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arctic-hands · 11 months
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I'm massively craving pork rinds of all things and the smoke is keeping me from walking to the store to get some
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s0fter-sin · 18 days
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vampire bats share mouthfuls of blood to other bats they’re close to if they weren’t able to feed and now i need old vampire!ghost sharing a bloody kiss with fledgling!soap, giving him mouthfuls of blood bc his fresh fangs are too sensitive to bite with
it’s been so long since he was turned that ghost’s forgotten the deep ache that comes with growing fangs and he almost worries when johnny goes to bite into the meal he’s brought him only to whimper and pull back; only the slightest pinpricks of a bite left in the man’s neck, barely enough to bring blood to the surface
it’s only when johnny whines and massages at his gums that ghost realises his oversight; crooning at his sweet mate in reassurance. he’s not upset that he couldn’t feed, at the unintentional rejection of his offering. he’ll make the pain stop
ghost pulls the man to his mouth and sinks in his fangs, sucking in a heavy mouthful and drops the now paralysed prey back to his feet; his throat steadily gushing with blood and spilling over his body
he cups johnny’s face, looking into his eyes, teary with pain and hunger, and purses his lips to carefully drip the blood into his mouth. the pain immediately vanishes from his eyes, replaced with pure bliss as he opens his mouth wide; curling his tongue to catch every drop. ghost presses his mouth to his in a hungry, blood-filled kiss; tongues twining together as they share the taste
johnny sucks the last of it from his lips and ghost guides him down to lap at the prey’s neck; licking up the blood he was too weak to draw himself. he’s ravenous with it, his whole face covered in red as he licks up the spill and suckles at ghost’s bite
ghost’s filled with an overwhelming pride at having provided for his mate in an even deeper way than just hunting for him. he spilled the blood johnny’s drinking; fed him in the most intimate way their kind knows and he’ll do it a hundred times over for his love
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howicked · 11 months
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pat: very good, cap! 😊 cap: *malfunctions* 🥰
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plifpliff · 6 months
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"A new tale told through frankly unconventional and doubtful means" - Ikora
"Be sure to suspend your disbelief, guardian" -Eris
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" -Immaru
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For the Fotl event hosted by @d2artevents !
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princessskye09 · 1 year
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i'd be less grumpy in the mornings if i could start my day by choking on someone's cock
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barbequebarf · 18 days
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every few months i get a little crayzay about the russian five. and. this past addictive streak has been since jan, yet i dont have much to show fer it...
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brownfrogs · 3 months
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1 hour challenge full vers
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Kinito variations????
So,, I was thinking about Kinito (as usual) and I rememberd that axolotls can have different colorations!
So I drew these!
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These were really fun to draw, so if you know of other axolotl colorations please reblog this post with the name(s) of said coloration(s)! Thank you :)
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 7 months
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it might be because I'm aroace and can't help but project on my favorite little pookie bears 24/7 but like....
not platonic kunidazai, just like, they're dating but they don't have sex, they don't want sex, it's not something that comes up cause they just mutually have their reasons to not want/need it.
and that's not to say they're never intimate with one another, it's just that their intimacy is different. to them, intimacy is taking naps in each others arms, no bandage's, just a blanket and each other's embrace. intimacy is Kunikida washing Dazai's hair while they sit tangled up on the floor of the tub. intimacy is kissing each other so so softly, over scars and marks and phantom pains, over bad memories and pleasant reminders. Intimacy is sharing a cup of coffee in the office. intimacy is mending each other's wounds. intimacy is skin on skin, trusting one another not to hurt, not to take, not to use. Intimacy is talking long into the night, close enough to hear the faintest of whispers, talking about life, their pasts, their fears, their aspirations.
it's all intimacy to them, they don't need sex. one doesn't need it and one doesn't want it ever again, and that's fine, they find their own ways to share that vulnerable space both crave to fill.
