#have a nice day friends!!

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #to be honest my stage 2 was just drawing the same picture of Helena Bonham Carter everyday #I still have the folder #friends not only did I drive a BIKE recently I also drove a CAR #all on my own!! （*´▽｀*） #It was very scary and I cried a few times but I did it #in the beginning I had to do a few night shifts in a different city and there was to other way to get there and in the end it was fine #I wonder what other things I am scared of are secretly fine #phonecalls? math?? （●´･△･｀） #I am actually avoiding math right this moment #I've decided to learn how to sew a skirt and did you know that sewing is secretly math #I did not know and now the skirt is very short and the living room is covered in yarn and I have not done any actual sewing yet #but I will do it and maybe its just like driving and you just have to cry a little and then it will be fine #the only truly bad thing that happened while driving is that I got into a thunderstorm one time #and it was night and there were 300 trucks going to opposite way #I tried to focus on the Lizzo song on the radio but I was also crying #if you were a truck driver and you saw a woman 2 months a go at night driving a car crying while singing Juice! Juice! (´；д；`) #I'm fine I hope you didn't also cry #have a nice day friends!! #I hope you're doing well!! ♥ :) #I will now go back to the skirt

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

#It’s just so different #even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol #in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps #if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it #esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends #no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr #u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS #meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life #this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation #like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !! #& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers #who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them #and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends #it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me #I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc #like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this #so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works #p

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

posting this with absolutely no context

#am i a cryptid now? i log on like once in a blue moon to post cringe and then leave again #ace attorney #apollo justice #tikki #random stuff #my stuff #ooookay okay okay okay. anyone reading the tags can have a LITTLE context‚ as a treat #so. sitting on my ao3 currently is an unfinished fic with exactly this premise #i want to finish it so bad. it haunts me every day. people leave such nice comments and everything #but i just have no motivation. trust me i've tried #i thought that perhaps drawing it might finally kick my brain back into gear #i'm so sorry readers i'm sorry i WILL finish it i promise it's not abandoned #it was so much fuuuuun #tikki are you seeing this. cringefail author who keeps playing video games instead of writing lmao #anyway goodbye friends i am gone again. logging off once more

[rayjeff]

#just a convo i had with my friend one time #remembering random things from my life #i wonder #am i the only one who thinks this way? #weird #anywaaay #have a nice day

[syn0vial]

my gun-loving, car guy, "i'm the straightest man i know" brother who just finished baldur's gate 3 talking about astarion:

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #we had a long conversation about the end of the game #mostly about astarion and karlach #he says he took multiple days to decide how to handle karlach's ending :`D #but i was just so amused by his reaction to astarion lol #he's like ''i loved my paladin's bromance with astarion! he's my best friend!' #and i was like ''oh that's nice i never even got out of neutral approval with him when i was playing paladin'' #and he was like ''you can check characters' approval? o.O'' #so while astarion was def his paladin's best friend‚ i'm not so sure his paladin was astarion's best friend if you know what i mean 😂 #he was also unhappy that his character just let astarion run off at the end without trying to follow him and make sure he was okay #and at gale for making a snarky comment about it #he was like ''i should have let him ascend 😭'' #''if this was real life i wouldn't just let my friend run off like that!'' #also: ftr despite my facetious description above let it be known that my brother is the kindest most accepting brother a dyke could ask for #he just also has a lot of stereotypical ''straight guy'' interests

[macfrog]

cowboy like me | masterlist

dbf!joel miller x f!reader | ao3 | playlist

back home in austin after five years away, you're looking for something to do with your summer. what you don't expect, is to find that something in the form of joel miller. quietly charming, ruggedly handsome, flannel-donned joel. you know. your dad's best friend.

please check out individual chapter content warnings before reading!!! this series features adult content.

series warnings: age gap (reader is 23, joel is 48), cursing, alcohol + dr*g use, mentions of pregnancy & periods, physical violence, allusions to cheating, smut, angst, fluff, softdom!joel mostly (some jealous/protective/possessive!joel along the way).

