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yarrayora · 3 months
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reposting this old thing specifically designed to hurt you
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bahbzxxx · 11 months
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Serenitea Pot Shenanigans 2: Basic Anatomy ft. Some silly little Fox Friends✨🦋🍃
“My Windblume…that’s not exactly my shoulder…”
Venti X GN! Reader (Oneshot)
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You had absolutely no idea that you would be shredded in Genshin Invocation TGC. You had just suffered the most humiliating defeat, and to TIMMY no less. That PIGEON BOY.
Ugh. UGH. Just- UGGGHHHHHH!!!
It’s time to go home and wallow in your self pity…
But guess who’s made himself comfy on your loveseat… again…
“Oh, Windblume, I had a feeling I’d be seeing you soon! I just was taking care of your animal companions, that’s all…since I got here before you, I thought we could get to know one another…isn’t that right, my lovely fluffy friends?”
He’s covered in the foxes you adopted from Inazuma. All of them are snuggled up with him, lying all over him and making their adorable fox noises. You don’t know what they’re talking about, but clearly, the bard in residence does. He turns his attention back to the fox that he is cradling much like a baby, who you know to be the whiney one.
You love him very much, but that little guy is whiney.
“Oh, well, they’re right there? Don’t you see?” He chuckles warmly as the fox shuffles out of his arms and runs to you, pawing at you and whining for you to pick him up.
“H-he’s been waiting for you, my Windblume…all he yapped on about was you! somehow, he’s even more eager to see you than me…haha!!!”
“Aww…”
You nuzzle the creature innocently, and it makes the wind spirit watching you blush.
“And…what about, pray tell,…hmm…me? I presume I’m chopped liver now, hmm?” He pouts.
You look up at him and give him a look. He gives you a pouty one. It’s so over-the top that you can’t help but giggle as you come towards him.
“Well my friends, move aside…our Windblume here is taking their rightful spot on my shoulder!” He perks up, his pouty facade instantly becoming gone with the wind.
“Now, my beloved, tell me, would you like my right or~”
You’re sliding into his lap, and his cheeks flush with heat.
“M-my dearest, I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but, I, uh…”
It comes out as more of a purr.
“That’s not exactly my shoulder. That’s…my lap.
“Oh. I had absolutely no idea.”
Your fake deadpan shock has him reeling on the inside. For seductions sake and the sake of the little fox who’s somehow still snuggled into your chest…he moves to whisper into your ear.
“Oh…did you really now?”
Now that you’re here… he’d prefer if you stayed a while. He wraps his arms around you, pulling you closer into him and trapping you.
“Hmmm…I see how it is…”
It seems like the other foxes got the hint, and they’re giving their new friend and their dearest adopter some space…
Not that one apparently.
The windborne archon moves into kiss you, but is interrupted by a paw to his lips. You cackle.
“Oh! Right…I’m sorry…I forgot to tell you!!!”
He boops him on the nose.
“Unfortunately for you, lad…this Windblumes already mine…
He gently takes the fox in a gust of wind and plops him within his other fox companions. He whines, but an older, and wiser fox shakes it’s head and grabs him by the scruff, and the leash departs.
He’d get the talk sooner or later.
“Thank youuuuu….!” He sings as they leave. The instant the two of you have privacy, he acknowledges your confusion.
“Poor fella never got the memo…oh well, now he knows!!!”
He eagerly pulls you in for a kiss.
After a little while, you forget what you were so upset about…
“So…tell me, my warrior… *another kiss*…what has upset you so dearly earlier…”He wastes no time in claiming your lips once more.
“Uhm…do you really want to know?”
“I’d like to hear your…your retelling…yes…” He purrs.
“My-my retelling?”
He chuckles darkly, and moves to kiss your neck as he massages your back and waist.
“Do you not remember, my beloved? The wind hears everything…
“Everything?”
“Everything when it comes to you…”
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ventisslut · 3 months
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you made me realize venti IS dilf and idk how i feel about that
I think it's nice, adds a sort of charm to him you know? Like another side to him? He's a very versatile character but this aspect specifically proves that he can't be just shrugged off as "silly drunk bard who abandoned his people."
Nope. He's a dilf. He loves his kids and watches over them and helps them discreetly. One of my favorite facts about him is that he helps people of Mondstadt with their love problems in windblume festival.
