#cracking open a boy with the cold ones

[mugwot]

someone

#act 5 my beloved my beloathed #at this point in the game i think my brain was a bit fried cos i legit forgot how stories happen and was like yep this is how i die #made it so i straight up exploded afterwards lol just inconsolable #mal du pays #is me when i fucking gets you #cracking open a boy with the cold ones #oh to have your head grabbed in a vice grip by your inner demons <3 #isat spoilers #like kinda big ones #isat siffrin #isat mal du pays #in stars and time #some pose practice kinda got away from me #turns out if you change up how you sketch it can make you a bit looser with it which was nice c: #in this case i sketched with light colour on a dark background #my art

[radiocr0w]

Thought I'd make a Skullgirls monster AU with the lab 8 trio for funsies

Peacock is basically an Eldritch hybrid

Hive is a moth girl

And Leduc is a vampire cuz yes

#radiocrow #art #coolbeans #digital art #digital illustration #ibs paint x #fanart #shitpost #skullgirls peacock #Skullgirls Leduc #Skullgirls hive #HIVE MENTIONED?! #Skullgirls au #Vampire #Aw yiss Eldritch horrors beyond my comprehension #GIVE LAMP #Cracking open a boy with the cold ones

[leifandthorn]

I know Leif & Thorn has been focused on the Magical Thorn AU lately, but don't worry, I'm still going to draw the others. Won't even make you wait until October for more Vampire (Hunter) Thorn.

#Leif & Thorn #vampires #thirsty vampires #cracking open a boy with the cold ones #Thorn Estragon #L&T Leif #art

[weaseltube]

#kyuushi #cracking open a boy with the cold ones #something something draluc drinks cherryboys

[curlyburp]

Vampire Weekend is almost over, y’all!  Hope y’all enjoy my mediocre photoshop skills.  Anyway, join Black Bettie Cosplays amazing event to support BIPOC in fantasy roles and battle sickle cell disease!  Donations offer raffle tickets and physical rewards (stickers et al) at higher tiers!

#bipocvampday #Bipoc #vampire weekend #Vampires #Vampire fashion #vampcore #latine #blackgirlmagic #indigenous #asian #southeast asian #The global majority #Dark fantasy #cracking open a boy with the cold ones #Sickle cell #sickle cell disease

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"And soda; runs off into the street..." "...and soda... is totally okay!"

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #cw blood #something something cracking open a boy w the cold ones #IF THERE ARE ANY MISTAKES I MISSED I SWWWEAR TO JEBEDIAH. IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA DIE IT NEEDS TO BE DONE #ALSO RRRAAAHAHHHGHGH CAN I JUST TAKEA SECOND TO SCREEAAMM ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE SODA AND EMIZEL.. LIKE THERYE SO CUTE.... #THEY ARE HOMIES THAT KISS EACHOTHR GOODNIGHT. THEY CARE SO MUCH FOR EACHOTHER. SODA LOVES SODA AND SODA LOVES YOU #do u guys remember how willing he was to share blood w his vampire bestie. like cmon. remember when emizel memorized sodas Soda Schedule. #LIKE CMON.... they just have eachothers backs so much. ouhhh my god... ANYWAY SO THE ART HUH. I FEEL LIKE I SCRAMBLED W IT FOR A WHILE #DRAWIN IS HARD..... i think i did well in the end tho.. i like the lil heart beat effects. and i hope i made soda look Suffieciently Scared #i ALSO had fun w the teeth. i however did not have fun w the walls. if i had more drugs i mightve done every brick in more detail #but i didnt WANNA!!!! this will suffice.I HOPE IT FLOWS WELL&THAT ITS CLEAR... IVE STARED AT IT SO LONG IT IS NOW VISUAL SOUP. HELP!!! #i want my comics to have more Pauses and Space and Thought and Momence. i feel like normally they go so fast. but THIS time #i think i did good.... huuoouhhhh.... comics are HARD art is HARD but i am HARDER. or something. OH YEAH I HAVE MORE ART THINGS #soda was RLY HARD FOR ME TO DRAW FOR A MINUTE..but i like where his design is now. i wanted his hair to be curly swirly.like soda fizz #i THINK thats all my thoughts for now. if u have thoughts u should spill them in the tags i looooove reading tttaaggsss #have a goodnight i gotta go to work soon. maybe. unless the casinos power goes out AGAIN. OR SEOMTHING... UUGHHH MY SCHEDULE IS IN SHAMBLES #I THOUGHT I WAS WORKIN 3 DAYS INA ROW SO I RENTED A WHOLE DAMN HOTEL BC THE JOB PLACE IS FAR AWAY.. I HAD TO CANCEL THE WHOLE RESERVATOn #annd im MMMMAD ABOUT IT!!! like ill get over it ofc BUT IM PEEVED!!!! IM INCONVIENIENCED AND GENTLY AGGRIVATED. BUT OVERALL FINE. #hope yalls weekend goes well. sleep well. if u get the chance to.

