#god i hope they lez out

[inevitablestars]

H: How would you describe your style? and G: Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order? and F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it

:)) love ya

hi lez ily

h: ummm i feel like my writing is very emotional idk

g: chronological! except for a few select things

f: oh this bit for sure. god these two fuck me up and i feel like i captured them really well here (cut out the prose in between so the snippet was insanely long) - below the cut bc possible spoilers? idk from i regret you all the time

“I don’t want to lose you. I don’t want… this,” Regulus nearly motions to his arm, but stops himself. “To ruin us. We can stop it from ruining us.”

“It already did.”

“Don’t go, please.” And by some miracle, Sirius stays put.

“I don’t know what you expect from this. I’m tired, Reggie.” The nickname slips out, they both know it wasn’t on purpose. Regulus’ eyes go wide with a mixture of hope and fear. “You- No I just… I can’t do this.”

“If not for me, then for James. How about that? Can’t you just try for him?”

Sirius doesn’t answer.

“So this is it? You don’t want anything to do with me anymore? Or James? You’re just… what? You’re done?”

this ask game

#lez tag #ask game #fic: i regret you all the time

[throughtheinterstices]

sof my love!! i should be studying but i wanted to drop by real quick to ask which are your faves on red!! aside from everything else ive already mentioned i really like the new version of girl at home i think it's the one that sounds the most different from the original but aaaa i love it alot 😭 how have you been!! hope youre taking care of yourself and drinking enough water and getting plenty of rest 💞

ann my love!! HAHAHAHA omg i should be studying too but i am jamming too ALL TOO WELL (10 MINUTE VERSION)!!!! AHAHHAHA

SO YES, ALL TOO WELL IS MY ALL TIME FAVE. the 5-min version! like it's in my GOD-TIER FAVES. LIKE FAVE HALL OF FAME. but the 10 min version is growing on me HAHAHAHA.

so farrrrr i've just been repeating the re-recorded ones HAHAHAA oops. i haven't listened much to the new ones, BUT! i will update you when i do. i love everything has changed! as always! starlight, 22, stay stay stay, come back be here!!!

i've been okay..? HAHAHA generally yes. but aaaaa our sched is too cruel huhuhuhuhu. mon-sat classes and most days we have quizzes or long exams and we have reports and aaaaa i'm going to take an exam that needs to be taken to enter med school REAL SOON and i am EEP. so yeah HAHAHA my mind has been on overdrive. but yeah, HAHAHHA. i'm just trying to take things one at a time. one day at a time. no point in allowing myself to be overwhelmed.

i've been eating pretty healthy lately and exercising which helps out a lot!! so hihihi yeah!

gosh what album or show or what piece of art are we going to gush about next? adele's? HAHAHAA idk but hihihihi lez go!

#through the night #solarisann #ann

[calmfairy]

hey bestie i wanted to ask u advice since ur the only person who used to id as lesbian and doesnt anymore! i ided as lez for years and now i think i might be bi. how did u deal with all of that??? thank u

jhjghgjfh yes we’re a rare species! the only other person i know who went through this is my own ex, actually (who also texted me for advice about this) - how funny is all that????? anyways ur question: it was very difficult! i didn’t struggle too much with coming to terms with it on an emotional, personal level - suddenly i just found myself hopelessly in love w my best friend ... who happened to be a boy and - i knew that i might be attracted to some boys, before this happened, sort of, but then i had to TELL people about it. which was the horribly sucky part. because people didn’t understand!!!!!!!! and i didn’t understand fully either and lacked a lot of answers and i hated every single second of it. also i was really embarrassed!!! because people very much adopted a “you-were-wrong-the-whole-time-ha-ha” mentality and like yeah...?? i suppose??? but i didn’t know better and that’s okay! u know?? but i felt so very invalidated in most aspects of my identity, like my entire self up until that point wasn’t valid, and it was The. Worst. Ever. so what i did was many, many attempts to free myself from trying to find the Correct Label to please people and instead i just let myself be. and with time i did stop feeling ashamed and embarrassed! whenever something came up i would just brush it off w a joke and stuff and it worked fine. but god do i wish i’d taken better care of myself before that point because i did NOT owe ANYONE any explanations, but i tried so hard to make them understand and i let people ask me invasive, uncomfortable questions, and oh my godddd do not do that. but then i rode out the storm and it faded back to “normal” and now, 2,5 years later, i’m bi, and it’s great! i literally cannot write even one more word bc i’m falling asleep dhsjsh & this is probably a huge mess so please bear w me until i can edit it in the morning!!! but i hope this was a help/comfort to u!!!

#i love youuu!!! thank you for sending this! #now if you need ANYTHING at all.... do not hesitate to tell me! i’ll do anything for u! #us lesbian—>bi’s have to stick together u know! #hope you’re having a good day anonnnn 🦋🦋🦋 #asks

[txicgf]

okay im tired of this crush already. i spend my mornings hoping he's not there so i can focus and be less jittery, THEN when he doesn't show up i get sad and curse the universe for listening to me. and then almost every single time OOP he was actually at school that whole time i just didn't see him and i have been a dumb jittery wreck who can't even act right or do anything but make eye contact for two seconds and then act like he doesn't exist all the while half the time C is w me so she's about to giggle her head off and all i DO is embarrass myself in front of him im so fucking OBVIOUS man . and i don't even know if i like !!! wanna pursue anything !!!! like yeah i know i have an intense urge to get to know him and talk to him or whatever but i can smell my overthinking making up shit in my head im gonna forget i made up and convince myself of things about him or find meaning where there isn't because NOTHINGS HAPPENED I JUST LIKE HIM BUT IM FREAKING OUT SO MUCH LOWKEY?? like. he absolutely hardly knows me and i only know hIM because i remembered his name bc lotr in the 6th grade. otherwise literally have never spoken to him and im making a fool of myself in front of someone who doesn't know me and ONLY sees me being weird and jittery and i hate it oh my gosh i WISH i could just stop being so nervous around him so maybe he'd see im not super fucking weird.

and now im in this constant push and pull with myself where i wanT OFF THIS RIDE this crush is so intense for no fucking reason , but also holy shit i wanna talk to him and know him and be friends but also oh my god i never want him to even regard me ever or think about me so i can let this crush die out in peace and go back to being a raging lez. WHICH IS ANOTHER THING . . i feel not that bad about it like i used to bc im definitely getting more comfortable with a lack of labels and people change over time and im still growing up but man i didn't want my mom to be right lmfao well, we'll find out if this is comphet or not soon enough. for now though i will simply die and keep embarrassing myself publicly on a daily basis in front of the only guy i find . incredibly attractive . FUCK

#vent #h3t #UGH

[thelemoncoffee]

 ~~TALENT SWAP V3 PART TWO ~~ ~~~LONG ASS POST INCOMING~~~

LEZ GO

[Himiko- Cosplayer] >Master procrastinator >When she tries, her work is astounding, otherwise it's all lazy closet cosplays >Yes, she can cosplay real people, but she prefers not to >She's always tired cause she stays up at odd hours sewing on her several projects, hoping she might finish one of them some day ~~~~ -School outfit     >Long black open front sweater, thumb holes in sleeves     >Muted red dress shirt     >Black beanie with two red stripes     >Original hairpin     >Black pants     >Heel boots -Casual     >Black or red hoodies     >Jeans     >Boots

[Tsumugi- Magician] >Plays heavily on the "a magician never reveals their secrets" shtick when anyone asks how she does anything >Himiko thinks she has real magic because even when she's not doing tricks, she seems to just teleport everywhere >Loves all things fantasy >Tried to convince Tenko to use her for a show cause she wouldn't get hurt like humans do, Tenko was wildly offended and instantly shot the idea down ~~~~ -School outfit     >Black tailcoat, Blue inside     >White undershirt     >Medium length frilled skirt     >Dark blue leggings     >Black heel boots     >Top hat and Bow tie -Casual     >Pastel turtle necks     >Skirts of all kinds     >Low Heels     >Belts

[Maki- Inventor] >Physical embodiment of "fuck off, i'm busy" >Tinkers alot with small stuff in her room >Her inventions are usually for self defense, but if used in just the wrong way can be really dangerous weapons >Started inventing as an anger issue coping mechanism, it always seems to relax her >Doesn't like to work on request unless it's practical, so she usually declines what she calls "shits and giggles inventions" ~~~~ -School outfit     >black overalls, one broke strap     >Off white Long red sleeved shirt     >Bronze goggles     >Bronze metal wristbands     >Red and white worn sneakers     >Dog-tags     >Some just for fun patches on overalls -Casual     >Red hoodie Jacket     >Various graphic tees     >Black skinny jeans or shorts (skirt sometimes)

[Korekiyo- Entomologist] >His interest in bugs can be.... unnerving to most >He enjoys the odd beauty of nature, finding bugs to be the most out there and unique >Has a pet tarantula, i assure you it's safe to pet, he treats it like a little spider king >Tarantula's name is Koji (it means Little One) >Got into bugs of all things because his sister seemed fascinated with them before she passed away, it sparked his intrigue ~~~~ -School outfit     >Black face mask, yellow butterfly wing embroidered design     >Green dress shirt, sleeves have cobweb pattern on them     >Black vest     >Dark green slacks     >Dress shoes     >Black tie     >Original hat chain on vest pocket     >Insect carrier case ft. Koji -Casual     >Same mask     >Green Hoodie Jackets     >Camo pants     >Graphic tee (usually bug themed)

[Kiibo- Akido Master] >Pacifistic little nugget >Prefers to try and talk stuff out instead of attacking, but isn't afraid to throw down when necessary >Meditation >Not very good at communicating with others >Curious about Tenko but too scared to actually confront her, fearing her wild and masterful art of jumping to conclusions >Jumps into fights to defend his friends if someone tries to pick one with them ~~~~ -School outfit     >Blue/black/grey Hakama     >Sandals -Casual     >Grey and Green hoodie     >Cargo shorts     >Sandals

[Kaede- Maid] >Busy but always makes room for her friends >Wants to just help any way she can >Tries to stop Kirumi from helping her but had found out rather quickly she's just as stubborn as herself >Mom friend but more forceful than Kirumi >Do not get in her way when she's trying to complete something- just don't >May be just a Maid, but isn't afraid to snap at others for trying to take advantage of her, she still has free will ya-know ~~~~ -School outfit     >Light pink dress blouse     >Dark pink skirt     >White Apron     >Original shoes and socks     >Pink Hair bandanna     >Original tie -Casual     >White of the shoulder shirt     >Dark pink long skirt     >Pink open front sweater     >Same shoes and socks

[Miu- Assassin(Child Caregiver)] >Childish at heart >Yes, she takes care of kids, yes she actually knows how to control her mouth around them >Tries to uphold a more respectable/interesting image by calling herself an Assassin >Learned both hand to hand self defense and a few weapons for her own well-being, but more often uses it to protect her recklessness charges >Kokichi figured her out real quick but no one believed him, thank god ~~~~ -School outfit     >Pink off right shoulder sweater     >Black skinny jeans     >Original boots     >Studded belt     >Choker     >Custom pocket knife hooked to belt -Casual     >Crop-tops     >Booty shorts or Skirts     >Band bracelets     >Same shoes and belt

THERE I DID IT!! Part One!

#danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #ndrv3 #talent swap #danganronpa talent swap #hpa danganronpa #non despair au #hopes peak academy #miu iruma #kaede akamatsu #kiibo #korekiyo shinguji #maki harukawa #tsumugi shirogane #himiko yumeno

[konako]

what are some of your fav ongoing dinah and helena fics right now? im trying to get emotionally invested and excited about some but i haven’t had time to browse the archive yet

Ooooh, okay! So, those are the ones I remembered to bookmark (I’m not the best at keeping track of that, so forgive me if I forget any). So, so good. 

(ALSO I DON’T KNOW Y’ALL’S @ ON TUMBLR IM SORRY PLEASE MESSAGE ME AND I’LL TAG YOU PROPERLY THANKS)

knew your love (before i kissed you) by @zxyjxySurviving the massacre of your entire family at the age of eight is a pretty impressive feat. Training for fifteen years in Sicily until you can kill a man with one hand and a hairpin is also a pretty impressive feat. Returning to the city where your family was cut down and killing every single person involved in their deaths is maybe the most impressive feat. Somehow, it’s never been enough for Helena.

Slow Going by progical Five little chapters set after the night of their great team up, showing Huntress and Black Canary dancing around each other until they figure things out. Because why not?

hoping to find (what i can’t figure out yet) by @sinand-misery“I realized after I got to my class, I never got your name.”“Oh, um- Helena.” She stands, hand outstretched awkwardly for a handshake. “Helena Rosa.”“Dinah Lance,” she says, laughing as she shakes Helena’s hand. Her hands are cold from the bottles of beer, but Helena’s hands are warm - so warm - and Dinah doesn’t want to let go.OR;The college AU where they become friends and fall a little bit (a lot) in love.

the cost of falling by margoBhelena has spent her whole life hunting down the men who killed her family, so she never really learned what it’s like to want something for herself. never learned how. but now there’s dinah. and helena has never wanted to be more selfish.basically i’ve seen BOP 3x and was possessed to write this. lez go bois

Hands Shaking (Maybe the Coast Will Clear) by @thewomanofwonderHelena gets shot, and it’s worse than ever before. Dinah tries to deal with it.

Then some one-shots to get you in the mood.

Sleepover by emmer_gency It’s not like Dinah doesn’t realise she’s got it bad for Helena; she knows that all too well, thank you very much. The problem is, what the hell do you do about it when it’s right there in your face, at work, at home, in your kitchen and in your bed? And how do you keep Harley Quinn from unintentionally ruining all of it? 

Pegasus by catfishofoldin99colours A chilly rooftop evening, half a bottle of brandy down her throat, and the entire sky mapped out above. Not what Dinah imagined when she’d first thought of kissing Helena, but she’s not one to argue with the universe like that. 

try a little tenderness (all you gotta do is try) by @kate-siegel“I feel disgusting,” Dinah says, glancing down at herself and there’s a lilt to her voice that already puts Helena on edge, even before Dinah turns those dark eyes onto her. “I need to shower.” “Okay,” is all she says, because she’s not sure what else to say in response to that, casting an awkward glance around the living room to figure out what she’s supposed to do in this situation. Should she stay and wait, or was that Canary’s subtle way of asking her to leave? “You should join me.” 

Hail Mary, Full of Grace by @zxyjxy (i mean god bless you dude what the fuck)They have sex in a church. Not sure what else to say. 

will probably add more…..

#DH fic rec #Anonymous

[faela404]

☆ The Library ☆

kazuha x gn! reader

prompt: - you and kazuha attend the same university, him being a english lit major and you being a person in stem😎 your paths never crossed until that day in the library…

*this is an smau so please do expect a lot of twitter posts and messages to read, there will be proper writing too but, it will mostly be that!!*

warning! light flirting?

masterlist - prev | next

☆ do you need help? ☆

10:32pm

pushing on the large wooden doors of my punishment, i stepped further into the library. god i’ve still got so much to do with so little time. winter break is quickly approaching and i cannot do the normal term of detentions that we would usually get for being late.

“oh hello, y/n” i snapped my head up at the sudden greeting. oh, it’s just kazuha. i lightly smiled towards him.

he looks quite pretty in this lighting, well he looks pretty in all lighting.

“hey kazuha, how’s your assignment coming along?” i ask, recalling his previous complaints about the difficulty of his work.

“ah, it only seems to be getting harder and harder to complete” he looks quite upset, i really do hope it begins to become easier for him.

i begin to dust the closest shelves to me as we continue our conversation. “well, i’d be happy to help you at any point, kazuha” i send him a quick smile before turning back to the dirty shelves.

i miss the light blush that graces his pale complexion.

he hums lightly “thank you, y/n i really appreciate that” i hear his footsteps retreat back towards his seat.

i need to focus on my cleaning again.

11:53pm

finally, i run my feather-duster across the last shelf in the last bookcase in this corner of the library. that took so long, im exhausted.

“you need to finish cleaning by the end of the term right?” his voice rings through the library.

has he been waiting to speak to me?

“hm? oh yeah i do why?” i turn to face him.

oh god, he looks exhausted.

“well” he stands up and begins walking closer to me “as you know, i need to finish my assignment by the end of the term”

he’s getting so much closer to me.

“and i was wondering, if perhaps”

he’s infront of me now

“you would help me complete my assignment”

he’s leaning his arm on the bookcase next to me

“and in return”

his eyes are so much more beautiful up close

“i’ll help you clean the rest of the library”

why is he so pretty? “does that sound fair, y/n?”

huh? oh god he’s waiting for me to answer.

i barely remember what he said exactly but, i think i got the gist of it. i help him with his assignment, he helps me clean the library. i suppose that would be helpful.

“yeah, that sounds fair kazuha!” thank god, this library might actually get cleaned now.

“but, i must ask, what made you consider offering?” i tilt my head towards him.

“i saw how exhausted you became during that, i figured you might appreciate the help. besides you had already been kind enough to offer to help me, i figured, you should get something in return too”

i smiled up at him, he’s so kind.

a/n - omg i’m so sorry, this took so long to come out! i was quite busy with my last week of school however, im off now until january! so expect updates a lot more regularly! :D anyway, i do hope you enjoy this chapter although it is quite rushed😅 take care of yourselves! <3

taglist - open! @kazuhaprnt @ryhie @scaraapologist @thissoulisnotok @kazuhalvrr @rifran @sleepyhamster1001 @mccnstruck @micahmxi @whipped-for-fictionals @sashiette @kozumieee @lazy-sanns @mangobee @lez-zuha @kaoyamamegami @hedonesstuff @oliver-s-worlds @phoenix-eclipses

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#faela404~🍓🍰writes #genshin au #genshin fluff #genshin imagines #genshin impact #genshin smau #kazuha x reader #kazuha #y/n #xiao #smau #genshin x reader #faela404~ 📕🍰the library

[sinsdaycorp]

I wrote a SMALL swanqueen Oneshot for @babd-the-crow ...

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For my gorgeous friend, Tex!

WARNINGS: Drug Usage. Pot.

Prompt: "Babe, how many of these did you eat?" "...One" "How many did you really eat?"

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Sharing a dorm with a blonde that could eat more than anyone Regina had ever seen eat was a challenge.

Making brownies at midnight while waiting for the results of a final exam while Emma was out partying was another challenge.

She shouldn't be making brownies this late. She could be sleeping, she could be finishing off the movie she started an hour ago that she paused ten minutes in when she got the craving for brownies.

But then, she remembered she had weed.

She didn't always smoke, she usually only did it to relieve stress. But she had no stress, it was the end of the year. She was about to go home for break and weed brownies were going to help her deal with the stress of her mother.

She finished mixing the brownie batter and set it in the oven, she set a timer on her phone and went back to her movie, lighting up a joint and relaxing back against her bed headboard as she hit play.

— — — —

The next morning, Regina stumbled out of bed and made her way to the kitchenette, she prepared her coffee for the morning, and when she went to grab the milk from the fridge.

She noticed the brownie tray foil had been moved and immediately worried.

The sound of laughter coming from her blonde roommates room made her worry more.

She pulled the tray from the fridge and lifted the foil.

"Oh god… Emma!"

"Coming!"

Regina waited.

The sound of Emma's door opening made Regina close the foil on the tray and wait.

"Emma?"

"Yes Gina?"

"How many brownies did you eat?" The brunette asked slowly.

Emma looked at the tray, then back at her roommate. "...one?"

"Emma… How many did you really eat?"

"Ten."

Regina's eyes widened.

"You ate ten brownies? There was only twenty cut out of the batter!"

"I'm sorry… I was really hun over and it looked really good… And tasted amazing, god you're an amazing baker! I'll buy you more mixes and make them, I promise."

"Emma, that's not what it's about. I don't care that you ate them… Well, I do… But that's only cause they were pot brownies."

"WHAT?" Emma squeaked. "Pot? Why would you have pot brownies? Why would you have pot?"

"Emma… You know I smoke it sometimes… I'm sorry that your perfect non-drug using life has been changed now…"

"Oh god… I did drugs."

Emma looked at the brunette wide eyed and started breathing sharply. "Regina! I did drugs! I ate pot brownies! I-"

"Emma… Emma, breathe! You're panicking. It's okay… How quickly did you eat them?"

"They were all gone before I got back to my room," The blonde said, her breath quickening even more. "Oh god, am I going to die? Regina? AM I GOING TO DIE?"

"No, Emma. You're not going to die. You're just really high… Go drink some water and watch whatever you were watching. You need to relax."

"Regina. How can I relax? I just at ten huge pot brownies less than an hour ago."

"You'll be fine, dear."

— — — —

After successfully calming Emma down, both women sat on the couch in the main area of their dorm room and watched movies, Regina introduced her to the movie Grandma's Boy, she showed her the YouTube series The Big Lez Show. Each episode had the blonde cackling.

The brownies never left the dorm that day, and neither did the girls. Both too stoned to move, Regina even lit up a joint, and when she offered it to Emma, for the first time ever, the blonde didn't say no to trying it.

She said since she'd already had pot, trying more, with the assistance and guidance of her best friend, wouldn't hurt her. And Regina promised, from that day forward, she'd be by the blondes side.

Mostly because when Emma got really high, and the clock told them it was one in the morning, Emma confessed she didn't want to go to bed. Regina said they could keep watching movies, and Emma clarified she didn't want to go to bed without Regina.

"What?" Regina asked, blinking at the blonde. Her high starting to wear off, but Emma's eyes were still bloodshot.

"I like you," Emma said. "More than a friend."

"You do?"

Emma looked at her as she nodded slowly. "I have since I first met you."

"I admit…. I like you too, I have for a while. You always brighten my day, Emma. Just knowing I'm coming back to the dorm to see you makes a bad day better."

The blonde blushed and took ahold of Regina's had gently.

"Regina?"

"Yes, dear?"

"Can…" Emma licked her lips. "Can I kiss you?"

"I'd be upset if you didn't, honestly."

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AN: Hi, hope y'all enjoyed. Not getting continued!

#swanqueen #Regina mills #Emma swan #once upon a time #ouat #fanfiction #oneshot

[kyn19]

1 THROUGH 98! I WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWERS AND I CAN'T STAND GETTING THEM PIDDLING BIT BY PIDDLY BIT!!!!!

