#crossposted on twt

[mamoonde]

i really really want more modern cultivation au secret genius wei wuxian who just drops mind-blowing revolutionary theories and innovations anonymously under a stupid ass middle school pen name like yLlingla0zuxX

comical plot twist:

lan qiren has a secret hobby ever since he discovered the joys of Online Cultivation Forums, especially one where he can scout for people with Massive Potential and/or Brilliant Ideas and offer to help them formalize their ideas into actual Papers (or discover Horrible ones and send them better reference materials).

of course, Internet etiquette sanctifies anonymity so lan qiren doesn't press for personal information from the few brilliant minds he meets. he has a good instinct for identifying the younger ones from the tried and true experts, and this yLlingla0zuxX clearly is an esteemed veteran.

his methods may seem scattered, but lan qiren is Most Willing to Invest in the Time to help this esteemed cultivator get the merit and proper consideration his ideas deserve. under the very proper alias: GrandArchivist.

GrandArchivist reaches out to yLlingla0zuxX offering to help him flesh out his innovations so yLlingla0zuxX can get it published and patented as Proper.

yLlingla0zuxX is reluctant at first, but agrees to do it. he shares a gee doc link.

it takes a while, but - between lan qiren's initial bafflement at real-time collaboration and yLlingla0zuxX's erratic and rambling thoughts - they manage to publish it.

offscreen:

GrandArchivist reaches out to his nephew A-Huan how this gee doc works and if he's Sure it's not a bad virus or phishing scam link or anything. he opens the link to see. bulleted paragraphs??? paragraphed bullet points??? either way, the most horrible draft he's ever seen... typing itself???? a-huan, are you certain this yLlingla0zuxX has not hacked my computer?

#mo dao zu shi #mdzs au #crossposted on twt #modern cultivation au #genius wwx #wei wuxian lan qiren friendship #mamoonde fics

[microwaiver]

am34 - super freaky girl

#crossposted on twt #auston matthews #am34 #fancam #my edit

[crimsonrainseekingflower]

#do you like my baby boy my sweet son cuocuo who has every disease #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #cuo cuo #cuocuo #crossposted on twt #my post #image description in alt

[canacaeli]

need someone to call me angel and take care of my books when im away. to feed ducks with at the park and to sit across a table at our favorite restaurant. someone who will drink with me at the end of the world and ask me to run away with them to the stars so when the world does end at least we wont be alone when the lights in the sky blink one last time.

in return ill call them dear boy and let them keep their plants in my bookshop. ill trust them with my life and i will tell him how kind they are even if they doesn't believe they are capable of kindness.

ill be there after they wake up from a hundred year nap. ill shield them with my wings when it rains in eden for the first time. ill compliment them for their ingenuity and creativity. for creating the stars even if most of them arent visible from the earth.

i will choose them and cherish them until the end. they will be my best friend. we will fight and ignore each other for decades. ill hand them the means of their destruction in a tartan water bottle.

ill sit in their car. theyll ask me if i need a ride. anywhere i want to go, just say where, and ill say "you go to fast for me" but ill go with them when they go to the theater anyway. ill wear their face and theyll wear mine and we will understand each other so well that our own people won't realize theyve been decieved.

ill have a bottle of their favorite wine ready at the back for whenever they visit. they'll tempt me with sweets and mock me for not listening to modern music. they wont listen to me when i ask them to drive under the speed limit and when everything is over we'll listen to the nightingales in berkeley square together.

#good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable wives #aziraphale #crowley #crowleyfell #aziracrow #writing #WHY is ineffable divorce a tag #it showed up in my recommendations and im ??? WHO INVITED YOU HERE #no divorce only 6000 years of marriage #crossposted on twt #caeli writes #i guess?? #its berkeley square not berkely i feel like such a dumb dumb

[bumfuzzled-bee]

Mario karting.

#elainaexe #elaina fanart #bumfuzzled art #from yesterdays stream #I’m sickish but I might draw more #crossposted on twt

[mitsutomohaji]

#enstars #ensemble stars #tatsumi kazehaya #kaname tojo #tatsukana #/// #alkaloid #kaname #my art #crossposted on twt

[dietmimo]

Late night scrolling

#dietmimo doodles #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader #kim dokja #yoo jonghyuk #han sooyoung #Crossposted on twt #when you can’t sleep but are octopused between two cuddle bugs #yoohankim #you can’t escape dokja #they have ptsd over a certain squid leaving #ya ain’t getting rid of them that easily #not this time

[cosmicstarlatte]

Legend says that if you chant "Devilmart Lucifer" 3 times, he will appear and knock you out with a coupon book.

