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wonstop · 6 months

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Cthulhu-themed package with plushies and comforting things! 🌌

pillow ($45) - keychain ($15) - blanket ($44.95)

plush ($30) - slippers ($24.99) - plush 2 ($24.99)

#completed delivery #cthulhu #great old ones #horror #eldritch horror #lovecraft #cosmic horror #otherkin #fictionkin #horrorkin

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months

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Mike meets the true horrors of FNAF.. swamp balloon boy

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #balloon boy #swamp balloon boy #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #fnaf ar special delivery #listen I think it would be so funny for movie Mike met any of the weirder animatronics #dude can hardly handle the base animatronics #so he’ll be stunned completely by dudes like swamp BB

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gummybearstastelikesadness · 2 years

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Through the shenanigans of GZ/IR portals Danny ends up in a completely different dimension (DC’s my preference) that has heroes. There’s no ghosts to fight and he doesn’t want to step on any toes with this dimensions hero population, meaning Danny Phantom gets a vacation.

( I like to think Danny fought the ghosts in Amity because he opened the portal and felt responsible for it and originally there wasn’t anyone else that really could fight them. If he still has to satisfy an obsession while there he now has time and an entire new star system to learn about. )

Danny somehow ends up at a job interview as a food delivery boy accidentally, it’s definitely not 100% above the table because he doesn’t legally exist there but still gets the job.

Things are going well, he’s doing a good job and making his delivery’s on time via the use of ghost powers on occasion. Eventually he gets a delivery for a completely different city, over two hours away, they’re willing to pay a ton to get it delivered to them. Danny decides to see if he can finish the delivery while the foods still hot.

He gets there in under 10 minutes.

The person that made the order is definitely a hero, and when they got their food two hours early freak out. Asking Danny how he did it. Danny looks them dead in the eyes and says “We have a delivered hot guaranty.” They try to question Danny, but Danny already got paid, he gave them their food, he can leave, so he just walks away and tells them to enjoy their meal.

The hero tells other ones and they decided to order from there as well and get told that when ever Danny’s on shift the delivery range doesn’t have a limit. Obviously they test it. He delivers to a random rooftop in Bloodhaven at 2am. The top of the Dailyplanet. Hong Kong, via a Blackbat/Orphan order. The Titan’s Tower some how.

Eventually someone orderers to one of the places that’s almost impossible to get to, but he does it, he delivers to the watchtower, in space. Just shows up in the middle of the room in front of the person that ordered, and goes “I don’t miss deliveries.” And walks away into space.

#danny phantom #dp #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #this is completely inspired by me discovering that a food delivery app where I live has a range of 200 kilometers/120 miles #that’s what happens when you and over half the surrounding population live in the middle of nowhere

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imperceiveable · 2 months

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idk is this anything?

#futurama fanart #futurama #year 2030 meme #my art #zoidberg is just kind of clueless #hermes is dead because if he was conscious this would all be luch more organized #leela takes action as the leader asking for help #amy is a (DJ) party girl at heart #bender has (attempted to) shoplift a sweater before so why not make a profit with his stealing talent #fry loves video games and I can imagine him being a streamer on par with jerma #zoidberg is being zoidberg #and I can imagine farnsworth having a side hustle to fund the delivery service which is constantly on the verge of complete failure #*much

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papertowness · 3 months

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most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell

#like when he and house are eating in the cafeteria and house is on his ‘ stacy is still in love with me ‘ stint #and wilson is like ‘ yes i’m with you these makes complete sense ‘#or when house was in the mri machine and wilson was like ‘ house . this is God . ‘#when he was playing poker with cuddy and house was on the phone with him so he was talking in ‘ code ‘#when house was using his office because he wanted his carpet back and wilson walks in and he’s like #‘ hm . that’s weird . the door says james wilson . what a crazy typo ‘ ( or smth )#when he and cuddy are in the stairwell and cuddy is like ‘ are we here to hide from house ‘ and he’s like ‘ unless you wanna make out ‘ 😭😭#please his deadpan deliveries always take me the fuck out #motherfucker has me crying from laughing so hard sometimes . james if i was there i would laugh at all your bits #house #house md #james wilson #houseposting #lgbtq #lgbt

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mobius-m-mobius · 4 months

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Most purpose is more burden than glory. And trust me, you never wanna be the guy who avoids it ’cause you can’t live with the burden.

