#for six months

[wyrddogs]

Zaku's little brain is continuing to mature and he is using it to test boundaries and rules.

This week he is experimenting with being redirected off an illegal activity, accepting the cookie/toy, and then returning to the illegal activity when my back is turned.

Unfortunately for him, Kermit was a lot more sneaky, clever, and determined about it, so it has yet to work out for him.

#it's the difference between me having to redirect zaku twice and him going 'damn. guess that didn't work. okay! :D' #and spending a week persuading kermit to stop eating a poisonous bush or six months training him to recall off coyote shit #once you play it's yer choice with a dachshund with coyote shit #where you have to wait five minutes for him to finally give up and turn away for a cookie #and you do that repeatedly throughout the walk #every day #for six months #redirecting a malinois twice is nothing #shenanigans #zaku terv

[kidotomy]

'dumb stalker cunt' you are the one who messaged me ages ago, you guys realise tumblr is a fucking public domain right??? all I did is like someone. ive done nothing wrong, I literally wasnt trying to use anyone. absolute horrible people. also fuck you shade.

who are you trying to fool? yourself? lol

#uwu uwuwuwu all I did was like someone uwu poor little neva #“im just a hurt little girl!!” get the fuck over yourself #“i did nothing wrong” says the person who makes 50 alt accounts to send HUNDREDS of messages to people who want to be left alone #FOR SIX MONTHS #getting peoples irl address and threatening them with it? ring a bell? youre a shitty fucking psychopath #and I dont know what you expect to get out of being in my inbox. #if you want to hurt my feelings youre going to have to try a lot fucking harder

[kingofthe-egirls]

lana del rey still hits hard

#its the teenage trauma #healing #sorta #damn yall have been witnessing my heartbreak story #in live action #for six months #kitty speaks #dumpster dive #singing #kitty sings

[thewips]

day 120 of waiting for it to return from the war

#thelthoughts #i hv been having #a writing block #FOR SIX MONTHS #this is fine #i have things i want to write now tho i would like it over

[memorycare]

half a year of unrelenting genocide in Gaza, please don’t stop caring. they are so tired, they cannot be the only ones participating in their own liberation. we have to keep caring

#the genocide has been happening for nearly a century but it has been six months since October and the deliberate collapse of Gaza's #infrastructure at the hands of isr@el #♥︎

[foxbirdy]

A short comic I made about my experiences as a seasonal worker, and the way places change you.

Prints & PDF

#absolute behemoth of a project 💀 I've had the text in my drafts for six months #my art #original art #art #artists on tumblr #digital media #digital art #comics #digital comics #beckett.txt #id is in alt text! #my poetry #the traveler's warning

[overwhelmed-and-unimpressed]

Me: *opens my WIP fic* okay where were we, I know it's been a few months

My fic: *massive cliff hanger*

Me: oopsie dasiy

#ao3 #wip #fanfic #well you see I meant to update #I just forgot #for six months

[newttxt]

this is opla!zoro, to me 🙂

#one piece #one piece live action #opla #crazy that i have to actually tag for spoilers… i never watch things within six months of the release #usually it’s like. years… #zoro #usopp #luffy #someday i might tag my vaguely shippy art #but for now im choosing to leave it up to the viewers interpretation #anyway i enjoyed opla a lot but my general opinion of zoro is ‘i can make him worse :)’

[myrkulitescourge]

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not! #that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol! #and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says. #head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

[mxcrayon]

losing my actual mind rn

i had this interaction in the dropout discord (i am the first and third person). short. simple. i only got the first year bc of a discount + a gift card i had, so i was planning on using this person's suggestion.

then, i got this.

oh my god!! how nice!! how sweet!!! how thoughtful!! i gave them my email and they sent over a subscription, i thanked them profusely. i was very grateful, very touched.

hours and hours later i was still thinking about it and i recalled how, in the email id gotten about it, it said "tao yang sent you a subscription" and id seen that and thought "oh haha like the tao yang" and then moved on

but now, thinking back, i was like.... theres no way, so i googled tao yang.

......

