#food is so hard man

[renonv]

Ignore the difference in styles but Two wonderful ppl on discord wanted to see me untwinkify Romano so I had to deliver

“Shirtless” (his tits are already out) vers :

#hetalia #aph #aph romano #aph south italy #aph spain #spamano #hws spain #hws south italy #hws romano #hetalia world twinkle #hetalia world stars #lovino vargas #antonio fernandez carriedo #I love my twink but I also love to draw him with some fat on his bones #I guess Romano is never really a twink in my mind bc one he’s hairy as fuck and two I don’t think that stomach is flat nor hard #but either way #António goes rabid he loves to see his man eat good and he contributes to that often #so does Feliciano but that’s because he eats like a bird snd Romano hated wasting food so he’s like #FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME I’ll finish it gOD

[coquelicoq]

girl help the beautiful man at the food truck flirted with me and shook my hand with his big gorgeous hand and held on a little longer than he needed to (but in a good way) and then he gave me a free mango lassi and THEN left his food truck unattended to go get me a bottle of water after i asked if there was any water available and after all that all he wants in exchange (other than payment for the food i ordered) is for me to rate him on google maps. but girl i don't even know how to do that

#how hard can that be you may ask. well for your information he told me my smile is beautiful and he was very sweet AND #he has a gorgeous beard and voice. so. kind of distracted at the moment. #this is nice. lately the attention i've been getting from strange men is like. a guy on the bus offering me his half-eaten ice cream tube #(didn't even know ice cream came in tubes) and a guy propositioning me for $5 while i was waiting to cross the street #so for a man to give me free things & hold my hand & ask how i am doing WHILE being handsome at me was a little much all at once #i was so overwhelmed i made such a fool of myself. i almost gave him MY ADDRESS???? #get yourself together @me #anyway i guess i have to figure out how to rate places on google maps now. i didn't even know that was a thing people did #my posts #even though i know how flirting with customers works when you work in food service it does not make it any less overwhelming #to be on the receiving end of. i used to flirt with customers all the time. but i am not drop dead gorgeous so. #watch where you point that smile sir i am going to expire

[antidotefortheawkward-art]

Realized that in my Immortality Speedrun AU, even though Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing likely wouldn't have had the opportunity to get thrown from Heaven since they'd be working overtime at their posts, Ao Lie very much would still have the opportunity to land himself on death row as a prince, so.... Sun "An enemy of Heaven is an ally of mine" Wukong gets a roommate for buddy comedy reasons

[ID: 1. An illustration of Ao Lie and Sun Wukong. Ao Lie is in his princely attire, but notably disheveled. His green outermost robe is hanging half open, with burnt and ripped hems. The red sash at his waist is hanging in tatters as well. His hair is loose down his back and he's holdining a sword in his right hand. Sun Wukong is in his human disguise, wearing an open checkered daoist's robe. His white inner robe is not tucked into his pants and a red dudou is peeking out from underneath it. He's staring at a book in his left hand while chewing on a piece of willow, his right hand scritching his chin thoughtfully.

2. A sketched comic, with Ao Lie in teal and Sun Wukong in orange. In the first panel, Ao Lie bursts into a cave in a rush. In the second panel, Sun Wukong is sitting on the floor of the cave next to a table, looking at Ao Lie at the cave's entrance. SWK says, "Uh. Hi? This cave is already occupied." In the third panel, Ao Lie attempts to pull otu his sword in surprise, crying out "Stay back!" before he's interrupted by Sun Wukong casting a freezing spell "定!". In the fourth panel, Sun Wukong has a cheerful but annoyed facial expression as he approaches the frozen Ao Lie. He says, "LOL Nice try, punk- Now what the hell are you doing in my cave?", then, "Wait a min-". In the fifth panel, Sun Wukong is looking up at Ao Lie with a surprised and incredibly amused expression, exclaiming, "Wait- You're the Ao kid who managed to set his father's palace on fire underwater!". Ao Lie looks back at him with a tense expression, saying, "Please don't tell me you're gonna hand me in." To which Sun Wukong replies, "Hell no I won't!"