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orcelito · 2 days
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Super sexy me is so sexy I accidentally set off the fire alarm while baking pie shells for my pumpkin pie. And now I don't know if I should've even baked them in the first place. But well. Too late now 👍
#speculation nation#i am not a fucking baker so something always goes wrong when i make these pies 😭😭😭#but i am craving my grandma's pumpkin pies... i gotta bake them myself if i want them rn...#see the thing is ive previously bought pre-baked like. graham crusts#but i was like 'that crust sucks lets get a different thing'#so i got tbis dough shit that i put into pans. the box said to bake it. and so i was like ok cool#then as they were in the oven i looked at the pumpkin pie recipe for starting the filling#and then saw that it says 'unbaked shells' and so 😥😥😥😥#but too late now and it worked fine with the graham. and well. the filling is what i care about the most.#the crusts are just an excuse for having pie filling.#anyways i did set off the alarm. i think it's bc the oven was on so hot#the box says 450 which is hotter than i ever usually do. the pies themselves ask for 350#so well i turned the oven off and i have the microwave fan running#which oh yeah the fucking handle to my microwave fucking broke. it fucking broke.#i think i'll duct tape it or smth lol. microwave itself works fine still. and i dont want people in my apartment.#it's just the bottom part but it sure did just. splinter off. that shit is Broke broke.#and i scared the shit outta my cats And me with that damned alarm. and now i am just waiting.#calming down some. chilling the crusts. soon i will resume making the pie filling.#it's not like it even takes much time i am just. Nervous now.#i wanna let the oven cool off more b4 i have it going for like 45 mins lol#the crusts are kinda ugly. one of them is inflated on the bottom. these pies r going to be disasters.#so long as they still taste good......thats what i care about the most...#maybe my crusts will end up nuclear... if that happens tho ill just eat the filling out of the crust... its fine... ill be fine...#😭😭😭😭😭😭 why is everything so hard
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arctic-hands · 10 months
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Things I am craving while in the throws off food poisoning and also on my period:
Nacho cheese
Things I should absolutely not eat while in the throws of food poisoning, while on my period, and oh yeah I'm lactose intolerant
Nacho cheese
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Hi I was wondering if you could do one of the girls with period cramps?
As a result of the poll, I give you this! These two honestly make me feel so freaking single🥲👍
!emeto warning!
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Keiko was honestly both in awe of and terrified of his girlfriend’s appetite. Especially when she was on her period.
In one sitting, he’d watched her polish off a whole bag of garlicy Naan bread, a whole container of extra spicy Chicken Tiki Masala, three vegetarian samosas, and a container of white rice. And now, she was eating chocolate ice-cream straight out of the tub.
Amberlynn tended to have a big appetite whenever she was on her period, but this was a whole new freaking level.
“Baby, you’ll make yourself sick,” he said, finally speaking up about how much she was eating.
She looked at him, the spoon halfway to her mouth. Then she lowered the spoon, pouted in an annoyed way, and said, “I’m fine.”
Keiko frowned, but said nothing else as she continued to eat the ice-cream. That was, until a hiccup suddenly snuck up on her.
“Maybe you should stop now?” he suggested. “That hiccup could be a warning sign.”
She rolled her eyes. “Oh, yeah. Or it could just be a regular hiccup. That’s always a possibility, doc.”
With a sigh, Keiko shrugged and got up from the couch. “Okay. Well, I’m gonna shower now.” He walked behind the couch and behind Amberlynn, only to bend forward enough to look at her upside-down. “Love you, Am,” he said.
Her face morphed into a smile that she couldn’t help. “Love you, Kei.”
Keiko kissed her while upside-down, and then left to go shower.
He showered for quite a bit. The warm water was just pleasant, and after eating, he was feeling just a bit lazy and content with taking his time.
When he got out of the shower and came back out to the living room, now in pajama pants and shirtless, the coffee table had been cleaned up, the food (and ice-cream) was gone, and Amberlynn was completely passed out on the couch, one hand on her stomach. Keiko smiled at how cute she was: her mouth slightly parted as she snored quietly, and her slightly-bloated belly peeking out from under her shirt.
He went over to her, crouching down and smoothing hair away from her face. “Am,” he whispered. “C’mon, baby. Let’s go to bed.”
She groaned, and Keiko moved and planted a soft kiss on the part of her belly peeking out, making her giggle because she got ticklish there.
“Get to the room, baby, I’ll be right over.” He stood up, honestly expecting his girlfriend to actually listen to him.
