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sweetery-ko · 3 years

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this blog is the definition of ✨best boys zone✨ can i request for Hajime and Izuru with a s/o who loves attention and physical affection but is too afraid to ask for it?

You get it, anon!! These three are my top favorites of all! Even though 2/3 of these boys are literally the same person, I still love them as an individual (Twin au gang rise up) also I may or may not have a little too much fun on Izuru's part hehe.

Wonderful sprite edit by u/MidDinos by Reddit

CW: Hajime Hinata, Izuru Kamukura, mentions of Ch/aki N/nami, F/yuhiko K/zuryu, a little bit of swearing (classic baby gangsta), very ambigious spoiler(?) for Hajime’s talent, mentions of non-despair!au J/nko En/shima being Izuru’s bestie

Hajime and Izuru with a affection starved S/O that's afraid to ask them for love

Oh no, this is bad. Like, really really bad.

This guy is as dense- scratch that, even more denser than a rock, no matter how much you try your best to not be as subtle, he won’t get it.

That one time you actually got courage to tug at his shirt and hold his forearm, he’ll give you a confused look and used his other hand to hold you back. It was a very awkward few hours and the uncomfortable position is not helping either.

Sometimes, in the most rarest occurrences, Hajime, will begin to think that you often brushing your words off and you never initiate any type of affection unless he does it first is quite odd.

When he asks for cuddle (in his own tsundere way), you put so much effort and dedication to it like it’s your job or something but you never ask for it yourself? very weird.

He decided that it is weird for you to act like that, y’know? So he decided to talk to his friend, Chiaki. Maybe she’ll agree with him too? well, he did got his answer but not in a way he expected.

“You only realize now?” “Huh?”

Was it that obvious? was his other peers talking about him being oblivious actually true..? or.. could Chiaki could be lying about you being a shy cutiepie to cheer him up because of your talent/because you not having a talent will just embarrass you both? probably.

*Insert Chiaki facepalming here*

Maybe if he goes to his other best friend, Fuyuhiko will say something different? they know each other like the back of their hand so maybe he will spit the real deal?

“Hajime, are you fucking stupid or something? Of course they’re too shy to ask you. They’re not even good at hiding it.” ok fine, he’ll admit defeat.

Hajime gulped a little in nervousness before telling that he doesn’t mind at all if you want to be affectionate and even (subtly) tells you that he’s looking forward to holding hands with you too and etc. Though, I recommend you please do show your affection to him so he would not regret this.

He fortunately got to realize your change your behavior. You’re still a little shy but at least you finally got to finally say what you wanted to say for so long.

Lucky for you, he already knew. He has the ultimate mind reader, ultimate facial expression reader and whatever the hell he has to help him recognize your little struggle.

Izuru wanted to tell you immediately because not only is this a hassle for you but also a hassle for him. He rarely initiates any sort of affection other than mediocre comfort because he's not really knowledgeable on what to do and he's never ever seen couple related activities going on here so... He's clueless despite having vast knowledge.

Also, he's also a very affection starved person as well. Either he doesn't know about it or he's in denial is all up for you to find out, good luck on that.

As soon as he was about to get up from his seat, his quote on quote ‘friend’, Junko Enoshima objected to such ideas, how did she knew his idea? Not sure as well.

She's most definitely was or still is a gyaru, and to be a stereotypical gyaru, she writes corny love stories on her cell phone. She would definitely want to experience or at least view one of her garbage love stories come to life so she commence.. "operation tease a pretend you didn't do anything so s/o will be desperate!!"

"...No."

Welp, there goes Junko's plan gone into useless ashes. He just decided to say the word by calling you to get into his dorm and have a cuddle session while talking about cuddling or general affection.

Man's fully prepared with the blankets, pillows, plushies he got from the gacha machine due to pure luck and the television on just for you, he will never focused for such thing.

As soon as you step foot into his dorm, he immediately pushed you into his bed very softly before plopping himself onto your chest, his hair being an extra blanket for both of you.

