#conspiracy theorist!bernard

[thevoidisscreamingbackatyou]

timber tumblr au

just-

theyre both tumblrinas theres no doubt abt that

but what if neither knew they had tumblr

lets ignore the email thing btw besides tim would probs turn it off anyways

but they just both have it and eventually one day tim finds bernards account and is like "oh a conspiracy theory, my bf would like this ill follow it so i can show him some"

and bernards like "RED??? ROBIN??? JUST FOLLOWED ME ON TUMBLR???"

or what if it just ends up that the two meet after their school years like that

idk i feel like itd be funny

#i use too many abbreviations #dc #dcu #tim drake #batman #bernard dowd #red robin #batfam #tim drake robin #timber #timbern #guys these were all in my recently used tags TT #tumblr!tim drake #tumblr!bernard dowd #tumblr #tumblr au #conspiracy theorist!bernard #conspiracy theories #dc universe

[colbycheeseslice]

Another vampire timber drawing but with Tim as the vampire this time!

#dc #dc comics #dc comics fanart #tim drake #tim drake fanart #dc robin #bernard dowd #timber #timbern #cw blood #tw blood #vampire au #fanart #I think Bernard would like a vampire boyfriend #in a conspiracy theorist way #like he’s happy he got proof that vampires are real #timber fanart #timbern fanart

[pencil-for-a-dog]

Amity Park is a danger.

It has been quarantined from the rest of the world and tthe government keeps getting more strange about it.

The Justice league is suspecting.

None of their magical experts could explain Amity Park and what's happening there it to much death magic, it's not likely to be good or to the people to be in a good state. But the government is getting shadier, something it's off, they need an recent ex-resident, someone who may know what's happening.

Enter Wesley "Wes" Weston.

Wes had moved out of Amity when school ended because of the bitterness remaining of the diffusion of his theories. He knows he went too far with Danny's one, especially once the GIW had the control over Amity Park.

He had been out for a less than a yera when it happened and he feels bad, guilty, for not bwing there, for escaping. But he has a chance to free them, he knows.

And he knew the moment it was given once that Tim Drake, a.k.a Red Robin, started to stare at him in the coffee shop. He just have to wait for the heros to make a move, any move from now on.

#dpxdc #wes weston #Tim Drake #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt??? #Wes knows a ton of secret identities even though he's actively trying to NOT know them #and Tim is subt-less for Wes #Guy can be more obvious even if he tried #well he might #but Wes thinks it's the same #he's also buddy with Bernard the conspiracy theorist of the town #they should have a podcast #oh wait

[jaytriesstuff]

Bernard Dowd: *long rant about how clearly the Justice League is made up of reincarnated gods sent to protect earth and how the non-super members are are the older gods trying to mimic mortality*

Wes Weston: Totally! And if my theory about Fenton being Phantom and Phantom being the Ghost King is correct then he’s kinda a god too!

Bernard Dowd: don’t be ridiculous Wes, ghost aren’t real

Wes Weston: ಥ‿ಥ

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #wes weston #Bernard #bernard dowd #conspiracy theorists bois #i’ve connected the dots #you didn’t connect shit #i’ve connected them #tim drake #Danny phantom

[cainware]

Timberkon is so funny to me because why the fuck is Kon the reasonable one in a relationship

#youve got a conspiracy theorist that was in a pain cult and likely still enjoys getting himself into trouble to prove his theories #and then youve got the absolute trashfire of a chaos god that masquerades as Tim Drake that turns up evil 9/10 futures #and then theres Kon. my boy is just vibing and trying to wrangle the other two in like stupid little energetic ferrets. #tim drake #kon kent #kon el #bernard dowd #timberkon #cainschatter

[shiranai-atsune]

I just realized that Tim, the guy who found out Batman's and Robin's identities, and Bernard, the guy who can think of accurate yet inaccurate guesses on superheroes and their civilian identities, are just a perfect match.

#DC comics #tim drake #red robin #bernard dowd #conspiracy theorist #timber #timbern

[bruciemilf]

Yall are gonna hate me for this next ship I'm.coming up with

#its bernard and kon with no tim 💀💀💀💀 #solely bc i casted kit connor as bernard and the vibes are cute #not me liking bernard more than tim LMAOOOO #its abt the leather jacket smart nerd and the cute himbo conspiracy theorist hehe #bernkon #bernard x kon

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

I love Timbern and their “conspiracy theorists x person who knows the truth” dynamic, but I refuse to stand for the erasure of Tim being a conspiracy theorist as well.