━━━━━━━━━━ ✦ ━━━━━━━━━━

Finally got around to drawing Devilmart manager Luci. <333

Uhh this is actually the first time in a long time I drew and colored something so Im actually like...really proud. ajdalkfhakls;

#try his ass and see what happens #anyway about the coupon thing ID LET HIM #obey me lucifer #obey me lucifer headcanons #obey me headcanons #obey me hcs #obey me #obey me shitpost #obey me shall we date #obey me art #obey me fanart #cosmicstarlatte art #crossposted on ig #crossposted on twt #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹ #obey me fan art

[boonybon]

shout-out to my trans colored kuromi balloon that collapses when rain gets on them and can only stand upright instead of floating

#boonyisms #crossposted on twt

[coldprism]

Driftmark was so foundational for Alicent stans

#crossposting these from twt #my art #alicent #alicent hightower #hotd #house of the dragon

[mamoonde]

thinking about a canon div au where lwj goes to yunmeng jiang the summer after gusu lectures, walks in just in time to see a sweaty half-naked wwx, his dirtied training robe left hanging around his waist where it's tucked into his trousers and belt, tousling with equally sweaty and dirty junior disciples (only a handful of them are in equal states of undress).

wwx spots him half a minute later, right after demonstrating the proper archery stance to another disciple. the moment he does, he blinks, then brightens, dropping the bow to make his way towards lwj.

all six feet (how is he suddenly so tall?!) of him, sunkissed skin, toned chest and stomach bare and gleaming with sweat.

lwj can hardly breathe. his right hand is a tight fist behind his back. he imagines his frayed tether to his sanity in his desperate grip.

wwx is in his usual teasing lwj mode, especially now that he's a solid 2 inches taller than lwj (for at least the summer), back turned to his silly shidis shooting kites, revelling in lwj's attention—

his hand moves before he can think, snatching the arrow in midair an arm's length from them.

lwj had been so preoccupied he hadn't even noticed it before wwx had suddenly turned and seemingly plucked it out of thin air.

wwx clicks his tongue. "watch it, guys; i can't have lan zhan thinking i'm a crappy teacher!" he chucks the arrow as though it were a spear, where it lands dead center at a target.

lwj desperately recites the gusu lan precepts about restraint and proper conduct in his head. mostly, he would like to – needs to – lie down.

"but you are a crappy teacher!" one of the disciples retorted. "you all but left us for dead the moment you saw some handsome gongzi!"

"what, am i supposed to choose you stinky lot over a handsome er-gege?!" wwx snorts then turns back to lwj with a grin.

please don't notice my traitorous body, please, please, please, lwj prays desperately.

"sorry about that, lan zhan! these guys still only hit about half the kites—oh? do my eyes deceive me?" wwx leans closer, a mischievous glint in his eyes.

before lwj can step back to safety, wwx's hand grazes the tips of his ears. end me now.

"my poor dear lan-er-gege, has the yunmeng sun already given you sunburn? your ears are as red as my hair ribbon!" wwx cackles, then grasps his sleeve, tugging him towards the pavilions. "don't you worry, i'll take good care of you, lan zhan! shijie should know where to get salves to soothe the stings."

lwj swallows, wanting to collapse right there and then if that wouldn't only add to his mortification. he eyes the lakes. maybe if he could just stay there the entire summer...

#mo dao zu shi #wangxian #mamoonde fics #mdzs au #mdzs fic #wwx #lwj #an old video of some baseball guy catching a wayward ball while in the middle of an interview made me write this #me 🤝 lwj lying down on the ground very dead #crossposted on twt

[microwaiver]

819 - go stink ‼️‼️‼️

#819 #alexander ovechkin #nicklas backstrom #washington capitals #crossposted on twt #my edit #hockeyblr

[starrystevie]

“i must have been real sweet on you,” eddie murmurs as he runs his fingers over his husband’s cheek, sleepy and sated, warm in their bed. 

steve chuckles, twisting his head to catch the tips of eddie’s fingers with a kiss. “why are you talking past tense? you’re not sweet on me now?”

the room is peacefully still. years of baby monitors are long gone only to inevitably give way to their daughter’s teenage years of slamming doors and too loud stereo speakers. but in this moment, with the pale moonlight streaming in through the windows and crickets chirping in the distance, the room is peaceful, thick with love. 

“quit your pouting, ‘course i’m sweet on you now.” eddie wipes away steve’s fake frown with a kiss, turning it into a sticky sweet grin. “it’s just something my mom used to tell me. that freckles are all the places your soulmate in a past life kissed you.”

eddie pushes steve back so he’s laying flat on the mattress and dips his head to press featherlight kisses on the side of his neck. across his shoulders. over his cheeks. his fingertips flutter over the spots afterwards, leaving goosebumps in their wake despite the heat radiating between them. 

“must have loved you a whole lot in our last lives to leave so many on you now,” eddie whispers, pulling back to stroke the back of his hand over steve’s face once more, letting his lips curl up in a dopey half smile that only steve ever gets to see. 

it doesn’t take long for steve to tilt his head up and press kisses of his own where he can; under eddie’s eye, the bottom of his chin, right over his heart. it doesn’t take long for eddie to giggle as his sensitive spots are found and attacked with ticklish kisses and fluttering eyelashes. it doesn’t take long for their legs to tangle together underneath the sheets and their breaths to get caught in their chests and their hearts to start beating a beautiful melody of their own making. 

steve lays a firm kiss to the side of eddie’s chest, over jagged white scarring and half bitten away tattoos. over memories that somehow don’t haunt them as much anymore. 