3. A sketched comic, again with Ao Lie in teal and Sun Wukong in orange. In the first panel, Sun Wukong is reading some plans in the foreground and Ao Lie is in the background. Sun Wukong says, "Xiao Long, could you head out and fetch me some lingzhi? I'm fresh out. In the second panel, Ao Lie responds, "I'm a prince who has an active warrant out for his arrest, and you're just some rogue brewing illegal immortality. Wouldn't it make more sense to go out yourself?" In the third panel, an unimpressed Sun Wukong presses a basket to Ao Lie's chest. Sun Wukong says, "I've got arrest warrants for crimes you wouldn't even imagine. Plus, it's my magic and my cave keeping you hidden, so pull your weight, Princey." Ao Lie rolls his eyes and has his hands up in a mock defeated pose. End ID]

#my art #journey to the west #jttw #xiyouji #sun wukong #monkey king #bai longma #ao lie #immortality speedrun au #sorry for only doing silly au doodles lately </3 normal jttw is still my bread and butter but ough #AUs are like junk food for me. fun and thoughtless and not filling but still taking the place of what i really should be doing instead </3 #bc thats all my tired brain can handle during this mad dash before winter break 😭 #ANYWHO #this ao lie still has long hair bc the moment he heard 'death penalty' he booked it the fuck out of there #its kinda hard to see but the tips of his horns are also discolored and desaturated :> #bc ive always envisioned sea dragons' horns as coral so stress = dying coral #also ao lie gets increasingly 👁️👁️ at swk the longer he's around him bc #this is the most unassuming man in the world. #yet he's powerful enough to be willing to harbor a heavenly fugitive #and keeps insisting that he's on the run for something more heinous than what ao lie's on the run for #yet ao lie has never fucking heard of him in his life #he gets increasingly unhinged theories as to who swk is #'a follower of shen gongbao? a disgraced or dismissed disciple of some high-ranking god?' #'whoever he is he's gotta be old as hell to be this powerful' #idk what swk's fake name is yet </3

[moeblob]

Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.

Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.

#my characters #waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit #deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee #and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name #deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c #man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while #he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair #ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so #its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons #but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me #and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not #fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew #and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable #while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts #and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed #so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en #so you know maybe its that idk #and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now #and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it #and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad #that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal #and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it #the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer #anyway story time in the tags again #im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note #its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him #he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times #and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea #and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you

[scandals-r-us]

Sadly you can't do everything remotely, Miggy!

Someone requested Migs going to his actual daytime job rather than his nightly escapades so here ya go

#miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #my art #across the spiderverse #atsv fanart #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderman #atsv #lyla spiderverse #you don't gotta go to work (work work work work work work) #i love the dumbass housebots from the comics too #and when lyla makes him his favorite food and he jus lays GORGED on salmon on the couch and snoozes like a bear contently #also i refuse to draw migs being mean to miles in my mind he's just another dad for miles #peace and love in nueva york #also this man is so hard to draw sdjfhf #i keep wanting to doodle him as mr big paws instead of actually tryin to draw em

[smilesrobotlover]

I love drawing Leon he’s so angry

#wip #he’s not like this in the manga but as y’all know I’m trying to parallel him and blue #being in a new situation while worrying about the fate of the world and his son is gonna make masking hard #man drawing this hurt really bad tho I hurt my shoulder while hiking :( #I remembered that my parents sent me home with some ice packs to keep food cool tho so thank GOODNESS #my shoulder isn’t hurt too bad but man is it sore #I think it dislocated then relocated 😐 #but idk #anyways this has nothing to do with the pic LOL

[sugar-autumn]

💙 Fizzarolli stimboard with slime and paint stims 💚

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#helluva boss #fizzarolli #stimboard #stim gifs #green stim #pink stim #blue stim #paint stim #heart stim #slime stim #food stim #yarn stim #my stuff #my stimboards #it was really hard to find good themed ones so i just did ones i liked in the right colors #ill probably have to do multiple with this man because he has taken over my brain

[ambrosiagourmet]

i'm plagued by like a terrible crystal clear idea for an AU that I'll never write and would need way more context to be Anything but is still evocative enough to make me go oughhhhh I Want it.

