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third day of blurbs and i hope you’re not bored yet because this is a collab with my babie @astranva we really hope you like this <<3
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yourinstagram unbothered. moisturizing. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
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uncle_jezzy Photo credits?
↳ yourinstagram 📸 Joe Keery 2022 ® all rights reserved
↳ uncle_jezzy That’s better 🥰
annetwist I miss you dear !! ❤️
↳ yourinstagram i miss you too, nonnie 🥺 let’s meet up when you’re free <3
maya_hawke Why does your man constantly steal you from me
↳ yourinstagram i’ll be all yours this weekend 💃
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enews Joe Keery out with new girlfriend and Harry Styles’s EX! Here’s everything we know about Y/N Y/L/N! Link in bio.
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harryfan1 PLOT TWIST
fan1 they look so cute
fan2 i love celebrity gossip so much
harryfan2 the fact that SHE broke HARRY STYLES’ heart is comical to me. how tf can a 2 break his heart
↳ fan1 this is so unprovoked
↳ fan2 stfu
TEXTS BETWEEN JEFF AND HARRY
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celebrityleaks HARRY STYLES LEAKED SONG: GLIMPSE OF US. LINK IN OUR BIO
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harryfan1 come on respect his work
harryfan2 nauuurr not harry building her entire career only for her to fuck him up. she does belong to the streets lmfao
↳ fan1 these harry styles fans are disgusting omfg
harryfan3 they were so in love :(
fan2 maybe what they had was read but it’s over now and yn is clearly happier now
harryfan4 DONT SPREAD IT
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harryupdates Harry in NYC today, according to fans, he refused to take any pictures or sign anything :/
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harryfan1 baby :(
harryfan2 oh he is PISSED
harryfan3 fuck yn fr
↳ fan1 why are you so quick to attack her ???
harryfan4 stop spreading the song ffs
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theharrytea okay but we NEED to talk about glimpse of us because WTF was that ?? OUR BOY GOT HIS HEART BROKEN
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harryfan1 fuck yn for real
harryfan2 if miss girlie isn’t crawling on her knees to get back with him i’ll assume she’s a cold hearted snake
harryfan3 both her and joe keery can get lost 🤷♀️
↳ harryfan4 i call bullshit on that relationship, she’s probably just using him just as she used harry
harryfan5 i just want to hug him
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uncle_jezzy Dear fans and followers, I wanted to make a wee community announcement. I couldn’t help but notice that there has been some social animosity of late. It’s becoming increasingly prevalent on my feed. There has been lots of, let’s call it speculation for now, about my private life and relationships.
Now, while I do appreciate the passion and support by those very people who are ‘speculating,’ it has come to such a point that I needed to say something, which in itself is a bad thing. We are living in an age of social enlightenment. More and more, people are realizing that their views may have been blinkered and that they need to expand them to encompass others.
So to you out there who are expressing your disdain and showing your displeasure through a surprising variety of ways, it’s time to stop. I know it can be fun to speculate, to gossip, and to dive into our own personal echo chambers on the internet, but your ‘passion’ is misplaced, and it causes harm to the people I care about most, and I won’t stand for it.
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fan1 OH EM GEE
maya_hawke I say those are my babies and I’m proud
annetwist ❤️
↳ harryfan1 anne ????
↳ harryfan2 is she aware that they broke her son’s heart?
florencepugh the love i have for the both of you it’s just so 🥺
mtv 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
harryfan3 there she goes.. playing the victim.. again
camimendes True love always wins ❤️
fan2 joe actually SPOKE about it oh yall pissed gim off
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A3! Tsukioka Tsumugi | R - Nomadic Bartender | Translation
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Disclaimer: Neither English nor Japanese is my native language, but I did my best with the translation. If you find any mistakes, feel free to tell me. (´。• ᵕ •。`)
Help from Tsumugi-sensei / 1
Tsumugi: “At first, I could make a living as a hunter, but I can’t maintain seven children with it—”
Tasuku: Huh? Are you reading the script here?
Tsumugi: Ah, Tasuku.
Tasuku: …Want me to join you?
Tsumugi: Do you want to?
Tasuku: Yeah. I wanted to review the parts I did in today’s practice.
Tsumugi: Then, please do. Ehm, from this line here—.
Tasuku: Why don’t we leave it here for today?
Tsumugi: Sure. Thank you for joining me, Tasuku.
Tasuku: Thanks to you too.
Tsumugi: Reading the script made me feel like the story for this time is fascinating.
Tsumugi: As expected of Tsuzuru-kun, he added surprises to the setting for my character, Hunter.
Tasuku: He even has seven children.
Tsumugi: Exactly.
Tsumugi: But that means I have to prepare to play a father-like role.
Tasuku: A father… that’s unexpectedly difficult.
Tsumugi: But playing a role I haven’t experienced before—
Tasuku: It’s the best part about acting.
Cafe employee: Thank you for your visit.
Tsumugi: We ended up staying until the closing hour. I hope we didn’t bother the employee…
Banri: It’s alright. That’s their job, after all.
Sakuya: —
Banri: Huh? Isn’t that Sakuya?
Sakuya: Tsumugi-san, Banri-kun! Nice to see you!
Tsumugi: Good evening, Sakuya-kun. Are you coming back from the daycare?
Banri: Do you always come back at this hour?
Sakuya: Actually, one of the teachers wasn’t feeling well and took a temporary break. So we are a little short-handed at the moment…
Sakuya: That’s why I stayed helping until late today.
Tsumugi: I understand… It must be hard.
Sakuya: The daycare principal and some others are looking for someone to help there, but they haven’t found any…
Banri: Well, the short-term makes it quite hard.