“what was that one for?” eddie asks, eyes half lidded, the adoration in his voice loud across the quiet room. 

another kiss on another scar. “wanna give you some freckles. for your next life and for this one, too. so you know just how sweet on you I am-” kiss, “ -and was-” kiss, “- and forever will be.”

they won’t know for however many more years if it worked or not. but here in this lifetime, they have all the time in the world to try their damndest to make sure it does. in this lifetime, they don’t have to worry, because they know they’ll  find each other in the next one. 

#i was cleaning up my google docs and found this fully written piece that i never did anything with so #here ya go i suppose #this was not really read over a bunch so sorry for any typos #my writing #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie fluff #steddie drabble #steddie fic #future happily married steddie with a daughter my most beloved #crossposted on twt! find me there @starry_stevie

[cowboymater]

tim and jason beefing eternally will always be funnier to me than any sort of brothers dynamic i'm sorry like "whatever, see you around" "maybe i should just let lady shiva kill me so it doesn't have to come to that"

#i just think that some of you are missing the opportunity for comedy Gold by making them besties #if you want tim with an older brother figure whom he loves dearly dick grayson is right there #dc #dc comics #batfam #jason todd #tim drake #robin #robin (1993) #tim drake and jason todd #crosspost from twt mind ur business

[the-king-of-lemons]

I know a lot of people on qsmpblr use Tumblr mobile, but if you do use browser Tumblr then I would recommend the Simple Translate extension. Because Tumblr doesn't have built in translation like Twitter, there's less fans posting in their native language, instead most people just use English.

Simple Translate is an extension that allows you to translate text that you highlight into a target language. (It uses Google Translate API, but so does Twitter so the translation quality is pretty much the same).

Firefox Extension | Chrome Extension

When you highlight text in another language, a translate icon appears, when you click on it a panel containing the translation of the text appears.

You can also change the settings of the extension so that the translation panel automatically appears when you highlight text in another language.

Here's some more examples using the official QSMP Twitter accounts, you do not need to change the settings of the extension to translate from different languages into your target language.

(All of these match the translations given when using the "translate bio" button on Twitter directly.)

You can also access a translation box using the icon in the toolbar, any text you enter can be translated to the language selected in the drop-down menu (meaning you don't need to open a new tab to use Google Translate).

Some settings explanation and other stuff under the cut. Not super important but I figured I'd add it anyways.

There is an option to use DeepL API as opposed to Google Translate (it's another translation tool, there is free access to the API with a limit of 500,000 characters/month, and a pro version for unlimited access).

Whatever the target language is set as is what text you highlight will be translated into. There is another option for a second target language, I'll explain that further down.

This option changes how you view the translation panel, the first option (default) has the icon appear when you highlight text (as seen in the first image of the post), the second option has the translation panel appear automatically when you highlight text, and the for third option the panel and icon won't automatically appear, but can still be accessed by right-clicking the highlighted text and selecting "translate selected text".

The checkbox below these options means that if the text you're highlighting is already in your target language, the translation icon and panel will not appear, it can again still be accessed by right-clicking what you've highlighted and selecting translate.

This option appears twice, in both the Web-page section (for translating selected text) and the Toolbar Popup section (for the translation box in the toolbar popup).

The web page option, when toggled on, means that when you select text that is in your target language, the translation panel will translate into the second target language that has been selected. If the checkbox for "do not display if translation is not required" is toggled on, you can only view the translation from Target -> 2nd Target by right-clicking to translate selected text.

The toolbar popup version of this option is used to automatically switch the language in the toolbar translation box when you input something in your main target. (ie. second target set to French means that when you input English text in the translation box it will switch the translation setting from "(detect language) -> English" to "English -> French").

There are also settings to change the style and size of the translation button and panel.

Side note: Mixed language messages (not containing your target language) will only translate one of the languages, you can work around this by highlighting the different languages separately.

Links again if you don't want to scroll all the way back up

Firefox Extension | Chrome Extension

#if you use twitter and want to crosspost this feel free #but please link to this post and perhaps paste the post text into the alt text of the screenshot #so people can translate the post text from english to their own language (or honestly feel free to translate it yourself and post that too) #qsmp #qsmpblr #qsmptwt #i think this could also maybe be useful for tweets that arent detected as another language so the translate option doesnt appear? #idk i dont use twt much #idk if anything like this has been posted before tbh #i just enjoy seeing people speaking in their native languages over on qsmptwt and when it occasionally happens here too #and i think itd be pretty cool to see it more on qsmpblr #tiggady tags #also i figure it could be useful translating from english into ur native lang!!! forgot to mention that in the post

[fishbloc]

#crossposting from twt because the masses like this one #desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #烤鱼