#damn it Nintendo

[humormehorny]

After seeing Mario and toad together for nought point 5 seconds. I have concluded that the new Mario movie requires the trash man himself. This however is [let’s be honest with ourselves] established tumblr lore(cannon even).

What I didn’t expect was it to also would work really well if Charlie day was toad. Like, I need a Mario movie called “It’s always sunny in Bowsers castle”. How dare they take this opportunity away from us.

#itsalwayssunnyinbowserscastle #charlie day #danny davito #the trash man #mario movie #damn it Nintendo

[aliceundrground]

This may be the end of twitter but man,

It's gonna be really funny

#people in the replies are 50/50 including BRANDS #twitter #mario #nintendo #elon #fave #damn this turned into a hit post #lmao

[mutatedleemon]

Please god forgive me

#luigi nintendo #Luigi #bowser #bowser nintendo #bowuigi #damn drawing bowser is so fucking hard oh my god #but also damn where did I put my monster fucker permit

[tblsomedoodles]

The Preferable Alternative- Prologue - Part 1

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New au. I can't explain the main thought behind this without spoilers. And since i'm jumping straight into a multi-part comic, i won't be giving out any.

Basically vibes for this is that it's kinda creepy and maybe suspenseful with eventual hurt/comfort (if that doesn't make sense, im sorry, i have a hard time describing things). I'm also pretty mean to Donnie. Not "Donnie vs" mean, but unfortunately this idea wouldn't work with anyone else.

(for those that get anxious, like me. There is no main character death. (might not be death at all but we shall see. that depends on one character and even i'm not sure exactly what they'd do yet.) and no one's gets serious physical injuries. Definitely more hurt/comfort than plain angst. b/c that's how i roll. I can't do straight up angst.)

I'll write a proper summery once the prologue's done. I don't want to spoil it too much. For now, just know it's a PB&J duo story that happens during the 6 weeks before the Krang invasion.

#tmnt #rottmnt #preferable alternative #my doodles #rise donnie #rise mikey #this is my friday update #and it's actually on friday! #i can't wait until i can talk about what this whole comic is about #and why i wanted to do it #and where i got the title #b/c the title is in reference to a line found in a different series #and it fits the base of this story so damn well #but that's spoiler territory #so i will wait until later #and hey look #the ''So Not A Nintendo Ripoff'' company shows up again #in the form of a purple see-through Not-gameboy advanced #and yes i had too much fun with that #(i was just going to draw a generic device) #(but then i was like ''but what if gameboy?'') #(and now it's a gameboy lol)

[phoenix-arts7]

Some people liked Wild's ">:3" face from my expression compilation, so here, have the full picture:

Bonus Sky and Wind

I ran out of steam before I drew anyone else xD

#damn these are old #back when I used paint tool sai #legend of zelda #zelda #house of heroes #hoh #zelda au #nintendo #phoenix arts7 #link #the legend of zelda #loz au #legend of zelda au #hoh wild #hoh wind #hoh sky #cat face #cat #expressions #phoenix arts7 art #meme #knife cat #ss link #ww link #botw link #not lu

[onionbunii]

THIS IS THE GAYEST SHIT IVE SEEN IN AWHILE

#THE WAY THEYRE LOOOKING AT EACHOTHER?? #THE TEXT? #DAMN #splatoon 3 #splatoon #nintendo #shiver #frye

[qreyert]

rescue team ocs! info about them below

Mischief (they/it/he) used to be a human but he forgor and theyre a little guy now. it was found by Rattle (he/him) and Mischief lovingly calls him bozo and views him as a younger brother of sorts. Rattle brought up the idea of making a rescue team to Mischief and they thought "oh hell yeah were gonna get so rich" and immediately agreed. Rattle can be kind of naive and stubborn but hes a sweetheart thatll do anything to protect others (the scars and cracks on his skull are proof of this!!!!)

BATTERY-ACID (it/its) is just some badly modified magnemite that inserts itself into the team after being rescued (everyone grows to love it though, even if BATTERY-ACID glitches and says weird stuff sometimes)

#pokemon #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd #meowth #alolan meowth #cubone #magnemite #fan art #oc #my art #nintendo #first time in YEARS posting about ocs to tumblr and its some silly pokemon ocs i made after playing rescue team dx #they are everything to me. #THEY DONT HAVE A TEAM NAME THOUGH I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE TRYING TO NAME RATTLE THEN I REMEMBERED THE GOD DAMN TEAM NEEDS A NAME #I WANTED TO PASS AWAY #ill figure it out. if i draw them again!!!!!!! #pokemon mystery dungeon rescue team dx

[emdotcom]

The Mario movie thing is so funny to me. Here, look at this:

Sonic movies (1, 2, & w/ 3 on the way) come out, does INCREDIBLE in box office, decimates Marvel films, who previously had a stranglehold

Nintendo sees this, wants a piece of that pie, buckles down to make a Mario movie Incorrect order of events, as pointed out here! Mario movie announced before the public knew about Sonic movie.

(Potentially because the previous Mario movie was so out there, did poorly, & was disliked by fans & then promptly forgotten,) they pair with Illumination, a studio that is largely known for making very sterile films

Btw, is it just me that finds it weird that there is no mention from Nintendo or online of the previous movie, in all this? Maybe I'm the only one who remembers this film idk

They announce casting. Everyone immediately boos because they cast Chris Pratt as Mario.

Immediate outrage, as Charles Martinet, the voice of Mario for DECADES, was not cast in his claim to fame roll

There is a (unsourced) rumor that a test screening for the film was met with disappointment, making Nintendo unhappy

Slightly corroborating this, Nintendo buys Dynamo Pictures, to make Nintendo Pictures, with the intent to make future movies in-house

Anticipation for the movie likens it to other sterile animated movies of the last 10 years, like the Minions movies

Trailer comes out.

