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okay, there's a trend that came and went on tiktok a while ago of people reading their lists of modern day things they think characters would have loved if it were in their time. i will never EVER get tired of watching them and those vids heavily inspired this post 😭 (ALSO FIRST WRITING SINCE IVE BEEN BACK LETS GOOOO)
so without further ado...
rip thorin's company, you would have loved... (pt. 1)
thorin
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r.i.p. thorin, you would have loved lord huron
rick grimes from the walking dead
wet brushes
google maps
making a secret thirst trap account on tiktok
bilbo
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r.i.p. bilbo, you would have loved trader joes
ring doorbells
facebook neighborhood watch
swiffer wet jet
keeping up with the kardashians
gandalf
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r.i.p. gandalf you would have loved life360
caines chicken
st. louis city museum
grammarly
child harnesses
fìli
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r.i.p. fìli, you would have loved Instagram reels
sad older sibling tiktoks
caseoh
0.5x pictures
hello kitty/sanrio girls
kìli
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r.i.p. kìli you would have loved mewing
native hair wash
tiktok
snapchat streaks
photodumping on instagram
dwalin
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r.i.p. dwalin you would have loved planet fitness
to catch a predator with jim hansen
the will smith slap drama
dude wipes
teenage mutant ninja turtles
balin
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r.i.p.balin you would have loved ibuprofen
turbotax
eBay
low quality inspirational quotes on facebook
air fryers
bofur
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r.i.p. bofur you would have loved impractical jokers
the superbowl
cringey minion memes
andy bernard from the office
snoop dog
ori
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r.i.p. ori you would have loved minecraft
selling stuff on etsy
aesthetic pinterest boards
the perks of being a wallflower
spotify premium
dori
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r.i.p. dori you would have loved five minute crafts
the pioneer woman cookbook
abba
hgtv
temu
(i forgot there's a 10 image limit😞)
lemme know if you guys want a part 2 !! it feels great getting to write whatever i want again!! love you guys so much!! also please send me requests cause i need to get these creative juices back into the flow of things 😭🙏 thank you! 🩷💘💞🌷🌸🌺
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ironmandeficiency · 8 months
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the hobbit + hozier songs
characters included: kíli, bilbo, dwalin, thorin, nori, bofur, ori, fíli, dori, tauriel
word count: 1166
a/n: the amazing and precious @wordbunch inspired me to write these bc of her lotr/th characters as taylor swift songs posts & i couldn't be more excited to finally post this labor of love!! thank you bestie for listening to me scream abt this for nearly two months lol
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kíli: foreigner’s god
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he loves outside of his race and this fact causes undue scorn to be thrown at his feet. it’s unheard of for almost any dwarf, let alone one from the line of durin, to do such a thing. this does not deter him - it empowers him; if his heart could go against the traditions forged into his bones, molten in his hot blood, how could it not be true? the strength of his love is what helps him ignore the doubts shouted by the prejudice plaguing those who know nothing of his heart. that, and the sound of your laughter at his antics, the soft smiles only given to him when he’s being a little too charming… he could go on.
bilbo: like real people do
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as much flack as bilbo gets from the company for not being conventionally tough, he’s not weak by any means. he’s familiar with the pain of loss, and how the ways one tries to rise above the grief that follows aren’t always savory. he knows there’s a respect to be found in the absence of prying questions, choosing simply to coexist in the feelings and allow answers to come in their own sweet time. he’ll put some tea on to cook and scrounge up some leftovers from the previous meal, sitting beside you and letting the comfort flow naturally, his soft lips soothing the most tender aches.
dwalin: work song
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just looking at him, you wouldn’t think dwalin a sap. but with his insanely strong sense of loyalty and stalwart dedication, he can’t be anything but. he’s faced down innumerable evils in his time, braved the fiercest of storms that many of his comrades didn’t; none of them even come close to keeping him from you. your arms welcome him home without question after each fight he braves, and your letters tucked into secret compartments in his armor keep him warm between embraces. he’ll read them by the fire every night when he’s away, every gentle word carrying his mind away from thoughts of the day’s turmoil.
thorin: sedated
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this sweet, sad man doesn’t think he deserves good things in life. this, unfortunately, includes having someone love him despite his flaws and past mistakes. he couldn’t resist admitting his feelings for you and was ridiculously shocked that you reciprocated & allowed him to love you. on nights when he feels his failures deeper, he’ll try to convince you that he doesn’t deserve you. vitriol will escape from worried lips and terrified heart, piercing you in the way only a lover knows how. a soft kiss, gentle words, and a few strokes through his hair will soothe these wounds from him for a time and allow him some of the peace he’s fought to find, but doesn’t always believe is earned.
nori: it will come back
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it was decades since the last time nori thought of love, even longer since he believed himself worthy of it. meeting you only solidified his disbelief; how could someone look at him and see someone that deserved such a pure thing, after everything he’s done in his life? he’s stolen, lied, cheated, and killed to survive (and sometimes not for mere survival). his attempts to spurn you away from him only increased your determination to break through the fortress he built around himself. he could only be strong against your advances for so long before he crumbled, reluctantly accepting the love and peace and safety you offered so freely.
bofur: nobody
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bofur’s done a lot in his time. he was born in the blue mountains, a colony that never seemed to find the prosperity needed to do more than simply survive. he is a brother, uncle, cousin, friend, toymaker, miner, member of the great company that reclaimed erebor. but through all his adventures and hardships, he never lost his playful streak. he wants to have fun with who he loves, wants a little bit of mischief to make his laugh louder and brighter. bofur is a fun-loving soul who, despite his wandering past, will always choose you over anywhere that you’re not.
ori: francesca
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ori’s life has never been a peaceful one. being raised by dori and being followed by the whispers of his late amad’s reputation (not to mention nori’s) without a mountain to call home, it weighed on his shoulders. even his craft, the pride of every dwarrow worth their beard, happened to be one seen as miniscule in importance compared to smithing. every moment spent with his one, doing anything or nothing at all, eases the burden he carries and makes every moment of strife worth it just to be with the soul made to mirror his.
fíli: i, carrion (icarian)
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your love for him seems almost too good to be true, the remnants of stories told in dusty tomes written by those with far more eloquence than he can claim to possess. that being said, he is definitely not one to look a gift boar in the mouth. he relishes in each tender moment, every second spent in your presence that carries him far beyond the constraints life has placed upon him. but he recognizes that life isn’t always so simple, retreating into your arms and wishing that everything around you both just disappears. there’s always reality, waiting patiently outside of your chambers for one faulty misstep to throw you both askew. that’s why he dedicates himself to showing you that if life does what it does best and deals harsh blows, he will be there for you through it all.
dori: shrike
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dori never had time for love; he had two brothers to protect, one more wily than the other was young. his focus was on getting his brothers through the days, putting food on their plates and the semi-frequently used stash of bail money well-stocked. he allowed his feelings for his one to fall to the wayside in the name of preservation. he ignored their call for decades and braved out the pain that came with such a silence. he begged for his one’s forgiveness every time they called for him. but once the mountain was reclaimed and his brothers safe, he yearned for what he could have had. he would approach his one with much regret and sorrow for the time lost, but a pure hope that they could find forgiveness in their heart for him.
tauriel: unknown/nth
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to earn her love is a feat unlike that which the world has known for a long time. being seen as worth all these mortal struggles and painful toils in the eyes of an elf, let alone one as fierce as tauriel, is quite the achievement to anyone outside looking in. to the red-haired warrior in question, though, giving her love to you has the same unthinking ease as breathing; it’s beyond instinct to do and just as necessary to her survival. you’re worth every century spent alone, every moment after knowing you spent away from you.
