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"Talking about your favorite manga with Idia"

Idia Shroud x femOtaku!Yuu

Warning:Not edited. All the manga titles are made up.

Yuu had read too many Isekais to not know how how to navigate Twisted Wonderland. They all said the same thing; friendship and power could overcome anything! So far that's worked everytime.

Which was....great.

Perfect as though it was by design.

Okay, not to sound ungrateful but when Yuu was transported to another world she wanted to have a different kind-of story. This was too Shojo for her taste.

Grim and Deuce had recently made a summoning portal in Ramshackle which allowed Yuu to get stuff from her world. It was a blessing to have her old stuff. Especially, her manga collection.

Twisted Wonderland had its own genres of course like; magicless worlds, epic retellings of the Seven, and Dramas about heroes and princesses. They aren't that different from the ones in Yuu's world but they lack the best genre ever.

Yuu gleefully clutched the new copy of "The Villainess will have her revenge" as she rushed from class to the cafeteria when the bell rang. She finally had time to read it after summoning it this morning.

"I don't know why you hold that thing like a baby when you could be carrying me!" Grim whined as they sprinted down the hall.

Yuu wasn't looking where she was going and ran into Ortho holding a stack of books. A painful experience but a learning one. Like, maybe don't run in the halls.

"Sorry Ortho, I was a bit distracted. Are you okay?" Yuu said blushing from ear to ear.

"I'm fine! I'd be more worried about you. You have a one track mind sometimes. Must be fun though!" Ortho sounded chipper as always but his unintentional insults could grat on nerves.

The two picked out there suff and continued in two different directions after Yuu took a moment for her favorite past time. Spoiling Ortho!

See!

She had a two track mind!

Ortho was just like Hector from "My son will be the male lead but I'm the Villain". It made Yuu want to spoil him more. Too bad that the genre was not sci-fi.

When Yuu finally sat to read she realized that this wasn't her book. It was a book on coding! She must have been too distacted by Ortho's cuteness to notice. Which can only mean HE has it!

Yuu grieved the lost of her precious to the one Otaku she can never beat. Idia Shroud! Idia was a rival of sorts but not in the annoying minor antagonists way though, in a "His power level is too high but one day I will defeat him" way.

That is to say, they are good friends who play games and watch anime together on weekends.

But that didn't mean he can take her manga out from under her!

She was about to charge to his dorm to get it when the bell rang for lunch to end. Yuu sighed and trudged to class seething.

She sent Idia a string of texts in a creepy deep speech font.

"G̴̨̗̞̟̲̘̟̽̾̅̌̏̾̌i̷̱̓̒̾v̷̡̙͖̔͜e̸̛̗̣͚̠̦͕̫͙̱̪̝̳̮̭̊̈̂͛͛͗͐̔̄̈́̂ ̷̪͇̜̣͍̋̌̀̓͐̾͛̐͗̏̀̒̓̚͠i̷̯̺̤̻̭͕̬̟̤̅͋͂̾̉̓͂̚͠t̶͚̜͎͂̑̈͛̽̏͛̈́̄̚̚͜͠ ̵̩̮̗̂b̵̨̨̢̧̨̢̛̛̦̮̻͇̺͇͕̥͗̈́͌̾ä̸̧̙̬̝̣̱̱̺̟̽̏̏̐͋̓͑̀̾͋͐̃̚͝c̸̘̬̮͈͚̫͌̒͗͋̌́͌͂͑̅̂̌̃̈́͘k̴̨̨̛̹̬̥̯̳̰̙͓̫̹̲̃͋̉́͝͝"

