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#eren is the pretty boy in question btw
hokusu · 3 years
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It apparently needs to be said again. SNK is not ruined and this chapter was important and it *was thought out* and the way it uses the same line from all the way back in chapter 1′s “See you later, Eren” scene is literally evidence of this.
Of course the official translations aren’t even out, so to get the whole clear picture people should be waiting. But the scene of Mikasa kissing Eren’s decapitated head is not “disgusting, horrible, ruined her character, ruined the chapter, terrible writing, god forbid fanservice, necrophilia”, etc. etc. The amount of disrespect that is going on is honestly ridiculous.
Let me just say, I don’t ship Eren/Mikasa. At all, never have, never will. And I don’t think this “confirms” canon relationship anything, but also? SNK has never been that kind of story to begin with so whether or not Eren returns her feelings doesn’t even matter at this point. For the record, I also am not a huge Mikasa stan, I’m just pretty indifferent towards her.
But narratively, Mikasa loved Eren, she always has, so for her to kiss the person that means so much to her goodbye? It’s literally equivalent to watching your loved one dying, their pulse stopping and their last breath fading away, and in that next moment you kiss them goodbye. Goodbye before you mourn, before you “actually” let them go, before whatever happens to their remains. That. Is. Not. Necrophilia. (Btw, necrophilia definition per google is literally “sexual intercourse with or attraction towards corpses”).
I feel like people are reading WAY too much into this kiss and thinking of it in a way too “shipping” way. Again, SNK is not that kind of story (never has been)! So can we please look at this from a non-shipping POV (whether you ship them together or not)?
Eren means something to her, she had to kill him. Imagine having to kill the person you loved almost all your life? That “kiss” is not even about “Mikasa finally got to kiss her crush finally!!” way or as some are looking at it “wow Mikasa can only kiss Eren now because he’s dead and he can’t stop her”, it’s about her saying goodbye. Her closure, her coming to terms that yes she finally had to accept that she had to kill Eren, her best friend, the boy who saved her, to stop this war. Even if they grew distant post-time skip and she didn’t understand him or his actions and Eren pushed her away and told her “he hated her”, the point here is that it doesn’t matter, he is still important to her. And she played her role in doing what she had to.
Again, relating back to my last chapter post, the characters in SNK are playing their role. This time, it’s Mikasa’s turn. She’s finally accepted it and come to terms that she has to kill Eren to stop this war and she does. And yes, it’s tragic, having *her* who has always opposed killing Eren, going through with it. So also yes, she’s deserves to say goodbye even in the midst of the war. Her kissing Eren goodbye isn’t “fanservice”, isn’t out of time out of place because they’re at war...it’s literally just her being human, saying goodbye.
(Also just to touch on that “dream/vision” whatever it was between Mikasa and Eren running away in a cottage, there’s a lot to think about. I don’t know for sure obviously, but I like to think in paths they explore every single alternate universe like literally every single scenario that could happen and maybe this is one of those.)
And on an un-related note, but with everything else going on -- aka Jean & Connie as titans, can we just remember that there is one more chapter? There is still time for more thoughts, more details, more explanation, more time for this to be wrapped up. I also believe Ymir will have a role, because her watching all this time probably isn’t nothing? I don’t think every single question will be answered, but I also don’t believe that they’ll end with just everyone as titans. I can’t wait for the next chapter, but most of all, this is not god forbid apparently, the worst and most popular comparison yet, “GOT”.
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sleepysnk · 3 years
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i did this and.. yeah ❤ i hope you enjoy! reader is aged up btw!
Good Girl
Pairings: Carla Jaeger x Fem!Reader
Warnings: NSFW
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A sigh escaped (Y/N)'s mouth as she exited her car, the day was gloomy and ugly. Puffy clouds blanketed the sky, covering the bright sun, and the pavement was now wet from the thunderstorm that had just blown by minutes before.
Shitty weather for her shitty feelings.
Her shitty feelings stemmed from her recent breakup with her boyfriend, Eren. The two had broken up days prior, due to some issues in their relationship. One thing led to another, and the two called it quits after some arguing; it was over within a blink of an eye.
She couldn't help but miss the brunette boy she once called her boyfriend, Eren was an amazing guy, but everything just suddenly changed within a year of them dating. Her heart felt heavy and her eyes were a bit swollen from all the crying she had done, she wasn't the happiest about it, but she knew she couldn't stay like this forever.
She stood outside his home, she decided to come by and pick up a few things she had left behind. Eren told her that he wasn't around, but to just come in and take whatever she needed.
It was simple, right?
She let out a shaky breath before turning the knob and entering his home, she inhaled the familiar scent of his home; something she missed dearly.
It was quiet in his home, usually when Eren was around, the house was full of energy and life. Without him here.. it felt.. odd, almost awkward.
She put her keys into her pocket and headed towards the staircase that led upstairs, she knew the way around his house like the back of her hand. It was almost like all of the memories of them together were playing in her mind at that exact moment.
She was about to head into his room when her eyes caught the light coming from the room down the hall.
It was his mother's room.
(Y/N) suddenly felt a feeling of panic when the realization that his mom was home. His mom. Did she know they had broken up? Eren and Carla were very close, especially after her divorce from his dad, but what if she thought differently of (Y/N) after this? Not all mothers like to hear the word 'break up'.
She was about to head into Eren's room, when the door opened down the hall.
"Eren! Are you- oh, hello (Y/N)! Are you looking for Eren?"
She didn't know what to say, her mouth went completely dry and all the words in her throat were caught. Carla seemed to be in a good mood, did she not know what happened?
"O-Oh! Hi Ms.Jaeger, um.. I'm not looking for Eren actually," she said, her voice sounding nervous.
Carla laughed a bit, "(Y/N), you don't need to call me Ms.Jaeger, Carla is fine. If you aren't here for Eren, what are you looking for? If you don't mind me asking."
So she didn't know.
She removed her hand from the doorknob. "Can I.. talk to you about something?" she asked, looking away from the woman.
Carla gave her a warm smile, she was used to seeing it all the time whenever she came over. "Of course! Come on in sweetie!" she waved her over towards her room.
(Y/N) shoved her hands into her pockets, she made her way down the hall and entered Carla's bedroom. She hadn't ever seen it before, there was always something about entering a parent's bedroom that put her at discomfort. She could never do it at a friend's house, it felt almost like it was forbidden.
"What's on your mind? You seem a little unlike yourself," Carla asked, breaking (Y/N) out of her thoughts.
She looked at the woman who was folding some laundry, a wave of sadness came over her seeing as it was Eren's clothes she was folding.
She swallowed thickly, "Well.. I don't know if you know yet, but.. Eren and I – well um.. – we broke up," she replied.
The room suddenly fell quiet, she took notice of how Carla stopped folding the clothes and her expression seemed to be of surprise and shock. She wasn't sure how she'd react, it was his mom for heaven's sake!
A sigh escaped her mouth. "I could see you two were growing apart.. Eren stopped speaking about you often, I knew something was coming, but I didn't expect it so soon. I'm sorry sweetheart," she said, coming towards (Y/N).
Carla held her arms open for a hug that she gladly took. A hug was much needed right now, considering not many people cared to listen to (Y/N) about what was bothering her.
She pulled away, a small sniffle came from her nose. "Thank you Carla," she replied, wiping a few tears that escaped her eyes.
Carla used the pad of her thumb to wipe her tears away. "Of course, you can always come to me about anything! It doesn't matter what terms you're on with Eren."
She felt comforted by her words, most parents would shun any ex out of the family, no matter what reason for a break up. It was sweet to her knowing that Carla would always be around, despite what happened between the two.
She watched Carla make her way to the side of her bed, she placed the green laundry basket on the ground, and climbed onto the bed.
"Come sit! You look like you haven't slept," she said, patting the pillow next to her.
She felt comfortable enough to come sit next to Carla, she had done it many times, the two had always been close. Considering that Eren was always a momma's boy, (Y/N) grew to become comfortable and open with Carla about a lot of things.
She removed her shoes before climbing onto the large bed, sometimes she'd forget that Carla was a single woman. She was always surprised at the things she'd have, like a large bed, or a big closet with only her clothing items.
Her head pressed against the wooden frame of the bed, it felt awkward for a few moments, she didn't know what to say exactly.
"I think Eren is going to be okay, if you're concerned about that."
Her eyes looked down at the sheets beneath her, it was true, (Y/N) was extremely worried about Eren. He had always had a hot temper and he took things very seriously, she wasn't sure what a break up would do to him. Though, it did need to happen. Considering all of the bad shit that happened in between.
"I hope he'll be fine.. he can always come to me whenever," she replied, crossing her legs.
Carla placed her hand onto her knee. "Don't worry about it sweetheart, despite Eren being who he is, I know he'll be okay. Just like you will," she said, tapping her knee a few times.
A smile formed onto (Y/N)'s features at her words, maybe Carla was right, maybe everything would be okay.
"Say (Y/N).. I know this may sound a bit personal but.. did you and Eren, ever..?"
Her face grew hot from the question, why was Carla asking? Sure, Eren and (Y/N) both had sex many times, but it was so odd for his own mom to bring it up. Most kids hide that shit from their parents before marriage, but, why now?
She rubbed the back of her neck. "Well, yes we did, if you want honesty. Though towards the end he stopped paying attention to me, so we didn't do it much anymore," she felt embarrassed, she wanted to disappear on the spot.
Carla didn't look at her after she replied, it gave (Y/N) some anxiety. What if Carla didn't like that Eren was sexually active?
"You kids and your hormones, I'm not going to judge though. I did plenty of wild things in my days," she laughed. She shifted her body around so she could face her, "Eren treated you with respect.. right?"
Her eyes filled with curiosity. "O-Of course! Eren always asked me before anything.." she muttered, shifting around on the bed.
Carla turned so her body was now facing (Y/N), the air began to feel thick between them and it was clear there was something going on here that wasn't exactly right.
Suddenly, she felt a hand on her thigh, and it wasn't her own. Her eyes trailed up to see Carla's hand sitting there, what was she doing?
"You've always been a pretty girl, (Y/N)." she cooed, circling her thigh with her finger.
She swallowed thickly, was this really happening? This was Eren's mom, why was she being like this?
"What are you doing..?" (Y/N) asked, furrowing her eyebrows in confusion.
Carla only giggled, "You said Eren never paid attention to you in the end, no? How about I do it instead..?"
Was Carla actually saying she'd have sex with her?
(Y/N) didn't know what to think at the moment, what if someone walked in? If Eren saw what was going on he'd for sure be upset, and this was his mom. This wasn't some random woman.
"Just know there's no force here, if you don't want to, then we can just forget this whole thing. I just want to help you out sweetie," Carla said, rubbing her thigh once more.
She played with the skin of her fingernails, this was a difficult decision to make. Carla was a bit older than her, but (Y/N) did trust her a ton, her mind was so conflicted on what to do.
Fuck it.
"Sure.. help me out, Carla." she replied, looking towards her.
Carla's expression changed from surprise to a cocky smirk within a few seconds, she could see the excitement swirling around her hazel eyes. It sent chills down (Y/N)'s spine, she hadn't ever seen that look come from Carla before; not at her anyway.
"Lay down pretty.." she whispered, sitting up and unbuttoning her white top.
(Y/N) did what she was told, she laid down flat on her back, her head now pressed into the pillow. She felt the thumping of her heart beat against her chest, this was really happening.. and it wasn't a dream.
Her attention went towards Carla, who was already topless and wearing a black lace bra. The swell of her breasts stuck out from the fabric, her skin smooth, with a few small freckles around her chest.
"Don't be so shy, beautiful, I won't do anything too harsh," she said, a giggle coming from her mouth.
She laughed a bit, the awkwardness seeming to fade. Carla leaned down to press a kiss onto her lips, she could faintly taste the chapstick that she had put on a few minutes before she arrived. Their lips danced together, it made (Y/N)'s arms go around the woman's neck to bring her closer to her body.
Carla's hand played with the waistband of her leggings, she slid it underneath the fabric, and felt around her panties.
"Wet now aren't we? You're a dirty girl (Y/N).." Carla cooed, circling her finger around the damp spot of her clit.
A sudden gasp came from her throat, pleasure danced along her body making her brain turn to mush.
"Carla.." she whimpered as she played with her clit.
A smirk formed onto her features. "Take these off pretty.. I wanna see that pussy of yours,"
She lifted her hips off the bed to take off her leggings, she also took the opportunity to remove her shirt, exposing the bra she was wearing. Carla couldn't help but to savor the view of her body, she couldn't believe she looked this good underneath her clothes.
"So perfect.." she said, pressing a few kisses into her thigh. "Can I take these off?" she snapped the band of her panties against her skin.
(Y/N) nodded before speaking, "Yes."
Carla smirked before removing her white underwear, her wet cunt now on full display for her view. Carla grew wet from the sight of her pussy, it was so pretty, and she couldn't wait to devour it.
"What a pretty pussy you have, (Y/N)," she smirked, placing her hands on her thighs.
Chills went down her spine as Carla rubbed her finger along her swollen bead, she felt her cunt aching, it was uncomfortable; she didn't want to be teased.
"C-Carla.. can y-you start, please?" she asked, her voice almost coming out as a plea.
The woman chuckled at the sight before her, she hadn't expected Eren's ex girlfriend to be so submissive and needy. Then again, the two hadn't been doing too much, and she was a single girl.
Carla stood to remove her skirt, it slid down her hips and onto the floor. She needed to be more comfortable, she wanted to show (Y/N) some real action.
"Okay sweet girl," she said, looking up at her through her lashes.
A small gasp came from (Y/N)'s mouth as Carla's tongue made contact with her needy clit, her hips moved upwards towards her face, and her thighs started to tremble a bit from the touch.
Carla's hand found its way to her breast, where she began to massage and play with her nipples. A quiet moan escaped her mouth which sent vibrations along (Y/N)'s clit, it made her twitch and whimper.
"Carla! Shit!" she cried, putting her hands into the woman's hair.
Carla looked up at her, swirling her tongue around the most sensitive areas of her pussy. She inserted her finger into her hot, warm, cunt; the pleasure going along her body in waves.
"I love your pussy baby, fuck, how could Eren let this go?" she said, curling her finger to reach her g-spot.
(Y/N) cried out in pleasure from the feeling, her pussy was dripping wet, and her mind was becoming clouded from the euphoria. Carla knew what she was doing, the way her fingers would twist and curl to reach that spot, or the way she kissed at the bead of her swollen clit; it was like something she'd never felt before.
"Oh yes! Right there!" she moaned, throwing her head back against the pillow.
Carla sucked on her clit one last time before pulling away, her chin covered in her slick arousal. "Come kiss me babygirl," she said, getting close to her face.
(Y/N) leaned in and pressed her lips against Carla's, she could taste herself on her tongue. Her walls fluttered around her finger, which made Carla smirk.
She moaned into the kiss as her movements began to speed up, her thumb brushed against her clit, she could feel the way (Y/N) was tightening around her which meant she was getting close. Carla wanted her to cum all over her fingers.
"Come on pretty girl.. cum all over me," Carla said, spreading her legs apart to see her cunt.
(Y/N)'s vision went white and her legs trembled as her orgasm took over her body, sparks of euphoria danced along her skin from the shock. Some sweat glistened onto her skin from the warm room.
Carla pulled her fingers out and brought them towards her tongue. "Suck."
She took her fingers to her mouth and licked the slick off of them, a small chuckle coming from Carla.
"Good girl, you're such a good girl (Y/N)."
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The next day (Y/N) couldn't believe what happened the previous night, her mind kept clouding with thoughts of Carla going down on her.
She sat up in bed, it was still early morning. She reached for her phone on the nightstand, she noticed she had a text from someone.
More specifically, Eren.
Eren: so you like fucking my mom?
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laraplisetski · 3 years
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Dating Akira Kunimi
A/n: Hello, hello! Sorry for the slow updates, I havent been feeling great about myself but I’ll try to update more often. I hope you enjoy this. Sorry for any mistakes if I've made any:) Also for some reason I keep hearing Unravel in my head and I just- Edit: I just looked and I have 127 followers rn stan nct 127
List of people left from the dating headcanons series.
Kentarō Kyōtani #16
Words: 1200+
Tags: @imthatchishiyasimp, @kekozume​
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He looks so pretty here.
Okay so you two met when you went to collect some information about the team to send to volleyball monthly since you were in the student council.
When you entered and went to the coach to ask him about the things you needed Yahaba tried doing the ball thing on you but he accidentally hit it too hard.
When you saw the ball coming you dodged it.
Unfortunately Kunimi was standing behind you so it hit him instead.
Since you felt bad you offered to get him some ice cream.
He agreed because you looked nice and you weren't one of Oikawa's fangirls.
(good job Yahaba you just got Kunimi a date)
So you two went out to get ice cream and in the middle of the ‘date’ Kunimi realized that he was developing a minor crush on you because he just expected you to buy him ice cream and call it a day.
But instead you're actually interested in the conversation and being very nice. 
After the ‘date’, when you two saw each other in the hallways you would always wave to each other and smile at each other and you developed a sort of friendship.
Everyone knew that you two were crushing on each other and your friends and the volleyball team sorta forced you to confess to Kunimi.
And so you did *rather hesitantly*.
And Kunimi accepted so you guys started dating!! Yay! 
Okay so at the beginning of the relationship he's sort of closed off.
Like from closed off i mean quite and it frustrated you quite a lot cause things were barely different than before.
Because aren't all couples supposed to be cute with each other.
(reminder you both are first years so you guys have no or very less experience with relationships)
So this led to you talking to him about this issue and Kunimi was relieved because he didn't want to make you uncomfortable and you were like :O
So after this Kunimi started to gradually open up more and all was good yet once again.
Also Kunimi would try to be sweeter around you and not try to piss you off like he does to other people.
If you guys would have a fight anyways and he knew he was wrong, he would definitely apologize as soon as he can.
But if you were wrong ohoho
Suffer
But like even if you apologize to him later he’ll like keep it in the back of his mind and every time he wants something he would be like-
‘Remember that time when…’
‘What do you want Kunimi?’ *sighs*
Okay on to cuddling.
This boy loves to cuddle but he's too shy to admit it.
Like he gets all pouty when he wants cuddles and you don't cuddle with him.
That's understandable but like HE DOESN'T ASK FOR THEM.
He just expects you to know somehow and he doesn't even leave any hints.
Like what do you want me to do Kunimi.
Okay but when you two do cuddle hes just like the softest most shyest person.
Personally I think Kunimi would like to be a small spoon, just like 
A blanket is wrapped around you two as you two sit in front of the tv. It buzzes in the background  but you don't pay any mind to it, you only focus on Kunimi. He melts into your touch and you slowly lull him to sleep. You set your head on top of his and bask in the smell of his sweet peony scented shampoo.
But like I mean you get my point.
Then one time you came over to his house and halfway through your hangout you got his hoodie from his closet and he was so confused like why???
And he asked you, it went like this,
‘Oi, why did you take out my hoodie?’
‘Just because’
‘Welp that's creepy’
‘Shut up Kunimi!’
Generally he was very annoyed at first and thought it was borderline creepy cause you don't just take other people's clothes.
But later on he got used to it and if he sees you in school without your jacket he always leaves a spare hoodie in your locker.
Also when you come over to his house now there's a clean hoodie randomly lying on his bed.
I wonder who that might be.
