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chromatic-lamina · 5 months

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Mihawk to Buggy (conveyed by body language only):

Your clown aesthetic disturbs my equilibrium.

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airbrushfather · 8 months

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part of the reason i can never get into foals Actually is because there's some truths i'm not ready to confront about yannis philippakis. namely Yeah He Can

#yeah he can in an obscene way #but he's not sexy #but he Can

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 7 months

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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

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notherpuppet · 1 month

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Huskerdust 💗💗💗💗

#I was singing Hot Chocolate’s “you sexy thing” the whole time I was drawing this so that’s the song that’s playing #also is it not the perfect huskerdust song #I mean he literally sings: ‘where did you come from ANGEL’#huskerdust #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #husk #angel dust #my doods

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triona-tribblescore · 1 month

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Its like miraculous ladybug with how bad his vision is- (Died over the layout good luck trying to read it in order im sorry- TwT <3)

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asharaks · 2 months

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it is, i think, symptomatic of the way larian has built this brand: bg3 was always marketed as being mature (read: sexual), and that was one of the big draws for players - myself included! especially as media pulls more towards extremes, with mainstream video games starting to get increasingly graphically sexual, graphically violent, and the vogue for 'grey morality' becomes the norm, those boundaries get pushed, and it becomes more and more of a selling point.

larian obviously focused on this, along with the How Do You Do, Fellow Kids brand, the increased accessibility of game devs on twitter, and adopted it heavily into their marketing strategy, and are now pretty reliant on the horny gamer crowd for a lot of their audience, and more importantly, they're doing this on purpose.

which is how you end up in situations like this.

characters (white men) the players want to fuck get centred: they get updates, they get more content, they get favoured. halsin's gone from a side character in EA to a half-fledged romance option, to a full romance option: he shows up in the promotional material, is larian's poster boy for the sex scenes, he gets more content with every update.

now gortash gets more heavily implied situationship lines with the dark urge, because players are horny for him. nevermind that some people aren't playing that way, or that he was originally set up to be a lower-level antagonist; nevermind that if the durge's storyline needed expansion, it should've been with orin and sarevok and bhaal, or that it muddies the writing for the rest of gortash's arc + characterisation: people want to fuck him, so it gets put in the game. it's not even to do with karlach, whose quest so desperately needs expansion! it's specifically catering to the people who want their character to have a Relationship with the slaver, because they're either not interested in or not able to focus on strengthening the weak spots in the narrative: they're just doing things that will net the 'my favourite dating sim' people lmfao.

meanwhile, literal main character wyll gets his quest demoted to a subquest, doesn't get bugfixes, doesn't get a single unique romance greeting after 6 patches and months of requests. he's not a Horny character, so he doesn't get the focus: he's not a player favourite, so he gets nothing. it's just... so unbelievably, indisputably racist, and it's incredibly grim and disappointing to watch it happen in real-time.

#also #and I can't believe I'm saying this #it feels like character assassination against enver 'can't be in a room with you without 5 robocops for protection' gortash. like come on.#stop trying to make him sexy he'll never be sexy #he's a slaver.#i feel like larian have backed themselves into a corner where they have to pander to this side of the fanbase #because they've encouraged it so strongly that now it feels like a majority share of their audience are here for the sex #bg3 #larian critical #bg3 fandom critical #to be clear. Yes i am being a hater #baldur's gate 3

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sergle · 9 months

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I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

#especially when you are explicitly looking at strength training but the focal point of the thumbnail is still thinness #and the girl always in something of this type of pose.#if there's a dude in the thumbnail w his shirt off also he's facing the camera directly and looking Bulky as fuck #so even that doesn't compare At All #but half the time it is literally a guy just talking. in the thumbnail.#anyway if you want to be strong as a Wamen you need to wear tight little yoga shorts first #sergle.txt #i'm not trying to get sexy i'm trying to get strong. killing you killing you killing you #I realize that fitness IN GENERAL is very Thinness and Attractiveness-centric but it's worse if you type 'for women'

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0booboozefool0 · 11 months

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…

so...

there’s this set of pixels…

#spiderman #into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spiderman astv #spiderverse #miguel o'hara #spider man 2099 #he is so fine #if so angry…why so sexy #my doodled doodle

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blondie-drawings · 7 months

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(Worf voice) SLAY

#hello star trek fandom. i have arrived. unfortunately #giving data powers he doesnt have for the bit #i know the actress hated the outfits cos it was blatant fanservice but she looks SO GOOD #IM NOT IMMUNE TO FANSERVICE #obviously the solution is that everyone else should have gotten sexy unique little uniforms too. oh well #star trek #tng #the next generation #data soong #deanna troi #jean luc picard

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ex-textura · 5 months

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I don't think I've ever been part of a community quite so charmingly unhinged as the Gale girlies. We saw an autistic man approaching middle age who says things like "pish posh" genuinely and laughs at his own corny jokes and went truly feral. That's right professor infodump on me some more I wanna see that finger in the air I'm gonna love you and cherish you and make you cry from overstimulation you sad fuck you mama's boy you cat dad I need you carnally AND emotionally let's have a spot of tea and fuck nasty in your library

#he's so sexy and so dorky #he's everything to me okay #and y'all just Get It #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3

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eff-plays · 5 months

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Some can't handle Astarion having wrinkles and Lae'zel being a Who from Whoville meanwhile cool people watch their OCs make out with this thing