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I made something before the end of pride month, two more days till we see these mfs again

#dragon.pasta.txt #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #nacy wheeler #robin buckley #johnathan byers #argyle #will byers #mike wheeler #joyce byers #jim hopper #lucas sinclair #max mayfield #steddie #ronance #jargyle #byler #jopper #lumax #these bitches are my heart and soul #if anything happens to them I will not be ok. #elmax #elumax

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Episode 7 having bubbline/gumlee die and kiss in the same is the best queer representation I've ever seen

A tragic end to a relationship and the blossoming of a new one is doing irreversible damage to my brain

#dragon.pasta.txt #bubbline #marceline x bubblegum #princess bubblegum #marceline #gumlee #gumball x marshall #prince gumball #marshall lee #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #fionna and cake episode 7

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listen, drag doesn't make kids queer/trans, but dressing up in drag in 1st grade definitely helped me figure stuff out

#dragon.pasta.txt #drag #trans #transgender #ftm #gay #queer #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtq community #it was for a play about germs #we didnt have enough boys and I was way too excited while volunteering #i named myself after my character

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alright listen I don't usually do this but everyone needs to point and laugh

#what the fuck is this shit ahshdjfjfkd #self ship #anti proship #dragon.pasta.txt #DAWG THATS A DOG

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tomorrow. WE RISE.

#dragon.pasta.txt #homestuck #karkat vantas #john egbert #june egbert #j egbert #jane crocker #413

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ULTIMATE WIN

#dragon.pasta.txt #the owl house #aroace #aromantic #asexual #hunter wittebane #toh willow #toh hunter #willow park #I WAS RIGHT!!!!! #probably just a coincidence BUT I WAS RIGHT #WHHSJFJDJF

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I just realized Nepeta is named after catnip

Nepeta Cataria is the scientific name of catnip

her name is weed

#dragon.pasta.txt #did yall know this and just not tell me #nepeta leijon #homestuck #hs nepeta

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I dont know much about fnaf lore, but I know those old men fucked at some point

#dragon.pasta.txt #old man yaoi #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #fnaf henry emily #henry emily #fnaf william afton #lung caner awareness

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I desperately want either Steve or Robin to die next season.

Not because I hate them, but because seeing them mourn for each other would be the most heart shattering scene to ever grace television

#dragon.pasta.txt #more so steve cuz i love seeing my babygirl suffering<3 #I'm an emotional masochist #stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #stobin #platonic stobin #stranger things s5

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I have cute aggression towards Will Byers

I wanna chew on him and bop him around

#dragon.pasta.txt #will byers #stranger things #stranger things will #byler #byclair

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farmworld finn is a dilf

#dragon.pasta.txt #fionna and cake #finn the human #farmworld finn

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there's nothing I want more than an scp x magnus archives crossover

#dragon.pasta.txt #scp #scp foundation #the magnus archives

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I don't even care if byler has chemistry or not, Will deserves to have whatever he wants and if he wants some slimy greasy basement dweller then so be it.

#dragon.pasta.txt #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #anti mileven

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Jancy and Ronance are basically the same ship

Nancy and her malewives

#dragon.pasta.txt #jancy #jonathan x nancy #ronance #robin x nancy #nancy x jonathan #nancy x robin #robin counts as a malewife cause she's peak gender

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ok, so I know there are so many signs pointing to byler being canon, but I want all of you to know that even if the duffer brothers leave their relationship "up to interpretation", I AM GOING TO BALL MY FUCKING EYES OUT. IF THEY DON'T HAVE AN EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL KISS WITH TEARS ON CAMERA, I WILL SUE THEM FOR EMOTIONAL TRAUMA.

#dragon.pasta.txt #please for the love of gods let them kiss #and it should absolutely be a parallel to that elmike kiss. #stranger things #stranger things mike #stranger things will #will byers #mike wheeler #byler #byler nation #anti elmike

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hey does anyone have any platonic stobin fic recommendations? preferably s3 scoops ahoy shenanigans but I'll read anything

#dragon.pasta.txt #fic rec #stobin #platonic stobin #scoops ahoy #steve harrington #robin buckley #stranger things #stranger things season 3