#five the umbrella academy

[ashdreams2023]

The new Umbrella Academy season is coming out and we need some Five content with his new look 😍. Anything okay including hurt/ comfort and fluff.

God why am I so slow nowadays but yes of course I love five 😩✋

Five hargreeves x reader

Better

He sat sipping on his hot cappuccino sitting on his table outside the cafe, it was still far from lunch break for employees and he was enjoying the emptiness of the place.

"Hello stranger" Ah it seems like like the quietness has gone all of a sudden, he looks up through his sunglasses and smirks lazily at you.

"You’re late" he says.

You tilted your head "And you changed…how long has it been?" You sat down across from him.

"Three years" He sipped on his cup "I didn’t know what you’ll like so I didn’t order anything for you"

"Three years ha? You’re taller now…also I like the new hairstyle, suits you more than the side bang" you chuckled. He sighed and looked at you, really looked at you.

"I would be lying if I said I haven’t missed your awful teasing" He says cooly.

"You also ditched ditched the shorts for good it seems I thought you were loyal to those things and the long pants were just a bit phase"

Five clicked his tongue "Don’t tempt me I still have a pair stocked away"

"No! The horror of skinny exposed knees!"

"Shut up"

"Love you too"

Eventually you two ordered lunch, the place buzzed with life shortly after, you couldn’t help but admires the changes, if someone had told you this is how he’ll look in a few years you would’ve laughed in their face.

Five, your only five now not dressed as some retired middle age man nor in a school uniform, but now in a nice tailored vest with longer hair that actually looked stylish and not annoyingly gelled.

"Liking the view?" He said in a sarcastic tone.

"Maybe…maybe I want to see what else has changed while I was gone" You smirked playfully resting your cheek on the middle of your palm.

He rubs his tongue around his mouth then pushes his plate away and leans closer on the table "Wouldn’t you like to know?"

"Would you like to show me Mr hargreeves?" You bit your lip leaning closer to him.

Five licked his from upper teeth then leaned back on his chair before grabbing his beverage and chugging it in one go "I haven’t seen you in three years and the first thing you want to do is ruin my look? How classical of you"

You shrugged "can’t blame me can you?"

He sighed before reaching his hand to yours "I missed you" he says bringing your knuckles to his lips "I missed us, I missed seeing your face, hearing your voice and being with you everyday" your heart raced with longing, it was the same for you, you’ve missed him so much but this was a new life, he needed his freedom before going back to you.

"Do you think we can still be the same?" You asked with desperation in your tone.

Five shook "not the same as before but better, better than we can ever imagine…it’s weird saying this after being this old"

"It’s ok old man, I still love you"

"Does that mean I’m given permission to take you back home?"

"Absolutely, but I want dessert first"

"You and your priorities"

#five hargreeves x you #five x y/n #five hargreaves x reader #five hargreeves x reader #five x reader #five the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #five headcanons #five hargreaves x you #netflix the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy

[z0nefive]

sometimes i think about the fact five's trauma technically never happened

if somebody dies and you had the ability to go back and time and prevent it, what do you do with the leftover trauma? you are left with the trauma of a horror only you have seen. something that, by all logic, has never happened, because you were there to prevent it from occurring. did it ever truly happen? and if not, then what is there to mourn? how do you mourn the loss of something that was never lost?

#oh im sick #im ill #the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #five hargreeves #number five #five the umbrella academy #the sparrow academy #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #sorry for lying about the tags #but i need the reach

[bisexualmultifandommess]

Absolutely love how pissed Five is when Reginald says that Klaus didn’t get through in time lmao he’s like “Try again bitch he was right behind me”

#he’s about five seconds away from killing reg right there and then #five and klaus is such a funny dynamic #five loves his brothers and sister #the umbrella academy #five #five the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #reginald hargreeves

[grimlin-gromlin]

#i forgot to post this one with others oops #anyways anyways #the umbrella academy #tua incorrect quotes #tua textposts #five hargreeves #five the umbrella academy #the textpost matches the scene so well help #gromlin's memes

[wandas-lovey]

I’m being delulu so i started wondering (¡again!) what life with five would be post-season 3. But like…he’s a teacher in this…

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* after all his siblings left when Reggie reset the universe you’re left with a mopey five

* you’re both pretty sad the first couple of days having just lost the people you love most :(

* but we don’t have time to be sad we need to get jobs!!!