Also when Kunimi takes you to his volleyball practice as well he makes sure to give you his jacket just to piss off Kindaichi that he got a s/o before him.
When he first took you to practice the team literally swarmed you and they were throwing questions from left and right until Iwaizumi gave them all a slap on the back of their heads.
After that they didn't really swarm you but got to know you normally by talking.
Kunimi also tried his damn hardest to keep you away from Oikawa cause Kunimi knows that Oikawa’s an idiot (the Oikawa slander though) but somehow you two became friends???
He still doesn't understand how it happened.
One day he made lunch for you and brought it to school, since you guys meet up in the morning outside the gym, the team saw him giving homemade lunch to you and they teased him ever since.
But other than that Kunimi’s surprisingly into slightly domestic stuff.
Like he wakes up to make breakfast for you sometimes (a skill most likely taught by his sister)
And he just likes to play his ‘calm music’ Spotify playlist and just hum along to it while making you pancakes (which are fucking delicious btw)
And one day you just walk up behind him and give him a bake hug and say, 
‘Didn't know you could make pancakes….
Can you make like three more, I'm very hungry’
And Kunimi just sighs violently and in his mind he's like ____ such a dumbass.
But yk he loves you obviously or he wouldn't make these three extra pancakes for you.
Sometimes when he sees you being a dumbass he's like why do i like them again?
But then he sees your eyes shining when you play around with the rest of your friends and he sees the love and loyalty you have for them and you look over and he sees your pupils dilate and he sees your smile, the one you give him, the one that's reserved for him and he knows the answer to his question.
Even though he likes you (its loveee~)
He still makes fun of you… jokingly.
For example if you try to do a receive and it fails and the ball hits your face instead or something hell snicker at you before trying to help you up.
You beat him up later for laughing at you dont worry.
Bonus point- Kunimi and you don't go out on dates very often so on anniversaries Kunimi plans a date according to your interests.
Like if you're into Attack on Titan hobo eren hot he’ll take you to a theme park based on Attack on Titan.
(I'm so sorry if anyone doesn't like Aot I just used it as an example) 
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amesstm · 3 years
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AOT/SNK Characters as Youtubers
Characters: Eren, Levi, Sasha & Connie, Mikasa, Armin, Jean
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- Let’s be honest here, Eren would be a gamer Youtuber
- He’d rage pretty easily imo if the gaming is intense. Think reactions like GeorgeNotFound when he’s low on health, but like, angrier.
- “NOOOOO! I’LL KILL YOU ALL.” Stuff like that. Takes PVP SERIOUS 🤬
- If he were to play Minecraft, I bet he’d do speedruns all the time just to kill the Ender Dragon over and over again. Also loves those games where you actually influence the outcome (especially if they have a time-traveling aspect)
- I think he’d talk about his philosophy like Pewdiepie sometimes. Kinda just going on about his beliefs
- Some fans do be loco though. In a weird worship way
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- No introduction. Boy just starts cleaning and adds soft background music, ASMR-ish
- Like Dream and CORPSE Husband, he wouldn’t show his face whatsoever. They probably want him to reveal his hands because he wears gloves though
- There are tea videos with written reviews and such for every subscriber milestone. Pretty chill and wholesome 🍵
- Finally gives the people what they want and reveals his voice when he explains why his tea is superior to everyone’s. It’d be a livestream where he’d answer questions and talks about wanting to open a tea shop.
- His fans adore him. They give him a ton of money for his tea shop dream, very sweet.
- Only problem I see is that some people may take it too far and dox him :(
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- These two would share a channel and you cannot change my mind
- I feel like they’d be the type to do random challenges, vlogs, and food reviews 🥘
- Maybe there’d be one mukkbang at 10 million subscribers. But NOT the American kind where it’s excessive and stuff. They’d do their best to be respectful and traditional to the Korean origins
- Their fans ship them and they finally reveal they started dating
- When they finally marry (I wish this was canon so bad), everyone will rejoice. 💍
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- I think Mikasa would have a channel for fitness. She’s - after all - a muscular QUEEN
- She’ll give you those rare compliments in her videos for encouragement and it makes her fans swoon
- Everyone is amazed by her fitness, so I think it’d be like a Chloe Ting type of thing where she takes the fitness world by storm. I stan 🏃🏻‍♀️
- Helps other Youtubers get fit in challenges, aka mostly Eren
- She gets recognized all the time, and she only minds when they get annoying. Doesn’t want pics tho
- Would probably have a controversy because someone got their butts handed to them for invading her space 😔 no means no
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- My baby boy would be that informational channel that somehow makes seemingly boring facts so much better. He posts random things based on his whims and interests. It won’t matter because his passion translates well for the audience
- He LOVES when his fans talk to him about their interests. Baby boi makes fans feel like friends ☺️
- Everyone is shook when he reveals he has a girlfriend by accident. Gee, I wonder whoooo 👀
- A lot of his fan mail will probably be relics of the ocean. I see a lot of sea shells making their way in his PO Box
- Basically a more wholesome version of Mat Pat
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- I see Jean making a cooking channel. Like one of those Japanese bento box Youtubers. Love those, really recommend
- A huge milestone video is one dedicated to his mom, with the centerpiece being an omelette to surprise her. Eastern audience would appreciate it the most because we gotta respect our parents and elders (I’m Chinese btw)
- Has a whole series dedicated to eggs like Gordon Ramsay going around the world for eggs lol 🍳
- Made a video for Sasha & Connie’s engagement party because he wanted to surprise them with meat. Now, people want him to collaborate with Levi for a tea party
- When fans see him IRL, they’re surprised by how tall he is. Would probably seem short on camera
- It’s a joke that his fans call him horse face and sexy stallion. But when someone said he should cook horse, HE TOOK THAT PERSONALLY 🐴
A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed that! I had some other characters in mind but wanted to see how y’all would like this first :) Tell me if you want more!
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 3 years
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The BNHA Group Chat Fic Nobody Asked For
Pairings: Todoroki Touya (Dabi)/Mr/ Compress (Sako Atsuhiro), Shimura Tenko (Shigaraki Tomura)/Chisaki Kai (Overhaul)/Kurono Hari (Chrono), Yamada Hizashi (Present Mic)/Aizawa Shouta (Eraserhead)/Shirakumo Oboro (Loud Cloud)
Word Count: 3,895 Words
Summary: Kaminari unknowingly creates the ultimate hell of both Class 1-A and Class 1-B a week after they move into the dorms.
Warnings: Cursing, Sleep Deprivation, Insomnia, Half Blind Character, Deaf Characters, Anxiety Mention, Mostly Mute Character (due to a different medical issue), Selectively Mute Character, Homophobia, Sexism, Caps, Food Mention, Period/Menstruation Mention, Mineta Minoru Exists (sadly), let me know if I should add anything else.
Note: AU where the League Of Villains are just hero course students. btw Yukimura is Dabi (he goes by his mother's surname (mostly because it's his last hurrah at making Endeavor absolutely livid at him and partially so he and Shoto don't get confused whe someone calls for 'Todoroki')
Usernames:  We Are Number One™ Aizawa: Dadzawa, Aoyama: immafiringmahlaser, Ashido: princessbubblegumknockoff, Asui: Galvan, Iida: Emergency Exit, Uraraka: 9.8, Ojiro: tailfloof, Kaminari: Pichu, Kirishima: baby shark, Koda: youredoingamazingsweetie, Sato: GuyFieriIsGod, Shoji: Cthulhu, Jirou: Jack Skellington, Sero: Spider-Man, Tokoyami: EdgarAllanCrows, Todoroki: WHERE?, Hagakure: cena, Bakugo: WHAT?, Midoriya: SmolMight, Mineta: Mineta, Shinsou: exhausted, Yaoyorozu: TheGreatCreator, Kurono: stopwatch, Chisaki: donthugmeimscared, Yukimura: choticgaydisaster, Bubaigawara: shadowclonejutsu, Shimura: idontfeelsogood, Awase: illrememberyouallintherapy, Kaibara: IDOWHATIWANT, Kamakiri: scyther, Kuroiro: itsmeyaboy, Kendo: Akimichi, Kodai: deadinside, Komori: shroomgurl, Shiozaki: wElCoMeToBiBlEsTuDiEs, Shishida: furry, Shoda: cryptid, Tsunotori: mylittlepony, Tsubaraba: airbender, Tetsutetsu: Iron Man, Tokage: t-rex costume, Fukidashi: glorifiedtextbubble, Honenuki: Eren Jaeger/spookyscaryskeletons, Bondo: Slimer, Monoma: HopeSummers, Yanagi: iLiEdImDyInGiNsIdE, Rin: snek, Toga: mystique, Sako: lostmymarbles, Hikiishi: queenofmagnetism, Iguchi: eye gucci, Shinokanri: stardust
Usernames: Emos Anonymous Kaminari: blackcloakedbrides, Shoji: fryingpan, Jirou: greentwentyfourhours, Tokoyami: myscientificinfatuation, Todoroki: twentyoneplotpoints, Bakugo: immobileinwhite, Midoriya: falldownboy, Shinsou: stabtheveil, Kurono: inhalecarolina, Chisaki: plummetingininverse, Yukimura: anxietyintheclub, Shimura: nappingwithsirens, Kuroiro: thousandfootcane, Kodai: marianaspit, Monoma: entiretimelow, Yanagi: recentyearsday, Sako: halfminutetomars
Usernames: UA Teachers Are Tired™ Eraserhead/Aizawa: grumpy scarf cat, Present Mic/Yamada: screeching cockatiel, Midnight/Nemuri: chaotic goth gay Ingenium/Iida: gotta go fast, AllMight/Toshinori: actual sunshine, Vlad King/Kan: bloody hell, Power Loader/Majima: speechtotext, Ectoplasm: needalegup?, Snipe: kazoo cowboy, Cementoss: concrete block, Blackmist/Kurogiri: goth portals
BNHA Group Chat-Chapter 1
12:34 AM
Kaminari has added Bakugo, Kirishima, Sero, Ashido, and 45 others to 1-A and 1-B
Ashido: ooooh
Ashido has changed the chat name to We Are Number One™
Kaminari: oh my god why didn't I think of that!?
Ashido: because honey you're too precious to meme like that but its okay because you're cute
Kaminari: YAY I'M CUTE
Bakugo: I'll let you off with waking me up once.
Bakugo: ONCE!
Bakugo: As long as you come up here and go to sleep, Kaminari.
Kaminari: In your room?
Bakugo: Door's open, get up here.
Bakugo is offline
Kaminari is offline
3:45 AM
Todoroki has changed their name to WHERE?
WHERE? has changed Midoriya's name to SmolMight
WHERE? has changed Iida's name to Emergency Exit
WHERE? has changed Uraraka's name to 9.8
WHERE? has changed Asui's name to Galvan
WHERE? has changed Yukimura's name to chaoticgaydisaster
WHERE? has changed Tokoyami's name to EdgarAllanCrows
WHERE? has changed Shimura's name to idontfeelsogood
WHERE? has changed Kurono's name to stopwatch
WHERE? has changed Bakugo's name to WHAT?
WHERE? has changed Kaminari's name to Pichu
WHERE? has changed Kirishima's name to baby shark
WHERE? has changed Ashido's name to princessbubblegumknockoff
WHERE? has changed Sero's name to Spider-Man
WHERE? has changed Shouji's name to Cthulhu
WHERE? has changed Yaoyorozu's name to TheGreatCreator
WHERE?: that's that I know and I'm sticking to it class 1-b do your own
WHERE?: ah yes my last sleep deprived act for the night
WHERE? is offline
3:48 AM
chaoticgaydisaster: I very much approve.
chaoticgaydisaster has changed Sako's name to lostmymarbles
chaoticgaydisaster has changed Iguchi's name to eye gucci
chaoticgaydisaster has changed Toga's name to mystique
chaoticgaysisaster has changed Shinōkanri's name to stardust
chaoticgaydisaster has changed Bubaigawara's name to shadowclonejutsu
chaoticgaydisaster has changed Hikiishi's name to queenofmagnetism
chaoticgaydisaster has changed Chisaki's name to donthugmeimscared
chaoticgaydisaster has changed Kuroiro's name to itsmeyaboy
chaoticgaydisaster has changed Monoma's name to HopeSummers
chaoticgaydisaster has changed Shiozaki's name to wElCoMeToBiBlEsTuDiEs
chaoticgaydisaster: goodnight
chaoticgaydisaster is offline
6:30 AM
SmolMight has changed Hagakure's name to cena
SmolMight has changed Aoyama's name to immafiringmahlaser
SmolMight has changed Jirou's name to Jack Skellington
SmolMight has changed Sato's name to GuyFieriIsGod
SmolMight has changed Ojiro's name to tailfloof
SmolMight has changed Koda's name to youredoingamazingsweetie
SmolMight has changed Tetsutetsu's name to Iron Man
SmolMight: thank me later
8:30 AM
HopeSummers: why is nobody changing more 1bs names?
HopeSummers has changed Kendo's name to Akimichi
HopeSummers has changed Kamakiri's name to scyther
HopeSummers has changed Tsunotori's name to mylittlepony
HopeSummers has changed Rin's name to snek
HopeSummers has changed Honenuki's name to Eren Jaeger
HopeSummers has changed Shoda's name to cryptid
HopeSummers has changed Shishida's name to furry
HopeSummers has changed Komori's name to shroomgurl
HopeSummers has changed Awase's name to illrememberyouallintherapy
HopeSummers has changed Kaibara's name to IDOWHATIWANT
HopeSummers has changed Yanagi's name to iLiEdImDyInGiNsIdE
HopeSummers has changed Tsubaraba's name to airbender
HopeSummers has changed Kodai's name to deadinside
HopeSummers has changed Fukidashi's name to glorifiedtextbubble
HopeSummers has changed Bondo's name to Slimer
HopeSummmer: All done. Everyone has a name.
Eren Jaeger: um...what is an Eren Jaeger?
HopeSummers: fuck
HopeSummers has changed Eren Jaeger's name to spookyscaryskeletons
spookyscaryskeletons: Oh I know that one!
HopeSummers: Also I'm making you you watch Attack On Titan. You've gotta Hon.
spookyscaryskeletons: This chat is actually very useful come to think of it.
spookyscaryskeletons: Does anyone have any ideas of what to have for breakfast?
HopeSummers: Honey, you know you can't chew. What are you planning?
spookyscaryskeletons: That's okay! I want to make sure everyone is healthy!
HopeSummers: I know. Uhhhh, pretty sure I've never heard of anyone in our class having any allergies to it so just go with congee.
spookyscaryskeletons: Thank you.
IDOWHATIWANT: Honenuki? More pure than Midoriya?? more likely than you think.
Cthuhlu: I saw a cat on the fourth floor.
Cthulhu: I opened my door and she just walked in like she lives here.
WHAT?: Fuck. Hotaru got out last night when Kaminari came in.
Cthulhu: So I just send her back?
WHAT?: Yeah, she'll be fine. She does that.
SmolMight: Oh my god you brought Hotaru.
WHAT?: So? And Todoroki brought Asahi. And Koda brought Usagi.
itsmeyaboy: I'm so lost.
chaoticgaydisaster: Their pets.
itsmeyaboy: We're allowed to do that!?
chaoticgaydisaster: No, Asahi, Usagi, and Hotaru are service animals.
mylittlepony: why do they have service animals
chaoticgaydisaster: kinda a rhetorical question ya know
chaoticgaydisaster: also not my place outing it
WHERE?: I'm blind in my left eye. Asahi is my service dog
WHAT?: Fucking deaf and clinically depressed
youredoingamazingsweetie: Usagi is my emotional support animal for my anxiety.
itsmeyaboy: Are you kidding? Other people here have disorders?
itsmeyaboy: I thought I was the only one.
chaoticgaydisaster: I'm mostly mute, can't talk too much or my jaw hurts and I have anxiety
itmeyaboy: Hey, I have selective mustism.
chaoticgaydisaster: We need to hang out.
lostmymarbles: Happy you're making friends, dear.
mystique: Purest Couple Ever™
Mineta: gross gay people
Mineta: gay people should die
49 members are idle
9:00 AM
Bakusquad
WHAT?: I really fucking hate him
baby shark: everyone does
9:00 AM
Izukrew
WHERE?: I'm uncomfortable.
SmolMight: I wanna yeet him into the sun
9:00 AM
Emos Anonymous
myscientificinfatuation:  I really hate that purple fucker.
stabtheveil: WHAT DID I DO!?
immmobileinwhite: Nah man, the grape fucker in 1-A.
blackcloackedbrides: shit, I didn't add you, Hito
stabtheveil: add me to what?
twentyoneplotpoints: to a big group chat between 1a and 1b
nappingwithsirens: he made it last night while someone us were actually trying to sleep
greentwentyfourhours: i was busy not caring about that chat
stabtheveil: oh. its okay if you don't add me, i'm not exactly part of the hero course
falldownboy: that's not it Hito
anxietyintheclub: I'm adding him to the big chat you monsters
stabtheveil: wait, wtf is even happening in that chat?
plummetingininverse: hell actual literal hell hito
immobileinwhite: No, it's just Mineta being a fucking asshole again and the others are all relatively okay.
anxietyintheclub: I'm still gonna add our good purple boy to the chat. He deserves love too.
9:10 AM
We Are Number One™
chaoticgaydisaster has added Shinsou
chaoticgaydisaster has changed Shinsou's name to exhausted
exhausted: coolio
chaoticgaydisaster: feel free to read the backlog
exhausted: in front of my salad? hell na
idontfeelsogood: Shinsou why? why must you meme this early in the day?
exhausted: <- read my name bc its accurate
donthugmeimscared: Shinsou, are you really eating salad this early dude?
exhausted: its not salad
exhausted: leftover miso
Emergency Exit: Shinsou, you really should eat more than just miso
exhausted: fuck you i do what i want let me be sleep deprived
Emergency Exit: Shinsou...
Mineta: new kid has balls
Mineta: get it? balls?
Mineta: that's a guy right?
50 members are now idle
9:20 AM
Emos Anonymous
falldownboy: why don't we all just visit the 1b dorms? i'll get floor 2
immobileinwhite: Good idea, I'll round up floor four.
nappingwithsirens: me and @plummetingininverse already have Jin in my room
twentyoneplotpoints: me and @anxietyintheclub can get floor 5
blackcloackedbrides: dibs on getting floor three
myscientificinfatuation: Sato says he's bringing a shitton of muffins if we do
anxietyintheclub: I private messaged Atsu, he says 1bs okay with us coming over.
plummetingininverse: everyone, to your floors! onward to 1b's dorms!
10:45 AM
Emos Anonymous
anxietyintheclub has added Kuroiro, Yanagi, Monoma, Kodai to Emos Anonymous
anxietyintheclub has changed Kuroiro's name to thousandfootcane
anxietyintheclub has changed Yanagi's name to recentyearsday
anxietyintheclub has changed Monoma's name to entiretimelow
anxietyintheclub has changed Kodai's name to marianaspit
thousandfootcane: dafaq is this
plummetingininverse: Emos Anonymous where you can be an emo without judgement or allusion to the outside world of our emoness.
plummetingininverse: i'm still so tired guys i think i'm getting sleep deprived
twentyoneplotpoints: we could make a blanket fortress in the 1b commons
anxietyintheclub: on it, asking Atsu
12:34 PM
We Are Number One™
shadowclonejutsu: guys look how cute this is [several pics of Yukimura, Shimura, Shinsou, Jirou, Kodai, Bakugo, Monoma, Midoriya, Todoroki, Yanagi, Tokoyami, Chisaki, Shihai, and Kaminari asleep in a blanket fortress in the 1b commons while Sako sits guard outside also asleep]
mystique: oh my gods so cute
eye gucci: how are they allowed to do this?