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moonrainbowfish · 2 years
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Imagine the dwarves being super outraged when they find out you've been made fun of because of your body hair. As someone who was often a bit hairier than my peers I was often teased because of it. So just imagining the dwarves telling you your body hair is beautiful and you're absolutely gorgeous the way you are is honestly the sweetest thing ever to me. I just know they would totally kill anyone with an axe who dares mock their loved one
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ofstardustanddreaming · 7 months
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comforting ways
preference summary: one way they comfort you when you're sad.
content warnings: none
fandom: the hobbit
characters: bilbo, tauriel, thorin, fili, kili, dwalin, bofur, thranduil
gender neutral reader
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Bilbo: He knew you had been missing home along the journey, and tried his best to cheer you up. He would pick flowers that reminded him of you, he would talk with you under the starry sky next to the warm fire. He wanted to keep your mind off of things, but if it also meant being a shoulder to cry on while you did want to think about home. He's a sweetheart about your sadness, he also understands missing home, so he'll give you stories to help with relatability.
Tauriel: She would take a walk with you around the palace gardens if she wasn't on duty. She would listen intently while you talk about what it was that was on your mind. She would hold your hand lightly, rubbing soothing circles into the back of it. She would offer suggestions if that was what you were looking for, or she would offer words of comfort. Once you've gotten most of your sadness out into the world, she'll pull you in for a small kiss to try and get the rest of it.
Thorin: He would move the stars and sky if he could, to make you happy. He's more a man of action than comforting words. He would wrap his arms around you, pressing his lips to your forehead. It doesn't mean he wouldn't add some words of comfort, mostly whispering I love you's and Go ahead, I've got you as you let your emotions go into his shoulder, whether it's crying or quietly venting. He's just better at listening, and providing a physical comfort.
Fili: He was a mix of sweet words and soft jokes. He wanted to show you he was a reliable, safe person to come to when you're sad, and he'll do sweet things for you. He'll make you something warm, or wrap you up in something warm as well. He'll play with your hair, and lets you lie down on his lap while lightly stroking your side. He knows that sometimes silence, with the occasional words, with another person in the room is all it takes to ease the pain in your heart, little by little.
Kili: He would hate to see you sad, wanting to take the pain of your sadness himself. He would crack jokes, giving you his best puppy dog eyes to not be so sad. When he sees you crack a small smile, he feels relieved. He knows that sometimes your mind needs to be taken off of whatever topic it was on, but then he'll listen to what it is you want to talk about if it's what's needed. He'll plant small kisses around your shoulders and head as you talked, to remind you he was there.
Dwalin: He's a man of few words and more action as well, like Thorin. He is a little unsure at first though, what he should do to comfort. He'll sit silently near you, hovering, wanting to let you know he was there for you however you needed him to be. When you look up at him, wanting his comfort in the way you wanted, he wouldn't hesitate in getting closer and pulling you in tight. He was gentle with his hugs, but he made sure that you knew he would always be there for you.
Bofur: He would break into some soft songs, or hum, while having you leaned up against him to feel the vibrations. He would eventually get carried away, leading to a whole dance routine, and it would make you feel better with his happy approach to a lot of situations. He would pull you in afterwards, wondering how else he could help ease your sadness, and would do what it is you wanted. Whether it was hearing stories of the journey, or talking through your sadness.
Thranduil: He would check you all over, to make sure it wasn't an injury, feeling more secure in taking away a physical injury than an inner feeling of sadness. He has a harder time with emotion, but he's gotten better when fretting and constantly asking if you were doing any better. He would eventually calm down, realizing what you want is just him holding you and giving you comforting words. He would draw a bath, to help you feel more comforted from the heat as well.
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betyloca · 3 months
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hobbit characters having a human s/o with tattoos and muscles
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bilbo baggins
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•He was tired of all the dwarves that were in his house and when he heard the door he started screaming.
-No, I don't want any more messy and rude guests, so goodbye.
• oh this poor boy when he opened the door and saw you at the entrance of his house he felt his heart stop
- I'm sorry* I move to the side* pass
• when you came in you introduced yourself
-I'm y/n at your service
- bilbo baggins to his
• He saw how you crouched down and got close to his ear, whispering to him.
- Do not judge people, Mr. Bolson, because I am not rude and disorderly, a little hobbit.
• this guy was a blushing mess
• At the beginning of the trip he was always behind you without saying anything
• this guy loves how strong and threatening you look
• you always end up defending him from Thorin's mockery
• He likes that you pay attention to him when I walk he talks to you about his home
- Your home sounds beautiful, I would have liked to stay longer.
- maybe after this you can come and have tea
- that sounds very good
• loves your tattoos
he spends his time admiring them
• always asks you what they mean or if it hurt you to do them
• sometimes he spends his time counting them when he is bored
• He will never admit it but he likes it when you pick him up, he feels protected in your arms.
• When I gave you a flower I thought you didn't like it until I saw you showing it off to everyone.
• You defend him from Thorin when he finds out that he handed over the stone from the ark.
• in battle you fight at his side without losing sight of him
• In the end you leave, you go with him to the region
until I confess to you
- Y/N I love you, would you like to be with me?
- aww little hobbit I wouldn't be with anyone else
Bofur
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•this boy thought you were a man at first until he heard your voice
• He liked talking to you and how you laughed at his jokes
• he loves the way your tattoos look
- And that my lady, why did you do it?
- I did it because of a battle I was in
• He really likes your hugs, how you squeeze him without hurting him
• gets happy when you eat his food
• When they fought the orcs he was excited how you beat them one by one
• in the battle for the mountain they fought side by side
• he didn't lose sight of you even for a moment
• in the end you ended up confessing
- My wife would let me braid her hair
-Yeah
• He had explained to you what braiding means in his culture and it moved you very much.
Dwalin
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•oh this man admired your strength
• He liked to talk to you about how much weight you could lift.
• sometimes they did strength competitions
• he likes how agile you are with axes
• Imagine when he discovered that you had tattoos he was almost upset for not having told him.
- Girl, do you have tattoos?
- yes I have some
- why did not you tell me!!
• likes it when you show him your tattoos while you tell them their meanings
• He also shows you his with great pride
• likes to compete with you for who has the most tattoos
- I have 14 tattoos
- * evil laugh*
- and you?
- *showing his tattoos*
- fuck
• No matter how far away you are, when you fight, he always cares about you.
• No doubt his brother notices how he looks at you.
- When are you going to tell him?
- to say that?
- what do you like
• gets jealous when you spend more time with another member of the company than with him
• It was confessed to you when they are in the battle of the five exercises
- Y/N, would you give me the honor of courting you?
- *screaming* tell me now
- what are you saying ?
- well of course yes idiot
•after winning you let him court you
• I couldn't be happier than with you
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demigoddessqueens · 1 year
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The hobbit reader insert
Thoses who are simping on the reader- fili, kili, Bofur and ori
Reader is bilbo daughter
The company all gathers in the the home of bilbo, when told what he was needed for he started listening off why he can’t go, one of thoses reasons is his daughter.
Everyone is a bit taken a aback by this, even Gandalf, for he to didn’t know of the young girl.
So when asked about who she is bilbo starts talking about her, saying how she is his little girl, how beautiful she is, she as delicate as a flower, etc etc. after hearing this they all assume she’s a young child, imagine the surprise and shock of everyone (and yes that includes Gandalf) when the reader walks through the door, it’s not a small hobbit lass, nope.
Bilbo little girl is a almost 6 foot tall girl with a sword on her back, a bow and quite a bit of blood.
Bilbos daughter is a hunter for the shire and ends up joining just to keep her father from worrying. All while bilbo treats her like a little girl, and she doesn’t mind.
This sounds so cute and hilarious!! And proud dad Bilbo sounds adorable!!
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You were his pride and joy, and the one he always swore to protect. But you grew up and became skilled with a bow and knife as any human was
Fili and Kili
It’s a duel between brothers! Both constantly vie for your attention and teasingly sabotage the other in their constant attempts. You think it’s oddly adorable of them.
Bofur
The master thief’s daughter is the surprise addition to this party, but he’s admired how well you are with a bow and arrow for hunting game
Loudly boasted to the Elves that you were a better archer!
Ori
Bless his little! He swears he’s died and gone to the heavens upon meeting you. Cue the awkward flirtations and fleeting glances whenever you’re nearby. He thinks all your stories are great!