"S/O, if you want to touch or want my attention, just ask. There's no one else in the world other than you that I would be giving all my love to as you never bore me. And.. Likewise, I crave for your love." He confessed, not possessing his own words the more he spoke.

Izuru would still prefer it if you asked permission first. Sure, he fully expects your presence and needs but still, he would appreciate it if you asked first.

Hope your luck is high, because even if it's everytime, he would blush a little and sometimes even smile when you talk or touch him, as he loves you dearly.

#danganronpa #danganronpa 2 #danganronpa sdr2 #danganronpa x reader #hajime hinata #hajime hinata x reader #izuru kamukura #izuru kamukura x reader #chiaki nanami #tw chiaki #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #tw fuyuhiko #junko enoshima #non despair junko #tw junko

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kuroopaisen · 4 years

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harbour. (iwaizumi hajime)

➵ you give iwaizumi some loving, grounding affection during a time of mundane strife.

wc: 1.6k

warnings: depictions of stress, some swearing

a/n: this is based off a request i got, where the anon asked that “[iwaizumi’s] s/o make it their life mission to have him know that they’re his biggest fan!” i hope this suffices! unbeta’d.

Iwaizumi could usually handle a bad day. But this one? This one was worse than most.

Exam season was bad enough, but throw in two physiology courses that he barely comprehended, and he’d effectively lost at least seven hours of sleep. But life sailed on despite exams, and that meant he still had work.

And it was almost like the entire world was on edge, tense and irritable as he was. He could normally handle the shit thrown at him as a retail worker, but everyone wanted to test his patience again. Pointless, round-about questions he couldn’t answer to their liking, rude customers who thought it was their right to call him names, screaming children throwing up on the floor…

Everything was compounding, a violent tempest of bullshit that he couldn’t outrun. It was the sort of bad day that he felt he might drown under.

By the time he got back to your apartment, you knew.

He didn’t even need to say anything.

You ushered him to the bedroom, ignoring his protests as you pressed your hands against his back.

“Lie down,” you hummed, kissing him on the cheek. “You look exhausted.”

He grumbled something under his breath, but he complied. He could never say no to you, after all.

As he laid himself down, letting some of the tension in his muscles ease away as they made contact with the mattress, you rushed to the kitchen. A flick of a switch and the kettle’s boiling while you rifled through your cupboard in search of some chamomile.

In the bedroom, Iwaizumi closed his eyes, letting the clatter from the kitchen bring him some sense of comfort. No matter how difficult things got, no matter how much he doubted himself… you were always here to welcome him home.

You swiftly prepared the chamomile, mixing in half a teaspoon of honey and a tiny bit of cold water. You pattered back to the bedroom as gracefully as you could, your eyes trained on the surface of the tea to make sure it wouldn’t spill over on your way. It came dangerously close, but you were proud of the fact that this voyage had ended with no casualties.

You set the tea on the bedside table – not before grabbing a coaster, of course, lest you wanted Iwaizumi to get grumpy about the stains it would leave – and settled yourself on the mattress next to him.

Iwaizumi sat up, stretching his arms over his head with a groan. God, he was sore. He’d spent all these years playing volleyball, and for what? One bad day at work and he felt like a geriatric.

“Long day?” You asked, hand finding its way to one of his knees.

“People are such assholes,” he mumbled, running his hands down his face.

“Do you want to talk about it?” You pouted, your heart aching at just how exhausted he looked. Iwaizumi was more steadfast than most, a rockface that could handle the toughest of storms. But even the strongest of rocks could bleed sand in a tempest.

Iwaizumi shook his head. “If I tell you the story, I’ll just give myself an aneurism.”

You nodded, biting your lip.

“It’s just…” He took a deep breath, letting his eyes flutter closed as he leant against the headboard. “Everything’s…” He searched for the words, for any way to describe what was going on in his head. But the storm was too thick, and if there was a lighthouse nearby, it’s beam wasn’t strong enough to cut through the rain.

“I’m sorry, love,” you hummed, picking up his hand and bringing it to your lips.