* im gaslighting myself into believing that five and you have a place to stay the first night in the new timeline instead of being homeless 💀

* five becomes a teacher in the new timeline and you can’t convince me otherwise

* and what do you know!! you become a teacher too :D

* five would definitely teach math while you’d teach history (cuz you traveled through time when working with the commission, idk just go with it)

* while your classes may be a bit hard for the students you two are definitely the schools favorite teachers!!

* i mean why wouldn’t you be? the students can’t get enough of the two mysterious young teachers who showed up out of nowhere in the middle of the school year….

* you two definitelyyyy didn’t threaten the previous math and history teachers to quit their jobs or else they’d be dead by nightfall

* I just know many students are crushing on you BOTH. have you seen yourself lately? You look great ;)

* you both find it funny tho cuz they believe they’re crushing on teachers who are in their early 20s when it’s actually two 50 year olds in their younger bodies

* you two wouldn’t be the type to eat lunch with the rest of the faculty. you’d eat together in each other’s classroom enjoying your time together even if it’s for a short time

* five’s the type of boyfriend/teacher who interrupts your class for the dumbest reasons just cuz he wants to see you :,)

“can i borrow your stapler for a minute?”

“i’m in the middle of class right now”

“Yes I’m aware but i need to finish stapling the students review packets”

“you bought a stapler yesterday…”

“yeah but yours works better”

“OUT!!!”

*your students definitely find it cute :)

* after witnessing playful banter between the teachers that was a little too ~flirtatious~ the students get suspicious of what’s actually going on between their math and history teacher

* “are-are you and mr.hargreeves together..?”

* up until this point neither of you have confirmed to your students what your relationship was with each other

“unfortunately we are” you say with a smile on your face

*after confirming your relationship that day, your students spent the rest of the class asking you all types of questions about your relationship

“how did you and mr.hargreeves meet??”

“how long have you been together?”

“did you ask him out first or did he ask you?”

“why did you wait this long to tell us??”

*when your classes switch out and head to their next class with mr.hargreeves they try and pester him too about your relationship

“why aren’t you married yet?!?”

“ oh wow. i didn’t realize that was any of your business”

* you two are the kind of teachers to always be chosen to be chaperones for school dances.

*five definitely complains the entire night about being tired and wanting to go home

*who could blame him. watching over teenagers for hours making sure no one’s bumping uglies is exhausting

“how much longer till we can leave? This music’s awful. I’d rather throw myself off a building than be here.”

“Five…we just got here”

“What’s your point?”

*after a long night of watching over whore-knee kids, you head home ending the night with curling up on the couch and falling asleep in each other’s arms while The Breakfast Club plays in the background

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i have no clue how to fucking end this 💀

also this shit ain’t proofread

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #five tua #five the umbrella academy #tua season three #five x reader #five hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves headcanons #five hargreaves x you

[heybuddythatsnotok]

random things other people have said that made me think of five

“oh fuck. oh fucking- [now yelling] FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO”

“EAT THE FUCKING FISH CRAIG goddamnit”

“when have i ever failed? at anything? other than those 5 times?”