[weepylucifer]

I think the funniest "disco elysium the apolitical video game" take i've seen so far has to be "the point of disco elysium is that having an ideology (any) is bad for you and gives you mental illnesses, what you need to do instead is have Community with your neighbors, but in a way where no politics are involved"

#posts by me #okay to be fair the comment said ideology EXACERBATES your mental illnesses #still... hdfbcnksdhfdn #''disco elysium is about community'' is true in many ways. but i feel like it can turn into this declawed sanded off #''the point is to just crack open a cold one with the boys'' type message #i really don't feel like de told me that the point of it all is to just crack open a cold one with the boys #''community'' is a concept in and of itself that can't be completely divorced from ideology! ever!

[fuckmeyer]

girl please, Charlie Swan is Team Werewolf and you know it

#it's like Bella has no conception of the socioeconomic symbolism attached to these monsters!! #girl why on earth would the middleclass police chief of a tiny rural town in Washington #choose the wealthy murderous parasites????? #OK besties as i'm typing that out i see why charlie might side with the wealthy murderous parasites #yes he IS an american cop so siding with the parasites does make sense #but think of all the paperwork he would have to do when the cullens kill someone! i mean. come on. #also it aint like cullen out there paying off the pigs so really what is Charlie getting out of this relationship #it's no bribes all paperwork? i don't care how American this cop is he is Anti Vamp and that's that on that #WEREWOLVES on the other hand......... besties let's review the cold fax ok #they're a blue collar blue jeans blue skies all day baby kinda monster. crack open a cold one with the boys kinda monster. #pull over on the road to lend you some spark plugs kinda monster. bring a dairy-based dip to the charity softball game kinda monster #big plus: they're on the DL. neat & tidy cover story. no killing. protect & serve yeah baby. no parasites here my boys WORK for a living #the boys are 0% paperwork (no killing) and 100% bribes (dairy-based dips) #Charlie's deffo Team Werewolf at best and turning a blind eye at worst #as far as this man's concerned the werewolves are the Olympic Natl Park rangers' problem #bear who???? don't know em #twilight #twilight renaissance #bella swan #the twilight saga #jacob black #charlie swan #eclipse read

[existennialmemes]

One Milkshake to Bring The Boys, One Cold One to Bind Them, and One Song to Call Them All, Then Back In Town We'll Find Them

#shitpost #shitposting #my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard #cracking open a cold one with the boys #the boys are back in town #incorrect quotes #lotr #lotr memes

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Mmmm...jugo de oruga (Caterpillar's juice)

#drink it while its fresh! #crack open a boy with the cold ones #rambles from the bog #yassified howdy <3 #okay. Cursed thought #what if post-chrysalis howdy sells the leftover Soup in his shop a la gamergirl bath water

[demonogeny]

Sekto in his Oktigi Host Storage Unit

I drew this after i got an ask about where Sekto would store the Olden Steef and his backup hosts. This is based on a comment Lorne made about Oktigis storing their hosts in cryo chambers when going into Yakuza-like meetings at the blood bathouses. I imagine Sekto, like other wealthy Oktigis, having his own cryogenic chambers for storing hosts in a similar way rich people have those fancy big closets. I imagine these storage units being a bit diverse, it's basically just more furniture to them. Some of these units could be singular pods, some may span a whole room, some may not be cryogenic and instead opt for suspension. The usage I imagine consists of the Oktigi entering the open chamber and leaving the host in there undressed and in a dazed state, then removing themselves from the host with the help of the unit's mechanism such as simply hoping onto a waiting platform, the chamber would then close and begin a temperature descent util it reaches the cryogenic effect without killing and while monitoring vitals and helping mantain functions, it would probably need to be adjusted per species or selected from a set catalogue.