#the au is like semi-modern Fantastical but not Fantasy #with fisherman Laios living in a seaside town with Falin and daydreaming about the mysteries of the deep #and. selkie Kabru. who hides his seal skin and sneaks onto land to study people. #and Laios is not miserable but he's a little sad and a little melancholy and old enough that he knows he should be accepting that this is i #this is his life. its not so bad. he and Falin are getting by. they were able to leave home. they have jobs and a place to live #and food on the table #but you know he still has dreams of finding something magical to sweep him off his feet. feels a little guilty of how much he longs for it. #and then there's Kabru who is infinitely curious about the Surface World like he's full Ariel Mode running away from home #doing Dangerous Things because he wants to know more #and he's clever and funny and interested in Laios for some reason??? and he's BEAUTIFUL #and then there are layers of secrets and Laios has ya know his Fisherman Depression #but like they are pulled into each other's worlds #man like I DONT EVEN GO *THAT* HARD FOR LAIOS/KABRU BUT THIS JUST. ITS LODGED IN MY HEAD CURRENTLY

[kapuchino357]

Amity saying Hunter was scrawnier than she thought he'd be is my bane in fan work that brings up his body--

listen guys, listen. she just expected more, that's all. Hunter is a soldier like any other scout in the Emperor's Coven, he wouldn't get especially smaller rations for being everyone's boss, in fact, he'd probably get perks. the likelihood that he doesn't get fed enough is very slim, and if he doesn't eat that's because he's the type that probably forgets to.

Amity just expected more because, as we know, the Golden Guard being a 16-year-old boy is not common knowledge.

#the owl house #hunter toh #toh #debated real hard if to post this because it feels like an old topic at this point #and i very very rarely make posts so two in as many weeks is. an anomaly #but it keeps cropping up in fics and i keep rolling my eyes #because he's clearly not scrawny but Amity called him that and apparently that's all we need #he's a well built young man im sorry #it is unlikely that his abuse involved food deprivation #in truth you're only getting this because i need it out now and my friends aren't there yet lmao #lina rambles #lina rambles in the tags

[therealsinnohdawn]

let's let them love each other

(sonic and shadow's wedding pic from GuardianDragon98's fic on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43767823/chapters/110060422)

#sonadow #shadonic #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic boom #my art #i'm fighting glaze so fucking hard man why's it make it look so bad #the amount of protection i actually end up with is probably not sufficient but it just. looks so BAD man #anyway gd98's fics are my comfort food

[shima-draws]

God I fucking lose my MIND every time Sanji gets serious and shows off with his cooking

#LET HIM COOK!! HE IS COOKING!!!!! #Shima speaks #One Piece #I swoon just a little bit. Just a bit. #Sanji being like man y’all waste so much food. Let me use all of the scraps from your meals to make something better #Me: GO OFF KING!!!!!!! #Little bit in love with him! Tbh!! Tbh!!!!! #I imagine Luffy just watching him with heart eyes like. YEAH that’s MY cook on MY ship. And he makes the BEST food. #AND he shows off while he’s doing it. #Luffy: WOOOO YEAH amazing Sanji it looks so good Sanji Sanji is the best!!!!! #Sanji: 😤😳 #Love it when Sanji acts like a super suave guy. Like when he had the whole Mr Prince stint in Alabasta? #Oh my GOD I was swooning SO hard. Ogling to the MAX #Stupid pretty cook sweeping ME off my feet. Smh

[waltz-of-letters]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! :3

Have a great day!

1) songsss

2) food (ofc)

3) sky gazing

4) going through my bookshelf just to look at the dried flowers I kept inside my favourite books

5) food, again.