Like he canonically gives dating and relationship advice and helps them write love poems. It's like he's helping Mondstadt get populated lmaooo
So yeah. It's a neat little thing. I think we should cherish it.
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anemoarchonhoe · 2 years
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👀👀👀
HE'S SO!!! *SIGHS* ❤️
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cielcrystalene · 2 years
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Welcome to your daily dose of cursed content :D Today it’s Dilf-ified Venti, you’re welcome.
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patchyworx · 3 months
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I cant stop adding to my free draw roblox doodle page of Zhongli... i have drawn him so many times on there
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xueyidweams · 8 months
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Giving and Taking.
Char.: Lyney, Xiao, Venti x Male!Reader
Word count: 927
Notes: not proofread. fluff if you squint, my requests are open btw.
Giving it. (Lyney)
Either gentle as a feather or a brutal fuck. Depends on his mood and how you behave, definitely loves grabbing your ass, groping it and spanking it. Into breeding, holds your neck with his hand as he coos in your ear about how good of a father you would be, (and also about how if you could get pregnant you both would be the real hot DILFS in your areas—) obviously loves creampie, oh no he’s so close! He can’t pull out! Well it’s good that you can’t carry a child, because cumming in you without a condom just would not feel the same!
Also loves just rubbing and grinding his dick on your chest, moans especially loud when his tip grazes your lips as he’s grinding on your chest like a pathetic dog and you stick your tongue out, giving the tip kisses and licks with every grind of his hips. Will cum on your face or grip your hair and snap his cock inside your mouth just before doing so.
Loves aftercare and purrs when you pet his head afterwards.
Taking it. (Lyney)
Whiny, drooling mess. Whining and crying about how good your dick is making him feel, “Fuck- you look so handsome l-like this…” as you’re pounding his ass into oblivion and he’s staring into your eyes like a lovesick fool. (he is.) Begs you to finish in him, loves being filled up with your cum, definitely doesn’t let you pull out afterwards and makes you cuddle him with your dick still in him, you can’t complain when you hear the cutest purrs from him anyways…
Giving it. (Xiao)
A mess, honestly. The pleasure is so overwhelming, the warmth of your ass around his dick makes him cry out as he apologises about how he can’t hold back anymore and starts ramming his cock into you so hard you forget you are a person for a good few minutes and just hear him cry out your name and feel the death grip on your waist as his hips stutter and finishes in you, moaning and apologising about not being able to pull out. You kiss him on the forehead afterwards.
Likes it a lot when you ride him, can’t admit it and will hide his face when you fasten your pace and he can’t hold back his pretty noises anymore. Can’t hold himself back from snapping his hips up to meet your pace, hissing when you pinch his nipples as a warning.
Bathing together afterwards, kissing the bruises and hickeys he left on your body gently, loves cuddling also.
Taking it. (Xiao)
Scratches, a lot of them. On your back, your arms, your thighs, anywhere he can reach while you’re ramming your cock with no mercy into his ass or his mouth, usually prefers to hide his face in a pillow but gets even hornier when you flip him around because you want to see his pretty face.
Tries to keep quiet but when you find his prostate and keep abusing it, he becomes a whining crying mess. Your name is the only thing he can think of, the only thing he can say as he lays there and takes it like a good boy.
Loves cuddling, playing with your hair or you playing with his hair as you both soothe each other to sleep.
Giving it. (Venti)
Goes pretty gently, actually. His thrusts are deep and makes sure you feel every inch of him but doesn’t start pounding into you like a bunny in heat without a warning or consent check. When you give him that consent and when he is worked up though…
Loves, loves, loves fucking his cum back into you. It makes him so turned on when he sees his cum dripping out of your ass as he’s still fucking you, his eyes roll back and he lets out a whine of your name as his head falls to the place your neck and shoulders meet as he plants his hands on the either side of your head and changes his angle, every snap of his hips and every single time his cock rams into you it hits your prostate.
Loves singing to you softly and playing with your hair afterwards, cuddles you and gives you so many kisses.
Taking it. (Venti)
“Easy now, baby.” He giggles as he’s on your lap and you’re crying out about how unnaturally tight he is, it’s so good but your dick also feels like it’s going to snap off of your body. He gives you a light kiss on your forehead and starts with a gentle pace, easing your cock into him, guides your head to his shoulder and your arms around his waist as he’s riding you, nibbles in your ear, telling you how good of a boy you are for him.
