#don't attack me pls

[chaos-potat]

Raph and Donnie are my favs well for 03 I am not exactly a huge fan of them in 12 then again I have a bias because I grew up with 03.

That's fair

The 2012 characters were done so dirty, Donnie could have been great, I loved Raph to be honest, but Donnie was my favorite, I was suffering watching Donnie sometimes lol. 2003 was much more serious, they were based pretty heavily on the comics and were much more serious, they felt so much older than they were. I can't hate on that since that's what happens in their situation tho.

Not being a big fan of 2012 is understood, they were not utilized properly in most cases.

#this is just my opinion #don't attack me pls #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2003 #asks

[le-panda-chocovore]

I'm reading Heartstopper after watching the Netflix show several times (yeah I know I'm a scam for doing it in this order) and it's absolutely DELIGHTFUL !!! Now I can say that there was some unnecessary drama in the show that was added (because Netflix, obviously) yet it still respect enough the original story. And the comic is BEAUTIFUL and ADORABLE and all FLUFFY AND CUTIE AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I love them & I love Alice Oseman, what an amazing woman, I mean, a goddess !!

#listen #i didn't have the money to buy the books before #and i respect too much BL writers to read illegally online #so yeah I'm only here now #don't attack me pls #the show was great and i WILL watch it again #but the comics is even MORE amazing #and I didn't think it could be possible #what a perfect love story #nick x charlie #the best couple #OTP #heartstopper #nick nelson #charlie spring #boy's love #gay love #gay couple #tao x elle #tara x darcy #lesbians in love #sapphic #trans representation #lgbtq+ rights #comics

[ilovecharile]

Happy fourth of July I guess, here some memes for the season 3 final (don't get angry at me for saying happy fourth of day because of recant events and please don't hurt or harassed those who decided to celebrate it this year, there may be other reasons why people want celebrate it this year besides recant events. I don't care if you celebrate it or not this year along if you don't harassed people about it, this isn't a political blog and intent to keep it that way )

I'm low-key convinced that autumn doesn't exist on this island since I don't remember or know a single episode where there were orange tree or falling leaves

#happy fourth of july #don't attack me pls #thomas and friends #ttte #ttte thomas #ttte percy #ttte harold #ttte toby

[crystalcleariceberg]

So I "made" this:

#honestly quite proud of this #say thank u to my procrastination #don't attack me pls #jwds #gahan #soljiwan

[alittleannihilati0n]

My stranger things gender/sexuality headcannons (pt 1/?):

Robin: lesbian (cannon), cis-ish girl, any pronouns vibes

Nancy: nonbinary woman, bisexual demiromantic, she/her

Jonathan: nonbinary/genderqueer, he/she/they, pan and demi

Argyle: gender is a social construct, any pronouns, queer

Eddie: gay, fuck gender roles guy, he/him

Steve: bisexual, trans man, he/him

#paradox's brain #stranger things #don't attack me pls #i know it's the 80s #chill #jonathan byers #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #argyle

[just-a-summer-thing]

I feel like I'm the only Desi who doesn't like Tarak Mehta ka ulta chashma

Don't cancell me plss ik this is way more controversial than amitabh and Rekha's affair but the truth is the truth

#the suite life of a desi girl #don't attack me pls #desiblr #tarak mehta ka ooltah chashmah

[mellowwillowy]

Yan! Surgeon: ... Say what?

Reader: I said I want to perform this cosmetic surge-

Yan! Surgeon: No no no, absolutely not! You are beautiful already! Drop dead gorgeous, breathtaking, even more than Aphrodite and Apollo would ever be! No no no, I'm not going to approve this, better yet, you should never perform any of those! Hey, send this notice to the others, they are not in a fit condition for this surgery!

Reader: ??? Is this some sort of new advertisement method??? To either flatter or piss off your client???

Reader didn't get to perform any cosmetic surgery in the end. The other brother part-timing as a dentist.