Iwaizumi lifted his heavy eyelids, watching you through a haze of fatigue. Sometimes, he just didn’t know what to say to you. He was more reticent than most, his emotions kept away in tightly sealed barrels in his hold, well out of reach for most people. You asked for more from him than anyone else, but he gave it willingly.

“I’m just overwhelmed,” he said, his voice barely above a whisper. You squeezed his hand in response, looking at him with nothing but empathy. He never felt coddled by you, or like you were treating him with pity. You always met him in the middle with love and respect.

“Is it uni?” You asked.

He nodded. “Some of it.” Physiology was giving him a headache, and he just couldn’t seem to wrap his head around some of the core concepts. But if he couldn’t get an anchor on physiology, then his entire career path was in jeopardy.

He’s not the sort to get stuck in such catastrophic thinking, but even Iwaizumi could fall prey to exam season.

“It’s all… a lot,” he mumbled. He didn’t pride himself on his eloquence, but even that seemed dense to him.

“With work, too?”

“Yeah,” he nodded. It felt like a rock was caught in his throat,

He cleared his throat as if to dislodge it, hoping that maybe, just maybe, you’d be able to hear him over the fray.

“Sometimes it feels like I’m not capable of this.”

You let the words hang between the two of you for a bit. They’re heavy, thick, dense with bottled emotions. You know your boyfriend is prone to bouts of insecurity, but he was usually good at getting over them. But sometimes they would linger, sticking to him like the humidity after a bad summer storm.

You had a few ways of dealing with this, but they were all quite different. It wasn’t always easy picking out what would be the most effective.

But, he’d told you how he’d felt. He’d opened up, even if just by a little bit. Maybe, just maybe, you had an idea.

“Do you want me to get cheesy?” You said, running your thumb over his knuckles.

He smiled softly, his other hand coming up to brush your cheek. “If you must.”

Your heart hurt at those words. He really was tired.

“Relax,” you smiled, patting the hand he’d placed on your cheek. He drew it back, letting his shoulders slump a little.

“Well, first of all, you’re very hot,” you said, lifting up his wrist gently and kissing his forearm.

He chuckled at that. The sound is enough to soothe your own worries.

“Second of all, you work harder than anyone I know,” you hummed, letting his arm drop and placing your arms either side of his hips. You propped yourself up so that your eyes met his.

“Thirdly, you’re the most reliable person I’ve ever met, and I know I can trust you with anything,” you said, pressing a kiss to his forehead.

Iwaizumi swallowed roughly, his eyes trained on your face. You didn’t know what was going on in his head, but he hadn’t told you to stop yet.

“You take such good care of me, and I couldn’t be more grateful.” A kiss to his cheek.

“And you can be really damn funny when you want to be.” A kiss to his other cheek.

“You’re always reminding me to respect myself, but you still call me out for my bullshit.” A kiss to each of his eyes.

You drew back, eyes scanning his face for his reaction. He was blushing right to his ears, his face a beautiful scarlet. You smiled to yourself; it was hard to get the Iwaizumi Hajime flustered these days, so you’d take even the smallest of victories.

“And,” you hummed, leaning in close. “I think you’re wonderful.”

You kissed him on the lips, smiling as you felt him melt under your touch.

You giggled, pressing a soft kiss to his nose. “Was it too much?”

He grumbled something incomprehensible, one hand coming up to rest on your waist.

“You’re wonderful,” he hummed, cupping your face with one of his hands. “You know that?” He ran his thumb over your cheek, the pad of it a little rough. It didn’t bother you; it never had.

“Well, I certainly know that I can’t be that bad,” you grinned, placing your hand over his. “You’re dating me, after all.”

Iwaizumi chuckled softly. God, you loved that sound. “You should give yourself more credit.”

“Only if you do the same,” you pouted, leaning forward and pressing a gentle kiss to his lips. He sighed into it, bringing a hand up to cup your cheek.

You pulled back, gazing at him tenderly.

“And you will train under Utsui-sensei, and he’ll adore you,” you grinned, bringing his fingers up to your lips and kissing them.

“I’ve got to graduate, first,” he smiled, giving your hand a squeeze.