Loves bending over any surface, making sure you get a good look of what’s yours before he begs for you to put it in. He waited for you for so~o long, don’t make him wait even longer! Sighs in pleasure as you bottom out, giggling when you hiss about how fucking tight he is. He likes it when you go rough, when he has to grip whatever he’s bent over so tightly that his knuckles go white, crying about how his ass hurts but you don’t stop, tell him it’s too bad and to take it like a good archon.
Little spoon, little spoon! Loves putting his head on your chest and listening to your heartbeat.
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astrhoeluvr · 1 year
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Astrhoe observations Pt.2 🫂🥰🫶🏻
(thank you all for all the love on my previous post🥺)
Back to 👉🏻 my materialist 👁️🫦👁️.
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a lil disclaimer : these are just my personal observations, so don’t take any of them to heart🥳.Some could be applicable to you and some would differ, so take all of them with a grain of salt OKIE! enough of me blabbing let’s get on with it🫶🏻🥰
🥵: Saturnian doms 🤝🏻 milfs/dilfs (y’all age like FINE WINE 🍷 💅🏻✨)
🤨💻: Aquarius moons are literally SO GOOD WITH TECHNOLOGY. My brother has this placement and I literally run 🏃🏻‍♀️ to him when I need to get something fixed.
🌕👀: OKAY BUT LIKE CANCER PLACEMENTS ARE LITERALLY SO FUNNY. Like why is this not talked about more often???? Y’all literally have me rolling on the floor 🥲🥲😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨.
💃🔥: I’ve noticed many famous dancers with Venus- Mars aspects. Like y’all are so smooth with your moves. LITERALLY BREATHTAKING. Y’all are the embodiment of “SHE’S AN ICON, SHE’s a LEGEND AND SHE IS THE MOMENT”💅🏻🥵. (If you need a dance partner, I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE 😳👀)
💸💰: having any planet at 2° could indicate a lot of success wealth and fame (esp if your Uranus/Jupiter is at 2°) Y’ALL ARE GONNA MAKE IT BIG🔥😮‍💨. I think Bill Gates has his Uranus at 2° too😳😳👀.
🗣️💪🏻: pluto-mercury aspects are such powerful aspects. Your words hold SO much power. But ofc you must be cautious with what you say because you have so much influence over people that y’all can convince people to do anything and I mean ANYTHING (even negative and questionable things🤨) just by communicating.
☀️🤣: sun conjunct Jupiter will literally laugh at ANYTHING.😭 like y’all could see someone just walking and y’all would be like “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”. HMM LIKE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT WAS FUNNY IN THAT?🎤🤨😭But y’all are genuinely so FUN to be around. Your laugh is literally so contagious.😮‍💨🫶🏻
🔥🌊: water and fire placement culture is listening to sad music when they’re already sad, just to make themselves cry🤡🤡😭.
💭👀: cancer mercury’s HAVE SUCH A GOOD MEMORY. They’d literally be like “oh yeah I remember the coffee order you bought the last time we met which was approximately a year ago and I got it for you, hope the order is correct haha 🥰. It was a Grande Carmel Macchiato in a venti cup, 1/3 whole milk,1/3 soy milk, double the amount of vanilla syrup, caramel wall in the cup, whipped cream, rounded lid, 1 shot espresso (decaf) and cinnamon sprinkled on top right?” And you’d be standing there like huh😦😀🧍🏻‍♀️.
🍀🧿: Jupiter in the 12th house/ Jupiter in Pisces and even Jupiter trine Neptune are DIVINELY PROTECTED. The luck they have is incredible.
Okay that’s all for today luvs🥰🫶🏻
(Please do not plagiarise or copy any of my work <33)
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- san✨🍵🪴📖🧘🏻‍♀️
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ultrastellara · 7 months
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dilf zhongli x gender neutral reader modern au
tw: ITS A BIT SUGGESTIVE AT THE END, HOWEVER THERES NOTHING EXPLICITY EXPLAINING WHAT HAPPENED!!!
summary: you been working under zhongli for many years. from the moment his business started to the promotion of his company having more than one building in the city, you carried him through and through. you could never imagine not leaving his side unless something personal were to happen to you.
