#fuck mansions

[gravel-rd]

an unfinished basement is so chic to me

#fuck mansions #bougie stuff sucks #i <3 brokecore

[mcroutfits]

10000/10 famous aesthetics: gerard's camo shorts

#i did one post about the pool boy outfit but #he deserves one especifically on the shorts #my chemical romance #mcr #mcr tumblr #my chemical fucking romance #gerard way #mcr gerard #mcr gerard way #gee way #mcr gee #my chemical gerard #my chem gerard #my chem gee #mcr return #mcr reunion #pool boy at the vampire mansion #camo #camo shorts

[chadleys]

›› pairing: astarion x reader

›› wordcount: 1.9k

›› genre: established relationship, smut, fluff.

›› rating: 18+, mdni

›› synopsis: got a request for pregnant tav and astarion taking place after the events of the game. this is that.

›› warnings: pregnant!reader, impreg, biting, mentions of blood drinking.

the grounds of the manse are still, quiet, as you examine yourself in the full-length mirror by the window. cloud cover has been rolling in all day; a storm is brewing. you wish it would just arrive already — you’ve always loved the rain. and any excuse to spend the afternoon in bed with your beloved while rainfall pounds at the windows is a good one to you.

you turn this way and that, examining the subtle swell of your belly. that’s not the only change you’ve noticed, of course; your hips and thighs are a shade larger, your breasts more plump, arms slightly too thick to fit into most of your tunics anymore.

at the moment a sheer, lacy negligee drapes from your shoulders, the bottom hem barely brushing the backs of your thighs.

just as you start to grimace and turn from the mirror, a knock at the door distracts you.

❝ is my love decent? ❞ astarion’s dulcet tones make your legs quake and a tenuous bout of gooseflesh prick your arms.

❝ as though you’d care either way, ❞ you purr. a moment ago, you were desperate to get away from the reflection in the mirror. now, you stand your ground, waiting for him to enter.

which he does, beautiful body sliding between door and frame as his crimson gaze finds you. he sighs, wistfully, and his bare feet make quiet shuffling noises along the hard wood floor as he approaches. ❝ what can i say other than that you’re right? you are utterly indecent and i have to be honest. i prefer you this way … ❞ those last words spoken right into your ear send a shiver down your spine, your lashes fluttering before flying open again.

this. this is why you so suddenly changed your mind about abandoning your post in front of the mirror. it’s been enchanted. ever since your return to baldur’s gate, both your and astarion’s fortunes have vastly improved. not only monetarily, though it’s certainly been fun to watch your coffers steadily rise and eventually overflow. but also your general quality of life; not only do you have a special midwife who’s been helping to check on the babe from time to time, making the periodic blood meals it requires more palatable for you, but every mirror in the house has been magicked to be able to show a vampire’s reflection.

❝ admiring yourself? ❞ astarion’s voice is unbearably low and intoxicating in your ear. you nearly fall into his arms, as one wraps itself around your waist, hand cupping your belly. ❝ … i know i am. ❞

your hands come to brace themselves on astarion’s forearms, running back and forth, though you’re comforting yourself more than you are him. ❝ just the opposite, ❞ you all but spit. ❝ i don’t look like myself anymore. these changes, they … they disgust me. ❞

suddenly, you’re being whirled, losing your footing. but astarion is there, hands on your biceps, drawing you close and pressing his mouth fiercely to yours.

you melt, fingers clutching at the collar of his tunic, trying to pull him impossibly closer.

just when you think he’s sucked all the air from your lungs, he presses you back and allows you to breathe again.

❝ i don’t ever want to hear you talking about yourself like that again. and i do mean ever. ❞ gentle fingers swipe a lock of hair back from your forehead. ❝ you’re carrying my child; how could you possibly be disgusting? ❞

at a loss for words, you let him wheel you slowly back around to face the mirror. chin hooked over your shoulder, his scorching carmine gaze roves over you. slow hands part the lapels of your negligee, traipsing over all of your newest curves. ❝ look at this beautiful body ... ❞ his voice is low and hot, splashing molten waves over your entire body. ❝ and it's all mine. ❞

in one swift move, he sinks his teeth into your neck, making you moan and squirm against him. he doesn't drink from you anymore, not when you need all the energy you have to keep up with the life growing inside of you. but it's enough for him to continue to mark you, never letting your bites heal fully before he leaves more.

❝ astarion ... ❞ his name is a plea on your lips as you lean back into him, a solid pressure against your back.

❝ i can smell you, ❞ is his response, one hand traveling steadily downward, ❝ getting so wet for me. it happens more often now that you're pregnant, have you noticed? i certainly have. ❞

you want to tell him that it's not like the two of you weren't having sex every single night before. but now you're having sex every morning, too. and afternoon. and evening …

instead, you swallow thickly and swerve onto your other path of thinking. the path that focuses on the heat between your legs, thighs already sticking together as astarion slips a hand between them and cups your sex.