Emergency Exit: Well, it's very likely that Sako asked Vlad King if they could and got permission.
snek: is there a reason it's just them?
baby shark: because they have an emo chat and they almost all have insomnia (i think)
snek: ah, cool thanks Kirishima
12:45 PM
private chat between Aizawa and Iida
Aizawa: oi, class president. What does everyone need from the store? Gather a list and anyone who wants to go by 1:30
Iida: Yessir
Iida: You know, we have a group chat. I could just add you to it to ask everyone.
Aizawa: Ugh fine.
12:48 PM
We Are Number One™
Emergendy Exit has added Aizawa to  We Are Number One™
Emergency Exit: Mr. Aizawa would like to know what class 1a wants from the store.
Aizawa: and who wants to go
Aizawa: we'll be leaving at 1:30
baby shark: Bakubro probably needs more wet cat food and umaibo
9.8: Todo needs more dog food, this morning he said he's almost out.
cena: I'm sorry, I can't help myself
cena has changed Aizawa's name to Dadzawa
Dadzawa: thanks i hate it
princessbubblegumknockoff: OH MY GOD HE MEMED
Dadzawa: anyway what does everyone want form the store?
Cthulhu: Kami's awake now he says he wants chips
Dadzawa: why is he just getting up so late?
baby shark: he's not. scroll up a bit.
Dadzawa: ah, also wake them up, they shouldn't be sleeping this late in the day.
Galvan: Are you really one to talk?
tailfloof: ...would you like some of Todoroki's ice for that burn?
Dadzawa: if it wakes him up, yes
Cthulhu: I'd wake them up if I knew which ones slept last night.
immafiringmahlaser: Midoriya slept for four hours. Tokoyami slept for six.
9.8: Jirou did NOT sleep if the music from her room at three am is anything to go by
baby shark: Bakugou didn't either he was on tiktok he can't lie I heard him laughing at 4am when I had to go to the bathroom
GuyFieriIsGod: Yukimura and Todoroki did sleep but not very soundly.
youredoinggreatsweetie: ...Kaminari only got a couple hours rest after he went to join Bakugo.
shadowclonejutsu: Shimura and Chisaki DID NOT SLEEP under any circumstances
Cthulhu: So I wake up none of them?
Dadzawa: no, wake up my son and send him back to the Gen Studies dorms
Dadzawa: also wake the twins
Cthulhu: ...Your son?
Dadzawa: Shinsou. wake up Shinsou.
Cthulhu: Oh.
exhausted: whats up dad?
Dadzawa: I'm doing our food shopping too. what do you want kid?
exhausted: coffee, energy drinks, my medications are finally ready at the pharmacy, more miso paste, fish sauce, kimchi, noodles, vegetables (you know the ones i usually get), and gochujang
exhausted: hah see iida i do eat things besides miso
Emergency Exit: Not by much, those are things you ADD to your miso or have WITH it.
exhausted: fuck you let me have my samefoods
Emergency Exit: I suppose it's reasonable then.
Emergency Exit: Also you forgot your red chili flakes and ungodly amounts of every type of tofu.
exhausted: THANK YOU IIDA I WOULDN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU ^^^^^ Dad add those to our list too
Emergency Exit: You're very welcome and very right.
Dadzawa: excuse me I take very good care of my son
exhausted: well it really doesn't help that all four of us have different samefoods right now, dad.
Dadzawa: okay you got me there
princessbubblegumknockoff: HE MEMED AGAIN
Akimichi: what are y'all talking about with samefoods? What are those?
t-rex costume: WHAT ARE THOSE
mystique: no, hush sweetie
Dadzawa: wait is that Tokage from 1b?
t-rex costume: yup
Dadzawa: why is you name t-rex costume?
HopeSummers: Because, the first day living in the dorms she walked around in a t-rex costume and scared the shit out of everyone in the 1b dorms, Vlad King, and some of the upperclassmen too.
Dadzawa: oh
Akimichi: guys what are samefoods?
Dadzawa: oh yeah. if you're autistic (or adhd) sometimes you'll eat the same food over and over and never get sick of it and it can last for YEARS
exhausted: you've had that juice pouch samefood since high school
Dadzawa: yeah, having you fucked up my eating schedule, kid
cena: context pls
Dadzawa: I'm ftm and got pregnant with Hitoshi very young and this little shit made me crave juice pouches for all nine months and it's been fifteen years and it's still a samefood.
idontfeelsogood: oof, that sucks. I've had takoyaki and yakitori as mine for three years and i'm finally getting sick of them.
Pichu: Mr. Aizawa can you pick up tea, pocky, instant noodles, and daikon?
Ddzawa: you're coming with me like Hitoshi, Kaminari, you need to pick up your medication too.
Pichu: I'll get ready.
tailfloof: dude, it's still only 1, you've got 30 minutes
Pichu: I need to look cUTE OJIRO
Dadzawa: you will look cute anyway, you're a puffball. but go ahead and primp if you want to Kaminari.
SmolMight: does this mean I have to go for my medications too?
Dadzawa: no, your mom said she's bringing yours tomorrow
donthugmemscared: do i go for my anxiety meds?
Dadzawa: yes and get a list from floor 6
Dadzawa: also Yukimura and Todoroki are going too so you two compile a list from the 5th floor
Dadzawa: pick a person from each floor to send with a list other than those who have been already been Chosen™.
lostmymarbles: sweetie, pick me up juice and Honenuki some more yogurt. I'm out and he's getting low.
chaoticgaydisaster: got it babe
princessbubblegumknockoff: they're so cute
EdgarAllanCrows: Apparently I've been elected for floor two's groceries, I have lists from each this floor's inhabitants.
EdgarAllanCrows: Aoyama, what if they don't have edible glitter?
immafiringmahlaser: sprinkles shall suffice. they are for ice cream after all
WHAT?: even his ice cream needs to be sparkly
SmolMight: coming from the man who went to pride with glitter in his hands so he could make glitter bombs with his explosions and make the little kids in attendance happy
WHAT?: fuck you
SmolMight: no thanks
Cthulhu: Wow.
WHERE?: would you like some of my ice for the burn, Bakugo?
Iron Man: i can hear his explosions in the 1a dorms from the 1b dorms
HopeSummers: We all can. I'm on the top floor and I can hear them.
Dadawa: don't destroy school property. inside the dorms at least. now, who else is going?
baby shark: I'm going for floor 4
donthugmeimscared: Me, Hito, Toko, Todo, Yuki, Kami, and Kiri are going sir.
Dadzawa: good. also, Shimura you're going too. Chisaki's been off his medication for two days and your outgoingness will keep him from getting frightened and forgetting something.
Dadzawa: Iida's in charge when we leave btw.
TheGreatCreator: Wait, I need pads but I can't get out of bed again because it hurts to move.
Dadzawa: omw with midol, hot rice packs, and chocolate.
TheGreatCreator: Thank you, Aizawa Sensei.
Dadzawa: the things I do for my students.
TheGreatCreator: thank you again, Sensei
Dadzawa: no problem at all.
1:20 PM
We Are Number One™
Dadzawa: so does anyone have any last minute requests?
exhausted: ...spam?
Dadzawa: already on our list, Hito
exhausted: oh yeah, Eri eats it too.
Pichu: btw me and Kiri are picking up everyone ice cream, compile a list real quick.
Dadzawa: limit of one per person with exception of people with samefoods or cravings
TheGreatCreator: Chocolate sounds nice
WHAT?: yo @baby shark get me french vanilla and pop rocks i want it
Cthulhu: squid ink so it's black like Tokoyami's soul
EdgarAllanCrows: This is why I love you, you know?
Cthulhu: I know, babe.
SmolMight: anything banana preferably chunky monkey if the store has it
immafiringmylaser: nutella, sil vous plait.
shadowclonejutsu: cookies and cream
Spider-Man: Sato say he wants cookie dough. I want blueberry. Tsu says raspberry.
princessbubblegumknockoff: bubblegum for me and Uraraka says she wants mint choco chip
Emergency Exit: Kouda, bless his pure soul, has asked for peanut butter. Ojiro asked for vanilla and Jirou and Hagakure want caramel and coffee. I'd like rocky road.
WHERE?: do you want ours as well, Kami, since we all have our own lists to obtain and you and Kiri are the ones who want to get everyone ice cream?
Pichu: yes.
WHERE?: butter pecan
chaoticgaydisaster: blue moon
exhausted: cotton candy
EdgarAllanCrows: Charcoal so it's black like my soul
shadowclonejutsu: wow you're emo and need to chill
EdgarAllanCrows: I'm as chill as I'm ever going to be.
shadowclonejutsu: that's frightening
Pichu: I'm getting almond honey ice cream
baby shark: i'm getting green tea
donthugmeimscared: anything dairy free is fine as long as it's no trouble please
idontfeelsogood: get him dairy free cinnamon bun from ben&jerry he loves it. also get him several he finishes them quickly. I want cherry and dark chocolate so I can mix them.
donthugmeimscared: thank you, Tenko. I didn't think you knew that...
idontfeelsogood: meek bastard, you're my friend of course I'd know your favorite ice creams
stopwatch: Chocolate malt please. Also dear we love you, please do speak up on your preferences.
donthugmeimscared: thank you, Tenko and Hari 0///0
WHERE?: he's actually blushing and it's adorable
chaoticgaydisaster: [short video of Chisaki struggling to hide his blushing face behind his phone while he whines at Tenko and Hari to stop embarassing him]
chaoticgaydisaster: you're welcome, Tenko and Hari. enjoy that vid of your boy toy you gay disasters.
idontfeelsogood: coming from our resident chotic gay disaster
chaoticgaydisaster: hey, I own up to it. pisses off my dad more too so might as well
Spider-Man: dude, are you okay?
chaoticgaydisaster: yes, i'm fine
Spider-Man: you were just typing a three word sentence for two minutes are you sure?
WHERE?: oops would you look at the time we've gotta go to the store.
chaoticgaydisaster and WHERE? are now offline
Cthulhu: So Midoriya, any explanations? You are the one who's closest to the twins.
SmolMight: would you look at the time. I need to go for a run around the school. be back later!
SmolMight is now offline
1:40 PM
We Are Number One™
Pichu: hey, 1b what ice creams do you like?
lostmymarbles: Rose.
itsmeyaboy: lavender and Juzo likes strawberry
Akimichi: mississippi mud for me, Yui likes peach, Ibara likes butter brickle, Tetsu likes grape, and Reiko likes maple nut.
stardust: sakura for me, coconut for Ichi, praline pecan for Tami, and cherry for Himi.
illrememberyouallintherapy: fudge. cinnamon for Sen and salted caramel for Kosei.
HopeSummers: ube. Tokage likes anything apple, Shishida has said he likes pumpkin, and Shoda likes orange.
glorifiedtextbubble: Espresso.
Slimer: pistachio
scyther: Lemon
shroomgurl: watermelon
mylittlepony: black walnut
snek: peppermint
Pichu: thanks!
2:30 PM
We Are Number One™
Pichu: ICE CREAM
Dadzawa: groceries, 1a children.
WHAT?: Gimme a few minutes, Hotaru fell asleep on me and I'll be damned if I break the rule of cat
exhausted: cat? owo
Dadzawa: child, no. leave his cat alone.
WHAT?: Actually now it's cats.
Dadzawa: why
WHAT?: Well, me, soy sauce, and racoon eyes were out for a walk around the campus and we found a kitten so we took her back with us.
princessbubblegumknockoff: [pic of Bakugo aying on the couch longways with a lavender persian cat asleep on top of him. Hotaru, Bakugo's calico maine coon cat, lays curled under his bent knees, eyes staring the camera like it offended her ancestors]
exhausted: what is the name of the fluff child?
Spider-Man: doesn't have one
WHAT?: honestly, I'm not sure I can keep a second cat.
exhausted: dad, cat. Cat. CAT!
Dadzawa: I did say you could get a cat once you got into high school. deal.
exhausted: is my baby a boy or girl?
princessbubblegumknockoff: a girl.
exhausted: Ayane. her name shall be Ayane. it means colorful sound. perfect for a granddaughter of the voice hero: available screech.
Dadzawa: pfft Available fucking Screech. i'm writing that on the board before his class on Monday. That's your best one yet.
exhausted: I've never been happier to be your purple double.
Dadzawa: those snarky comments remind me that you literally copy-pasted my personality save for a couple of those habits Zashi and Oboro taught you.
exhausted: meh one got me to walk and the other one taugght me how to scream “fuck you” at creepy strangers at two years old so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dadzawa: true true.
exhausted: um...nobody's been responding but us, dad.
Emergency Exit: You two's family moments are adorable nobody wanted to interrupt.
Akimichi: agreed.
exhausted: understandable.
Dadzawa: carrying on, all y'all come down here and get y'all's groceries before y'all're eating mush cream.
exhuasted: coming dad, currently petting your new grandchild.
Dadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: bring the child as well, I wish to see my grandchild.
chaoticgaydisaster: @lostmymarbles babe, come get yall’s juice
lostmymarbles: Which type did you get?
chaoticgaydisaster: a lot of flavors. ( ° ^ ° )
lostmymarbles: Aw, Love, did you panic?
WHERE?: He did. He had full panic attack in the juice section.
Dadzawa: why was I not alerted to this?
WHERE?: I got this, that's why.
lostmymarbles: Sweetheart, are you alright?
idontfeelsogood: he's fine. btw he got you apple, orange, grape, raspberry, lemonade, cranberry, and peach. We stopped him before he could load the whole cart with juice.
lostmymarbles: Aw, babe you remembered that I liked the peach juice.
chaoticgaydisaster: it's only fair. you made that big date night dinner last night.
idontfeelsogood: thank me, Sako, you whipped gay hoe [pic of Yukimura blushing darkly from under a weighted blanket on the couch while Chisaki cuddles up against him.]
itsmeyaboy: i'm lost. what did Sako make for Yukimura? dude can't chew food.
stopwatch: Atsuhiro made Touya his famous ultimate mac n cheese with chocolate pudding and half baked brownies for desert. They watched their favorite three arcs of Fairy Tail, which are the Battle Of Fairy Tail, Tenroue Island and the Grand magic Games Arcs, btw. And then proceeded to read the Percy Jackson books until midnight.
stopwatch: I'm also 90% sure Yukimura proposed because of all of this.
lostmymarbles: I'm the one who proposed actually.
cena: *ambient excited screaming*
WHAT?: Okay, Sako. *cracks knuckles* We’re just gonna talk.
WHERE?: no, leave it. I told him he could.
WHAT?: what?
WHERE?: he asked me if he could so I said yeah and so yeah, he did it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
iLiEdImDyInGiNsIdE: I hear screaming above me.
mystique: that's just Eri. she's excited. Touya and Atsu been dating for two years eleven months and twenty four days and they've acted like the most Pure Couple Ever for the whole duration.
queenofmagnetism: You kept track.
mystique: of course. Their anniversary is the fourth of August.
eye gucci: this is beautiful.
stardust: IMSOPROUDOFYOUTWO
mystique: fuck she's gonna destroy her room
mystique is now idle
Dadzawa: as your teacher I'm obligated to say you're both far too young to be engaged, but given I literally had a kid two years younger than y'all, I'm just gonna say damn you remind me of me, Oboro, and Yamada when we first started dating please keep up the good work.
lostmymarbles: Is it the personality reflections or the complimentary autism-adhd box set you and your husbands have too.
Dadzawa: both.
Taglist: @logan-sanders-enthusiast @luckyicekitsune @whippedbel @lgbtforeverything @pinecone-chomper @mikmacmoo @wasinotwantedatthisexactsecond @purplespiderstormcloud @stankyratman @king-of-the-oranges @headcannons-and-random-things @fear-ze-queer @turtleluv799 @ymmm-someone
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|Ch. 3 PART 1: Kidnapped| Her Forgotten Past //AOT fanfic//
~A/N~ The sass in this omggg. Btw... YES, this is a slow burn ship. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride 👀🌹
The desert around us was harsh and unforgiving. My mouth felt like sandpaper, but I already had a turn with the water canteen, and I didn't want to be that one annoying and needy person, so asking for more was out of the question.
Brief explanation as to why we were in a desert traveling with horses: Instructor Shadis rounded us up this morning and told us we were doing a special kind of training today. He split all the cadets into two groups, and gave each group horses and a map. We were to make a trip to a specific destination, meet up there, trade information about the trip, and then split again and return back to the training camp. Simple, right?
Thats what I thought too. But the second I was placed into my group I knew this would be a pain in the ass. Here's who was in my group: Armin Arlert, Marco Bodt, Mina Carolina, Sasha Braus, Connie Springer, Krista Lenz, and the ever so classy Eren Jaeger and Jean Kirschtein.
Those last two started bickering the moment we left.
"So we're not allowed to rush?" Marco asked. Sweat beads rolled down his forehead.
Armin shook his head, looking at his pad and pencil to write down our progress. He was given the role of record-keeper. He basically had to give a non-biased and honest record of our struggles and advantages during this training. Him and I stuck together at the front of the group with our horses. I was given the role of leader, which was in truth my worst nightmare. I'm better at taking care of myself. That's the way it's always been. I don't want people to expect stuff from me, and I certainly didn't want to be held responsible if something goes wrong. Besides... the last thing I wanted to do was babysit Jean and Eren.
"We'd be stupid if we did rush." Jean said with a yawn. He obviously didn't plan on taking this training seriously. "We can take our time."
Here we go, I thought.
"You don't know your lower limit." Eren said and scoffed. "If you're taking it slow, then I'm going ahead." He tapped his horse's side and trotted faster.
"But the formation of the group..." Marco tried to argue. He looked at Jean as if to say 'Do something!'.
Jean clicked his tongue. "Like I care! Extra effort here won't get me into the Military Police."
I sighed. 30 more kilometers to go... I wasn't sure if I could take any more of this.
Tap, tap, tap! The horses' hooves wasn't the only noise in the area. We all looked to our right, and saw a fairly large lizard amongst some rocks. It appeared to be following us.
"Looks like that lizard's joining us on the same path." Jean said.
"They're pretty rare." Marco commented.
"They're delicious, you know!"
We all looked at Sasha quizzically. The girl seemed to know exactly what she said, though. "They are!" She said, positive. "My family and I used to eat them. They taste like chicken!"
"What haven't you eaten..." I muttered. Armin heard and he suppressed a laugh.
"You can cook?" Jean asked Sasha.
"Of course. Piece of cake!" She said.
"Alright, then!"
Next thing I know, Jean raced past me on his horse, galloping towards the lizard.
"Oi!" I yelled. "You're breaking the formation, Kirschtein!"
He looked back over his shoulder. "If hunting for food is part of this training, then what's better than getting that lizard?"
This was precisely what we didn't need. Distractions. What's worse is Eren went after him, making the situation even more burdening. Now I had two idiots chasing a stray animal.
"Damn it, Jaeger!" I said and pulled the reigns on my horse, going after them. What did I do to deserve this? If only I could've been placed in Annie's group...
Jean drew out his ODM blades once the lizard was within reach. He smiled hungrily and brought his blade down, but only to produce a sharp clink sound. It had come in contact with Eren's blade instead. The lizard scuttled away, probably grateful that it had been protected.