"i see, can i have y/n here to help decide the choices ?" zhongli stated. the meeting between the fatui board and archon board, your company were arguing about how to collaborate together on a project. this matter was mostly going to happen just because the fatui company needed some cash, well a ton. the members of the fatui company were currently occupied by some of the members of your company.
you heard voices of venti yelling at scaramouche about the incomes of how if they did a wine collaboration it would hit off so well. along with venti came kaeya coming in mentioning about how expensive could make it. however scaramouche scoffed them off saying that they werent taking this serious.
but remembering where you were asked to, you had gotten up and walked to your boss's place in the meeting. waiting patiently for him, to call your name out but since his eyes were focused on the screen mostly, you had to catch his attention.
"sir, i am here" you replied firmly. you saw him motion you to stand up and come see what he was looking at. you were expecting something really important. however when you were looking at his screen, you saw many options of boy clothes on a kid clothing website.
"which one would you think it'll suit my son?" he asked you.
you knew he was married but got divorced a few years ago, still knowing he had his son and his youngest a daughter. he never told you their names but you always looked forward to seeing him whenever they came by to the office.
"sir i think the one in the top right corner will suit your son the best" you paid closely to your outfit choice, knowing that his son would suit it the best. it would match his hair but as well his bubbly personality.
"thank you, my dear" he said, knowing that you would end up walking back to your seat in the meeting. he called out,
"would you be a dear and grab my morning coffee from my desk?"
this was the first time you ever heard him ask you an offer like that. surely you were his assistant but majority of the time his coffee was always with him. suspicious, you thought.
"yes sir. ill be right back" you grabbed onto the writing pad you had in your hands, bowing to him quickly before heading to his office.
the walk on the way to there wasnt too long but it managed to get you spaced out because you were wondering why he was making you do something like this.
it's strange, you kept thinking. strange because that cup of coffee he has is always placed on his desk. you then thought to, oh no? am i a bad assistant for not realizing his cup wasnt there ? no it cant be? is he testing me?
you saw the sign of his name placed on the right side of the door. knowing what you would expect to see in his room, you gently opened the door. turning the handle and entering in, as you walked in you quickly closed the door.
you were greeted to seeing the many photos he had of his children and himself. as well some photos of your staff and yourself in it. walking over to his desk, you saw the cup he had. the coffee was already gone. shocked as you were, cusses came out of your mouth knowing he was messing around with you.
"son of a-" you were about to cuss until you heard someone else entering the office.
"excuse me but-"
"oh y/n? that's where you were " those golden amber eyes he had were catching your eyes as he made eye contact with you.
"sir? oh yes im sorry if i had taken a while to get your cup but you see-"
"no need to worry, darling. i knew the cup was emptied from the start" he chuckled, while seeing your face turn from a smile into a 'wtf' face. the door was shut once again, leaving the two of you alone in his office.
"sir was this a test?" you asked curiously. you were making a much more serious face than before. his eyes paying attention from the frown you were making to the way your hands were firmly holding onto the writing pad.
"oh no, i wanted to talk to you about something. i apologize for scaring you earlier, my dear" he was much closer to you than ever before.
"then what did you need me for? shouldnt you be in the meeting right now?" you kept asking him all of these things. he really did wanted to talk to you about something however you werent giving him time to.
"shhh, y/n" he said, using his pointer finger to close your mouth from further talking. "remember i still wanted to talk to you about something ?" he reminded you.
some guilt came into you knowing that your boss was trying to tell you something however when you were about to speak up about something.
his hand gently cupping your cheeks, pressing his lips against yours. as nervous you got not realizing your boss of 4+ years was kissing you. you werent sure to kiss back because you didnt know what was truly going on in his head. the way he calls you 'darling' a lot. the way his eyes makes it's way to seeing you, he gets a bit exciting knowing you're here with him. yet however you never know what he feels about you.
hes told you the things he appreciates about you but has he ever given you some mixed feelings? you remember those times where women and men had been wanting his attention during those parties your company has every year. the feelings of some jealousy here and there yet you always brushed it off.
knowing where he is in workplace and even outside of his home. you wouldnt ever fit in to be in a romantic setting with him.
you couldnt replace the last lover he had right?
you would be wrong once you realized that you enjoyed this feeling. the feeling of wanting to be closer to him.
you kissed him back, dropping the writing pad that was in your hands. wrapping your arms gently around his neck and allowing him to place you onto his messy desk. the kiss was sweet yet had some fiery in it. it felt like you both wanted to do this before.
the hand that was on your face was then replaced onto your thighs. you both continue to kiss until he pulls away. seeing the flushed face you had right now, as he was in between your legs.