❝ please tell me you were wearing this — ❞ he plucks a piece of flimsy fabric from the negligee between his teeth. ❝ — for easy access? ❞

❝ of course. ❞ it hadn’t even crossed your mind.

astarion releases a shaky breath and steps away from you. you miss him immediately. ❝ get on the bed. ❞ normally he would throw you onto it, bthe two of you are taking every precaution for the baby.

climbing onto the soft bedspread of your giant four-poster bed, you allow astarion to come after you, crawling, hunting you as if you were his prey. the softest, sweetest prey he’d ever encounter.

legs spread, you welcome him between them, where his hardness presses — warm and insistent — against your wetness. but he still has his breeches on.

you hook a finger into the waist and tug, letting the fabric snap back against his alabaster skin. ❝ these, i think, need to come off. ❞

❝ why, i do believe you’re right. ❞ using his roguelike reflexes, the trousers are gone before you know it and his erection is jutting up, thick and hard, against his stomach. the sight is enough to make you salivate.

normally you’d put it in your mouth straight away, but pregnancy has made you overly sensitive to nausea and you really don’t want to chance ruining this lovely afternoon. so you pull him down by his tunic and kiss him again, your tongues slipping, dancing, enjoying themselves.

one of astarion’s hands has found itself down between your legs again, and he parts from you to whisper, ❝ you’re so wet … i think i could just … ❞

he trails off, and the head of his cock finds your entrance. gentle fingers splay your lips apart and he guides himself right into you, gliding easily along your slick walls. this is not the first time you’ve gotten wet so easily for him and certainly won’t be the last.

you pull your legs back, hooking your arms around your knees to hold yourself open for him. you’ve made this exact shape with your body many times before, and not always in a bed as comfortable as this one. but the extra weight you’ve put on makes holding the position a touch more difficult this time, and one of your legs slips from your grasp, knocking astarion hard in the side.

❝ gods, sorry! ❞ you reach for him, to make sure he’s okay, but the vampire catches your hand easily and pins it to the bedclothes, fingers twined with yours.

❝ never apologize to me, my love. you have no need to. you could ravish me, and still i would thank you. ❞

the thought makes your toes curl; being with astarion hasn’t always been easy, especially when you first met. but now … especially now that you’re pregnant, his desire to dote upon you has grown immeasurably. you want nothing more than to bask in the intensity of his gaze forevermore … and to give birth to his child, of course, but that is still months off.

❝ i still c-can’t believe, ❞ you stutter as he begins to thrust, ❝ you actually managed to get me pregnant. ❞

astarion covers your swollen belly with one of his perfect hands, and both of you watch your breasts sway as he fucks you. ❝ my dear, i was so full of your blood that night i’d be surprised if you don’t give birth to twins. ❞

the thought makes your head swim, your legs clench around his waist, drawing him in, wanting him so much deeper.

neither of you had strictly known that was how it worked; that the more blood a vampire had drunk, the more virile they’d become. not until conducting some research and investigation after you’d mysteriously missed your cycle that month.

needless to say, however, both of you were beyond thrilled.

❝ careful, ❞ you jest, with your legs still tight around him, urging him on. ❝ don’t want to poke the baby’s eye out. ❞

astarion chuckles, leaning down to lay a chiding bite to your chest, fully on display now that the opposites sides of your negligee had fallen completely open. ❝ i don’t claim to be an expert, but i don’t think that’s how it works, love. ❞

as if to prove his point, his hips start to piston in and out of you. harder, faster, astarion holds your gaze as he all but begins to plow you.

pregnancy has made you sensitive in ways you couldn’t believe were possible. the ridges of his fat cock dragging against your tight walls make the room go fuzzy, the bed canopy above you shifting and twinkling like a sky full of stars.

your hands are in his hair, tugging, drawing a hiss from him as he tosses his head back against your ministrations.

he growls, tight and low, that he wants to see you cum, wants to see you lose yourself for him. and you can’t help but obey.

your entire body seizes, toes curling in the sheets, and astarion fucks you through it with harsh, demanding thrusts. you’re so wet that his cock makes sticky sweet noises every time he enters you.

it takes him no time at all, after that, to finish for you. this time you pull your legs back as far as possible and tell him to cum as deep inside of you as he can, wishing to every god you believe in that he could get you pregnant again now, fuck another baby into you.

the one already inside of you is demanding enough, but you can’t help but marinate on astarion’s earlier words: what if you’re having twins? the thought fills you with inexplicable joy, heart pounding big and broad in your chest.

astarion sighs and slips to the side of you, sliding down to place his cheek against your belly. ❝ see? i don’t think he minds at all … ❞

❝ oh? and how do you know it’s a he? ❞ you can barely catch your breath to ask, fingers brushing hair back from astarion’s sweaty forehead.