BONUS: Thranduil and Bard saw you take down some Orcs and were like “oh damn, wow 👀”
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klarex · 3 months
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I would love to dance and sing with him!
Genre: fluff
Warnings: none! Just a cute fic
Summary: Dancing around the campfire with Bofur.
Paring: Bofur x reader
Dance the night away
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Pov. (Y/n)
The company stopped in the middle of the forest. The fire was lit. Bombur was cooking some stew. Everyone talked lively with smiles on their faces.
Today was a happy day. I didn't know why. It just felt like it. Maybe because we didn't get attacked today, or maybe the weather was nice? I had no idea.
I was sitting next to Dori, talking with him and laughing, while we waited for our supper. Bombur stirred the stew, and he tapped the spoon on the pot two times. I heard someone clap and tap their foot. I knew a song was coming.
Bofur stood up and started singing. Everyone stopped talking and looked at him. The smiles creeped on every person from the company. Some of the dwarves joined Bofur. He spun around the fire, singing a happy song. I laughed at a sweet moment, but then the singer stopped before me and pulled his hand out for me. He had this silly smile of his on his face.
- Ye mind dancin' with me?
He said with his thick accent, and I placed my hand in his. He pulled me up on my feet.
- No. Not at all.
I said and smiled. He spun me around, singing and laughing. We jumped from foot to foot, waving our hands. Now everyone was having fun.
When the song finished, Bombur stood up and poured the stew into our bowls. We all sat down and started eating in silence, but with smiles. The talks started after a while again.
Bofur was looking at me from across the fire. When I caught him staring, he looked away, blushing and focusing back on his supper.
After eating, the talks started growing again.
- Bofur! Sing us something again!
Ori said, and Nori nodded, hitting his thigh.
- Aye! Go on, lad!
Dwalin said, and Bofur laughed, leaning on his knee and standing up. He cleared his throat and closed his eyes, taking a deep breath. He started singing and opened his eyes. Everyone looked at him and bounced in their seat, humming the tune. This time Fíli stood up and walked up to me, pulling his hand out. I grabbed it, and he helped me get up.
He spun me around and put his hand on my back while dancing. Then I felt a strong grip on my waist, and someone pulled me their way. I lost my balance and landed on their chest. I looked up and saw Bofur giving Fíli a death stare, but still singing.
I looked around and saw that no one paid attention to us. They just enjoyed themselves while singing, laughing, and dancing once again. Fíli walked away with a chucke and wink to Bofur. He blushed and looked down at me. I wrapped my arms around his neck, and he put his on my hips.
- Don't be jealous, Bof..
I whispered in his ear, and he shivered. He squeezed my hips and pulled me closer, if that was even possible. Other folks sang their hearts out, minding their own business. I put one of my hands behind his head and gently leaned in. I pecked his lips and gently pulled away, looking into his eyes.
- I'm only yours..
I whispered with a smirk. His cheeks dark red and eyes wide. It took him a second to process what happened. Then he passionately leaned in and kissed me hungrily, but softly. I kissed him back. His moustache lightly tickled me, and I laughed, pulling away. I looked at him with love and a warm smile. He smirked and quickly lifted me up in his arms.
- BOFUR!!
I shouted, putting my arms around his neck to secure myself from eventual fall. Everyone around the fire now looked at us. Bofur was laughing and spinning me around, joining others in singing again.
The night went on and on. Everyone got tired after a while, so we stopped dancing and singing, but the talks were still heard.
I was sitting next to Bofur, leaning on his shoulder. He had his arm wrapped around my waist. I tried to focus on the conversation between the dwarves, but it was hard, because of a warm body pressed to mine and exhaustion taking over me. I yawned, and Bofur looked down at me.
- Ye tired?
He asked with a smile. I nodded, and he wrapped his arms around me, lifting me up. He excused himself and walked to our bedrolls. He gently put me down, and I lay down. He kneeled next to me and wrapped a blanket around my body.
- Wait her'..
He said and slowly stood up. He walked up to his bedroll, took it, and walked back to me. He put it beside mine and lowered himself. He put his blanket over himself, but enough to cover us both.
When he lay down, I immediately hugged him tightly and nuzzled my face into his chest. He wrapped his arms around me tightly and kissed the top of my head.
- Goodnight, Bof..
I whispered, running my hands up to his neck. He kissed my head again.
- Goodnight, princess..
He whispered back, and we fell asleep, secured in each other's arms.
♡~masterlist~♡
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fili-urzudel · 5 months
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Masterlist
Nothing fancy, just browse and enjoy.
Requests post here.
Fifty-one Prompt List here.
AU Prompt List here
The Hobbit:
Bilbo
Starting to Date Headcanons
Remants - Drabble
Thorin
Pebbles - Fifty Follower Celebration
Second
Girl in Calico - Second Pt. 2
From Afar - Second Pt. 3
Dwalin
Pebbles - Fifty Follower Celebration
Fíli
Dating Headcanons
Moonrise - Fifty Follower Celebration
A Kiss Hello
Kíli
Porridge
Enchanted - Fifty Follower Celebration
Jumbled
Ori
nothing yet
Bofur
Dating Headcanons
Thranduil
nothing yet
Legolas
Dating Headcanons
Balin
Pebbles - Fifty Follower Celebration
Gandalf
nothing yet
The Lord of the Rings:
Aragorn
Take a Break - Fifty Follower Celebration
Elrond
Dating Headcanons
Engagement and Marriage Headcanons
Domestic Life Headcanons
Boromir
nothing yet
Faramir
nothing yet
Frodo
nothing yet
Sam
Care - Fifty Follower Celebration
Merry
nothing yet
Pippin
Burden - Fifty Follower Celebration
Gimli
nothing yet
Éomer
nothing yet
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📚My Personal Library
These are not stories I have written, just stories I love and recommend
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What are we in the mood for today my love?
🌸 A soft/fluffy one shot? 🌸
💦 Dirty, naughty smut perhaps? 💦
❤️‍🩹 Need a little bit of comfort? ❤️‍🩹
🌻 Want to give some comfort? 🌻
⚔️ Or maybe you prefer some whump? ⚔️
📚 Looking for something a little longer? 📚
If you are looking so something written by ✨yours truly✨ then this is for you ❤️~ my masterlist
Enjoy your stay~❤️‍🔥
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Not Alone In This Cold Night
Pairing: Bofur x Reader
Summary: Reader can't sleep because of the upcoming battle, but Bofur is there to provide comfort
Warnings: None, this is fluff
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
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♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
It was cold in Erebor. A biting wind cut through the air, causing goosebumps to spread across your skin. The chill seemed to seep deep into your bones, making sleep impossible. Not that it had been possible before that.
It wasn't the first time since your started your journey that you found it hard to find any sleep.
As you wandered the dark corridors of the lonely mountain, consumed by thoughts of the upcoming battle, a all to familiar voice broke through the silence. "Hey Y/N, can't sleep again?"
It was Bofur. Many nights were spent in conversation woth him, when sleep wouldn't come to both of your.
You let out a tired sigh and ran your hand over your face, trying to chase away the fear that gripped your heart. "I'm just so afraid. What if-" Your voice trailed off, unable to finish the sentence. Or rather unable to finish the thought itself.
Without hesitation, Bofur gently took hold of your hand and pulled you closer.
The two of you had shared many moments during sleepless nights, offering comfort through hugs and cuddles when either of you felt overwhelmed. It felt natural to be enveloped in his arms at this moment.
Bofur sighed softly, his warm breath against your ear. "I understand your fears. We're all facing uncertainty and danger, but you're not alone in this. I promise you, no matter what happens next, I will always be by your side."
His words brought a glimmer of reassurance amidst the darkness. There was something comforting in knowing that he was by your side. Knowing that he would be there.
You snuggled your head into the space between his shoulder and neck as he started to gently stroke his large hands up and down your back.
