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anns-works · 2 years

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Tommy: OH MY GOD, SAM! SAM!

Dream: ˢʰʰ, ˢᵃᵐ'ˢ ᵃˢˡᵉᵉᵖ.

Tommy: ᴼʰ, ˢᵒʳʳʸ.

Dream: ᵂʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵘᵖˀ

Tommy: ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ᶠᶦʳᵉ.

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clingyduoapologist · 9 months

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Honestly bro we don’t talk about how Wilbur thought doomsday was his explosion enough… like bro came back like “damn I really did a number on this place huh 😎” and then no one corrected him because like what would you say in that situation? “Oh hey sorry bro no ur massively important suicide bombing that you’ve defined your entire sense of self around was like fixed on a week. That hole was some other bitches sorry” literally c!tubbo deserves an award for not pushing him into the hole

#IT’S SO FUNNY TO ME LIKE #he’s so cringe fail girly coded #dream smp #c!wilbur

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yaelartworks · 1 year

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🍟✨The Syndicate go to McDonalds✨🍔

(also niki's design based off of @pineapplefishh 's)

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theminecraftbee · 7 months

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my other favorite slightly-less-stupid technoblade headcanon that i hold to dearly despite the march of fandom is that he is NOT A PIGLIN. he is a PIGMAN. there is a DIFFERENCE. this is entirely based on the fact that, like, okay he's a hypixel and pvp guy, so he basically always played 1.8. so when he got to dsmp and saw the new nether he was like. what the fuck are those. where are the zombie pigmen. those things have weird ears??? those aren't my brothers??? and combined with the fact he frequently would find out something about modern minecraft and go "what the heck when did that happen" i think he's like. one of the last of the original pigmen. the ones that became zombie pigmen before the whole piglin thing happened. he's not a zombie simply because he's built differently. he's sort of trapped in a different era. he's just chillin' though. because he's technoblade and he's built differently.

#dream smp #technoblade #listen. he's so funny to me. piggie :D #my entry into the mcyt fandom will occasionally take over my brain again GOD i need to write the bedrock bros fic #NOVEMBER.......#this combines really funny with the 'and he's also used to being an endgame mmo player' thing btw

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diaryofa-loser · 4 months

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im in a bit of redrawing phase so heres me going back to my roots (og comic here)

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bugflies00 · 6 months

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yeah i know it did, three years ago

#sorry for putting you on the spot this was just a really funny notif to me #alex.rambles.txt #dream smp #mcyt #alex.greatest.hits.txt

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berryblu-arts · 2 years

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Little lads, creatures even...

#caught up w dsmp yesterday finally ^^#my art #dsmp #quackity #dsmp spoilers #not really but eh #mcyt #fanart #berryblu arts #slime clones #...do they have a name actually?#anyways #i think its so funny that the only 2 doodles i did for that stream were this #and mild ranboo angst #kekw #dream smp

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endbie · 5 days

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nothing else. Just aro / ace Tommy.

#dsmp #funny #dsmp brainrot #dream smp #dsmp fanart #tommyinnit #ctommy #aro ace #aro ace Tommy #aro ace tommyinnit #aromantic asexual #aromantic #asexual #aro ace ctommy #dsmp headcanon #dream smp headcanon

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finchtoasted · 2 months

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Happy c!tommy revive day. If you even care

#I SAID I WAS ON HIATUS #I AM I SWEAR #I KEEP GETTING SUCKED INTO FUNNY MINECRAFT ROLEPLAY #Pls pls pls #finchtalks #dsmp #dream smp #ctommy #c tommy #mcyt #tommyinnit #Dsmp tommy #posts

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bleue-flora · 14 days

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Ok, I recently wrote an essay [here] talking about the definition and duties of civil engineering as well as the ethics because of the brain rot @swordfright gave me with calling Dream Sam’s ultimate engineering project. So, because I actually am a civil engineer I took it upon myself to design the title and summary of quantities sheets just like I do at work for roads but with Dream as the project instead. And in honor of angst day sponsored by @sixteenth-day-event, I figured I’d share it because I feel like it kinda works for the prison of the mind prompt.

“Sam’s “ultimate engineering project” he deemed too damaged like a bumpy road or crumbling building that wasn’t worthy of patching and filling in the cracks or reinforcing, that’s too eroded to be fixed and preserved. So, Sam strived to tear him down to the bedrock so he could remake, remold, and reengineer Dream according to his design for the common safety, public health and well-fair.”

{These are very similar to the actual sheets I make day to day, which I shall not share for the sake of doxing my location, but yea pretty much everything has a significance. Some of it doesn’t necessarily make sense but that was because I was more so taking inventory of what we see in lore (so you know I counted ;) lol)}

#sixteenthdayevent #AAANNNNNGGST #Ah and now you see why I’ve been digging up all the prison lore and inventories ;D…. my brain rot is too powerful #still never got wardens torment enchants though :( did for the shovel and how which I’ll now have to write torture scenes for…#so ummm stay tuned for that in Misery Loves An Idiot… Dream going to have lots of fun I’m sure >:)#c!dream #dsmp #dreblr #dream smp #dsmp dream #dsmp analysis #dsmpblr #prison arc #dsmp art #pandora’s vault has a singular purpose #pandora’s vault #c!dream fanart #blue does art apparently #ah Sam… such a good engineer… if only he realized Dream was a person not a condemned structure oof #if y’all are curious enough I might share a irl work example with different numbers and stuff but didn’t want to bore you XD #happy angst day :)… wait isn’t that everyday? lol #can we talk about how I’ve done all of these prompts as descriptions of metaphors and stuff kinda funny #civil engineering

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simplepotatofarmer · 1 month

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Steve

ranboo

#technoblade #ranboo #dream smp #dsmp screenshot #it's funny to me

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anns-works · 2 years

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Connor: C'mon you wouldn't hurt a fly, would you? Rui: That's because a fly would have done nothing to deserve my wrath. Rui: You however, I would maim.