#because you have to read so many fucking dumb comments trying to make fun of you

[will80sbyers]

people are being excessively mean to others for clout on places like tiktok and twitter in instances where there is literally no reason to respond in a mean way and I don't think I will ever get it like is it that they need likes for validation because they feel extremely lonely in real life because real life connections with people are rare and the pandemic made things worse and so ganging up on people online with others makes them feel like they are part of something even if that something is negative and is possibly bringing another person to experience extremely negative feelings about themselves or are all these people just a bunch of coward assholes

#probably both #Idk I'm getting tired of this culture of always trying to make fun of people on a personal level #like I not everybody can take it and I get literally angry in their behalf because you never know how they could feel #and most of the times there is no need #maybe someone makes a dumb question because of ignorance and the comments are FILLED with people catching the opportunity to just #make fun of them in EVERY way on a personal level #like... why? #even if you are a person like me that can take the dumb comments usually or that even if they get upset after a bit of time they don't care #anymore that doesn't mean that it's ok to do it because even when you do have thick skin or whatever that still is annoying and it will #make you stop commenting on stuff after a while #because you have to read so many fucking dumb comments trying to make fun of you #who the fuck actually would want that lol #like it's just annoying #but what makes me angry is think about the people that take things very personally or maybe have heavy depression or things like this and #it can hurt them very much and you literally never know #just stop #and then I start commenting that it's unnecessary and they are only doing it for clout and they respond saying that it's working because #they got likes #like ok???? #you're proud of that? lmao what a fucking shitty person #I just despise people like this #I get to the point of being lowkey ready to fight irl when ppl are mean RANDOMLY to others it bothers me #there are moments in which responding in a mean way is encouraged but I'm talking about all the times in which it is not needed

[rogerswifesblog]

Would you write a watersports fic with Lloyd (or anyone you want)? I know this is a hard kink and not many people are into this but I imagine it so hot when Lloyd and his lil pumpkin are having fun and she's whining and begging him to stop cause she needs to pee so bad but he's just degrading her and forcing her to let go on him while pushing on her tummy and they keep fucking cause he won't stop until he's finished n stuff and yeaaaaa okay I feel embarrassed now haha anyways lmk if this is something you would write 👉🏼👈🏼 if not then sorry if it made u uncomfortable feel free to ignore!! 💕

Kinktober - watersports

Hello! Thank you anon for this request! It’s my first time writing for watersports so please for some feedback if you plan on reading this! I don’t know if I’ll write it more often, but I could imagine doing so if anyone would be interested and would leave some critique! Thank you in advance <3 check out @jamneuromain they write amazing fics and are a great person😋 <3

If you don’t like this or don’t feel comfortable, don’t read it and just scroll!:) read the warnings!

Like mentioned above, comments, feedback and reblogs are very appreciated!

Pairing: Lloyd Hansen x reader

Summary: you forgot to go to the bathroom this evening. Just this one time. And Lloyd seems to enjoy your suffering and humiliation.

Warnings: WATERSPORTS, p in v, unprotected sex, crying, (slight dub con? Lloyd doest stop when reader tells him to stop because she wants to go to the toilet:))

+18

You could feel it the moment Lloyd pushed his length completely into your cunt. The pressure right against your bladder as he pounded into you over and over again. He had you on all fours so his cock was hitting your bladder with every thrust.

Every single movement was like torture. You didn’t know how long you could hold it, but at the same time you didn’t want to stop-it wasn’t that bad anyway. Lloyd would probably come soon and then you’d be able to go to the bathroom quickly.

Itll be fine, you were sure of it.

Until it wasn’t.

After a couple of minutes you’ve noticed how Lloyd held back whenever he was close, making you whine quietly when you felt yourself slowly being unable to hold in your pee with every orgasm he was giving you. You were sure the wetness of your pussy wasn’t just from your orgasm.

“Lloyd-I-I can’t”, “shhh, I know you’re close sweetie, you’re squeezing my dick like never before. Are you going to squirt for me, huh? Or are so overstimulated-“ “I need to pee! Please-Lloyd, I really have to go”, you whined, trying to free yourself by moving away from him and to your surprise he let you-

But then he grabbed your arm when you tried to leave the bed and threw you onto your back, immediately placing his arms below your knees and pushing your legs up to your chest before thrusting right into your cunt. “Lloyd!”, you whispered, already feeling yourself leaking a bit from all the movements and pressure on your belly.

“My dumb little baby had to think of that before coming to bed, hm?”, he murder into your shoulder, pounding even harder into you than before. A dark chuckle escaped him when he heard you gasp again, this time in surprise and embarrassment as some more liquid leaked onto his thighs and bed. “Oh pumpkin, hold it a bit longer, I’m almost there”, he grinned mischievously.

You tried to move away, making Lloyd only push your legs even further open. It was hard for you to hold back anything in this position, he was hitting your g-spot with every thrust and putting so much pressure on your bladder, you felt like bursting any minute now. And you couldn’t tell if you’d come or piss yourself.

You were so fucking desperate at this point.

The tears fell from your eyes like a waterfall, as you sobbed Lloyds name-not knowing it only made him enjoy it all more. “Oh my Pumpkin, you should’ve thought about it before. I really need to finish what we started, you know? Without interruption”, he grinned, kissing your earlobe and sucking at it gently. “Come on, maybe you should just stop holding it in, hm? Let go, like a dumb little girl, hm?”, he chuckled, looking down at your slightly bulged belly.

“Look at that…what do you think happens when I do this-“ One of his arms freed your leg just to rub your clitoris again, his palm pressing onto your belly right at your bladder, making you bit your bottom lip harshly. “No-“, with a quiet whine you tried to push his hand away before wetness gushed out of you, not only from an unexpected orgasm but also from losing control over your bladder and drenching Lloyd and the bed in your pee.

Tears fell from your eyes as you turned your face to the side and hid your face in your pillow, crying. You felt extremely humiliated. Maybe Lloyd wanted to play a bit with control, but he definitely thought you were gross now because you really couldn’t hold it.

To your surprise you felt him kiss your face and tears away, as he came in your cunt, filling you with his load till it was leaking and adding to all the mess. “So sweet”, he whispers against your forehead, leaving kisses behind.

“You did so good for me, pumpkin”, he whispered, slowly pulling out and sitting back on his heels to watch the whole mess flow out of your abused pussy. “My beautiful baby…”, he scooped you up into his arms and kissed your cheeks again, kissing the salty tears away.

“You wanna go shower together?”, Lloyd didn’t wait for an answer before picking you up and carrying you to the bathroom and placing you in the bathtub.

You looked at him with your teary eyes, noticing a satisfied smile on his lips.

Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed this one shot! If so, some feedback would be very appreciated and motivating to write more☺️

Taglist: @bisexuawolfsalt

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#lloyd hansen smut #lloyd hansen x you #lloyd hansen x y/n #lloyd hansen x reader #lloyd hansen #lloyd hansen fanfiction #kinktober 2023 #kinktober

[nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius]

TBB Incorrect Quotes, Part 1

Crosshair: *closes a cabinet*  *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*  Omega: What was that?  Crosshair: The sound of someone else's problem. 

Crosshair: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.  Echo: I witnessed the dumb stuff.  Tech: I recorded the dumb stuff.  Wrecker: I joined you in the dumb stuff.  Hunter: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF! 

Omega: Who the fuck-  Echo: Language!  Omega: Whom the fuck-  Echo: No.

Wrecker: Where are your parents?  Omega: What are parents?  Wrecker: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said. 

Echo: Never gonna make you cry! Wrecker: Never gonna say goodbye! Echo: Never gonna tell a lie— Crosshair: I will hurt you.

Hunter: Where’s Crosshair?  Tech: Doing stuff.  Hunter: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Echo?  Tech: Trying to stop Crosshair from doing the stuff.  Hunter: And Wrecker?  Tech: Trying to stop Echo from stopping Crosshair from doing the stuff.  Hunter: I see. And what are you doing here, Tech?  Tech: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Wrecker from stopping Echo from stopping Crosshair from doing the stuff.

Hunter: Do crabs think people walk sideways?  Crosshair: ...Hunter, what the hell.

Echo: Are you trying to give me a fucking aneurysm?

Hunter: Pretty sure we all are.

Omega: I wasn't.

Wrecker: I was.

Tech: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration.

Crosshair: I just cause aneurysms naturally.