ψ N̷̘̲͂͑o̸͔̥̦̪͕̽̽̋̚ ψ

"Č̷͔̤͉͎̋͌͛̈́̀̅̂̀͘u̴̟̗̭̫̩͕͚͗̿͌͂̚r̷̝̰̄͌̀͒̆̋͗̃̓̓̾s̴̹͔̈́̀͠͠e̵͈̪͓̼̋̽͑̂͝ ̶̧̗̻̠̰̜̪̠̟̪̞̰̍̅̄͜ȍ̷̡͔̼̰͋̇̓̾̌͘͜n̴̫̭̪̩͙̩͇̱͚͍͈̋̑̊͋̑̊̽̉ͅ ̶̧͖̭̮̞̤̖̲͍̭̰̙͈̀̍͒̂͛̐̐͘ý̷͓̻̲͈͓̒͗́̄̐͘o̸̡̪͈͓͕̘̜̹͌́͛̿̑͗ų̴̢͔̮̤̫̯̰̹͕̦̳̣̱͆͑̓ͅ ̸̡̨̛͉̣̬̯̒͑̀̿̈́͛̔͝Ş̷̢̬͍͚̯͑̃̈͑̽ḧ̷͍͓̺̻̥́̿̈́r̶̫̩̘͍͍̭̠̝̪̞̜̀̕ͅͅo̸̢̖̬̭̭̞͙̥̊͂́̏̍̾̔̔̎͝ü̵͔̙̖̫̝̓̓̉̽͠ḑ̶̦̱̬̪͕͖̩̪̖̬͇̅͛̅͌̂̊̑͠,̷̗̙̲͙̫̮͎̙̹̉̚ ̴̛̹̥̑̉̉̑c̷̪͓̻̤͎̽̆̆͋͘ơ̶̹̮̗̭̦͖̩̤͙͓̌̃̍̀̔͆́́͒̂̈́̕̕̚u̷̺̻̬̹͐̆̕ŗ̷̛̩͉͖̤̬̟̬͌̐͒̂̂͊̈́̓͑̚͘͝͠ͅͅş̸̦͈̥̲͇̠̫̜̪̻͍̆̀̂͛̆́̄̏̍̋ͅͅe̶̡͈͚͙̤̲̳̬͖̯̪̗͕̤̮̅̔̌̿̊͐͛͋͛͒̔͠ ̷̧̨̺̪̰̺̖̜̱̳͉̜̠̝̔̒͆͐͑̾̈́͗̀̏͑͒̀́̔f̴̨̯̩͓̼͔̻̙̪̞̹̬͔́͒͒͌̈̅̓̔͌͋͜ͅo̶̡̜͖͔͎̭̯̩̹͖̦͖̗̘͑̽̈̋͗̕͜ŗ̷̨̰̥̯͓̠͖͚͙̼̠̠͖͊̀̃̒͘ ̷̺̦̅̄͗͌́͊1̵̧͓̙͍͙̙͚̘͓͋̊̊̃̾͜͜0̶̡̛̰̰̜͇͐̇͆̄́̊̉͊̓̄̈́̕͠0̷̧̨͉̯͓͛́͒̌̊̃͌̊̅̑͘͝͝ͅ0̸̜̜̮̗̲̳͔̪̎̂̔͘͝ͅ ̶̢̢̺̥͔̼̌̈̓̃͂̈́͂́̚ẏ̶̬͎͚̹͙͕̥̯͎͈̻͎̳͒͒͐̍ͅȩ̸̋̔͛͆̽͐̀͝͝͝͝a̵̲̟̰̯̍͗͋̓̀͛͂̐̏̃͒̆̈́͗̍r̵̘͓̰͖͉̫̖͐̄̉̀̾̈́̌̊̒̔s̴̳͕͈̘̰̦̙̝̪̠̩̥̈́͂̊̎͑̕͜"

"ψ S̶t̵o̶p̷ ̷t̴r̷y̶i̵n̷g̶ ̷t̸o̵ ̸c̶u̸r̸s̴e̵ ̵p̴e̴o̴p̵l̴e̸ ψ"

"But I want my book! >:("

"The one Ortho brought to me. Knew it wasn't mine. It's so normie it had to be yours."

"HOW DARE YOU! >:0"

"When classes end your ass is mine blue boy!"

True to her word Yuu burst into Idia's room after class was over.

"Normie?! What part of this is normie?!"

"I said what I said." Idia said holding the book.

He was like this this sometimes. Teasing and troublesome like the other boys but only when it was in his room where he was comfortable and with Yuu who he's comfortable with.

"How do you even know that? You've never read the series before! Abigail Nightingale is the best protagonist!"

"It's a standard world with no magic isn't it?" Idia asked flipping through the pages again.

"Absolutely not! This is a Villainess book! The best genre ever! The trope are way different! Books form your world go on and on about how non magic worlds are different and desolate. It's just another version of post apocalyptic that doesn't want to rely on magic."

"Those are the best though. It's about the struggle to survive and use technology to further life." Idia whined like he always did then his favorites where mocked.

His instrest was peaked however. He had never heard of Villainess manga. He didn't really read shojo anymore, the protagonists were boring and sparkly.

"What is the book about?" Idia asked giving back the book.

Yuu immediately went to grab the rest of her collection. She squealed in excitement as she dragged Idia to sit down next to her as she flipped through the pages of book one. They sat shoulder to shoulder well almost Idia was really tall.

"Well it's about this girl Abigail-thats her there. And this guy Fabian. They are engaged but he betrays and kills her. It's real dramatic as he stabs her the trys to throw her off a cliff!" Yuu said delighted.