Bonus 2, the doctor

#Yandere x reader #Yandere OC #Noel the Unbent #CatboX #Yandere scenarios #Yandere imagines #pls don't attack me

[stealyouralienskin]

Superman

Superman should have green skin.

Why?

Cause he fucking gets energy from the sun, as in,, photosynthesis

Like i understand that the creator wanted to draw ties to Jewish immigrants and make him relatable,,

But this is not about that

No, this is about how his design doesn't make (evolutionary) sense

Superman gets his energy from the sun,,

The green tinting chlorophyll would be able to directly convert light into chemical energy for the Kryptonian body to use

So why doesn't he have green skin?

Like at least give him dark skin,, even if you're too much of a coward to give him green (which i know you're not ahem martian manhunter ahem)

Like i don't know if you know this, but we originally evolved (under this our yellow sun) to have dark skin, back when we lived in Africa, where the sun is the hottest (which is probably the same sort of conditions that the Kryptonians evolved in, since they evolved to absorb light straight from the sun)

And melanin can (supposedly) absorb the whole electromagnetic spectrum so it would be more efficient in the energy absorbtion part

(It also helps protect the cells that receive and react to light in your eyes so,, patches of dark skin around superman's eyes??)

So from an evolution stand point, Superman should have had green skin

I mean of course it could be some other energy catching and converting pigment (maybe a cross between melanin and chlorophyll,, catching UV and converting it directly) that evolved on krypton or maybe Kryptonians don't even need to convert it into chemical energy (in which case, why does he even have a digestive system) or yeah, i guess magic as well (the man has laser eyes (that actually could just be him harnessing the light energy he's absorb and producing his own, but no magic)) and also evolution itself doesn't make sense,, but still.

Also yes im basically saying Superman is a plant, fight me

#shitpost #but still #superman #don't at me #don't attack me pls #idk anything #don't label me as some conspiracy theorist either #i just wrote this to get it off my mind

[rayes-rain]

As a kataang girlie myself, seeing so many zutara shippers saying they hope it becomes canon in netflix atla makes me sad for them. Like, girl, you deserve better.

#idk maybe that's my Canon Privilege talking #avatar the last airbender #atla #netflix avatar #netflix atla #kataang #also i say this out of care pls don't attack me i know what this fandom can be like #like netflix atla isn't horrible but the characterizations are still weak in a lot of respects #i don't really want kataang OR zutara to become canon frankly

[dolores-madrigal]

@usercreate pride event + @paletmblr event xxi: pride

RONANCE — NANCY WHEELER + ROBIN BUCKLEY

#ronance #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #stranger things #usercreate #paletmblr21 #strangerthingsedit #userava #userbecca #robinbuckleyedit #nancywheeleredit #strangerthingsdaily #robinsource #ronancedaily #ali.gif #* #this is my personal hcs!! so pls don't attack me

[gummywormqueen]

guess who’s clown ass made a baby for their fave crk ship ever + some designs for older licorice and dark choco <33

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #cookie run oc #dark choco cookie #licorice cookie #darklico #crk oc #dark taffy cookie #her name is dark taffy because I #I have no idea what chocolate and licorice even make together #taffy was the only thing I could think of #don't ask me how she was conceived I have no idea either #licorice with long hair is my favorite thing ever I hope it happens #digital art #my art #for the love of god pls do not attack me in the comments for this ship its my boat and I am the captain of it #I am cringe but free leave me be #probably gonna redesign licorice's older design

[everyscreentoobeseen]

Hold on, why do yall think Stede's choice to kill Ned was a WHIM?????

First of all, this isnt the first time Stede got someone killed. Chuancy was an accident, but he did use the stun move. All of ep 2 s1 was about Stede learning how to deal with it. He still feels bad but as he told the natives. He dosen't feel bad that Chauncey is dead. His crew was under threat. So he stopped Badminton from hurting them. His bad feelings came from somewhere else.

Nighel Badminton got himself killed but it did make Stede run back home and face his problems. When he does go back home he tells the other rich guys.