An argument formed between the two. I dismounted my horse and marched up to them, hands on my hips.
"This isn't a game!" Eren told him.
"We don't even have an Instructor!" Jean said. "This so-called training isn't getting us anywhere!"
"Drop it! You're acting like brats." I said angrily.
"Look who's talking..." Eren mumbled under his breath, not making eye contact, but I still heard him clearly.
I folded my arms. "You wanna say that louder, Jaeger?"
Tensions were riding high. Marco also dismounted his horse, walking up to us. "Guys, we need to stop! If we continue this it'll have to be recorded. Don't write anything yet, Armin!" He said.
The pencil trembled in Armin's hand. He looked torn between his duty and his friend's wishes.
"Write down 'Jean Kirschtein tries to get food during the training, but gets interrupted by Eren Jaeger.' " Jean told him.
Eren gritted his teeth. "You bastard."
"Don't talk to him like that." I said.
"Why not?"
"Because I said so. Now shut up."
"Make me."
"ITS DELICIOUS!"
We all jumped. With incredulous faces we turned to look at none other than Sasha. Her mind was obviously somewhere else, still fantasizing about the lizard who was probably long gone by now.
I stand by my case... this girl definitely needs help.
Eren's eyes landed on me again. "Listen, I don't know what you have against me. Is it because you're friends with horseface, here?" He gestured to Jean.
Jean turned livid. "What did you say?"
"Of course not! I have a mind of my own. You clearly have something against me. Drop the macho act for once. Or are you still butthurt that I beat you in hand-to-hand combat?" I shot back.
Eren seemed to recall the event, and his cheeks turned a deep shade of pink. He was at a loss for words. The others stared at us in disbelief, a few of them snickering.
"Eren, is that true?" Connie asked.
"Wow." Jean said, evidently trying to contain his laughter.
"And why are you guys so surprised?" I snapped, and seeing the look on my face, the teasing ceased immediately. It was replaced by an awkward silence. I sighed deeply, feeling a migraine coming on. I looked to the sky and checked the position of the sun. Afternoon. We were wasting time.
"From now on, you guys listen to me. Got it? No chasing after lizards, no sidetracking— nothing. Is that understood?" I said strictly.
They all nodded, Eren a little reluctantly.
"Let's get moving."
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Five hours later we were all huddled around a fire, our sleeping bags stretched out on the ground and our horses tied to nearby trees, helping themselves to some wild grass while we helped ourselves to canned rations. The overall mood was dull and humdrum. My eyes blinked slowly as I sat on a log, blanket thrown lazily over me, chin supported on my hand, watching the dancing flames.
"So this is what squad rations taste like..." Jean droned, picking at his canned food with distaste.
Sasha sighed. "It would've been better if we caught that lizard."
"Enough." He said immediately. "I've heard enough about lizards."
Just as I'd expected, Eren spoke up. "Weren't you hunting one just now?"
I rolled my eyes. One of these days, I'm sure, I'm going to roll my eyes so hard that I'll go permanently blind. And who will I blame? These two idiots.
Jean tossed away his half-eaten stale bread, a sign that he was officially fed up. Mentally. Not physically, which was another contributor to his bad attitude. Everyone shared exhausted looks, knowing what would come next. "Well, we are supposed to hunt titans." He said.
"And what do you mean by that?" Eren shot back. They both stood up and glared at each other. "Why did you even join the Training Corps?!"
"To live something better than a humble life, at least!"
The brunet's lips curled into a sneer. "Some things can be tolerated, others can't!"
I ran a hand through my hair, wondering how the other group was getting along, and if they had encountered any problems. I saw Armin grab his pencil and pad worriedly as the argument continued, but I made no effort to stop him. Marco did.
"Oh, come on, Armin. It's just a chat during mealtime!" The freckled boy tried to persuade him.
As if that was going to convince anyone. It only got worse.
"You think that when a real Titan shows up the results of training will pay off?" Jean scoffed. "Good luck to—"
Eren lunged at him, fisting his collar. "That's enough from you!"
They ensued a brawl, shoving and aiming for punches.
"Stop it!" Krista cried out.
"H-how about we actually hunt lizards instead?" Sasha suggested nervously. "You'll feel better after that!"
Are you kidding me? Enough. I grabbed a signal flare from my belt and didn't hesitate, aiming and shooting straight at Jean and Eren. The popping sound made them jump apart just in time to avoid the green jet of smoke. It zoomed between them and past the trees, deep into the forest. There it goes..., I thought, wasted. But wasted well.
Everyone turned to look at me, startled. I stood up and ripped the blanket off me indignantly, throwing it to the ground. I saw Eren gulp as I approached him and Jean, pointing at them with the now empty flare canister. "That's it. Im done with you two and your never-ending fights." I said angrily, "Look at yourselves! You should be ashamed. Everyone else is doing a great job at participating in this training. Everyone. Even Sasha!"
"Hey!" Sasha said, pouting.
Admittedly, I didn't really think that last part through. "Sorry," I told her, and returned to scolding Jean and Eren. "But seriously.... You two are bringing us down. I'd grade everyone else an A and you guys would be the only ones with a fucking F. Especially you, Jaeger." I looked at the tan, teal-eyed boy. "You're constantly criticizing Jean for not contributing fairly to the group and yet you make things worse by starting petty fights! The damn titans are outside the wall, not here! So why fight your comrade?"
By the time I was done there was only a shred of pride left in his expression. He was no longer vexed. In fact, by the way he looked down at his feet, I'd say he was realizing the truth in my words.
"Heh." Jean folded his arms.
"And don't get me started on you," I slapped his shoulder. He yelped. "You're no better than him! So stop acting all high and mighty. We all want comfort and idleness, Jean. Hell, I want to get into the Military Police too. But I'll let you know," I jabbed at his chest. "They don't accept slackers."
Silence. The others shared looks of second-hand embarrassment.
"I need a break." I said and spun on my heel, walking off and away from our camp setup, leaving them behind.
I didn't know how long it had been since I left them. At first I only meant it to last a couple minutes, but sitting now besides my horse, a stunning caramel and white-spotted colt, I figured they were all probably asleep. The moon provided soft, gentle and soothing rays of light amidst the enshrouding darkness of the forest. It was quiet here. Quieter than it could ever be in our group. Maybe I could just stay here, sleep, and return to them in the morning. Maybe I'll apologize to Jean and Eren for losing my temper. Maybe.
I stroked my horse's well-groomed coat, resting my head against his muzzle, listening to his peaceful, rumbling breathing. Perfection. My mind and body relaxed and I felt myself drift into sleep. Listless... unbothered...
Unguarded.
Then my horse started to act up. The creature's breathing became rough and alert, nostrils flaring. It was when he started jerking his head that I finally woke up, bleary eyed and confused. "Whoa boy," I hushed, trying to calm him down. "What is it?"
A twig snapped. I sensed a presence behind me and my blood ran cold. The second I turned around a large rifle bashed the side of my head mercilessly. The last thing I remembered was wincing and touching the injured spot, bringing my hand down to see red on my fingers, and losing consciousness.
End of Chapter 3 PART 1
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SnK 104 Thoughts
Hey Galliard.
Hey. Hey. Galliard.
LET’S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH.
We’re reaching the end of this arc segment, and I think the relief is making it a little easier to appreciate all the things happening. ...I mean it would, if anything remotely positive were still going on in this world.
Wait, Falco’s alive.
Okay team, there’s still hope.
I’m still having trouble working out why all of this is the chosen strategy. Paradis has caused an incredible amount of destruction, and disposed of most of the top brass, so looked at from an Us vs. Them situation, as long as the Scouts and Eren make it out okay, this is a pretty successful operation. It’s going to take some time for Marley to chase after their island with all the devastation.
What’s the score? The harbor, a bunch of surrounding cityscape, plenty of the interment zone, most of their top brass, and... let’s call it four Titans.
The frustrating part is that I’m having a really difficult time working out the scale of it all. In every section of this battle that we’re shown, Paradis has won somewhat easily. But I don’t know how large Marley is. Magath and Willy are willing to offer up the internment zone and all of the talking heads inside of it in order to gain allies in their offensive. They were ready for Eren. They were not ready for their Titans being out of reach, and they were not ready for Armin.
Since Eren’s decision to play along as the villain of Willy’s story, I’ve been sulking and wondering what the endgame is. What’s the point of playing right into Marley’s publicity stunt? What’s the point of making yourselves look so bad when your only contact with the outside world has been self-defense?
Reading this chapter, it’s hard not to think, “what’s the point of standing back when you know you can win?”
(Even though they’re all so very screwed if their escape blimp plan gets derailed. Like. Their eggs have 1 (one) assigned basket. And Eren’s already nearly died several times during this mess. Dun dun dun.)
And I’m not sure how much of that is a sign that Paradis has landed a fatal blow against Marley, and how much is just... here’s where our focus has been. In a very tiny corner of the world, Paradis has the upper hand.
Marley, unlike the rest of the antagonistic world, fights wars with Titans. The lowercase ones too. In this battle, they have lost two of them, one with the unique ability of controlling ravenous hordes of cannon fodder, one with the unique ability of making very kickass weapons.
What they’re left with is Reiner, Galliard, and Pieck. None of them in a state where they are a dominant force.
Magath wants Marley to enter a world where their military strength isn’t determined by Titans, but you can’t change that overnight. Their greatest trump cards have all been beaten or stolen away. In terms of Titan strength, Paradis wins right out. Marley has the numbers to win a siege war, but that isn’t the war being fought at the moment.
A few things are happening with this battle. One (the most annoying, being something Willy and Magath plan to exploit), Paradis is doing a fantastic job of selling themselves as the demons everyone calls them. Two, they’re making it clear who wins in a battle of Titans (however dicey things are during the fight, Paradis is leaving (hopefully) with three of Marley’s Titans horrifically maimed, one MIA, but presumed dead, and one actually dead). Three, they’re leaving a country that the whole world has bad experiences with in a very vulnerable position.
Marley might be putting work into making Paradis the scapegoat, but the night they declare war Paradis stomps every weapon they have faith in. Ambassadors from other countries get along with Willy, less so with Marley. One night of sympathy for the Eldian plight their buddy Willy has gone through isn’t going to change that.
The hope in the aftermath of this might be that Paradis has proven itself too dangerous to be left alone, so other countries will gladly work with Marley to stamp them out of existence, but... I’m wondering a little if those other countries might be more interested in wiping out their known enemy before turning their attention to the island. Marley has zero good will built up.
Ugh, I don’t know. Thinking about all the different ways people could respond to this makes my head hurt. Especially since Paradis does have links with other countries now, and that makes it harder to get the Beauty and the Beast mob song going.
And again there’s the question of scale. Which is really just me questioning how many Erens Armin just pulled, and how many Erens it would take duplicating to raze all of Marley to the ground. Armin’s feat is obviously destructive, but.
Fuck it, I want five pages of next chapter devoted to graphing out population and military personnel of Marley. With real numbers. The sixth page can provide Paradis’.
Has this operation hamstrung Marley as badly as their morale makes it feel like, or not? That’s all I want to know. Acceptable sacrifice vs. monstrous horrifying mass murder of horror is easier to parse out when the mission objectives and accomplishments are written in plaintext.
...It’s obviously going to end up being both anyway. I still feel really lost.
In character land, where things are slightly simpler, Armin’s having his own version of Eren and Reiner’s conversation. If Eren and Reiner are the same, so are Armin and Bertolt. That’s... oy.
I complain a lot about action chapters because I always feel like I just want to watch the anime version and get on with it without turning over every rock, but some of the complaining comes from really, really wanting to get back to the sad monologuing about feelings everyone in this series is prone to indulge. Hell, pull a Naruto and let everyone get a significant backstory flashback when it looks like they’re in mortal danger.
Armin’s from Shiganshina. Ground zero of this war. He’s one of a small percentage of people who lived through watching Wall Maria’s destruction. He’s standing right there when everything their people have known is annihilated.
Bertolt also burns him to death. Basically.
Now Armin’s the one holding all that power in his hands. He kills people and takes away their homes just by taking a few steps.
The good news is that he knows he has an expiration date, so he can look forward to that instead of seeking therapy to help him later in life.
...
Yeah, there is no good news. Let’s pan back to Falco, who is breathing and somehow showing more signs of mental stability than Gabi.
Kid’s made of some stern stuff. If Eren’s betrayal doesn’t completely shatter him, he might be able to make a bright future for himself if he stays alive. He’s compassionate and doesn’t freeze in a crisis.
Unlike some people.
-cough- Jean -cough-
Nah, that’s mean.
From the looks of things, whether it’s Pieck’s interference or Jean’s own heart getting in the way, Jean’s mind was absolutely prepared to kill the little boy if that meant removing the Cart Titan from play. I don’t know if he tried to arrange a shot that would dodge Falco, but I do think that he accepted that there was a good chance the kid would die in the crossfire, and went for it anyway.
This series was so much happier when people were getting eaten alive.
-looks at rest of the chapter-
-rest of chapter looks back-
Well. You know what I mean.
I’m glad Pieck’s alive, even if it’s only for now. Truthfully, I don’t think I want any of the Warriors to die. Their lives have been hell. I want to think that someday, all of the Eldian kiddos get to breathe free air without being a tool of war. If they die, it’s just another footnote to a sad story.
Then we have Galliard, who.
..Yeah.
(btw
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Does Titan inheritance run on some kind of lottery system, and does that matter?)
I thought Eren would be done horrifying me after the civilian slaughter. I mean, where else can we go from there? Dead children hit one of the highest tiers of tragedy. Maybe more of them will fall out of the cracks, and surely the psychological trauma of individuals like Reiner will continue to be bad, but we’re done with any of it being shocking.
...
.....
Eren’s a fucking tryhard.
Okay! Okay. Uh.
Points for... pragmatism?
“Aha, I have cracked the case, if not the crystal! Hark, I shall have Jaws crack the crystal, and I shall drink up this woman’s juices as they drip from his teeth while he silently screams at me to stop!”
Eren with the Jaw Titan in the Conservatory.
I mean. If you think about it.
I have been calling the Warriors tools for ages.
Eren using Galliard as his own personal nutcracker is really only the natural evolution of that.
Yike.
I’m surprised Reiner’s already up and about. It makes sense that it’s to protect Galliard (Porco is going to have so very many issues when he wakes up), because protecting people is the one thing the world hasn’t broken inside of him. Even after all he’s been through, he still wants to be the good guy, keeping his comrades safe.
But the dude’s dead inside. He has the strength to stand, but not much else, and I don’t know how the story can lead him into anything dynamic when he’s so screwed up.
Also of curiosity is... Eren’s perfectly willing to nom Galliard. Reiner shows up, gets punched maybe a building length away, is very obviously in no state to win any kind of fight, and Mikasa and Eren walk away.
All of the other Titans are removed during the festival by strategy. Pieck and Porco get dumped down a hole. Zeke is probably working with Eren, and he’s still escorted out.
Reiner gets a conversation.
Reiner’s participation in Eren versus War Hammer would have turned the tables. The only reason he isn’t part of it is because his conversation with Eren robs him of his final will to live.
So uh. ...Eren? Not to be rude or question your moral character or basic sanity... but... I don’t know... how, uh, on purpose is Reiner’s current emotional state?
...On a related note, is that your way of keeping him alive? ...Am I. Am I going to have to start shipping you two seriously?
This has the feel of something else I’m going to find easier to discuss in later chapters, but looking at the last few pages... Eren has the chance to kill Reiner and Galliard. He definitely has no problem nomming Galliard. What changes? Reiner caring about Galliard?
Eren easily could have taken out two of Marley’s Titans, and he chooses not to. It’s a decision Mikasa is either fine with or encourages. I don’t quite know what to make of her very excellent stoic face after Eren punches Reiner. She goes from that to zooming over all “Eren!” and... does that mean killing Reiner has been judged the wrong decision all around? What’s with the interruption, you two? Is that closeup of Eren’s eyes on the opposite page just there to look pretty, or is something going on?
Look, you’ve killed everyone else in the general vicinity, I’m allowed to wonder what makes this special. What, Eren can see his sparkling eyes when his face isn’t armored up and can’t handle the dokis?
Geez, this was a chapter.
Next month we get to see how great the great escape is--only guarantee is that there is no escape from the monsters in their heads.
...I’m with Mikasa. Can we go home now?
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SnK Chapter 96 Poll Results
The chapter 96 poll closed with 1,469 responses. Thank you to everyone for participating. Let’s do this!
RATE THE CHAPTER (1,402 Responses)
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There was an increase of strong NOPES with 6.5% rating this chapter a 1 verses .07% for chapter 95,  but otherwise like last month, the majority gave the chapter a favorable rating.
With every chapter focusing on the Warriors, they steadily climb the list of some of the greatest characters I've ever had the pleasure of reading about. I love everyone in this manga, but the complexity, moral ambiguity, and tragedy of these three just continues to astound me. No matter how this manga concludes and no matter how imperfect AoT is as a whole, I applaud Isayama for writing some of the best antagonists I've ever seen.
Warriors background and sob story is always good to see. However, I do want a bit more progress in the story. I can wait a bit longer to see Paradis cast.
96 is probably the highlight of Marley focus so far, and is a well deserved title. It honestly never crossed my mind for some reason that we would see the opposite side of the attack on Paradis, and it did surprise me with how much of a rush and danger it was for RBA.
I liked the other chapters better since they weren't all about flashbacks; they had a nice mix between current and previous events
I don't really like the Marley chapters but this chapter has been amazing. Best chapter of this arc so far.
It has a huge emotional content but I feel like it had less substance than previous chapter. The insight on Annie is interesting though.
i think seeing the fall of wall maria from RBA's perspective was a very good (and heartbreaking) decision for yams to make, and a good way to segway into finally revealing what the SC are up to hopefully lol
It seems like Isayama has a thing for writing heartbreaking and sad chapters in August *sides eyeing to chapter 84* and btw, I'm still not over serumbowl. I don't even think I'llbe over that someday ;;-;;
It was really insightful to see more of RAB and actually see R&B relationship with Annie (I honestly thought Annie hated them and vice versa). We didn't see 3 monsters but 3 little kids, traumatized and forced to shed innocent blood
fuck this chapter, i dont even mind the marley chapters but this literally told us nothing interesting aside from royalty not being subjects of ymir
WHICH BEST DESCRIBES YOUR THOUGHTS ON SEEING THE FALL OF WALL MARIA FROM THE WARRIOR PERSPECTIVE (1,425 Responses)
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Some mixed reaction here. A slight majority (45%) loved it while 25% didn’t care or didn’t like the timing of it. 31.5% were lukewarm about the retelling of the fall of Wall Maria from the warrior perspective.
I suppose if we were going to answer various loose plot points, we might as well get them all out in a single chapter.
I think Isayama's starting to push it with the flashbacks. I'd be okay with like. Half the next chapter or less being flashbacks to the trainee days but I want the rest to be interesting present-day Marley content
This would all have been so much more compelling if it had been incorporated into the main narrative timeline. Yams seriously needs a better editor.
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE CHAPTER? (1,343 Responses)
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“So much Annie” and seeing both trios in the shelter together were the top moments. Bert making eye contact with EMA and loudly contradicting Annie about her ability to charm men followed at #3 and 4. But with a lot of options came a lot of opinions.
"I'm here to save humanity."  Like. Holy shit.