Omega: Can we go to a haunted house?  Crosshair: What’s wrong with the one we live in?  Omega: Wh-what?  Crosshair: Goodnight, Omega.

Hunter: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.  Hunter: One... two... three.  Crosshair: ...  Hunter: ...  Hunter: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

Omega: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day.

Hunter: No, eight glasses!

Wrecker: I heard ten.

Crosshair: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute.

later…

Tech: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing.

Omega: What did you learn?

Tech: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad.

Hunter: I’ll get some water.

Tech: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy.

Echo: Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap.

Tech: Hunter, we tried things your way.  Hunter: No, we didn't.  Tech: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*  Hunter: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.  Tech: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.  Crosshair: if you want information it is  Omega: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

Tech: Can you pass the salt?  Crosshair: Can you pass away?  Tech: Too much salt.

Echo: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.  Wrecker: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?  Echo: I like the way you think.

Hunter: I feel like Wrecker is looking down on me.  Crosshair: That’s because he’s on the counter and you’re short. 

*The Squad is playing Chess*  Tech: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*  Echo: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*  Hunter: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*  Wrecker: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*  Crosshair: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.  Omega: They named a board game after cheese? 

Echo: I'll offer you some friendly advice-  Crosshair: I don't want your advice.  Echo: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

Hunter, skipping rocks on a lake with Wrecker: It’s such a beautiful evening.  Wrecker: Yeah, it is.  Wrecker: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake. 

Echo: So I’m the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger?  Crosshair: Do I get to pick the finger? 

Hunter: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.  Crosshair: I like how this is a "fun" fact.  Tech: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you. 

Tech: I just watched Crosshair jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, he wasn’t hurt that badly. But the whole time, Wrecker was screaming for help, which caused Hunter to run in to help Crosshair. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes. 

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*  Omega: I will not let you down.  Wrecker: Sounds fun.  Crosshair: K.  Echo: No, I'm fucking not.  Hunter: Do I have to be?  Tech: Please god, I am so tired. 

Hunter: I’m the smartest, wisest person in this group.  Echo: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?  Hunter: I paid for my Mars Bar, I’m getting my Mars Bar. 

Echo: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way. 

Wrecker: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*  Tech: Wrecker, what did you think a tiger shark was? 

Tech, to Omega: If you see Wrecker, give him this message *makes a neutral face*  Tech: He’ll know what it means.  *later*  Omega: oh, and Tech said to give you a message.  Omega: *makes a neutral face*  Wrecker: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure. 

Crosshair: What do you guys do when you're stressed?  Omega: Try and calm myself down!  Echo: Sleep.  Hunter: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.  Tech: I don't. 

Hunter: I am convinced Crosshair and Wrecker share a brain cell.  Echo: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

Wrecker: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-  Echo: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

Rex, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.  Hunter: Hey.  Wrecker: Hi.  Tech: Hello.  Omega: Hey!  Rex: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!  Echo: We were out of Doritos. 

#the bad batch #incorrect bad batch quotes #incorrect quotes #star wars #yes they’re all together shhhhh

[lacrimosathedark]

Hello. I love Conner Kent and have compiled pretty much every time Conner and Tim have had any kind of intimacy since he was brought back to canon.

Let’s go in order!

Young Justice 2019 (not to be confused with the OG)

For the record, this is pre-bisexual-realization Tim. tbh I’ve been thinking about just how bitter Tim sounds here despite still being oblivious to how freaking gay he is. Like, seriously “Whatever dumb thing or person makes him happy makes me happy.” Like, why they gotta be dumb, Timbo? While not anywhere near as weird, it also feels very strong for Tim to say with his whole-ass chest “he’s my best friend and I love him” solely given how recently he recovered those memories.  But if they had resolidified into him by that point, it’s not too strange. Stronger things have been said about them and by them.

Conner goes right for Tim. (In fairness, Cassie’s already got him and Bart isn’t in the room yet, but still)

(Also please join me in desperately trying to ignore the Drake outfit for the next few images because Yikes)

Conner was being such a Mom to Bart before this that this just reminds me of when they started Young Justice and he made a comment about how Bart would be a handful for other heroes or parents and Tim just gave him a Look and he was like “Oh, no! I am NOT the mom!” Sure, Jan.

More cute Bart, but it’s just...the thought. Bart knew Tim would want to see pics of Kon punching Luthor in the face and I love that for them.

I couldn’t not include the subsequent hug. THEY’RE SO FRICKIN CUTE.

That’s about it for Young Justice (and thankfully Drake). Next is the Tim Drake Pride Special, most of which is also in Batman: Urban Legends. Though Conner is only in Urban Legends for this one hot sec.

Kon doesn’t end up helping with Bernard because Tim is a stubborn dumbass with a habit for self-sabotage. But he saves the day and gets the boy anyway.

(For the record, I am endgame TimKon 100%, but Tim and Bernard are also very cute together and I’m so excited to see more of them! Honestly, read the new Tim Drake: Robin comics they are so flippin cute and we get to see Bernard being a ridiculous conspiracy theorist like he was on New Earth and it’s actually pretty funny and so cute UGH)

Then this is I think exclusive to the Pride Special, and we are post Bisexual Awakening.

So many people loved this page. Including me. But this part of the special was more about getting Tim to talk to Stephanie again. Because he’s an awkward loser who is trying to find himself and will occasionally just distance himself from people to do so. Despite generally being self aware and knowing better.

Anywho, the following is from Dark Crisis: Young Justice. Which isn’t too bad, but sometimes feels a bit wonky, especially with the girls. But it’s not totally out of character, especially given the Fresh Trauma, and it gets in the boys’ heads. And there’s...A Lot.

This is...well, these are Cassie’s thoughts. The plot hole made here, “Conner never find[ing] out” which shouldn’t be true because both Cassie AND Tim told him about this, is hand waved later because the whole thing with Rebirth is everyone’s memories are Fucked. I mean, Kon and Bart should have not been included in that because they were “off-world” when the N52 reboot happened which is the explanation for the 90s/2000s versions to come back basically as they had been, but y’know. Comics.

But anyway, this is bringing up, in case you live under a rock and were unaware, the time when Kon died and Cassie and Tim started dating for a hot second almost entirely because of their shared grief over Kon. Cassie had literally been in a Superboy cult and Tim was in the desperate process of trying to clone him.

You know. Fun times.

Dark Crisis actually has a lot of Kon@Tim stuff. I mean, plenty of the mutual affection still, but Kon is very focused on Tim, whereas Tim is trying to be more logical and, funny enough, listening to Bart.

Everyone forgets Bart is Super Smart, in part because he’s actually naturally clever but has a goober personality, but also because part of his trauma response to getting his kneecap blow off and having to have surgery done with little to no anesthetic because his metabolism burned that shit right out, he literally consumed an entire library. Like, read every single book there at super speed. Boy Knows Things. Plus he’s experienced to much more trauma since then, he’s become a quick thinker (pun always intended).

But you’re not here for my Bartholomew Is Great lecture, you’re here for TimKon!

Coffee Boy Confirmed

Oh, Tim...

All three of them go flying out of a car and Kon grabs Tim, but fuck Bart I guess? Bart brings this up later but it’s still frustrating. Sure, Tim and Kon are besties, but they love Bart. He’s not a third wheel in their friendship. He’s part of it. Just...sigh.

I love “You know I can run, right?” This is just a little glimpse into while Kon’s brain seems almost exclusively reserved for self pity and Tim, and Tim is still very much more focused on Conner, Tim is still paying attention to Bart (even if he doesn’t feel like it). Tim didn’t need to grab Bart at all, but why not?

Again, Kon brushing Bart off entirely, and Tim acknowledging Bart’s point but still showing preference to Kon.

Tim is So Done with these two and it’s so funny.

Also want to note, “process this with Babs later”. Is Babs acting as his therapist? I think she has the training, or at least a degree in psychology? That would actually be kinda sweet.

This seems so much more “ow my heart” out of context...the context is, Kon is being a dick to Bart. Tim ultimately disagrees with Conner, but not enough for Bart to not storm off, as seen below.

For the record, that’s not Cassie. Which is pretty obvious from the jump. But even here...yikes.