"I've seen death. Been the cause of it. It changes you."

He already knows what it's like be a killer!

But everytime it wasn't his choice. The Badmintons were accidents. He never got to actually choose to be a killer.

That's why when Ned Low invaded his "safe space ship", captured his crew (family) and tortured not only them but also The Love of his Life, Making it into a fucked up PERFORMANCE! All his life bullies found fun in torturing him. Why would this guy be any different.

Hell yeah he was ready to kill him.

Of course, this time he gets to choose. This is not him using a stun move. He is now the conducter of Ned's death and he'll be damned if it's not done His Way.

He's not gonna stab him. It's not gonna be messy. It's not gonna be fast like a gunshot or a stab through the head.

He is going to make Ned SUFFER. Force him to walk the plank. Throw his precious violin in his face and let him drown. It's clean. It's poetic. It's outsourcing the big job to nature. Just like killing spiders.

But Ned continues to demean him. "You know once you kill me your a real pirate. Your not an amateur anymore." Even after everything Stede has been through. Not matter how much he's grown, the world still thinks he's playing at pirating.

The Badmintons dont count.

EVEN ED THINKS SO!

"Once you've killed in cold blood. You cant come back."

Well Chuancy's death was cold blooded wasn't it? Stede snuck him from behind. The boat fire that he caused isn't enough either. When Ed burns a boat, it's murder. But when Stede does it it's "quirky". Stede ALREADY considered himself a killer but NO ONE ELSE DOES. (not even the fandom apparently.)

Yes, he wanted to prove himself. But I don't think that was the thought process until Ned brought it up.

Stede did not hesitate on Ned's death until the others made him question himself. He was completely set on making sure Ned wasn't a threat to his ship. He was so sure of making him walk the plank. It was PLANNED from the moment he put the plank down and the other boat left. What's one more death? But then everyone was treating him like a innocent child?? Like he's doing something unlike him?

He HAD TO PROVE to everyone in that moment that he could kill Ned because no one RECOGNIZED that he was ALREADY a killer.

Him killing Ned became a point to make once he realized there was even a point to be made.

The only reason that he felt even a little bad about it was because Ed asked him not to. He felt like he let Ed down. That maybe Edward like Stede Bonnet, Landed Gentry Pretending to Be A Pirate more than Stede Bonnet, Real Pirate. Because he realized how much he's changed. No more Gentleman, now he's just a Pirate.

That's why he Sped Things Up with Ed. He wanted Ed to prove that he could handle not so innocent Stede FUCKING Bonnet. That he wouldn't leave Stede after seeing this new side of him. He gets consent and then goes on to have the man of his dreams after saving him. How romantic male lead of him.

Of course the NEXT FUCKING DAY HE GETS TOLD IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!! THAT HE'S NOT READY FOR "WHATEVER THIS IS".

How on earth was Stede not supposed to take this as "I dont like the you that isn't soft, isn't insecure, isnt in need of protection." That Ed is leaving to become a fisherman because he cant stand Stede being the messy one for once in his life.

Maybe it was trauma. Maybe it was a show of toxic masculinity. But dont pretend like Stede did it on a WHIM.

#ofmd #blackbeard #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #edward teach #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #stede bonnet #stede fucking bonnet #ned low #chauncey badminton #nigel badminton #the takes I've been seeing are.... SO BAD #pls tell me you don't think stede wasn't actively choosing to kill a man that attacked him first #i need to read/write fanfics about this #ofmd meta #man on fire #calypso's birthday

[queerprayers]

listen i do genuinely support bringing back fourth century religious debates for fun. but first you need to understand the difference between "arian" and "aryan." i'm actually begging you.

#almost had a heart attack yesterday #no i don't have the post it was a screenshot someone showed me #'i would only support an aryan trinity' has HORRIBLE implications pls never say that again

[leafn0t]

No

NO

I don't like where this going at all!!!

I actually hate it!