“And you’ll do that,” you said. “It’s physiology you’re struggling with, right?”

He nodded. You’d worked it out yourself, huh?

“Well…” You bit your lip, gazing at the roof. “Let’s do our best to get some study done tonight. It doesn’t need to be a lot, but… you’ll be grateful you got a head start.”

It’s the exact thing he’d say to you, whenever you felt like this.

And because of that, he knew he couldn’t refute it. He gazed at you for a long moment, a strange fuzzy lightness in his chest. “Alright.”

“And then we can watch Brotherhood,” you beamed, hopping off the bed. “That’s even more incentive to get your work done.”

“For you, maybe,” he teased.

“Look, even you’ve got to admit that it’s the best shounen ever made.”

“I’m not so sure,” he said, well-aware of what he’d just started.

As you began to ramble about how he’s wrong, Iwaizumi can’t help but feel grateful. Even in the most violent of storms, he wasn’t alone. You were always there with him, helping him find his way, helping him anchor himself in a harbour.

#iwaizumi hajime x reader #iwaizumi x reader #hajime iwaizumi x reader #iwaizumi hajime imagines #haikyuu x reader #iwaizumi hajime #oh man i'm looking at my masterlist and i just can't stop writing for iwaizumi huh

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bambisfuneral · 4 years

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can i have a male haikyuu matchup pls! i’m a 5’8 chubby girl, taurus/intp. I’m self conscious about how i look. i can be negative at times and i’m an ambivert. I’m funny, smart and a tad blunt sometimes. I enjoy volleyball (even though i’m trash), debating and watching anime. I’m quite talkative to my friends/people i like but if i don’t like someone it’s very obvious (i can be mean) and i find it hard to open up to people. I’m definitely the mom friend of the group. thx!

Hey mami, I’m sorry I took forever to answer this😔 I’m lacking big brain juice. I think I’m getting some back tho so I decided to get yours done while I still have some productivity brewing, I HOPE YOU LIKE IT MY LOVE <33

I ship you with........ IWAIZUMI HAJIME

Okay but like..... people think Iwa’s this entitled jerk but if you pay attention you can tell that he actually cares deeply for people

You’re no exception

Your his rock, the light of his life, and the person that holds him back from fully murdering Oinkawa with a baseball bat

He is super patient with your insecurity

If you’re cuddling he’ll kiss the places/areas he knows you’re most insecure about and will mumble “I love you” and talk like that body part is a person

Then when he’s done, he’ll kiss your lips and then your forehead

Iwaizumi does it most times you cuddle so you should be used to by now, the body parts come randomly though

He tries to switch it up but will sometimes get repitive if you’re insecure about specific physical features

Iwa loves your bluntness, that’s what i brought the two of you together in the first place

You had accidentally bumped into Oikawa one day during lunch and he just assumed you were some thotful fan trying to talk to him and he was being a little entitled bum (still love him a little tho) and you put him in his place

The whole time it was like fireworks lit up in Iwa’s eyes

He was so amused and impressed at the fact you didn’t just fall down to his feet like peop usually do

And your intelligence drew him in even more

Even though he has some pretty dense friends, but boy do they piss him off

So he’s glad he can have an intellectual conversation with somebody for once....... or even just have a conversation with somebody that has common sense

He likes how he can have unbiased and mature debates with you instead of it just being “your opinion isn’t the same as mine so you’re wrong”

But Iwaizumi I feel like is a lot like you personality wise so you instantly just click

It’s just the thought process between the two of you that gets you guys to bump heads, but Iwa is always quick to resolve problems with you

He loves anime, I take him to be a Slice of Life or Doomsday type anime watcher but he’s always up for whatever type of anime you want to watch

Unless it’s one of those harem animes where the main character is a bland personality, lazy, no life, perverted type of guy

So yes...... anime binge watching nights will be a thing

And he will definitely play volleyball with you, even if you feel like you’re terrible he’ll be completely understanding and will help you improve if you want to

