Hello mascot what do u look like please? What colors do u have? Are you just a big wheel with eyes and communicate with us through text because hearing your voice would literally crush our eardrums? Asking for a friend.
Well that is an ominous ask I'm so tempted to say yes indeed I am the wheel of god. But no, in fact, a lot of maggots have heard my voice I literally never shut up on here idhfnwiuef?? I love the sound of my own voice a little too much. You can probably find me singing a lot on my blog. And talking, that too.
We don't talk about the live audio reaction of me realising Michael Sheen was in Twilight. Yes, I did burst into desperate tears right in the middle of a restaurant and everyone was horrified. It had been a few days into the kidnapping and I was fRaGiLe okay. Michael Sheen being Aro in Twilight was the proverbial last fucking straw. SHHHHHHH (...een. hahaha. im funny.)
As for what colours I have, my personality is very black-silver-wood-pink. If that helps. It probably doesn't.
As for what I look like, well, a less cute and more long version of my pfp self-portrait, which isn't terribly cute to begin with. I have been told I give off tiktok fuckboy vibes in real life more frequently than I would have liked. I give Crowley vibes in terms of gait and posture, but more than 50% of the time it's Crowley on laudanum vibes, without the Scottish part. Though I'm sure I can work on the Scottish part too. Sorry, Scottish maggots, I will put in more effort for you.
The posture part is far too real. I have somehow pulled my leg muscle by just sitting in the chair. Which is extremely bewildering because I've been David Tennant-ing chairs since I was five. Why did something get injured now I didn't even do anything extra weird? All I do is sit or sleep.
It could have been my responding to my mum's begging to exercise by saying yoga the way someone would say parkour!, and trying to balance my foot above my head on the wardrobe while still crammed on the desk chair.
I realise that this was a very unhelpful answer. I'm rather proud of that.