This stunned look (which is oddly glassy-eyed and unnerving tbh...) is in direct contrast to his calm understanding when Cassie actually told him, and then when Tim tried to talk to him about it. He was initially like “that’s kinda fucked up, but I get it and I forgive you”. Which...honestly sounds super big and sweet, but he also had pretty much the same reaction to “I was in a Superboy revival cult” and “I tried to clone you 90+ times and considered tossing you in a Lazarus Pit” so...

What I’m saying is Kon, in true Kent fashion, is a himbo.

But this could set off so many trains of thought here. Cassie told him it was out of grief that she did it--Tim never gets to explain his side. But what if it was a grief reaction for Tim? (It was.) Does that mean he was projecting his feelings for Conner onto Cassie? (Probably.) Tim knows he likes boys now, does that mean he liked Conner? (Likely.) Either way, what does Kon do with this?

Okay, this isn’t TimKon, but these boys are so fucking funny. Have I mentioned that I love Tim Drake? Because I love him. (Also reminds me of the time when Bart’s head was fucked up and he thought he was Batman...look, the 90s were weird, okay?)

They just had a fight and Tim’s first move is to stabilize and comfort Conner. Just....aaaaaaaaaaaa

And then we get to the fourth issue...which is probably my favorite because we’re finally in Conner’s head! We’ve been bopping between Bart and Tim until now (and also Cassie and Cissie elsewhere), but nearly this whole comic is Kon’s POV and it’s both hilarious and a little heartbreaking. I...I love him. He is my Favorite.

So, they’re being attacked by a whole fake Justice League and Titans (I see Roy and Kory and Kyle and Donna and--) and Big Bad is fucking with the sound waves. Until Conner is like, “Okay, but what if we didn’t?”

He’s the one who’s been trying to convince the other two that this fake world is okay, that it’s better and they should stay, despite things being noticeably Off, and despite the distinct lack of Jon, Damian, and Wallace. (As far as I know, Bart doesn’t know Wallace too well, but Kon and Jon at least met and got on okay, and Tim and Damian are...well, they’re at a point in their relationship of begrudging respect and affectionate verbal violence rather than, y’know, actual violence). Bart wants to GTFO, and Tim was wishy-washy at first, but at this point is firmly with Bart and wants out. I mean, he started getting Bad Vibes when Fake Batman said him wanting to date Bernard over Stephanie was “just a phase”. I didn’t include that image despite loving it, but Tim’s internal thoughts are, verbatim, “@#$&#&* what?” which can, I would guess, be translated to, “Fucking what?” Tim is very curse-y in this series.

But I’m getting sidetracked. Kon wants to stay, the others want out, and Kon throws a bitch fit.

“The man was too stunned to speak”

Poor Bart, figuratively and literally carrying this fucking team.

Here we go.

Hey. Hey, Conner. Buddy. What the fuck does that mean, man?

I cannot begin to tell you the number of ways this page hurts me. Just...all three of them are so fed up with everything and aaaaaaaaa

And then Bart rightfully goes off.

Like, that’s not quite true, but it sure do be feeling that way right now. And while even in this post I’ve shown just how much both of them can care and pay attention to Bart, they have always been more focused on each other. At first it was because Tim was secretive and Kon thought he had a stick up his ass meanwhile Conner was new to the world and being actively manipulated by people. And then it’s because they’re best friends. Like, heterosexual life partners levels of best friends. Platonic (or not-so-platonic) soulmates levels of best friends. They both consider Bart their best friend too, but they hold each other above pretty much everyone else. Which, after they’ve all lost some footholds in reality with their seniors missing, those small slights feel more pointed and are getting to Bart a lot more. He’s hurting and Tim’s the only one listening, but Tim is favoring Kon and it’s driving him up the wall. All that frustration and resentment come to a head. Hopefully to be resolved.

I’ve made this a Young Justice Boys post instead of just a TimKon post, but I regret nothing!

For the sake of my image limit I haven’t given everything I love about this issue, but even if you don’t read the rest (which is fair, it gives some people Bad Vibes at the start) please read this issue. Conner’s inner monologue is so stupid and so funny and I love him so much.

But anywhozits, proceeding!

I want it noted that Bart was attacked right before this and is held on the ground but Conner immediately goes for Tim. Unbelievable.

(I refuse to crop out Bart when he’s funny)

I’m, uh, not a fan of Superboy’s face here, but y’know, more him focused on Tim. While Bart is in a similar predicament.

He finally mentions Bart...after he seems to have nearly been able to save himself.

(Yes, the bad guy’s name is Mickey. Yes it’s awful, but that’s the point. I think.)

Now, here’s a big point for me, so I’m breaking down the page.

Mickey-boy conjures up images of new and revised characters (ex. Jon Kent and Harley Quinn) and Tim sees

And the next panel?

He sees Tim looking at the image of his boyfriend...and he changes his tune.

And they they all go off on a speech that’s touching in context but incredibly cheesey out of it. Also a bit obnoxiously meta, but so is this whole storyline.

“What are you gonna do about it, Conner Kent?” I don’t know why that gets me so much but it does.

That’s all for now. Last DCYJ comes out November 15 and I’ll probably edit this post at that point to add what’s in there but I’m impatient and made this whole thing and I need people to love and appreciate these boys.

#DC Comics #Tim Drake #Conner Kent #Kon-El #Bart Allen #Robin #Red Robin #Superboy #Impulse #Cassie Sandsmark #Wonder Girl #Young Justice #Dark Crisis: Young Justice #Tim Drake Pride Special #Batman: Urban Legends #TimKon #Bernard Dowd #I have done many words about my beloved boys #it's About Damn Time I made a Tim longpost #I'm sorry Tim you're still my favorite Robin but Jason has shittier comics

[metalheadmickey]

fic writer interview

i was tagged by the luminous @energievie & @suzy-queued to fill this bad boy out! i remember doing this last year too, how fun! 🩷

1. How many works do you have on AO3?  I've got 20 on there now!

2. What’s your total AO3 word count? 143,320

3. What are your top 5 fics by kudos? kinda raw, float, cinematic, and i'm your warm receiver, watching. the four after kinda raw are all pretty close together in terms of kudos, but kinda raw has a lot more kudos than the one after it and i don't understand why. i have written better fics lmfao! y'all are just nasty. and honestly i appreciate that.

4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? i try to always respond, but sometimes it gets away from me! i just really appreciate people taking the time to leave a comment, and i want to show that appreciation.

5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending? i don't think any of mine have been angsty!

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending? they're all happy, but it might be you outshined the best there was just because of the nature of the story. soft dads, seen from mickey's perspective as he grows into fatherhood over the course of a year, but also so, so plotless. soft!

7. Do you write crossovers? no and i doubt i ever will. one of my very favorite conversations though is when my husband and i insert characters from other media we like into star trek tng or ds9. it's so dumb and so funny. lmao what if i wrote it

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic? yeah! once, on one of my favorite fics, ligature. they told me i should sterilize myself because i'm glorifying abuse by writing bdsm, it's a good read

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? i almost exclusively write smut! nasty and loving. i don't know how to describe it but whenever i think i've written something disgusting i inevitably get comments about how sweet it is. which, yeah, it's not like they're mutually exclusive ways to fuck. so yeah, sweet and dirty husbands

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen? i don't think so! i mean i hope not

11. Have you ever had a fic translated? nope!

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before? i haven't, but i've collaborated on a couple of projects with my dear friend @heymrspatel! i wrote and she made art for cinematic and honeycomb. cinematic was more julissa making art for parts i'd already written, but honeycomb especially was a collaborative process with the way that a bunch of what i wrote was based on things that julissa was visualizing for her art, so parts of it did feel like co-writing. it was the most fun i've had working on anything!

13. What’s your all-time favorite ship? don't make me choose between the angel who fell in love with a faithless man, and the closeted thug who fell in love with the kid who had it bad for him and ultimately had the most satisfying ending. destiel and gallavich are both such incredibly compelling ships!! aahhh!!

14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will? if there's something i'm not going to finish, it's generally because it became something i didn't want to work on anymore.

15. What are your writing strengths? describing physical sensation and emotional impact, dialogue

16. What are your writing weaknesses? exposition

17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic? i like evie's idea of just indicating that they've switched to another language without actually writing the language out

18. What was the first fandom you wrote for? gallavich

19. What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to? i really want to write destiel smut. i think the nonhuman element could be fun to play with. i've read a lot of grace sex and that shit is soooooo. hot. i want to try my hand at it.

20. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written? this changes so often! one i come back to a lot is chapter two of 2022's kinktober collection, the prompts were wax & "yeah, that's it baby, just like that" and i wrote some wax play and i suppose cockwarming although it's not tagged as such. i also really fucking love lush, it's inspired by one of julissa's pieces and it's drunk lovemaking and breathplay. i also need to shout out a newer one, beauty in simplicity from this year's kinktober collection. mickey getting his ass eaten on the kitchen table. there's three fics! i don't care!

tagging @howlinchickhowl @whatwouldmickeydo @whatthebodygraspsnot @gallawitchxx @ohkate @sam-loves-seb @sisitrip @crossmydna @thisdivorce @mmmichyyy @arrowflier if you guys feel like playing 🖤

#tag game #most of these answers are needlessly long! i can't shut the fuck up

[yinsuniverse]

🍷🎴𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭

Contains: Long post,Shifting tips, How to manage your reality. Mentions of racism and being a woman. Mentions of being a man. Self harm. Curses

🍷-First we have to state that people won't ever love you reality shifting,Our minds were programmed by the government themselves to only think about the reality in front of us. I never thought that I would need to say this but yes you can shift even though your black.

❗-Peoples minds are so weak that they can't even comprehend the fact that reality shifting is real, Understand that shifting isn't lucid dreaming and never will be. People make death threats in my dm's in my comments and does it look like we should care, We shouldn't because guess what while they are over in this reality suffering to pay their bills get their hair done. We are in another reality living our best lives.

📣- "You can only live once!" Reality shifters are literally like "Nuh uh". Every time you are alone look at your hands, Your face your hair and realize " God damn I'm powerful!." And guess what even people who believe in god are shifters.

🍄- I highly recommend permanently shifting as soon as possible, People shift to escape this reality why have so much fun in your Dr then come back to this bull shit of this reality. Have you ever heard of the Yin and Yang symbol.

🍎- You're a spirit have you ever heard of divine feminism and divine masculinity. It shows how divine you are you should look into it,Also are we not gonna talk about these dumb ass people out here who are like "Gen z really thanks astrology and blah blah blah are gonna help them like that's spiritual." You can read the Bible or not but astrology is mentioned I can send you a screenshot in dms cause I'm not trying to get killed by the government.

🎴- Every time you think about not wanting to shift, I want you to write down your goal. Your thoughts on why you don't want to shift and put it under your pillow. That little effort could go a long way.

💋- You shift every second with the decision you make, Shifting is easy I don't care that you have been trying for 3 years (Edit:Okay that sounds rude I'm sorry pookie I do care) Keep trying until you get what you want. STOP joking about you being ugly it doesn't matter if it's a joke. People can tell you "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt" That involves spelling that's why it's called spelling because every time you look in the mirror and say "God damn I'm ugly" You just put a spell on yourself to make you ugly.

🏮- Your spirt was here before you, Unless you learn your lesson of this life then you are gonna just keep having more and more lives unless you learn your lesson. I personally think that the lesson of this life was to learn to be free and accept my gender. I grew up with my father constantly putting me down because I was a woman. And to others who are reading this and suffering from the same problems just know this You are a gem, A beautiful creation you are divine and find you another man/Woman/Person/Monster whoever will treat you like that and don't go or settle for any less. This generation calls it "Simping" I call it love.

🔬- I pray to god and I pray to my higher self, You may be like "Oh gosh you are one of them." YES INDEED I AM and you should be too. Your body is a Temple and you should take care of it. Every time you harm yourself or say something bad to yourself imagine the most beautiful divine temple in the world slowly cracking breaking down crumbling with every word every scar. That's how you should treat your body, When you say something good to your self imagine that temple healing or imagine your spirit putting more decorations on the temple fixing it peace by peace. YOU MATTER.

🔖- My father always tells me "This world doesn't give a fuck about you." I know damn well it does, and to the person reading this know this. I care about you. I don't care about how many crimes you committed how bad of a person you think you are. I CARE.

📌- Don't get too deep into it, I thought people were joking when they said that opening your third eye would possibly be the end of you,People reading this shit probably think I'm insane everyone thinks you are when you really see the shit that's going on. You can really see through people I have notes from my notion that I'm gonna import right here.

"Astral project is where you leave your body attached to it with a silver cord, And travel the 4th dimension it's not like a dream at all, and in fact, it's more real than you right now because your pure consciousness you can travel the universe and find the truth of anything and everything. You can go back in time and go places where you can’t even go physically, Some people can hear beyond the human ear and people can read emotions and feelings basically physical powers. Some people can see things beyond the human eye aka being able to see into the 4th dimension.

The 4th dimeson is a realm, there are infinite realms or dimesons. If you get what I'm saying like in stranger things they could hear the person but can not see or touch them. Certain people can not comprehend certain things and that's why they don’t care or dislike that thing because their mind is not strong enough to comprehend the power of such. That's why you can tell someone and show them that shifting is real and they wouldn't believe it because their 3d minds can’t comprehend the 4d. 4th dimensional creatures or beings could steal from your safes for example, Appear in a room that has no entrance take rest into your physical body, or jump into your dreams. You can hear people calling your name or bugs crawling on your skin and not see anyone or anything there. You need to learn how to see with not just your two eyes but also your 3rd.

Opening your 3rd eye isn’t as fun as think, You see beyond normal dimesons see beyond people damn even read people’s minds your world isn't going to ever be the same again because you're going to see the truth of the world and see beyond the physical. You're going to become aware of how dangerous certain foods really are and be more conscious about what you put on and into your body. Certain things that you use can block your pineal gland. The enemy wants that because they don’t want you to know how powerful you truly are. Fluoride is in toothpaste lots of people use toothpaste almost every day and fluoride calcifies the pineal gland. It's in the water the food damn near in the fucking air."

Sun gazing is a great way to decalcify your pineal gland. If you do it wrong it can really damage your eyes, Sun gazing is best when the sun is actually going down or when it is rising, This also comes intercepted with the 3 a.m. theory where it's most powerful i will talk about that later. Drugs like weed and mushrooms literally blow open that pioneer gland and that is why the enemy has made them “illegal substances” but if you do take the drugs fast before that. (People who can do it are the people of the 12 tribes from the Christian belief)

📍- That was my ramble back then, If you wanna really get deep deep into it. Find all the religions and combine them together even.. Yk and what I mean by that is by pieces for my religion I want you to think of a vase, and that it is broken think of the other religions as pieces that will help me build the glass together and no matter the shape it makes me get the glass that I desire. My beliefs will never fit into the ones that will exists in this reality. (Probably makes no sense)

🚩- That's it..I have more I wanna talk about so bad so if you wanna hear it give me a reblog and a like and feel free to to ask me things. My anons are off because if someone has a problem with me shifting I want them to say it to my face cause don't expect me not to get smart back on the internet.

- Yin

#shifting tips #shifting community #shifting realities #shiftinconsciousness #reality shifting #reality shift #shifting #shiftblr #shifters #spirtualgrowth #spirtualjourney #spirtitual #spirtualawakening #spirtualhealing #spirtuality #third eye #divine feminine #the divine masculine #requests #omnist #religon #journey #sun gazing #subconciousmind #void success #subconscious #secret life #lifestyle #neville goddard #goddess

[aprillikesthings]

ONE MORE TONIGHT because I remember I really like this episode :D

s2 ep5 White Out

will I hit the image limit with this one

EDIT: nope I post it early by accident, which means I have to reblog it anyway.

damn right, and I love how often Entrapta mentions this--that all experiments/research end with you learning SOMEthing even if it's not what you were hoping/looking for

Anyway they're in an icy wasteland of sorts and Entrapta is researching some First Ones' stuff under the ice and also there's some kind of big worm-like monster outside. All before the intro music.

Does She-Ra not feel the cold or what

I refuse to screenshot Scorpia's attempt at asking out Catra it's too painful

I knew it was the same thing that fucked with the robots and She-Ra in Dryl!!

I love how I can remember that this episode is the one where Adora acted SUPER violent and then really dumb and drunk but I couldn't remember WHY

but yeah telling this to Catra was A Mistake

Entrapta: "also she got very floppy"

FLOPPY?!

Side note, but it makes sense Catra hates it up there more than Scorpia or Entrapta; cats have a higher body temperature than humans. But wait, scorpions are cold-blooded? Maybe Catra's just a whiner about being cold. (So am I.)