#chainsaw man #csm part two #chainsaw man spoilers #csm #asa mitaka #csm spoilers #csm 140 #don't do this to me pls #I'm scared someone pick me up #i believe this is a personal attack against me /jk

[bambooshuohuop]

He loves me, He loves me not. (One-Shot)

In many possible AU's, someone could be lucky enough to be Zhongli's (mortal) lover, the famous Liyuean in the Harbor. they get to experienced his gentle and patient love, his sweet whispers and caress cuddling them a good night.

yet all was for nought, when they realized Zhongli could only whisper those sweet things because they reminded him of Guizhong— who he kept insisting was his mere friend.

; attempted angst (no comfort?), Zhongli x Reader, Guizhong (mentioned), distorted perception of love(?), lowercase

it was a humble day in Liyue Harbor. the night was calm with its gentle breeze, the laughter in the night market being its main jolly tune. amidst the pairs of lovers, people could see the most famous one walking hand in hand.

Zhongli could most definitely feel the gossips and stares. although he was already immune through the millennia that he had to endure it, the same thing couldn't be said for his dear lover.

❛darling, should we brisk walk to that boutique?❜ he asked as he sneakily placed his free hand on his pocket, glad that he remembered to bring a stash of Mora. after all, his lover has been paying for their dates the past few weeks. it was only fair to pay them back.

❛oh, is there an occasion?❜ they asked as though unfazed, yet Zhongli could feel their grip tightening on his arm. he caresses his fingers through their clothes in hopes to calm them down.

❛hm? should there be an occasion to show my love for you?❜ Zhongli felt them flinch at his question, but he paid no heed thinking they were merely shocked.

❛(Name)?❜

to them, they grimaced at their involuntary movement. their heart beating erratically as the searing burn in their chest began to flame hard. his question ignited the ugly emotions swirling within, even with their attempts on quelling it down.

they didn't think Zhongli had noticed, but he had been quite different lately.

from the start, (Name) didn't mind his stories. in fact, they asked for them. they knew that Zhongli isn't just the 'man with abundant knowledge' because he is the knowledge itself. the history of Liyue weaved in his hands.

it wasn't the reason they loved Zhongli though. it was more than that and he could see it— see the genuine love they held for him.

when they asked about his history, Zhongli complied. a smile adorning his face that (Name) could swoon over.

it soon fell when he kept talking about her. every. single. day.

❛these meals were one of Guizhong's favorites. I brought these when she's feeling dejected. I think you'll come to like it too.❜

❛do you love the gift I crafted you, my darling? the inspiration originates in one of Guizhong's creations.❜

❛she truly is a magnificent god. her beauty is as beautiful as the Liyue skies. might I tell you that time where—❜

❛hm? of course I love you, dear. nothing could ever surpass my feelings about you.❜

now, they weren't jealous. their love stood strong even when the fear attempts to pierce through. multiple what-ifs going through their head, but they didn't bother themselves to it. Zhongli loves them. he didn't love her, he said it so himself..

..so why does it feel like they were only a replacement for someone Zhongli couldn't have anymore?

❛(Name), are you alright?❜

❛huh?❜ they blinked, suddenly finding themselves staring right into his handsome face, ❛no, of course not.❜

when a frown etched in his face, they realized their mistake, ❛I- I mean! no, there's no need for an occasion to show one's love. anyway, let's go to the boutique?❜

the smile went back to his face once more. and it was infectious as their clouded mind began to clear, their steps a tad lighter as they went ahead to the newly opened boutique.

when they arrived, the staffs greeted them with pure customer service. they didn't suffocate them much with it, but their stares told a different meaning; they love the gossip too.

❛welcome to Lion's boutique!❜

(Name) was kind of glad the staffs kept their professionalism. else they'd dug themselves a hole and hide forever. after a few chit-chats and fake smiles, the staffs went ahead and let the loverbirds roam around the shop freely.