#sekto #mr sekto #oktigi #oddworld #oddtumblr #oddworld fanart #strangers wrath #stranger's wrath #steef #olden steef #Demonogeny art #cracking a cold one open with the boys

[elliottnotyet]

Adding words to my art Part 2

Stickers on my etsy

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Image 1: an open can of Sardines with the words "Being a cold one cracking open with the boys."

Image 2: the words "Excuse you I'm a Fucking Lady" with a ladybug partially obscuring the word "fucking."

Image 3: a nudibranch with nonbinary pride colors and the words "Gender? Seems fake but okay."

Image 4: a variety of trash receptacles in front of a garbage truck with the words "all bodies are beautiful."

Image 5: a pigeon in its nest built in bird spikes with the words "Thanks. Mine now."

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#sardines #cracking open a cold one with the boys #being a cold one cracking open with the boys #lady #ladybug #excuse you #nonbinary #nudibranch #body positivity #sort of #its trash #reclamation pigeon #bird #hostile architecture #stickers

[reniadeb]

🐎@reniadeb🐎

#cracking open a cold one with the boys #horse #beer #meme #funny #memes #relatable #twitter #comedy #yesterdays print

[tuesdaytothursday]

the Ides of March is all about cracking open a bold one with the boys

#ides of march #cracking open a cold one with the boys #part of the queue

[greenboyofjupter]

Me and Sun bitching about customers and other employees over a nice cold fizzyfaz

#help wanted 2 #fnaf sun #its like cracking open a cold one with the boys BUT with extra sugar

[deadpanwalking]

deadpan your tags on that depression post… you are always so perceptive and wise and eloquent in general, i delight in reading any long string of tags you write, but that one in particular hit so hard and so good. literally screenshotted it to use as reminder when i’m feeling That Depressive Way. thank you for sharing your thoughts I always gain something from them, trivial or serious.

To be honest, the wording of that post rubbed me the wrong way, so I'm glad the tags worked for you—I'm a big fan of humanist psychology, which is predicated on the idea that nobody actually wants to be in pain. When we keep making the same mistakes, it's not out of a desire to be trapped in a Freudian masochism loop, but out of a simple animal desire to do it again and again until we get it right. I know I always paraphrase this thing my old SLP once said, but it's true: if any of us were lazy, we'd be having fun.

Physical self-harm—cutting, drinking, substance abuse, even suicide—feels right because it brings relief; if they didn't serve us, nobody would keep doing them; avoidance also serves us—a therapist in my last outpatient program explained the neuroscience behind why it feels great to cancel plans: the wash of relief you feel when you don't have to put on pants is partially due to neurotransmitters that help you relax after getting anxious; when you cancel plans too often, the neurochemical reinforcement tricks your brain into perceiving any social situation as a threat, in turn, that lowers your threshold for handling bad stress and good stress (aka eustress, which you get from challenging yourself), until even the thought of cracking a cold one with the boys feels like too much.

Fortunately, you can bounce back by going outside and committing to low-stakes high-reward interactions that remind your brain how cracking a cold one with the boys can be more fun than cracking six warm ones in your gross bedroom. And this will work even if you spent the past few years wrapped in a cocoon of your own wings; if the avoidant behavior death spiral were completely irreversible, I'd literally be answering this ask from an underground cave while shirking my administrative duties as Governor of the Mole People.

#if i sound blithe rest assured that no matter what i say my mental illness is characterized by a lack of insight into my own depression #if the past is anything by which to judge there are better than even odds that my next episode will land me in the hospital for some time #during this time i won't be able to access anything i told you in a meaningful way. it will sound like gobbledygook & i'll repudiate it #but like 2 months after i get discharged i'll finally work up the nerve to go to a salon and get the matted clump cut out of my hair #and maybe 1 month after that i'll let myself be coaxed on stupid shitty walks to the wretched park to look at the birds #and at the end of all my exploring i will arrive at the place where the boys are chilling and crack open a cold one for the first time #this is a threat btw #anonymous #assbox