But you’ll have to put in the effort to better yourself

#haikyuu!!#hq!!#haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu fanfiction #haikyuu iwaizumi #hq iwaizumi #iwaizumi hajime #iwa x reader #iwaizumi x reader #haikyuu x reader #hq headcanons #haikyuu matchups #hq matchup #haikyuu matchup

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book-thief-that-steals-stars · 5 years

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Haikyuu!! - Pride and Prejudice AU

Okay, so I was just doing my thing, washing the dishes, when randomly this idea just came out of nowhere and I just needed to write it out! I don’t know if I’m gonna divide this into two parts (you know, characters AND plot, probably yes) but I’m just gonna start writing it out. Let’s get started!

The Bennet’s / The Iwaizumi’s:

Mr & Mrs Bennet / Iwaizumi Hajime & Oikawa Tooru: Come on, you can’t tell me that Oikawa wouldn’t be the perfect Mrs Bennet! Oikawa Tooru it’s the perfect drama queen and its very childish at times, but it has a good heart and a very unique personality, something that just the beautiful Mr Iwaizumi Hajime can deal with. And for the love of volleyball, just replace all the whining of “Mr Bennet” of Mrs Bennet and replace it with the “Iwa-chan” of Oikawa and tell me if I’m wrong!

Jane Bennet / Sugawara Koushi: So there are three things that Jane Bennet and Sugawara Koushi have in common: amazing beauty, they're good listeners and both have a heart of gold, do I have to say more?

Elizabeth Bennet / Hinata Shouyou: You can’t tell me you didn’t saw that one coming, even though I’m a Kagehina shipper, I can totally see numerous traits of Elizabeth Bennet in Hinata, like for example their prejudice: being able to yell the truths of their respective SO to their faces (don’t matter if they’re handsome and murderous at the same time) even though they’re wrong about it. Also, Hinata almost never refrains his mouth (just like Elizabeth) and you can’t tell me that Hinata wouldn’t be the favourite of Hajime.

Mary Bennet / Michimiya Yui: She’s one of the characters that are pretty OOC in this AU, Mary is smart as her father but pedantic as her mother leading to embarrassing situations without her knowing, so it’s kinda difficult for her to “shine” between her sisters, she’s also described as the “Ignored Bennet”. I chose Yui as Mary not just because of the embarrassing situations she put herself into (when with Daichi), but because of the frustrating feeling of trying and not shining enough to be seen. Also, why not being the “Ignored Bennet” because of the lack of girls in the family?

Catherine “Kitty” Bennet & Lydia Bennet / Akira Kunimi & Yuutarou Kindaichi: It’s a fact that Kunimi and Kindaichi have a very good relationship, they have a very immature grudge against Kageyama and they talk behind him. I chose them to be Kitty and Lydia because honestly, I’m a little tired of them being evilize in almost every fanfiction, but leaving that, Kitty and Lydia also are pretty close and just like Kunimi and Kindaichi are pretty immature (you have to admit that Kunimi and Kindaichi were pretty immature with all of the “King of the Court” incident too). Also, Kitty is basically the shadow of Lydia even though she’s older; and to be honest I felt like Kunimi would be the perfect shadow because of his quiet personality opposing the competitive and stubborn of Kindaichi, the Lydia of this AU.

The Darcy’s and The Bingley’s / The Kageyama’s and The Sawamura’s

Charles Bingley/ Daichi Sawamura: This ray of sunshine deserves the role of Mr Bingley, he’s handsome and has this beautiful heart of gold. And come on, both of them are dense as a rock!

Caroline Bingley & Louisa Hurst / Miya Atsumu & Miya Osamu: I’ll start with this saying: both of the pairs are a pair of motherfuckers. I imagine Atsumu as Caroline because they’re basically the head of the plan and in each case; Louisa and Osamu, just roll with it. Osamu is shown more mature that Atsumu, and I also think that it’s the same case with Louisa and Caroline. Also, both pairs have handsome faces.

