#but i have to EXECUTE IT

[swaps55]

WIP Whenever

Today has kind of sucked, so here is a snippet from Mezzo as proof it exists and one day other people will see it.

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The injured merc shifts his leg and groans. “The warlord’s krogan are fucking insane. Jedore wanted an army. Instead she got these animals.”

Shepard is still as a stone and just as silent. In the old days, Garrus always relied on Alenko to predict what Shepard’s next move would be. If Alenko relaxed, Shiala was about to be upgraded from enemy to ally. If his hand went for his sidearm, Shepard was about to tell Helena Blake to get fucked.

But Alenko isn’t here.    

“I’m here for Okeer. Where is he?”

“The warlord?” The merc laughs. It starts braver than it finishes. “You’re in Jedore’s house. She’s not letting you waltz in and take her krogan until she gets what she paid for.”

Shepard pulls his pistol so fast Garrus almost doesn’t register it, aims at the forehead of the second merc and pulls the trigger without breaking eye contact with his wounded partner. Lawson gasps. Even Jack jumps in surprise. The surviving companion recoils from the sight of shattered bone and greymatter as the body hits the ground.

“What the…what the fuck? What the fuck?”

“Do not make me ask you again.”

“Up,” the terrified merc says, pointing up the looming hulk of the stripped cruiser behind them. “He’s up there.”

Shepard holsters his pistol and glances at Garrus, ignoring both the merc and the corpse. “Come on. Let’s go.”

But the injured merc isn’t done making questionable decisions. He calls into his comm. “Jedore, we have intruders in quadrant six, intruders in quadrant—”

This time it’s Jack who does the honors. The second body thuds next to the first.

Garrus stares at the carnage, then at Shepard, who doesn’t even glance back. Shepard never looks back. Not after killing the thorian or freeing the rachni. Not after Virmire. It’s something Shepard has always been good at, but Garrus never learned.

#snippet #opus!verse #i can't tell if i like this #this whole mission is vexing as fuck #writing through actual game events is not something i enjoy doing #but in this case it's important #and finding a way to do it that i don't hate #is making me crazy #i know THEORETICALLY how i want to do it #but i have to EXECUTE IT #and execution is not my strong suit as of late #swaps shut up you're having a bad day #that does not mean you're bad at this #it's just a bad day #ignore me

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....

[goldensunset]

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

#fascinating stuff. let’s see if i (person with the worst executive dysfunction when it comes to doing laundry) remember it #i literally have this issue where i’ll let dirty clothes pile up in the laundry basket for an entire month #like it takes me that long to get around to it #and then- who would’ve thought- i find that i don’t have anything good to wear. strange! #finally did it last night and i’m like ohhh that was so difficult but the payoff finally #augh #peach rambles #hall of fame i guess #shut up about socks. idc. #this was a fun positivity post of sorts it’s about overcoming executive dysfunction #derailing into jokes about losing socks is. it’s not horrible but just boring and annoying #it was supposed to be celebration!! and encouragement!!!

[aroacedavestrider]

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

#neurodivergent #adhd #autism #executive dysfunction #shoutout to my dad lmao. mr ‘just outthink it!’ #fuck! dude i never thought of that #waiiiit wait youre telling me all i have to do to overcome the Problems is put my mind to it #ok lemme consult the mind rq #im back. the mind is what has the Problems #my post #dave speaks

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

It's a weird fucking feeling realising that you actually have to plan ahead for and schedule in the things you like to do, as well as the things you have to do.

I don't mean the complicated stuff, that's a given.

If I'm going to the cinema, then I accept I'm going to have to look up film times and buy tickets and figure out when I'm going to leave the house. If I'm going to visit a friend who lives in a different county, then I accept that I'm going to probably be looking up travel times and planning activities and where to eat and what time we'll be doing what, for possibly days beforehand.

But its even the fucking lowkey stuff. If I want to watch a tv show, I have to plan time out of my day to do it, and I don't always get round to it. If I have a whole day free for some reason, and I decide I want to watch a film (at home, on the sofa) and I don't lay out a plan for when I'm going to do that and how long I'm going to take, then it just won't happen.