Lmaooooo what a fuckin Mood. Thank you!!!!! Also, you’re getting Drunk Kylie answers which are arguably the Best answers. For the courtesy of everyone’s dash, answers are below the cut!! <3 <3 <3

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

Coffee mugs! I have a sizable collection lmao #WriterLife

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

omg such a tough one, both are aces. seriously I can think of so many combatting pros & cons!! the only fair way i can currently conceive is which i would want weed in. Which is lollipops bc (#UnpopularOpinion) pot makes chocolate taste bad.

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

both are great, but def bubblegum.

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

“Pleasure to have in class” in true Gifted Child fashion

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

i’ll rate them in order: 1) can (absolutely preferred), 2) bottle if alone but plastic (lez be honest, Red Solo Cup) if with company, 3) glass (do not like)

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

#1 goth all the way. Pastel and Formal guest appearances

7. earbuds or headphones?

headphone, bc earbuds usually hurt my ears.

8. movies or tv shows?

first of all, how dare you. second of all, tv shows ONLY BECAUSE if all my fave movies were given tv shows so that they could last longer i would choose so

9. favorite smell in the summer?

idk i guess pool chlorine? dislike summer

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

bruh fuckin none. elementary school: too long ago to recall. middle school: escaped having to take gym at all. high school: had a medical excuse to take online PE. least athletic girl u know

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

i don’t have bfast bc eating close to when i awaken makes my tummy upset

12. name of your favorite playlist?

hmm 4-way tie between “#motivate #bitch” (gets me pumped to work) and “Friends Of The Illness” (my playlist of songs about and/or artist who are mentally ill) and “Ominous/haunting” (speaks to my creepy side) and “Bad Bitches” (self-explanatory amirite)

13. lanyard or key ring?

Key ring. Straight up I use an extra shoelace as my key ring string, despite owning multiple lanyards.

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

god another fkn hard one. Listen y’all, you dont understand how much of a sugar fiend i am. candy is my JAM. Starbursts, Sour Straws, Skittles, Jolly Ranchers...who can choose?!

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

“Ceremony” by Leslie Marmon Silko. Highly recommend!!!!!!!!!!!

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

laying down lol sitting is for suckers

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

combat boots like the gay i am

18. ideal weather?

low 70′s degrees (F*), intermittent showers during the day but clear starry skies overnight

19. sleeping position?

mostly fetal, mostly on my side but chest is towards the bed, one arm under the pillow under my head

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

Laptop. I used to love writing in notebooks, but ya girl got weak fingy joints nowadays

21. obsession from childhood?

pfft as if they aren’t the same obsessions i have now

22. role model?

so many!!!!! Jameela Jamil is the first that comes to mind

23. strange habits?

lmao i am ass-deep in idiosyncrasies, if you ain’t read the blog title already

24. favorite crystal?

i don’t know anything about crystals. does blue topaz count? cuz that’s my birthstone and i like that one a lot. i even had the foresight to pick that as my engagement ring’s stone in my utterly preposterous & failed relationship

25. first song you remember hearing?

oh wow, no idea. music has always been huge for me. probably either a Britney Spears or Mary J. Blige song???

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

stay inside lmao

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

WEAR SWEATERS & DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!

28. five songs to describe you?

oof ok, hard, but here goes:

“Here” by Alessia Cara

“Wannabe” by the Spice Girls

“I’m Just a Kid and Life Is A Nightmare” by Simple Plan

“No Daddy” by Teairra Mari

“Brick By Boring Brick” by Paramore

29. best way to bond with you?

i am straight up not easy to make friends with (bc my own bullshit, not trying to be pretentious), so bonding is hard. the best way is probably a combo of queer + memes + loves food + correct morals + being the dominant talker

30. places that you find sacred?

Libraries, locally owned coffee shops, Walmarts at 3am, playgrounds in the middle of the night, side of a rural road at 12am, my bed

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

Blazer + shirt with a titty window + high waisted plaid pants + platform booties

32. top five favorite vines?

OMG I LOVE VINES OK OK OK OMG I LOVE SO MANY SO HERE ARE JUST THE ONES I QUOTE THE MOST OK:

Josh Kennedy: “What’s up my name’s Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read”

Sarah Schauer: [dont remember the beginning] “didn’t you..?” “sleep in this? yes. mama needs A DRINK”

Evan Breer: “What’s up my & my boys are going to see Uncle Kracker - give me my hat back Jordan, do you see Uncle Kracker or no - *gasp!*”

Drew Gooden: “Road work ahead? Um yeah, I sure hope it does...”

Nathan Enick: “Yo how much money do you have?” “69 cents” “Oh you know what that means!” “...i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets :( ...”

33. most used phrase in your phone?

bruh like how even am i supposed to answer this?? like texts or Siri requests or????? bc if it’s Siri requests then it’s 100% for arithmetic

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

Stanley Steamer. you kno the one

35. average time you fall asleep?

3:30am

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

bitch i’m a 90′s child of the internet, i was around the web before YouTube launched, i was there when the first modern memes were fucking conceived. i will say the biggest repository of meme culture that i was a part of was YouTube and icanhazcheezburger.com & its side-sites.

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

duffel - Tie-Dye Girl from the Lindsey Lohan “Parent Trap” made quite the impression on me

38. lemonade or tea?

Lemonade! hate the leaf water

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

Lemon cake! Not a meringue pie girl saly

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

I’ve been to a lot of schools yo lol. My undergrad college was def the “weirdest” ofc, bc it was an art school lol. An instance that stands out was a string of “Solid Gold Clit” graffiti after a Sophia Wallace visit to campus right before i started there.

41. last person you texted?

My bff triad pals @backwardswriter and @bristarshine

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

damn tough call. Probably jacket pockets bc i’m more likely to have those as a lady who wears lady-targeted pants

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

Hoodie

44. favorite scent for soap?

Plum!

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

Fantasy, though sci-fi is a solid 2nd. Not much of a superhero gal

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

.....underwear only. Sometimes an oversized t-shirt too.

47. favorite type of cheese?

Mozzarella!!!

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

I would want to be like a pomegranate, but i’m probably a nectarine

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

“If you hope for the best but expect the worst, you’ll never be disappointed.”

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

bitch i’m a giggle monster, i taught myself to be easily amused as a survival mechanism.

51. current stresses?

My own lack of discipline.

52. favorite font?

oooooof i have so many ok. too name a few: Centaur, Garamont, Book Antigua, Times New Roman, Montserrat.....mostly Serif fonts bc I’m an old books bitch

53. what is the current state of your hands?

I don’t love my hands (how homophobic of me, I know). Currently they’re kinda dry and full of sandwich

54. what did you learn from your first job?

what kind of boss I like. also that my customer service voice is frighteningly pleasant

55. favorite fairy tale?

Original tale: Thumbelina. Adaptations: Snow White.

56. favorite tradition?

uhhh Thanksgiving feast I guess? i am not a traditions gal

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

I am very very fortunate to not have a lot or a severity of these. The ones that I’ve had the worst of are: gender discrimination/harassment as a woman, hardcore emotional abuse in a relationship, and heavy heavy mental illness

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

Tangible talents: writing, lying. Intangible: A+ imagination, useless trivia.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“I support you!”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

like if Tokyo Mew Mew and Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni had a baby

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

Again, how dare you. Like literally, asking me to pick a favorite line from something is like asking what my favorite breed of dog is. Legit impossible

62. seven characters you relate to?

Ananka Fishbein (Kiki Strike series), Mermista (She Ra & the Princesses of Power), Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Gwen (Total Drama), Rori Gilmore (Gilmore Girls), Villanelle (Killing Eve), Andrea (St. Trinian’s)

so like all very- to semi-weird white girls lmao

63. five songs that would play in your club?

[by the term “club” i assume that i’m limited to pop and electronic music. even with the limitation, though, a super hard question]

“Talking Body” by Tove Lo

“Hot in Herre” by Nelly

“Because the Night” by Cascada

“Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels” by Todrick Hall

“Break Free” by Ariana Grande ft. Zedd

64. favorite website from your childhood?

pretty much any doll franchise’s site (Barbie, Bratz, My Scene, Polly Pocket, Diva Girlz, everGirl, etc you name it)

65. any permanent scars?

Yep. One by a dog scratch (it was honestly a weak/shallow/innocent scratch, i still have no idea why it scarred at all), and a few from a car crash last year

66. favorite flower(s)?

i don’t really like flowers? i usually just say Forget-Me-Not’s for ease

67. good luck charms?

bitch idk but i’m knocking on wood just from thinking bout it

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

you ever taste that chocolate Laffy Taffy? vile bruh

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

I am annoying enough to know how i learnt all my facts, but the funnest fact I like to annoy people with is that ducks have corkscrew penises evolved from their main form of mating being rape

70. left or right handed?

Right (like any ol’ simp)

71. least favorite pattern?

polka dots

72. worst subject?

MATH and also PHYS ED

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

One time whilst high, I put nacho cheese Doritos on a tuna sandwich. Winning combo, I’m telling you

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

My pain tolerance is straight up unpredictable, so like anywhere from a 3 to a 9

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

5 years old

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Mashed potatoes

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

I am not a plant person. Moss.

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

fucking neither but i at least like coffee so i guess the former....

(i know, it’s tragic and barbaric that i dislike sushi, i wish i had another answer for you)

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

Neither lmao - I got them within a month of each other (six years ago) so they’re essentially the same photo.

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

Jewel!

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

I mean those are the same bug so I assume this is asking about which terminology I typically use/prefer. Which i would say both bc I’m a cultured ho

82. pc or console?

I don’t game so I guess PC lmao

83. writing or drawing?

Writing but I like both

84. podcasts or talk radio?

damn neither lmao I can’t focus on non-music audio only. I guess talk radio, just bc I can do like ten minute radio segments at least lol

84. barbie or polly pocket?

both were lit but I had more Barbies

85. fairy tales or mythology?

not to sound like a broken record but FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU? second of all, I essentially consider them in the same category at this point in modernity, so my answer is Yes.

86. cookies or cupcakes?

Cupcakes, but both are exquisite

87. your greatest fear?

spiders, heights, clowns, seeing bad things happening to animals, that my consciousness will exist even after death, y’know normal stuff

88. your greatest wish?

to transfer myself into one of my fave fictional worlds

89. who would you put before everyone else?

dogs, next question

90. luckiest mistake?

i make a lot of those honestly, so who knows

91. boxes or bags?

LISTEN I LOVE CONTAINERS OF ALL SORTS, YOU CAN’T MAKE ME CHOOSE, IM PANSEXUAL FOR A REASON

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

FLASHLIGHTS, BITCH

93. nicknames?

Ky, KyKy, Moonshine, SugarTits, Goog Bones

94. favorite season?

Autumn (yes i call it that instead of Fall bc i’m a pretentious ass bitch lol)

95. favorite app on your phone?

Tumblr, c’mon

96. desktop background?

Currently a digital art painting of a flowing stag in a swamp that I downloaded from DeviantArt. I change it every few months though (to other downloaded digital art from DA that I collect periodically lmao)

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

Seven - mine, my mom’s 2 numbers, my grandma’s, my pop’s cell and office (also my old office) numbers, and my childhood house phone number lol

98. favorite historical era?

Golden Age of Piracy, specifically bc the piracy lol

Thank you so much for the asks, this was so much fun!!!

