#cock joke

[baconcolazz]

t-this is mai cwingy suction cup man headcanon 🥺🥺🥺🥺 plz no hate I only smol bean artist... 😔😔😔 /j

did I do good at fucking him up entirely yes or yes

#colaposting #hes just like me fr #hes so me #suction cup man #scm #piemations #headcanon #digital art #cock joke #phallus comedy /j

[rarestdoge]

So obsessed rn

#pico #picos school #fnf #friday night funkin #doodles #kinda #tw smoking #tw guns #newgrounds #cock joke #skrunkly #GODAWFUL shitart

[lordbeebrain]

I’m dumb lol

#sketches #digital sketch #im bored #adhd blog #adhd boredom #adhd sucks #adult adhd #actually adhd #adhd #adhd brain #living with adhd #adhd artist #cock joke #penis joke #i’m bored #its the neurodivergency #adhd life #it’s a chicken

[boycaca]

I know some people like to clown on dazai for laughing a lil TOO hard at chuuya’s rich girl impression and that he was just tryna hit but i digress. Do you not realise the power of an inside joke? If me and my best friend didn’t see each other for 4 years only to meet up again and randomly she just references one of our inside jokes i would be guffawing like dazai. That rich girl impression was not funny at all but to dazai that shits hilarious and i get that. Me and my friends have inside jokes that would seem even more unfunnier to outsiders than that

#soukoku #skk #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai bsd #chuuya bsd #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #chuuya bungou stray dogs #dazai bungou stray dogs #‘girls wanna dance ??’ is very funny to me and my bestie #‘decent sized cock’ is a classic between me and another friend #see like this shits funny to us even though its not THAT funny #soukoku having inside jokes is very dear to me

[feelingtheaster99]

Murph: You gotta honor the cock *winces as he hears what he just said*

Emily: *so proud of him* That’s my HUSBAND, baby!

#Brian Murphy you gotta honor the cock #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy ep 16 #fhjy spoilers #axmurph #they are so married #i love them so fucking much #they are perfect together #such a funny accidental joke #untapped rage spoilers #untapped rage #live reaction #emily axford

[questforgalas]

They can definitely wrap up this season when Rex shows up to Tantiss with a ship full of explosives and a rocket launcher as a front door knocker

#I know I keep bringing this joke up but you can’t tell me Rex gets the coordinates to tantiss and doesn’t go full feral #like I’m just imagining they finally get the coordinates #and offscreen you hear a blaster cock #and it just pans to Rex fully geared up ready to save his brothers #and just fucks hemlock’s shit up #Star Wars #captain Rex #the bad batch #tbb #the bad batch spoilers #tbb spoilers

[ankiebitez]

ngl i think its really funny that even if the whb mc isnt a guy minhyeok is still definitely bisexual coded especially bc of this comic

like what straight guy is gonna be paying attention to a dudes muscles while watching porn. and he's blushing while thinking about it.

i know the real reason you want to register at the gym minhyeok.

i know what you are.

#they said minhyeok found blushing while thinking about men i said oh im sure #yes i know its bc he wants to look good for mc im a guy that likes cock and balls let me make jokes #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad? #whb #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad? #whb minhyeok

[l3irdl3rain]

Create a blog Home For Senior Cats, post about it for years, then make a post about wanting to get dicked down (or maybe get some pussy is more on brand) and disappear, never to post again 😉

go full “old friends senior dog sanctuary” on your asses.

also, just to be clear. if I was going to do that, it would specifically be about Garrus Vakarian cock

#mom if you see this it’s in reference to a meme #this is not someone being creepy in my inbox on tumblr dot com #the Garrus vakarian cock part isn’t a joke tho #they need to figure out how to grow him in a lab so I can marry him #ask

[gayalienwilde]

#velvet goldmine #tw kys joke #hope no one has done one already #Brian's version is just everyone telling him to kill himself with only Shannon going “I need cock”

[baconcolazz]

PHALLUS COMEDY

#colaposting #cock joke #tankmen #newgrounds

[chick-it-out]

cock soup

#anon #chicky notes #chicken #rooster #birds #flockintogether #if i had $1 for every cock joke in my tags/inbox. i'd have enough to send u cock lovers a beautiful bouquet of roses #anyway. he is imparting flavor #not suggestive. he's just soupin

[cathedral-of-sinners]

alhaitham’s cock

#salivates and loses my pants #my ‘diluc’s cock’ post got a surprising amount of notes considering us was a joke post so I’m curious how mr. feeble scholar will hold up #—talking #alhaitham x reader #genshin smut #genshin x reader #al haitham x reader

[tethered-heartstrings]

will graham took aspirin dry not only for the headaches but to suppress gay thoughts. aspirin is a COX inhibitor. notice how he stopped taking them and started to fall in love with hannibal.

#get it. cox. cocks. okay this joke is just for me its fine #the speaking clown

[celestial-artisan]

Alternative ending from this

Alastor: What are the disadvantages of eating a clock? Vox: You ate cocks? Alastor: It's time-consum- Alastor: Vox: Thought you weren't into that but cool

#based on true events #alternative ending #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #radiostatic #staticlovetune #vox #hazbin hotel vox #alastor #alastor the radio demon #i tried to make the clock joke in person and my friend just went 'you ate cocks?-?' #which was concerning because I was 14 then #she seriously channels angel dust if he had the attitude of husk

[amateur-stims]

PENIS TYPO

penis typo stimboard

#stimboard #stimmy #aesthetic #neurodivergent #sensory #stim #tw fire #cw fire #tw penis #cw penis #penis typo #penis haiku #fire #wildfires #tw sex talk #tw genitalia mention #tw dick #tw cock #joke stim