“i only burned her hair off. if only the fire reached her brain”

“you expect me to be nice, not sure why. i’m a bitch and fucking proud of it now i’ve given up being nice”

“every time your mouth opens my soul starts to ache”

“would you hurry up? you’re slower than michael taking a shit”

“i just know this piece of plastic will love me better than any real girl out there. Fuck you Clara i’m going out with red-head Barbie now” (this was in the Barbie section of Target at 9pm)

“i am LOUD. I will be loud, louder than Godzilla farting if that’s what it takes to get you to understand”

“I may be small but i can be frightening if the situation requires me to be”

“Dipshit grandpa”

“lest us not forget that i am an absolute bastard”

“mom said it’s my turn with the axe”

“if i shot your foot would you get mad at me? be honest”

#five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua five #tua #umbrella academy #five the umbrella academy #five tua #umbrella academy five #five umbrella academy #thoughts buried in the clutter

[natabatts]

Little Number Five

(click for better quality)

Super happy with this redraw! Old versions under the cut!

Edit: added some details

March 2019 - June 2019 - August 2020

#the umbrella academy #art #five the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy fanart #TUA #tua fanart #tua five #five hargreeves #redraw #artists on tumblr #natadrawz

[silky-slinky]

NOT WHAT IT SEEMED !

FIVE HARGREEVES X FEM!READER PAIRING !

TW: MENTIONS OF BLOOD !

FIVE HARGREEVES MASTERLIST !

A/N: I HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING THIS, THANK YOU TO THE PERSON WHO REQUESTED THIS !

Five abruptly stood up from his chair, knife planted on the wooden table in front of him. All eyes were now on him, awaiting his next move. You were standing next to Grace, a robot who has formed a bond with these unusual children. Being one of the caretakers in this home, you've grown attached to these children. Much like the other caretakers, Pogo and Grace.

You didn’t quite know the reason why your age was exactly like theirs, all you knew was that you were forever in debt to Sir. Reginald Hargreeves. Based on what Reginald had told you, someone unknown left a baby on his doorstep.

For months Reginald tried to track down the person that sent you. To no avail, he gave up and made you one of the caretakers instead. You’ve been thankful for Reginald all your life, yet there was no denying he had his bad sides to him. Well for one, you weren’t allowed to eat with the others, only after them. Ben had given you a piece of his meal one time, and of course, you both got in trouble.

Nonetheless, you adored these children, these children have been your somewhat siblings. Ben and Viktor were the closest friends you had, not that you had many of course, only them. Except for Five Hargreeves, you didn’t know why he hated you so much, and so you reciprocated that feeling towards him.

Everyone knew the hatred you had for one another, you both get into arguments about everything. Which you both get into trouble for on a daily basis. Once, you both argued about how salt was made.

“But I’m ready. I’ve been practicing my spatial jumps, just like you said.” Five appeared right next to where the old man sat, Herr Carlson’s voice still ringing loudly throughout the house. You rolled your eyes in annoyance at his words, how could he get so cocky?

“See?” The blue light disappeared from around him in a blink. Reginald looks fed up with his son’s stubbornness about time traveling.

A drink was in Reginald’s hand as he attempted to tune out Five’s words. “A spatial jump is trivial when compared with the unknowns of time travel.”

“One is like sliding along the ice, the other is akin to descending blindly into the depths of the freezing water and reappearing as an acorn.” Your brows furrowed in confusion, everything Reginald had said was going from one ear to the other. You pitied these children with Reginald’s poor parenting choices, he used them as weapons, not loving them as children.

Like Five had read your thoughts, he spoke up. “Well, I don’t get it.”

“Hence the reason you’re not ready.” From the corner of your eye, you could see Viktor shaking his head at Five, to which he, of course, ignored. That was how stubborn Five Hargreeves was.

“I’m not afraid.”

“Fear isn’t the issue.” Reginald quickly replied. “The effects it might have on your body, even on your mind, are far too unpredictable. Now, I forbid you to talk about this anymore.”

By now Five was about to bolt towards the door. “Number Five!” Reginald called out, Five ignored him once more. “Y/n! Chase after Five!” Reginald turned to look at you. Simply giving him a nod as a reply, you chased after the boy.

You quickly went out the door, seeing Five’s back at a small distance, small enough for your hand to reach out for his arm. As you reached for his arm, you got dizzy, a new environment engulfing the both of you. Five glanced at his back, seeing you there, looking like you were about to throw up.