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yell0ws0ul · 4 days
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I can't believe people completly look past this cutie😡
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LOOK AT HIM!!!!! HE'S SO CUTE GAAAAAH😫😫😫 AND HE'S SO DAMN FUNNY AND HE'S GOOD LOOKING TOO😫🙏 YA'LL PLEASE WRITE MORE FOR BOFUR I BEG😭😭🙏🙏
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I'm gonna pass out ya'll... WOAAAAAAAAAAAH🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 PLEASE LOOK ME UP AND DOWN LIKE THAT CUZ DAYUM
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*dies*
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ironmandeficiency · 1 year
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the company + helping their s/o with insomnia
characters included: thorin, fíli, kíli, dwalin, bofur
word count: 941
summary: how a few members of thorin’s company help their s/o with their insomnia
a/n: again, i wrote these at an ungodly hour even tho i had important things to do today
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thorin 🪵
with his duties as king, thorin is quite the night owl
he tends to stay up late working on important documents, reading through correspondence, doing everything but resting
you keep him company on many of those nights, humming softly as you read novels or tend to your own royal duties across the room when sleep evades you (which is nearly always)
he’ll notice when you start to sink further in your armchair, taking that as his cue to put you to bed
“come, my queen, we must rest for the night” he whispers, sliding his arms under your back and behind your knees to carry you to bed
your indignant grumble is met with a soft chuckle, your husband reassuring you that he is joining you
once you’re tucked in, he slides himself under the blankets with you and hums lullabies until you both doze off
fíli 🗡️
despite how long fíli has known you, he will never understand how in mahal’s great mines you are so elusive after sundown
during the day, he knows exactly how to find you and never worries about where you happen to be. but under the light of the moon, you slip through his fingers and seemingly vanish with the breeze
he knows that you like to go on walks to burn off energy you didn’t use during the day; without your evening walks, you’re tossing and turning like mad
you’re almost never in the same place twice; he’s found you roaming the mines chatting with bofur, reading books by the light of the forges, and on one evening you were in the kitchens with bombur chowing down on midnight snacks
tonight he finds you in the royal library, drool escaping from your lips onto a book older than the both of you combined
he spots balin and the old advisor grins at the sight of you snoozing on the dusty tome
your golden prince gently slides the book from under your head, adjusting your body so he can carry you to bed without much jostling
kíli 🏹
you’ve known that kíli was a massive cuddler since you were children in the blue mountains
he had a penchant for being able to sleep nearly anywhere growing up, and since you both were glued to each other by the hip since pebblehood, you were his permanent best friend and cuddle buddy no matter where you were
the older you got, sleep began avoiding you like a plague unless you had kee by your side. it was such a problem that he lived with you in every way but by name, having his own side of the bed and a good chunk of his clothes in your dresser
when he went on the quest for erebor with his brother and uncle, your insomnia returned with a vengeance that rivaled the angriest dwarf
reuniting with kíli in erebor was what kept you energized once everyone heard the news, your body running on willpower and dís’s mothering
when he saw you for the first time in the newly reclaimed kingdom he was concerned. he told thorin in no uncertain terms that he’d be spending the next few days helping you find the rest you’ve been so desperately missing
if there were confessions of love and kisses and beads exchanged between the naps, no one needed to know
dwalin 🪓
the best way he knows how to help someone sleep is through physical exertion. as a seasoned warrior, he knows with absolute certainty that waving hefty weapons around for long enough will get anyone an immediate audience with the sandman
when he feels you tossing and turning in bed, he’ll coax you out to the training grounds and spar with you until your eyelids begin to droop and your stance gets sloppy
you’ll be dead on your feet as your husband scoops you into his arms, silently carrying you back to your rooms with a fond smile (the smile is for you, his signature glare is for the guards under his command daring them to say anything disparaging about you)
laying you on the bed, his callused hands remove your clothing piece by piece, massaging your muscles as he works your tunic over your head and trousers down your legs
a soft nightgown is eased over your head before he bundles you up in the blankets. he joins you and simply runs his hands along your skin soothingly
it doesn’t matter what time it is, if dwalin can help you find rest, he will do whatever he has to do
bofur ⛏️
either bofur doesn’t see how some of the other miners stare at him, or he simply doesn’t give a flying fuck
most nights while he works, you’ll be found in a smallish rolling bed nearby where he’s working. you’re not always sleeping, sometimes simply resting or reading a book while you wait for your dwarf
it was an idea bifur had when bofur lamented to his brother about your discomfort and lack of genuine rest, and it helped a lot
there are occasional breaks in his work, bofur always taking a moment to kiss you sweetly and relay some of the fresh miner’s gossip (honestly, they rival the midwives with how much they talk)
when bofur is free from his duties, he’ll rouse you from whatever state you’re in and guide you back home with a steady hand and a smile
as you walk, he’ll update you on all the juicy rumors and drama and only half-finish his stories as you both fall into bed for the night
nothing anyone can say will convince him to not show you how much you are loved and appreciated
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Bofur x Reader - Loving Stares
This is based on a 'Sickeningly Sweet Relationship Bingo Card' that I found and forgot to save. So if I find that post, I'll add it here!
I'm a bit rusty since I haven't written since 2019, so please feel free to send requests or comments on anything I need to change! Thank you and much love! <3
✿ Words: 1,214
✿ Themes: Fluff
✿ Prompt: Staring into each other's eyes.
✿ Posted: 2/11/23
Tonight had been an especially frigid night. You had been tossing and turning just trying to keep your body warm by the fire. It was truly an unpleasant night. If you were on your back, your right side was cold. But if you were on your stomach your left side was cold. It was even worse when you completely faced or turned away from the fire.
After what seemed to have been hours (but was realistically only minutes), you sat up with a defeated sigh. There was no way you were going to get any sleep tonight. You looked around the clearing and over all of the sleeping dwarves. They all seemed so peaceful and content when they aren’t fighting orcs or fleeing for their lives. The light crackling of the fire and the soft breaths and snores soothe your thoughts.
You slowly stood up from your bedroll, moving close to the fire with your blanket wrapped tightly around your shoulders. A glint of eyes in the tree line caught your attention as you sat on a tree log next to the fire. You narrowed your eyes to try and get a better look at who it was, a small smile spreading over your lips. It looks like Ori was on watch. Silently waving at him, he returned the gesture with a bright smile.
What a sweetheart.
You turned your attention back to the fire, only now noticing how stiff your hands felt. Attempting to warm them, you lightly rubbed them together close to the fire. A slight breeze blew past, making your whole body shiver. You were so cold that jumping into the fire seemed like a viable option.
“Psst.” A quiet voice cut through the air, pulling you out of your trance. Your eyes jumped from dwarf to dwarf to skim the faces around the flames until you spotted Bofur, eyes slightly cracked open.
You silently tilted your head in question. His hand raised and signaled you over.
Bofur had always been the most approachable of the dwarves to you. When you first ran across them, they all seemed skeptical of you. But not Bofur, he accepted you with open arms and an open heart, making you feel like he genuinely cared for you.
He had been your go-to person when you need a lookout to wash up or if you generally needed help with something. Truthfully, you found yourself falling for him with every sweet thing he said or did for you.
One moment that stood out, in particular, was the first week you traveled with the company. Your body hadn’t been used to walking for long distances yet. Aches and cramps plagued your muscles with every passing day. One night, He came up to you with no words, just lifted your legs onto his lap and slowly started to rub your tense calves. His fingers were like heaven against your skin, applying just enough pressure to work out the strained muscles but soft enough that it didn’t hurt.
You stood again, crossing your arms to contain your light shivering. Slowly moving towards him and being as quiet as possible not to wake any of your other friends.
When you finally reached him, you took notice of how the flickering light of the fire licked over his skin deliciously. His hat was discarded to the side of his bedroll. You swallowed thickly, pushing down any depraved thoughts.
He didn't say anything as you looked down on him. He just smiled that lovely smile up at you, eyes half-lidded. His arms raised towards you causing your head to quirk in silent question. Slowly, the gears turned in your head, your cheeks heating up as his actions finally dawned on you.
