some possible career paths for toph to go down that are not fundamentally antithetical to her character and everything she stands for:
sculptor
architect/construction worker (she designs it and then erects it, all within an hour)
earthbending teacher but if u have bad vibes she kicks u out of her school
zuko’s personal lie detector / court politics navigator
sokka’s research assistant
(mean but highly effective) therapist
idle rich public intellectual
anarchist private investigator who gathers a bunch of suspects in a room and gleefully exposes all their secrets (even the irrelevant ones) just to stir up drama. and then leaves
badgermole whisperer
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the jodi arias/travis whoever murder was truly the ultimate fuck around and find out situation, like...ok so you're gonna willingly continue to associate with a woman you know is mentally ill and obsessed with you just so that you can have degrading sex with her while also constantly insulting and ridiculing her to your friends behind her back? stringing her along w/the hope of a serious relationship, while you really just think of her as an object for you to fuck & then discard with no consequences? lol. bet. hope you like being stabbed 37 times
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Domestic Lawlight is so funny to me these two would be the most annoying insufferable argumentative difficult couple ever.
Here's how I imagine a "Light asks L to help with basic chores" conversation going (they've been married for years):
Light: Hey L, take out the trash today.
L: I don't want to.
Light: Ok? I fail to see how that's relevant. I didn't want to spend my entire morning cleaning your smelly roach infested room, but I did anyway. Would it kill you to at least not throw your candy wrappers on the floor? You have a bin you know. Two bins.
L: I was planning to pick up the wrappers later today but you beat me to it.
Light: You always say that and then never end up doing it.
L: Just because Light-kun is too impatient to wait, doesn't mean I'm lying. You can't prove I wouldn't have picked up the wrappers had you waited, so this is a baseless accusation.
Light: So I'm the problem. For cleaning your mess.
L: I like how my room looks. Perhaps Light-kun should stop being judgemental of people with different lifestyles.
Light: Do I need to keep stressing that your room had a roach infestation problem.
L: The roaches are my friends.
Light: You are being unbelievably difficult. Is it that hard to take out the trash?
L: I don't want to.
Light: "I DoNT wAnT TO". Why do we have to have this conversation every time I ask you to help me with chores.
L: If Light doesn't like doing the chores I will just get Watari to do them.
Light: L. Watari will not be able to do your chores forever.
L: 20%.
Light: ??? I cannot believe you. I can't believe you are insinuating I would kill my father-in-law because I'm reasonably angry with you for throwing a tantrum every time I ask you to help with basic chores. Will my Kira-relapse percentage rise if I demand you do the dishes today too?
L: 30%.
Light: You are insufferable. Like actually insufferable. You know Watari's gonna die one day, right? He's already really old. I won't be here forever either. Who's gonna take care of you when that happens? Might as well start learning to be an adult now at 30. Better late than never.
L: I wouldn't worry. Light-kun is younger than me and I'm the one in actual threat of dying while doing my detective work. Besides, I'm married to Kira-kun. It's a miracle I haven't ended up dead yet. In any case, Light-kun will most certainly outlive me.
Light: ...I'll make you regret this, L.
Light: *angrily storms off with the garbage bag fuming with rage, already starting to craft a detailed extremely elaborate step-by-step plan to fake his own death so he can teach L a lesson about the importance of doing his goddamn household chores*
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ik everyone and their mother has said this already but I appreciate how many episodes of puppet history focus on non-white stories and are both respectful and dont just focus on mass suffering at the hands of white people, and when they do have episodes involving that they still make sure to focus on the people fighting back and not just "oh this horrible thing was done, sad!"
Also I appreciate how Shane makes an effort to pronounce shit correctly, and to be respectful of people's cultures and spirituality, and to find lesser known stories from these cultures. It's always cool to go into the comments and see people who usually don't see their history or people acknowledged talking about how happy the episode made them.
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I am delusional
Joel: Boat boys? Boat boys are gone guys
Also Joel: Etho's first MCC? YES. I can't wait to absolutely destroy washed up Etho at MCC. Like he's so washed, I'm saying this right now I'm team Gem on this. Etho's washed...he's gonna get-I'm going to kill him everytime I see him, I'm targeting him. I'm just kidding, but he did break my trust in the last life series after we had such a nice time together as Boat Boys and...he just...it wasn't the same.
HE'S STILL NOT OVER IT, HE STILL MISSES ETHO. NO ONE CAN TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME, BOAT BOYS ISN'T GONE TILL I SAY THEY'RE GONE.
(sobbing noises)
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I had a cat GF but not in a sexy way, in a Skyrim way. She kept trying to steal all my shit and I had to keep stealing it back. We ended up getting divorced and then my horse killed her. I cried.
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