I hope you have a great day too B⁠-⁠)

#ok but why was it so hard to answer? #ask box #thanks for the ask! #ask #desiblr #desi tag #desi tumblr #foodgasm #food #just sniffing books #booksbooksbooks #idk how to tag this #skylovers #photography #art #nature #writblr #flowers #dried flowers #written #idk man #introvert #i just want to sleep #i need sleep #dark academia

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#man ive never seen an eating disorder kill someone else besides a parent infecting a child but my nana is really trying #shes like 1000% orthotexic. will not eat anything not filled with vegetables or fat. and my grandpa is 87yo with a heart condition currentl #in the hospital for covid bc thry went to Christmas church and dont believe in being vaccinated and my dad is so frustrated #bc he knows his mom is not gonna give his dad hearty foods. he needs to eat like protein shakes and meat and ice cream. anything thats not #her cooking which sucks on top of being extremely healthy. except its not healthy bc they dont eat a balanced diet #so its my nanas eating disorder killing her husband and shes so fucking frustrating. im like 99% sure she has obsessive compulsive #personally disorder bc she fits to a T and has zero insight. she may have full on 0cd bc talking to my dad he has more obvious 0cd #compulsions than i do. he used to say phrases before going to bed and would take 2 steps across the floor to prevent bad things from #happening. so like im pretty sure my nana is where i get my perfectionism and 0cd. god. i wish i could express how fucked up she is #like my dad said at least he had a stable home to grow up in but like she has zero sympathy for other people. cannot look past herself. wil #not wear a mask bc she doesnt care enough abt other ppl. my dad was like: u would not have survived in that house. which is fair bc i am #barely keeping it together coming from a stable home with two sympathetic parents who i know love me #and like its sad that they're suffering the effects of buying into the fox news bullshit and its killing them #but also. genuinely. i think theyre not very good ppl. theyre the type of people who think they're better bc they're religious. white. and #thin. and theyre not better thsn anyone. their grandchildren cant stand them. well cant stand her at least. papa is just quite so its hard #to say what hes thinking. apparently he was confused last night and saying something about eating dinner on the golf course. which sounds #nicer thsn being in the hospital lol. ugh. he seems not long for this world tbh. may he pass peacefully to b with his 1st wife who died of #brain cancer at age like 20 or something. so it goes. bleh. how many funerals are intended for me in the next 5 years? hopefully none but #that seems improbable with the unspoken drain circling that seems to b going on in this family. old age and like almost 10 years of cancer #defying the stats but for how much longer? #i dunno. its just so weird to watch these things happen and not talk about it directly to the other ppl who see it #i worry that ill come off as too callose or inappropriate bc i have that tendency when something bad is happening but thats everyone else #excuse? idk i just feel like its better to talk abt things #unrelated #ed mention #i tell u this so i can say these things to someone and also bc if i were u. i would like to hear the drama #bc im nosey and i assume other r too ;-]

[syunkiss]

I plan to become rich just because money is cool

I don't really want big expensive houses, iphones, bitches, expensive clothes or anything

I want silly posters and cosplays, give a happy good life to my pets, adopt a bunny even

And a wheelchair .

Yes.

It's everything I need.

#i would be the happiest man alive #just me cosplaying with silly wigs #feeding my babies with good and healthy food #and. something to help me. work. properly. genuinely having medical and psychological help refused when u need it is so hard and painful #hdjejfjejfjejse #🍷.txt

[tangledinink]

I relate to the

“I have things to do, better take my medication”

“but I need to eat”

“Okay no medicine”

“but things to do-“

loop SO MUCH

I typically just eat right before I take medicine- that doesn’t solve having to cook but you can always just make ramen or get microwaveable meals

I dunno why I sent this- it probably won’t help much- uhh-

yeah no i feel that. = 3 = I try to do that but;;; idk! i feel! bad about only eating dumb microwave meals and stuff. like. i worry about it not being very healthy or financially wise and shit like that, y'know? and then i'll like. be awake in the dead of night trying to fall asleep and be like.

omg.... you know what would be so good...? soup.... i would love to make soup i haven't made soup in forever it's FALL WEATHER i should make SOUP ugh it would be so fantastic i should do that i'll make soup...

but then the morning comes and it's like... ah... well... the desire for soup still somewhat persists, but....