LOKI APPRECIATION WEEK 2023 | for @dailyloki Day 6 : Favorite Quote

#mobius #loki #lokius #lokiweek2023 #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #dailyloki #a hundred of his to choose from most of which i've happily giffed before but in all honestly this one's it for me #my good friend scar tissue the delivery of which has haunted my every waking moment for over a month now 😔#his story was the most heartbreaking realization of how alone he's been at the tva... who knows if anyone had ever paused before then #and because of it he's been made to carry so much resignation and sadness simply by remembering a little bit of who he was #and wants to be! his eyes were so weary during the time theater remix it was like looking at a completely different character 😭😭#never stop being surprised by owen's talent but god this scene will stay with me forever it's a level i've not experienced before #marvel #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

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not-your-bro · 7 months

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the closest paul hollywood's ever felt to god

#gbbo #great british bake off #gbbo 2023 #HAD to cap this sorry. the completely genuine delivery. we scream-laughed #and i'm upset about who was sent home this week so i have to make myself feel better somehow :((((

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whatkindofnameisella · 9 months

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girls when 2011 much ado about nothing production starring david tennant and catherine tate

#lichrally..................... god #not only a cure for depression but a study in the ways that visual/physical/delivery choices on stage can completely transform a parent #text #shakespeare #hearing catherine tate say oh that i were a man. i would eat his HEART in the marketplace. yeah that changed me forever i think.#emma 2020 levels of comfort rewatch <3333

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fjordfolk · 10 months

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Cant want for this person to realise that breeders also make others people's dogs, rear them, and lay experiential foundations that will follow them for the rest of their lives

#not too long ago there was some debacle because a puppy buyer wanted to change the name of their dog #post registration/delivery and the breeder was like.....no?#and the people flipped their fckn shit #like threatening law type of flipping their shit iirc #its just a piece of paper my dudes #like yeah this breeders naming habits are over the top but theyre also completely harmless and unless you breed or compete #(which these buyers were not looking to do)#you will hardly see or hear the registered name ever again #the privilege of a breeder is to get to put stupid harmless things on a piece of paper #get over it

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wonstop · 2 years

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Care package for a werewolf with plushies, blankets, and foresty scents 🌲

plush 1 ($12.95) - sachet ($8) - candle ($18)

blanket ($43) - soap ($4) - plush ($16.99)

#Would you take a look at that little beast #completed delivery #werewolf #werewolfkin #wolfkin #otherkin

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chaotictoast · 2 months

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I couldn’t wait a week for the YouTube vod to come out apparently so here’s a clip from Sunday’s sss stream that I spent fifteen minutes skipping through the twitch vod to find

#jacob’s delivery of that line coupled with julia’s complete nonchalance is just so funny to me #secret sleepover society #sss #bloodborne

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ask-the-totally-real-peppino · 11 months

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Hey Pep, were you... stuck in your pizzeria? Couldn't you leave? How did you get ingredients for your pizzas?

Pep: "Hcum evael ot ekil t'ndid tsuj I, airezzip ym ni kcuts t'nsaw I."

Pep: "Yletelpmoc meht diova ot reisae tsuj saw ti os, thgis no dekcatta senolc rehto eht fo ynam tub, stneidergni teg ot semitemos tuo og ot evah did I."

Pep: "Deirrow tog llits I, enog saw I nehw meht hctaw ot Olleb dna Otrop detsurt I dna, sselpleh ton erew seno elttil eht elihw tub, airezzip ym morf yawa yats ot dednet yeht..."

Pep: "Deneppah ti nehw deticxe os syawla erew seno elttil eht tub, morf saw ti ohw erus ton ma I. Niaga dna won yreve stneidergni fo yreviled a teg osla did ew tub!"

Pep: "Ecalp eht dnuora saw revetahw pu gnikcip naht doof rehserf hcum. Oot saw I dna."

Pep: "Heh. Ydal ynnub ytterp eht, mhu... Ion... Mu... N... Hu ees d'I osla dna..."

Pep: "Emoh kcab ekat ot doof em evag dna ecin os syawla saw ehs dna, tol a reh ees d'I."

Pep: "Oot sgniht rehto emos dna azzip eht a-kooc ot elba saw I emit eht fo tsom os."

