#exactly how it happened

[tickles-ivory]

Thank you for seeing me. I was wondering if you might perhaps be up for meeting someone.

Not again, Gandalf. The last time you set me up, my date ate all of my food plus his. And then he told me we were soulmates and he planned on being the one to bury me. Hard pass.

I assure you Thorin, Bilbo is nothing like that. He's a hobbit, you see.

Wait. Aren't hobbits known for their large appetites and soul-bonds?

Well, yes, but....

Is he cute?

Very.

#bagginshield #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #exactly how it happened

[chaotic-toby]

Casey Jones bringing down a Monster energy or Redbull or any energy drink and Donnie seeing it and getting interested, so Casey let's him take a sip... only for Donnie to not give back the energy drink and walk away.

The other turtles just stare at Casey like, "You have no idea what you've just unleashed into the world."

#that is how Donnie got obsessed with energy drinks #exactly how it happened #redbull gives you wings #my wings should be ginormous then #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #2012 donatello #donatello tmnt #donatello #2012 leo #2012 raph #2012 mikey #2012 april #2012 casey jones #2012 tmnt

[cherrykamado]

The sound of ethereal melody fills the air and reverberates through the wall. long notes, unrushed — as though urging one to indulge, breathe and savour each chord. As if inviting one to float, to be lulled and slowly enveloped by the tension of the melody that can only go in crescendo. As if telling one to let themselves be touched by each pull of the chords in the guitar.

It's inevitable to just close one's eyes and sway, and let one be touched by the warmth of the melody, but also letting the chill of the gradually fade to hit you back to reality; only to be struck by one of the best riffs ever known to man. It's slow, reverberating. One can feel themselves in a wide room, wide room that shrinks whenever the drums start to accompany the melody. Shrinks until it loosens up and the song takes off. The trip is never-stopping. The keyboard just pushes one by the back and elevates you a few inches more. The song, as a whole, feels like surrendering oneself to a whole experience.

Even when it turns more subtle, more gentle, around six minutes and a half later. There are moments of awareness, where you remember his hand is on yours, where the warmth grounds you momentarily before you're, naturally, drawn back to the trance.

It's maginificent, it's a masterpiece. It doesn't feel at all like almost ten minutes have gone by. Picki up the lyrics by just letting them dance into your ear, cross your brain, then come out through your other ear. Letting the tension make your muscles clench like you've become the song.

And, once again, calm. And the gentle sway of a strum, and the notes of a saxo telling you to pay attention to it — but you just let it pass.

Then, it starts to die down.

Then, silence.

Back to reality.

"So, Crazy Diamond, huh?"

A tenuous smirk sneaks into plain view, tugging at Jotaro's lips, which you only notice when tilting your head to meet his gaze.

Only you could get it.

JCTARO. © 2023. all rights reserved. do not repost or recommend on any platform. plagiarism will not be tolerated.

#🍒 — works #jotaro kujo #kujo jotaro #jjba x reader #jojo's bizarre adventure #jotaro x reader #jotaro kujo x reader #kujo jotaro x reader #4taro #exactly how it happened #this is what i was referring to when i said i wanted something lysergic btw #jotaro.💜

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Mind: did you get eggs like I asked?

Soul: even better!

Mind: what did you do this time?

Soul, holding up a chicken: I've named her Darrell

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#submission #exactly how it happened #chonny jash #cj mind #cj soul #chonnys charming chaos compendium

[jdotsodomite]

käsi: spn isnt accesssible to european audiences

jenny:

jenny:

jenny: oh so like gay dieter?

@castiel-kaesi-kaestiel

#exactly how it happened #dietergate

[like-butterflies-and-glitter]

i was thinking about this then i forgot about it and then i woke up dreaming about him again

#captain jack harkness #this is exactly how it happened actually #doctor who #torchwood #i refuse to try any harder to acquire better wuality screenshots i am recovering from a nap to recover from a headache give me a break

[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed. #everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this? #why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred' #if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all. #a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that? #you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

[codgod]

maybe they can make it work after all

#.png #qsmp #qsmp purgatory #qsmp slime #charlie slimecicle #qsmp mariana #el mariana #slimeriana #fliporiana #fanart #now why is this genuinely one of my favourite things i’ve ever drawn #i’m so happy with how the lighting turned out :D #it looks almost exactly how it did in my head that like never happens #not perfect but. i’m happy with it #slime still looks silly though. i’m sorry i just had to keep the mask #ALSO did decide to change how i draw the code corruption #bit less obtrusive this way #and i think it looks cooler

[wildflowercryptid]

that one part from indigo disk, but make it even MORE dramatic

#honestly i was looking for an excuse to have florian commit a sacrificial act for kieran's sake so when this scene happened i was cheering #very smart of the pc to throw out koraidon in that moment but i feel like flori would be too caught up in the moment to do that #this is one of the ideas i'm toying with making canon in mjverse #i'm still workshopping how it would play out exactly but i really wanted to draw this so here we are #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pkmn scarvio #pokemon kieran #rival kieran #pokemon florian #trainer florian #tealmaskshipping #hc : (pkmn) mjverse #chara : kieran hinoki #chara : florian russel cavallari #🎨 : mj draws #sv dlc spoilers #indigo disk spoilers

[itzitxou]

Evil was defeated

#What do you mean this is not exactly how it happened in the last book #Tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #Hualian #Hua Cheng #Xie lian #White no face #bai wuxiang #art #Meme #tgcf meme #Tgcf art #Mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #jun wu #San Lang #天官赐福 #taizi dianxia #e ming #Danmei #Chinese books #mxtx fanart #heaven officials blessing

[soratsuart]

I find it incredibly funny seeing some fans complain that the movie wasn't "lore accurate" as if FNAF has ever been consistent with its lore, like