I mean yeah Catra's being a dick here BUT THEN:

It took me WAY too many times to get that literal split-second of her reaction to Adora's voice before she gets herself back under control. Her ears even do a wiggle.

Look I know they were setting us up for these two to be endgame the whole time. But it still amazes me how much they made it so, SO OBVIOUS in all these little ways they could've skipped and didn't. The little ear wiggle and her tiny moment of shock? They didn't have to put it there, and they did. They could've just made her immediate reaction fury or frustration. But nope.

And we see her eyes narrow in a really close-in shot, like she has to take a second and remember they're on opposite sides, before Catra turns around with her usual cocky expression.

but also look at Entrapta's face lol

I love it when they make her look just a little deranged. Because she is.

I do wonder the extent to which everyone else is like "why are these two so obsessed with each other" (I think people comment on that later?)

HOW AM I JUST NOW NOTICING THESE TWO ARE NARRATIVE FOILS they are, right? right?? or am I just reading too much into both of them having unrequited crushes

Bow: "You don't understand the forces you're messing with!" Entrapta: "I know! That's the fun of it!"

augh I couldn't get the shot of Catra's surprised face

yeah I'm probably gonna go over the image limit on this one

THAT'S NOT GOOD

oh boy

Virus!She-Ra: *tries to hurt her own friends* Catra: "This is the greatest thing that's ever happened" Virus!She-Ra: *hears her, turns around, and runs towards Catra*

BIG MISTAKE

I can't screenshot it, but holy shit you really see the degree to which She-Ra normally isn't trying to actually hurt Catra any more than necessary, because of how violent she is when she's possessed by the virus. Like, this version of her would in fact just straight-up stab Catra or chop off her head or something. Normally She-Ra settles for punches or self-defense--her goal isn't hurting Catra per se but trying to stop the harm she's doing.

But this version of She-Ra? Would do a murder, no problem

that is 100% an appropriate reaction!!

Anyway Scorpia manages to separate her from her sword, and Adora goes back to normal size and not possessed. And is out cold.

okay but did you mean for that to sound so suggestive, Catra? did you?? do you even KNOW??

(...did I just get a plot bunny for the kind of fic that would get me hate mail)

(I've written stuff with a major archive warning before and I could do it again)

speaking of ships eheheheheh

Poor Scorpia is just like "do we have to have your ex around even as a weapon" and is also I think just uncomfortable with how nasty Catra is being

But also Catra's face here is too good

I just imagine Hordak being like, "oh YOU'RE obsessed with the blonde girl, too??? And I thought Shadow Weaver had a problem."

Edit: guess who accidentally hit the wrong buttons on her keyboard and posted it. Anyway continued in the reblog.

#april rewatches spop #white out

[gontagokuhara]

uhhh got any cursed camp facts? (pranks that went wrong, cryptic izuru, nagito dealing with the kids?)

hi anon! you sent me this ask in september 2019. this is me answering now in february 2024. oops! and well, not actually — everything below the cut was written also in 2019. why did i not post it? im actually not sure because when i refound it today it made me giggle. so i’m leaving it untouched as i left it because 1) it still bangs, and 2) it’s all still fun pointy objects lore that i think illustrates how deeply i’ve thought about the silliest aspects of this fic…….and for how long.

so here we go. KRAKEN RELEASED!!!

YESSSS OMG I LOVE THIS ASK!!!!! theres so many im thinking wont have a place actually in the fic so getting to expand on them is :D

a few months before kaito ends up at camp (~a year before shuuichi shows up at camp) the full year kids are tasked by a weary nagito and hajime to find a group project to work on together so theyll get along and stay out of the counselors hair. someone jokingly suggests making a documentary about life at camp, and the two counselors tell them to do whatever they want, and get them a camera to use.

of course, kokichi decides to ignore the thing about staying out of their hair, and thus ‘nagitoe toemaeda: the curse of camp hopes peak’ is born.

clownery of the highest degree ensues. they harass nagito with the camera, not telling him what it is theyre filming; when izuru happens to stumble in while theyre filming, they spend a whole day getting footage of him that they can later on mess with; it’s a fucking shit show and the finished product is 70 minutes of pure garbage but none of them can think about it too hard or theyll die laughing

the feature runs as a found-footage and interview based horror movie; people descibing the fearsome toemaeda, intercut with creeper shots of nagito just doing camp business, intercut with footage of izuru picking fights with nagito and being ‘killed’, intercut with bad dubbing by kokichi over clips of nagito speaking. even hajime ends up in the film, reading a script from somewhere just out of frame and commenting intermittenly about how dumb this whole thing is

the watching party is a massive success. everyone is rolling from how stupid and hilarious the whole thing is. nagito doesnt leave his office for three days afterwards, traumatized by the yells of “here comes toemaeda!” whenever he shows his face.

+

kaede first meets izuru when she is twelve, several months into living at camp. she has had no prior knowledge on him because nagito does his very best to keep him away from the campers, but he cant be everywhere at once, and kaede finds him in the kitchen one day while looking for a snack

she doesn’t quite know how to react, so she just goes about her business, thinking maybe he’s somebody’s weird parent, or something. but when nagito shows up out of nowhere, and the situation turns tense, she becomes frightened.

as it turns out.....nagito and izuru aren’t real big fans of each other. an uncomfortable staring contest turns into an argument that turns into an all out fight, and kaede, only knowing nagito as a pseudo-weird-parent-figure who she cares about pretty much more than anybody in the world, starts crying and trying to get izuru away from him

thinking in 12 year old girl terms, she starts throwing things. the first thing to actually hit izuru is a box of saltines. he goes very, very still after he’s hit, and kaede thinks he’s going to hurt her.

he stoops down, picks up the box, and rummages around. pulls out a saltine. eats it, slowly, nagito breathing heavily a few feet away. eats another one. looks between nagito, and kaede, and nagito again, before slowly stealing out of the room, box in hand.

kaede has found a way to placate him. nagito always makes sure to stock up on saltines after that.

#ask #dr #pointy objects #HAVE I NEVER POSTED THE IZURU SALTINE LORE BEFORE???? HAS THIS JUST BEEN AN UNEXPLAINED MEME BETWEEN ME AND MY SISTER FOR YEARS??? #thats so fucking funny. OOPS #war never changes btw of course my dumb fucking ass was writing about po!kmha even back then. im an sdr2 girlie in my heart

[eisforeidolon]

I first commented this but maybe it's better as an ask. I'm a j2 fan who enjoys Mishalecki antics but cringes at most Jenmish panels. I don't think Misha is actually a bad person, more clueless and attention-seeking, and so I enjoy him with Jared where they both give as good as they get. With Jensen it's different. For many reasons, and Heller delusions causing drama with their batshit interpretations is only one of them.

Misha shamelessly objectifies Jensen, in a way he does not do with Jared, and baits Destiel for his own profit. This alone makes me feel like I want to protect Jensen from him, not see them together on stage, silly as it sounds. Then, Jensen is often visibly uncomfortable on stage with Misha (I suppose because of the whole objectifying thing) and in response mocks Misha ruthlessly. It makes for a cringe viewing experience unless you have shipping goggles on.

It's not always like that though. The Jenmish panel at JIB12 last summer was a lot of fun. But often it is.

I do sometimes add on to comments to continue a discussion, but I also may not feel like I have much to add or just get lazy. So if you specifically want a response to something, a direct ask is the better way to go.

I don't begrudge anyone enjoying panels with Jared and Misha. I just get kind of irritated when the same people talking up how great they were then talk shit about Jensen for *gasp* also joking with Misha. Not just finding those Jensen and Misha panels awkward af, because frankly, sometimes they are, but actively blaming Jensen for agreeing to a panel or not storming offstage in a snit. If it's that terrible to interact with Misha, it's that terrible to interact with Misha - it is or it isn't.

I personally just reached a point where I was completely fed up with Misha, but I recognize that Jared and Jensen are friends with the guy and assume that (a) they don't see the worst shit he says/posts or don't take it seriously and (b) he must have some kind of redeeming qualities one-on-one I just don't have the perspective to see.

I think it definitely plays a part that when Jared and Misha make off-color jokes to each other it's very mutual. It doesn't have that longstanding undercurrent of Misha's queerbaiting and objectification of Jensen/Dean behind Jensen's back that makes Misha's motives inherently questionable, made even moreso when he's the one disproportionately trying to turn the conversation that direction. I personally don't find Jensen's mocking jokes of Misha uncomfortable because I have dear friends where roasting each other is our way of horsing around, and it fits with Jensen's "grumpy guy" persona? But I can see why they would read as just making everything that much more awkward. I also think that Jensen is the most reserved comparatively, so it's easier for Misha and Jared to match energy levels in the first place, even without all the baggage.