"Reiner is dead. If you want Marcel, I'll become Marcel" That was epic
One True God, Reigner, preaching His Holy Word to other Warriors. For He is the true savior of humanity
Reiner finally winning against Annie in a foot race
series was really just a bunch of scared kids making it up as they go
The little RBA group hug awww
The survivor from Wall Maria telling RBA his story. When I realized that I had heard it word for word out of Bertolt's mouth, it was very chilling. And Annie, seeing her break down at Reiner was one of the most heart-wrenching moments in the series
The two times we saw EMA
When it was revealed the Tybur family knew something about the Reiss family, that they have made a "vow renouncing war." OK, something is up with the Tybur Family, and I want to know more!
 Seeing RBA talk about their mission when the Coordinate was maybe 20 feet away from them tops was a weird mix of frustrating and hilarious.
Ma boi Bert is smooth af.
Damn, Dina really hustled to be the first Titan through the gate.
  SADDEST MOMENT FROM THE CHAPTER? (1,339 Responses)
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Rather than pick a single moment, nearly 38% of us selected the whole chapter as the saddest moment. As usual, any glimpse of the 104th makes people cheer. The moment of eye contact between Bert and EMA was #2.
Annie...everything about Annie in general.
Knowing that once Reiner got back to the Marley after they failed, he did listen to Annie's words when she beat him up because he did take all the blame himself
reiner saying he wants to be a "soldier" to "save the humanity"_ the poor young man really thought he was saving the "humanity" from the monsters/devils
The panels of Bastion looking over the wall were so sad imo. Knowing RBA's story makes this iconic moment so much more tragic and powerful, but in a different way than before.
The parallel made between EMA and BRA. It's so sad to see how similar there six kids are, and how differently their lives ended up.
The saddest moment was Reiner saying he will 'become' Marcel. That was Isayama tearing my heart out of my rib cage and beating it repeatedly.
Watching three broken children commit an atrocity that they couldn't fully understand the consequences of
when it was yet another flashback
  MOST INTERESTING NEW DISCOVERY FROM THE CHAPTER? (1,326 Responses)
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The majority selected how Reiner became Marcel as the most interesting discovery. Bloodline talk and and the origin of Bert’s cover story were close second and third.
All of the above
Everything.
how reigner got fukin ripped, brah
reiner is hot asf
Reiner was always ripped
the explanation for why reigner went from the weakling to a buff dude (LUMBERJACKING)
Knowing for certain that RBA and EMA were (at least for a while) in the same refugee camp. My babies <3
I dont care for the plot at this point honestly im just in it for annie i discovered i love her somehow more than i originally thought
The Tybur clan detaining the information about the vow of the King. That implies they were in contact with Kruger at some point.
DO YOU THINK RBA KILLED THE MAN FROM THE REMOTE VILLAGE? (1,347 Responses)
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My poll co-creator was the one who suggested this question and once asked I couldn’t unsee it. Nearly half of respondents don’t think RBA killed that man, but clearly there’s room for doubt.
I'm torn on whether RBA killed the man from the village. The idea occurred to me when reading the chapter, and I could equally see them doing it but also not doing it. isayama why!
  HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE BEATDOWN THAT ANNIE BROUGHT ON REINER? (1,360 Responses)
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Honestly I wasn’t expecting this to be a landslide but here it is - 82% felt that Annie was ok in her beatdown of Reiner.
YEAH ANNIE, KICK HIS ASS!!!
I want more of cruel Annie
My feelings for Reiner is kinda messed up.. Annie did beat up Reuner pretty good
i was all for reiner rescuing annie and apologizing to her but seeing what she did to him this chapter. never mind. she can go f*** herself.
  RATE EACH WARRIOR IN TERMS OF HOW THIS CHAPTER AFFECTED YOUR PERCEPTIONS OF THEM
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As far as opinion changes go, 807 people view Annie more favorably after this chapter, 788 do so for Reiner, and 633 for Bert. On the other end of the spectrum, 140 view Annie less favorably. That number is 113 for Reiner, and 57 for Bert
I used to dislike Annie, but this chapter helped humanize her in my eyes.
I kind of despise reiner after this chapter, the only good thing about it was annie
Bless Annie, she not only saw through all the brain-washing that the Marley government had imposed on them all, but was oblivious to her own charms! But damn, the scene where Eren, Mikasa and Armin are reflected in the Colossal Titan's eyes? That had me in tears!
  WHICH OF THE THREE ORIGINAL WARRIORS IS YOUR FAVORITE? (1,369 Responses)
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When I asked this question, I mentioned Tumblr’s outpouring of love for Annie as my reason. Now I have data to back that up. While Reiner was the combined winner, favorite character does vary by platform. On Reddit, Reiner was the clear favorite with 55% of the vote. Tumblr selected Annie with 46%. Bert is viewed far more kindly of Tumblr than Reddit. The breakdown is below:
REDDIT’S FAVORITE WARRIOR
Reiner: 55%
Annie: 31%
Bert: 15%
TUMBLR‘S FAVORITE WARRIOR
Annie: 46%
Reiner: 32%
Bert: 23%.
Reiner best character. Reiner for Straw Hat. Reiner for king of Westeros. Reiner for everything. I uh... I like Reiner.
Bertolt is such a non-entity in the flashbacks.
I can't believe I didn't appreciate Annie as much as I do now before!!! It was great to see her again and I really look forward to seeing her more hopefully
  WHICH OF THE THREE ORIGINAL WARRIORS IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE? (1,322 Responses)
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No surprise here. Mah boy Bert continues to get the least love.
  WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN IN CHAPTER 97? (1,353 Responses)
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88% of people think the perspective will stay with the Warriors and a slight majority believe the flashback will continue. The 12% who think we’ll have a perspective switch are probably being optimistic.
  IF CHAPTER 97 IS SET IN PRESENT DAY MARLEY, WHAT DO YOU MOST WANT TO SEE (1,362 Responses)
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The Tyber family festival and the identity of Amputee-kun are what we want next. Many people think they will happen at the same time.
The Tybur Family Festival will reveal Amputee-Kun
All of this. A dialogue-heavy chapter that takes place during the tyber family festival. Right before the end, Pieck looks at Amputee-kun in the distance and says "Yo Zeke, Reiner, ain't that Eren Yeager ?" and Zeke goes "That's exactly right".
Amputee guy goes home. It is a dark house. In the corner is armin praying to an annie shrine. Mikasa is next to him on a chair drinking tea as if nothing weird at all is happening.
I'd like to see sort of visual representation of the Warhammer titan
Levi
Main cast
Reiner visiting Bertolt's family/parents
  THE FOUNDING TITAN APPEARS TO YOU IN A DREAM AND GRANTS YOU 3 WISHES FOR THE MANGA. YOUR CHOICES? (1,401 Responses)
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I hope ya’ll know I can see who voted for more than three. Shame on you! Action for Annie and Mikasa top the wish list followed by “no more time skips”. There were plenty of write in votes asking for romance and canon ships and the resurrections of Ymir, Bert and Erwin. There were some rather creative options as well.
*virtually votes for Annie getting out the damn crystal three times* WE NEED SOME ANSWERS FROM HER DAMMIT!
Armin. Man-bun. Now.
Every character getting a satisfying and conclusive ending.
Explain PATHS without magic.
Honestly I wish Zackley's "art" was never a thing
Chapter once a week
Marcel's death. Again. Again
Titan shifters not having to die after 13 years, except for gaylord, he can die for all I care.
HANJI ZOE GET A BACKSTORY
one billion dollars and a mansion to live in. PLEASE
Let's talk about East Sea Clan now
Bring Bertoto Big-Boi Bertollini back to life
better pacing
Connie with luscious curls.
MORE ZEKE!!
  HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT TO RETURN TO THE ORIGINAL CAST ON PARADIS? (1,420 Responses)
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The number of people willing to sell their souls to see the original cast is up 10% over last month.
I understand people are frustrated because they miss the main cast, but Warriors are my favorite characters and I've wanted to see this since forever. We'll get back to the main cast eventually, just bear with it like we went along with chapters without the Warriors.
This is honestly all I've wanted to see from the beginning of the series. No matter what happens after, I'm really glad we got to see the other side of that fateful day. Also, I love how clear the parallels between the two trios were, because that's something I've found incredibly powerful in this series, but it's never really been this clear before. I find it tragically beautiful just how similar EMA and RAB are, and yet one trio has hope of a happy ending while the other's been doomed from the start.
Just when i was finally gettibg into Marley we switch to a flashback! Lol that's how it goes. It was a good chapter, finally covering something we've been going over on a fandom level since 2013. I'm glad we finally saw it. Bring back Annie 2k17!
On one hand, the Marley files is necessary, building up to the end of the series. But holy cow I miss our main crew on Paradis! Granted, the Paradis chapters have been well done, especially on expanding the Warrior's side as fellow humans trapped in some shitty circumstances.
I just want a glimpse of how the Walldians look like. Just one panel and I can rest in peace.
I've been selling my souls for the past six months to see main casts... I'm withered now.
  WHICH CHARACTERS DO YOU GENERALLY ENJOY THE MOST (1,422 Responses)
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Vets are up and the104th are down, but I suspect poll exposure is the reason for the change.
WHERE DO YOU PRIMARILY DISCUSS THE SERIES (1,298 Responses)
Tumblr, sit down, we need to talk. I know you love your art and ships. And I do too! But can you spend three minutes taking the poll? The good folks at Reddit once again outnumber you 2-1.
Reddit: 869 (66.9%)
Tumblr: 419 (32.3%))
Discord: 84 (6.5%)
Twitter: 7 (0.5%)
  IS THERE ANYTHING FROM THE NEW GUIDEBOOK YOU FOUND PARTICULARLY INTERESTING? (1,143 Responses)
yes, seeing Armin’s parents was awesome, but my poll co-creator’s obsession with Reiner Braun is #3 and that’s all I need! That, and eruri is canon.... again  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Seeing Armin’s parents: 49.2%
Isayama’s obsession with Reiner Braun: 38.5%
Poll creators obsession with Reiner Braun: 35.1%
Reiner’s unexplained weight loss: 23.8%
4 pages of insight into Levi's thoughts: 23.4%
Eruri being canon.... again: 22.2%
Annie’s hairstyle being designed after Avril Lavigne’s: 21.3%
The Colossal Titan was designed before Bertolt: 21.3%
Reiner being described as “the perfect man”: 20.6%
Annie’s name being a joke on the word “ani,” meaning “bro”: 18.3%
Marcel and Porco aren’t twins: 16.2%
The height/weight info on the warriors and cadets: 15.7%
Reiner’s genetic predisposition to be a muscular and sexy bara: 14.4%
Birthdays for characters we didn’t know before (Finally! Moblit!): 13.6%
Reiner having David Beckham’s eyes: 11.8%
Reiner having Matt Damon’s looks from Saving Private Ryan: 10.8%
It's ok, I too am obsessed with Reiner Braun (I would marry him)
Reiner is B U L K
isayama is evil
I fucking love Reiner Braun. That's all.
reiner needs to be protected
Reiner continues to be best boy
  FINAL THOUGHTS?
This is a subset of the write in the comments we received. Thank you again for participating! See you next month!
EXTRA DANCC
This chapter was incredible and i cant wait until 97 comes out.
This chapter made me think a lot of Draco Malfoy. I mean the trio and him both were brainwashed and raised to think lies. They were just children caught up in situations they coulndt understand well. It made me feel very sad.
I wonder how the Tybur family knows about the First King's Will. Either he made the vow before traveling with the Eldians to Paradise, or the Tybur family infiltrated the Walls somehow.
Tyber family is being set up to be the "real" masterminds behind Marley's government.
Fuck you Isayama!! I hate you and I'll always will... except if you give Annie a happy ending I could rethink about it
It was really good but I would have liked just a little bit of present-day Marley as well
Again, the Tybur Family knows something about the Reiss family even though the rest of the world doesn't know what's going on within the Walled Society. Something is up with the Tybur Family, I tell you!!!
We need more Annie, Bertolt and Reiner. Also want so badly to see the main Paradis cast but enjoying so much this Marley arc so I'm very conflicted with myself on that and which side I'm now on (Warriors/Paradis)
It was lit
It was interesting to see these events unfold through the long-awaited perspective of Reiner, Bertholt and Annie. I liked how they showed those three kids having more humanity. Seeing Bertholt hesitate and Annie cry gave another dimension to their character.
I've said it before but the new shots of Bertholdt looming over the wall were so fucking incredible. When it gets animated, I hope this moment be silent, no bgm, nothing. It would make it more memorable.
The fact that this chapter is called "Door of Hope" may suggest that RBA's time having their worldview expanded will eventually lead to hope. Reiner may turn on Marley in the end, and Annie's character definitely isn't loyal to Marley. I don't think either would work for Paradis if they had a choice, but since Paradis *is* directly opposing Marley, I suspect we'll have a "enemy of my enemy is my friend" situation. For Annie at least. If Reiner switches, I think it'll be in some great final act. :'(
Im a wreck now!
As expected
Dank
I love how there are absolutely no black and white in this series
Reignar's motivation for joining the military was done really well, and I love how complicated of a situation he's been in...
I've been a fan of getting the Marley perspective and was really happy to see Annie again, but this chapter felt like it was more of everything we already knew. It didn't add emotional stakes, it didn't add to the plot, it contributed to the abysmal pacing. I realize that we can't fully judge the manga until it's complete but the fact is, this is a monthly manga, and Isayama should take that into consideration when pacing the story. Focusing entirely on a flashback this chapter felt like a really poor narrative decision, especially since while it gave us feelings it didn't add any the last chapter didn't also give us. I know Isayama is a master of the long game so maybe I'm wrong and this was an important chapter, but it certainly didn't feel like it. It feels like he's trying too hard to make us feel for the warriors, but the previous chapters already accomplished that.
I expect SC to come back in Chapter 99. With the festival upcoming, I expect two volumes of Warriors before returning to out niggas on Paradis. Also, it's Reigner, not Reiner.
This arc need to step up its pace. It's good that we had all this new info but the story is so slow!
I just want to see grown up Mikasa
Disappointing overall. Little useful new information. The part about stealing the backstory was interesting but not significant. No plot advancements, no new mysteries, no present day action, and we all guessed accurately how the wall fell from RBA's perspective. IMO a pointless chapter, and the Marley arc has dragged on for almost a year now (no problem with Marley focus, it's just been very slow). Could/should have been done differently (include Walldians learning about Marley along w/us readers, include Warriors other than Reiner)
Need less marley and warrior focus jesus fuck
Ballsy move by Isayama to continue with the Marley/Reiner stuff. It's not terrible but considering monthly release schedule it's getting tiresome and I think he's starting to lose some of the fanbase - and he'll continue to lose more with each Marley/Reiner chapter
I'm so done with Marley, wake me up when we get back to the main cast
Please just move the story forward, we don't need previous details spelled out, the audience is smart enough on their own, this all just feels like a gigantic stall.
Feels like Isayama is stalling for the big reveal of Paradis plot
RBA perspective is already overkilled its inviting irritation rather than sympathy
I feel like isayama doesn't care about the manga anymore and is just trying to wrap it up as quick as possible
ANNIE PLEASE COME BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Getting weary of the flashback. I don't mind seeing the Marley side of things, but pick up the pace.
very powerful chapter. That said, I hope that for the sake of the story's pacing in general, this is the last flashback we get for a while.
AoT is the best story I've ever read. But if there are more useless Marley chapters I might even stop reading monthly. That's how exasperated I am. Fuck i really do like RBA and flashback is nice but PLEASE LET ME SEE THE WALLDIANS COME ONNNNNNNNN!!!! Its been half a year already !!! I didnt see the main characters since i caught up with the manga wtf
Cool chapter in itself, not ok with the premise
I'm pretty sure Dina said fuck Bertolt because she was going after that slut sleeping with her husband
You know, after hatin' on the Marley POV for the past few chapter I actually am starting to feel that I'm succumbing to them, slowly but surely starting to enjoy them
The RBA hug was the sweetest thing.
would be interesting to see of armin -remembers- any of this
I finally fully enjoyed reading a chapter of this Marley arc, even if it's just a flashback... but i reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaalllly wish to come back to the original cast POV. I miss them, i wanna see them, i would sell my soul to see them. Also i think Isayama made a wrong choice doing this Marley arc now, after the timeskip, if he had done this before the fandom probably wouldn't react as the way they did (missing EMA and Veterans). I mean, after the longest time skip ever, after the most loved/hated arc with huge changes to some characters, Isayama just change the view to another characters not showing us anything of what happened. Also with this guidebook we could see that things have changed with the original cast, mainly the relationships that before were strong but at this moment we don't know fully (Like i seriously saw the EMA split apart reading this guidebook, a thing that i didn't wanted to happe, but at the same time i wanted because is interesting af. Or Levi miserable after Erwin death... I feel like Isayama will continue with this flashbacks to explain something like why Annie didn't killed Armin, and their thoughts on the Walldian, but i also feel like chapter 100 will split the fandom apart (again) (i mean we probably will get the main cast in this one, i hope)
I MISS MIKASA
Great develope of the warriors trio
EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
nice info & perspective in this chapter. but felt dragged..could've been expressed in less pages tbh.
The pacing of this whole arc has been poor. These backstories would have better served the story if they had peppered the narrative a little bit at a time over the course of the whole series, not as some last second infodump.
Only thing worse than present day Marley is flashback Marley
I DON'T WANT ANOTHER FLASHBACK JUST GET ME ON PARADIS AGAIN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
You have a beautiful smile, but not as beautiful as Dina's.
I need Reiner/Happiness to be canon like RIGHT NOW
wjat the fuck is dina d o i n g how did she just KNOW who carla was aksdadkjs
I wish bertholdt was not dead And that he has more development.
I never thought we'd actually get to see this part from the warrior's perspective, but I've always hoped we'd at least see it in a spin off or something, so I am pumped we actually got to see it in detail in canon
Thank god for Isayama, he's a blessed man to give us so many chapters with Warrior focus.
Man I just wish I didn't have to wait so long for each chapter, but I understand it's necessary for quality.
I wasn't really enjoying the flashbacks but I loved this one
I wish we would have had some bits from the breaching of the wall way earlier. I also wish the plot would advance a bit faster. I feel too many panels were spent on the flashback. For me the chapter was over too soon, but felt like I'd learned nothing new of importance :(
I understand the flashbacks are necessary, but I hope the story will eventually wrap those up to keep the story moving forward. Everything has been going by so slowly lately, but even so, I love this series to much to just leave, especially since we're already nearing the end. Keep it up, Isayama!
Because I see all the recent Annie content as the most obvious foreshadowing of her return to the plot, that begs a new question. In Stohess, she tried to run away, not take Eren, and just get back to her father. She crystallized with that stuff in mind, she seemed ready to abandon her mission, so when she inevitably wakes up will she still have that same mindset? I think this whole thing could set up an interesting change for her character. Whether she joins the Walldians or not, she finally gets a chance to break away from the flow and suffer or thrive based on the outcome of (probably) the only time she's allowed to choose something in her life.
Damn this is depressing as hell
Dina will never not freak me out. Also hooOOOOOO REINER'S MESSED UP HOOOOOOOO
I really do hope Isayama goes back to the paradis crew in a flashback to 4 years ago. A couple months from where chapter 90 left off & the entire volume covers 1 year of the Paradis crew in between the 4 year time skip
I feel like Isayama doesnt care much for Mikasa anymore. She has become a flat character and deserves more focus.