That man definitely had a corkboard with red string all over after seeing Robin’s flip, he just happened to be right

And given that Bernard doesn’t have the same information that Tim does, having been living next to Wayne Manor, his theories sometimes make somewhat sense, and this should lead to the conclusion that given that Tim doesn’t know the truth behind one of Bernard’s theories he most definitely believes that the blonde is super close to the truth, and in reality both of them trade theories back and forth on their dates

#tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #timber #conspiracy theorist bernard #conspiracy theorist tim drake

[batfamhyperfixation]

Me out here exposing myself, I'm like that Fred meme from Scooby Doo

#me: I dont have a preferred ship #also me: *brain ties together megamind and timber* two ships i think are good #i like hero X capable conspiracy theorist who doesnt know they are hero and likes them for their civilian self #and extraverted idiot X introvert idiot #also funny loveable person that has that devestating and deep arc about how lonely they are X socially inept and kinda mean person #Cold smart aloof arrogant nerdy person X either sunshine; person who doesn't take their shit; or person also exactly like that #anyway lets move on now cause no one asked for this #tim drake #timbern #timber #bernard dowd #megamind #my head canon is that megamind is bernards favorite movie

[a-flair-for-the-theatrical]

He stayed up all night with conspiracies instead of studying like i should be doing instead of drawing blorbos

Ugh i love him so much it hurts.

#bernard dowd #dc #i had to draw my favorite conspiracy theorist as one of my favorite memes #khor draws sometimes

[oldmannapping]

Fic: The Lecture

Summary: Fourth in the Networking series, which is my little playpen where I put Bernard, Jason, and Roy into the same room as many times as possible.

In this installment, Bernard gives Tim, Jason, and Roy a lecture about the importance of disguises.

Excerpt:

“Tim, you and I have had this conversation before,” said Bernard. “You know I respect what you do so much, but it’s physically painful to watch you and your family run around acting like a little sex dungeon mask is all it takes to maintain a secret identity.”

Roy grabbed Tim’s arm. “I love him,” he told Tim quietly. “If you don’t marry him, I will.”

Read it here

The Networking Series

#batman fanfiction #red hood fanfiction #red robin fanfiction #emt bernard dowd #tim drake/bernard dowd #jason todd #roy harper #tim drake #secret identity fails #conspiracy theorist bernard dowd

[thevoidisscreamingbackatyou]

#mafia au #by chamiryokurio as far as i can tell #GO CHECK OUT HER ART OF THEM PLS #its so amazing #mafia trio #emt #emt bernard #young just us #timber #villain!bernard #emt!bernard #come on yall #how is this not a tag #conspiracy #conspiracy theorist #conspiracy theorist!bernard #bernard dowd #dc #dcu #civilian #superheroes #i dont think theres a secret superhero bernard yet #superhero!bernard #headcanon #canon #pushing the bernard dowd agenda again

[spookbatss]

PREVIEWS FOR TIMS NEW ROBIN RUN OH MY GODDD

#THEYRE SO CUTE #bernard’s stupid fucking outfit i love him #he dresses like a freak (affectionate) #ALSO CONSPIRACY THEORIST BERNARD IS BACK #and tim has a scar from batman 125 omg #i’m so excited i can’t do this #batman #robin #dc comics #tim drake #dc #bernard dowd #batfam #red robin #timbernard #timbern

[nibordereht]

Bernard: What if Batman is actually a parent who lost all his children and created new ones from experiments with different birds and that's why we have so many Robins? Tim: But robin is the only bird, Bernie. Bernard: …So just robins and bats. Oh my goodness, you see, don't you, Timmy? Tim: I think you might be right this time, honey Jason: Where the fuck did he get this? Dick: Let him be happy, Jay

#i love timmy playing along with bernie's theories #tim drake #bernard dowd #conspiracy theorist bernard dowd #timbern #incorrect quotes #incorrect timbern #dick grayson #jason todd #robin #batman #red robin #nightwing #red hood

[gbirrd]

I just think dc didn't address Bernard's history with the chaos pain cult enough.

#bernard dowd #fanart #dc comics #dc fanart #justice for bernard dowd !!! #my conspiracy theorist boy

[discocandles]

Jason Todd, but he's not around the batfamily very often, bc i can.

It's not unusual for Jason to just kind of be gone for anything bat-esque for a while. Sure he'll still be in Gotham doing some crime fighting, but just not make many appearances in Wayne Manor/the Batcave.