main series

chapter 1: greetings from austin, tx

chapter 2: shameless

chapter 3: grilled

chapter 4: moneyball

chapter 5: welcome home

chapter 6: company

chapter 7: bloodstream

chapter 8: lend me some sugar

chapter 9: checkmate

chapter 10: ride it, cowgirl

chapter 11: illicit affairs

chapter 12: hits different

chapter 12.5: if i had a gun

chapter 13: heart, body, soul

chapter 14: secrets

chapter 15: the sweetest con

bonus

➵ if patrick bateman were a woman

drabbles

➵ dragging joel to the eras tour ➵ sex tape [prelude to chapter 11] ➵ books joel would be into ➵ slow dancing in the kitchen ➵ joel versus a nightmare

#hello apologies for sharing this again i'm fixing my masterlists lmao hope ur having a nice day #cowboy like me #joel miller #joel miller fic #joel miller x reader #the last of us #tlou #tlou fic #dbf!joel miller #dbf!joel #dad's best friend #joel miller smut #joel miller fluff #pedro pascal #pedro pascal joel miller #joel tlou #joel the last of us #joel miller fanfiction #tlou fanfiction #the last of us fanfic #the last of us fanfiction #the last of us hbo

[yookikiku]

when someone sends u a nice thing ❤

#2024 #animations #original #yookiko #i originally drew this bc i was thinking of how so many people on here take the time to leave me nice comments on my art and how #you all are the reason why i've been drawing up till this day! #also thinking about how lucky i am to have fun friends and a lovely husband by my side TToTT #just one of those days where u feel thankful for everything and everyone around you

[buck2eddie]

-Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian.

#ok so technically im not on tumblr but im gonna make an exception so i can post this #i saw this percbeth quote and my brain went alright then time to make this buddie #look ONE DAY I'll read the books!!! i have a really nice bookset of them my friend got me #probably gonna watch the show and hope this gets me going with the books!! #anyways. i leave you with this edit and im disappearing again ok goodbye just gonna add some tags #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddieedit #911 abc #911edit #m*edits

[linddzz]

Dreamling is at its best when it's either "we met three days ago and the wedding is next week (the wedding is a formality, Morpheus already tied our souls together don't ask how)" or a multi century slow burn where the burn is really just a long fuse leading to a cartoonish stack of gunpowder barrels and nothing in between

#i say as i have my multi chapter fic of them continuing that long fuse after the reunion #i never claimed to be consistent #actually i still say it counts bc morpheus is about to explode from 'this is my nice platonic friend who i am learning friendship with' #to #'i want to eat Hobs heart every day like the eagle on Prometheus except im also fucking him' #it counts #dreamling

[egophiliac]

I was really in the mood to do some masquerade fanart, but I didn’t feel like coming up with anything original, so here’s some of my favorite (...slightly paraphrased) bits from the first part. I don’t know where it’s going, but it’s pretty fun so far!

also one that isn’t canon except in my heart:

(disclaimer that this is a Joke)

(he is a horrible little rat man, but to be fair, so is everyone else)

(if you don’t like horrible little rat men why are you even playing this game)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #glorious masquerade #hey rolly is your big secret plan to give malleus the best day ever because so far it's working #he got INVITED to go on a TRIP and his favorite humans are there and there's GARGOYLES #not to mention his special little fancy boy outfit with a special little fancy boy hat that has room for his horns! #round it out with an ice cream social to put a nice button on it #the only downside is that the building is too nice. mal likes his buildings REAL shitty. #he WILL say this to your face. #(this is why he never gets invited anywhere.) #anyway cannot overstate how delightful it is to see jade be like 'i would also like to destroy something' #go for it! indulge that id! #azul doesn't care as long as you keep it to things he's not personally responsible for! #not included but also appreciated: trein spending twenty minutes discussing the care arrangements he made for his cat #then having a tearful goodbye with said cat #(the care arrangements boil down to 'i asked my coworker to feed him') #(crewel is a friend to all animals apparently and that's the most surprising twist so far)

[not-equippedforthis]

H: can i wear...sunglasses and ear defenders?

W: yeah, wear whatever you want, mate.

H: ...fine.