If I want to go for a walk just around my local area before it gets dark, or eat something with a slightly longer cooking time, or write my diary, or read a book I've been looking forward to reading, or even read fucking fanfiction that is longer than about 8000 words, then I have to set some sort of plan beforehand.

Like, I know intellectually that executive dysfunction affects more than just the things you don't enjoy doing. But fuck it doesn't really hit you until you realise that you haven't sat down to watch an episode of that show you like for over a week, even though you can't really name any activities you've been doing or commitments you have that would make it impossible to do so.

Anyway, this is a reminder to people who struggle with that sort of thing: schedule your days off, lest they be swallowed by the Pit before you get the chance to do anything fun with them.

#executive function #autism #adhd #audhd #(i don't know if i actually have adhd or not #but i finally have an assessment booked for march!)

[bizarrelittlemew]

i can't wait to be 30+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 40+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 50+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 60+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 70+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 80+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 90+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to look back on my life and know that i loved things deeply and passionately and was inspired to create and was part of communities with incredible people from all over the world brought together by the stories that touched us

#and still be mad at shithead executives for unfairly cancelling my pirate show #also imagine what my ao3 word count will be like. gonna be writing my little fics in the nursing home #sometimes when i get frustrated over my writing i have to remember that i've only been doing it for a little over a year #and not in my native language #there is still so much time and so much to learn and try and discover and explore and i am EXCITED #there is something so ancient and beautiful about humans being brought together by stories #storytelling is what humans have always done and will always do and what will always connect us #to our past to the future to each other #sorry for the 1 am ramblings #fandom #🐭📓

[arsillanola]

They were best friends your honor

#having feels about these two #he grew up and saved his best friend #I just #couldn’t stop imagining halsin as a boy #looking for frogs and bugs with Thaniel #bg3 fanart #halsin #bg3 halsin #thaniel #my art #I also feel like I have better ideas than I can execute #but this will do #artists on tumblr #digital artist

[sleepy-frog-lady]

I would be so powerful if even one of my executives functioned. Just. Even a single one of them. Please. Please .

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #196 #autism #asd #I have had exactly 1 task which I’ve meant to do for legit the last week and I just haven’t even started

[transthatfag]

kinda vampy

#art #digital art #my art 🦷 #mcr #gerard way #my chemical romance #digital painting #vampire #cw blood #i feel like theres a looooot of texture going on in this but. maybe its tasteful?? #either way im really happy with this piece :) #the lighting probably wasnt executed the best but idc lol #its been a while since ive done a piece WITH a background #so im giving myself some slack #kinda wish i have enough patience to figure out how to make his face look like its burning but ohhhhwellll #thats for another time

[isjasz]

[Day 155] Sunflowers always face the sun

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So like. If sunflowers always face the sun and the majority of the sunflowers on scar's shawl are on his back and on the side does that mean scar still trusts grian with his back or he turned his back on him rejected him moved on or sometimes they wish they are by each other's sides again or are they allies or enemies this will be the death of m <- epic shower thoughts

#dddaily4sherin #grian #goodtimeswithscar #desert duo #secret life #secret life smp #trafficblr #traffic smp #my art #Me when shower thoughts BDJSHWKW I THINK THIS IS THE MOST INSANE AND REACHING IVE GONE BY FAR💀💀💀💀💀 #Wish I could've executed this better tho ngl it looks kinda bland HELELPHSJAH #THIS HAPPENS EVERYTIME WHEN I HAVE AN ACTUAL IDEA INSTEAD OF JUST BULLSHITING GODDAMMIT #but lighting was still really fun HSAHAD LIGHTING GO BRRR #:D

[originalartblog]

[Storm Bringer]

“In fact, I was against using Adam for such a frivolous investigation from the very start,” Dr. Wollstonecraft began in a huff as she crossed her arms again. “The government is always like this. They send a mechanical detective, then blow him up once they’re done to keep any secret information from getting out. [..] I suppose this is the government’s way of saying we ought to neglect science in favor of human life!”