“You stubborn bitch!” Your words seethed with anger as you tried to fix yourself.

“Why’d you come along?” By now people were staring at two children bickering, one had a uniform on while the other had an apron.

“I was sent here!” You argued back. “I wasn’t about to join you willingly!” Five had enough of you, getting ready to blink again. Not caring how he would leave you there if he did blink. As you saw what Five was about to do, you quickly held onto his arm.

A relieved sigh left your lips when you saw how he was still in front of you. Unbeknownst to Five, you were still with him. Your hand now tugging on his sleeve, Five blinks yet another time. This time it was destruction around both of you, rubble everywhere you looked. Fire in some places; smoke permanently in the air.

“Holy shit.” Five was too occupied in regret to care about what you had to say. You both stood in silence, basking in the smokey air, the different atmosphere. For once in Five’s life, he pitied you. He pitied you for being stuck with him when you were only obeying your master’s orders.

Days, months, and years passed by after you both got stuck in the apocalypse. You’d had grown to give Five a chance of redeeming himself, how he treated you when you were children. He did admit that he, himself didn’t know why he was so cruel to you in those years you were in the academy.

“Holy shit, indeed.”

The hatred you once had for each other blossomed into something more romantic. You didn’t know how it did or when it did develop into something more, but you kept each other sane throughout it all. Two children, barely even teenagers survived their way through the apocalypse. You both did everything you could to survive, eating scraps of food, doing anything to keep yourselves from being insane.

You both quickly learned that you were one of the 43 children born on the 12th hour of October 1, 1989, after you made a bowl of soup unintentionally. It explained how you would have things in your room that you didn’t remember having earlier. You and Five experimented with your newfound powers, you could summon close to anything. From weapons to shampoo bottles, it was endless. Yet, of course, your power had a limit, you could only summon things that could be handheld.

Five on the other hand didn’t stop looking for a solution to stop his siblings from dying, to stop the end of the world. A day came that a woman working for The Commission named The Handler, stopped to pay a visit. In her words, they’ve been watching you and Five. She gave a job to both you and Five, knowing your capabilities with your newfound power.

Many more years later, you and Five were the best assassins The Commission had to offer. You never did like the smell or taste of blood. There were many nights when you’d wake up in a cold sweat, Five would be there comforting you.

Five had the agility and strength on the battlefield, while your precision in aiming helped him. He was relieved every time you do missions together, he knew you got his back while he had yours. Of course, with his stubbornness, he refused to have a partner other than you. In his words, “I’d rather do it alone if you’re not with me.”

You got married when you both had spare time from all the missions, running away from The Commission to get eloped. It was arguably the best day in Five’s whole lifetime. Despite being in love with each other, you both still had your differences. Arguing here and there, but never forgetting to not sleep when the other is mad at the other.

When Five told you that you’d be ditching The Commission and go back in time to the other Hargreeves, you were ecstatic. Here you were, arguing with Five yet again about how you were back in time, but in your teenage bodies. The Hargreeves siblings could only watch in complete confusion at the two of you.

“I told you I could help!” Grimacing at your changed voice.

“You already helped!” Five argued back.

“I helped you by giving you a pen, Five! A pen!” You scoffed in disbelief, crossing your arms to your chest.

Five couldn’t help but smile at your state, a thing the others didn’t fail to notice. You fought a smile creeping on your face as Five slithered an arm to your waist. “Please shut up.” You were about to reply when he pressed his lips against yours, a dramatic gasp from Klaus could be heard.

“When did this happen?” The Hargreeves siblings say in sync.

THANK YOU FOR THIS REQUEST !