Fitzwilliam Darcy / Kageyama Tobio: This one is easy, I mean dark and handsome face, mysterious personality, just spit out what he thinks, cold as the pole outside but a teddy bear on the inside. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you, Kageyama Tobio, one of the best candidates to be Fitzwilliam Darcy and represent him perfectly without even trying!

Georgiana Darcy / Yachi Hitoka: So, I have it hard with this one, originally I wanted to put Kiyoko, but I think Hitoka fits more in the character of a sweet selfless girl who loves his brother, even if she knows that sometimes he’s a bastard. Plus, just think about Shouyou and Hitoka bonding over all the grumpy faces of Kageyama!

The other important characters:

George Wickham / Daishou Suguru: They are both snakes. I won’t say anything else. Just that. They’re fucking snakes.

William Collins / Lev Haiba: I know that Lev would never be as desperate and ugly as Collins, but I needed an awkward and personal space invader, so I decided to let it like this, even though it doesn’t convince me as much as I wanted. #OCC

Charlotte Lucas / Yaku Morisuke: Okay, this is completely OOC, I just can’t let Lev die all alone being Mr Collins in this AU. But at least just let me get one point that it kind of connect the dots between the two pairs: neither of Charlotte and Yaku can’t stand very well Collins and Yaku but they try too (for different reasons, but they try). #OCCSORRY

Lady Catherine de Bourgh / Washijou Tanji: Who could fulfil the impotent Lady Catherine de Bourgh but our very scary and strict coach of Shiratorizawa, Washijou Tanji?

Anne de Bourgh / Goshiki Tsutomu: I just wanted that this cinnamon roll appeared in this AU, plus he’s the smallest of the Shiratorizawa team, so it kinda fits.

Colonel Fitzwilliam / Tsukishima Kei: Knows how to rile up the grumpy man with black hair? Check, Knows how to rile up the impotent leader of Shiratorizawa? Check, even though its a little OCC because the Colonel was a very nice person I would like to see Tsukki and Tobio being cousins and change the dynamic between the original cousins (be able to be in the same room without bickering) to something more interesting (show some of the new character development in Haikyuu!!).

Mr & Mrs Gardiner / Bokuto Koutarou & Akaashi Keiji : This one is pretty easy, we needed someone who had convince Shouyou to travel with them and who would be better at this than our favourite owl: Akaashi and Bokuto. Plus BokuAka is basically an old married couple and you can’t change my mind!

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ao3feed-iwaoi · 5 years

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your steady hands have pulled me through

Read this masterpiece on AO3 at https://ift.tt/2PLB55W

by winter_flowers

"How can he be so dense?" Tooru cried, throwing his hands up in frustration. "I’m not even trying to hide it."

Hanamaki shrugged. It’s Iwaizumi, he has ‘rock’ in his name for a reason," he pointed out. "’Sides, if he wasn’t so dense, you wouldn’t have been able to hide your feelings from him for so long."

Tooru pouted. "But he thought my animal blood was wine. I’ve been drinking it since we met! What did he think it was back then, tomato juice?"

"Is that why he sometimes buys you those from the vending machine?" Hanamaki smirked as Tooru glared at him (and absolutely failed to seem threatening). "You could always, you know, just tell him."

"Do you really think I haven't tried?"

Or: 5 times Hajime doesn’t realize Oikawa is a vampire and 1 time he does (and happens to realize something else along the way).

Words: 2223, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru's Parents, Iwaizumi Hajime's Parents, Hanamaki Takahiro, Matsukawa Issei

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru

Additional Tags: Childhood Friends, Friends to Lovers, Vampire Oikawa, Oblivious Iwaizumi Hajime, Mutual Pining, Fluff, Humor, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/2PLB55W

#iwaoi #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #ao3feed-iwaoi #haikyuu!!

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ao3feed-iwachanoikawa · 5 years

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your steady hands have pulled me through

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2PLB55W

by winter_flowers

"How can he be so dense?" Tooru cried, throwing his hands up in frustration. "I’m not even trying to hide it."

Tooru pouted. "But he thought my animal blood was wine. I’ve been drinking it since we met! What did he think it was back then, tomato juice?"