#pizza tower #fake peppino #noisette #peppino clone #pizza tower oc #Parmesan the Peppiclone #Prosciutto the Peppiclone #Cremepuff the Peppiclone #Maraschino the Peppiclone #the two clones fighting are just npcs #story post #translation: “I wasn't stuck in my pizzeria I just didn't like to leave much.”#“I did have to go out sometimes to get ingredients but many of the other clones attacked on sight”#“so it was just easier to avoid them completely.”#“They tended to stay away from my pizzeria but while the little ones were not helpless”#“and I trusted Porto and Bello to watch them when I was gone I still got worried...”#“But we did also get a delivery of ingredients every now and again!”#“I am not sure who it was from but the little ones were always so excited when it happened.”#“And I was too. Much fresher food than picking up whatever was around the place.”#“And also I'd see uh... N... Um... Noi... Uhm the pretty bunny lady... Heh.”#“I'd see her a lot and she was always so nice and gave me food to take back home.”#“So most of the time I was able to cook-a the pizza and some other things too.”#Noisette reveal hehe #and more clones being cute bc I love them and I wouldn't let anything happen to them #also some fightin bc it was kind of a warzone in there #wordplay intended even if WAR is the floor above #many of the WAR clones did end up on Pep's floor thooo

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anaalnathrakhs · 10 months

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oh god ed reddit is having the “uwu anorexia isn’t rooted in fatphobia my mental illness is not abt you” talk again please god help me

fatphobia doesn’t mean “being a meanie to fat ppl” i’m begging you to use critical thinking skills for five seconds and apply what you know about literally any other form of oppression to this situation.

people’s point isn’t that you having anorexia makes them feel bad and therefore you’re a bad fatphobic person.

they’re pointing out how the deeply ingrained fatphobia our society upholds, from misconceptions about health to moralization of looks and weight, including yes being jerks to fat ppl’s faces bc they’re fat, is affecting what you think about your own looks, weight, health, body, clothes, eating habits, etc.

the logic isn’t “you became anorexic because you hate fat people so much you never wanted to be fat yourself (and that makes you a bad person)” it’s “fatphobia is a prism that transforms the root cause of your ed into disordered thoughts, behaviors, and patterns (and unlearning fatphobia will help you with recovery and harm-reduction)”

like. it’s not for no reason that anorexia is a disorder that disproportionatedly affects women. it’s not for no reason that there’s sky high comorbidity rates for eds and ocd. it’s not for no reason that people who need control in their lives so badly that they develop a mental disorder abt it get obssessed with being skinny and not with being a sumo. it’s not for no reason that ppl who feel the need to retract to childhood due to trauma envy things like being skinny light and frail, instead of being a tubby baby. it’s not for no reason that there is an incredibly common anorexic thought pattern (internal and self-directed, don’t make me say what i didn’t say) that associaties restriction and weight loss with moral goodness.

for each of these there IS a number of exceptions, but you can see case by case how the root cause (trauma, need for control, for self-destruction, growing up poor, whatever you think is “unrelated to fatphobia” basically) is processed through the prism of the fatphobic culture we’ve all been raised in. some people just, voluntarily or not, deal with those root causes in different way, which might or might not be healthy. but it’s a consequence of ambiant fatphobia that “i should starve and be skinny about it” is a statistically pretty common response to this distress.

the point isn’t “it’s fatphobic that you don’t deal with your neuroses in a body positive way uwu” the point is that no matter how cool you are with fat people on like, a personal level, you’ve been (like the rest of us) bombarded with fatphobic thought patterns your entire life basically, both directly fatphobic things and reactions to this fatphobia. maybe spoken to you directly, maybe not. maybe about you maybe about other people. you live in a society that places moral values into looks and health, and also pushes some deeply rooted falsehoods about how those things tie into each other. you have a disorder defined by obsessive behaviors. maybe, just maybe, deconstructing the logic that those obsessives behaviors are based upon will help you deal with this disorder. and recover or reduce harm.

basically, anorexia isn’t “getting skinny disorder” it’s “obsession disorder”, obsession with looking attractive, or pleasing your family, or going back to being a kid, or being healthy, or being fit, or being driven and capable, or being worth saving, or having your suffering known, or having control over something, or whatever. the fatphobia that is omnipresent (and i repeat, omnipresent, nobody is singling you out as a bad fatphobic meanie, or even talking about your behavior towards other people around you) in our society picks the direction in which many many people will express that disorder.

of course if you live in a society that tells you “being fat is morally bad” at every turn, when you start developping an obssessive pathological need to control things, without another factor weighting in, most people’s default reaction will be anorexia. food is a regular fixture of everybody’s life, everyone wants to be morally good, and even if we know/understand/believe to an extent the flaws of that “fat = bad” logic we know the world around us still believes it, and nobody wants to be treated like shit. we can think it’s stupid and fight against fatphobia and work to treat fat ppl better in our lives and support body positivity, but in any case, one always judges oneself on different metrics than they judge others, cuz we control our self-improvement. that’s natural. just it doesn’t mesh well with a pathologically obssessive need for control above self-preservation.