I made these memes for r/dionysus, and thought I’d post them here too.
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just imagine a boy flirting with a girl in ancient greece and he tells her "you're prettier than aphrodite" and instead of blushing and saying "thank you" she goes BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND WHY THE F*CK DID YOU SAY THAT DO YOU WANT ME F*CKING DEAD OR WHAT
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Hera: A boy doesn't dye his hair that color unless he has psychological problems!!
Dionysus: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!!!!
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Dionysus and the goats 👀 twitter
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Zeus: I love all my children.
Hades: Including the only 4 you have with your wife?
Zeus: Hera and I have 4 kids?
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Ariadne: I know your intention is to dress like a slutty man but wow you’re really pulling it off
Dionysus: Darling you know I never disappoint
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there are so many absurd stories in greek mythology but to me for some reason a 1 day old baby stealing cattle beats them all. like. a newborn baby. stealing cattle. I can't even picture it without giggling to myself. he woke up and chose violence
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Apollo: There he is, everyone! The birthday boy! I just wanna say brother that I love you so very much, and this song that I'm gonna play next is for you.
Dyonisus: Bro, the fuck-
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