Junmyeon: [sighs] since yifan left i just don't have time to do the things i used to, sometimes the kids are left to their own devices when it comes to haircuts
army’s making all the theories about lighter saying Y.K on it being about yoonkook and the significance of their relationship only to realize it meant fucking yunki
I KNOW POST MEMES BUT I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING THATS PROBABLY ALREADY BEEN POINTED OUT???
WE ALL ARE PRETTY CONFUSED ABOUT THAT HUGE CLIFFHANGER IN THE SAVE ME COMIC AND HONESTLY SAME BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW IN RUN TAEHYUNGPAINTS A BIG X OVER JIN’S CHEST, WHILE HE’S IN A AN OUTLINE OF A PERSON, YOU KNOW, LIKE IN CRIME SCENES WHILE SOMEONE IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION
AND THEN IN SAVE ME TAE STRAIGHT UP STABS JIN. IN THE CHEST.
ALSO ON TOP OF THAT THE NEXT SCENE IN THE MV IS A SHORT SHOT OF TAE’S HANDS COVERED IN RED SPRAY PAINT AND IT LOOKS LIKE BLOOD, BUT HE DOESN’T USE RED SPRAY PAINT IN THE X SCENE????
Yoongi: Synonyms are werid because if you invited someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invited you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.
Hoseok: My favorite is "butt dial" vs "booty call"
Seokjin: It's called connotation
Taehyung: Also "Forgive me father for I have sinned,"
Taehyung, winking at Jimin and Jungkook: vs. "Sorry Daddy, I have been naughty."