#asks

[satannedtrash]

a new year’s resolution | qian kun

summary: where you go out with friends to welcome in the new year, but you never expected to welcome something - or rather, someone - else.

pairing: qian kun x reader

word count: 3.3k/3365 words

genre: fluff. just fluff. pure fluff

format: dot points (still not experienced enough yet :|)

warnings: none unless mild to moderate swearing and total drunks aren’t your thing (also not edited oh dear) (and ooc kun cuz i suck at this ok)

author’s note: tHIS WAS MEANT TO BE FINISHED LAST WEEK BUT STUFF CAME UP SO IT’S HELLA LATE AAA but anyway at first i wasn’t entirely sure what member to write about, but then i remembered how sm didn’t even release a happy birthday post to kun (jan 1). so i thought that i can dedicate this to kun. happy (extremely belated) birthday to the butter-for-our-ears vocalist, angel and mum, kun! (also y/f/n means your friend’s name)

EDIT: just realised there was a whole section missing (i realised after a month because i didn’t want to read back on this - thing - until now) and without it the oneshot didn’t flow, so i added it in. hope it all clears things up!

11:19 pm

before this story starts imma explain sum stuff

first of all: bless kun

second of all: appreciate kun

third of all: say happy birthday to kun

oh and this is an au where the nct members aren’t idols so don’t expect to see saesangs or fans with their cameras out taking a photo of every move they make being mentioned in here

aaand i’m rambling so with that out of the way lez go

laughing at a friend’s joke, you lifted your right hand which held your phone, causing the screen to turn on

“gEEz okay then”

the bright, white light emitted from it shocked your eyes, making you blink furiously

when you could finally see without being partially blinded, you quickly checked the time and placed your phone face-down next to you

“what’s the time?” y/f/n asked, chin on your shoulder

not bothered to check again, you just say “11:19” and then leaned your head on theirs

“can you believe that 2018 is ending?”

“yep. this year sucked for me so i’m down for it to end”

“always looking forward, huh?”

you shifted your gaze from the city skyline to your friend. “have to. can’t afford to stick to the past”

pouting, y/f/n was about to respond when you lifted your head and stopped leaning back on your arms to sit upright

“besides, we gotta enjoy tonight, instead of moping around.” here, you noticed your friend eyeing the beers nearby you and sighed heavily. guess i need to be chaperone for the night

well considering that the rest of your friends and their friends were wasted might as well make sure they don’t mess the docks up

as you handed the bottle to your friend, their expression brightened as they snatched it from you

well damn aren’t they excited to get drunk

wait it’s not even 11:30 yet and we’re still going to a bar nearby after the fireworks wat

“er, shouldn’t you wait till after midnight to drink?”

“nah m8 tis the best time to have some”

(i have just realised that the vibe of this went from serious storytelling to a memey laidback sorta thing damn it)

(oh well i’ll roll with it)

not knowing what to do now that there wasn’t much to talk about, you brought out your earphones and decided to listen to some music to pass the time

calming music, such as a song with nine glorious men singing and some bed squeaking in the background

(i’ll let you guess what song i’m talking about)

you let your head bop to the song as you looked out to the sea port twenty metres in front of you, watching the dark waters ripple

11:48 pm

the next time you turned on your phone to see how many minutes left you had become a third wheeler

quite the strong third wheeler might i add

a few moments after the first song you were listening to finished, your good friend yuta had joined you and y/f/n because his other friends were “too rowdy”

but as soon as he saw the bottles he said “gimme”

so you were sitting there (barbecue sauce on my-) with two just barely sober adults acting like complete children

you had to wrestle out of y/f/n’s koala hug around your waist and escape yuta’s chin noogie to grab your phone

“oh for fuck’s sake” father why have you foresaken me

when you finished preparing yourself for another possible 27 minutes of torture, you turned around to see yuta and y/f/n throwing themselves at each other, singing like magpies

“wE wIsh yOU A mErrY chrIstmAsssss aNd a hAppY nEw yeeeEeAArr!!1!” they then took the opportunity to laugh, squeal and kiss the hecc out of each other’s cheeks

you knew that your friend was absolute shit at singing, but yuta was a whole different story good lord

you thought he was good???

maybe just when he hasn’t had a few drinks

you stared at the two dolphins then promptly stood up and sat down behind them because you had to make sure they didn’t do anything more than whatever the hell this was

not like it could get any worse

you could feel the gazes of pity the others were sending you, but frankly you didn’t care

before, you couldn’t wait for the new year to come, but now you were more eager than ever

someone please save my poor soul

11:59 pm

“yEEEE BOI a minute left!”

eleven minutes have passed and the final 60 seconds of the year were being counted down

you were less excited for the new year and more excited for the end of your chaperoning being closer

all you had to do was get through the firework display, watch the adorable couple in front of you until the bar and let them do what they want (there were sure to be other friends who were willing to let them join in)

it seemed like a simple, solid plan! :D

before you knew it, yuta and y/f/n had already started counting down from 15, so might as well start now

“13, 12, 11, 10...”

you took a glance at y/f/n, who grinned back at you and threw their arm around your shoulder

“7, 6, 5, 4, 3...” here we go

“1 - happy new year!!”

it was at this moment you realised that your eardrums were incapable of tolerating the two dolphins beside you

sINCE WHEN WAS YUTA ABLE TO SCREAM THAT LOUD AND HIGH THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE

yay to starting the new year with loud friends screaming like there’s no tomorrow amiright

you had trouble focusing on the fireworks to the point you could only hear most of the big ones

that’s how hard it was to be next to them but oh well

marvelling at the city skyline, the fireworks seeming like entirely new stars, you began having very deep thoughts

the typical ones, such as “ what will 2019 bring?”, “what will i be like by the end of the year?” and “will i be happy with someone?”

you had asked the exact same things when 2017 shifted to 2018 and found that you actually had an answer for all of them

2018 brought some crappy stuff but also some good stuff to balance that out

you were still sort of the same, because every time something major came up you only changed a bit then went back to normal

and you weren’t with anyone yet, which you had expected

but a little birdy on your shoulder said, “then get with someone in 2019! make it a new year’s resolution!”

your eyebrows furrowed at the thought, but you decided to focus on the sky for now

because since when did you ever make or follow new year’s resolutions?

12:16 am

“12:16 okay then”

turns out you didn’t consider the walk to the bar part of your chaperoning

by the time the display ended, yuta and y/f/n could walk, but not without wobbling and intense laughter

so guess who had to make sure they could at least make the trip to the bar?

“um, are you sure you don’t want to go home yet?” 

“nah, i caan’t, my sister was meaant to be at home-!”- y/f/n stumbled a bit but you caught them before they fell - “-but she’s not, and i can’t beeee home by myselfff”

no wonder

here, you were struggling to keep the both of them propped up as you walked along the road, so there was bound to be a slip up

“you should’ve seen their face! haHA-!” yuta laughed a little too hard and nearly fell over his own feet, prompting you to panic and scramble to keep him from falling to the ground

“oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit-!”

but you didn’t need to because someone else already beat you to it!

sighing in relief, you looked up to see none other than the great qian kun putting yuta’s arm around his shoulder

he looked over to you gaping at him and smiled that warm smile that looked like it was sculpted by the gods

wow he looks great in this lighting

you were always attracted to kun, ever since you two began talking after stopping a full blown war between doyoung and ten

he appeared so soft and kind to you and you two seemed to have a lot in common

so naturally you hit it off

because who doesn’t love kun? :D

“you’re welcome?” oh shit i didn’t just stare at him for that long did i

“oh - sorry - thanks for that” nice going there y/n you idiot

kun just chuckled and hefted his drunk friend as he started walking, you doing the same

it became comfortably silent as your group made their way down the street and turned left into a reasonably sized bar, which as surprisingly not that busy

you set y/f/n down on a chair that thankfully had a tall enough back to keep them up and sat down next to them, exhaling

kun patted yuta’s back and went to sit down next to you

laying your head on the counter, you thought of striking up a conversation with kun

so, instead of saying things like “happy new year”, “thanks for helping me” or even “they’re hard to deal with anyway”, you just said “woah.”

yEAH AGAIN NICE GOING THERE Y/N

“‘woah’? what’s ‘woah’?” he responded, taking on a teasing, motherly tone

you could hear the grin in his voice

you panicked and stammered some illegible words before you could actually speak

“i meant like, woah, that was exhausting, they made things real hard and all that…”

then you thought of something brilliant

you took out your phone and googled “woah”, only to find that it wasn’t spelled w-o-a-h but instead meant to be w-h-o-a

you frowned but typed “whoa meaning” instead and showed the definition to kun

all the while still laying on the mahogany-coloured counter

to your surprise, he rolled his eyes, laughed and ruffled your hair

“that was a really bad joke but you’re lucky i have the same sense of humor” his laugh was infectious so you had to smile

then he asked, “are you okay? not too tired?”

sitting up, you put your phone back in your pocket

“nah, my arms just ache, but it’s fine.” your polite smile suddenly grew into a wide smirk. “thanks for worrying, mum”

“i’m not a mum!” his expression made you have the sudden urge to burst into endless chuckles

in the corner of your eye, you could see ten, doyoung and johnny elbowing each other, pointing at you and kun and singing “kiss the girl”

you then had the sudden urge to throw some hands

kun (obviously) overheard them and sighed

“why are they like this”

“i wish i knew”

you and kun talked some more, random topics like how uni was going for you, how his singing was, how your book was going, all that jazz

with some playful banter and the occasional jokes that made you laugh so hard your back hurt

“kun loving puns and dad jokes? a coincidence?”

“i only laugh at them to make you feel better!”

“gasp! how dare you!”

“only joking, y/n!”

while you two giggled, y/f/n suddenly turned to you and said, “i think yuta and i will be fine here…”

you stopped and looked back at them, concerned

“you sure?”

“we’ll just go sit with the boys over there-!” a hiccup. “-it’ll be fine!” then, it hit you

is this bitch trying to play matchmaker 

you grumbled “i’m not sure…” but then kun spoke up

“yeah, sure, that’s fine,” when you gave him a quizzical look, he added on, “as much as i don’t trust johnny, doyoung and ten, at least it’s not just the two of them?”

he phrased it as a question instead of a statement, his voice getting higher by each word spoken

you pondered over this

well, he’s not wrong

you exhaled in defeat, saying “fine, go ahead”

y/f/n grinned at you and gave a knowing wink before dragging yuta over to the three boys

two of whom were busy flirting to each other and the other one third wheeling

you raised your eyebrows up and down at them before turning back to kun, who was looking outside

“so,” you started, causing him to look at you, “are you sure you want yuta and y/f/n wreaking havoc with those three?” you nodded in the group’s direction

kun stayed silent for a bit, then said “yeah, i’m sure. it kinda looked like you needed a break from them.”

“true. there’s only so much you can take.” kun chuckled at that and looked outside again

it went silent, but in stark contrast to the vibe of the walk leading to the bar, it was very awkward

too awkward to handle

so you took the opportunity to debate with yourself whether or not you should study kun

damn what if he looks at me though i’m not really risking that

but how can you not look at him? and what’s there to talk about?

it’s not worth the embarrassment

look-

no

at-

no

him 

you were about to take a quick glance, but then kun spoke

“besides, i want to show you something”

once again, another puzzled look

“if you don’t mind, of course”

without another thought, you said “sure.”