❝ i don’t. but if you have a boy, you can be guaranteed i’ll be getting you pregnant again as fast as i can, so that he’ll have a sister to keep him in line. ❞

#so basically you and astarion live in a gigantic mansion in the city #watching your gold pile up #fucking all day #sounds just like what they deserve after the shit they went through #my writing #astarion hc #astarion x reader #astarion x you #astarion smut #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 smut #f!reader

[peepawerebus]

Some guys from jersey I think

#my chemical romance #my chemical art #mcr #my chemical gerard #my chem romance #gerard way #mikey way #ray toro #frank iero #three cheers for sweet revenge #three cheers era #emo #welcome to the black parade #the black parade #mikey fucking way #pool boy at the vampire mansion

[drawingroomanguish]

i got no explanation for this

#fuck him up gigi #luigi #king boo #mario #luigis mansion #art #LEAVE me alone #im trying my best

[serosfan]

Can we talk about the healthy masculinity in the Haunted Mansion movie?

MILD SPOILERS

Like we see Ben grieving his dead wife like we see him break down sobbing crying like full on breakdown and we see Travis break down towards the end in the basement and neither time is treated like a joke!

They’re allowed to be upset they’re given the space and support to cry and it’s openly acknowledged that they need to do that.

Aside from it being positive masculinity it’s positive BLACK male masculinity which is even rarer idk I just loved this movie so much.

#haunted mansion #haunted mansion movie #haunted mansion 2023 #haunted mansion spoilers #I’m fucking sick of hearing about Ken and his mojo whatever house I wanna talk about POSITIVE MASCULINITY #POSITIVE BLACK MALE MASCULINITY

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres • children’s horror

children's horror is a genre defined by its style, humor, and themes of acceptance. it is a genre defined by a mark of maturity in its audience.

#although the witches was fucking terrifying as a child #horror sub-genres #horror #horror movies #children's horror #the haunted mansion #monster house #the nightmare before christmas #hotel transylvania #hocus pocus #the witches #addams family #paranorman #halloweentown #casper #filmedit #horroredit #moviesedit #cinema

[peskypawz]

jeff the killer love story fanart

#creepypasta #jeff the killer #slenderman #i fucking LOVE creepypasta mansion fanfics

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price publicity photo for The House on Haunted Hill (1959)

#vincent price #the house on haunted hill #house on haunted hill #photo #photo edit by me #classic horror #horror classics #spooky aesthetic #spooky #hes so sexy #so hot #so tall so broad so bisexual #OMG what id give #fuck me sir #who wouldnt want to be trapped in a mansion with vincent?! #I KNOW I WOULD #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome

[shivroy]

what if the tomshiv baby wasn't aborted and turned out to be just like a weird cunt. this is my unadulterated vision

#hes so fucked up and as a dude who enjoys drawing shiv and toms faces so much hibs is my delight to render #fucking look AT him i need to throw him at a million miles an hour #goes without saying that his parents had him nannied out the wazoo and in his developmental years he was either with childcare staff #with the occasional parental outing + roy family holidays plus toms parents hanging around which did him immeasurable damage #tries to stalk kendalls mansion on google maps on his ipad at age 8 #gets everything on his christmas list unless it requires tom or shiv making a personal effort #tom and his relationship is so fucking bad and they never talk about it <3 #hibernian #thank you for being so nice about my stupid creation ily. i love you hibs also i hate you #succession #succession oc #tom wambsgans #shiv roy #tomshiv baby #shakes him until something happens #(i made every effort to make him look So much like his parents like hes got toms nose with shivs nostrils.. tom forehead.. shiv lips) #art #the nation

[gunpowdercarousel]

When you finally decide to approach those adventurers about your mysterious insidious cool guy devil dude deal only to find them already getting confronted by your colleague from work who had a way cooler entrance.

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 memes #raphael #mizora bg3 #mizora #raph #was wondering where this fucking guy was #raphael felt like he needed to outdo her so he teleported them all to his sexy hell mansion

[alliumdykes]

The fact that when I came back from the cinema wanting to see some cool art and people talking about interesting stuff after something so flipin awesome and the first thing i see was the dream team being so fucking rude during a CHARITY EVENT for their DEAD FRIEND is honestly so disheartening.

My grandfather was so lucky to get cancer twice and survive both times, I knew someone who lost her dad to cancer. I know someone who survived childhood cancer. One of my great grandparents died of cancer, my family on both sides is extremely family oriented if he never died I would have met him. The fucking disrespect that they showed should not be laughed at, it shouldn’t be encouraged.