And it's not out of sheer spite, surprisingly enough. its bc after being a crime lord then quitting to be an anti-hero, he came to the realization that being Red Hood couldn't be the only thing he was using his life for. he would end up like Bruce, only using a civilian identity when he absolutely had to. But Jason Todd was legally dead, so he wouldn't ever have to be a civilian, but at the cost of losing himself to a vigilante identity. I don't believe Jason would want to take that risk.

So he makes a fake identity so he can live in a (shaky) routine as a civilian. He still goes by Jason, given its a common enough name. but he changes his last name to Devoss, as it has the same meaning as todd but is of Dutch decent rather than english, bc I'm the kind of nerd that still wants names to mean the same thing even it's not the point whatsoever, so Jason is too. Plus its better than most of the name changes DC has done.

Anyway. Jason's "routine". The only reason it could be considered a routine is bc he typically goes to the same places. he drops by the same coffee shop at least three times a week, frequents the same gym, and visits the library about once a week. he's in the bare minnimum of consistency & sticks to it.

Despite being given enough money from Bruce to count as a solid income, Jason still lives in walking distance of Crime Alley. the landlords there don't care who you are so long as you pay rent, bc who wants to live near Crime Alley? barely anyone. Later he gets a job, which actually cements his routine. he works as a chef in a chain restaurant, and he's so good at it, it's like hes being petty about it.

Actually, being petty is the most common thread most of the people who know Jason Devoss as an aquaintance have. He's petty about entitled customers who start screaming in at his regular coffee stop, if someone he tends to work out with has a cheating partner and the assholeperson has a hole in thier can of mace and their knife is suddenly dull(neccessities in Gotham), Jason has no clue how someone could manage that. Absolutely none.

Ok, back to Jason getting a job. So like I said earlier, Jason gets a job as a line cook, bc they really dont keep people from the job unless you're actively supposed to be in Arkham(exemptions can be made for blackgate). Which is why having a civilian identity is helpful, bc being both legally dead and spending some time as a mob boss probably wouldn't jive with any hiring manager ever. But he's able to make himself a normal part of the scenery, and makes the most effective closing shift, totally not be he has patrol that he's already late for. He begins to have to switch between taking orders and making food.

And this is how he ends up meeting Bernard, bc they have to work together to figure out what Tim would want. Jason realizes that this isn't some other kid named Tim he thinks "oh this is going to be rich." bc no one in the family has been to his work so far since he started working in the front of house, and he hasn't mentioned it to them.

So Tim walks in, and sees his bf, then he sees Jason, who just says "Oh, you must be Bernard's boyfriend. Nice to meet you." Smiling like he's never done anything remotely wrong in his whole life. Now Tim is questioning everything and can only repond with something akin to "Mhmm yup. Nice to meet you too." & is on edge for the rest of the date, bc his brother is being paid to watch his date, and will interrupt them for refills or other nonsense when he was beginning to forget Jason was there.

Bonus points if it's before Tim introduces Bernard to the family.

The batfamily knows where he is, and he knows they know. No one who has met Batman once can have him be unaware of their whole family tree, of course he knows where his son is. Jason will sometimes get visits, most often from Duke, be despite the fact that Crime Alley is mostly terrible, the sunset view is pretty dang good.

Duke will just be sitting on his couch when he gets home, like "you wanted to talk?" to which he and Jason will simply chat. and jason will often give critiques to Duke's technique.

The other common visitor is steph, but that's most ofting in the form of her ding dong ditching him,

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#petty Jason is something that can be so personal #I almost want to make a fanfic of Jason being the first to meet Bernard after he starts dating Tim #and lording it over tim until he introduces Bernard to the rest of the family #but as I've said at one point I barely know anything about Bernard's character other than kinda sassy conspiracy theorist so idk #jason todd #batfam #let Jason care about his mental health a little please #tim drake #bernard dowd #timber #Tims contemplating how bad it would be if he killed someone who's already legally dead #meanwhile Bernard is just like wow this guy really goes above and beyond with customer service. I should remember to tip him well for it #duke thomas #I was tempted to say Jason pranks Duke during his patrols and that's why Duke lowkey breaks into his apartment #but I think Duke would just show up bc he can #stephanie brown #Steph really brings the get the F off my lawn out of Jason #Bruce would show up but he thinks Jason doesn't want to talk to him so he stays away #bc of course he's gonna be awkward about this it's Jason