. I have neither."
" ...1) They're adopted. 2) I have some news for you."
Harvey WILL kill Bruce on sight if he ever tells ANYONE he helped Jason and Tim tie him up with jumping cords. It's already bad enough that video of him slipping on bubblegum bombs (deactivated) is viral
" Okay, now three loops and around, -- Jason, that's a cat bridge."
" I'm NOT Jason Mr. Dent!"
" Right, ROBIN, -- can you at least gag this motherf-- this jerk? Jesus, Oswald, what'd you eat, death?"
Oz, tied back to back with Harvey, with marker all over his face, " Your MOTHER. I'M tired, KID, When's your old man coming back?"
" Dad says that if you miss bed time, you explode. Are you gonna explode, Mr. Penguin?"
"... I'm concerned that you're excited about it."
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martyrbat · 4 months
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batman: dark knight gallery
fellas is it gay to sit alone in a dark cave and stare at several images of your ex best friend who you couldn't save while yearning for what could of possibly been?
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Harvey took a stroll down memory lane today and shared this throwback to shooting the key art for Season 4 of WWDITS!
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i love my husband
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thecoolestcowboy · 7 months
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*buddy holly guitar riff*
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