I didn't need an entire chapter dedicated to RBA's persepctive of the fall of wall maria to feel any more sympathy than I already do towards them.
I'm really tired of the Marley focus in the story.
Loved seeing how Annie really felt about the mission outside of the hometown and ideologies. Also heart breaking to see Reiner trying so hard to make the mission work only to end up losing the only other two who understood him best in the end.
I was hoping we would get the Tyber family's festival, and there Amputee-kun would reveal his identity. However, after seeing this chapter, I realized how important and interesting the Fall of Wall Maria is in the warriors' point of view. I'm glad we got this chapter.
1. Reiner is much more than a warrior or a replacement for Marcel. 2. Dina keeps being awesome even after her death. 3. Bertholdt already being in love with Annie is awesome. 4. We've been able to see Jean!!! 5. I don't want to say goodbye to Colt...
Isayama, give Erwin back 😌!
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hisuuuuuu · 7 years
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I was tagged by @tvvy and @dallyingdivergent thank youuu!! 💕💕
1.) If you had one, what was your ‘stereotype’ in school? (jock, nerd, goth, etc)
idk if it has a name but I was like the sweet quiet one that was kind to pretty much everyone. like the krista of the school pretty much aha. like I remember one day I was helping the school sell chocolates and my friend wasn’t going to but she said I was too cute to say no to ahaha aw I miss the days at school when I wasn’t ridden by mental illnesses rip

2.) What are your favorite and least favorite foods?
favourite: aw man idk maybe bacon? bacon hasn’t let me down in a while now least favourite: peanuts maybe?

3.) Who is your favorite character from your current fandom and why?
leviiii ackermannnn. I won’t say all the reasons bc this will go on for too long but this man came from nothing (he literally would have died if it weren’t for kenny god bless him) to a well known hero. and like he never once got cocky about this or his title (in fact I think he hates the burden of it but is willing to sacrifice that part of him for humanity). despite all the shit he’s been through (which is a lot of shit) he still remains kind and untainted (to a point. like he’s willing to get his hands dirty for what he believes in. he’s definitely not pure). but yea all he wants is to protect and save humanity and his friends from the titans. he literally just wants to get rid of them all so they can rest and find peace (probably bc he knows he won’t be able to so he’s willing to die so others can 😭) I’m gonna stop here bc I’m gonna cry and bc this is gonna get too long but I just love everything about him!!

4.) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
my fear of some social situations & risk taking (I’m getting better tho!)

5.) What are your favorite hobbies?
video games, video editing, listening to & playing music, dancing (I’m planning on taking lessons soon if my anxiety chills)

6.) Spring, Summer, Fall, or Winter?
fall

7.) What’s one obstacle you’ve overcome recently?
I think I’ve finally found peace with myself and I don’t take many things as much to heart anymore. it’s actually a really big thing I don’t know why I’m not celebrating lmao

8.) Yes or no:
Pineapple on pizza? it’s not too bad. honestly it used to be my favourite but now I’d rather not but eh it’s ok
Fries dipped in mayonnaise? omg haha possibly? I haven’t had mayo in so long bc it used to make me sick. I mean the thought makes me sick but I guess for like three fries I could handle it lmao
Ketchup on eggs? my dude!!! it’s not a bad taste but the yolk goes pink and it’s so cute!! 

9.) What is your most resourceful skill?
remaining positive, optimistic and calm in stressful situations (most of the time)

10.) If you could pick three fictional characters to bring to life, who would they be and why?
ymir so Icoulddattteeherrrrrr erwin smith bc I want him as my dadddd xander from buffy bc he’d be a good friend and he’s got that dorky humour which I love

11.) What is the end-goal for you; What do you want to do with your life?
I’d like to move to some nice lil city and have a job that I adore with a nice circle of friends, a beautiful home to share with my beautiful gf and beautiful dogs, and to just be happy and at peace with my life that’d be cool
1. What is your LEAST favorite color?
purple maybe? I like most pastel purples tho
2. Which trope in a fanfic do you absolutely hate and want to die?
omg uke/seme tbh
3. Pick a favorite character from your current fandom and write at least one headcanon about them.
oh my gosh ok it’s levi but I’m gonna use this to write about the beautiful rare pair that is moburi haha
when moblit isn’t busy making sure hange is still alive and breathing, he and levi chill out together. they bond over their love but stress and concern over hange. levi drinks tea whilst moblit drinks coffee (which is more than often mixed with some alcohol) while they chat and unwind with the other. they’ll often light heartedly complain about the day they had or something
levi admires moblit’s artistic skill (he literally in canon calls them masterpieces) and likes to just quietly watch him sketch or doodle. as someone with little to no artistic skill he finds it fascinating to watch how effortlessly he can bring something to life. it’s also very soothing and relaxing for him. it takes both their minds off of things or on whatever it is moblit is drawing
moblit at first was flustered by this because of the amount of attention he was getting and the pressure of not messing up because someone is watching. soon enough it became routine for them and moblit could truly relax around levi as he drew
if levi finds moblit drinking on his own (which is quite common) he’ll often join him and work on paperwork as it has no effect on him while they silently enjoy each other’s company
levi likes to if he can to include moblit and any other cadet that’s often left out in conversation or something social bc he loves all his soldiers and wants them to at least have some gOOD MEMORIES BEFORE THEY DIE BYE I HATE THAT THIS ENDED IN ANGST IT WASNT MEANT TO BUT FCK IT IF IT INVOLVES LEVI OF COURSE IT IS I HATE
ALSO IM SORRY THIS GOT LONG I JUST LOVE MY BOYS AND LEVI I’m so gonna use this as a ref to write a moburi fic btw omg
4. Which movie universe would you like to place the characters of your current fandom in?
movie universe.. I was gonna say life is strange bc of the high school au but that’s a video game rip. kingsman maybe? or pmmm. actually nvm just the happiest movie universe where no one dies thanks like some fun college movie or something lmao
5. Enemies-to-lovers or Childhood-friends-to-lovers?
enemies-to-lovers probably but childhood-friends-to-lovers is pretty cute too
6. Who would you switch bodies with, and why?
I don’t think I would tbh I don’t know I don’t want to mess with another persons life like all john malkovich style haha. I always wanted to be mystique tho so I could change the appearance of mine like to just improve little things and cosplaying would be so heavenly and easy I could become all my favs aha
7. Favorite book genre?
mystery/suspense maybe
8. Which video game universe would you like to live in, and why?
animal crossing: new leaf! bc everyone’s so nice and cute and you’ve got everything you need within walking distance like a convenience store, retail, a museum! a coffee shop like bruh
9. Where would you like go on a first date?
probably the movies bc then if you don’t like the person it isn’t as awkward bc you can just enjoy the movie lol
10. For you, what is the right age to get married?
21 and up probably
11. Favorite ice cream flavor
neapolitan bc I can’t pick haha
I tag: @tatakaeeren @apetitan @yaboylevi @sanspert @eren–gayger @micasaas @piecks @reibertx @sarianapng @kenny-ackerman @drunksara
and my 11 questions are:
1. favourite album: 2. favourite time of day: 3. a song you could listen on repeat and never get tired of: 4. favourite rare pair/s: 5. a song that never fails to make you happy: 6. if you had to cosplay anyone who would it be? 7. what would you say your 'style’ is? 8. if you had to get a tattoo what would it be? 9. favourite video game: 10. a ship that is similar to your relationship goals: 11. what was your first plushie/soft toy/teddy’s name?
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fancymuffinparty · 7 years
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A Foolproof Plan
Rating: G -T; for comic mischief.
Pairing: EreAni, Eren x Annie. Hints of other pairings.
Summary: How would Annie Leonhart ask her date to the Sadie Hawkin’s Dance? Here’s how! (No guarantees that it will all go smoothly… especially when your friends are idiots.)
Word Count: 1678
A/N: I love the RBA trio. Btw, this is slightly crack lol. That is all.
“Have you asked anyone to Sadies yet?”
If Annie Leonhart had to hear that question one more time…
Shiganshina High School’s Annual Sadie Hawkins’ Dance was but a week away.
All of her buddies had successfully asked their dates. Sasha was going with Connie, asking him after one particularly heated night of karaoke. Mikasa and Armin were going as friends, the crafty usage of a fortune cookie ultimately sealing the deal. Krista asked Reiner before first period with the help of a few others, each wearing t-shirts spelling out: S-A-D-I-E-S-?
Krista insisted on being the question mark.
Ymir coerced Bertolt using a charming combination of cleverly arranged Hershey’s kisses and brute force, putting on a show for everyone after his basketball game.
Someone managed to record the entire spectacle and upload it on YouTube. The video had over a hundred thousand hits last time Bertolt checked, lowkey dying of embarrassment but happy to have a date to the dance nonetheless.
At first, Annie was unsure if she even wanted to go, but her friends just wouldn’t give her a break.
“Come on, Annie!”
“Don’t be lame!”
“You have to go!”
The crew continued egging her on for the next couple days, reminding her that her crush had yet to be asked.
“I heard Eren doesn’t have a date yet.”
“You should ask him.”
“Do it!”
Annie was surprised Eren hadn’t been asked by anyone. When she mulled it over, the hints he kept dropping her at lunch made it seem as though he was waiting for her to ask him.
Hints within the realm of: “Wow, it sucks that I haven’t been asked to Sadies yet!”
And: “So I heard you haven’t asked anyone yet, Annie. Interesting…”
The real kicker: “Just so you know, Annie, I’m not doing anything Friday. Huh. That’s funny. Friday just so happens to be Sadies! What a coincidence, right?!”
Okay, okay. It was pretty obvious what he was trying to convey.
But how was Annie Leonhart going to play this out?
Everyone else had asked their dates in such cute and clever ways.
Mikasa practically went out of her way to ask Armin! A fortune cookie with the proposal written on the little piece of paper inside. A fortune cookie! A fortune cookie? Like, who does that?!
Sasha went all out with her Karaoke plan, stealing Connie’s heart by crooning away with songs like ‘Baby Come Back,’ and ‘Do Ya Think I’m Sexy.’
Krista had planned her proposal weeks in advance, ordering the special-made t-shirts ahead of time.
Ymir was going to be hard to top. No doubt, she made Bertolt an offer he couldn’t refuse, given her persuasive methods. It’s hard to say ‘no’ when a hottie with more sass than freaking Deadpool has you in a near chokehold and throws Hershey’s (and then literal) kisses all over your face.
In front of everyone at a varsity basketball game.
Annie was never the super competitive type, but she didn’t want to seem lazy either.
She couldn’t let her friends show her up, especially since it was their senior year.
It was do or die. Now or never. All or nothing.
This was it. Today was the day.
Annie Leonhart was ready to ask Eren Jaeger to the Sadie Hawkin’s Dance!
The only thing left for her to do was to time this out right. For now, she’d have to be quiet and remain perfectly still.
With the help of Reiner and Bertolt, she devised a foolproof plan, needing only a large cardboard box and a bag of gumballs.
Said bag of gumballs were in her hands. As for Annie, she was hiding in the giant cardboard box, carried delicately by Bertolt and Reiner as though they were handling a sort of ‘package.’ Seeing as how she only weighed around one hundred and ten pounds, she may as well have been a feather; no match for the muscular arms of her assistants.
The plan was for Reiner and Bertolt to ‘deliver’ the box containing the petite Annie to Eren’s house and from there, before Eren could open it- Booyah!
She’d burst open from the inside and surprise him!
Such a genius, she was!
Annie could make out a few distinct sounds from her position inside the box, readying herself mentally when she heard Reiner ring the doorbell to Eren’s house.
The door opened, followed by a slightly audible conversation.
“Reiner? Bertolt?” Eren looked back and forth between the two in confusion. “What are you guys doing here?”
Bertolt was sweating nervously, as usual. Reiner had the biggest shit-eating grin plastered on his face.
“Special delivery for Eren Jaeger.” Reiner had one hell of a hard time suppressing a hearty laugh. It was making his stomach hurt. His lungs especially needed the release.
Eren raised a brow as the two gently lowered the ‘package’ to the ground.
“What’s this all about?” Eren asked.
Bertolt began stuttering. Reiner took a step back.
“Why don’t you open it?” Reiner clapped his hands together, figuring that was a good enough cue for Annie. He wanted to see how the rest would play out
“Uh… okay.” Eren shrugged.
Before he could move to try and open his package, he was taken aback when the box started… moving.
Inside the box, poor Annie began worrying. Why couldn’t she jump out in a glorious blaze like she’d seen in the movies?
Shit, she thought. I can’t get out!
“Guys,” Eren stammered, “is there something… inside the box?”
His question went unanswered as Reiner’s eyes widened in horror. “Bertolt… when I said ‘use the glue on the kitchen counter,’ you didn’t happen to reach for the yellow bottle, did you? The one with the missing label?”
Bertolt nodded. “Uhh… well… yeah. I used that one”
“That was super glue, Bertolt!” Reiner shouted in agony. “Shit!”
“Oh, no!” Bertolt gasped.
Eren grimaced. “So, how the hell am I gonna get this thing open?!” The box kept jumbling around. Whatever, or whoever, was inside seemed desperate to get out. “And who the hell uses super glue instead of ya know, TAPE, to seal a package?!”
“We ran out of tape! Look, there’s no time to explain, Eren! We gotta get it open!” Reiner hastily picked up the box and tried frantically to pry it open with no more than his bare hands.
“I don’t think that’ll work, Reiner!” Bertolt implored the blond beast to settle it carefully on the front lawn and then quickly said a prayer. “Forgive me, Annie.” He whispered.
To the horror of those in his presence, he began kicking the sides of the box in an effort to weaken its construct.
“What the hell?!” Eren gasped.
“Bertolt! No!” Reiner ran to stop his friend from continuing. “That’s not how we’ll get it open.” Reiner rolled up his sleeves. “This is how we’ll get it open.”
With that, he began punching the top of the hefty cardboard box, with the intention of doling out enough damage to free the enslaved Annie from the package’s restraints.
Eren could only watch in shock, frozen where he stood like a deer in a headlight.
He came to his senses when he heard something inside squeal in distress.
“Stop!” Eren dashed over to stop the idiots from causing any further damage. “Didn’t you hear that just now? It made a noise!”
“It did?” Bertolt and Reiner asked in unison.
Eren paused for a moment and sighed. “This isn’t some kind of prank, right?” The chances of them messing with him were high, but the concerned looks on their faces appeared genuine.
When both giants shook their heads, Eren exhaled sharply and began walking to his garage.
“This thing is indestructible. I’m gonna go grab my dad’s chainsaw.”
Bertolt and Reiner nearly choked at his suggestion.
“You can’t be serious!” They cried out in sheer defeat.
“What choice do we have?!”
Just when all hope seemed lost, the box rumbled and jumbled around, like a volcano about to erupt.
Though the boys had no way of knowing what was happening, it wouldn’t be long before all their worries could be cast aside. Thankfully.
Annie, by the grace of gods above, hadn’t been harmed by the barbaric acts of her friends in their attempts at freeing her. She had been placed in the box with loads of bubblewrap and crinkle-cut paper as a means of cushioning her inside.
As a fall back plan, she had brought a special ring gifted to her from her father; a ring with a small sharp folding blade sheathed within.
Using the blade, she began methodically tearing away, finally managing to free herself after a few swipes.
Annie burst out of the box and stood up victoriously. After briefly dusting her knees, she reached for the bag of gumballs at her feet and made her way over to where Eren was standing.
All three boys were at a loss for words, watching her as though she had just risen from the grave.
“Here.” She handed Eren the gumballs nonchalantly, like the last few minutes never happened. “Open it.”
“Annie…” Eren couldn’t formulate a proper sentence, voice emptily trailing off.
Bertolt suddenly lost consciousness and fainted, to which Reiner gathered him in his arms to catch his fall. He fanned away at Bertolt, casually offering words of encouragement while trying not to laugh.
“Calm down,” he sighed. “Everything turned out all right.”
In another setting, Eren had hurriedly opened the bag of gumballs and fished out a small note inside.
The note read; I finally have the balls to ask you to Sadies.
Awh! Such neat hand-writing, too!
Eren smiled and looked back at Annie, pulling her in for a hug.
“Took you long enough,” he said, squeezing her tight.
Annie smirked, completely satisfied.
Although her plan hadn’t quite worked out the way she had intended, it was certainly one for the books.
Who else could say their date was about to use a chainsaw to free them from being stuffed inside a box?
Suffice to say, she definitely outshined all her friends- and even managed to surprise herself.
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Reiner is getting hotter with each passing chapter. I fear we may rapidly be approaching a state of ultimate hotness that may be too much for us mere mortals to handle.
DA BEAST DADDY IS DA BEST DADDY.
Zeke's mid air transformation followed by a superhero landing is all I needed for my life to be complete
It's a boy!
I liked how much the new warriors look up to the older warriors How did Zeke drug Connies village if this is really required for his scream to work? And I wonder, are there eldians outside of Marly and paradis Island? Because the east sea nation don't have a high opinion of them as well. So, I wonder how they are treated in their society if they happen live there.
The reactions of the warriors reminded me a lot of how almost everyone reacted during Trost - most of them only knew how horrific it was, they'd never seen it. And it was HEARTBREAKING FOR EVERYONE. (But while Gaillard is agile, Ymir's titan didn't have the special jaw design, which would be weird AF if she really was the "Jaw Titan." So I'm pretty sure she's still safe).
I miss Erwin & Bert so much
Pieck's metal armour was rad
WHERE ARE MY LITTLE CHILDREN??
It hit me like a double-decker.
It was gucci
That chapter was well-done action-wise. It was cool to see the warriors of Marley in action. I'm still sad about Reiner's potential fate but I have to get prepared for him to die next chapter or in the chapter after. Poor boy only dedicated his life to an imposed duty since childhood without a break, on top of losing everybody he loved. If he dies I still have Zeke, but Reiner was my favorite warrior alongside Bert. Gabi and Falco warmed on me but not enough. I still want to spend the whole volume on Marley before moving on. no time-skips surprised me...
Zeke doesn't look he's aged a day. It was nice to see him again.
The only wow element for me was older Reiner. That's it.
I'm afraid Isayama will return to the main cast for the rest of the volume. There are still a lot of unanswered questions about Reiner and Zeke, plus now we have Falco and Gabi characters (and Pieck and Galliard on top of that). I feel there should be better a introduction for the new cast, and at least some update about Reiner\Zeke ( their worldview, their rediness to pass on their titans, their opinion on the candidats, at least some interactions with them). Also, I yet so see Mare's side of the conflict, and not oppreses Mare's Eldians, but actual Mare's people (military and civilians alike). So far we've met only two officers and they were jerks. Mare's still painted pretty black, I would like to see some gray areas as well.
Better than the last two
Where the fuck is Ymir!?
I'm getting a little tired of all these new characters, and while seeing Reiner again was quite nostalgic, I really wish Isayama would bring the story back to the original characters soon.
I think Reiner's not out for the count yet, but here's something I can totally see happening: we switch back to the Paradis people and the Marleyans attack them. Everyone thinks the Armored Titan is Reiner and they try talking to him only to discover it's one of the new people. OR, for some extra tragedy, they kill/capture the titan and THEN realize it isn't even Reiner. Bonus bonus tragedy if Connie finally gets his revenge and it's not even Reiner. :( Can totally see Isayama doing that.