Sakuya: But the teacher will return soon, so I will do my best until then!
Tsumugi: —
Tsumugi: —So Sakuya-kun.
Sakuya: Hm?
Sakuya: Everyone, can you listen to me for a moment?
Child A: O~kay!
Child B: What is it~, Sakuya-sensei?
Sakuya: You see, there’s someone I would like to introduce to you.
Sakuya: …Please, come in!
Tsumugi: It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m Tsumugi Tsukioka and I will be with you for a while.
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Tsumugi: You can call Tsumugi-sensei. I hope we can get along well.
Child A: Tsumugi-sensei!
Child B: Let’s get along!
Sakuya: Then, why don’t we start playing with Tsumugi-sensei?
Children: Okay!
Tsumugi: (I feel a bit nervous… about working in the daycare.)
- Flashback starts -
Tsumugi: … So Sakuya-kun.
Sakuya: Hm?
Tsumugi: Can I be appointed to help in the daycare?
Sakuya: Eh?! Tsumugi… you want to do it?
Tsumugi: My role for the next play is a father of seven children.
Tsumugi: So I thought I might get a clue about how to play my role if I interact with the little children in the daycare…
Banri: Oh, that makes sense.
Tsumugi: Of course, I don’t want to do it only for my role study—
Tsumugi: I’ll do my tasks diligently because I want to help in Sakuya-kun’s part-time job.
Tsumugi: —What do you think?
Sakuya: Someone as kind and reliable as Tsumugi-san might be totally welcomed!
Banri: Yeah, I agree. They can trust everything will go well with Tsumugi-san.
Tsumugi: Then…
Sakuya: Yes. I will talk with my superiors about it!
- Flashback ends -
Tsumugi: (I’ll do my best not to cause trouble for Sakuya-san or the superiors.)
Sakura: Tsumugi-sensei, let’s play~!
Kaede: Over here, Tsumugi-sensei!
Tsubaki: We have a lot of toys~.
Tsumugi: (The last name in their name tag is “Hinamori”… Which means they are Kasumi-san’s daughters.)
Kaede: What do we do today?
Sakura: I want to do origami!
Tsumugi: Fufu, sounds good. Then, let’s fold them together.
Tsubaki: Hmm, like this… and then this!
Tsumugi: Wow, amazing! It’s a lop-eared dog.
Sakura: Do one too, sensei!
Tsumugi: Okay, I will try to make something.
Tsumugi: Like this then this… and, I finished.
Tsubaki: What is it, sensei?
Tsumugi: We draw a face here, then add hands and legs… look, his name is Sankaku-kun.
Tsubaki: So cute~!
Child A: Eh, I want to see.
Child B: It’s true. So cute!
Child C: Tsumugi-sensei, make one for me too!
Tsumugi: Okay. Hm, we fold here, and then we do this… okay, here you go.
Child C: Thanks!
Child B: Tsumugi-sensei is so nice~.
Child A: I want my father to be like Tsumugi-sensei.
Tsumugi: Ahaha… thanks, I guess?
Child A: Goodbye, Tsumugi-sensei!
Tsumugi: Goodbye.
Kasumi: Huh? Tsumugi-kun?
Tsumugi: Kasumi-san! Good evening.
Kasumi: What are you doing here, Tsumugi-kun?
Tsumugi: Some things happened, and I’ll be helping here for some time.
Kasumi: I see! Did my girls give you any trouble?
Tsumugi: None, they were very good children. I’m a new face, and even so, they have been nice to me.
Tsumugi: When I was playing with them, I thought it was Kasumi-san’s care that made them grow as kind children.
Kasumi: Eeh? I will be embarrassed if you directly tell me something like that!
Kaede: Yawn…
Tsubaki: Papa, Kaede-chan is sleepy.
Kasumi: I see, let’s go home fast then.
Tsumugi: Then, thank you for everything.
Kasumi: No, no, thanks to you!
Tsumugi: Goodbye, Sakura-chan, Kaede-chan, and Tsubaki-chan.
Sakura: Goodbye, Sakuya-sensei and Tsumugi-sensei.
Sakuya: Goodbye!
Tsumugi: …
Sakuya: What’s wrong, Tsumugi-san?
Tsumugi: …Nothing.
Tsumugi: It’s just that the back of a true father is sturdy, don’t you think?
Sakuya: …Yes, I think the same!
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Backstage - Noah Centineo
Finally Noah was making a new movie, so I sneaked my way in his dressing room. All the team was filming right now so I'm hidden waiting for him to come back.
Suddenly I heard heavy steps and the door opened with a loud bang.
"I shouldn't have eaten th-" Noah came in and shut the door behind, holding his belly, saying this when I cut him off.
"NOAH! I'm a big fan, can I get an autograph?" I even brought a pen and a DVD of my favorite movie.
Noah looked perplex, but he grinned and said: "Sure... only if you get on your knees and closer your eyes"
Uhmm? I asked for an autograph, does he thinks I'm some kind of groupie? But I obeyed.
When I closed my eyes, soon I felt something warm and heavy on my face. I opened my eyes and couldn't see nothing! I was being squashed by his ass.
"Here is your autograph... HNNGG" Noah grunted and I could feel his cheeks flexing and his crack kissing my face, and then...
PPPPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
A putrid, long a deep fart. A monster, right on my face, I guess he needed to go to the bathroom, instead he used me as his toilet! I could only cough and gag, while my vision slowly blackened, that's how strong it was...
"Creep..." I faintly heard Noah say as I passed out... I think I will never shower again, so I can keep his smell as my autograph.
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I'll be posting mini stories like this about a crazy fan who discovers his idols are gassy hogs. You guys can suggest me who should I do next.
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