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☆ Alright, everybody, Hoefflepuff Archives just hit 500 followers, and I couldn’t be more grateful! Can’t believe 500 people want to read the shit I write (lol), but believe me when I say I’m not complaining. To celebrate such an important milestone, I decided to bring back the first challenge I ever did here, our Smut Alphabet ask game!
☆ In case you don’t know how to play this ask game, all you need to do is pick up to five letters from the alphabet bellow and send me an ask containing the character and the letters you chose. I’ll reply with my personal headcanons for each.
Reminder that on this blog I only write for the characters of the first 7 books of the Harry Potter universe!
☆ The Smut Alphabet questions are:
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
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toot toot!
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...okay, one more, because Epel's white rabbit outfit is SENDING me. everyone in this event looks like a decadent little pastry and I want to eat them all.
(credit: lace stock)
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So glad we get a break from existential dream hell for some silly bunny boys. I couldn't find a shot of Deuce's shoes, so I just improvised, lol.
Might drop some more doodles of the other boys! Always a challenge to simplify these detailed outfits, Ortho's bunny legs look especially daunting.
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jamil leave me alone omg
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"Huh. It looks like you know what I like." 🥕💕
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hot take ??
the only reason people say that "mafuyu and tsukasa have nothing in common" when presented with mafukasa parallels is because they equate mafuyu and tsukasa being similar to "tsukasa has depression" because the fandom equates mafuyu's personality to being depressed and nothing else.
it doesn't help that people (primarily younger people in the fandom) who DO believe in mafukasa parallels end up making the mistake of portraying tsukasa as depressed because as of right now he is not (although it's possible he was in past because of his Very Unclear Middle School Backstory but that's irrelevant)
anyways, mafuyu and tsukasa are narrative foils because their core personalities are built off of the concept of wanting to make the people around them— especially their families— happy.
they both developed personalities at a young age based on someone they looked up to. for tsukasa, it was seiichi amami's performance that inspired him to be a star— a hero that could cheer anyone up. for mafuyu, it was her mother taking care of her that inspired her to be a nurse— and you can see the similarities from there.
for mafuyu, her identity would first come into conflict when her mother expressed her want for mafuyu to be a doctor— suddenly, "everyone's" happiness didn't match what she wanted to do, leaving her in a state of disorder and eventual depression.
for tsukasa, his identity was something he nearly forgot in its entirety at the start of the main story— becoming arrogant and fully absorbed in a hero persona, forgetting the kind person he truly is. furthermore, his current character arc seems to be foreshadowing that what "being a star" to him is going to be called into question— maybe it is something more than just being the main character that saves everyone.
their insecurities are incredibly similar.
in mafuyu's first mixed, mafuyu feels insecure towards ichika because unlike ichika, she feels as if her lyrics have no genuine meaning to be expressed to other people— despite them being her very real feelings. this is brought up again in her second mixed as well.
in tsukasa's third focus event, something similar happens. when watching seiichi's performance, he thinks that his acting is "real" and feels inferior towards him, which is ironic because tsukasa has been method acting this whole time. when tsukasa is acting out rio or bartlett or really anyone at this point in the story, it's not just those characters— it's a reflection of his traumas.
just like mafuyu, tsukasa undermines his passions he's poured his feelings into because someone else's work is more genuine in his eyes.
now, then, foils have many similarities and parallels (and i could honestly list a lot more), but how i define them is that they usually have some kind of major branching difference that MAKES them foils.
for mafuyu and tsukasa it's pretty straightforward.
mafuyu's people pleasing behavior comes from external expectations and pressures— her mother's demands.
tsukasa's people pleasing behavior comes internally, from himself— if he can't meet his own standards, if he can't be the perfect big brother or the perfect star, then he is nothing.
and even then, there's some overlap.
tsukasa's behavior was indirectly encouraged by his mother praising him for being a "good big brother" over the phone instead of asking him if he was okay while home alone.
mafuyu's terrified to be herself around other people because she doesn't want to worry or bother them— she doesn't want to be a burden— and projects her mother's expectations onto them, not realizing that they would prefer the real mafuyu if they knew the truth.
and the concept of mafukasa being foils is most perfectly and blatantly portrayed in these two cards.
mafuyu, the marionette, sitting limp on the floor— puppeteered by her mother's demands and donning a mask to hide her true self.
tsukasa, the jester, standing above everything else— puppeteering silenced plushies— his feelings. he's not being completely honest with himself, and he doesn't even realize it.
mafuyu has cut her strings and ripped her mask in half. she has acknowledged her true feelings and expressed them to her mother, even if she had to run away in the end.
tsukasa has not yet cut his.
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I wanted to draw bunnies!! 🐰
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happy bunny day 🐰
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—𝑴atch Ups!
To celebrate 600 followers (I’m delighted so many people are interested in my writing, thank you all so much), I’ve decided to reopen the Match Up event! It was certainly very popular the first time around :) I will be opening 20 spots for match ups, 10 for Harry Potter and 10 for House of the Dragon.
If you don’t know what a Match Up is, it’s an event where you send me an ask describing yourself and I pick the character from the Harry Potter universe/House of the Dragon TV show I think would suit you best! And, just because I feel like doing something special, I’ll also be writing a few headcanons on your relationship with said character. All you gotta do is send the following info:
★ Alias (what you’d like to be called), pronouns and sexual orientation
★ Fandom you want me to match (House of the Dragon or Harry Potter)
★ Hogwarts House (in case of Harry Potter request)
★ What is your ideal date like?
★ What are three things you look for in a partner?
★ Your biggest flaws and biggest qualities
★ Your hobbies/interests
Of course, you are free to add more stuff. If you’d like me to include NSFW headcanons as well, please add your age (BIG REMINDER MY BLOG IS NOT MEANT FOR MINORS) to the first section and the following as well:
★ Three of your biggest kinks
★ Three of your biggest no-gos
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May I offer you more bunny boys in this trying time ? 🥕✨️
I was not expecting everyone on Twitter to comment about these doodles so I made more 😂
You know I had too much free time to just place these all on a random background from obey me 😂
To all the VA and the team from Obey me , sorry for this abomination 💀👌✨️
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That post where someone's mom got excited when one of the siblings came out as nonbinary because now she has a full set (one boy, one girl, one nb) but it is Daffy with Warner Siblings
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Everyone has been afraid of him. His mother, his father, his brothers, his grandfather - all afraid of him at some point. When everyone avoided him, hid from him, out of fear, you faced him.
In the sweet end, you worry that he's not petting you because he also hesitated to pet the wild bunny you found earlier in the story. But then you consider the fact that he might not have known how to interact with small animals.
In premium end, he confirms this, and more.
from My Honey's a Bunny, sweet and premium ends
But then to find out that he didn't not touch the wild bunny because he was inexperienced, but rather...
He simply wanted to touch you instead.
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Happy Holidays, Everyone!!
This is entirely an excuse to put my comfort characters in Santa-themed clothes.
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