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manforsale · 2 years

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I got the uhhhhh…daddy and mommy issues pack

#GOD oof #movies of all time #boy (2010)#everything everywhere all at once #billy.speaks

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phtalogreenpoison · 4 months

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Poetry for my oc

Er hope you like?

#poetry #my oc #my poetry #my poem #original poem #poems on tumblr #poem #poems and poetry #words words words #ok so i wrote this about my oc dorian green #in case anyone was wondering #but it's also thinly veiled projection of my 14 year old self saying this intended to be a comfort #and me later realizing how messed up the whole conversation was #god oof #don't mind me exposing myself on the internet #bsd oc #oh also this is for the last three sentences you wrote challenge thing i posted!

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lacebird · 2 months

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#plot what plot

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN in THE LAST MAN (2019)

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philsbrownquiff · 2 months

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Guys, Phil is 37…. Debating if they’ll have kids or not is pointless he’s already too old to be getting pregnant without complications (geriatric pregnancy starts at 35), not to mention his health problems. Like Dan should’ve knocked him up years ago, they’re really past the point of no return. Sorry about it but they’re not stupid, they would’ve already done it if they were gonna

#does this joke even make sense #I really do not know #and I don’t know why I’m making it #mpreg #male pregnancy #lyd.og #phan #oh god that tag here is… oof #also obviously this whole post is dumb and you can get pregnant after 35 and blah blah blah #dan and phil

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inkyteaart · 9 months

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If I may, IF I MAY...Jason having you read to him while he eats you out or while you warm his cock. Him spanking you each time you mess up, after all he knows this book by heart. And once you can't take it anymore and you're stuttering and making mistakes back to back, he tells you how dumb you are. How simple a task to read to him, and you can't even do that. He fucks you, holds you down by the neck and tells you how this is all you're good for.

"Bet you're fucked too stupid to say my name right...come on baby...say it"

"J-jay!!"

"Oooh...fuck, so close. Missing a few syllables....keep trying, scream my name!"

Debating if I wanna write this my damned self but also I do not often write...

#inkytalks #inkythoughts #inkywrites?#jason todd x reader #jason todd #x reader #im at work so this may seem a bit uh...rushed #but i had thoughts of Jason just...oof #idk why i want him to tell me im too dumb for anything but cock #my intelligence is my weak spot #i flinch at the slightest idea of ppl thinking im dumb #but my god

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deedala · 11 months

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Ian x Debbie + just hashtag gay ginger middle children things

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semisolidmind · 3 months

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How long do you think Y/N was stuck inside playtime, saving the toys she did and defeating the prototype? A couple days? A week?

I imagine after all that, Y/N took a long and hot shower after all that. If not immediately passing out from the lack of proper food and medical aid

idk. the game makes it all feel like it's happening pretty fast. it looks dark outside in the first chapter, so the player is there at night or early morning. once they get deeper into the factory, you obviously can't tell time by daylight, and i don't think you can see any clocks anywhere.

id wager the timeline of the game takes place over about a week? maybe less? if each game only takes a few hours to complete, it's maybe happening over the span of only a couple days?

but yeah, regardless of how long it takes, the player would probably pass out as soon as they and any of their rescued toys are away from any danger. as soon as everyone is settled in the house, y/n is passing out and not waking back up for at least a day or two.

#god the adrenaline crash would be brutal after all of that #poor yn would be exhausted beyond belief #and all the injuries theyve racked up for the last 3 chapters??#oof

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c-rowlesdraws · 1 year

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fish plates, set of three, slightly mischievous. They’re vintage! 🐟🍽✨

I got the idea for this picture yesterday and decided to paint straight thru until it was done. I’ve been struggling with rendering lately, and it felt good to let myself relax and have fun taking something to this level of detail.

Style inspirations for this one include Chris Van Allsburg, René Magritte, and those baking recipe blogs that shoot all their photos in super low, moody lighting and leave twine and pinecones and powdered sugar scattered all over the table in every one.

#painting #illustration #fish #moody #surreal #my art #original art #god oof i love painting wood grain

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boyfriendstevie · 9 months

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So like can we discuss bf!steve who lives for picnic dates?? Blankets on the grass, lovely weather, feeding each other fruit, your thighs in your sundress, eating you out in the car before dropping you off? ❤️

oh my GODDDD WE ABSOLUTELY CAN. we have to discuss it, actually. oral (f receiving), MDNI!!!

it'd be so fucking sweet. throwing grapes into each other's mouths, feeding the other strawberries, laying on the blankets together, your head on steve's chest while you look at the clouds and point out the weird shapes to each other. soft kisses in the sun. steve is quite literally golden, glowing in the sun, sunglasses perched on his freckled nose. UGH.

and then. before you can head home, he gets you in the backseat of his car, pushes your pretty sundress up to your hips, and spreads your thighs, big hands holding you open as he buries his face between them.

he's eating you out like he's a man starved. sucking and licking in just the right places. he's fucking moaning as he licks broad stripes through your folds, teasing kisses to your clit. you feel hot in every sense of the word; the way steve is very clearly getting off on this, but also in the way your skin sticks to the leather of his car's seats, your face burning as you whine and tangle your fingers in his hair.

"y'got the sweetest pussy, baby," he murmurs against the soft skin of your thigh, "prettiest, too."

his words make you moan, hips pushing toward his face, almost desperately, "steve, fuck-" your words are cut off as his tongue finds your entrance, dipping inside of you, his nose nudging into your clit. pleasure twists in your tummy, and your thighs threaten to close around steve's head, struggling against his strong hold on them.

you're already so fucking close, and then two of his fingers sink into your cunt as he sucks on your clit. it doesn't take long for you to fall apart for him, clenching around his fingers as they fuck in and out of you. it's almost pitiful the way you moan and squirm, back arching off of the seats.

steve doesn't want to seem to stop, fingers and tongue working you through your orgasm, and you have to push at him and wiggle your hips, gasping, "steve, 's too much, 'm sensitive-"

"sorry, sorry," he apologizes, though he doesn't sound all that remorseful, "y'just taste so good, baby. can't get enough of you. and you sound so pretty when you cum." and then, as if to prove his point, he brings his hand to his mouth, licking his fingers clean of your slick.

you're still panting as you try to catch your breath, and if you weren't already so hot, you know you'd be flushed at his action, "christ, steve."

and then, not long later when he drops you off at home, he gives you a sweet kiss goodbye. you can definitely still taste yourself on his lips.

#SCREECH #steve harrington smut #steve harrington x reader smut #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington blurb #steve harrington fluff #stevie #god bless u anon #ur doing the lords work today #sorry it's short but OOF #hope u like it anyway ily #kit answers #kit writes #anon #steve thots

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royalarmyofoz · 5 months

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#god i thought i was over this show but ngl this got me #hacks hbo #ava x deborah #oof haven't typed that tag in a WHILE

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the-music-maniac · 1 year

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I'm amused at how confused some people are at the idea of Puss being shipped with Death when Shrek is a series of movies that had a DONKEY canonically get together with a freaking DRAGON