He wanted you to share his bedroll.
“Oh, Bofur.” You started with a swift shake of your head “Uh- I shouldn’t… cant! I can’t.” You corrected yourself.
“Just lay down lass.” His voice was thick with sleep. You blinked for a few seconds before lowering yourself onto your knees at the very edge of his bedroll. He wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you forward onto his chest. You did your best to haphazardly toss your blanket on you both.
“Mahal (Y/N), you’re freezing.” He cringed, eyes clenching closed as your frozen skin meshed with his own warmth.
You placed your hands on his chest to push yourself up before speaking, “I’m sorry, I can go back to the fire.” Your breath hitched when his arms tightened around you, not letting you up.
Both of his eyes opened now, a subtle look of concern peeking out. “No. Stay.” The desire in his voice kept you locked in place. You waited for any sign of reconsideration but there was none.
Slowly lowering yourself back down onto him, you began shifting around for a moment, his arms loosening to allow you to get comfortable. As you slid off of his chest to lay next to him, his left arm moved underneath your head as his right rested on your waist.
You couldn’t help the content hum that passed your lips. He was providing enough warmth under the blankets for the both of you.
Everything was so quiet, despite the occasional crackle and snore. Time seemed to slow in this position. Both of you stared into each other's eyes like you were entranced. After a while, his right arm tugged you closer so your torsos were pressed together. You're sure that your face is bright red now. When his right arm slowly moved upwards, fingers lightly trailing against your skin, a shiver ran up your spine.
You open and close your mouth looking for the right thing to say, but settled on bringing a hand up to stroke one of his soft braids. His hand comes to rest on your cheek, thumb rubbing in warm circles.
Unknowingly, you both had been closing the small gap between each other. You could feel a light brush of his mustache against your cheeks.
So close…
Watching carefully as Bofur’s eyes moved down your face, pausing on your lips before making their way up again. Your heart fluttered excitedly, the cold air soon forgotten.
Bofur’s thumb lightly brushed over your bottom lip, leaving a hot trail in its wake. Your eyes flickered between his as you pushed forward, your lips connecting hungrily. You were completely at his mercy.
Despite Bofur's lips being lightly chapped, they were soft against your own. His tongue teased at your lower lip, moving into a light nibble. A soft moan escaped your throat as you parted your lips for him. Your tongues mingled together, he was so warm and sweet.
Bofur pulled back, littering a trail of kisses over your cheek and down to your neck. Any attempt to catch your breath was halted when he began to suck the skin meeting at your shoulder, a quiet whimper flitting past your lips. You could feel his grin widen against your flesh as he placed one last kiss on the spot.
He pressed his face into your hair, whispering a small, “Bunnanunê.”
You reached up, tangling your fingers in his hair. “What does that mean?” You hummed.
“My tiny treasure.” Bofur breathed before removing himself from your hair and taking your lips again.
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Part 1: An Academic
The Hobbit / Doctor Who : Multishot
The Company x Reader x Tenth Doctor
Word Count: 5315
Warnings:
Request: “Hi so know this is a bit of a weird one but could I request maybe a two part type thing or it can just be super long if that’s easier for you. But the reader is from earth but finds herself in middle earth and help’s reclaim Erebor but gets sent back and then around the 10 years later or something they meet the doctor (you pick on what doctor) and he takes her to middle earth but it’s set in the lotr time and they are just confused at how much has changed and that they get to meet the company and they are happy to know that they are alive and refuse to believe that they have grown up. If it’s too much then don’t worry about it and have a good day/night and drink some water :)” @tree0frog
A/N:
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(Y/N) bit into an apple, crisp and sweet as she jogged up the steps of the apartment complex. She used her keycard to scan the lock, entering her humble student housing. It was by no means a luxury with it’s outdated appliances, shotty internet, and suspicious black spots growing on the shower walls.
But it was what she could afford considering the part time job, full time student schedule, and car payments. She was just thankful to have a private room.
She finished her apple and sought the computer to finish a few homework assignments. Having just started her first semester of college, she made it a goal to prioritize schoolwork.
Of course, there was nothing wrong with watching something while finishing an essay. She opened a streaming service and found the Hobbit trilogy, letting the droll of dwarves and the fire of dragons fill the background as she typed away.
The endearing antics of Bilbo making her smile while the stories of Bofur made her laugh. Her eyes whipped to spot the scenes containing the line of Durin: Thorin’s wavy hair or Kili’s beautiful face.
She began to hum the tune of Misty Mountains, standing to find herself a drink. She went for her bedroom door –
Far over the Misty Mountains cold,
To dungeons deep and caverns old.
We must away ‘ere break of day,
To find our long, forgotten gold.
(Y/N) walked through the door and screamed.
“Holy shit!” She danced on her bare feet, feeling soil and weeds tickle her toes. She was covering her face, suddenly blinded by a harsh orange light.
Her heart was beating so fast it was propelling itself into her throat. She began to blink rapidly, adjusting to her new surroundings.
She was outside on a rocky outcrop. A nearby ledge spoke of the base of mountains. Sparse pine trees and crumbling rock descended to a wide stretch of field land below. Birds could be heard near the pinecones and snapping twigs told of life all around her. The overwhelming orange glow that attacked her sight turned out to be the setting sun.
It blazoned the horizon with its ombre of colors, quickly fading into pink and violet. It flooded the surrounding land, not a house or building to be seen.
(Y/N) gapped, inaudible noises falling from her open lips. She whirled around, seeking the chipped bedroom door she had just walked through. But there was nothing but the steady incline of the rocky mountainside behind her.
“What in the…” she gasped, “What?” She raised a hand and touched her face, prodding at the soft skin there. It felt real. She reached out and touched the pine needles of a nearby tree. It poked her finger, acute and sharp. That felt real too.
“Did I fall asleep at my computer?” she whispered to herself. She pinched at her arm, “Am I dreaming?”
She suddenly slapped at her face, gasping at the sting. “There’s no way this is real.”
But the chill of the coming night air was prickling her bare legs and feet. She was wearing nothing but her pajamas, a sweatshirt with her college logo on it and a pair of black shorts.
“Am I just disassociating?” she questioned, “Have I just fallen into my imagination?”
A terrible growl reverberated between the jagged slopes of the mountainside. It was so low and menacing it grumbled in her abdomen. It made her jump.
“Oh, god.” She found her feet beginning to descend the rocky outcrop, arms flailing to keep her balance, “God tell me there isn’t something chasing me.”
She winced and groaned as little pebbles and sharp needles stuck in her feet. The large rock mounds were becoming smaller as more and more pine trees grew from the ground. (Y/N) ran towards the open field, at least getting away from whatever the terrible growl was.
“I’ve finally lost my mind,” she decided, “It’s been a week and college already broke me.”
Her feet slid against the loose soil, toes jabbing into rocks. Spiney branches of pine needles snagged at her hair and sweatshirt. Another spine tingling growl bounced through the air, making her squeal and stumble.
One of her feet dug into a tree root, throwing her into the ground. She rolled down a portion of the mountainside, nearing the bottom. Gasping and crying all the while, she landed in a heap near the beginnings of long field grass.
She could already feel the bruises forming along her joints, but her bare legs had the worst of it. Long jagged cuts and scrapes covered her skin.
The newfound pain combined with the rising paranoia sent crazed tears to her eyes. “Can someone please tell me what is happening?” The answering roar was not the response she was hoping for.
It sent her scrambling to her feet, “I magically appear on the Rocky Mountains and a grizzly bear decides to hunt me.” She began treading more carefully through the grass, “Definitely not how I pictured spending my Saturday night.”
She spent the next hour limping about the tall, sage green grasses. Bunches of lavender and daisies led her to a tree line much different to the pine of the mountain. Broad leafy branches provided cover as she followed the sound of trickling water.
Resting at a pebbled stream, she drank her fill and took the time to clean her wounds, scrubbing away the grimy feeling of dirt.