❛Zhongli, what do you think fits me best?❜ they questioned, fiddling with a random fabric.

they could hear him hum as he thought of a reply. they knew that their lover had a keen eye in clothes as much as he is in history. soon enough, he offered (Name) a specific grey fabric, a loose dress fit for most adult Liyueans.

❛these shall do.❜

❛alright, thanks!❜

thinking nothing much of it, they merrily whisk themselves in the fitting room. their heart basically soaring at the fact that Zhongli chose them a clothing. it was the first out of all things they've done as lovers, so it felt quite special.

when they came out, Zhongli's eyes creased with a smile— the soft, endearing look they received made everything worth it.

❛that fabric design suits you well, darling.❜

if (Name)'s heart could jump out and fly away, it would.

❛thank you, love.❜

the dress was fine, the dress was fine. they thought repeatedly as a thought occured.

❛Zhongli, what do you think should I wear next-❜

❛what a coincidence,❜ he utters loud enough for them to hear, ❛the design on your clothes..❜

he paused, suddenly noticing something. when he had that familiar look again, (Name) knew what was about to come as their confidence slowly dwindled. they could only hold back a frustrated sigh as they let him do as he pleases.

❛it is similar to how Guizhong once embroided the Glaze Lilies on her skirt once for a formal occasion, to emphasize how much she truly loved the flowers.❜

you could've just said you love her too.

❛..how interesting,❜ they grit out, going back to the dressing room to change their clothes that they knew Zhongli's precious girl—friend Guizhong wouldn't wear. with how much he yaps about her, (Name) already felt like they met the god. so they went ahead and chose a dress for themselves. the anger quelling down but never diminishing.

after the silent quarrel, the days continue to come as normal. yet a seed of doubt began to grow in their mind. was it just nostalgia in Zhongli's eyes when he began reminiscing his time with her? was it truly alright to bear with the fact that he now sees them with the mask of a dead woman?

right now, they mustered up the courage to make excuses. they left Zhongli back in the Harbor as the pain became too much. he smiled more when it was about her. all about the woman he kept insisting was his friend.

(Name) came to a stop in one of the cliffs in Liyue, the tranquil skies being their solace as they sat down. the grass tickling their fingers grounded them to reality.

❛I shouldn't have asked him.. it's all my fault.❜

they knew that Zhongli finally began to notice their weird behaviour. the sudden refusal to go on dates, the outbursts of anger slowly coming undone. still, he couldn't stop talking about Guizhong.

she was lovely alright, (Name) knew that. they respected her even. but when your own lover kept talking about someone else, the one that got away— but hey! she's just a friend and nothing else. how long can (Name) bear it? Zhongli doesn't seem to know it himself, that his thoughts about her were all leading to one thing.

he loves her.

at this point, they didn't know if it was his ignorance or deliberate show. either way, they want to break up with him. they truly do. if Zhongli could have all the patience in the world, they can't.

they weren't immortal.

they could've spend their own feeble eternity with someone else who could make them feel special and wanted. yet his warm smiles, his gracefulness, and eloquent words turns them into a melting mess.

never to be fixed until the cold reality settles in.

#genshin fanfic #genshin impact #zhongli #idk how to tag this #angst #guizhong #zhongli x reader #basic grammar pls don't attack me #idk what im doing #genshin #lovers #love #there was a time i hated zhongli and now i won't talk about it #glaze lily #rex lapis #the one that got away #fanfic #attempted angst #angst no comfort #im editing this in random times

[footballandshit]

Bad Football Valentine's Cards | Arsenal F.C. - Part I

#thought it's about time we bring these back hehe #so here's my contribution! #also it is called 'bad' footie valentine's cards for a reason so pls don't attack me for the shitty edits and the silly puns/lines hshs #will be posting part 2 soon! oh and a misc footie edition too! #the barbie one is inspired by one specific user 🤭 #*ice edits #football valentine's cards #valentine's day #arsenal fc #afc #mikel arteta #granit xhaka #martin odegaard #eddie nketiah #gabriel jesus #reiss nelson #fabinelli #gabriel martinelli #fabio vieira