People continue to boo Chris Pratt, a bad cast for a beloved character who is putting 0 effort into his voice, in comparison to all other VAs putting in 110%

Chris Pratt goes to bed "depressed," at seeing the response I was incorrect, that is an older article, about when he was thanking his wife for providing a healthy child, to which people drew immediate parallels to his ex-wife's son, who has many health complications & needed many surgeries.

But with your help, we can make him being depressed after media backlash reality!

Lol, &, may I say, lmao.

#gale chatter #mario movie #chris pratt #sonic movie #btw i 100% believe that rumor you cannot tell me that ain't what happened #also it is transparent that nintendo wanted what sonic movie had #damn maybe i don't do that batim video as my first maybe i do mario movie #my hot take is they should have cast both charles martinet & the super mario bros super show va #& used them interchangeably #bc. that would own #i wanted to mention thr jack black ass thing here but i feel it's too out there & irrelevant #at first reading the quote ppl got mad at i was little like 'oh dang is this not as bad as i thought' #but then i remembered 1) it's chris pratt he says rancid shut all the time & 2) #this response of stating he feels depressed while not like apologizing is just to do nothing but evoke pity #& he easily coulda apologized & been like 'i didn't mean it that way' or 'i wasn't thinking abt it & I'm sorry' #but he's not sorry. he doesn't see anything wrong with what he said. it's the internet's reaction that is thr problem in his mind #so he wants to make them pity him & feel bad that shit is TEXTBOOK manipulation i would know lol

[tribow]

Tell me you don't play indie games without telling me you don't play indie games.

#indie games #video games #youtube #aaa games #wow maybe if you play games that aren't made with the player experience in mind they are boring! #wow if I play games that hinder skill expression i have less fun! #wow when I play games and look up how to play it optimally I'm bored! #idk man maybe the games you play suck #play indie games im literally begging you to play better games #they're cheaper and a better bang for their buck just play indie games #even though nintendo still tends to make some amazing stuff they're still trash compared to the heights indie games reach nowadays #play some damn indie games #maybe some middleware games too

[asleepygremlin]

So I saw screenshots and clips of Kieran smiling creepily and had to get footage for myself and man they weren’t joking:/

He really does. It took forever for the camera to pan towards him and for the idle animation to play at the same time to get a good shot. this one in particular was a good one

Also while looking at other screenshots compared to my own I realized he might be staring straight at the camera. Well I’m not getting any sleep ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Edit: he does this in other battles as well, here is one from his second

So I think it’s just his default idle animation in battle. Imagine we’re freaking out about this when it’s actually just him stimming… or foreshadowing but we’ll never know

#kieran pokemon #pokémon kieran #pokémon sv #pokémon scarlet and violet #pokemon sv spoilers #pokémon the teal mask #my god that’s creepy #also yanma just being there like: hm did you see something? #look man he’s my son bu DAMN if that ain’t unsettling as hell #wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a good old fashioned creepy Nintendo Easter egg considering Nintendo has and will do it

[keiitopop]

it's always ok to pirate nintendo games 🫶

#i tried to make it a bit chibi but I don't think it's very noticeable #my art #artists on tumblr #oc: wii #anthro oc #anthro #furry #robot furry #i think #wii #nintendo wii #i forced myself to draw this. got damn

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

And the moment I find every single cave and finish every single quest will be the the moment I actually get to meet you so I can kick your ass 🥰 love u

#tears of the kingdom #ganondorf #legend of zelda #nintendo #loz #totk #totk ganondorf #the legend of zelda #my art #a e i o queue #no right to be that damn sexy tho wtf

[tarulink]

I'm sorry but????????

If you think this is how siblings love each other...

I think you should go to therapy 😭

"but Zelda is blonde and has blue eyes like Link!! That's why they're siblings!!! "

Uh? yeah? but Zelda is ginger in the official art

and yet to believe that they are siblings just because they are blond and blue-eyed makes no fucking sense.

#Damn this fandom really wants to deny oot Zelink #Anyway Nintendo ships them!!! #oot zelink #zelink #the legend of zelda #ocarina of time #oot link #oot zelda

[witchy-lexx]

This meme except my two current comfort characters are from the same game, and they hate each other <3 rhea and edelgard, I know I know, I’m a complicated woman with complicated feelings

Also follow my art insta if you want !! Thanks for all the support I’ve been getting on tumblr!!!

#nintendo #nintendo switch #fe3h #fan art #fire emblem #fire emblem the three houses #art #fanart #game #fe rhea #fire emblem rhea #rhealeth #edeleth #edelgard von hresvelg #fe edelgard #meme #art meme #i think we have to kill this guy #damn #I think we have to kill this guy meme

[mylonelydreaming]

Nintendo says yuri rights

"My sweet princess"

"doki doki" nervous feeling of hearts beating...

#nintendo #zelink #julinemo #nemona x juliana #link x zelda #pokemon #nemona #zelda #pokemon scarlet and violet #tears of the kingdom #tloz totk #qwertuioopdeyyeqwe #BITING NINTENDO #why are they being so romantic lately DAMN #Nintendo blink twice if you're being held hostage #“it doesn't mean anything!!” #okay learn at least katana then come back to me #because uhhhhh #they're being pretty blatant actually #yeah um they're kissing sorry #they're gay your honor #historians say they are just roommates #but I know better

[sieglinde-freud]

holy shit they turned peach into a fire emblem character

#too many damn sword fighters!! #nintendo direct #princess peach #princess peach: showtime #fire emblem #can i be honest im actually really excited for this game #this is for people who grew up playing super princess peach religiously