“I haven’t seen a single road or car or building,” she thought, “There’s got to be a city nearby.”
The sky was now a deep purple – soon it would be blue black with night. If she didn’t find refuge somewhere then she’d fall prey to wandering beasts and the bitter cold.
Using the last hour to collect her thoughts, (Y/N) found her shock wearing off. Replacing it was the instincts to survive no matter how unbelievable the transition from bedroom to the wilderness was.
She followed the stream until something other than the periodical growl caught her attention.
A deep round of laughter.
She limped towards the noise – where there was laughter there had to be people that could help her.
She was cautious as the sound of conversation accompanied the laughs. Loud, bellowing voices led her out from behind the trees. In the distance she could see a house, complete with a barn, wooden fences, and wandering cattle.
Near the entrance was a pile of logs, a trio of men collecting what appeared to be firewood. One was slumped to the ground trying to hold the many planks of wood. The other two were tossing an axe between them and laughing merrily.
“How do you fair folk get wood for your furnaces?” one said with mirth, a scottish accent to his words.
“You can hardly carry three logs,” the other added, swinging the axe. He tossed another cut piece at their third companion.
The shortest of the three attempted to catch the wood, but failed miserably as he was put off balance and crashed to the ground.
“Blasted dwarves,” he muttered, “And your ridiculous fondness of axe wielding.”
(Y/N) scrunched her brow, spying on them from the bushes. Dwarves?
“Come now, Mr. Baggins,” a braided dwarf said, “We’ve all got to pitch in to help our host.”
“Yeah, I don’t fancy being eaten,” the younger dwarf said.
(Y/N) was blinking hard. Did that dwarf just say Mr. Baggins?
“He’s not going to eat us,” said the dwarf with braids. They were sticking rather funnily out from under his hat. “Though I wouldn’t want to anger him by any means. Not out here at night.”
After a great deal of squinting, (Y/N) could now see who she believed to be a Mr. Bilbo Baggins readjusting planks of firewood in his arms.
He huffed, “Best get back inside. Shall we?”
The younger dwarf was still swinging the axe in a manner of showing off. In a swift throw he had the blade imbedded into the ground at Bilbo’s feet.
“Oi, watch it!” cried the hobbit.
The hat wearing dwarf burst into laughter despite the scolding of his words, “Now, Kili – what would we do without our burglar? I hear his feet are his best asset. He’ll be useless in a heist without them!”
Kili returned the laughter, clapping his friend on the shoulder and saying, “Apologies, Bilbo, but you should see the look on your face.”
(Y/N) was slowly revealing herself from behind the bushes, her mind whirring a million miles an hour. If the young, dark-haired dwarf was Kili, then the hat wearing dwarf had to be Bofur. She knew all of them.
All three of them were characters in the movie she was just watching.
That meant that those mountains behind her weren’t the Rocky Mountains… they were the Misty Mountains. And the wide expanse of land that didn’t have any bustling cities or busy roads… that was Middle Earth. And the house that hosted the company, that had to be the home of Beorn.
Beorn the skin changer. He was the terrible growl that she kept hearing in the woods.
This was the beginning of The Desolation of Smaug, and the company was taking refuge before venturing towards Mirkwood.
No, hang on a moment. This was absurd! How could she have walked through her bedroom door and have ended up on the slopes of the Misty Mountains? Sure she was watching the movie when she left, but how could that have…
She put a hand to her head, watching the trio of company members decide to return inside for the night. Her feet started moving against her will.
“Ex-Excuse me,” she whispered, clearing her throat to say it louder. “Excuse me!”
The three characters turned to her voice with quick precision, their previous laughter missing from their faces. Bofur was the first to speak – kind words with a hint of hesitance in them.
“Evening, lass,” he smiled though it didn’t reach his normally jovial eyes. “Who might you be?”
“I’m…” she swallowed hard, “My name is (Y/N). I’m not from around here. And I’m lost.”
Kili darted his eyes to her bare legs before trying to keep them resolutely on her face, “Pardon me, miss. But where are the rest of your skirts?”
(Y/N) tugged on her sweatshirt sleeves, letting them consume her hands, “I’m afraid I have nothing but shorts.”
“Shorts?” Bofur tested the word, “What are shorts?”
“Ah, they’re trousers, but cut at a short length.”
“Why in the name of Durin would you want that?” Bofur snorted. “It’s freezing outside.”
(Y/N) felt her cheek twitch in an almost smile, “Yes, I’ve figured that much out.” She gazed down at her legs, “I’ve been robbed of my supplies and have been wandering these woods for hours. I ask only for a place to stay the night, please.”
Bilbo began looking between his companions, expecting them to answer her instantly. But when they did nothing but contemplate her, he piped up, “Of course you can come in.” He scolded the dwarves, “Honestly, you two.”
“Now Bilbo,” Bofur said loudly, “We don’t know this lassie.”
“And she doesn’t know us,” Bilbo said firmly, “I’m not about to let this poor woman freeze to death.” He nodded towards (Y/N), “My dear, let’s go find you some proper clothes.”
“It’s not our house,” Kili said, still flustered by (Y/N)’s lack of pants. “We can’t accept new guests without consulting the host!”
Bilbo beckoned (Y/N) with his hands full of firewood, “He’s rather busy at the moment seeing as he’s currently a bear and all.”
That finally got a smile out of her even if the dwarves were still suspicious of her. She didn’t blame them – dwarves were a race full of pride and secrets, they don’t easily trust a newcomer.
“I’m very grateful,” she said to them, following Bilbo. “Really I am. I don’t know what I would’ve done if I hadn’t come across you chopping wood.”
Bofur trailed behind, “Have you got a limp there, lass?”
“I took a tumble down the mountain,” she said quietly, “I wouldn’t recommend it.”
Kili snorted, then shook his head as if he weren’t supposed to find suspicious strangers funny.
“We can get you on the mend,” Bilbo said, almost like a mother hen. “There’s plenty here to share.”
“How we’ll explain it to the others, I don’t know,” Bofur sighed, “Thorin won’t be pleased.”
“He’s hardly ever pleased these days,” Kili muttered, helping to open the door.
Inside the great wooden front doors was an oversized house. Everything was a size too big, even for a human. But it had that rich oak atmosphere where everything was warm and alight with the glow of the fire.
There were large wolf hounds guarding the entrances and ginormous bumblebees buzzing about the rafters and open windows. She could see the heads of cows popping in for a visit and a dwarf or two was feeding them straw.
The hoard of dwarves congregated mostly by the roaring fireplace, attempting to sit at too large of chairs.
(Y/N) was finding her eyes darting from one face to the next, cataloguing the familiar characters. Dwalin was sharpening a battle axe apparently ignoring the fussing tone of Dori beside him. Oin was stoking the flames while his brother Gloin was eyeing the fine gold plated jewelry box atop the mantelpiece.
Nori was polishing a thing of silver, admiring its shine while his younger brother Ori was scribbling away in his journal. Bombur and Bifur were washing dishes at the sink, which was the size of a bathtub and required both dwarves to stand on stools to reach. This left Thorin, Fili, and Balin – all three of them conversing quietly at the table.
“Right then,” Bilbo huffed, dumping his armful of wood. “You’re taller than me,” he addressed (Y/N), “But I suppose one of my shirts might fit you better than a dwarf.”
Bofur and Kili were sharing looks as their companions sensed the shift in atmosphere. Dwalin stood, battle axe poised in his hands in his most threatening stance.
Ori’s charcoal pencil paused in its scribbling, catching the attention of those beside him at the fireplace.
“What is this?” Gloin grumbled behind his bushy beard.
The table of conversers lifted their heads from where they were bent together. (Y/N) swallowed hard, looking to each with very clear fear in her gaze.
Bilbo was completely unbothered, rummaging in his pack for some extra clothes, “Some suspenders will help, but we’ll have to hem a pair of pants to fit you.”
“What have you done?” came the low growl of Thorin Oakenshield.
(Y/N) tugged on her clothes, suddenly wishing to be as small as possible.