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[badass-bitch-polls]

⚠️ TW: BLOOD ⚠️

#badass bitch #badass bitch polls #semi finals #the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #five tua #tua five #five hargreeves tua #tua five hargreeves #five the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy five #umbrella academy #riza hawkeye #fullmetal alchemist #full metal alchemist #fma #riza fma #fma riza #riza hawkeye fma #fma riza hawkeye #riza fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist riza

[extraordinarywhiteviolin]

okay but no, see, we were robbed. give me Five who wasn't raised by Reggie, let him be a grifter with an Irish accent who smiles with ease. he's still too smart, too analytical for his own good, but let him use that to simply get through life rather than save the world. let him have grown up a troublemaker who used to give so many aliases that even in this timeline hes known simply as The Boy. let him travel the world simply because he could, always wearing two watches (both stolen) so he always knows his time and his mother's. let him have a million remarkable stories about his travels that sound completely unbelievable but are all somehow true. let him still be advantageous and antiauthoritarian, but only able to blink in the most dire of circumstances given his lack of formal training, meaning he must be more creative with his systemic rebellion. let the way he dresses reflect who he is; charming but unrefined, suit vests and button-downs with the sleeves rolled up but still wrinkled, unpolished. and for fuck sake let him be enthusiastic and laugh and show that his intensity and preserverance can manifest in more than just apocalyptic frustration.

idk man i just want to see him 30, flirty, and thriving, ya know?

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #five tua #five the umbrella academy #5 tua #umbrella academy

[diegohargreeves1989]

I’m a simple person, I only want to watch five go on a murder spree while Teenagers by MCR plays in the background

#five the umbrella academy #number five #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #tua five #ua #for people who don’t watch tua I swear this makes sense #here’s to hoping though #my chemical romance #mcr #teenagers

[ashdreams2023]

hello dear! I don't know if you are accepting requests, but I would like to request a five hargreeves x fem!reader

where the reader is a psychic, and she works in the more "chic" part of the commission and she is interested in Five because of some visions she has of him and nananananana

Anyway, I hope you understood :))

a big kiss from Brazil MWAH!

I reached Brazil?! Y’all I’m worldwide now 😩💕

Five hargreeves x fem reader

Watching

There’s many characters in the commission to say the least, everyone got their story and how they got there, much how you ended up there.

But you weren’t that special, you don’t think so at least, not with your coworker having the head of a cow and speaking fluent Spanish and French.

You didn’t usually interact with other employees there that weren’t in your department, it wasn’t because you thought yourself better than them but everyone other than you moved too fast, worried at lot, but you suppose the calmness comes from knowing what your future is and how very little it takes to change your fate.

It was also noted that your department tended to stay to focus on appearances and self expression, you’ll be mostly found in different outfits and fun makeup, it clashed with the usual uniform but it was fine because in your case, it mattered what you said rather than what you looked.

In your years there you’ve predicted deaths, wars, fallouts and whatever you can think about.

It was your job anyways and no one knew your face to point fingers at who is telling on their little failed schemes.

Although….there has been a change of atmosphere since you began seeing some interesting visions about a certain agent.

Five Hargreaves.

An oldie he was, yet surprisingly this was the first time you’ve seen him do something so….unexpected.

End of the world? His family? A new threat from within? Interesting.

You find yourself watching him, from your department, from the windows, he always walked with a purpose and heading somewhere.

Your coworker likes to tease you about this…sudden interest of yours calling him a call for help and that you need to get laid or something along those lines.

"There’s a thin line between sliver box and a grumpy git sweetie"

"Oh come on, aren’t you even a little curious? He’s so…mysterious"

Your staring had led to some rumors spreading around but nothing crazy, you weren’t the first to show any interest in five but it did become slightly embarrassing when you caught him staring at you during a New Year’s party.

Then you were surprised to find him up in your department looking for you.

"I thought I’ll drop by instead of our regular routine of you staring down at home like a hawk and me pretending I don’t see you"

"Oh…sorry?"

"I’ll accept good coffee and a conversation as a form of apology, meet at six outside."

Did he just ask you out? You weren’t so sure about it but it did happen and there were cameras, and to say the least, you became everyone’s business within a few hours.