Wow, the movie changes a lot of stuff and is not accurate to what we thought we knew? *looks at The Silver Eyes trilogy* I can't believe that, how horrible *looks at The Silver Eyes trilogy* Who would've thought they'd change stuff that makes us doubt what we know about the series *looks at the fourth fucking closet*

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #five nights at freddy's movie #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's movie spoilers #fnaf movie spoilers #like come on guys we knew this was gonna happen #so what if the characters aren't exactly how they are in the games? #(or how we theorise them to be) #that's classic fnaf storytelling at this point #instead of getting mad that certain points weren't like the game understand the movie like the original books #parallel timeline where things aren't like the games #but some events mirror each other so you can get new details and perspectives to stuff you thought you knew #you need to know the games lore to fully understand the movie #so why wouldn't the movie also have something to offer to the games lore like they've always done? #we just need to figure out what #or not and just enjoy the movie #FNaF is not the kind of media that needs a 100% faithful adaptation #mostly because its impossible with how confusing and convoluted the story is #so just. you know. get your popcorn and have fun #i promise it's a lot better when you have that mindset #soratsu speaks

[lover-of-mine]

Buddie Countdown to Season 7:

16 days.

#911 #buddie #911edit #buddieedit #911 on fox #911 fox #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #my edit #buddies7 #911hiatus2023 #otp: you don't need to pretend with me #usercam #the fact that this scene is real but they never talked about it again is absolute insanity #what do you mean this happened #this is an aborted love confession #eddie here is fully aware hes in love with buck and i don't care #he knows exactly what hes saying he also knows buck wont call him out on it #its nuts #sure there are a few way to see the way buck interpreted this scene but like #this is a declaration of love no matter how buck viewed it so like #it is #madness #911verse

[mrs-gauche]

Alas, so long as the music plays, we dance.

(Cole's cryptic comments + The Song)

#dragon age #dai gifs #flemeth #solas #cole #my gifs #you know.. isn't it interesting how DA4 seems to be going for a purple color scheme now? #....and if you mix blue and red you get WHAT?? 👀👀 #EXACTLY #coincidence?? I think NOT lmao #if the ''song is sundered''... then what'll happen when everything sings the same again? 👀 #then there's that one line from Solas in Haven.. #''harmonizing with new magic in an unending symphony'' that's also a very interesting way of phrasing #there's that musical connotation again #but let me tell you.. #listening to super eerie soundtracks while making this was certainly an experience 😶 #I'm just happy I managed to make a gif set after 84 years.... #and it only took me [insert unhealthy amount of hours] #hahaha 💀 #at least I still remember how the flycam works lol

[egophiliac]

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY, THE NEXT BOOK 7 UPDATE FOR THE JP SERVER IS SET FOR MARCH 1ST.

HOW WE FEELIN LADS!?!?!

AHHHHHHHH NOOO I'M NOT READY, I thought we'd be getting the fourth anniversary first and then Sebek's birthday and then maybe some more episode 7, I didn't -- I didn't think it'd be Friday --

oh god and they're rerunning the story cards, they didn't say this was the final part but it feels like...maybe the penultimate chapter? could the end of episode 7 finally be looming in the distance?! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO

#art #twisted wonderland #gif warning #gifs that accurately represent the inside of idia's brain whenever he has to have a social interaction #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #THE SHROUDS ARE BACK IN TOWN BABY #time to find out how the heck ortho managed to hack(?) his way into the dreamscape(????) via a couple of robot dogs(????????) #a-are they going to show us dream!ortho #i don't know if i want that or not. i mean i do but DO I? #(chanting softly) ortho fight ortho fight ORTHO FIGHT -- #okay no we're cool we're all cool here #preparing mentally to get exactly zero answers to any of my burning questions #(i kind of suspect anything involving crowley-and-possibly-revaan is going to wait until the presumed episode 8....) #(FEEL FREE TO PROVE ME WRONG THOUGH TWST) #man i just want someone to say the words silver vanrouge at some point #60/40 on whether or not i think it'll actually happen but i want this for my BOY #HE DESERVES IT #he's been through so much just let him have this #...there is something a little bit hilarious about sebek's birthday coming AFTER a big episode 7 drop though #we're gonna be in the middle of like. sebek manfully clasping silver's arm and monologuing about how they are brothers in soul or whatever #and smash cut straight into sebek in a sparkly silver bowtie screaming at a picture of goofy falling down a toilet #my kingdom hearts brethren...i am beginning to Understand

[capripian]

god ling accepting greed is really fucking funny actually. literally everybody else in the scene is like "what the fuck" and "why aren't you fighting it" and "it'll kill you" but ling is a particular kind of freak and he's just like ">:) everything is going according to plan"

#my post #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #ling yao #greed fma #greed the avaricious #it's SO FUCKING FUNNY like!!! #hes so weird. hes homunculus georg #this is not to negate the fact that this is an incredible character moment for him #and him accepting a homunculus is fundamentally tied to his characterization as exactly the right person to host greed #but that does not stop it from being hilarious how quickly he's like 'this might as well happen'

[puhpandas]

hi. beckory and fronnie parallel

#i think tony would look up to bonnie and ask him for guidance if they were able to have a relationship #not fatherly or familial like gregory and freddy but just. idk #mentor doesn’t sound right #but you get the idea #and i think he’d keep asking about fronnie and bonnie just knows exactly why tony notices them #because he sees himself with gregory in them #drawing tag #beckory #gregory #tony #freddy #bonnie #tony and bonnie #goddd gregory’s side profile is hard to get right #gregtony #this is like a scenario where gregory has his bond with freddy and it’s post everything btw #don’t know how bonnie would be back and this would work #like i guess ruin wouldn’t happen and the pizzaplex would just be okay #and bonnie would be back #whatever lol