It was really disturbing to realize that Annie, Bertolt, Reiner, and Marcel were once probably just like Gabi, Falco, Udo, etc. They might have been idealistic, prone to kindness even to their enemies (like Falco)... or not (since it's impossible to say for sure!) But seeing what actually fighting within the walls has done to Reiner--his trauma, etc. was an excellent contrast to the relative innocence the new cast gives off, and it's heartbreaking to consider that the Warriors we know may have once been the same way. Eren & co. please arrive promptly and save them.
It was boring.
I wish they would show why zeke was the holder of the key to the whole story.
Very intense chapter with stunning art.
Everything went south, but it's good to finally have some knowledge about what's going on outside.
Mule titan is the new best titan
I am sad that "Hot Dayum Daddy-o" Is not an acceptable answer for Reiner's hotness raiting. I also better see a warrior backstory before Isayama ties the noose for good on Reiner if he indeed decides to kill him off.
i have been giving this particular chapter a LOT of thought, and after looking back to ch. 51 of the manga, particularly at the picture of connie's mother in comparison to the drooling woman towards the front of page 2, i'm pretty convinced that the elodians were the people from ragako. that being said, i'm a slight bit skeptical that they were drugged and instead am starting to believe an older theory that just as zeke can turn people into mindless titans, he can turn them back into mindless humans.
Where's Annie
SCs better ally with the Mid-East Union or Eldians will be doomed by Marley faster.
Was surprised by how much I loved this chapter, after I so hated the last one. Oh, how far we've come since the early days of the story. I can't even imagine this in an animated form. It's too many years away.
i hope reiner will not gonna die because of gabi , if isayama want to kill him no matter what i want him to die like a hero
Something that stuck out to me was Gabi's concern for Reiner, "Reiner... be careful." It's a bit odd, she wants his power (aka eat him) but is concerned for him? Is it because of his power? Or does she know and legit care for him, but she (and the other cadets) haven't been told that eating them (the titan shifters) is a necessity to gain the power? Wouldn't that be traumatizing to figure out... I'm also curious about whether or not the warriors backstories are going to be told. Since Reiner's been knocked out (again XD) it could be a good time for the next chapter to open up with a flashback and end with him waking up? He's been kept alive for a while, and there's obviously a reason for it. I also want to know more about the other little warriors, they seem neat :)
Maybe im in denial but Reiner cant die yet, hes the warrior that knows the enemy best and needs to teach someone to use the 3dmg (If he hasnt already in these 4 years)
Something that stuck out to me was Gabi's concern for Reiner, "Reiner... be careful." It's a bit odd, she wants his power (aka eat him) but is concerned for him? Is it because of his power? Or does she know and legit care for him, but she (and the other cadets) haven't been told that eating them (the titan shifters) is a necessity to gain the power? Wouldn't that be traumatizing to figure out... I'm also curious about whether or not the warriors backstories are going to be told. Since Reiner's been knocked out (again XD) it could be a good time for the next chapter to open up with a flashback and end with him waking up? He's been kept alive for a while, and there's obviously a reason for it. I also want to know more about the other little warriors, they seem neat :)
I wanna see my children they must be so grown up, im gonna cry
fans are making too much drama for the recent lack of the main trio and the 104th squad. I'm more happy to learn about new characters outside the island and see differents points of view about the world, it gives you a global vision. Also I wish we could learn more about Marley people not for the point of view of Eldians but for themselfs or I don't know maybe from other countries? for now they are bad bad very evil duh, but I don't think in a story that constantly makes us reflect on what its good and evil the idea of Marley as the supreme ultra evil enemies is just to simple ... and lazy.
I fell 50/50 about the probabilities of Galliard eating Ymir, but the agility he has is not a proof, i don't believe the "every titan has a unique ability" thing.
Really wondering whether or not reiner may survive this since he is close to running out of time like zeke
Mule Titan is best girl
I want answers, Isayama
92 was unique, i loved it! Seeing what's happening in the other side of the ocean.
I can't wait to see more of Gabi. Gabi is best girl.
I absolutely loved this chapter. It was action packed & the ending got me so fucking hyped for next months chapter. We also got some development on the new Warriors which was really interesting. I hope they will play an important role in this arc. I'm so fucking hyped to see what the SC have been up to for the past 4 years. They probably established a base on the coast or something. btw DID I MENTION IM FUCKING HYPED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!?
i will cry in ymir is dead
It was so short it felt like "heey you guys now you have anime so manga can be less interesting". This chapter was so unnecessary IMO
#FREEANNIE2K17 better happen soon
All in all, this chapter was way more in-depth than the last one and I liked how the warrior kids all got a bit of a personal touch to them. Reiners flashback scene was the most impactful moment in my opinion. It was so heartbreaking. Also, this chapter had a proper conclusion, so I hope we're getting the main cast again next chapter.
Zophia needs more panel time.
This was a cool chapter because of the action. I am not fan of the forced bullshit Isayama has been introducing recently like the convenient amnesia in the last chapter. Make the narrative more fluid!
I thought poop machine was bad, titan carpet bombing is even more wtf
GIVE ME ARMIN'S TITAN FORM GODDAMIT
Devastating. To see the Eldians being used as mindless weapons was severely disturbing. And Zeke finally realising that War is indeed a terrible thing. These chapters are hella intense and enlightening about the world outside. It's still really sick though. Totally sick I can't even. But the thing that really excites AND frightens me the most now is WHAT HAPPENED IN WALLED WORLD WITHIN THE 4 YEARS OF TIME SKIP. Now that we've seen what the Marleyans can and intend to do, I'm feeling really anxious about the 'final' battle between the Eldians and Marleyans. With our precious badass scientist Hange and badass fighter Levi and basically the entire badass scouts, I don't think the people in the walled world, particularly the SC just sat around and did nothing. I don't need a full flashback of their 4 years (though that would be nice as well), but I do want to see how they progressed and improved during those years. I'm imagining it in my head already: the ultimate war. And then we see all the upgrades that the SC did as well, and how Eren and Armin have mastered their titans. I'm even hoping to finally see Annie again, as a villain or whatever, as long as she's put back into the story. I'm expecting a huge twist, but please not something too nasty like Eren being dead already or something. Also, I've never really warmed up to the Marleyans, and after these past chapters, I don't think I ever will. I don't think Zeke is going to get eaten, not soon, at least. He's got so many plot points that require him (Eren, Levi wanting to kill him...), but I do think it's time for Reiner to go, since he survived three extreme situations. By the way, from Marley's perspective, giving Zeke's power to a new recruit seems like a terrible idea: if they are planning to get the Coordinate, they need an experienced war chief to start immediately. It's enough that one of their five titans will need a new recruit after Reiner's demise (if it's true he is going to die, of course, I could be wrong).
It was a good chapter, but i still have no clue about the direction Yams wants to give the story. I feel like he's going too far from what SnK has Always been. I am not happy to meet the main cast, the time skip looked like a stupid way to solve all the stuff he made and we was about to male, like ema's part. In 4 years they argued and maybe thery already fixed. Sooo stupid.
Let's go back to our main cast, please.
At this point many of us think it's unlikely the warrior cadets will inherit BT or AT...but what if, in some type of critical situation, jaws or cartman are injured or whatever, and the only way to preserve the powers is by eating them in a hurry? This way, we'd keep plot relevant Reiner and Zeke, and at least some of the more important new kids (i.e. Faloc/Gabi/Colt) could stick theoretically stick around too (by eaten the aforementioned plot irrelevant shifters)? idk just a thought
It's all well and good to introduce new characters but this late in the story, after all these very dramatic plot/character changes and massive mystery revelations it's a bit... abrupt, to suddenly be with all these new people. I feel like it's a different series and no one told me about it.
I could be interesting if we saw the Marley politicians, or how do they choose the new shifters. But seeing again the Survey Corps could be great as well. Oh, and I was surprised that Reiner was still alive after their lose of multiple shifters titans. And I hope Ymir isn't dead not just bc she's my bae, but bc, contrary to Reiner to who I don't see relevant to the story anymore, so, Ymir is still I think useful too the story. She is still very mysterious and it would not be logical for the Marley government to make her eat and not Reiner and Zeke ? Or maybe it is in fact bc she could refuse to work for them ? I dunno. Still hope she's alive. Btw, is Historia going to be married in the next chapters (for political reasons...) 
Why would they make Galliard eat Ymir when they could make a recruit eat her. Giving two titan powers to one titan doesn't make sense strategically speaking. And that's if she is on the Marley side which we don't know for sure.
I may have misinterpreted the chapter due to wonky translations, but I was hoping those opposing the Marleyans would have held out more. I thought the secondary conflict was leading to something the Eldians could use when they needed to confront Marley (not a direct alliance, if literally everyone outside the walls hates Eldians, but something *waves hands*). Otherwise... the Titan drop method is awful and I know Isayama doesn't like to hold back on the atrocities, but I'll admit it did mess me up a little after reading.
I'm really hoping to see Galliard and Pieck's human forms soon. Since there were many parallels between RBA and EMA and Zeke is said to be like a warrior Levi, I'm hoping for Galliard and Pieck to be like some warrior versions of Erwin and Hange.
I want to see more backstories; Zeke, Ymir Fritz, The First King. I can't wait until Eren re-unites with Zeke.
Well, Zeke saying "war ia a bad thing" after enjoying so much killing the Scouts was quite...incoherent? Wtf lord of the ponies?
I'm completely lost as to what the story currently is
I do want to see Galliard and Pieck's human forms but not if it means we get another Marley chapter. It's time to go back to the real protagonists.
This plot twist is weird and has yet to sell me in the new direction it's taking
Locate my position and land on me Daddy
I hope the story of new warriors won't turn into another Grisha files.
I hope Paradis invasion will be told from the Warriors perspective. We already know how underprepared and unexpected Paradis is so it'd be fresh to see the story unfold from the other side. This will also give more time to develop those fresh recruits' characters? Most of them still feel like folders to me and we weren't given enough time to form emotional attachment with them yet.
I miss my Vets...
I'm terrified there may be another timeskip before we get back to the main cast i'll fuck up isayama and his editor for giving me this timeskip-phobia Having BRYH as your favorite characters really fucking sucks.
back to eren, please
All I hoped for was to at least see Reiner and Zeke again. But I'm ready to see my children again next month. :')
Im so nervous
I preferred this chapter over 91 because we got to see familiar characters. I am surprised at how quick this war ended for the viewers and hope we get to see the fallout from Marley's perspective. Maybe the changing of titans if that is going to happen before we switch back to the main cast.
4/10 There was no Grisha in this chapter, but it brought back my intense sadness for Reiner
What kind of brainwashing techniques the Marley used on the Eldian
What happened to this manga!?!
I know the new characters are all going to die so I just want to see how this story ends already.
I really don't want Reiner and Zeke to be replaced, as I don't see how that would add anything to the story and many conflicts would never be resolved. Also I loved the scene with the drugged eldians turned into titans. Very poignant. I love how the situation is cruel and inhumane yet really really believable
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This chapter has a lot of really good emotional moments (Falco saving the Middle East Union man was a personal favorite). The way the Eldians are treated was genuinely horrific. Isayama is doing well building up the tension and the threat level in his manga. But, he's also now, thankfully, investing time into the emotional gravity of this situation and this new world. This chapter was much better at establishing what this side of the wall is all about than the previous chapter. But, the main characters need to come back because I doubt most of us will ever care about the new characters nearly as much as we do the old ones. Also, Reiner is back!!! And he's so hot but everything is so sad! Seeing Reiner again is like trying to eat ice cream while you're sobbing your heart out. And honestly, if Reiner is supposed to be "dead"... all I can say is that it would be pretty lame.
The story has become way more interesting that I initially thought. I really love the new perspective shown of the tragic young warriors. The hopelessness of the Pradise situation now that we saw Marly's power. I'm scared to think of how more complicated it will be. Love how isayama is never scared to leave the main cast behind whenever he wanted to express more thoughts or story. good job.
The chapter was great. We finally have an idea of what the military prowess of Marley as well as the rest of the world is like. We know how Eldians are treated by Marley and viewed by other nations and honestly the situation is grim for Paradis. I truly hope they achieved massive strides in weapon and warfare or found an ally of sorts otherwise they are completely at the mercy of the coordinate.
god this is going so fast to somewhere i never thought this would go and idt i like that very much
I've waited so long to get the Warrior perspective on things, these chapters are a delight (while also being horrifying). Seeing how idealistic these kids are, oblivious to the reality of their monstrous nation, breaks my heart.
I have no idea what's going on anymore.
all these new characters confuses me and i think its messy that we are presented to so many new people when the manga is almost done. also a fucking four year time jump??? i just dont feel like this is snk anymore all these new characters confuses me and i think its messy that we are presented to so many new people when the manga is almost done. also a fucking four year time jump??? i just dont feel like this is snk anymore
I can't wait to see Eren & Co! \>o
I think it was kinda satisfying to see Gabi's view on the world change since she seemed so cocky before hand.
I just want to see the main cast again.
Interesting to see all the technologies/evolution the middle-east clan: they can destroy Reiner's armor !
I hate 2 last chapters
Tbh i dont mind if they do a couple more chapters from marleys pov but at the same time i want then to go back to our mian cast just to see how after the horror shitshow of 92 ; how paradis is preparing for attack
YAMS my man dude bro I wanna know the dealy-o with Ymir ASAP thx
It confused the heck out of me but I got by
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I thought it’s time I try to let ppl see my work so here btw kindergarten boyfriend from heathers came on while I wrote this so thank you ms. Chandler for playing this song rn.
Ereri My kindergarten boyfriend Levi’s POV : As usual I walk into my class room #105 two hours early. Setting down my bag I grab the cleaning supplies from under the sink and start cleaning every desk till they shine. After all of the desks are cleaned I wipe down the white bored and then walk over to my desk noticing that I still have an hour to plan the class and prep. •time skip• I get up walking out of the class room and welcome the students into the class allowing them to sit where they want. “ okay class, I want to welcome you all into this class room with welcome arms there are only a few things you need to know for now, my name is Levi heichou, you better not make a mess or you will clean it, and no interrupting me or else. Now let’s get started by everyone telling me your names.” Looking around I see a girl with long black hair and a red scarf sticking close to a boy, he’s pretty cute, the boy has long brown fluffy hair and ocean eyes. To the boys left there is a blonde coconut head that seemed very nervous. To the farther left of this group there are two boys very close to each other one with a long horse like face with an undercut in brown and bleach blonde and the other boy was a nice looking boy with brown hair and soft eyes then in the middle of the room is a brown haired girl who is eating and-“you! Brunette girl!! No eating right now! You don’t want to make a mess!” I say raising my voice slightly and glaring at her when she does nothing I sigh saying “if your going to eat make sure you clean up after, what’s your name?” After finishing her bite of the potato she smiles at me saying “hi! I’m Sasha and this firecracker next to me is Annie!” Looking to her left I notice a nervous blonde girl, next to her are two girls holding hands a blonde with blue eyes and a brunette with hazel eyes. “Excuse me sir! My name is Eren this is Mikasa and this is Aramin!” Ocean eyes says to me smiling brightly pointing to his two friends. “We are Ymir and Christa! Christa is my girlfriend.” The brunette girl says to me holding up her still connected hands with the blondes hand smiling.”and I’m m-Marco and this is Jean” the cute brunette boy said pointing to horse face. “Okay well now that I know everyone’s names I want you all to reach into your desk and you will find paper, pull the paper out and trace the dotted line and then in a little bit we will play. Use the pencils on your desk to write.” As soon as everyone starts to do their work I go to my desk and turn some music on. •time skip• Over time I have realized the class is very interesting but most of all is Eren, he shattered my heart when he came to me crying and then when we were playing I paid extra attention to him and he kissed my nose and said he liked me. This boy can make me smile like no one else can. But today I have to leave the school and leave teaching itself for I don’t know how long. I have been drafted into war. I may never see Eren again. I feel a small hand on my leg as a tear rolls down my cheek “mr.levi? What’s wrong? Don’t cry.”oh why did I have to be drafted into war? I have to tell him. “Eren buddy,” I say pulling him on my lap, “I have to go bye bye for a little while and I don’t know when I will see you again.” If I even will. Next thing I know he is hugging my neck and crying into my shoulder. “DON’T LEAVE ME!! I need you Levi don’t go!” As I grab his chin to make him look me in the eyes he kisses me for a few seconds, until I pull away “your my boyfriend levi don’t leave me!” This is harder than I thought it would be, by far. “Eren sweetheart I can’t stay, I have to go to war but I promise one day I will come back and see you. Okay?” I say to him holding his chin harder so he doesn’t kiss me again but not enough to hurt him. Wiping away his tears I kiss his forehead and take him off my lap, “go play with your friends now and have fun, I love you Eren.” And that was the last thing I said before grabbing my stuff and heading out. •time skip• It’s been twelve long waited years but I’m back. And I’m teaching high school classes. Hanji said Eren will be in my home room class along with everyone else from the kindergarten class I used to teach. So after all this time I get so happy to finally see Eren again and that I’m not just gonna see a picture of him that hanji sent me. I come to class three hours early and clean the entire classroom till it shines taking my time. Then sitting at my desk I already know what I will do to my class for day one of being back as their teacher. As my door closes- when did it open? “Shitty glasses I can’t deal with your shit this early go away and bug eyebrows.” Suddenly as some one drops all of their stuff I look up from my computer and it sure as hell wasn’t hanji. As Eren cries I get up and walk over to him and hug him “I-I thought you were d-d-d-ead. Your back. What the hell took you so long????” He says suddenly mad at me and pushing away from me. He stomps to the back of the class and sits in a random desk I walk over to him and apologetically sit I the desk in front of him but still face him to talk to him”Eren, I’m so so so sorry. I didn’t want to be gone that long but I had to because I was drafted there was nothing I could do about it I tried to get back sooner but I at leanest made sure to keep my promise to you and see you again while I’m alive I did keep that promise. Just for you all because you are the best part of my every day, the fact that I know I can wake up every day so I can see you again is so-“ suddenly the door opens and students start filing in “ I will finish this talk with you later Eren.” I say before walking to the front of the classroom and standing at my desk. “Okay class you may or may not remember me, I was your kindergarten teacher and I’m back. So today being the first day I want to get to know you guys better because ya know the whole not-seeing-you-for-twelve-years-so-I-don’t-know-you-as-well-now-as-I-did-back-then thing. So everyone I want you to form a circle and write your names on the white board I will give you, and write fifty in the middle.” I say before handing out mini whiteboards to everyone and then as soon as I’m done I grab one for my self and write heichou on the top right corner and then write the number fifty in the middle. “Okay so the rules of this game is you can’t attack people by what you say but you do have to ask a question like “never have I ever had a girlfriend “ and then if you have you erase the number on your board and write forty nine and then forty eight and then forty seven etc. when someone reaches zero if anyone does that then they are out of the game so I’ll start and then you can go Ymir. Never have I ever.....kissed my opposite gender.” Jean suddenly looks up at me “what about you and your boyfriend Eren in kindergarten? You two kissed back then.” He says seeming very aloof and so just to burst his bubble I come back matter of factly “actually it was Eren who kissed me not the other way around. Now hurry up and write forty nine on your bored because I know you have kissed Marco.” I say jokingly but based off of the blush him and Marco share I’m assuming that was more than just a joke. When I said it was Eren that kissed me he looked kinda hurt..... does he still like me? Looking over I see In the end everyone else had forty nine on their boards and then everyone had at least one turn when the bell rang “okay everyone Marco won so everyone can clean off your white boards and set them under in your desk and then leave, Sasha this time when you eat in my class don’t make a mess and Eren I would like to speak to you when everyone leaves.” When I told Sasha to not make a mess people laughed but when I said to have Eren meet me after everyone leaves there were a lot of ‘ooooo’s and ‘chow’s and one ‘get some fool’ but when everyone left I walk up to Eren as he just stands there fearlessly but looks away when I’m about a foot away and then I stomp up to him till I am able to smell him and grabbing his shirt I bring his head down to my level “do you still like me?” I ask while we are close enough I can already feel the heat radiating off him especially when he starts to blush “I’ll take that as a yes.” I mutter before slamming my lips on his. The kiss is a long, passionate, hard, kiss that lasts longer than expected when Eren wraps his arms around Me and I in turn push him against the wall deepening the kiss and when i lick erens bottom lip to ask for permission and Eren keeps his mouth shut as I started to grind my leg into Eren causing him to moan, and I happily take this opportunity to put my tongue in erens mouth winning the fight of dominance. We slowly part while gasping for air. When we caught our breath Eren walked up to me and pins me on the desk and roughly kissed up and down My neck making me want to hold back the moans until i pushed him off. “Eren, this may be my free period but I don’t want you to miss class, so find a way to turn off and go to class we can finish this another time.” I say walking over to the desk and wiping off the dust on my shirt that isn’t there just as i sit in my chair behind my desk and look up at Eren, biting his lip and looking up from under his hair, “ are you sure? Mr.Heichou? I don’t mind skipping class.” I sigh, this boy is too damn sexy with his ruffled hair, already puckered lips that are now slightly swollen and a pout on his face. “Just go before I change my mind and have you right here on a desk.” I say a bit huskily. He walks over to me pushing but also biting his lip and when he gets next to me he turns my swivel chair to face him and sits on my lap straddling me. Leaning up against my chest with his hands around my neck he kissed my neck until he reaches my hairline and starts to nibble on my earlobe and then whispers “do you want me hard on your desk, daddy?” Moaning I place my hands on his hips and pull him down until he gets the memo and starts to grind me “oh Eren you know I want you but your class...” he runs his hands down my chest until his hands reach my pants line and starts to run his hands under my shirt and up and down the bare skin of my chest “you can give me a class here about sex Ed.” He says in between kisses on my neck with a husky voice. “Let’s at least lock the door...” Eren makes it pretty clear he is getting more and more anxious to have me here and now when he grinds even harder and reaches down unbuttoning my pants button and starts to unzip my pants while kissing me-“LEVI!!!!” Eren jumps so fast off me he falls backward and falls on his head. “Give Eren back for his class!!!