...In the responses to this tweet. No, I'm not going to show the image here. Am still trying to fill in a potential "Doth thy mother know thou wearest her ____" caption. (cw: tweet includes sickening sycophancy and ridiculous Trump fanart.)
(One good thing about the week to come: if you're still on Twitter, the likely political events will give you lots of evidence for mental-health blocking.)
it’s summer, we’ve just come through a brutal heatwave, and today is hot but not too hot (perfect beach weather, for people other than me). balmy.
the sun is out, the sky is big and blue and magnificently clear, and the washing I did yesterday needed to come off the line
I couldn’t be bothered putting on shoes so had to play the game where you go out and try to get them all into the basket before your feet burn on the concrete
I’m pretty slow and my feet are pretty soft these days but they’re still espestos enough to handle two loads of washing. probably.
I like to fold my clothes while taking them off the line. I’m already reaching up to get them so folding them while I’m in position saves me energy later. the sheets are so warm and they are so flat, almost like they’ve been ironed. and there is that sun-warmed smell that is just completely unique to line washing (tumble dried sheets smell just a little different).
once I finished, i rushed inside and could practically hear a hiss as my feet touched the cool floor tiles.
anyway that was nice and I wanted to record it for days when I can’t remember
I NEED THE BRAIN BLEACH... THERE ARE 51 FICS THAT ARE BILLY X KAREN WHEELER AND ONE OF THEM HAS TAGS THAT ANNOUNCE THAT MIKE AND NANCY ARE HOLLY'S PARENTS AND WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK
More art of Nakoda from @whiteswarmart. This time the focus is on the python naga’s eternally gutter-seated mind. XD Includes cameos from Jamil and another of my OCs, Reno Rovar.
WARNING: Some innuendo with these images; didn’t think it needed a “Mature” label, but if anybody disagrees, I won’t complain. :P
Harry jokingly snarkily suggests one night while annoyed with the moping about, that if Sirius can't manage a rendezvous with a witch due to being stuck in Grimmauld, maybe he and Remus could trade off using polyjuice.
They drunkenly agree, and long story short Sirius ends up pregnant while polyjuiced as a random female, and the magic won't let him shift back until the child arrives.
After going to see the movie again with a friend, she started asking me about if there was any “dodgy fan fiction”. Because I warned her about the Tiktok thirst edits and back when I last looked there was only about 2. It got me curious so I went looking.
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By Waheguru some of those people need to be shot.
ESPECIALLY THE ONES WRITING QUARITCH X SPIDER AND JAKE X ANY OF HIS KIDS GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS YOUR RECKONING IS COMING NOW I’VE SOLD EVERYTHING I HAVE EXCEPT A SCRAGGY OLD WIFEBEATER RIP OFF CROCS BOARD SHORTS AND AN OODIE SO I COULD GET THE PLANE TICKETS I AM TYPING THIS USING A CYBER PET I STOLE FROM A CHILD AT THE AIRPORT! YOU ARE DEAD!