“really? you’re okay with it?” you smiled at kun’s eagerness

“yeah, might as well, now that we don’t have anyone to watch over.” kun grinned and stood up, making sure to push in his chair (we love a polite king)

you two were about to walk out the door when you looked at a certain group three tables away from you

johnny and ten were still flirting and yuta and y/f/n were still laughing

but this time, doyoung wasn’t a third wheeler anymore, because a man who looked younger than him was having a somewhat civilised conversation with doyoung

you elbowed kun and made him look at them and made sure doyoung, johnny and ten saw you before both mouthing, “sha la la la la la my, oh, my~”

you took a mental screenshot of their faces before you and kun cackled your way out of the bar

12:47 am

“what are you planning on showing me?”

the two of you had been walking and talking for a while now, but kun still didn’t say what he was going to show you

you were waiting patiently, expecting him to eventually tell you, but you gave in

“it’s a surprise~” he said in a sing-song voice, which slightly irritated you

“i know that it’s at the docks, because that’s where we’re heading,” you gave him a light nudge with your arm. “so might as well tell me now!”

he stubbornly shook his head. “i refuse to tell you until you see it.”

pouting, you crossed your arms and muttered under your breath, “you’re lucky you’re adorable.”

to your relief, he didn’t hear you, because he laughed at your pout and pressed on

you lightly scoffed and picked up your pace so that you could walk alongside him

“can i at least have one clue?” you begged

“uh uh.”

“pleeeaaassee?” he looked at your hopeful smile and rolled his eyes

“fine,” you yelled “yes!” a little too loud, making people stare at you. “your clue is…

“...it’s big and sparkly.” you gave him a look showing that you weren’t impressed

“wow, kun, what a descriptive and totally-not-vague clue! i am sure to get it now!”

kun grumbled, “you sound like doyoung,” before remembering something

“don’t tell me the answer until we get there!” he quickly said, receiving yet another puzzled look. “so that i can give you the benefit of the doubt to make it all the more exciting! it’ll be fun!”

you in turn muttered, “well, you sound like y/f/n, and fine. i don’t wanna ruin the surprise. you look real enthusiastic about it too” he smiled gratefully before leaving you to do your thinking

thinking about that smile :)))))

damn his smile always gets me grrrrr

you pulled your mind away from kun’s personality and tried to think of a place with the clue “big and sparkly”

two came to your mind, the big ferris wheel and the big floating silver christmas tree out on the water

they’re both big and sparkly, but you couldn’t predict which one he was going to take you to

you were hoping the ferris wheel, but you just had to wait and see

“think of any places yet?” you jolted so hard, you threw your phone up accidentally

don’t worry, you caught it

kun looked at you, his eyebrows showing worry but his eyes glinting. “you okay?”

very nice going there y/n, how many more times will you mess up??

and my face feels like it’s on fire oh good lord 

“i’m fine, just got scared,” you had to take a breather before you put your phone in your pocket - where it should’ve been in the first place, but your dumb ass decided to hold it - and gave kun a thumbs up

he gave a thumbs up back and said, “surprised you didn’t scream.”

biting back a retort, you replied. “rude.” you sunk your hands deeper into your pockets. “and as for your question, yes, i did think of a place or two”

“good, because we’re getting close now”

you turned a corner and saw both the floating tree and the ferris wheel come into view

the ferris wheel carriages were lighting up one after the other, making it look like a loading symbol (great comparison there) from afar

a pretty and romantic loading symbol

while the christmas tree was dazzling, the rainbow lights getting brighter and dimmer like a pulsing star

while you two waited for the pedestrian light to turn green, kun said to you, “when we make it to the other side, make sure to close your eyes and keep them closed until i say so”

“let me guess, to ‘make it all the more exciting’?” he grinned and nodded

“yup”

you did as what he had told, closing your eyes and relying on kun to guide you the right way

“i swear to god if you push me off the pier i will drag you down with me”

“now you sound like ten, but don’t worry, i won’t,” he gently pushed you away from an upcoming obstacle. “thanks for thinking so highly of me.”

“no problem, mum” you grinned victoriously when you heard a heavy sigh

you knew you were close to the water when you smelled less alcohol and more salty sea water

“are we there yet?” you asked impatiently. you couldn’t be bothered to be patient anymore

kun said, “waaait,” and guided you a bit to the left. “there! now you can open your eyes.”

“finally, i was wondering when- holy shit.”

it wasn’t the ferris wheel that you were hoping that he’d show you, but it was something you decided was way more worth it

the floating silver christmas tree towered over you both, and it looked like it was the brightest and most colourful thing for kilometres (or miles, you choose)

coloured lines streamed down from the top to the bottom, like a very pink, purple and blue waterfall, while stage lights at the bottom smoothly changed from red to orange to yellow and more

it also reminded you of the windows screen when you used it for the first time (if that even makes sense?)

white light shone from beneath the many large stars decorating the tree, making them pop, and the wind revealed that the tree wasn’t made of smooth silver metal, but silver sequins that showed the water ripples and waves from below

the star at the top was the most intensely bright of them all, with a rainbow outline and a gold center

needless to say, it was pretty darn beautiful for a sight that would otherwise hurt your eyes

you stood there with your mouth wide open, looking like a pathetic fish, and almost missed what kun was saying

“i wasn’t sure if you would like the ferris wheel or the tree, but then i found out that the ferris wheel would be closed today, so i just chose this,” you felt his gaze shift onto you, and you tried not to get flustered. “do you like it?”

you took a moment before you spoke. “yes, i really like it a lot,” the view was that breathtaking it took away your ability to talk like a proper adult. you turned to him and gave a smile, trying to make it look as genuine as you could. “thanks for bringing me here, kun.”

he gave you an equally big grin and said, “you’re welcome. glad you like it too.” he turned back to look at the tree, and you did the same

but not without sneaking a glance at him in all his ethereal beauty

kun never failed to surprise you, whether it be showing you a very rainbow tree, being so kind and trusting or just being himself

your mind floated back to the three questions you had asked yourself earlier, “what will 2019 bring?”, “what will i be like at the end of the year?” and “will i be happy with someone?” and the new year’s resolution you made

you took another look at kun then whispered under your breath, “huh.

“guess i am on the way to completing one.”

#nct #nct dream #nct u #nct 127 #wayv #nct kun #nct qian kun #nct 2018 #nct 2019 #nct ot21 #nct ot18 #nct au #nct scenarios #nct fluff #nct angst #nct smut #reader #kun x reader #non idol au #fanfic #kpop

[death-noot]

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lez do this 

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? kinda just confused about whether or not im making the right choice moving back home idk 

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? sure do

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? of course not 

4: Do you find it easy to trust others? most of the time yeah 

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? trying to sleep 

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? deffo my pal madi, we’ve done this multiple times

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? i honestly dont know 

8: Are you close with your dad? sure am

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? the human i kiss is 7 hours away from me so sadly i did not. 

10: What are you listening to? tell me that i’m wrong by future jr. 

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? fk me probably like juice or somethin 

12. Do you like hickeys? yess

13: What time do you go to bed? usually about 10ish

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? nah 

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? god no 

16: Do you always answer your texts? ya 

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? nope i love her quite a bit 

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? earlier today

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? multiple people 

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?i hope we’re okay 

21: Is anyone else in the room with you? nope  

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? definitely 

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? im much happier now 

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? nah 

25: In the past week, have you cried? nope

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? kinda a navy blue 

27: Do people ever call you by your last name? yep 

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? dont think so 

29: Do you have a best friend? ye

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? depends on the context of the kisss 

31: Who was your last call from? my sister 

32: Are you mad at anyone? nope 

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? lol yes 

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 25 

35: How many more days until your birthday? fk like just under a year 

36: Do you have any summer plans yet? kinda  

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? not really 

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? nope 

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? nope

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? yuP

41: Do you think age matters in relationships? obviously yes like if someones in their teens but i feel like past that its not so bad 

42: Are you available? depends on what that means 

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? 2

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? nose probs 

45: Do you believe exes can be friends? ye

46: Do you regret anything? REALLY regret leaving school 

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? my girlfriend bc im gay 

48: Did you ever lose a best friend? ye

49: Was your last kiss a mistake? no

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? she’s already mine but i never wanna stop trying to impress her 

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? nope

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? yes jesus christ 

53: What was the last thing you ate? a schnitty 

54: Did you get any compliments today? dont think so 

55: Where are you going on your next vacation? goin to see the girly 

56: Do you own anything from other countries? yep 

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? girls 

58: Where have you lived most of your life? always lived in the same small town 

59: When was the last time you took a long drive? today 

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? nope

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? nope

62: Who do you text the most? Rach 

63: What was the last movie you saw? the happytime murders i think 

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? hopefully a lot of things

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010? none lmfao 

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? only by a few months 

67: Do you curse around your parents? ye

68: Are you happy with where you live? fuck no 

69. Picture of yourself? i cbf right now i’ll post one tomorrow lmao  

70. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? monogamous, i get rly possessive lmao 

71. Have you ever been dumped? kinda 

72. What do you most like about making out? all the grabbing and lil noises   73. Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? mhm

74. When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? the other 

75. What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? eyes 

76. Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? rach 

77. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? nope 

78. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? nope 

79. What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? rach, jesus im soft 

80. Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? probably not

81. Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? ya 

82. Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? not really 

83. Do you miss your last sweetie? what does this mean 

84. Last time you slow danced with someone? nope 

85. Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? kinda 

86. How can I win your heart? be urself, make me laugh, do nice things for me

87. What is your astrological sign? scorpio 

88. What were you doing last night at 12 AM? sleepin 

89. Do you cook? not often 

90. Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? nope

91. If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? 

92. Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? i feel like i fall into monogamy pretty quick 

93. What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? funny, kind, considerate, 

94. Name four things that you wish you had: money, full licence, money, money

95. Are you a player? nah 

96. Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? nope

97. Are you a tease? I’ve been told i can be lmao 

98. Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? i think so 

99. Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? rn  

100. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? platonic dates sure 

101. Hugs or Kisses? b o t h 

102. Are you too shy to ask someone out? usually lmao 

103. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? how tall they are or their hair tbh 

104. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? luv it 

105. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? tbh probably i’m a dick 

106. Do you flirt a lot? not really 

107. Your last kiss? rach 

108. Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011? how old is this 

109. Have you kissed anyone in the past month? ye 

110. If you could kiss anyone who would it be? r a ch 

111. Do you know who you’ll kiss next? guess 

112. Does someone like you currently? u kno it 

113. Do you currently have feelings for anyone? this is so repetitive 

114. Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? relationships

115. Ever made out with just a friend? no

116. Are you happier single or in a relationship? relationship

#yakofalltrades #answered

[bixgirl1]

The Sexual Escapades of a Well-Informed Pureblood, Engaged to the Randy Prat Who Lived - Ch. 25

WooHoo!!  Harry and Draco are back together!  After all their relationship drama, they found a way to work it out!

But c’mon… Did you really think they wouldn’t? lolol.

And so today — after that dazzling reunion — we bring you the final chapter to the The Sexual Escapades of a Well Informed Pureblood, Engaged to the Randy Prat Who Lived. @l0vegl0wsinthedark  and I want to just thank you for reading along over the last several months as Harry and Draco fell in love, and worked through their history and drama and, hell, learned to get over themselves long enough to be happy.  You guys are the best, and we adore all of you so, so much! 

We hope you like this.  Much love from both of us.