Balin put a hand on Thorin’s arm, “Who have you brought with you, cousin?”
“Someone lost in the woods,” Bofur said awkwardly, picking at his knitted gloves, “She was seeking shelter.”
Thorin stood, hulking in his furs, “Is that all?”
“Where do you come from, lassie?” Dwalin drawled, moving to stand beside his king. “You and your strange clothes.”
(Y/N) mumbled as she searched for her voice. “I was – was in the Misty Mountains. Attempting to scale them, more like.” She blessed her knowledge of Middle Earth. “I was ravaged by goblins and sent tumbling down the mountain.”
“Goblins don’t leave their tunnels,” Nori said lowly, “They’d burn in the sun.”
“I was caught resting in a cave,” (Y/N) said quickly. She had to stop herself from adding, ‘that’s what happened to you guys too, right?’
Balin seemed more content with that answer, “Sounds like goblins well enough.”
“But your attire,” Gloin grumbled, “It’s not of any style I’ve seen on this earth.”
“The stitching is immaculate,” Fili remarked, “The lettering is such a strange pattern.”
That’s because it was mass produced by a mechanical sewing machine, (Y/N) thought. “This is the lettering of my house,” she gestured to the college logo, “I come from a family of academics.” She prayed that was believable, “We have some rather eccentric ways of thinking. That includes the evolution of clothing.”
Some of the dwarves became lost in that statement, clearly not as versed in academics and sciences. But others like Ori and Balin were intrigued, Bilbo as well as he produced a linen shirt and suspenders.
“I’ve never heard of such a house,” Balin mused, stroking his mighty beard. “Not in all my years working with genealogies.”
(Y/N) bit the inside of her cheek, “We are but a few. We created our own sigil and broke away from others to form our house.”
“How do we know this isn’t some trick,” Dwalin glowered, “I would like to know why this academic decided to venture over the mountains alone.”
She felt scrutinized under every eye in the house, it was making her quiver.
Bilbo was scolding everyone again, “For goodness sake,” he muttered, “Can’t you see she’s cold and injured. Honestly, don’t any of you have manners for the lady.” He offered the linen shirt and (Y/N) promptly held it to shield her legs from view.
Kili seemed torn between being a gentleman and respecting his uncle’s hesitance. In the end his conscious won, nudging (Y/N) to stand behind him.
“There’s no harm in providing her some supplies and a place to stay. We can consult our host in the morning.”
(Y/N) was feeling cornered. Did she tell them the truth? No, they’d never believe her. Does she reveal that she knows them all? That she knows their fate? She eyed the back of Kili’s head, envisioning what was to become of him during the Battle of the Five Armies.
“I don’t blame your suspicion,” she said quietly, “I know who you are and what you are trying to reclaim.”
Kili sidestepped to reveal her face. “What?”
Thorin growled, “Impossible.”
“She is an academic,” Ori muttered.
“What do you know?” Fili asked.
(Y/N) licked her lips, choosing her words carefully. “You are the company of Thorin Oakenshield. You’re on your way to reclaim Erebor beneath the Lonely Mountain. The throne of Thror, grandfather of your rightful king.”
Tension was building in the house, tangible in the way shoulders straightened and hands went for their weapons.
“I study tales and stories from all over Middle Earth. I know of all its secrets.”
“And I suppose you thought you could reclaim the treasure for yourself,” Dwalin said, “Seeing as you have such a wealth of knowledge to guide your path.”
“No,” she said loudly, “I only have an interest. I have no wish for glory. There is a dragon in that mountain, you know – how could I approach it all by myself.”
Oin said gruffly, “There is word that the dragon might’ve moved on. Birds have been…”
“… seen flocking to the mountain,” she finished, “That’s doesn’t mean anything. Believe me there’s still a dragon there asleep.”
“How could you possibly know that?” Dori asked.
“I told you, I come from a house of academics. We have eyes everywhere and they send us knowledge from all over the world.”
Balin harumphed, “Spies. The lot of you are spies.”
“In a way,” she muttered, “I grew tired of reading things secondhand. I wanted to experience it for myself. That is why I left my home.”
Bofur chuckled, “For someone so knowledgeable, you seem to have fallen short in your survival.”
She smiled warily, “It’s apparent I don’t have skill as a traveler. But I am still valuable.” She eyed Thorin, “I know the path your taking and the perils you’ll meet on the way. I know all the people you’ll converse with and the kingdoms you’ll pass through. I could help.”
“What is your name, lass?” Balin asked.
“(Y/N),” she said.
The old dwarf considered her before speaking, “Well, Kili – let’s get a pair of your pants and hem them for (Y/N).”
“Um…” Kili whipped his head around, eyeing his uncle as he said, “Yeah, of course.”
Bilbo held his head up, exasperated that it took that long to assist her. “Her legs will need tending as well.”
Thorin kept his piercing gaze on (Y/N) as she was led to the fireplace where Oin could mend her injuries. Balin and Fili kept his head level as they discussed the possible benefits of this new traveler.
(Y/N) spent the rest of the night conversing with the dwarves and Bilbo. They shared bread and honey with her as she wove an imaginative tale of where she came from and where she was going.
All she could think was how grateful she was for making the night.
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They had made it to the woodland kingdom of Mirkwood, full of the arrogant, secretive elves under Thranduil’s reign. (Y/N) knew how they’d lock the dwarves up just for being of the opposing race.
She also knew that Bilbo had found the One Ring and was currently using it to remain invisible.
“Listen to me, Bilbo,” she had said to him the morning before being ambushed by the Mirkwood spiders. “In the Woodland Realm there is a river you can access through the wine cellar. Should we ever find the need for escape from that place, the barrels can be used to float down the river.”
Bilbo had looked at her with such clear confusion, still being affected by the poisonous air of Mirkwood, “How do you know that?”
She smiled at him, eyeing his pocket that concealed the ring, “We all have our secrets.”
He scrunched his face in thought as she led the company back through the forest.
Now slumped against the wall of the prison cell, (Y/N) hummed to herself, thinking of all the things she yearned from her past life. A hot bath with that lovely soap she got from the mall. Clothes warm from the dryer as she sang to her favorite playlist. Fast food she picked up on her way home.
“We’re never getting out of here,” Ori moaned in the cell across from her.
“I refuse to die by the hands of those prissy long eared fiends,” Dwalin grumbled. “We’ll find a way through these walls.”
“Yes, you will,” (Y/N) whispered to herself, banging her head against the cave wall.
She didn’t think anyone heard her until Balin muttered through the connecting window between their cells.
“What was that, lass?” he shifted closer, “How can you be sure?”
She choked on her words, “I have faith.”
“Hm…” Balin hummed, “You seem to have many predictions that have come to pass. Gandalf leaving us before Mirkwood…”
(Y/N) started rubbing at her temples, “I overheard him saying something.”
“The fact we would get lost in those woods.”
“Everyone gets lost in those woods.”
Balin chuckled, “How we would be captured by the elf king’s son. That Bilbo would somehow not be with us.”
She sighed, “Are you trying to make a point, master dwarf?”
The old dwarf paused, “I feel as though your circumstances arriving to this place are not what they seem.”
“What do you believe them to be?”
“I’m not accusing you of anything, lassie. But I do wish you would be honest with me.”
She continued to bang her head against the cave wall, trying to will some inspired lie to grace her tongue. But her crafted mask was so layered it was exhausting to keep it on. She wanted to tell someone the truth.
“I come from a place very far from here.”
Balin remained silent for a minute, “We may be locked in here a while longer – I’m settled for a good story.”
“Yes, Bilbo will be here shortly.”
“How can you know that?” Balin chuckled again.
(Y/N) shrugged, unable to see any of her companions past her cell. “I just do. The elf guards are going to overindulge on wine as Bilbo makes his way down here to rescue us. He’ll take us to the cellars to escape.”
There was silence as the information was processed.
“Where I come from,” (Y/N) said quietly, “It’s a different universe. I’m not sure if you have a concept of what universes are.” She laughed to herself, “I’ve only ever seen them in movies.”
