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werebutch · 9 months
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Nobody talks about how hard it is to have a one-color wardrobe. Ugh. How am I supposed to match this brown to THIS brown. Whatever
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89and91 · 7 months
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…should I rebrand as 87and89?
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We should collectively give Matt Walsh she/her pronoun, she'd flip her shit
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cl0udy-b3ans · 9 months
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Awful Hc Of The Day #3
Since Star Platinum is so unfathomably strong, it’s versatile in the harm it can cause. Jotaro, while he doesn’t have a weak stomach, has a sense of “honour” and doesn’t like using it to do anything other than punch or restrain someone unless absolutely necessary. That’s why he doesn’t simply grab Kira’s face in the stopped time and slam his head into pavement, then start grating his flesh against it like cheese at the speed of Star’s punches until half of his head is literally shaved away and his brains are on the pavement. Even he has standards.
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normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.
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spookberry · 5 months
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Idiot to Idiot communication
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naariel · 8 months
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Halsin, my heart 💚
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postpendulum · 10 months
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Damian's new classmate was what most people would deem as strange, Damian however could not see him as anything other than suspicious. Daniel Knight had joined in the midst of the school year, claiming to have moved here with his father Fredric Knight (first area of suspicion, a parent willingly moving both them and their child to Gotham) for a new start following his fathers divorce. The boy was reclusive when not spoken to directly, however he would not stop talking when a topic of his interest would come up. After searching further into his past (as he does with all his classmates) Damian found a relatively normal past, the only outstanding things being a noticeable drop in grades at the beginnings of freshman year relating to an undisclosed accident resulting in lichtenberg scarring starting from Daniels palm, and presumably up his arm being hidden by his sleeve. Apparently this accident left Daniel with irregular tremors and, every once in a blue moon, seizures. Damian had thought about taking this suspicious blockage of information to Tim or the Bat Computer to be bypassed, however the idea of sharing Daniel this cases existence with the rest of his family for some unexplained reason bothered him greatly, so Damian has come to the decision to figure out Knight’s true intentions on his own.
Meanwhile Danny’s just trying to live his new, semi-normal life in peace. After a reveal gone wrong results in some good old vivisection, Jazz Sam and Tucker recruit the help of Clockwork to find Danny a new home, where he can heal from both the physical and mental wounds. Clockwork ends up dumping Danny into the DC universe alongside Fright Knight, who was insistent on going with him, feeling responsible in helping to protect his young prince now since he feels he failed the first time. So with a bit of spacetime razzle dazzle, Tucker messing with stuff he probably shouldn't have messed with and a very tearful goodbye with promises to check in every day, Danny goes off to start his new life as Daniel Knight. It was going ok so far, he took half the year to himself, focusing on healing. Also so Frighty could adjust to the whole pretending to be human thing. Danny doesn't have any friends yet, and to be honest hasn't made the effort to make any (Jazz would be disappointed if she knew that), but there's this one boy in Danny's class who might be even weirder than him. Danny can feel Damian's eyes on him, knows how he follows him around without a sound (Danny really shouldn't be able to tell, he only knows because he isn't fully human(and in a weird way, Danny thinks that's kinda cool)), and whenever they do make eye contact Danny can see and feel the boy fluster and shy away.
Maybe he just needs a friend too.
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thefaestolemyname · 1 year
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Where did we come from?
Where are we going?
Philosophy and religion is just cotton-eyed Joe
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pandoa · 4 months
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in every new game, there's a jumin han waiting to be discovered...
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(malleus is just happy he finally got invited to something)
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shevr · 11 months
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workout mix
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the-black-phoenix · 1 year
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Seeing artists posting stuff that are 10x times superior to pieces I've worked days on, and labelling them as "quick sketches" is just so demoralising. 😂
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rainphee-art · 4 months
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a collection of part 4 jojokes
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ursamajori · 1 year
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god i love being SOOO obnoxious about my ocs everyone should be 50% more obnoxious about their ocs right neow
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alabasterpickles · 5 months
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It’s been THREE possibly four years but I’m back
I have a lotta trolls things brewing but have these doodles I whipped up in the last couple days featuring my lil Indie Troll OC, Olive (and her crush)
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thatone-churro · 5 months
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hang on. there’s no way we’re revitalizing “are [cishet] aro people queer” discourse. it is almost 20-fucking-24. no. say sike right now. you’re all fucking ridiculous. how are we not only not over this, but bringing it up for active discourse again. and acting like the things being said are common discussion and not. blatant aphobia. which is homophobia. it’s queerphobia. did we never fucking learn from the many “they want us to fight amongst ourselves because if we’re divided it’s easier to ruin us” type talks that everyone was making a while ago. or was that a phase too. what happened to “anything not heteronormative is what queer is. anything with romance/sex/gender that’s othered from what society deems the “norm” is what we are. we are a community of outcasts because the greater community doesn’t want us either way.” what the shit.
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