The fact they were playing airhorns during Technodad’s speech, one that should have been respected and really quiet durning and no one interrupting is the fucking worse. I don’t care if dteam fans say that it’s funny and Techno would have laughed because it’s not the fucking point!!!

The whole festival was a charity event in honour of their friend, and for Technodad his fucking son. No one should have gone though this. I don’t care if this comes across as rude or overreacting because the dteam need to grow the fuck up and learn that their actions have fucking consequences for once.

This isn’t supporting a brand that’s actually a scam, this isn’t saying something offensive by accident. This is being rude and disrespectful.

And it even hurts that none of their fans are going to care a single bit because I don’t fucking know maybe they’ll say “but it was a joke” or “dream has ADHD your being ableist” because none of that shit matters when you realise that neither of those things matter when it’s about respect.

These are the same fans who will defend these mother fuckers to the grave but when someone like Niki Niahchu accidentally uses avae because she doesn’t know about American history or what avae is because she lives in Germany(or any non American country because the world doesn’t revolve around you fuckers) and is called overreactive during mcc and having a lot of stress put onto her and BREAKS DOWN ON STREAM it’s ok because they think it is.

I want dteam fans to see this post and be uncomfortable, I don’t care if I’m being mean to your pretty white boys because they have been allowed to do anything with a platform that is way to big for them for too long. I’m allowed to be angry as well, I’m allowed to be mean, I’m not apologising to you if you feel sad that I’m being mean about them because they need to grow up.

Charlie had every right to tell dream to shut up during that stream.

Edit: I’m not going to be answering anymore asks about this post, I want my blog to be a personal space for me. This post wasn’t supposed to get as big as it has and just for me to rant. I’m only going to be accepting art requests and general asks and nothing about this. I’m 14 please leave me alone.

#dream situation #george not found #gnf neg #dream neg #dream #festival of voices #Technoblade #cw cancer #I just want to be clear how fucking angry I am about this #this is adult men who need to realise that the world isn’t them for once #they can’t keep getting away with being immature rude fucking bitches #the charity money goes to people who need it #making a joke about how you a rich person who could own multiple mansions talking about people who need that money to live #I don’t know if I’ll be able to own an apartment when I’m old enough because the housing market crashed #and Australia’s iron industry cannot find any more iron #I’ll be lucky to be able to get a shitty apartment

[happygoldfish]

Doodlin’ my favorite little animatronic ghostie before the new Haunted Mansion comes out:

#Disney #The Haunted Mansion #Haunted Mansion #dark ride #Hatbox Ghost #animatronic #my art #and it's looking like they made the Hatbox ghost a bad guy #which is bullshit #he's just a happy little guy #minding his own business #and then they had to cast Jared-fucking-Leto to play him #will the indignities ever cease #anyway sorry to rant #I think I'm the only person annoyed by these things

[juli3ette]

Random Thought #3

if one were to have sex with Jack or Elias, would it be considered necrophilia?

(IM SORRY THIS THOUGHT JUST CAME ACROSS MY MIND WHEN I WAS WALKING IN THE HALLWAYS AT SCHOOL A WEEK AGO)

#sunny day jack #swwsdj #somethings wrong with sunny day jack #random thoughts #elias gallagher #tgogm #the groom of gallagher mansion #sdj jack #sdj #this just in #thoughts #what the hell #what is this #what the fuck #idk what else to tag

[beaft]

i am currently flat-hunting and all my enquiry emails start with "before i book a viewing, i'd like to know if this flat allows pets." which seems reasonable, i think! but today i got a supremely bitchy email back from an estate agent saying "i would think it obvious that flats are unlikely to allow pets. might i suggest you start looking for houses with gardens?"

gosh! shucks! wow! i had never even thought of that! all this time i've spent applying for bedsits and studio apartments when i could have been looking at houses instead? sir, you are a true visionary. i take my hat off to you.

#what a fucking knob. #anyway joke's on him i have found multiple flats that allow pets #only reason i haven't gotten them was because i wasn't quick enough and someone else snapped them up #but god i love the implication that the only reason i haven't been applying for Mansions With Private Pools is because i wanted to be ~cosy

[arrowsperpetualcringe]

Blackmail NDKSKSKSK

#I've been thinking about this for a while now and.... yeah— #wario n waluigi would definitely try to blackmail tf outta Luigi #Luigi doesn't even care that he wants a fucking mansion bc ofc he does #he's just like 'really? THAT'S what you came here for? at 3 am? we couldn't have arranged a meeting or?– ok gtfo-' #(dw he's fine :]) #super mario bros #smb #super mario #mario bros #luigi #waluigi #bowuigi #my art #sketch #headcanons #rambling