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beardedmrbean · 2 years
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I think this might just be in the top ten singe minutes of my life right here, this is tough to beat for sure.
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spaciebabie · 4 months
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Are we still sharing pet pics?? If so, are snakes allowed?????? 🥺🥺🥺
Me n my siblings have one each nd we love them !!
Feel free to put a content warning ik not everyone is a fan
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE SNAKES YESSSS THEY'RE SO PRETTY
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dduane · 1 year
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Meanwhile, over at Twitter...
This image, for everybody's Reaction Gifs file:
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...In the responses to this tweet. No, I'm not going to show the image here. Am still trying to fill in a potential "Doth thy mother know thou wearest her ____" caption. (cw: tweet includes sickening sycophancy and ridiculous Trump fanart.)
(One good thing about the week to come: if you're still on Twitter, the likely political events will give you lots of evidence for mental-health blocking.)
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eviltorte · 8 months
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Happy birthday to my little man Ranger!! 🎂🎉🎁
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I made a cake to look just like you ❤️🐈
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https://x.com/papichulodean/status/1702140709791559918?s=46&t=BQmenEkxxKLjBrxpohf-tg **dies laughing**
Poor Sam.
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yournewfriendshouse · 4 months
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a sense experience to warm you if you’re cold rn:
it’s summer, we’ve just come through a brutal heatwave, and today is hot but not too hot (perfect beach weather, for people other than me). balmy.
the sun is out, the sky is big and blue and magnificently clear, and the washing I did yesterday needed to come off the line
I couldn’t be bothered putting on shoes so had to play the game where you go out and try to get them all into the basket before your feet burn on the concrete
I’m pretty slow and my feet are pretty soft these days but they’re still espestos enough to handle two loads of washing. probably.
I like to fold my clothes while taking them off the line. I’m already reaching up to get them so folding them while I’m in position saves me energy later. the sheets are so warm and they are so flat, almost like they’ve been ironed. and there is that sun-warmed smell that is just completely unique to line washing (tumble dried sheets smell just a little different).
once I finished, i rushed inside and could practically hear a hiss as my feet touched the cool floor tiles.
anyway that was nice and I wanted to record it for days when I can’t remember
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So can we get an Elf on the Shelf comic post? It feels like a holiday tradition here at this point.
…It’s my birthday, do I have to be reminded of that abomination?
But in all seriousness, why not? Nothing like some good old fashioned holiday mind-scarring.
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Merry Christmas, everyone.
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lithuaniaseye · 3 months
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Todays vibes:
• Bleaching my brain • Mouthing the words to your favorite song • Wishing your tags would be updated
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dragonflylady77 · 1 year
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I NEED THE BRAIN BLEACH... THERE ARE 51 FICS THAT ARE BILLY X KAREN WHEELER AND ONE OF THEM HAS TAGS THAT ANNOUNCE THAT MIKE AND NANCY ARE HOLLY'S PARENTS AND WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK
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twistedtummies2 · 1 year
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More art of Nakoda from @whiteswarmart. This time the focus is on the python naga’s eternally gutter-seated mind. XD Includes cameos from Jamil and another of my OCs, Reno Rovar.  WARNING: Some innuendo with these images; didn’t think it needed a “Mature” label, but if anybody disagrees, I won’t complain. :P
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spaciebabie · 4 months
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Pet pics you say?
May I offer you...a Nub?
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nub nub niub. you picked a stimmy name for this ktty. very good. very good.
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ladycaviar · 1 year
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Delightful, got my first dick pic today. As brain bleach, here's my girl again
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msmeiriona · 5 months
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sri-fanfic · 1 year
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Random HP Fanfic idea
79. For horrible brain-bleach-worthy laughs...
Harry jokingly snarkily suggests one night while annoyed with the moping about, that if Sirius can't manage a rendezvous with a witch due to being stuck in Grimmauld, maybe he and Remus could trade off using polyjuice.
They drunkenly agree, and long story short Sirius ends up pregnant while polyjuiced as a random female, and the magic won't let him shift back until the child arrives.
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I’ve got enough trauma and rage without this!
After going to see the movie again with a friend, she started asking me about if there was any “dodgy fan fiction”. Because I warned her about the Tiktok thirst edits and back when I last looked there was only about 2. It got me curious so I went looking.
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By Waheguru some of those people need to be shot.
ESPECIALLY THE ONES WRITING QUARITCH X SPIDER AND JAKE X ANY OF HIS KIDS GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS YOUR RECKONING IS COMING NOW I’VE SOLD EVERYTHING I HAVE EXCEPT A SCRAGGY OLD WIFEBEATER RIP OFF CROCS BOARD SHORTS AND AN OODIE SO I COULD GET THE PLANE TICKETS I AM TYPING THIS USING A CYBER PET I STOLE FROM A CHILD AT THE AIRPORT! YOU ARE DEAD! 
FFFFUUUUCKIIIINNNNG DEEEEAAAAD!!!!
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