#for-true-story

[fictionkinfessions]

talking abt my fictotypes in third person to non-kin is so funny like "*guy standing in corner at a party* they dont know im actually talking about myself"

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#fictionkinfessions #fictionkin #for-true-story #mod party cat #jokeposts

[pixellangel]

*holds microphone* THOUGHTS ON TIME LOOPS

*i carefully lean in towards the microphone*

RAAUGHUGHFGGTRTCVVRVSFD!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! SO GOOD I LOVE

okay so. timeloops. i love timeloops i live for timeloops they're such a powerful tool for storytelling aND ALSO THEYRE JUST GENERALLY SO COOL?? AND AWESOME???? AND METAPHORS I LOVE THE METAPHORS

-metaphor for perfectionism

-metaphor for grief

-metaphor for self torture

-metaphor for rebirth/reincarnation

-metaphor for lack of desire to let go

-a bunch of other stuff!!!!! whatever your heart desires really!!! those are just some personal favorites of mine :3

ESPECIALLY for perfectionism. i adore perfectionism time loop stories (all of them according to me). the tragedy of doing everything perfectly just to land right back where you started is SO GOOD. YOU PUT IN ALL THE EFFORT AND IT AMOUNTS TO NOTHING SO YOU HAVE TO FIND OTHER REASONS TO KEEP GOING. SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T FIND ANY. YOU REMAIN TRAPPED UNLESS YOU CAN OVERCOME THE OBSTACLES CREATED BY YOUR OWN MIND. WAUGHGUGHH *i tearfully take off my jacket to reveal "I LOVE TRAGEDY" tshirt underneath*

if you'd like to know my favorite timeloop story. hit indie rpg In Stars And Time from @insertdisc5 is everything i love about timeloops wrapped into a perfect little package with extremely lovable and human characters and im SO INSANE ABOUT IT. EVERYONE READING THIS PLEASE PLAY ISAT

okay thank you for coming to my ted talk <33

#pixell.ask #isat #in stars and time #ITS SO GOOD. IT SOOO GOOD I LOVE I ADORE #timeloops great isat great #time loop #time loops #storytelling #for-true-story

[iblis-trigger]

how quick do you think i can break out of post limit jail i need to speedrun this. post limit escape any%

see if changing your system clock to tomorrow fools tumblr.

#asks #for-true-story #i don't THINK it will but it'd be funny if it does

[gnomecity]

in the mood to send asks to everyone so uhhhh hhh woe. random chao image be upon ye

CHAO IMAGE CHAO IMAGE I’m such an angel chao fan they’re so cute

#chao #sonic #sth #💫 #for-true-story

[sunliv]

obligatory ask since mutuals now uhhh SYLVEON PLUSH BE UPON YE

WAA OMG THANK YOU I LOVE HER 🥺🥺🥺🥺 a sleepy sylveon for a mutual welcome party????? omg thank you so much!!!! that's so sweet of you!!! i'm so touched thank you🥺

#wait i need to get u something too.. #mailbox #for-true-story

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

#based on a true story #im cooking more which is super cool

[filiseverus]

The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.

#barbie movie #barbie #feminism #ken #ken doll #i’m just ken #my writing #true story #ryan gosling #barbie dolls #greta gerwig #margot robbie #oppenheimer #barbenheimer #if you ever find a Ken doll wrapped in toilet paper that’s mine sorry

[lexosaurus]

Me: Okay, it's time for bed. Tumblr: Wait don't go. You can hit people for free.

#boop #april fools #tumblr #true story

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16 #he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him #Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios #like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj #Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life #everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down #Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery #Kabru is so locked in #Kabru used signature move: charming smile #Laios: no effect! #there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #wasabi rambles #seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian #baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO

[notherpuppet]

📻 🍎

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #radioapple #appleradio #my doods #dad x dad #dialogue based on a true story

[petrichor-moss-and-lightning]

being a lesbian is so dumb. this girl once sent me a photo of a rat she found in a dumpster and i imagined kissing her in a botanical garden

#lesbian #shitpost #this is unfortunately a true story. unfortunately. #THIS IS A JOKE I LOVE BEING A LESBESSISNW #wlw #sapphic

[fictionkinfessions]

me (aroace fictionkin) vs the fandom (where 99% of the ships i see involve the character i kin) who would win - sonic the hedgehog

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#fictionkinfessions #fictionkin #for-true-story #sonicthehedgehogkin #segakin #fandom issue #anty ship #mod party cat

[and-corn]

if there's a condition called impulsive anthropomorphizing then I have it

#comic #comics #comic art #relatable comic #original comic #web comic #webcomic #humor #humorous #funny comic #cute comic #wholesome comic #comic writing #comic strip #true story #shower thoughts #funny thoughts #random thoughts #late night thoughts #deep thoughts #inane ramblings #illustration #storyboard

[iblis-trigger]

woe. random png of a chao be upon ye

HE EEPY...

#thank you ink this is great #sonic #asks #for-true-story

[firethekitty]

last semester i wasn’t doing well in a very important class i needed to pass in order to graduate so i was working my ass off writing essays and shit and every time i started slacking i would bring up this image and i’d say “ah fuck you’re right vash i really need to keep working” and then i’d write for another two hours and i actually managed to pass and graduate and i honestly don’t know if i would’ve been able to without this picture. thank you vash

#i wanted to share this story i think it’s really funny #like ‘yeah i owe about 70% of my college graduation to an image of vash telling me to stop fucking around’ #talking #trigun #this is actually 100% true btw /srs #after 14k notes i feel the need to clarify that i did not intentionally bring this image up when i started fucking around #but he always seemed to find me. like when i looked at pics he was there. watching me. saying this. idk if that makes this funnier

[daggerhobbit]

The other day when I was volunteering at the library, I was shelving books when a little kid came up to me and just stared at me before asking “Are you a girl?”

Me: “uh… no, I’m not a girl.”

Kid: “are you a boy?”

Me: “Well, no, actually-“

Kid (looking at me with wide eyes): “Are you a *fairy*?!?”

Me (leaning down and speaking in a whisper): “Yes, but sshh, don’t tell anyone. It’s a secret.”

Then the kid just looked up at me with wide eyes before their face broke into a huge smile and they nodded enthusiastically.

That interaction made my entire frickin day. Also apparently I’m a fairy now.

#wholesome #trans #transgender #agender #nonbinary #kids can be so frickin wholesome #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtqia+ #lgbtq+ #true story