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nereb-and-dungalef · 1 year
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ummmm you really shouldn't watch problematic media on the internet. the fbi agent monitoring your computer is literally neurodivergent and a minor ://
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aromanticduck · 1 year
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Government agent who watches you through your webcam and feels bad because you're so much cooler than them. Call that Homeland Insecurity.
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rachellelie · 2 years
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Sorry, I can't hang out today. My assigned FBI agent said no.
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He calls them both babygirl
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can0fwworms · 5 months
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the idiots <3
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thesefallenembers · 11 months
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what other writers say their search history looks like: ‘how to get away with arson’ ‘most poisonous plants’ ‘serial killers in the 1800s’
what my search history looks like: ‘past tense of lie’ ‘synonyms for blonde’ ‘how long should a scene be’
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boycell · 3 months
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Me: oh no looks like you caught me vulnerable~ *i say with my ass sticking up and my face against the ground*
Fbi agent: sir you have been charged with 23 counts of environmental terrorism
Me: :3
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patema-introverted · 8 months
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You’re not going to see it again
What the actual hell is this referring to
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milo-melon · 1 year
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At the end of the day I'm just a horny teenage boy but with extra pizazz
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pinterest tag game + 7 comfort films
first character, real person, quote + outfit when you open pinterest is your vibe.
Tagged by @oatflatwhite thank u dearest!!
Disclaimer: I don't have a pinterest account so I used my aesthetic & about tags on here instead 😅
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Playing it fast & loose w the definition of "character" bc it turns out I don't put any in the aforementioned tags
To the comfort film list!
Porco Rosso 🐷
Back to the Future 🏫
The Castle of Cagliostro 🍝
Indiana Jones (they count as one. yes all of them are my comfort films. yes the Temple of Doom, yes the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, yes the Dial of Destiny. bite me) 📜
Sherlock Holmes 🎩
Arrival 🛸
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow 🤖
~ Honourable mentions ~
The Linguini Incident should be on this list but apparently one of the key criteria of comfort films is a history of rewatching, which I sadly do not have with this silly shitty heist film bc I cannot find it anywhere :C Also for the same reason (low rewatches) are Cyrano de Bergerac (1990) & Knives Out!!
Tagging @swamp--girl @clareguilty @frigidboy @maverick-ornithography @fire-in-the-goat & whoever else wants a go!!
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blogquantumreality · 1 month
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So now that we have our own personal FBI agent when do we get our own personal FBI walrus
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disgruntledexplainer · 11 months
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government slander
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correctopinionhaver · 4 months
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my FBI agent every time i turn off location services on my phone
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angeltreasure · 2 years
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