"oh my, i didnt think we would end up like this " he said, teasing you since he saw the adorable face you were going to give him soon.
"mr. zhongli i-" you were then cut off by another kiss. surprised by the position you two were in currently, your arms were pulling him closer to you.
"listen, y/n. if you stayed a bit quiet, i think i want to show you what i been keeping a secret for a while now" he said, continuing to kiss you until you let out a small moan by accident.
you had pulled away this time, slowly feeling your cheeks burning. wanting to cover your face with your hands however you looked away, not wanting to see his reaction.
"woah there, y/n. i didnt know you were enjoying this. you been thinking about this for a while, huh?" he gave you such a smug look knowing he was right about how you viewed him.
"sir..this is a bit new to me but i-"
"no darling, it's okay. i want you in the same way you want me too" he reassured you, gently making you look at him with his hand. "you want me?" you asked softly.
he nodded before placing his mouth onto your neck.
"i do, my dear. so please allow me to love you in the ways i shouldve a long time ago"
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his chest was pressed onto your face as you woke up. currently where you were wasnt the workplace. instead you were in his bed in his house. knowing what happened between you two during that meeting you assumed you mustve passed out. however by the looks of it, the soreness you had proved that you two went a bit out.
not paying attention to your surroundings, you saw his eyes opening up.
"hmm..y/n?" he asked.
you looked at him, with a flushed face. damn he looks so good right now, you almost were to scream until you felt your forehead against his chest. you were quietly listening to his heart beat, not knowing he was looking down at you.
"you hear that, darling ?" he asked you.
you nodded knowing what he meant, his heart was beating a bit faster ever since you two finally were able to share an intimate moment like that.
"hey mr zhongli.." you stated.
"hm?"
"are we..um..you know, a bit more than working partners now?" you nervously asked.
he laughed at seeing you being this nervous, however he also admired the way you were acting towards him now.
"yes, darling. we are more than just business partners " cupping your cheek gently, while admiring all the marks he left behind.
he took note of how you two acted during your heated moment. started from the time the meeting was going to end until he was the last person leaving the building. after you had gone asleep once your session finally ended. he managed to tire you out so much even though they were breaks between every or few sessions in between. he never could imagine doing this with you until he realized a few days ago, of how a certain man from another company was talking to you. jealousy spread through his bones yet he kept it in not wanting to disrespect you and the man you had talked to.
however seeing the way you were looking at him through out those days before he decided to make a move. a part of him, wanted you with him further more in his life.
"i love you.." he said.
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burquillos · 11 months
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Permanently in love with the fact that Venti is thousands of years older than Diluc. He sometimes acts/talks like an old man and it confuses the hell out of everyone around them. Venti pinching Diluc's cheek and talking about how cute he and Kaeya were when they were little.
I remember when I posted this pic on twt
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and someone replied with "venti is a cutesy, femboy dilf" which is... certainly a set of words but I can't find myself disagreeing 😭😭
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scara-meow-che · 1 year
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀♡⠀W O R K S⠀I N D E X⠀[ M O N D S T A D T ]⠀♡⠀
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≡⠀ALBEDO
O1⠀bratty! albedo + sadist! reader
O2⠀calling him pretty boy and praise him
O3⠀albedo making a clone of himself to fuck you
O4⠀corrupting virgin! albedo
O5⠀s/o with an only fans! hc
O6⠀teasing him
O7⠀slutting out camboy! albedo
O8⠀he fucks you while you're gaming
O9⠀getting double stuffed by albedo and rubedo
1O ⠀overstimulating him (with childe)
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≡⠀CREPUS
O1⠀crepus being so fine smh
O2⠀dilf! agenda
O3⠀being his fem dom
O4⠀being punished by master crepus
O5⠀thots on him being a veteran camboy
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≡⠀DILUC
O1⠀diluc is secretly needy and you know it
O2⠀let's all touch grass
O3⠀being diluc's personal assistant
O4⠀puppy diluc + art on link
O5⠀soft boi luc
O6⠀wanting diluc to breed you full *heart eyes*
O7⠀him being a whore for praises /affectionate
O8⠀mafia boss! diluc being rough with you
O9⠀mirrors (with kaeya and zhongli)
1O⠀another puppy! diluc drabble
11⠀ you're supposed to eat him out but you end up doing it instead
12⠀ soft hcs (with childe and zhongli)
13⠀ orgy! with childe and zhongli
14⠀ s/o with an only fans! hc
15⠀ hate sex with diluc
16⠀ he pours wine on your body
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≡⠀KAEYA
O1⠀honorary knight gets fucked by the cavalry captain?!