For our previous book, check out: The Sexual Awakening of an Innocent Pureblood, Dating The Randy Prat Who Lived (aka Virgin Draco)

And for previous chapters of this one, you can click here: The Sexual Escapades of a Well Informed Pureblood, Engaged to the Randy Prat Who Lived

Content warnings for this chapter: Sweetness galore, a lil drinking and Explicit af sex. 😉

Chapter Twenty-Five: The Sexual Conundrum of a Well-Informed Pureblood, Newly Married To The Exhausted Prat Who Lived

 ~Central London Portkey Offices, 8am~

Harry, patting Draco's juddering thigh: *hunched over a scroll, awkwardly trying to fill out paperwork* *rueful* I'm sorry... Not the most romantic thing to do when you're eloping... I've never needed to when I traveled, before…

Draco, sighing and waving one hand: That's-- it's fine. And you haven't had to before because you simply need to flash your badge instead.

Harry, slanting him a crooked grin: ...Why didn’t I think of that? *shoves the parchment at Draco; leans over and kisses his startled mouth swiftly* *marches up to portkey administrator, bypassing.the groaning queue* *leans in and whispers, giving a suspicious look around, and subtly flashes his credentials* *heads back to Draco minutes later with a smug smile, displaying a small marble in his hand* It activates in two minutes. *sits down; lowers his voice* Which is two minutes too long, in my opinion. I can't wait to get you under me again…

Draco, eyes shining with slightly shocked glee: Did you just use your name, Potter? I always knew you were an insuffera-- *breaks off, laughing into Harry's mouth as he hauls him in closer, the Portkey activating mid-snog*

~Tahitian Beach, 2pm~

Harry, swallowing hard: I, Harry James Potter, take you, Draco Lucius Malfoy, to be my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness in health, for richer or poorer, for better or worse. *extends hand and holds onto Draco's as the Wizarding Justice binds their handclasp* *voice raw and sober as gazes into Draco's unblinking grey eyes* I bind myself to you, eternally.

Draco, exhaling shakily, eyes lifting from the shimmering lines binding his wrists and palms to Harry's: *eyes bright and clear as he steps forward to kiss him* *softly, lips brushing his ear as he teases* You'd better be prepared for more worse than better, Potter. *grins widely, yelping out a startled squawk of laughter as Harry grabs him in a sudden dip and kisses him again, the flower garland around his neck tickling Draco's chin*

~Tahitian Beach, 7pm~

Harry, holding Draco close as they sit in the sand and watching the bonfire flaming high while they sip fruity drinks: *laughs as Draco nips his jaw* I didn't know Tahitian Wizarding Marriage traditions dictated us staying outside until the moon was high or I'd have picked.... *flaps a loose, vague hand* I dunno... Hawaii, maybe. *turns suddenly and gives Draco an insistent kiss* *grins* Not long now... Any regrets, yet?

Draco, draining his drink in one long swallow, waving his glass once at one of the servers: *fervent, rubbing sweaty palms on his cargo cut offs* Pansy is going to kill me. Father's going to kill you. Mother's never going to speak to us again. The press is going to live off this for months—

Harry, lowly: Let them. Let them try. I don’t care. *laughing giddily and plucking up the drinks levitated over to them* *passes one to Draco, but kisses him again before he can drink, tongue pressing into Draco's mouth sinuously, groaning as Draco clutches at his thigh with soft moan and slants his mouth harder against Harry's* *pulls away, lips swollen and eyes dark* I don't care, as long as I never lose you again. *takes a long drink, moving away slightly at checking the sky* Fuck, when does... Uhh, high-moon start?

Draco, sighing as he settles more snugly within the v of his legs: *squinting one eye as he glances up* I'd say just over a couple of hours? *sips idly for a few minutes, the pine in the fire crackling loudly, drums beating somewhere in the distance* *leans back and nuzzles his chin, speaking in a low murmur* You're not worried what Weasley and Granger might say? That they'll be upset you didn't tell them?

Harry, absently kissing Draco's temple: No... And there's nothing that says we can't have a big ceremony when we get back... We can even, if you want, not tell anyone else. I just... Needed you to be mine. Officially. *tugs Draco closer, cock twitching hard against Draco's back* Are we allowed to... *hopeful* Sneak off, do you know? If we stay outside?

Draco, laughing exasperatedly: You know it was your idea to wait? Nobody's going to burst into our suite and demand you pull your cock out my arse until the moon's high. *teasing his fingers through the rasp of hair on Harry's legs, voice a soft hum* What'd you have in mind, though? Sneaking off behind a coconut palm where I can suck you off real quick? *grins as Harry inhales sharply, jaw immediately clenching*

Harry, emphatically: Yes. Any of that. Jesus, baby... *looks off to the copse of trees longingly* *grimaces, tossing back his drink and waving for another* *roughly* I can't risk it... That we'd be offending their customs or something. *huskily, into Draco's ear* No matter how much I want to lick your arsehole so open that my cock slides into you with no resistance whatsoever... No matter how much I want those lips wrapped around my cock…

Draco, tilting his head back and dragging Harry's mouth down: *tightens his hand in his hair as they kiss* *hoarsely, eyes glazed and dark* Either take me to bed and do all of that right fucking now or shut up and talk about something else until you do.

Harry, jaw tight: Fuck it.  Thirty more minutes and the moon’ll be high enough. *stares at Draco heatedly* Let’s get another drink.

~Forty minutes later, stumbling through their villa towards the bedroom~

Draco, through puffs of warm, pineapple scented air: *tearing wildly at Harry's flimsy cotton shirt* Geddoff, geddoff-- *moans as Harry shoves him up against the bedroom door and kisses him hungrily* *breathless* F-few more steps-- nearly there-- c'mon--

Harry, fumbling the bedroom door open: *gets it on the third try* *wrestles Draco inside, tossing him on the bed; covers Draco immediately with his own body, hands clumsily flying to undo Draco's cargo shorts* God, you're sexy. I misses, um mistered-- *laughs* --missed you, do you know that? Fuck... *rolls his body against Draco's, kissing him hotly and tugging Draco's shorts and pants down as Draco hastily does the same*

Draco, shoving Harry's clothes down his legs with his feet: I mi-- I missed-- *hums, mouthing at Harry's cheek and jaw* We're married-- *squirms suddenly, chortling* Awfully wedded-- A'mean, lawfully wedded-- *curls one leg around him and rolls them over, pressing wet kisses down his chest, pinching and biting at his nipples, settling between his thighs with a sigh* *tilts his head thoughtfully at the mostly limp cock in front of him, peeling down the foreskin with one thumb and flicking swift licks up along the underside* Going to suck-- husband-cock. *slurps loudly at the head, tugging at his balls with one hand*

Harry, groaning and bucking into Draco's mouth weakly: *fists his hand into Draco's hair* *mumbles, slurring* Feels so good, Draco...I love the way my cock sucks--is sucked-- the way you do that... *moans, head falling back* *grimaces, reaching up.with his free hand to rub his forehead as Draco curls his tongue around his cock * Mmmm. Keep--keep doin'.

Draco, suddenly looking around, smacking his lips: *blinks around the semi darkness* Is there more booze? *sucks lazily for a few more seconds, before popping off again* I dunno, champagne or something-- *hums around Harry's cock, taking him right down to the root before sucking his way back up again, abruptly pulling off to hiccup softly*

Harry, with a low whine: Hey-- don't stop doing... *gives a mufffled grunt and heaves himself up, muttering* No--no more booze... This isn't working. Wanna fuck like.the-- like.the marrieds. *moans, less happily, as Draco continues lapping at his cock* Sibering charm... I need a-- a sibering-- sobering charm. *Summons wand* Hey..Hey wait... *tugs Draco's hair until he looks up, bleary-eyed * Gonna cast you. Cast you. Then you do me, 'kay? I'm not getting... I gotta get…

Draco, collapsing into giggles: *sniggers without pause into a pillow, thumping one fist drunkenly* Do you-- You said to do-- *abruptly quietens and gasps as Harry's less than effective charm grazes weakly over his skin* Stop iz tickle-- *hiccups again* *suddenly grabs for the phone* Lez just... lez just call someone to come do us-- *goes back to giggling again, clamping a hand over his mouth as the receptionist comes on at the other end* 'Ello? No iz nothing-- Harry wants-- Harry wants to do-- to cast--

Harry, furrowing his brow and trying to concentrate: *blasts a rough sobering charm at Draco, who jolts with the force of it, shuddering and gagging as the alcohol is burned out of his system* *grunts with satisfaction despite Draco's sudden glare* Good.. Yeah. I wanna do you. *giggles* Tha' wush funnier than you thought... Than I thought... Now you do me... *leers drunkenly*

Draco, tearing through the bed looking for his wand: *points his wand threatening at Harry* *snorts loudly as he yelps and holds up his hands* *shoots of a whole bunch of Sobering Charms that have Harry rolling off the bed with a dry heave* Huh. Well, that was fun. *grins* Feel better?

Harry, still gagging: *hoarsely* Brill, thanks. *pauses, catching his breath* Jesus, what was in those last drinks?! *levers himself up and catches Draco's arm, dragging him forward* Now, let's try that again. *kisses Draco deeply, smiling against his mouth when Draco releases a soft moan* *murmurs * Care to continue what you were just doing?

Draco, roughly: I don't know, are you ready to be taken apart--? *shoves him back onto the pillows, crouching over him as they kiss messily* *crawls straight back down, lapping over the crown once, grabbing both his wrists and tucking them below his back, so his hips stay arched* So, what was I doing again? Oh, that's right. *lets his cock slide in slowly, slipping over his tongue, until he's pressed into his throat, and then hums around it, moving back up, suction increasing steadily*

Harry, arching into the sensation, hand falling to Draco's hair again: *breathless* Oh. Oh, Christ. *unsteadily* Maybe a- a little harder, baby. *nods to self when Draco hollows out his cheeks, sucking roughly, and begins to massage his balls* *chest heaving as he rolls his hips to get deeper into Draco's throat* *pauses; lifts head awkwardly* *blushing* I-- I don't know why I'm-- Um.

Draco, pulling back and brushing his hair out of his eyes: *pants slightly, pumping one hand swiftly over his cock* Well, give it a second, would you? *mouths wetly along the feebly stirring shaft, sucking into the crook of his balls, sucking them into his mouth by turn, licking wetly before continuing with his tongue, bringing up up over the length and closing his mouth around the head* *bobs for several seconds, breathing noisily through his nose, gently twisting his balls as he sucks wetly* *pulls off once more, wiping his chin on his hand and frowning down curiously, teasing under the spit soaked head with his thumb* You alright, love?

Harry, face flaming: *stammers uncomfortably* Yeah. I-um- I... *glares down at his wetly-gleaming, mostly soft cock in helpless betrayal* *sighs, falling back to rub his forehead again* I just... I have a headache still. *hastily, when Draco whips a look at him* Just a little one; I was fine to leave the hospital, but... I haven't slept much. *sits up, frowning; considers Draco for a long moment* *perks up* *with a low purr* You know what I need? I need to take you apart first. That'll do it... *pulls Draco and and kisses him; whispers* On your stomach, love…

Draco, still slightly sullen: But I give good head, you've told me so yourself-- *leans his arms on the gigantic stack of pillows and sighs as he rests his cheek on them* And I've never failed to-- get you-- *shuts his eyes and turns his face into the pillows with a little moan* Harry!