He turned off the lights in the kitchen, entryway, and he closed all of his curtains. When he came back to the living room, Amberlynn was sitting up, but she was hunched over and hugging her stomach with a sour look on her face.
“What’s wrong, Am?” Keiko asked, turning off the living room light and the TV as well.
Amberlynn swallowed. “I feel weird,” she admitted, her bottom lip slightly jutting out in the way it did when she pouted. “Periods fucking suck.”
Keiko couldn’t help but chuckle at the bitter words, crouching down in front of his girlfriend and cupping her face in his hands, kissing her pout. “Is your tummy hurting?”
She raised a brow, sarcastically. “Noooo. Between being infected with God’s incredibly sexist red-plague and eating my weight in spicy Indian food and ice-cream, my stomach feels absolutely freaking peachy.” At least she was willing to admit that she went a bit overboard.
Keiko laughed and kissed her again. “Okay, baby, I get it. Let’s go, and I’ll rub your belly. Do you need meds? Or the heating pad? Or just some water?”
“Maybe just the heating pad.”
Keiko nodded. “Okay. Go to the bedroom, and I’ll heat the pad up.”
Once again, Keiko left her and went to heat up the heating pad. It took a few minutes to find it, and another few to heat it up. He also grabbed her some water anyway. By the time he was done, Amberlynn had left the couch.
Keiko found her under the covers, staring up at the ceiling with a weird look.
“You okay?” he asked, shutting the door.
She shrugged. “I just really want that heating pad.”
Keiko smiled handing it to her. She thanked him, taking it and pushing down the covers so she could put it on her belly under her shirt, and then she pulled the covers up again.
After putting the water on the bedside table, Keiko went around the bed and also got in, immediately putting a hand under his girlfriend’s shirt and rubbing her tummy over the heating pad.
Amberlynn let out a content sigh, scooting closer to him and touching her forehead to his. “Thanks, Kei,” she whispered.
Keiko kissed her cheek in response.
Despite being the one to suggest going to bed, Keiko wasn’t really all that tired. He smiled as he just stared at his girlfriend, admiring every inch of her face as she drifted back off again.
He found himself continuing to rub her belly for another ten minutes or so before her eyes opened again and she once again had that sour look on her face, but she now also had a whiter parlor to go with it. “Kei,” she said, looking at him with a hint of panic in her eyes.
He frowned. “What’s wrong?”
She swallowed and hesitated for a moment before saying. “Help me— help me get up, baby. Now.”
She swallowed again and Keiko sat up in a rush, grabbing her shoulders and pulling her up into a sitting position. She doubled over, heaving over the sheets, and Keiko nearly tumbled to the ground as he leapt off the bed in a rush to get the bin in the corner of the room. He grabbed it, and sprinted back to Amber’s side of the bed, placing it in front of her in time to catch a thick stream of brown vomit that smelled sweet like chocolate. Amberlynn gagged, and more puke came up. The streams came up so heavily that Amberlynn began trembling from the force. What’s worse is that she felt blood rush into her pad with some of the violent heaves.
When the Indian food came back up, that was the worst of it. For some reason, spicy food was more intense and throat-burning when it was coming back up.
Some grains of rice got caught in her throat, and she choked, coughing so hard that she teared up a bit and Keiko thumped on her back while saying soothing words.
Another thick stream cleared up the rice in her throat, but it still burned horribly, and she could even feel some of that burning in the back of her nose, which was uncomfortable as hell.
Her stomach squeezed painfully. Gradually, the streams of vomit became smaller. Before long, there was nothing else coming up but sick, painful burps that Amberlynn didn’t bother muffling.
She wined, sniffing even through she wasn’t actively crying. “Craaaap,” she moaned, pushing the bin towards Keiko’s hands. “I-I need to go to the bathroom.”
Keiko took the bin and nodded, kissing her forehead. “Okay then, baby. I’ll get the meds. You clearly need them.”
She pouted. “Won’t stay down, Kei.”
He shrugged. “It’s fine if they don’t, but try anyway.”
He got up and Amberlynn dizzily got on her feet. When Keiko saw that she was steady enough, he left the room to dump the vomit in the bin into the kitchen sink.