And yeah, not all Jensen and Misha panels are unbearably awkward. But there has never been a Jared and Misha panel remotely as awkward as many of theirs have been. Like, seriously, if I was the kind of person to think actors were fucking solely because of the way they interacted on stage - which I'm not because that's dumb as fuck - but if I were? From Jibcon panels taken as a whole, I'd assume Misha had some weird stalkery crush on Jensen the latter was trying not to be visibly weirded out by, Jensen and Jared were occasionally raunchy BFFs playing it up for the crowd for shits & giggles, and Jared and Misha were the fuckbuddies.

#askboxery #anonymous #cockless #anti tinhattery #con drama #anti misha

[tadpolesonalgae]

i'll never understand people that don't like the ic but still read fanfic about them or even acotar in general? the books revolve around them, how did you even finish the series? especially because they usually feel the need to pull the "they're actually not great people" card like yeah everyone read the book, literally everyone in acotar did fucked up things. and i get that those would make you not like them but i don't understand still reading fanfic about it when you clearly don't like the characters and it is annoying to have to keep reading comments like this like if you don't like azriel and the ic why are you reading about it and trying to make the people enjoying it feel bad for liking it? idk it rubs me the wrong way because it really feels like the only reason to comment on it is to make people feel bad for liking something you don't. i've had to deal with this in a lot of fandoms and it's something that always made me feel weird because i don't like a lot of characters or books but i'll never understand the need to come tell people that clearly do like it how much you hate it. what response do you even expect from that? im sorry you don't like the character that i do? im sure i don't like characters that you like as well and that's fine, we're both living our lives (there are exceptions obviously like some characters really do beyond fucked up shit and some books/shows are just fucked up in general but the ic sits pretty in the middle of the morally grey area)

i'm probably exaggerating a bit (acotar is just a casual fandom for me believe it or not after this whole thing) but if i spent so much time writing about a character or a book and someone just came in talking about how they don't like the characters i'd feel a bit discouraged and i hope you don't, fanfic writers literally carry fandoms on their backs for free and don't deserve this

also if you post this and that anon reads this, i'm sorry if this was not your intention, i kind of used the ask as an example because i've seen a rise of this kind of thing in this fandom (and some other ones actually) and it just feels dumb to me. the ask didn't even really say they hated them so it does make me feel a bit bad to use it as an example but still wanted to say this because it really just feels mean to me most times

‘i'm probably exaggerating a bit (acotar is just a casual fandom for me believe it or not after this whole thing)’

I don’t think it depends on how invested you are in this fandom since your point is still valid regardless of what book/TV series you’re into? It’s applicable to multiple situations, not just acotar.

Irrelevant of what sort of show or series you’re into, if you like it, you like it, and it’s usually a little upsetting when people talk badly about stuff you feel strongly about?

‘and someone just came in talking about how they don't like the characters i'd feel a bit discouraged and i hope you don't’

Personally, since it was in regards to CBMTHY, I assume that they’re only upset/frustrated with the IC because of how they’ve been written in that fic? I don’t interpret it as anyone directly attacking me, because they’re expressing their own opinions (as you’re doing, too) and sometimes I’ll agree; sometimes I won’t, but it’s not a personal thing?

I love reading everyone’s thoughts and opinions regarding acotar in general because there are so many different views? Some people really hate Nesta (who I love), other people like Amren (who I really, really dislike, but oh well, I can put that aside for writing purposes), so it’s just fun to listen and dissect all these viewpoints!

‘also if you post this and that anon reads this, i'm sorry if this was not your intention,’

‘the ask didn't even really say they hated them so it does make me feel a bit bad to use it as an example’

(Thank you for putting this part at the end to clarify your own tone/intention since it’s sometimes difficult to understand through text :) )

#anons <3 #Acotar #IC #Inner Circle

[gaybitchfx]

I posted 2,768 times in 2022

That's 2,763 more posts than 2021!

2,699 posts created (98%)

69 posts reblogged (2%)

(69 hehe)

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I tagged 1,146 of my posts in 2022

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Longest Tag: 129 characters

#oh entonces quieres ir allí perra? por eso eres la personificación literal de tener una maldita piedra en tu puto zapato perraaaa

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Can you do Mikey x male reader,

Like reader always makes fun of Mikey because of his height and the way he acts, and then a few years later Mikey just fucks reader,

Top Mikey and bottom reader. Thank you 💖

A/n: Nah because I just got a that little funny feeling in my stomach when I read your request 👀 but I’ll def write that for you! Hope you enjoy!

IT’S NOT FUNNY!

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#4

シMY MASTER LISTシ

I DONT WRITE FEM READER

1) The most important thing here is no hate and to just have fun and enjoy whatever bizarre shit I write! You may have your own opinions, but please don’t comment anything negative. I want my page to be welcoming and comfortable for everyone!

2) I do NOT write the following; pedophilia, incest, r@pe, all the characters I write about have to at least be 18 and up or if they have a time skip! Unless I’m writing fluff and angst I will write about characters of any age!

3) I’m not writing anything nasty. If your request has something I don’t like I will tell you.

4) Everyone is welcomed besides people that sexualize mlm and nblm. I mostly write x Male Reader stuff since there aren’t as many things of x male readers in here! But the thing is I don’t write x female reader content because there’s tons of it and because I don’t feel comfortable writing that kind of stuff. All sexuality’s are accepted! As I said before I wanna make my page as comfortable to everyone as possible!

5) Have fun! I love each and everyone one of you as if you were my own children! I also allow vents and rants in my messages whenever you don’t have someone to talk to! I just really want to make my readers feel loved and appreciated more then anything! Every single one of you make me happy and I appreciate that!

6) I have a limit to how many people I write for:

1-2: Definitely can do it

2-3: Might take me some time but I’ll do it

3-4: Mmm I’ll see what I can do

5 and up: I will be flabbergasted and start crying

Masterlist of all my fanfics: 1/2, 2/2

Events

Kinktober

Smut Prompts

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597 notes - Posted January 15, 2022

#3

Omega Mikey trying to court himbo alpha reader but readers dumb as hell and it takes Mikey practically screaming it at him

Any Mikey will do I'm not picky

Note: It’s the fact I started rubbing my hands together while chuckling and I’m finna do Kanto Mikey since Kanto Mikey is everything

CAN'T TAKE A HINT?

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598 notes - Posted August 18, 2022

#2

Tumblr is fucking with me so idk if the req I was writing went through— but here it is again rhjwshbw

can I request a Mikey fucking male reader 😭 like male reader is shorter than Mikey are they are already in a relationship and Mikey suddenly felt possessive so decided to fuck his baby boy dumb 😣

A/n: Tumblr acts stupid all the time so half the time I don’t even know if I got a request or not 😭 So sometimes I think it’s better to just send me request via messages so I can actually get them.

POSSESSIVE SEX

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656 notes - Posted May 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Character(s): Eremite Daythunder

Type of reader: M!Reader

Category: Nsfw 😗✨

Warning(s): cuffing, table fucking, rough sex & crossdressing

Edited: ❌

Note: He’s just really hot okay? And ion know if that's his actual name but imma use it anyways

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765 notes - Posted August 26, 2022

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Mmm- I don’t like how I’m able to see my old posts 💀

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

[sharkneto]

How do you become of the “big” writers in a fandom like TUA? It doesn’t seem like writing a lot gets me anywhere even if I do enjoy it

Luck. It's dumb luck.

My first advice is to not chase trying to be a "big writer". It genuinely is dumb luck. Focus on enjoying writing, enjoying/building the community around your fics/fandom, and try to not let yourself focus too much on those interaction stats. I know this is hard - we are all so addicted to that rush of dopamine and validation kudos and reblogs and comments give. We are all chasing it, it's part of why we share anything. But if you let that become your focus it sucks all the joy out of writing and then you have to take a break until you can get your head in a healthier spot about it and enjoy it again.

So, that disclaimer said, there are some things I think... help push luck in your favor, things I did to try and push community that translated to engagement. It's also about getting the right eyes on your fic, getting that one person to see and share it that starts a domino effect of more people seeing it (and maybe sharing it).