"Is that why he sometimes buys you those from the vending machine?" Hanamaki smirked as Tooru glared at him (and absolutely failed to seem threatening). "You could always, you know, just tell him."

"Do you really think I haven't tried?"

Or: 5 times Hajime doesn’t realize Oikawa is a vampire and 1 time he does (and happens to realize something else along the way).

Words: 2223, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru's Parents, Iwaizumi Hajime's Parents, Hanamaki Takahiro, Matsukawa Issei

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru

Additional Tags: Childhood Friends, Friends to Lovers, Vampire Oikawa, Oblivious Iwaizumi Hajime, Mutual Pining, Fluff, Humor, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2PLB55W

#ao3feed #fanfic #Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru #Iwaizumi x Oikawa #iwaoi #iwa chan #haikyuu #hq

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giveupreality · 6 years

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Relationship Headcanons

Uno

Geez, he hovered around you for weeks before you finally took him seriously. He tried to approach you with cheesy flirt lines and lame jokes, till he gave up and got real with you. He was indeed serious and his “charming” flirt lines changed into actual normal questions and those jokes into stupid bad puns. After a while, he asked you to a date and you finally gave in. You won’t admit, but you fell in love with him from the start, you only waned to see his humanly true side.

He’s a perfect listener and even a better adviser. He becomes your bestfriend and protective older brother when a problem keeps bothering you. He doesn’t want to see you stressing about something trivial -from his point of view- and he’ll squeeze his brains out looking and eventually finding a solution.

He adores when you braid his hair. He welcomes with open arms every crazy hairstyle ideas you came up with. Take note: his hair is so precious to him so letting you act up on your free will is an important step in your relationship. Also, you’ll have nights when you’ll do each other’s nails. Don’t be surprised if his manicure skills are better than yours.

He is a great cuddler and an indoor person, so a night spent watching movies and playing childish games like Ludo is usual for you. Although, sometimes he’ll come in front of you to casually yet cheerfully say: “Let’s play paintball!!” or “Let’s run, lazy cat!” so he’ll be the one who’ll slow you down and the one who’ll speed you up. Also, you’ll bet on so many weird things like when the toothpaste will be finished or how many corn puffs can fit in your or his mouth. So, he’s a spontaneous protective games-addictive sweetheart. Give him love.

Jyugo

Everybody who came in contact with him at least once knows he is cold and detached. He may joke and smile, but he won’t get easily involved. So it will take a long way to open him up. And he is dense so it will take an eternity to figure his feelings out. But once he does, it’s worth the waiting.

He’s so loyal and such a fool for you. He’s a good listener but even if he understands you, it’s hard for him to give you an actual advice. He will just go silent and rub your back while giving you tissue after tissue and he’ll get ready a glass of water after you’re done crying.

You need to have patience for everything that comes for the first time in your relationship, because he needs to accommodate with the new situation. Although, when you asked him if he would have wanted to adopt a pet for you both, his eyes sparkled and suggested a black cat.

He is like a baby. Late at night, he would sometimes have nightmares so he’d be too scared to fall asleep again. You’d need to put his head on your belly or chest and start caressing his hair while softly humming a lullaby and swinging him slowly in your arms. When you would be sure he’s sound asleep, you’d plant tender kisses on his eyelids. Little do you know he never sleeps before your goodnight kisses.

Nico

He’s so amicable it’s hard to not be friends with him. You would be best friends for so long you would forget the life before him. The best thing is that he never leaves your side, no matter what.

He’s so child-like you’ll have to take care of him. Although, when he’ll get struck by the realization he’s deeply in love with you, he’ll low key check if you need anything, every hour. He’s the clingy and whiny type, but he’ll bring his serious facade and he’ll carefully place gimpy advice where he thinks they’re needed. He tries and that’s why you can’t help but love his cuteness.

He’s kind of afraid of touching you, body contact is scary for him at first, but once he got to taste the feeling of your skin upon his, he won’t let go of your hand and he’ll always stop you walking, embracing you.