W: hmm ^^

deadass what if i just started crying

#its only a small moment but the audhd holmes rep makes me want to sob #oauuuhh how i love them #sherlock and co #sherlock & co #not equipped for rambling #sherlock holmes #john watson #im so happy theyre doing explicitly canonical audhd sherlock holmes im EUPHORIC #established in episode 1. deadass. maintained. #its the bare minimum and im over here screaming #canon nd holmes?? in MYY adaptation?? i thought id never see the day #not that acd holmes isnt canonically nd cause lets be fuckin real here #WATSONS SO CHILL ABOUT IT TOO i love sherlock and co watson hes so so dear #genuinely nice man who chats with you at the bus stop vibe #adore him #I LOVE THE WHOLE CAST AAAHGGG #GO LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST #ITS SO MWAHH <33 #the sheer joy of having a friend whos just like 'alright cool i get it' whenever youre overstimulated. guys. GUYS. #I LOVE THEMMMM #AAAUGHG #god bless this podcast

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#sherlock #it might be the cough medicine but I'm really feeling the bbc sherlock wedding episode today #a good feeling ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #like finding an old block of cheese in the back of the fridge you forgot about and its gotten super hard and chewy #i currently have half a block of gouda curating in the vegetable cupboard #waiting #how are you doing friends!! C: #I'm good! I still have the cough but I also got a new scarf #I'm still thinking about buying window colors as well but I am waiting if that is also just because of the cough medicine #I can't believe it's already been a year since I have moved! last year I was doing everything here for the first time #and now everything is happening for a second time! that year was both very long and also happened very fast #our floor in the “office” my father wanted to install still is not completly done but he threw up last time he tried #he did not threw up because of the floor but because every time he does a home renovation project he drinks 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola #we are trying to not make him drink 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola but he doesn't want anyone else to finish the floor I think so we just do #not mention the hole in the floor #have a nice autumn day friends!! I hope you're doing well! ( ´͈ ◡ `͈ ) #♥

[totallyradicalmucky]

Comic I don’t feel like finishing, but too sweet to not post. I like drawing things like this.

#muckyart #tommatt #mattom #tom x matt #matt x tom #matt ew #tom ew #wtfuture #but gay #eddsworld #matt Tom is my fav because it’s the slow burn ever #they both indirectly have so much in common #the monster and the vampire- they will last forever even if they are just friends #I think that’s very sweet #be nice to your friends #the marks around Tom’s face are supposed to be from his visor btw #permanent indents from how long it was there #I might get the energy one day

[hannaxjo]

as an aro there are just some things that i hear other shippers say that make me want to bang my head into a wall

#aromantic #shipping #lgbtqia+ #romantic #queer stuff #queer coding #queerbaiting #stop invalidating non-romantic relationships #friends don't look at each other like that #seriously shut the fuck up #friends can do whatever they want #rant #romantic isnt more #fandom #shipping is nice #but not everything is romantic #don't put relationships into a hierarcy #respect different opinions #have a lovely day

[alpacacare-archive]

some body positivity from wingdings for this valentines day <33

(trust him, He’s a doctor!!)

#gaster #deltarune #this is a redraw of an ooold doodle i posted to ig in 2019 #i improved at drawing this goof of a man sm #i was reminded that its valentines day by a post complaining about couples #and like #yeah ok #but valentines isnt just for romantic love #at least to me #love your friends love your family love your pets love your movies and your shows love yourself #anyways #if youre reading this have a wonderful day #remember to take care of yourself #drink your water take your meds take a break #and treat yourself to something nice today #have a good one <3333 #ilyyyyyy<33333

[diamondsheep]

Happy Valentine's Day !!!! 💖💕💞✨

#here have some dorks 💚💛💚💛!! #hope that u guys are having a nice day 😄💖✨ and i also hope that u get tons of chocolate <33 #and love from your friends/ family and everyone around u :D !!! #AAA i finally drew zosan again 😭i missed them and i missed coloring drawings !! #btw i like these :3 i think they look cute #zosan #sanzo #roronoa zoro #blackleg sanji #one piece #zoro #sanji #my drawings #diamondsheep art #valentine's day