First is technical stuff. Get good at titles and summaries, summaries especially. You need people to want to click on your fic and to see what its about. I don't think I've talked about summaries before, and I'm not going to do it here outside of saying 1) Yes, I know they suck to write they're the worst and 2) that the goal of a summary is to let the reader know what to expect and to to pique their interest. It's the blurb on the back of the book when you're browsing, it's your shot to get someone to open it and give your story a try. Next, it's good you enjoy the writing process (that is the whole point!) because being technically good also helps keep people reading once they've opened your fic. People will read things they aren't necessarily interested in if it's well-written, and they will bail on things they like if it's too hard to read. But keep in mind that just being good isn't going to make you blow up in a fandom - some of the best fics I've read have had but a handful of kudos and comments on them.

The second is the social stuff. You have to find your crowd, your corner of the fandom, the people who will enjoy your fics. If you write Five but only Klaus stans are seeing your works, you're not going to go very far. Get good at tagging - on AO3 and when promo-ing on Tumblr. DO NOT take this as "put as many tags as possible so more people see it!". That's spam. Everyone hates spam. Don't be that person. Accurately tag your stuff so people know what your fic is. If it's what they want to read, they'll click on it - those are the people you are targeting, not every person in the fandom. Get comfortable self-reblogging posts when you post/update fics. If you're up for it, curate a community responding to comments on fics and encouraging asks on Tumblr (be careful with that and be ready to shut the inbox if people start being fucking weird - your mental health comes first).

After saying all that, my biggest point is to repeat that that "hitting it big" is dumb luck and fandom is fickle. TUA is in a lull between seasons right now and we all know the current struggle of artists and writers getting people to reblog things/interact further than a like/kudo. You're going to burn yourself out and stop having fun if your focus is on finding "fame" within the fandom, especially right now. I think the above stuff helped things take off for me, but I've been building my community for two years now and it was still luck at the end of the day. As you practice your writing skills, add to your library of fics, build your own community, things will get bigger organically.

#being a fic writer is a bit of a hustle if you let it #i hope this doesn't come across as me putting you down at all #but i also don't want anyone to quit writing and get discouraged if things don't take off - it's hard out here! #i also obviously chased interaction - i do the self promos and i encouraged people to come hang with me on tumblr #in my earlier author's notes especially #i think that's just human and an innate part of sharing things online - we are /sharing/ we want other people to see it! #and we want to know they enjoyed it when they saw it! #and it is genuinely a very quiet time in the fandom rn #fandom culture moves faster than it used to so people come when a season drops and then leave two weeks later for the next thing #which is sad - come stay! hang out! #outside of making your fic accessible via tagging and whatnot #finding a community i think is the biggest thing #not just for getting numbers on your fics #but just for having fun and throwing ideas around and whatnot #i found my people in the five corner of the fandom and through the Elliott's House discord #also kind of you to consider me a big writer in the fandom - i don't have a good sense for that sort of thing and where my place is #ask response #fandom #writing #long post

[sneakyfox55]

1. I read your stuff and commented and you just started. Reading my stuff??? And you were so sweet???

2. And then when I found you in tumblr you just started talking to me acting like you. Were an equal to me when you were my inspiration????

3. You roleplayed with me and indulged me in my dumb stuff

4. You listen to my ramblings and you're actually the only non creator who knows of Wisp's Backstory not even my best friend for 2 years knows what happened.

5. You work yourself so hard and never let yourself relax because you're so dedicated which is admirable but please take it down a notch and care for yourself

6. Despite me not doing anything for you, you do so much for me??? I'm buried in debt to you ily

7. You are always fun and interesting and I love talking to you

8. Your mushy brothers is the reason I have mushy brothers because I was self conscious about it

9. Even if you don't know what I'm talking about you listen and my goodness ily

10. You make so much Giftfics for meee

11. It's so fun to bully Wisp because you're so entertaining to

12. I love being able to talk about true crime without having the other treat real people like fictional characters

13. You write so much skelebros... and you write them so well...

14. You read my stuff despite you being good enough to probably be with better more known creators

15. You're only 18 and you've made so much stuff and you've inspired so many people and you have so many followers

16. I'm literally so fucking weird and you don't even blink an eye at it???

17. You always cheer me up when I'm in a bad mood

18. Your Sans angst.... ouagh...

19. YOUR PAPYRUS ANGST... OUAGH...

20. The newest giftfic where Sans is so sappy where he tackles his brother out of love???

21. You thought about me and wrote a chapter inspired by me :')

22. Even with my delusional memories you comforted me and helped me so much

23. Even with my really angsty whump stuff you encourage me and tell me how you like it

24. Speaking of that you shower me with love and idk why????

25. You're so creative and I don't know how you get it???

26. You made an au inspired by my interpretation???

27. AND YOU PERFECTED IT SO QUICKLY TO WHERE IT MAKES SENSE WHILE MINE IS REALLY LAZY

28. I was supposed to be doing my homework but I'm doing this instead just for youuuuuuuuuuuuu

29. You light up my life so muchhhh

30. You're literally one of my favorite authors. When I see a Gmail with your name I scramble to open it

31. Almost every author I know there are parts of their work I think is less than stellar. Not with you. I can't think of one part.

32. You put stuff into words so well while I can't and just try to somewhat convey what I'm feeling

I'm actually tired af so I'm going to conk out and continue tomorrow ilyyyyyyyyy

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HOW

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WOH

HOW

HOW

DARE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EVERYONE

EVERYONE LOOK

LOOK AT THIS IDIOT (AFFECTIONATE) AND WHAT THEY DID FOR ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I LOVE YOU I DIDN'T EVEN??? I COULDN'T EVEN WORD MY OWN LIST WELL AND I WAS BAD AT IT YOURS IS SO MUCH BETTER BUT WHY DID YOU DO THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(ALSO SORRY ABOUT, THE CONFUSION ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY/AGE, FOR ANYONE WONDERING I ACCIDENTALLY PUT THEM UNDER THE IMPRESSION MY BIRTHDAY HAPPENED ALREADY BUT I DON'T TURN ADULT UNTIL LATER THIS YEAR DSHJGDSJDSGJHDS)

#I'M NOT AS COOL AS YOU THINK I AM YOU'RE COOLER #mutuals!!! #my beloved mutuals <333 #asks #HUGGING YOU RIGHT NOW #AND ALSO BITING YOU #obsessivefangirl

[epersonae]

Fic asks: 37, 38 (I'm done now xoxo)

Talk about your current wips.

First: BOATS! AND PLOT! ok, so my post-S1 longfic; you know much of this, but the two drivers of the story have been:

Stede gets the Hot Topic Boat

Jim is actually a prisoner in the Kraken Era

And then a whole ton of other stuff has spiraled out of that, including: Olu recoups his investment with Abshir, what I have described as The Spanish Jackie Plot, competent lesbians dunking on Calico Jack, art therapy, more death faking, and tattoos! Plus I keep futzing with it as I read new metas and analysis, trying to just absorb all these interesting ideas (blender noises intensify). And also I'm using it to work through Some Stuff about love and grief and burnout (and burnout in grief times, even).

Also there are so many fucking boats in this dumb fic. (at least four?) And so many POVs! (at least 8?)

I am hoping to get the first chapter out soonish, since I have four chapters more or less nailed down (altho only the first beta'd), which should give me enough space to get farther in a few weeks. (the doc is about 30k, altho a good chunk of that is notes)

The other main WIP is ofc Hungry for love, ready to drown, my Stede POV canon retelling fic, which has turned out to be so much more than I expected when I started! I do love poking around in Stede's head, though; I've seen lots of stuff I didn't notice originally in the show, and I've had some uhhhhhh interesting personal revelations as I've been writing.

I'm currently noodling around in episode 6, which I started from the ending (sort of), because something struck me about the duel scene that I hadn't noticed, and I think it's going to thread through the whole chapter? But then also I enjoyed writing this bit this morning, which is a fun counterpoint to Izzy's narration from the actual show:

There is a sweetness in those days, an unhurried joy in the time they spend together. In his memory, the light glows around them like honey or amber, as they talk, as they sip brandy from cut crystal, as they lounge on the deck, Ed's hand on his knee, Ed's hand on his shoulder, Ed's laugh warm as the sun.

Talk about a review that made your day.