"Care to tell me why a woman like you was staring at old me? I know your job here and what you’re capable of" He was so calm it made you shiver but you still kept your professional face on.

"You know as much as me that if I let something out both of us would be counting our days here"

"I see the rumors are true" He smirked

"Which ones?" Your curiosity peaked.

He took a sip from his cup "that’s a subject for another day with a much filling meal"

You bit your lip and chuckled "Are you asking me to dinner?"

The older gentleman eyed you so intensely you could almost feel the blush creeping at the back of your neck "I know a good restaurant in 1987 France"

"Hmm, it’s a date then"

"Only if you keep wearing that red lipstick of yours"

So he was watching you too "don’t tempt me I might rebel off and put something else, mess with you a little"

"I thought your department was too much of a bunch of goody two shoes"

You smiled at him then moved your under the table and kicked foot making him wince in pain.

"Pick me up at 7:30pm and a word of advice, watch out for chainsaw at your next mission" You stops leaving him stunned and clearly interested.

"Will do, will do."

#five hargreaves x you #imagine #five hargreeves x you #five x y/n #five hargreaves x reader #five hargreeves x reader #five the umbrella academy #five x reader #five headcanons #five hargreeves #netflix the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy

[sunsetcurveauto]

five's storyline is great but another part of me wishes he was literally just a teenager who talks and acts Like That. this is the funnier option

#five hargreeves #tua #the umbrella academy #ua #umbrella academy #five tua #five umbrella academy #five the umbrella academy #tina talks

[rabbitsatanist]

Five

#five hargreeves icons #five aidan gallagner #five the umbrella academy #number five #five hargreeves #five hargreeves moodboard #aidan gallagher #aidan gallagher icons #netflix series #netflix #Netflix edit #netflix icons #series icons #series #series moodboard #actors icons #the umbrella academy icons #the umbrella academy

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

five in the season 3 umbrella academy trailer giving off the Deranged Vibes we all know he had inside of him all along

#its the outfit tbh #look at his lil hat tho lmao #he!! needs!! a!! BREAK!!!!! #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy season 3 #tua #tua s3 #tua season 3 #five #five tua #tua five #the umbrella academy five #five the umbrella academy #aiden gallagher

[wandas-lovey]

started to miss five so I decided to watch the umbrella academy for the umpteenth time which then led to me missing him even more. which then led to me imagining what life would be like dating five now that the universe was reset

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• you and five would find a place in Greenwich village were you live together

• because you don’t have to worry about about saving the world every two seconds you two can actually get some sleep for the first time in ages

• you CANNOT convince me that five is the big spoon. have you seen this man??? he tried to be the big spoon once and wouldn’t stop moving around till you flipped him over and let him be the little spoon [he fell asleep instantly with you embracing him :,) ]

• five is almost always awake before you so most of the time you wake up to breakfast already ready on the table with coffee prepared just the way you like it :))

• if you somehow manage to wake up before five you lay in bed staring at his beautiful features till he wakes up and catches you staring. who wouldn’t stare tho.

•five being the old man he is likes to spend his day at the park observing nature’s beauty and your beauty.

•after a long day of NOT saving the apocalypse you’d come and five being the loving husband he is tries to make dinner for you

•but ofc he somehow manages to burn pasta so instead you order pizza for dinner alongside a nice glass of wine.

• something that became routine after drinking wine at dinner was slow dancing to music.

• one song that frequently plays after dinner is Come In, Mr. Lonely.

•what makes this song so special is that five hardly ever sings but it’s one of the few songs he will sing out loud and it’s because of you <33

• five would definitely hold you close as you both tipsily sway back and forth.

• he seems like the type to whisper “i love you” into your ear while the song plays in the background.

• after dinner you both make your way back to the bedroom where you share drunken kisses and end the night with you hugging five while his head is on your chest and listens to the beating of your heart which makes him go to sleep faster than ever.

#five hargreeves #five hargreeves headcanons #five x reader #five hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves x you #five the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #tua s3 #five tua