#cryptid screaming

[cryptiddeer]

........Anyways-

#im sorry but not really #welcome home #wally darling #yellow guy don't hug me i'm scared #robbie rotten #mr rogers #cryptid screaming

[squidinu]

a cryptid crush story update is well is on its way

#cryptid crush #visual novel #i wanna scream :v)

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

*thinks about shen yuan and the way that his genuine care and concern and love for luo binghe and qing jing peak and cang qiong mountain and all of pidw allowed him to transcend how the novel went and make it into what it was meant to be, allowed him to save and help and heal so many, all while he remained completely oblivious to said genuine care and concern and love and acted as though he were truly still nothing more than a scum villain's puppeteer* shen yuan is such a loser

#the cryptid speaks #svsss #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #he's so cool he's so lame he's composed 90% of the time he's mentally screaming he knows nothing he has all pidw monsters memorized #he thinks he's str8 every male character in pidw would fck him in a heartbeat he's elegance and grace he died of Rage and food poisoning #he is everything AND he's just ken. i need to become him #normal hours everyone we're in normal hours rn ok

[naffeclipse]

I just realized Cryptid!Eclipse and Orca!Eclipse deals with their human screaming after a very frightening encounter with a violent creature in equally amusing ways (as well as listening to heartbeats afterward)

#cs!eclipse asking why they're screaming after leaving them alone for two seconds (little hunter is going THROUGH IT) #orca!eclipse telling them to stop screaming and waving the dead polar bear paw around like it's a flag (birdie is going THROUGH IT) #cryptid!eclipse #orca!eclipse #cryptid sightings #apex polarity

[cryptidclaw]

Warriors audio book be like

*in serious adult man voice* MRROWWWW >:(

#the reader javing to make cat scream noises is so funny to me #cryptid rambles #into the wild reread

[phoenixcatch7]

The Wayne doll house

Have some haunted doll au, since it's been bubbling away in my mind.

The bat cave is large and sprawling, many layers and tunnels and hollowed out cracks in the walls. It takes many years to fully reinforce to prevent stray kids from tripping into stagnant waters or fall down crags as he once did. The doll cave, as it becomes known, is in one of the deepest, darkest corners, one where the lights of the furnished caverns above don't reach.

It's one late night sitting at the computer when it suddenly occurs to Bruce that his first encounter with a doll was at the well entrance, many levels above.

There was nothing there when he went back.

-

The justice league stared at the subaru. The subaru, having no eyes, did not stare back.

The seven of them had just finished a very long, arduous mission, and narrowly escaped government censure after the base they'd been raiding had turned out to belong to some corrupt official. With the alert up, they couldn't escape through city airspace, or even in their hero suits.

So civilian it was.

Batman had hotwired some bloke's car while the rest of them ducked into alleys and shop bathrooms, but the problem remained. There was seven of them. And five seats.

"I can shift into something more suitable for being carried," suggested j'onn, "but I believe one of us might have to hide."

"Foot well?" Hal tried, and everyone looked around at the tall, bulky, broad heroes.

"Think they'd have to go in the boot," Barry finally said. Everyone immediately turned to him. "No."

Batman spoke up before the discussion could devolve.

"I think.... I would be best for that."

The team stared.

"Batsy?"

Having no lungs meant he could not drag in the tired sigh he wished, but whatever force allowed this body to talk was capable of approximating something suitably resigned.

"As I am, I am... incapable of fully passing as human. It would be best if I remained out of sight."

"So just? Go change? I swear we won't be weird about whoever you are under the mask. Even if you're like, bald."

"Thank you, Wally, but I'm afraid I'm being serious." Reaching for the mask in broad daylight was unpleasant, but the glue and wires held as he gave it a few thorough tugs. "It doesn't detach."

Everyone stared. Clark reached out as if he wanted to check, but withdrew.

"Do you even have a civilian identity??" Oliver eventually asked. "Because at this point I'm genuinely not sure."

Wayne Enterprises and Queen Industries had a meeting that same evening. "Hn."

"Can we go back to the 'incapable of passing as human' part?!"