Dr. Wollstonecraft, ma'am, I think your ethically-dubious opinions on science are better saved for other audiences.

Dr. Wollstonecraft (aka Mary Shelley) based on @videogamelover99's design!

#it's been 85 years but i finally drew this scene. it's been too long since i drew sb stuff. #vee i hope this didn't jumpscare you too much #i'm making the executive decision to have epilogue chuuya with the short hair in preparation for the dragon's head conflict #also dr w here being all ''ugh they ALWAYS do this this extremely specific thing that just happened for the first time 🙄'' #is extremely funny to me #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #storm bringer #stormbringer #bsd storm bringer #bsd stormbringer #bsd dr wollstonecraft #bsd wollstonecraft #bsd mary shelley #bsd chuuya #bsd nakahara chuuya #bsd light novel #nawy's comics

[stellerssong]

Tell us the sex stone joke

so this joke requires the light setup of, as the Resident Geologist, on any given hike my dad will have been subjected to a light barrage of Hey What's This Rock I Just Picked Up Off The Trail, answers ranging from "that's clearly serpentinite, the state rock of California—note the distinctive gray-green color and soapy texture" to "that's probably a local mudstone" to "that is a piece of concrete" to "that is tanbark."

the joke typically runs as follows:

you, presenting an interesting pebble for identification: hey, what's this rock i just picked up off the trail? my dad, after a few seconds of thoughtful examination: ah, interesting. what you have there is what's known as a "sex stone." you, slightly shocked by the apparent erotic provenance of what you thought was a random rock: oh! okay. i see. thanks. my dad, slyly: would you like to know why they call it that? you: um. yes? my dad: BECAUSE IT'S JUST A FUCKING ROCK.

#chatter #asks #my delight when i achieved an age at which my dad could finally tell me this joke in its uncensored form was notable i have to admit #imagine being the Designated Rock Identifier in a family with curious and scientifically-minded youthes and having this joke in pocket #and knowing if you say the fuck word to them you will immediately be executed by all of your in-laws. so tragic.

[lilianade-comics]

@thesoulspulse suggested in this post a while back that Vlad should have become Casper High's principal instead of Amity Park's mayor, and I completely agree. Would have been waaaaaay funnier and better preserved his status as a very personal threat/potential ally to Danny specifically. Plus, we could have gotten a really dramatic students vs faculty dodgeball game with Vlad vs Danny as the inciting force!!

#this has been sitting in my drafts for months lol! finally finished it #can you tell i read too much manga?? #tbh DP would have benefited greatly from being just a little more anime in execution #and when i talk about Vlad being a supervillain in the most mundane situations? this is what i mean #danny phantom #comics #vlad masters #badger cereal #sam manson #tucker foley #valerie gray #dash baxter

[bamsara]

you know what i mean

#sara shush #doodles #maybe its executive dysfuntion maybe im unmedicated maybe its my chronic illness but i am having a hard time doing Anything #and im blaming hte weather #where are my clouds #pls may i have thunder #summer is genuinly doing the worse for depression

[fudgecake-charlie]

I wasn't actually planning on posting my traffic zine piece, but after seeing martyn react to (most of, hopefully he does the unread fics another time) the zine, I'll post it here :D @trafficzine This was so much fun, even if i had to super rush it because of IRL things!

#limited life #limited life smp #trafficblr #pearlescentmoon #bigbst4tz2 #inthelittlewood martyn #art out the oven #this was sooo rushed but i wouldn't have made a piece to this scale otherwise so i'm happy about it #i don't think the actual past the barrier concept i had in mind was executed as well as i wanted it to but oh well! #i had fun! and everyone else's pieces are incredible and a treat to read and see #[scheduled]

[moonkhao]

#this was a boss move™ 

ONLY FRIENDS | Ep 6

#only friends #only friends the series #ofts #book kasidet #force jiratchapong #topmew #my edits #listen i haven't been forcebook's biggest fan #but oml book nailed this whole scene i literally had goosebumps #like the execution was insane #wowoowowow #also i feel like we have heard the tape one too many times atp #like pls stop playing it out loud #onlyfriendsedit