Harry, spreading Draco's arse cheeks wide with a little murmured cleansing spell: *lowers his head and begins lapping at Draco's arsehole, licking firmly over the furled spot, groaning as it twitches and clenches against his tongue* *pulls away after a moment* Or maybe I'll just eat you til you come, this first time, hmm? *resumes, licking with increasing pressure, using the tip of his tongue to trace Draco's rim* *presses it inside, groaning quietly when Draco pushes back against his face with a muffled sob* *slips a hand up and pushes one finger into Draco as he continues to lick at the skin stretching around it* Feel good? Can you come like this, love? *lifts head when Draco doesn't respond but for another strange sob* Draco? *climbs up over him, eyes.widening furiously* *shakes his shoulder as Draco releases not a sob, but a snore* *incredulous* Draco! Did you just fall asleep while I was rimming you?!

Draco, quickly wiping the corner of his mouth and blinking up at him: What... No... *turns over onto his back and stretches until his back clicks, curling his lips inwards to stifle a yawn* No, baby, really-- I was-- That was so good, my arse is still clenching look-- *brings his knees up* Go on, put your fingers in me or something-- *brings his arms up over his head and settles into the downy mattress more firmly with a little sigh, eyes fluttering briefly* Going to take you so well.

Harry, scowling: You're not even hard! *mutters a lubrication charm and slips two fingers, not entirely gently, into Draco's arse* *pumps them deeper, skating them over Draco's prostate, eyes on Draco's cock, which gives a couple of twitches as Draco's legs relax open wider* *frustrated* I just got out of the hospital; what's your excuse? It's our bloody wedding night!

Draco, not even bothering to stifle the next one, yawning widely and rubbing at one eye: I haven't slept in... like... two months-- ah! *bucks his hips a few times, biting his lip and tightening around Harry’s fingers* Mmmm, so good, Harry, love it when you finger me-- *yawns again with a long, hooting sound, smacking his lips and shaking his head vigorously as he lifts onto his elbows* Okay, here we go, here we go-- *suddenly flumps back down, dragging Harry into a half embrace as he turns over onto his side, trapping Harry's arm between his thighs as he burrows his face into his shoulder, Harry's fingers still wiggling around hopelessly inside him* Here, see? So much... nicer like this-- *yawns into his neck* --comfortable.

Harry, with sad little whimper: *pulls his fingers from Draco's arse and ruts his soft cock against him hopelessly* Really? This is really going to be how we spend our wedding night? *snuggles closer anyway, catching Draco's yawn* I'm so hot for you, though... *words going sleepy and slow* Want to fuck you into the mattress, baby. Fill you up with come? *eyes fluttering shut; nods* So yeah. 'm gonna do that... In just a minute. Gonna take you so hard. And spank you too…

Draco, already drooling onto his shoulder: *wild; slurred* Oh, it was-- tha' was so good, baby, you-- you just took me so fucking hard I-- *tangles their legs together, one hand knotted in his hair, other arm wrapped around him tightly* Oooohh, my arse throbs, it's so-- I'm so sore-- all the...come dripping...your come...inside my. Me. My bum-- *trails off, mouth sagging open a little as they start snoring lightly in tandem, the moon finally rising high in the sky outside*

~Harry and Draco's Tahitian villa, 10 am~

Harry, waking with a start, automatically seeking Draco's warmth: *looks down at Draco in astonishment, remembering the last day* *lip trembles for a moment as he nuzzles Draco's throat and gets a sleeping sigh in return* *rubs his fully-roused cock against the crevice of Draco's arse slowly* *head pops up in delight* *sneakily reaches around and brushes over Draco's cock, grinning when he finds Draco hard as well* *stealthily grabs his wand and rolls Draco to his back, charming a blindfold onto him* *levitates his arms and ties his wrists to the middle of the headboard with silvery restraints* *smiles mischievously and lowers his mouth to Draco's leaking prick, sucking him down in one long slide*

Draco, mumbling in his sleep, hips arching high up: *emits a cracked groan, eyes flickering open under the blindfold* What's-- *panics slightly, twisting around wildly and straining against the restraints* Harry?! *fucks up once into his mouth, feet pressing into the bed* Why have you-- What are we-- *cries out softly* Harry!

Harry, pulling off for a moment: *slyly* Well, I thought a wedding morning would have to suffice, since you were so tired last night... Plus, it seemed a shame to waste this. *lowers head again, lips widening around Draco's cock as he presses his tongue in light, teasing little flicks against the underside of the glans* *moans as he sinks deeper, letting the vibration of his throat spread over the head of Draco's cock as Draco arches into it* *wordlessly slickens a finger and presses it against Draco's rim, rubbing softly as Draco groans and twists, greedy arsehole trying to pull the tip of his finger in*

Draco, teeth grit slightly: Oh, I was so tired last night, eh? Right, and you were-- ah, fuck, Harry-- and you were just raring to go, weren't you? *barks out a laugh as Harry tickles the softness of his inner thigh* Wh-what's with the fucking blindfold, Harry, I want to fucking look at you, if it's all the same, please?!

Harry, slurping off Draco's cock loudly: It's not, though... It's not all the same. We've been apart for months and you'll get your pound of flesh--I'm looking forward to it--but now I'm taking mine. *twists two fingers inside Draco steadily until his knuckles are seated against the inside of his arse cheek* For the way you let me leave; and the way you didn’t follow. For almost three months of missing you so desperately I couldn't think or sleep or eat. *swirls his tongue in a light swish around the crown of Draco's cock, thrusting his fingers in a quick rhythm as Draco writhes and gasps* *smiles ferally* Is that alright with you? Husband?

Draco, kicking around dangerously: Let you leave?! What were you hoping I'd do, wrestle you down?! And I wasn't exactly having the time of my life without you, you know?! *moans, fucking shamelessly onto Harry's fingers* You know, husband dearest, if you untied me, I'll turn over and hold myself open for you to watch while you fuck me open?

Harry, with a muffled laugh: You'll do that anyway. Later. *slides a third finger alongside the others and presses deep* *thoughtfully * I think I might want to watch you come on my face first... Maybe I'll unspell the blindfold for that. If you're good. *coasts a firm touch over Draco's swollen prostate with an abrupt rub* *mouths gently under Draco's prick sucking one tightened ball into his mouth; sucks and fondles it for a moment, using his free hand to stroke Draco's dribbling, ruddy cock* *pulls off, resting his chin against Draco's thigh as his hands work in tandem* *softly *I know I'm at fault too. I know, love. But like I said, you'll get your turn. In the meantime... *grins to himself* Well, there are certain advantages to waking up first.

Draco, groaning as he arches into and away from his touch simultaneously: Oh, shut up, Potter, I'm sure you were up like three seconds before I was-- Fuck, please! *lets his thighs fall wide open* Come on, love, I'll make it worth your while, you know I will. I'll-- I'll do that for you, I'll open myself up and you can-- *hisses, whining under his breath* --you can watch. You can-- You can instruct me the way you'd like me to and I'll-- Harry, I'll do it, you know I will, I'll be so good-- *clenches down hard as Harry teases to pull out* Don't you want to fuck me, though? Fuck, I'm so tight right now, can't you feel it? Can't you feel the way I'm holding on to you? Go on, Harry, push in there, just fuck me-- *with a helpless shout as his prostate is rubbed more firmly* Oh god, Harry, I-- We-- we're married now, hmm? We're-- I'm your husband, this is the first time we're going to fuck as spouses, come on come on!

Harry, grinning: *pulls his fingers out abruptly* *grips Draco's hips tightly and flips him onto his stomach, Draco's suspended wrists crossing* *cracks a sudden palm against Draco's arse cheek, which jiggles from the force of the blow* *calmly* Yes, husband, we're married. You're absolutely right; we should definitely fuck first. *spanks Draco twice more, loud and fast* *sits up higher on his knees and lines up, pushing his cock forward with no warning, sliding in halfway with a thick groan* *steadies Draco's hips with one hand; uses the other for another resounding slap against Draco's arse as he thrusts in further*

Draco, eyes falling shut under the blindfold: *moans softly, arching into the press of Harry's body* Oh, like that, Harry, that's brilliant, baby, god-- *pants raggedly as he tries to find some leverage to buck more effectively into each thrust, his body jerking with every well placed spank, groaning with satisfaction at each blow* That's it-- that's it! Oh good god! *tightens around him with a little growl, lifting his arse for his hand* *breathless laughter* Such a model husband, such a tender lover-- Oh!

Harry, with a strained chuckle: *pulls his prick out and slams it back in to the hilt, in time with another sharp, punishing blow* Now you're getting the idea. *rocks into Draco, faster and faster, spontaneously smacking a hand on random inward thrusts, balls slapping against the curve of Draco's arse* *groaning * I-- I feel you... You're gonna-- *hips stuttering in short, graceless ruts as Draco's arse spasms tighter around his cock, hand pressing firmly into the small of Draco's back* *growls* I love the way you come. *cries out as Draco yells and starts to come and yanks his cock out, reaching around to stroke Draco through his climax* *rests against his back for a moment; rolls off breathlessly, circling his cock with tight fingers to forestall his own orgasm* *spells away Draco's restraints and blindfold* *smiles lazily when Draco casts him an incredulous look* Your turn.

Draco, rolling onto his back, eyes fixed on Harry's dripping length: *snaps* My turn to what, be an arse? *lifts one foot and traces the big toe slowly over one of his hip bones, biting his lip as he brings it down to the thatch of damp curls and brushes it around the base of his cock* Maybe I'll just go right back to sleep, you know? I mean, you had your chance to come. Not my fault you were stupid enough not to take it. Marrieds don't have as much time for sex, Potter. *sniffs and makes a pointed show of settling back into bed, grinning brightly before quickly hiding it*

Harry, humming complacently: Oh, I can still come... *catches Draco's eyes and holds them as he wraps a fist around his wet cock* *strokes his shaft smoothly, teasing back his foreskin and swiping a thumb over the dribbling slit* *with a shuddering breath* I just thought--fuck, ah!--you might have a thing or two to get off your chest about the last couple months. Now's the time, Malfoy.. *lower, a little uncertain*...Potter. *bites his lip and finally breaks their gaze, stroking over his cock more quickly*

Draco, sitting up and catching Harry's wrist, stilling his hand: *rolls him onto his back and straddles him, sealing their mouths together with a soft sound, both hands diving into his hair and holding his head in place* *pulling back wetly, hips swivelling around as he grinds his belly into Harry's hardness* What did you have in mind, what kind of things would I want to get off my chest? *starts leaving wet, sucking kisses down the side of his throat, gently guiding one of his hands to cup his arse* Are you asking if I entertained myself with the company of another man or two? *nibbles at the flesh of his earlobe, tracing the curve of the shell with his tongue* I didn't. Are you asking if I considered moving on with my life, moving on past you, past us - finding someone else? *bites firmly into his shoulder, tone wry* Believe me, I tried. *renews some of the fading bruises he'd left along his jaw the previous evening* Did I spend every single waking hour since the night you left me wondering if you'd die on the field before we could work things out? *pauses, pressing their brows together* ...Pretty much.