"We can discuss it in the car," he snapped, stalking past Barry and popping the boot. "In case you haven't forgotten, we're on a time limit."

For once, that seemed to encourage them, and batman, with great dignity, folded his joints and cape into the small space, ignoring Hal's mutter of 'what kind of contortionist -' as he slammed the lid. With a little shuffling he managed to activate his comms.

"I will inform the watchtower of our delay."

"Batman, they're tapping all outgoing signals, you can't -"

"It won't trigger," he interrupted, before he twisted his consciousness and sent it spiralling across the country.

Bruce awoke with a groan, stretching his limbs and taking a moment to marinate in his annoyance before he reached for the comm and voice modulator on the beside table.

"Batman to watchtower, we've encountered delays. If the Texan state government calls we haven't entered the state in six weeks. Batman out."

-

"Alien?"

"No."

"Reanimated corpse?"

"No."

"Uh... Demon?"

"Hm. No."

"You're not just a meta human, are you?"

"No."

"Vampire?"

"No."

"Robot??"

"No."

"Batsy, please, someone's got to win the bet eventually. How do we even know you're not lying?!"

"You don't," Batman said, not looking up from his paperwork and Flash groaned, letting his sticky notes fall to the floor as he buried his head in his arms.

"One day," he bemoaned to the keyboard, "one day we'll figure it out."

"Until then please keep your eyes on the monitors."

Flash groaned again.

-

Robin ducked under superman's arm as he scuttled down the corridor, laden with the night's haul of snacks. The real problem wasn't getting them - stopping league members from raiding the kitchen would be extremely counterproductive - but keeping them until he could return home to his human body to eat them. Batman had started searching him each time they left and it was really cutting into his daily sugar intake. Unfair! Just because he didn't actually use energy to stay up my night to fight crime, it felt like he did!!

'Oh, you're broken, Robin, oh, don't go out until the glue has fully set, Robin' his arm was fine! It wasn't like there was much crime to be fought on the watchtower anyway! At least not physically.

So he was pretty pleased with himself until he went to set the snacks down and found that the tar like glue they used had soaked through the sleeve and gotten all over his chocolates.

With his other hand, he tried to pry them off, wincing as the wrappers tore and stuck. He tried to shake it, ignoring the way his elbow rattled in the joint.

"Come on, come on - aw, cheezits."

The arm fell off. Robin stared despondently at the limb, surrounded by torn wrappers and dripping black glue where it connected to the elbow. The sour stink of formaldehyde filled the air.

He was going to be in such trouble with Bruce.

The click of the door jerked his head up.

Flash stood in the doorway, wide eyed. Robin stared back.

Flash screamed.

Oh yeah @dehydratedmockingbird have a thing

#batman #Possessed doll au #bruce wayne #justice league #cryptid batman #Cryptid batfam #Didn't fit in there but I wanted to include that every bat member has a mask that covers their mouth #They've all got nutcracker jaws #I don't know the technical name but you know the ones where only a block moves for the mouth and the cheeks don't? #Super creepy on a life size thing I'd imagine #So if their mouth guard or mask gets ruined guess who's having nightmares that night! #Normally cryptid batfam go to great lengths to Look Inhuman and these guys still do it's just easier to not get joints jammed if you cover #Them up. Doesn't mean they haven't pavloved the whole criminal underground into terror at the sound of wooden clacking #They can turn ALL their joints 360 and it terrifies the average goon when you try to sneak behind a bat and it just swivels around to lock #With you. They grapple by shooting their hands out (so they can't lose their grapples) and it doesn't look nice. Yes they use it to #High five from across rooftops or grab things. Punch people in the face from the rafters. (pie the joker) #Their outfits look painted on (they mostly are). Ears swivel. They each have gliding wings installed in their backs after a scare with ivy #Clark was too polite to ask about the rattling and hissing noises he made until one day he was scouting with xray vision glanced over #And nearly screamed XD #long post #long tags

[spellboundcities]

"Watch a few movies, take a few notes. It was fun."