"He kills her? Why?" Idia asked distressed. Why would someone do that.

"That the thing he was cheating on her with her little sister Barbara. Abigail would never allow it but her father would if Abigail dissappeared."

"Her own father?"

"Her own father." Yuu said gravely

"It's a conspiracy but she doesn't know that. Fabian tried to fake an assassination on her but she grabbed his arm before she falls and says 'If I should die, so shall you my love. If I shall die I shall haunt you till death takes you.' and she falls alone"

"What?! It ends there?!" Idia yelked panicked.

During their talk Idia managed to pull Yuu into his lap as they read. His head tucked over her shoulder to get a good view of the page. It was cozy.

"Let me get the next book."

Reluctantly, Idia let go mortified when he realized what he was doing. His hair turned a bit pink.

Yuu didn't seem to notice when she returned, she plopped right back onto his lap and got comfortable again.

" In the next book, she survived the fall but at a cost. Her face is disfigured and scarred. So, she plots her revenge. She gets a vision, and it shows her the truth of her world. She is a character in a story. She is the villain, and her sister is the lead."

"That's bullshit. She was sleeping with her fiance." Idia grumbled and mumbled into Yuu's shoulder.

Yuu blushed as she noticed the feeling of Idia's lips near her neck as he talked to himself.

"Yeah, that's the point of the genre. It points out the usually the person made to be the villain is usually right. It points out the unreliable narrators of the "original" story. They can break promises and betray others but they get to be heroes. You're a bad guy for telling them no. Everything bad isn't their fault it's someone else's and they have to pay their price. It's not fair that someone else discides your fate and you have to follow it." Yuu sighed

It was clear it bothered her. Life in this world seemed to pull her towards staying here, just like in her manga. She wanted to rebel against that just because she felt trapped. But is that what she wanted? It confused her.

Idia didn't know the depth of Yuu's inner conflict but he knew her well enough to know when she was upset. He cautiously wrapped an arm around her waist in a sort of hug. It's harder for him to purposely initiate contact but Yuu appreciated it.

Idia marveled at the thought of these books understanding what he believed. Happily ever after is relative. No one can be happy forever and happiness comes at the cost of others. But this series made him believe that change was possible and Yuu made him believe that while happiness is not a constant it could last.

They spent the night laughing, ranting, and gushing over their favorite scenes. Unfortunately, they could binge the whole series so they had to schedule more of their reading sessions.

Yuu reminded a bunch of other series to read when they finished like "The Villainess who loved the Evil Emporor", "My Husband will be King", and "Hands off my son evil woman!"

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specshroom · 3 months

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i just CANT stop thinking abt kissing choso ever since your post abt him…….. like………

just imagine him watching you apply lip gloss or chapstick and he kisses you to try to guess the flavor…………

or him just licking the gloss/chapstick off of your lips…… ohmygod

i’m kicking my feet…

omg wait do you think he likes sucking tongue……

Yes he ABSOLUTELY does. Are u joking?? This man LIVES for the feeling of your tongues rubbing against each other.

I think he would actually feel a little insecure about how much he enjoys it, like he thinks he enjoys it too much. He just doesn't want to be weird and put you off.

His mouth literally waters at the thought of french kissing you and he just doesn't know if that's normal. He's very obvious as well so you notice that he'll avoid looking at you after he caught himself staring at your lips again. You notice how nervous he is (which is easy cus he's quite calm usually) and when you realise why you decide to have some fun with it.

So imagine you or Y/n or whatever decide to show Choso how much you like kissing him. You grab his face and give him a big fat wet kiss, suck on his lip, shove your tongue down his throat then say something like "I love kissing you so much baby." And he's just.... So smitten. Absolutely cooked. Insecurities? Gone.

Imagine trying different flavours of Chapstick to see if he notices or to see which ones he likes more by counting how much he kisses you with each flavour. He figures out what you're doing and purposefully kisses you more when you wear the flavour he likes the most so that you'll wear that one.

Imagine having to tell him to stop licking the Chapstick off your lips cus you have to reapply it all the time and ur spending way more than anyone should on chapstick. And he's like

" :( but it tastes good."

then he gets an actual stomach ache cus he's eating too much Chapstick 💀💀

#through writing ive figured out that i really have a thing for kissing #specifically with this fictional man #like its so versatile. it can be cute or sexy. chaste or nasty. SO MANY OPTIONS #i woule let him kiss me whenever. whereever. however.#we'd be like those annoying cringe teen couples that are waaay to touchy in public.#jjk x reader #choso jjk #choso x reader #choso headcanons #choso kamo

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