“Movies?” Balin questioned, “Never heard of such a thing.”
“It’s a form of storytelling, like a play. Everyone has scripts and costumes and characters to portray. They tell stories for others to watch.” She didn’t dare touch the subject of cameras and technology. “One day I was watching one of these movies. One of my favorites.”
She stared up at the ceiling, “And when I walked through my bedroom door, I ended up inside the movie.”
Balin cleared his throat, “Inside the story?”
“Yes,” she said, “I somehow got sucked into one of my favorite stories, in the middle of the act. And I know everything that’s going to happen because I’ve seen the story so many times. I know all the characters and their path forward and what happens to them all.”
Balin kept his voice steady, “Such as how they get captured and how they escape?”
She laughed sadly, “Exactly.”
“Seems like witchcraft to me,” Balin muttered, “Something fit for the wizard to explain.”
“It’s hard to believe, I know.”
She couldn’t possibly know that just about every dwarf in those cells were listening in on their conversation.
“So far, lassie, your knowledge has kept us safe. It’s kept us hopeful while trapped in these cells.”
“You don’t think I’m insane.”
“Perhaps a little,” Balin smiled, “But I do know there are things you say that are unexplainable.”
And the dwarves all kept to themselves until the fateful moment that Bilbo reappeared with a dramatic flourish, keys in hand. He saved the day, unlocking all the cells until he reached (Y/N)’s.
He thrust the door open, “(Y/N)! You were right. The elves are drunken on wine down below. We can sneak into the cellar and ride the barrels out of here.”
(Y/N) shared a look with Balin, oblivious to how many of the other dwarves had similar interactions.
“Lead the way,” Balin said, “We trust you.”
And their journey forward was marked with orcs and elves alike. (Y/N) made a great effort to save Kili from getting an arrow stuck in his leg. They tumbled and rolled through the rapids, bobbing in their barrels.
(Y/N), considerably less stable then the dwarves, fell into the water, her head slamming into the surrounding rocks. She hissed, inhaling a mouthful of water, burning a path down to her lungs.
A sturdy hand reached into the river and pulled her up from the depths. It was Fili, dragging her onto the slippery shoreline.
Spluttering water from her lungs, she groped Fili’s arm for support, “Is Kili okay?”
“What do you mean?” the blonde brother questioned, “Where is he?”
Kili came sliding to his knees, beside her, “I’m perfectly alright,” he said, “But I don’t believe you are.”
(Y/N) sighed in relief, ending in a fit of coughs. She went to hug the brothers, “Then I did it.” She muttered into their soaking wet linens, “I can change the future.”
“What are you going on about?” Kili wheezed, trying to yank (Y/N)’s fingers from his back.
Thorin came tromping towards them, “Precisely.” He towered over them, “Explain yourself.”
(Y/N) stared up at him, a torrent of fear washing away the relief on her face. “I don’t know what you mean.”
“Enough,” the king said, “We all heard you in the dungeons, girl. We know there is something mysterious about you. We know you seem to believe to come from a strange different world. That you are able to predict things with unnerving accuracy.”
She was now surrounded by fourteen dripping companions, many torn between their growing fondness of her and their superstitions.
“How did you save Kili?” Thorin growled, “As you were just so relieved about.”
(Y/N) calmed her breath, a pounding in the back of her head. “The way the story goes – Kili was meant to be impaled by one of those orcish arrows, in the leg. It would be poisoned and would slowly begin to kill him.”
Fili grabbed his brother’s shoulder, bending down to look at his legs.
“I’m fine,” Kili said quickly, spotting more family members wishing to inspect him themselves. “I would have felt an arrow sticking out of my leg.”
(Y/N) wringed her hands together, “By the time you got to Lake Town he would’ve been incapacitated. It would require healing from one of the Mirkwood elves to save him. You would leave him in the town with some of your companions while the rest of you continued towards the mountain.”
“We would do no such thing,” Dori said, “We’d never leave our brothers behind.”
“You would if he was ill enough to hinder the journey. And with your belief that the dragon is gone, you wouldn’t need your full numbers to investigate Erebor. But you will be sorely mistaken. You’ll awaken the dragon and reign death and destruction across the people of Lake Town.”
Thorin took a few menacing steps towards her, eyeing her down with a piercing blue gaze. He sought any trace of deception in her face. He called upon all the times they were together, her stories by the fire, the care she showed towards the company, the motives for every kind act.
“Your head,” he said quietly, finally backing down, “You’re bleeding.”
She gulped, moving a few fingers to the pounding of her head. They came back red with blood. “That explains the growing headache.”
Thorin chuckled. He actually chuckled. “Tend to your wounds. We’ll need to move in an hours’ time.”
She nodded, “Thank you.” Fili and Kili remained by her side, lowering her to the ground. Bofur came around kneeling beside her as Oin gave orders for herbs that could be found along the tree line.
“You alright, lass?” Bofur asked, hand on hers, “I thought perhaps your journey with us was over.”
“I will be fine,” she said, feeling Kili grasp her shoulder.
“How can you know that?” the younger brother said, “Have you ever been a part of this story before?”
(Y/N) felt a trickled of fear, “No, I’ve only ever watched it. I don’t know what becomes of me.”
“But you know what becomes of us,” Fili said quietly, “Would you be able to tell us how the story ends?”
Her eyes flew to Fili’s face, young and full of promise. To Kili’s roguish eyes and lopsided smile. To Thorin a few feet away, standing firm with orders to his company.
She tried to keep the tremble from her voice, “I could. But I don’t know if I should.”
~~~
(Y/N) was stuck in Middle Earth for the coming weeks and months. She traveled with the company of Thorin Oakenshield all the way to the Lonely Mountain. She bonded with Bard and his children, she discovered the secret door into Erebor, she helped Bilbo sneak around Smaug, and she concealed the Arkenstone when Thorin fell prey to the dragon sickness.
In the coming days leading up to the Battle of the Five Armies, she gave sound advice to Fili and Kili, begging them to remain in certain areas. She tried to tell them with her eyes rather than her words that she was trying to save their lives.
But she never got to see the actual battle.
In a strange turn of events, she fell asleep against the makeshift barrier of Erebor’s gate. Fell asleep against the gate but woke up someplace else.
Her face was stuck to a keyboard, “Oh god,” she groaned. Her neck was stiff as she peeled her cheek away from the keys, “What the hell?”
She was facing the computer in her bedroom, one side of her screen rolling the credits of the last Hobbit movie.
“Did I…?” she blinked, “Was I asleep the whole time?”
Had she really dreamed months of her life in one sitting?
~~~
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finnofamerica · 11 months
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Bofur has a bad crush on you and you’re on the quest with him. How does he make his feelings known?
He'd definitely take his time trying to plan a way to tell you.
The subtler ways he gets them across are like ensuring you get the first bowl of soup and having a safe place to sleep. As safe as you can get in the wild, that is.
I don't think he'd tell you until after Laketown burns, as that was very near death for many people, including Bofur.
He wouldn't want to be separated from you if you decided to stay and help the people of Laketown. He'd give you something significant to him, like a necklace or one of the beads that he uses to fasten his braids. And tell you that he loves you and that you can return those when you see him again. (He would let you keep them, he just wanted a reason for you to see him again.)
If you joined him, Fili, and Kili on their way to Erebor. He'd tell you once you were behind the kingdom's walls. You would finally have had a minute to breathe from your journey, and he'd sit with you for a long time before finally admitting to his feelings.
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oda-cipresi · 4 months
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Hello, hello! I've decided to put this blog to better use and start writing more. I will be taking requests and mainly writing for The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit for now, but I might add another fandom later on.
The main thing I will not be writing is smut or any taboo topics in general. Other than that, I am comfortable with pretty much anything :). I dont know how frequently I will be posting due to the fact that i have many projects for school, but I will try my best
You can request one-shots, headcanons, etc... with any character you want from the series :)
Thank you for reading :D
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