#wanted to draw the boys kept thinking about them as the scream antagonists #callback to last year where i drew alex receiving the ghostface phone call. you can tell this is the only classic horror movie ive seen #local cryptid draws #marble hornets #marble hornets fanart #alex kralie #mh alex #brian thomas #mh brian #screenshot remake #scream movie #opaline yellowjackets #very proud of the faces on this one actually

[agent-darkfest]

Oh gosh… what a mess. Why did I even post this up?

Well, it’s a WIP sheet with a few post-it notes sketches I had done. This is usually what the first/second stage of my drawings look like before I start cleaning them up and adding the detail. Most doodles are from Security Breach Ruin; there’s one from “Days of Laughs and Nights of Screams” (story by @justaduckarts) and there’s one from “Cryptid Sightings” (story by @naffeclipse) - I’m actually working on different pieces from these two awesome stories; there’s something from that metal comic I keep putting up; and a couple of other sketches that are actually from nowhere.

At the end of the day, it’s actually pretty relaxing to just sketch without having to worry about trying to make everything perfect. After all, if you’re working on something and not enjoying it, then why keep doing it?

#fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf moon #fnaf sun #fnaf sb dca #fnaf sb #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf sun and moon #cryptic sightings #cryptid!moon #fnaf au #days of laughs and nights of screams #DLNS #sketch to relax #have fun with 5 minute sticky note doodles

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

tooootallyyyyy not writing writing self insert ship fanfiction about Madame Curator nooooo couldn’t be me

why hello totally completely random anonymous anon !!

i would absolutely adore if you actually did write self-insert ship fanfiction and you and Madame Curator (meeee) that totally wouldn’t be lowkey based on reality hahaha no totally absolutely couldn’t be youuuu

also that means i’ll maybe have 3 WHOLE FICS about this blog, and I find that to be a true accomplishment lol

#hiiii everyone #if I wasn’t a ✨mystery✨ #i’d scream really really loudly- #GUESS WHOS GIRLFRIEND IS WRITING SELF INSERT SHIP FANFICTION ABOUT ME AND HER?!??? #MINE MY GIRLFRIEND IS AND ITS MARVELOUS AAAHHH #ummm but i’m a mysterious mysterious museum curator who is a total silent mystery #so i’m totally totally not saying that #my cryptid status is slipping but idc #can cryptids fall in love??? if not then oops i’m just a ✨mystery✨ not a cryptid oops oops oops #anyways #I totally didn’t say any of that tho bc i’m a ✨mystery✨ #ahahaha #ask #the hellsite answers #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #anonymous #the very best anon to ever exist ♡

[noose-lion]

@evermorethecrow 's crypchuu but I've dropped him in a puddle and now he's soggy.

#bsd #my stuff #screaming into the void #and the void screams back #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #cryptid chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #bsd art #bsd artist #bsd fanart #fanart #jesture drawing

[arodabi]

Some aro cryptids for pride month!!!!!

#void screams #undescribed #aromantic #aro #aro art #cryptid #fresno nightcrawler #fresno nightwalker #mothman #loch ness monster #pride #lgbt #lgbtqia #lgbt+ #lgbtpride #aro pride #pride month #queer pride

[cryptiddeer]

"the best part of totk is (this), the best part of totk is (that)" WRONG!!!! the best part is link humming different Zelda songs while cooking. 10/10 game of the year

#cryptid screaming #tears of the kingdom #totk #idk if this counts as spoilers

[lavenoon]

Did I plan on adding to the reveal comics I made? No. Have a prequel to this one anyway. Fully from our little Hunter's perspective this time, so no heartbeats in this one (just me going wild with lines from the fic). Protective idiot hellbent on the belief that all cryptids are evil is confronted with the fact that 1) their buddies are what they consider to be an "evil thing" and 2) have proven again and again that they care deeply about them and protect them right back. That won't cause cognitive dissonance for sure! (:

@naffeclipse Hi yes hello I am still SCREAMING about the newest chapter literally every time I think about it too much I have to get up and move (made drawing this a unique challenge LMAO) I need to physically shake someone about it. Finally time to drop the lie I am so not normal about this fic

Lines in the first panel: "Speak no more." "It looks just fine to me." You've never detected an entity this strong before. He stays back as you flick holy water throughout the rooms. [...] a pitch black flat face, circled by deep blue and blood red jutting angles [...] "I don't know what you got in you that keeps setting off my equipment, but it is strong." Its remaining three eyes aren't upon you but on something above you. "They don't think, they don't feel. They exist to terrorize and torment." "I think you scared it." "We are scarier than it." Somehow, he closed the gap between the two of you in a moment. [...] nothing short of another threat could make it give pause [...]