TAO YANG BOUGHT ME A FUCKING ANNUAL DROPOUT SUBSCRIPTION

#tao yang #dropout #dropout.tv #dimension 20 #AAAAAAAAAAA #losing my literal actual mind #i think hes so funny #i was already rly grateful and touched and now im just like flustered and starstruck #this is quite literally the most celebrity interaction ive ever had in my life #and i didnt even realize while it was happening #now i want to message him again but i feel like thatd be weird #sam responded to my question once and i still think about it now months latwr #bc THAT had been the most direct celebrity intersection id had #and this was like six levels above that #crazy world we live in #anyway. i have dropout again!!!! yippee!!!!

[pagesofkenna]

you have no idea how confused ive been for the last however many months to hear people casually talking about stanley cups, like as a fad or something? and how people shouldn't have them or something? and this WHOLE time ive kept thinking 'isnt there just the one? dont you have to give it back to the hockey association next year??'

#im STILL confused tbh but only because the last six months of context just DOESNT EXIST in my brain #because ive assumed every time it was mentioned that people were talking about some weird esoteric hockey tradition LMAO #guys what the deal with the stanley tumblers why have people been talking about them

[closetsof-backlogged-dreams]

as sad and disappointing as this is, look me in the eyes and tell me that this isnt the absolute funniest shit youve ever seen. like, they changed their bio to ONE vaguely implicative sentence and posted some promo statement about where you can find it on streaming services, and this little shitty cockroach fandom (affectionate) absolutely BLOWS THE FUCK UP. like, within the span of 2-3 days, we completely took over tumblr so that this 15-year-old fandom was trending, their twitter account gained roughly 6k followers, and everyone is theorizing about a season six a reboot a spin-off a red white and royal blue crossover every thing under the SUN and it literally gets so bad that the poor intern (thats probably gotten two hours of sleep this week and is running solely on celsius and coffee) and the two-person marketing team that managed this whole thing had to scramble to clarify that WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING WE'RE JUST ADVERTISING THE SHOW AGAIN

like. thats the funniest shit EVER.

#im not gonna be some pretentious little shit tho #i clowned too yall i clowned so hard #but this #this is hilarious #one twitter post and bio change and we proved to the ENTIRE internet that we're not dead actually #we just got a wee bit quiet for like six months #merlin #bbcm #bbc merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc

[literaphobe]

imagine marinette getting told by friends and family Hey Girl. we think you might have adhd. and they cite symptoms she shows but she accidentally connects them to stuff she started doing after she became ladybug and now shes like OH NO… if i deny this disorder they will suspect my identity… YEAH I TOTALLY HAVE ADHD YOU GUYS!!!! so she thinks she’s keeping it up for her superhero life and nods along to all the tips and tricks for adhd people her loved ones find on the internet. she flashes smiles as they hand her meds that could help and only pretends to take them because she’s Lying About It Right. but then one day at patrol chat noir tells her hey um recently a friend of mine was diagnosed with adhd. have you heard of it? because i think you might have it. and her eye twitches

#text #miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #ladynoir #IDK #mlbposting #he took one look at her strange lucky charms and bizarre complicated akuma plans and connected the dots to the symptom list he saw #‘weird roundabout way of thinking…. going from A to Z in a way only mostly she understands that i only get because of our special love bond’ #-> is also neurodivergent #six months later she asks him if he might be autistic #onekplus

[prokopetz]

My knowledge of superhero comics isn't deep so much as it is frustratingly eclectic. Like, I might well completely fail to recognise a character who's been a regular member of the X-Men for thirty years, but if you need somebody to explain from unprompted memory the complete plot of Spanner's Galaxy, I'm your guy.

#media #comics #superheroes #other areas of expertise include: #'that one cyborg dude whose series ran as a backup feature in marvel comics presents: excalibur for six months in 1989' #and #'the origin story of that trio of sexy demon siblings who show up in like five issues of moon knight in the 90s'

[petercapaldi]

Wild Blue Yonder || 73 Yards

#dwedit #doctorwhoedit #doctor who #usersugar #jemmablossom #tuserpris #useraurore #userlauren #timelordgifs #fourteenth doctor #fourteen #the doctor #dw spoilers #doctor who spoilers #* #shows #look who actually found the motivation to open photoshop and make some gifs for the first time in...almost six months #good thing i don't advertise myself as a Gifmaker™ fksdfks

[hauntingyourself]

Bird girls

#I’ve had this for over a month and forgot about it #six of crows #myart