When he got back to the room with a clean bin and the meds in hand, he expected Amberlynn to be back in bed, but instead he saw that the bathroom door was closed and he heard the shower running.
He left two little pills on the bedside table by the water, and he set the bucket down by Amberlynn’s side of the bed. Then he climbed back onto the bed, sitting back against the headboard and scrolling on his phone.
Amberlynn didn’t take long in the bathroom. When she came out, some of her color had come back and her damp curls were in a long braid.
“Better?” he asked, smiling as she flopped onto the bed next to him.
“Mmm-hm,” she hummed, scooting over and shifting to place her head on his lap. “Feeling fresh feels good.”
He lightly scratched her scalp. “Your stomach?”
“Crampy, but better.”
“I brought the meds. They’re right—”
“Too late,” she interrupted, pressing her face to his thigh. “I’m sleeping.”
“Am—”
“Sleeping!”
Keiko rolled his eyes, smiling. “Fine. Sleep. But the second your stomach hurts again, you’re taking those meds.”
She looked up at him out of the corner of her eye. “You love me.”
He chuckled, bending over to plant a kiss on her temple. “Hell yeah, I do. Now, I thought you were ‘sleeping’.”
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aleksanderscult · 5 months
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my favorite interpretation of him is as a man who WANTS that companionship and love but. He’s been burned so many times before, falling in love with people he outlived due to war and his slower aging. So he can’t allow himself to be hurt like that again. Deep inside his little black heart he would love to be equals with Alina but unfortunately years of trauma and pain have left him entirely unable to exist in a relationship that doesn’t have a power imbalance in his favor. He doesn’t know how to let go of his want for power even in his relationships anymore. And now that he needs Alina for his Grand Schemes, well he definitely can’t fall in love with her without potentially fucking up his plan, right? He needs her to do many very specific things and he can’t be blinded by Real Emotion that might make him change his mind so instead he keeps her at arms length while making her THINK her feelings are requited and he pulls her strings to get her to do what he needs so that his centuries of living will have paid off. And deep deep down the man he used to be yearns to have built something real with her, to have companionship who won’t die in the blink of an eye, someone who understands this Otherness he experiences, an equal. If only the man he’d become could stand to let go of the reins in any relationship for more than like. Thirty seconds. Lol
⚠️TW!: sexual abuse and sexual assault! mentioned at some point⚠️
Yup. You get it, anon!
My favorite interpretation of him is as a man who WANTS that companionship and love but he’s been burned so many times before, falling in love with people he outlived due to war and his slower aging. So he can’t allow himself to be hurt like that again.
I completely agree to all of this!
What antis seem unable to understand is that the Darkling is human most of all. Not a villain, not a hero, not a Grisha but a human being with human emotions and needs. In fact, I find him the most human character in the Grisha trilogy. We all want love and companionship. None of us likes the feeling of loneliness (it's one thing to want to be alone and another to be lonely) and the Darkling is no different in this aspect. He wants to love and be loved. He wants someone to keep him company forever, to not abandon him because of betrayal, death, age or mortality. He doesn't want to be alone. For centuries he suffered from it and was desperate to find someone to fill this void. Alina was this person. She ticked (most of) the boxes for him.
(just a small pause to say that we can also see evidence of his desire to feel and live human things in RoW:
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(He might considered otkazat'sya beneath him, but the feeling of humanity was something surprisingly pleasant for him. And he seeked Alina out to feel this way again. Even though he denied it:)
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(A part of him wanted something simple. Peace and calm and a girl that loved him and he loved her at his side.)
If I could describe the Darkling's need for someone to join him and be with him, for Alina to come to him and love him, I would use this passage from the book "City of Heavenly Fire":
“Imagine if you were the last Shadowhunter left on earth (in this case let's use the term "the last Grisha of your kind"), imagine if all your family and friends were dead, imagine if there were no one left who even believed in what you were. Imagine if you were on the earth in a billion, billion years, after the sun had scorched away all the life, and you were crying out from inside yourself for just one single living creature to still draw breath alongside you, but there was nothing, only rivers of fire and ashes. Imagine being that lonely. And then imagine there was only one way to fix it. Then imagine what you would do to make that thing happen.”