Second panel: You're grateful Moon is here with you. "Breathe," he says, warm as sunshine, calm as the new day. Moon lifts you off the ground, clutching you close around the waist. Moon's optics frantically flick to you, wide in alarm. You are first aware of cool fingertips stroking the top of your hair. "We will stay with you," he murmurs in a tender tone that makes your heart swell. [...] your electronically recorded gasp causes Sun to bristle. [...] expose your shoulder to Sun, who makes a rather deep, unpleasant noise when you both find angry red marks [...] You have each other. You're not losing that. "I assure you, little hunter, I'm not leaving your side." [...] kept anchored by the safety of Sun's hand. [...] you squint to make out Moon at your backside, holding you close. "You take care of the scary things." "You won't be near us." By the glow of his eyes, he almost seems to admire you. Sun presses you to his chassis. "We, and our soot, are at your mercy, little hunter." It certainly wouldn't have lent a hand in taking down another cryptid. [...] he flings it away from you. Well, the slightest bit of intrigue, or is it confusion? "You're hurt." Because of him, you raise your voice. He taps once. "You have a dauntless heart." "We must come with you." "That's what we adore about you." "You kept me safe," Moon says softly.

#post let luce #my art #fnaf sb #fnaf sb au #cryptid sightings #cryptid!sun #screaming crying wailing I need to bite something oh my god #Need to hold myself back to not go off again I was already unhinged on ao3 #Need to somehow infuse the chapter into my brain like tattoo it on the folds or something #I need to ABSORB it #I have lost all semblance of normality or put togetherness #DEMON BEHIND YOU. SPEAK NO MORE. #I took another walk through my room #I cannot WAIT for how you'll do the reveal I'm going to be so unhinged about it #(I can and will wait ofc. Take care of yourself. Health over writing always. I'm just *vague gestures*) #Okay okay okay okay I'm done #if everything works out all lines should be legible tho u might need to open the picture in a new tab

[sunny-m00n]

Guys… is there a platonic term for monster fuckers or demon daters? If not can we make one?

#sunny screams #Guys I need a term for this #Platonically hunting for cryptids #I tried looking it up but I’m trash at the art of googling #Cryptids #monsters #Please I want to be able to explain this to people in an easy way please

[naffeclipse]

Cryptid Eclipse but with Orca Eclipse's grabby nature and personality.. *Does not elaborate*

Oh. That's terrifying. Please spare Cryptid Hunter Y/N an Orclipse level of grabbiness with a demonic cryptid

#their would scream #a lot #cryptid sightings

[songbirdblues]

WOAHHHHH NEW CRYPTID SIGHTINGS FANART DROPPED!!!!!!! i had soooooo much fun making the design sketch the other day so i knew i had to do them justice and make a proper drawing.

the fic this dudes from is "Cryptid Sightings" by @naffeclipse !! i highly recommend it, its such a good read. and as i said on the sketch i drew, design credit/inspo to the wonderful artist @themeeplord , whos cryptid!sun/moon design and art is just like,,,, peak monster.

detail shots cause too much ended up getting obscured by shadow:

and then my gf requested i give them jorts so 💀

one more thing! i discovered that basically every song from mumford and sons album "wilder mind" fits CS. istg. the ones that match the vibes most are: tompkins square park, just smoke, cold arms, only love, and hot gates. (but the wolf, monster, snake eyes, broad-shouldered beasts, and ditmas fit well too) so do with that what you will

#cryptid sightings #sun fnaf #moon fnaf #the daycare attendant #tw blood #i. love them #monsters are so funnn i love monsters #staring so intently at my email for that ao3 update screaming sobbing crying gripping table #dca au #my art