There was someone back when we were posting The Reckoning Arrives who left just fantastic comments on every chapter, to the point where I remember Ryn and I looking forward to them, and sending each other messages when there were new ones. (I would have to go back and look for more details than that, it's been forever, and I only just now remembered about that!)

That, and the people who commented on from here the view goes on forever, which is the technically unfinished last collaboration of the series that Ryn and I wrote together, because those comments were also condolences in a way, and hearing from people who only/primarily knew us through our writing together meant so much.

TBH, every comment makes my day, even if it's just a heart emoji. It's so lovely to hear from someone who enjoyed something I wrote.

#boats! boats! boats! #also: smooches to everyone who has ever left a comment you are my personal hero #my fic #god it's been a while since we wrote Reckoning #(again: 2018 was An Time) #asks #ask games

[ningvory]

camgirl!yunjin showing off her gf to the viewers as she fucks reader with her g!p 😓🙏

parings: camgirl!gp!yunjin x gf!femreader

warnings: voyerism, dumbicication, size kink, fingering, clit sucking, tummy bulge, manhandling, idk this position but yunjin folds you in half, reverse cowgirl riding, creampie, readers implied to be smaller than jen, bimbo-ish reader, darcyphilia, unprotected sex (that’s a no no guys) not proofread guys i was just writting😭🙏 also had fun making the usernames 😝

w/c: 600 IM SORRY ITS SO SHORTT

one thing about your girlfriend, yunjin is that she loved to show you off to her horny supporters that watch her videos. better know as jenaissante, she’s one of the most followed on the platform. her lives end up viral because she fucks her pretty little girlfriend so good every time it has her shaking, she has her viewers wishing they were fucking you dumb because you were just so cute to them!! :((

it was time for another live stream and she has you laying down on her bed, pulling moans and squeals outta you when her fingers hit your sweet spots.

“doesn’t she sound so cute guys? bet you dirty pervs wanna have her all to yourself.” yunjin teased. speeding her fingers up, making your moans start to grow higher and whinier.

she always had to finger or eat your tight cunny out, telling you that she wouldn’t be able to fit without prep. no matter how many times she fucks you, you’re still tight as a virgin.

pussydestroyer3000: she’s sounds so cute i just wanna ruin her :((

brobashno: she’s so fuckin’ little compared to jen!! bet she loves getting manhandled.

reading the comments had yunjin spilling precum all over her cock, she wanted to manhandle you and fuck you dumb right then and there but she resisted. she began to suck and lick on your clit while her fingers were pumping your hole, she has your back arching and squealing so loudly, letting out a whiny, “jen! g’na cum!” before cumming all over her!

she doesn’t waste a second, pushing your legs to your chest before pushing into you, groaning from your warm gummy walls sucking her in so tightly. she began to pound into you, nothing but you loud whines and whimpers and her low groans were heard.

“fuckk! taking me so well baby, i’m the only one who can fuck you this good.” yunjin mummers.

she fucks you so good it has you crying, she proceeds to put your legs over her shoulders, pounding your cervix. you back attempts to arch but she has all her weight pressed down into you.

dickmaster11: she’s so pretty! taking jen’s thick cock so well while she’s folded in half!!

she begins to circle your clit, making you let out a high pitched squeal before squirting all over her pelvis. she continues fucking you, riding your orgasm out until her hips stop. she lets out a moan and you feel her warm load fill you up, making you whimper.

she pulls out and brings the camera closer to your cunt, pressing down on your tummy to let her white seed leak out of you cunt, making her groan.

yunjin’s now the one laying down, manhandling you in reverse cowgirl. hands on your hips telling her to ride her.

“c-can’t! s’too much jen— ah!” she shuts that down and forces your body all the way down on her cock. your backs arched and moans slip outta your mouth. “w-wait! slow down!” you try to stabilize yourself but yunjin’s showing no mercy, bringing you all the way up her cock to where nothing but her tip is still inside of you before dropping you all the way down her cock showing your smaller frame off to the camera.

paradigmsseraphine: jen’s cock is so big that it has her tummy bulging!😵‍💫😵‍💫

she doesn’t stop until she has fucked you dumb and that you’re full of her warm seed, on the verge of passing out. but she knows you like it like that, you’re her cute lil bimbo girlfriend that loves to be fucked stupid <33

#ningvory #♡.nabi’s anons #♡.nabi’s asks #kpop smut #wlw smut #g!p #le sserafim x fem reader #le sserafim smut #huh yunjin smut #le sserafim yunjin #yunjin smut #♡.yunjin

[sayakxmi]

[Magi reread; special edition] Night 36.5: Night Flight & Night 37: Rememberance

So, fun fact, remember how in the previous chapter Morgiana just took Alibaba & left? Well, apparently Ohtaka made an extra, Night 36.5, which covers that flight.

Here it is.

Like, I'm already dealing with this dumb photo limit, guys, so I'll just stick to commenting it. Overall, it's just really neat, and worth reading. Also, I was right regading the WHY Morgiana sees Alibaba as her benefactor (spending that month in Qishan, using his wealth to help out her and all the other former slaves). It's really neat, honestly. The fact that she wants to thank him, and she wants to help him out now that he might need it, too.

There's just two small probems.

One of them is the fact that it's made into a joke - Alibaba hears none of it, because he's busy passig out, cuz she's moving too fast, and that really doesn't look good. Why is it that whenever Morgiana tries to be voulnerable, Alibaba doesn't hear it? There's gonna be at least one more moment like that in the future (god, I'm not there yet, and I'm already dreading these fucking boat chapters; last time I didn't finish my reread, because of them, ugh), and that doesn't promise a very good romantic relationship for the both of them. Again, Morgiana's an exception for Alibaba, but in a negative way.

And then there's the other problem with it - it's an extra. Remember how I've said that there were signs of Morgiana being eventually sidelined? This is one of them. Why is it an extra? Why not make it a part of the chapter? Why isn't it treated like something important? Why aren't Mogiana's feelings treated like something imporant? The writing's were on the wall, guys, they really were.

----Night 37----

He means Anime!Sinbad.

Thank you, Ja'far, for being the one guy to remember this.

Oh my fucking god. I was always thinking how weirdly Alibaba's lips were detailed for some reason. His mouth is open. That's all. They're not detailed. It's just open mouth. Oh my fucking god.

That realization aside, I am, once again, sad.

I want to say something funny or insightful, but I'm mostly just sad reading that. "Hehe, to think that there were so many things that I can do!" There are, but you wanted to see your best friend again. And he broke that promise you've made. Not because he wanted to, just because he feels trapped in the mess he's currently in. Man, I'm just sad.

Why is he so cute.

Ughm stop making me feel feelings.

AGH

COME ON

Of course you were. You decided this is your bestest friend ever several hours into meeting him, bro. Agh, this shit must hurt so badly.

Hm.

SHE JUST YEETED HIM IN

Talk about awkward, but also, gdi, Alibaba, you sure end up in this sort of position more often than you should.

Awkward.

They're trying ok.

You know, I blame neither of them here. Morgiana has a point, but I also get that it's difficult for Alibaba to talk about it, and he's under so much pressure already, to have just another person come here and tell him to hurry up and do something. Like, I do feel bad. But again, I get where Morgiana's impatience comes from.

Totally understandable.

And you're right. But you're missing a lot of context that you're about to get.

Still, her reaction is understandable, and, frankly, so is Alibaba's hesitance. Like I've said, I blame neither here. They're both in their own rights.

Like, for the past six months that's kind of what Alibaba's been dealing with, because of Cassim. No matter how much I love him, and I love their relationship in general, that most certainly was pretty abusive. We've already seen it. So to suddenly have another person yell and demand things from him...

Aladdin is (technically literally) a godsend. It honestly matters so much that he lets Alibaba actually cool down first. Also, worth mentioning that the conversation between Alibaba and Cassim happened, idk, half an hour earlier? It's probably still fresh in his mind.

He waited for him : (

I can't with him still similing. God.

Ugh, the fact that he DOESN'T JUDGE HIM. Everybody always judges him, or demands things from him, but here is Aladdin, who, in spite of everything, still believes in him. I just fucking can't, y'all.

You won't meet him until much much much later, you'll even manage to die in the meantime.

Existence is pain, I am suffering, this is just too fucking much, god, look, how Cassim is smiling, he's a baby, oh my god, I'm so fucking sad man, why was I born in this world, just to suffer-

#saya's magi reread #magi #morgiana #alibaba saluja #aladdin