Harry, breathless, eyes blown black: *hoarsely* I walked around like a zombie for months; I didn’t realize how much I'd come to rely on you before I left-- *groans raggedly as Draco continues to undulate on top of him* --knowing you were there to come back to... I lost my love for it, when I lost you. I knew I wouldn't be able to move on. I couldn't look at another man without wanting you; it's fucking visceral, Draco, how deep you're in me now. *guiding Draco's hips up higher over his cock, which smears precome wetly between them* *voice soft* So take me, love. *nudges Draco up, and lines the tip of his prick against Draco's puffy, swollen entrance again*

Draco, nodding at once, lips parted as his breath hitches: *reaches back once to hold him in place, and bears down quickly, dropping down with a long, gritted groan, body shuddering, thighs quivering as he sinks onto his length* *blinks slowly, licking his lips as he brings Harry back into focus, giving him a small, stunning smile as he starts to move in a gentle rock* Harry-- *arches, head dropping back as he steadies himself with one hand splayed on his chest* Did we seriously fucking elope? Am I dreaming all of this? Because it is ridiculous-- *emits a low, throaty chuckle as Harry barks out a laugh and bucks up into him, hands steady on his hips* Why can't we ever just do things normally?!

Harry, fucking upward with slow, rolling thrusts: *breathless; eyes shining* If we did things normally, we wouldn't be us. *grins, fingers digging into Draco's hips as continues to rise and fall slowly, his arse swallowing Harry's cock and clenching deliberately around it* *voice tight* And if we did, I doubt your arse would be quite as colourful as it currently is, Husband... *groans, long and low* F-f-fuck that feels good, baby. Faster, do it faster... *grips Draco's thickening cock in one hand and begins to stroke it to full hardness, flicking the pad of his thumb against the pulsing vein beneath it *

Draco, obediently picking up pace: *through his wheezing pants* Oh god, you're going to be calling me that for the entirety of the near conceivable future, aren't you? Husband. Potter. Spouse. Ugh, you're a sappy fuck, Potter. *suddenly leans down to kiss him hungrily* And yet, I married you anyway. *grins warmly, eyes crinkled and bright* Chose to be stuck with you forever. Something to be said about my own stupidity, I guess-- *fucks jerkily into his fist, tightening his rim on every downward slide, grinding down hard until Harry starts to come, bucking and swearing obscenely* So classy, Potter, how'd I get so luck-- ah, oh Merlin!

Harry, fucking eagerly into the wet, clenching heat of Draco's arse as his cock throbs out thick ropes of spunk into him: Fucking hell, Malfoy, fuck yes... *eyes rolling back in his head as he fucks through his orgasm, fist squeezing and sliding over Draco's cock until Draco suddenly stiffens and arches, giving a surprised grunt as starts to climax, shooting pale, pearly streaks of come over Harry's stomach* *groans lowly as Draco's sphincter convulses around his oversensitive prick, until Draco falls over him bonelessly* *strokes Draco's back as he gets his breath back* *hesitantly, into Draco's hair* Um... About the whole, "telling your mother" thing? *quirks a grin when Draco looks up warily* I call "not it".

Draco, glaring openly: Did you seriously just opt out of telling my mother...while still inside me? *with a sudden rushed exhale* Fine. You're finding and telling Pansy, then. And you're telling my father.

Harry, with a snort: Fine. Your father is the one who told me where to find you at the Manor, and if he wants to fight, well... I can’t say I haven't had several satisfying dreams about it. And Parkinson I can handle. I'll just remind her about the whole "Potter's here, give him to the dark lord" bit; I haven't had a chance to use that, yet. Your mother, however, has gotten scary. *slightly mournful* She liked me so much, before... *chuckles* In return, I'll let you be the one to tell Ron. Or we could just do what I said... Keep it a secret until we have a big ceremony... *pauses* Draco? Do they even know you're gone?

Draco, chewing on his lip thoughtfully, gaze faraway: I'm not sure, I asked an elf to tell them I'll return shortly. *blinks anxiously for a few seconds before shrugging carelessly* Ah, well. They're all probably going to assume we're at our Manor. And I think I'm rather going to enjoy telling Weasely. We should totally send him a picture of my arse with 'Just Hitched' painted on it in your handwriting or something. *cackles to himself, sliding off Harry and slapping a hand onto his own thigh* And we should Charm it he can never burn it or throw it away and every time he tries to Vanish it, it multiplies by ten-- *dissolves into more laughter*

Harry: *gives Draco a stern look that melts into helpless laughter* *wheezing* Oh, god, baby, do it. R-Ron's face would just be... *grabs Draco abruptly and gives him.a fierce kiss* You're the most insanely diabolical, sneakily Slytherin, gorgeously-arsed brat, and I'm absolutely mad about you. *as Draco presses himself closer, wrapping a leg around the backs of Harry's thighs* We can tell them later, though. When we get back. *cups one of Draco's arse cheeks, skimming his fingers down the slick crease; buries his head in Draco's throat* *muffled* How long d'you think we have?

Draco, cradling his head and humming into his hair: Before they send out search parties for Harry Potter? I'd say it was a good thing you checked us in here under fake names. We should probably also just sneak away to some other lovely little beach paradise. *sighs, stroking his hand down his flank* Just be...until we absolutely have to go back and rejoin the stupid world. *scowls* Unless there's another mission that requires your immediate attention back home.

Harry, rolling atop him: *eyes dancing as he fits himself between Draco's lax thighs* *kisses Draco heatedly as his cock begins to stir once more* Nothing more dangerous than marriage to you, my love.

 ~Fin~

(for now. Lol)

(and so many hugs to all of you!  stay tuned for @l0vegl0wsinthedark to post an announcement, mid week!)

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☆ The Library ☆

kazuha x gn! reader

prompt: - you and kazuha attend the same university, him being a english lit major and you being a person in stem😎 your paths never crossed until that day in the library…

*this is an smau so please do expect a lot of twitter posts and messages to read, there will be proper writing too but, it will mostly be that!!*

warning! light angst? y/n being too oblivious to realise their feelings🙄

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☆ winter is coming ☆

12:34am

as always we sat comfortably together in the far corner of the library. it’s so quiet in here but the quiet is very much welcomed.

kazuha was silently reading through the final page of his essay, he looked so peaceful like this. his posture was relaxed as his eyes moved back and forth across the words on his screen. from this angle i could see every small little detail of his face- from his light freckles, to the small furrow in his brows as he read. my god this man is gorgeous.

we had decided to clean the last section of the library first as we figured it would tire us out a bit, we were completely right. i’m knackered right now, and i could tell kazuha is too.

“i think it’s done” he muttered as he turned towards me with a gentle smile, he always looked so lovely when such a small curve graced his face.

“that perfect! that means we’re completely done here then!” i exclaimed with a smile of my own finding peace on my own face

i begin to help kazuha pack up his own things as we head towards the large doors of the library

good i’m so happy i wont have to walk through these stupid doors every night

“i’ll hand this is in tomorrow morning, i really can’t thank you enough for your help y/n” carefully he reached out for me, pulling me gently into his embrace

my head found solace on his shoulder as his arms wrapped around my waist with such caution, almost as if he was afraid he’d hurt me

“i should be the one thanking you, i never would’ve finished without your help kazuha” we slowly pulled away from eachother as he began walking me back to my dorms

this had become some sort of routine, we’d finish up and he’d walk me back. however, he’d never hugged me before, it was new but definitely not unwelcome

this routine was about to be over forever

it all hit me like a ton of bricks

i’d said it as a joke before but it’s so likely we’d never see each other again. i mean sure we have each other’s numbers but i doubt we’d text much, we don’t have a reason too anymore

i didn’t want this to be over

but what could i do? we’d already said goodbye

he’s leaving

i just have to accept this.

a/n omg💀 im so sorry for the long ass break, i had a hell of a lot of exams this january, but thankfully i have a week off next week (and then more exams😀🔫)

i hope you enjoyed this part and i can assure you that the next 2 will be out v soon after these😉

also lets just all ignore that i forgot to change the times on the group chat texts-

take care of yourselves <33

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Sacred/Secular part 2

Wasssup! It’s been ages since I last updated my blog. But I thought: why not now? Today I wanted to speak about the recent uproar regarding Afronation and whether Christians ought to attend such an event and music festivals in general. Let me first just bluntly state my view from the get-go. I’m not really bothered whether or not Christians go to music festivals or not. As long as they stay safe, are responsible, and their conscience is clear, they can do whatever. It’s not my business to comment on what other people do in their private lives, especially if I have no form of relationship with them.

HOWEVER, I need to acknowledge a very important point which is embodied in 1 Corinthians 6:12: ‘You say, “I am allowed to do anything”—but not everything is good for you. And even though “I am allowed to do anything,” I must not become a slave to anything.’ This verse is such an important verse to live by. Anything in excess can become very problematic. If we live by every single impulse that comes to mind, then we enslave ourselves and walk into a path of self-sabotage and destruction. When it comes to engaging in various forms of entertainment, you have to be very honest with yourself. God already knows your motives. Ask yourself “why do I want to engage in this activity?” If we did this more regularly, we’d avoid so much heartache.

Moment of transparency: I have to do this constantly when it comes to the type of TV and anime I watch. If you didn’t know, fanservice is extremely common in anime. Fanservice is basically content any form of sexual content, made to arouse. It includes innuendos, random cleavage shots, underwear shots and so on. It’s annoying as hell for me. It’s normally geared towards male viewers and it’s hard to avoid it unless you watch anime strictly meant for kids, or you’ll have to search hard to find anime without it. I tried making a commitment to avoid all anime that has fanservice in this, but this wasn’t realistic at all. All the anime genres that I like, specifically shonen, isekai, fantasy, drama etc all have fanservice of a certain degree. I can’t change the fact that these are my favourite genres of anime. However, there are specific types of anime that I have decided to cut out completely. These include harem, ecchi etc. The main purpose of these genres is to basically titillate the audience. Every time I’ve tried to watch these types of anime, I would play myself. I know full well the reason I was watching these shows. I still struggle to avoid them from time to time but God is working on me.

Proverbs 4:23 says we ought to guard our hearts. What we let into our minds can deeply affect us. One thing that you should never do is lie to yourself. It’s one thing to lie to others, but to lie to yourself?? Bruh. Don’t do that.

But then…. what about the other side of the argument? If we say no to music festivals, shouldn’t we apply this same logic to football matches where the chants can be very…. bawdy to say the least. What about movies, TV shows, pop culture festivals and weddings where a lot of the same songs played at music festivals will be played when you get married? We all know that you won’t be playing “Everything na double double” at your honeymoon, lez be honest. *Nigerian accent* And as someone has already stated; if we say Christians shouldn’t participate in these activities, then what are the alternatives? What should Christians do for fun? Do I stop reading YA fantasy just because the content is more mature than middle grade fantasy? I think we’re great at telling others what not to do without offering alternatives. Too many Christians form the basis of their faith walk on the opinions of other believers who think their word is “gospel.” That’s dangerous. It’ll leave people anxiety riddled and constantly obsessing over sin. Guard your heart, yes. But don’t let it lead you into legalism.

Listen, I’m a pop culture lover. I am a gamer and a bookworm and otaku. These things are part of what makes me who I am. My identity is in Jesus, but Jesus has also given me a personality with interests and hobbies and I don’t think it gives him any glory when I try to erase parts of who he made me to be just to appear more “righteous.” My righteous is in him alone. Dassit. I hope this post has been encouraging for you. Have a lovely day.

#afronation sacredvssecular