-oh.oh!oH!OH! Ok nevermind I’ll leave you two alone” hanji says winking at me before leaving and closing the door. “I told you we should have locked the door.” I mumble while helping a now beet red Eren up off the disgusting floor. “I-umm-erm- I’m sorry mr.Heichou I went too far. I should leave now.” He says bowing down coincidentally at the same time as I step forward and his head hits my dick. My fucking dick. This kid will be the death of me. He hurriedly gets up and as he turns I grab his arm “how old are you?” He looks away before mumbling “17” wow. “When is your birthday?” He looks back at me with slight hope in his eyes “on the seventeenth, so in a little less than a week.” Hmm so in under a week I won’t be breaking the law technically..... “hmm.... okay. How are your parents?” As I ask about his parents he looks away with pain in his eyes as tears gather at the sides of his eyes. Sitting back down in my chair I open my arms as a clear suggestion that he sits in my lap. Again. He looks at me before sitting down on me again with his legs on either side of mine, his arms around my neck, and his head in my neck “don’t cry, it’s okay just tell me, what’s wrong with your family?” About a minute after I ask that question he sighs and looks up at me allowing me to wrap my arms around him after wiping his tears away. “ my mom died about a year after you went to war-“ I interrupted him questioning my “how did you-“ “hanji, after my mother’s death my dad became a drunk and night after painful night he would come home drunk and after I became fifteen his friends started to come with him and rape me a couple times a month and he did nothing to stop them he just kept on drinking and so about three months ago when I got really depressed I would cut my wrists-“ I hurriedly grab his arms and lift the sleeves. Looking at them I see them. The scars vary from short to long, from small to thick, and there was even three fresh cuts. Crying I look back at him to see his head adverted so he can’t see my face “Eren,” I say a bit shakily “why? Next time you EVER feel like cutting I want you to call me I don’t care if it’s three in the afternoon or two a.m.Call.me. I’ll give you my number, just please, never do this again. You are so important you can’t do this.please Eren.” I plead with Eren “okay.... I have to go to class now so I’ll see you later...” he mumbles and starts to get off my lap. Shit I want him to stay now.... “Eren! Uh don’t you want to uhmm stay a little more and skip class?” I ask him winking and biting my lip, come on say you’ll stay say you’ll stay say you’ll stay “well...” he says , he looks like he’s debating it shit I really don’t want him to go. Getting up I strut over to him and grabbing his shirt I quickly pull him close to me and whisper “don’t you want to stay Eren?” Before deeply kissing him as he molds to me I pull away and point at my chair “sit. I’ll lock the door this time.” As he walks over to the chair I can’t help but watch his ass, damn I can’t wait to put my hands on that ass. I quickly walk over to the door and lock it so that I’m able to hide my blush. “Eren I need to hear you say you want this.” I say walking over to him. “ I don’t want this.” Shit. “I want you and everything that comes with you.” Shit. I smilingly straddle him and while I have my arms around his neck to play with his hair, I kiss him. Whilst grinding onto him I make him moan and I take the opportunity to put my tongue in his mouth frenching him and he puts his hands on my waist gripping me and pulling me harder on his now very obvious boner. “Oh-ere-mmm-Eren, are y-oahhhhh- a virgin?” I ask breathlessly with a hand slipping from his hair to palm his boner “y-yeah... is that a problem?” As great as this is I want not only our first time but also his first time to be special... but wait... he wanted me to be his first? “Oh Eren...” I say before kissing him sweetly “do you want to do this someplace else?” I ask in between kisses. “Well yea but I really want you now...” he responds looking almost as if he regrets those words as soon as they come out. Pulling my phone out I dial eyebrows and get up putting the phone to my ear whilst gathering my stuff “Levi..? It’s class time you should be teaching besides my office is just down the hall way why didn’t you just come to me?” With my stuff in my hands I look at Eren and nod for him to follow me, as he gets up and walks over to me to follow me I talk back to Erwin, “get a sub for my class I need to go home early.” Eren looks at me with a look that says thank you but what the hell in a good way at least “why-“ I interrupt him by frustratedly stating back “don’t question me.. just get a sub for my class bye.” After I say bye I end the conversation by hanging up and unlocking the door and speed walking down the hallway to the doors that go to the teachers parking lot and hurriedly rush to my car with Eren quickly trailing behind me “get in.” I say when we reach the car after tossing everything into my backseat and getting in. After seven excruciatingly long minutes of not having my hands on Eren we arrive at my house. I want him so bad that I leave my stuff in my car and hurriedly get out of the car and open the door to my house tossing my jacket to the couch and waiting for Eren to come into the house. When he finally does I grab him by his tie and drag him up the stairs and shove him in my room onto my bed “oh god I want you so bad now.” I say crawling on top of him and giving him a deep kiss that for all I know could have been seconds long the way I got lost in his lips made it difficult to know how long the kiss was. During the kiss I had subconsciously taken off his shirt and parted our kiss for air as I sit up straddling him again and took my shirt off along with the tie and threw mine and his shirt and tie to a corner of the room whilst leaning back in for another kiss.getting up I grab the lube out of my dresser and bring it over with me to him and sit on my knees in front of his now parted legs and I take our shoes off and then lay over him again taking my time to kiss down his chest to his torso to his stomach to his pelvis and then looking up into his eyes I undo his buttons and unzip his pants with my mouth and pull his pants down “commando too huh?” I say laughing at his dick that just sprung up out of his pants and then I throw both of our pants to the other side of the room and grab his thighs “get on all fours first.” I say before getting off him. After he complies I stand on my knees and smack his ass hearing a hiss of pain coming from him before he says to do that again and so instead I slap his ass again and then lean down and bite his ass to hear him moan in pleasure “oh! Leviiii oooooohh” he moans my name quite huskily giving me more of a boner and so I stand on my knees again and rub myself against his ass whilst running my hands up his back “leviiii hurry and have me... wait will it hurt?” I don’t want to hurt him but we both want each other so I grab the lube and put it on my fingers and then slide one finger up his ass hole making him arch into me in pleasure so I put the second finger in and start to push it in and out “ahhhh leviiii go faster!” He moans so I put a third finger in him and then when he gets used to it I pull them all out “are you sure your a virgin? “ I ask shocked he was able to handle that so easily “well sort of because my dad’s friends shove dildos up my ass and make me suck their cocks all the time but I’ve never actually had.... sex” wtf I swear I’m gonna kill his dad’s friends and his dad for not protecting him “well be prepared” say getting aligned with his ass hole “what do you meaaaaaaaa....” he says suddenly moaning as I shove my self into him... he screams and moans my name so much I must have hit his prostate.... after a minute he seems able to function again so I start pushing in and out faster and reach around his waist to grab his dick and start pumping it in sync with my dick hitting him with only moans, screams, and sounds of skin hitting skin fill the room for a little bit until Eren “I think I’m gonna cum...” oh shit don’t cum on my freshly made bed “me too.” Pumping one last time until we both cum at the same time and then I pull out and put him under the blanket and grab the light blanket on top of the night one Eren was under and take it off to set it aside to clean the damn nasty cum off of. After putting aside the clothes and blanket in a hamper I crawl into bed with Eren “hmm hey baby,” I say trying to get his attention and kiss his neck finding his soft spot almost instantaneously and giving him a hickey on his soft spot making him moan again and then as I pull away to find another spot he rolls over into my arms and gives me a quick kiss before leaning into my neck and falling asleap. •time skip• Beep Beep Beep Beep “Uhhh..” I groan whilst turning off my alarm next to my bed and then snuggle into the warmth next to me. Looking up I see Eren with his mouth slightly open and a peaceful look settled on his face. His mouth looks so sweet and soft and before I know it I’m leaning in for a kiss and kissing him when he starts to kiss back parting after a moment “good morning to you too then” he says laughing while running his hand through my hair. Settling my body atop his I realize how nice it feels to be skin to skin with him. “I don’t want to go to school today Levi. Do I have to?” Tch what is with him obviously he has to go to school I have to go teach. “Yes Eren you have to go to school today I’m not leaving you here while I go teach the shitty brats there.” Oh god. He’s so hot. He smugly smirks at my and lays his leg over mine running his hand up my bare side “are you sure daddy? Why don’t you just stay here with me? Say your sick. You can spend all day alone with me daddy.” He just had to say that giving me a wink. Sighing I say disappointedly “no... besides even if we were going to stay at home all day we wouldn’t be just in bed or I’d fuck you so hard you wouldn’t be able to walk for a week.” At this he just has to make himself more sexy thank you very much Eren for pouting and giving me dog eyes with your bottom lip sticking out and then-oh wall (did you see what I just did there? No? Okay.)he lays on me. Noticing that I’m close to caving he wraps his arms around my neck and starts toying with my hair then leans down with his lips just grazing my skin he whispers in my ear “are you sure?” His hot breath on me gives me goosebumps. “Fine. Wait till I’m off the phone if you want to do anything.or else.” I say caving and grabbing my phone to make a call “or else what?” He asks huskily toying with my hair some more. “Or else I’ll have to punish you.” I mumble calling eyebrows. “Hello-“”Eyebrows I’m sick” Eren starts to bite at my neck. “I can’t come to school I’ll come tomorrow” as he starts to tease my nipples I know I’d better hurry this up before I slip a moan out. “get another sub bye.” Hanging up before he can fully process what I just said I put my phone back on my dresser “Eren you were a bad boy... now why would you do that? It’s almost as if you wanted to be punished...” this is going to be a long day I can’t help but think smirking all because of my kindergarten boyfriend.
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My favorite characters in snk
Hi ! I thought about sending my votes as an ask at first - but I just have so much love for these characters and shingeki no kyojin as a whole that I finally decided to share my thoughts ! (My very long thoughts. I hope this post is not too long.)
Now, before I begin : WARNING - THIS POST CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE MANGA, anime-only fans beware
(Also, there’s a tldr at the end if you don’t wanna read my rambling haha)
1. Annie Leonhardt
Annie is one of my favorite characters of all animes. To be completely honest, I don’t exactly remember why she’s my favorite character, as she became it when I watched SnK’s first season, two or three years ago. But I’m pretty sure it has to do, first, with the fact that she is my favorite titan - the female titan. I love its design and its abilities (like creating that crystal armor thingy). I really like Annie herself, because of her fighting abilities and her cold demeanor. I love the fact that she deals with her guilt by isolating herself. I loved the scene at the end of season one when she transforms in Sina and laughs before and then that thing with her ring - that scene was insane. Also, “I guess I just want the weak who do get swept along with the flow to be considered human too”, god, gotta love that line (didn’t even need to look it up, i apparently memorized it).
She better get out of her damn crystal one day, I swear, I really want to discover what she’d do, if she learned about everything that happened since she’s been crystallized. (Or I’d like to see what would happen if the Survey Corps tried to manipulate her into betraying Marley and fighting on their side - could it work ? How would they achieve that ?) Basically, she hasn’t been there for like 70 chapters or something but I still love her lots and I still think she has a lot of potential.
2. Reiner Braun
My second vote goes to Reiner for many reasons. I didn’t notice him all that much in season 1 to be honest, but then I learned he was the armored titan, and then there’s the fact that at his core, he’s a really good person. He wants to protect people and help his comrades… so much that he develops a second personality, more or less - his guilt is breaking him. It’s sad that he finds himself in such a situation - he was led to believe the people within the walls were devils, but then, when he discovers most of them aren’t that bad, he has already caused the death of so many of them ? That’s horrible (and genius, don’t mistake me - I love that).
Now, where we’re at in the manga, he’s in a very unique place. He knows that Walldians (is that an official name for the people within the walls ? I don’t know but I’m using it, this is gonna make this easier) - so, I was saying, he knows that Walldians aren’t actually devils, but the people in Marley aren’t bad either. But it’s not like Walldians are sinless, good samaritains either - they killed Bertholdt, are keeping Annie prisoner… (does Reiner still thinks Annie’s being tortured, btw ? Did he ever find out that she’s just stuck in her crystal ?). I read somewhere that “he’s realizing there’s no good side” and I find this perfectly accurate. He’s kinda stuck, there’s not much he can do, and he’s also pretty much about to die (aren’t his 13 years almost over ?). Talking out of line, trying to tell people that Walldians aren’t worse than Marleyans, that exterminating them won’t restore Eldia’s honor or whatever, doing that would have no point - even if anyone believed him, it would put his family in danger and he’d be a traitor to both sides…
Also, I loved discovering his backstory. He enrolled in the warriors program for his family, for his mom, how cute is that ? His father is Marleyan too, that’s pretty interesting. And as a warrior in training, he was the underdog, he was far from being at the top of the class, that’s kind of a contrast from how he was in the Walldians’ military. His young friendship with Bertholdt was pretty cute too ! It’s nice to think that friendship evolved and got stronger, and to think that they could truly rely on each other when they probably felt so alone because they were traitors.
So, Reiner has got to be lonely now - because of what he knows about Walldians and because of what he lived inside the Walls, and because he is the only one to know those things and to have live that because Bertholdt is dead. I think he feels like nowhere is really home anymore, like he doesn’t have a place anywhere… Anyway. I’m rambling at this point, but yeah because of season 2 and the latest manga chapters (also his beard, at first I thought it looked odd lmaoo but now, god am I on board with this look…) he’s now one of my fave characters.
3. Ymir
Wow, I really love titan-shifters, don’t I ? Anyway. Season 2 wrecked me and amazed me and made me love Ymir so, so much. It caught me by surprise actually, i never thought I’d love her so much. But god - her backstory, her interactions with Christa, her characterisation… all of that made me totally fall in love with her. I feel like in a way, she’s the most original titan-shifter, because she was always kind of between the two sides - Walls and Marley. She’s not a warrior whose mission is to eradicate Walldians, but she’s not a fighter aiming to free the people of the Walls either. She literally fell onto the power of the titans by chance. She’s a titan-shifter that was never meant to become a titan-shifter and I love that.
I love her selfishness a lot. I love how she changed from a false god who died for her people to a girl that took a conscious decision to live for herself. I love how even though she wanted to live for herself, she still, still fell in love with Christa. I love how she revealed her secret and endangered herself to save Christa (in s2 ep 4 and 5). I love how she encourages people to be themselves and to live for themselves like she does. Also, I didn’t mention it in Reiner’s part, but that conversation :
“Ymir : I’m shocked. I was under the impression that you had no interest in women.
Reiner : Yeah. And it doesn’t seem like you have interest in guys, either.” YAAAAS MY QUEER SOUL IS THRIVING !!
Ahem. Anyway. Her whole scene in season 2 ep 10 with the sky just after she’s become human again after 60 years ? That was insanely beautiful. Also her titan form is pretty cool, I love that its strength lies not in its pure physical strength but in its small form and strong jaw. You have to be clever to use that titan and boy is Ymir clever as hell.
4. Pieck
(Wow, another shifter, what a surprise haha). So, this vote might seem surprising because Pieck has barely appeared, she has existed for less than like 5 chapters haha, but I actually already quite like her. I mostly like her for her potential - I’m really looking forward to learning more about her. I like that she forgot how to walk because she spent too much time in her titan form, that brings up new questions about the shifters and brings to light an interesting aspect of shifting (even though staying a long time in titan form might be an ability unique to the cart titan). With the way shifter heals, I think it’s like, one of the first time we learn about a physical consequence of another sort. Apart from that, I also like her because with Annie, they’re the only two women in the warriors (that possess a titan. That will probably change soon with Gabi but whatever. Still, Annie and Pieck are the only women of the “first generation” of shifters).
5. And that’s all !
I hesitated about voting for a fifth character too but in the end I couldn’t decide who I wanted to vote for. Here are some of the people I hesitated about : Hanji, because she’s crazy in the best way, because she’s excited and incredibly smart and curious and idk I just love her. Rico Brzenska, because no matter how minor a character she is, she is badass as hell, and she was really cool at the battle of Trost (or that one time when they used Eren to plug the hole in the wall, idk if I have the right name for it). Hitch, because I love how snide she is, idk. Bertholdt, because he’s discreet but nice, because his guilt makes him interesting (a bit like Reiner), because of his beautiful speech in season 2 ep 11. Levi, because - well, the same reasons as everyone, his strength but also his loyalty to his fellow soldiers, also because of that one manga scene of torturing that one guy with Hanji, also because of his face in s2 ep12 when he learns that titans are humans.
So, that’s it ! I’m looking forward to seeing the results of this poll but I’m gonna be happy no matter what because SnK is incredible and there is no bad character. I’m looking forward to season 3 and to the next manga chapters !
tldr ; so, i apparently like titan-shifters a lot, because my four votes go to : Annie Leonhardt, Reiner Braun, Ymir and Pieck. I couldn’t bring myself to choose a fifth person, I love too many characters haha.
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