O2⠀mommy kink with kaeya
O3⠀kaeya being a stupid tease
O4⠀seeing you in yoga pants (with childe)
O5⠀being his little minx
O6⠀kaeya in sweatpants
O7⠀advantages of wearing gray undies
O8⠀mirrors (with zhongli and diluc)
O9⠀s/o with an only fans! hc
1O⠀food play with wine ;)
11⠀ being into a hybrid! s/o
12⠀ baby trapping him because he keeps pulling out!
13⠀ maybe being jealous isn't that bad
14⠀ being teased so much while he works
15 ⠀being a dom for brat! kaeya
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≡⠀LAWRENCE
O1⠀dilf! lawrence uGH
O2⠀more dilf! lawrence thoughts
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≡⠀VENTI
O1⠀s/o with an only fans! hc
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ventisslut · 8 days
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And said character being a highly suspicious, manipulative, centuries old god who participated in multiple wars and killed a dragon before along with being responsible for the erasure of an entire nation, with a shit ton of trauma and ptsd and has a substance abuse problem but SURE, of course he's a harmless little guy!
Just because he actively chooses to be a good person and doesn't hurt anyone doesn't mean he's incapable of hurting people or acting..off.
One of the main reasons why i believe Venti has yandere potential is that he deals with his traumas and problems in unhealthy manners and coping mechanisms, and it's very likely when people like this fall in love, their love and attachment style also tend to be unhealthy. (myself, for example.)
Venti has been literally wearing his dead friend's visage for centuries and actively attempting to honor him through the way he lives and acts by becoming a legendary bard. Nearly all of his actions are done out of love and a deep grief, and these alone show us how truly devoted and a little obsessed he is. (Don't get me wrong, i'm not saying he was in love with his friend i strictly believe it was a platonic relationship.)
I personally believe that when he falls in love and perhaps even gets a s/o, he gets attached in an unhealthy manner. Because he is so in love so desperately.
I don't think people realize how complex Venti is and how deep his emotions run. It's easy to fall for his carefree bard persona and find it weird when people recognize that he would have a few things deeply wrong with him.
Sure, he could try to laugh it off and not act on his feelings, but surely the dam will break. Surely, he will get tired of the sacrifices he has to make for his people and decide that for once, he's going to give in. And not care what the other feels or thinks, tired of being alone for centuries. He's painfully self-aware too, and that in itself causes him great guilt knowing what he is doing is wrong yet can't snap out of it.
Also...check this post out.
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bahbzxxx · 8 months
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My irl life is really picking up rn, but it’s imperative that we all understand that Venti is the holy father, the dilf, the milf, daddy, maestro, maestro of the winds, conductor of the winds, HOT, SEXY, DIVINE.
Go pay your respects. Venti will ALWAYS BE #1 DILF
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Venti The Bard gets money on the side by dressing up in the hot muggy character suits from kids favorite books during festivals. He has dressed up as the boar princess and walked around like that on the hottest summer day in mondstadt, but he does it for the kids because he radiates dilf energy don’t you deny it and real DILFS come in all shapes and sizes
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shadowcatzone · 1 year
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Venti gifts zhongli a shirt that reads "DILF"
Xiao murders venti on the spot
Zhongli asks what a dilf is, which, in turn, brings venti back to life
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wendeiwisp · 1 year
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And now it's time for Silly Songs with Venti, the part of the show where Venti comes out and sings a silly song. So without further ado, Silly Songs with Venti.
" This is a special song dedicated to Childe. "
A Stinky Kinda Fatui by sucking toes
You get on with life as a fatui, You're a stinky kinda person. You like fighting and . You like to contemplate fighting. But when you start to daydream, Your mind turns straight to dilfs.
Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!
Do you love dilfs more than fighting? Do you love dilfs more than fighting?
You like to use words like 'comrade' and '.' You like to use words about fighting. But when you stop your talking, Your mind turns straight to dilfs.
Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!
Do you love dilfs more than fighting? Do you love dilfs more than fighting?
You like to hang out with Scara and aether. But when left alone, Your mind turns straight to dilfs.
Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!
Do you love dilfs more than fighting? Do you love dilfs more than fighting?
You hate chopsticks and slow people. But you just think back to dilfs, And you're happy once again.
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