He’s an ace at entertaining you. Be it with games, jokes or silly puppet plays -puppets are just colorful socks with marker-drawn eyes. He likes when you’re trying to enter his otaku world and he’s thrilled when you brag about your passion as well and you introduce him to your own world. You’ll end up like two fangirls screaming enthusiastically at each other.

He would go over his head to please you, because he is well-aware you would do the same. That’s why he’d run the errands for you when you are sick or he’ll go roaming the streets searching for your favourite dessert. Also, when he has a flu, he’ll keep spamming you with pitiful photos of him being all gloomy, his red nose peeking up from the blanket. And as the kiddo he is, he will be blowing your phone up with requests and things he ‘needs’, such as 3 warm hugs, 10 swallows of kisses, infinite spoonfuls of love. Dork.

Rock

You know he is a food lover, so you always lure him to do what you want with a snack. Also, you can bait him with a shoulder’ massage. And he loves trying your new recipes and he is a honest taster. When you’re out of tune for cooking, he puts on his kitty apron and he pours all his love into making something delicious for you. He may love food, but he adores spoiling you.

He’s a softie. If he sees you’re sad, especially if it’s because of him, he starts pouting as well and for the rest of the day, both of you would be two grumpy fluffy balls. Furthermore, he is bad at expressing himself, so instead of talking your way out of an argument, you just stay silent and avoid each other, without even knowing what the problem is. He would sometimes make a first step towards you, leaving a post-it with three dots on it on a bar of chocolate where he knows you’d see them. You would order a pizza with his favorite topping and ask him casually if he wants a slice -he ends eating 3/4 of your treat. That’s how you end your issues. Blessed be the food!!

You would sometimes drag him out of the bed and somehow convince him to go out for a jogging. But you’d end up barely breathing after 10 minutes and you’d need him to give you a piggy back ride. That’s the part you love the most, that’s why you sometimes force him to run. But you won’t tell him this. If you aren’t with him while he does his exercises, he would be bored and he would immediately give up and call you or text you.

Also, food fights are forbidden in your household, since he is not the one to accept such waste of food. Instead, you spill your aggressive love into intensive pillow fights. You’ll both end up crushed on the sofa, cuddling at each other’s side. Peaceful couple.

Hajime Sugoroku (I’M SO SO SORRY MOMOKO!!!)

It’s a tough battle inside him, what’s more important: job or you. No offence, but his entire life revolved around his job so this is all he knew, thus when you came around, he didn’t know how to react since you turned his world upside down. He’s so awkward at first and he usually hides himself behind mountains of work’ papers. So you’ll need to slowly approach him. Once you’ll get there, he’ll transform himself into something new, and after you made the first step, he’ll start courting you.

He’s that old-fashioned gentleman that you read of in books whose action was centered in the Victorian Age. He’ll gallantly charm you with tender compliments, well-placed soft touches, smooth whispers, he’ll enchant you with his knowledgeable self, bewitching you with those rare and alluring smiles. It’s impossible to resist such grace, such appeal. He won you over just by bating his eyelashes at you, but he wanted to tangle you in his delightful manners to the point you won’t be able to escape him.

Although, after a while, he becomes much more comfortable around you, which is good, cause you are glad he has a ‘normal’ side. He shouts, he cries of anger, he goes silent, he laughs, he talks enthusiastically about his hobbies -yeah, he does have hobbies; fascinating, right?!-, he jokes around and he suffers too. You embraced all of him and he finally felt at home somewhere else besides his workplace. Despite all of these, he maintained his gentleness and he treats you with such care, like you are his crystal rose he protects so fiercely, keeping you close to his heart so dearly.

But he never neglects his work either. He keeps a sharp eye on every inmate in his district and you are so proud of him. He always assures you with a soft kiss embed on your quivery lips, every time he is off to work, knowing you worry loads for him. He texts you now and then to make sure you are safe and well.

You have a steadily growing relationship, based on trust, love and acceptance. He tends to be overprotective sometimes, even though he is well aware it pisses you off sometimes so bad you wanna throw a pillow at him. You are that mature couple, which is everyone’s goal.

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