#and then sometimes ill like. BUY INGREDIENTS and shit at the store #not even like COMPLICATED INGREDIENTS but like. fucking. shit to make sandwiches with #and then i wont fucking eat half of it #and it goes bad #and i FEEL BAD coz i DONT LIKE WASTING FOOD but AHHHHH ITS HARDDDD #screaming #cooking is so hard sometimes and ill be like #OKAY IM GONNA COOK BEFORE I TAKE MY MEDICINE OKAY LETS GO #and it just... it just doesnt happen. despite my best efforts #and ill give up #i also tend to like. make food and start eating #and then take my medicine while im eating because im an idiot #and then i get distracted while im eating so its taking me forever coz im doing other shit at the same time #and then the meds kick in #so i dont wanna eat anymore #but i still have the food that i made right here #and then i just end up #spending the day sitting around with a fucking. bowl of pasta #that i just slowly nurse over a period of like 8 hours #idk man its ridiculous #it might be better when i have a new job and likeee have a routine again idk #asks #anon #i bought potatoes to make soup i HAVE SOUP STUFF... but... but soup takes so long... and... and what if i dont eat it... then ill be sad..

[fragrantpines]

Hello! Can i have Hu-Geng with the lemon tea prompt please? Love your writing!

Of course, it will be my pleasure 💕

(Link to prompt request/prompt list post)

lemon tea; what are mornings like with them?

Hu-Geng

▪︎ Mornings with Hu-geng are calm. He's prepared everything for you the night before to ensure that nothing will disturb your well deserved sleep, including himself.

▪︎ There are many mornings where he rises up earlier than you, a habit of his that has yet to break even now. He doesn't feel tired one bit, especially when he gets to wake up right next to you, watching you sleep peacefully with a quiet smile.

▪︎ When it's time for you to wake up, he's already dressed and ready to serve you. Want a change of clothes? Here, freshly ironed. Want him to brush your teeth? He'll laugh but do it in a heartbeat. Want him to give a good morning kiss? Of course, right away.

▪︎ Even when the two of you are preparing for the day together, he'll still tend to you first, making sure that you are dressed appropriately and well taken care of before him. It's in his genes (ingredients? seasoning?) to take care of you and he'll never give that job to anyone else, not even you ww

“Hu-geng, I can do this by myself.”

You look away bashfully, red dusting across your cheeks as Hu-geng buttons up your shirt in a swift manner. He looks up at you apologetically before replying, "I'm sorry, young master. It's just that I've been doing this for you for so long that my hands moved on their own.”

Despite saying that, he doesn't stop for even a minute. After buttoning up your shirt, he places you in front of the mirror and picks up a brush, making sure that it's of the utmost quality before combing through your hair, humming a soft lullaby that was starting to push you into the realm of unconsciousness.

“If you keep spoiling me like this, then I might become a bad spoiled child.” You whisper sleepily, speaking out whatever was on your mind without filter.

His combing hand suddenly pauses, making you lift your head up to meet his wide blown eyes in the mirror. If you looked closely, you could see small blush starting to form on his face, or was that the sunlight bouncing off his face? You didn't know and you didn't have time to ask when he suddenly bends down and kisses the time of your head, pulling away with an endearing smile stretched across his face.

“The young master will always be a good child in my eyes,” he states seriously, honesty brightening his eyes. “As for being spoiled, I believe that it's only right for me to do at least this much as your companion and lover.”

Gently, he covers your hand with his own, intertwining your fingers together before pulling them to face him, pressing a firm kiss on the inside of your palm before smiling at you through the mirror.

“If this is considered as spoiling you, then please allow me to continue doing so. After all, you deserve to be spoiled even more than now, and I'll continue to take care of you no matter what befalls us in the future.”

#the tale of food #tale of food #hu-geng #ttof hu-geng #tof hu-geng #hu-geng x reader #▪︎ writings #after writing this spoil doesn't feel like a word anymore #spoil is a whack word to begin with but i believe wholeheartedly that hu-geng can and will spoil his lover with affection and adoration #he's just a silly little man that way #btw if you're the same anon who requested a hu-geng a while back #i'm so sorry that it's taking so long to fulfill your request #hu-geng is so hard to write for me but i assure you that it'll be done someday #when? who knows #mama is so hard to write sobs #tale of food x reader #the tale of food x reader #▪︎ tea request prompts