THIS is how I imagine the Darkling's desperation to gain Alina. His last hope for love and companionship.
He has been hurt hundreds of times in the past. The lovers he had, the people he fell in love were dying in front of his eyes from their mortality. Others couldn't understand his powers, couldn't fathom him as a person (because I bet almost all, if not all, his lovers were otkazat'sya). So at some point, he just gave up. Gave up on love and stopped having relationships. He wouldn't be hurt again, he wouldn't allow it.
Deep inside his little black heart he would love to be equals with Alina but unfortunately years of trauma and pain have left him entirely unable to exist in a relationship that doesn’t have a power imbalance in his favor. He doesn’t know how to let go of his want for power even in his relationships anymore.
"his little black heart" that sounded so cute 🥺🫶😭
And, yes, I agree that deep inside (veeery deeply though) he wanted to be equals with Alina because on one hand it seemed right to him, logically and strategically (she had the power of light, he had the power of darkness. They were both immortal and she had a strong spirit). But years had already passed where he had the control in all things. Okay, not all. He couldn't stop Kings and Queens from making stupid or unspeakable things (and yes I'm alluding Genya's sexual assault from the King here). But he had a habit that he couldn't break. "Old habits die hard" fits here. He couldn't put aside his need for domination and just say "Yeah sure do whatever you want in this relationship, Alina! Peace and love!🥰✌️". No, he would still want to have the upper hand in their relationship and their rule.
And now that he needs Alina for his Grand Schemes, well he definitely can’t fall in love with her without potentially fucking up his plan, right? He needs her to do many very specific things and he can’t be blinded by Real Emotion that might make him change his mind so instead he keeps her at arms length while making her THINK her feelings are requited and he pulls her strings to get her to do what he needs so that his centuries of living will have paid off.
Yup. He didn't want to fall in love with her. Just to manipulate her. But the problem is that we don't choose when to fall in love and who. It just happens. And that fucked him up emotionally.
1) Because he hadn't felt that emotion in years.
2) Because it wasn't part of his plans, just like you said.
He literally panicked and didn't know what to do and he certainly didn't know how to express it in a healthy manner.
Alina's constant rejection and rebellion against him (+ her love for Mal and her choosing only him) made him go feral and do impulsive things. Made him fuck up his well-thought-out plans. So, in the end, he really is a person that sometimes let his emotions rule his mind unwillingly.
About him making her think that her emotions are requited, it's a complicated matter. In R&R he confirmed that he seduced her (if you call that seduction) as part of his manipulation.
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But I think he also played himself back then at S&B. He tried to appease her worries at that time and in S&B it seemed genuine. Honestly, for me, it still does. But, according to him (and Bardugo) he did it to feel more bound to him, more loyal.
BUT! I think that in the meantime he played himself and caught feelings.
Like "He he I'm gonna make her feel good for herself 😈......shit.....now I feel something for her. FUCK!!"
But he would never admit that to Alina. Not in a verbal way anyway. Because when he gave her his name it was a type of love confession (GIVING HER HIS HEART, HELLO??).
I kinda agree that he wanted to make her feel that her feelings were requited but he also must have been like "but let's not tell her that I also caught feelings👀👀".
He wanted to fulfill his plans, yes. But he also fell in love with her in the process and everything went DOWNHILL FOR HIM.
And deep deep down the man he used to be yearns to have built something real with her, to have companionship who won’t die in the blink of an eye, someone who understands this Otherness he experiences, an equal. If only the man he’d become could stand to let go of the reins in any relationship for more than like. Thirty seconds. Lol
Hard agree to all of this too.
Just like I said, he didn't know how to live a life without controlling it and everyone in it.
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yakittydraws · 2 years
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If Kubo won't give me what I want, rolls up my sleeves-- Some "If Kaien lived" au sparing shenanigans! What’s a little bullying among family? Ultimately I think Ichigo would win an all out fight, but he could learn a few lessons along the way!
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robintherobiner · 7 months
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guys what if the reason Tim isn’t aging is because he’s a vampire? we don’t know what happened during his splenectomy! if anyones gonna have access to vampires, its gonna Ra’s al Ghul, lets be honest.
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galaghiel · 6 months
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vampire au snippets
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