#he contains multitude

[theandrosaur]

Zane got all the brain cells except none of the ninjas escape the buffoonery. Not even him.

+Cole wears You-know-who's shirt.

#lego ninjago #ninjago #zane julien #jay walker #kai smith #cole brookstone #I'm divided between Zane embodiment of calmness and Zane as goofy as others #he contains multitude #notes: #Kai broke up story is a lie #they all will never say anything against Zane #if he says it #its true #zane knows it and love to watch them be stupid for him #he would never cheat for a race tho #ooc moment #my art #saw the john cena crop top on my tl and knew what to do #o7

[thechekhov]

my favorite thing about senshi is whatever the heck this is called

#senshification #he contains multitudes #dungeon meshi #image description in alt

[ducksbeloved]

nothing funnier than fabian somehow being the most popular kid in school while simultaneously walking around telling people he eats raw vulture innards and fumbling maizie and [redacted sequence at the end of the episode]

#fhjy #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #put him on the complicated men podcast fr! #he contains multitudes ig #my posts

[sashthesloth]

I've taken one of the prettiest photos of my cat

Immediately followed by one of the silliest

#he contains multitudes #he was chasing a fly #cats

[murderandcoffee]

ok i’m back on my bullshit. trans archives agenda time

martin has trouble with health insurance at some point and has to go off t for a while, so his period comes back and he is Suffering. he asks if anyone has any painkillers (specifically vague) and tim’s like “yeah bro i gotchu” and hands him a midol. and martin just looks at him in panic like …does he know?? and tim is just like 😬 don’t mind me i’m just a normal cis guy with normal cis guy painkillers and neither of them ever mentions it again

tim wears a binder underneath his usual buttoned shirts, and likes to keep the top couple buttons undone. people just tend to assume it’s a tanktop, but sasha knows. she’s traded clothes with him a dozen times already

sasha gets bottom surgery and while she’s in recovery tim brings her food every day, and sits with her and tells her what she missed at work. he makes up funny stories that get more and more ridiculous until she’s finally like “okay tim i KNOW you’re lying this time” and he shrugs and replies “all trans men know is make friend laugh, eat doughnut, and lie”

jon gets top surgery but doesn’t tell any of his coworkers what procedure he’s having done, just that he’s having surgery. he’s out of work for weeks, and when he comes back martin notices that he’s no longer wearing what he’d assumed was an undershirt. martin doesn’t think anything of it. tim, however, notices that jon is veeeeery cautious about lifting his arms over his head and is just like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i see u, boss (and goes out if his way to retrieve everything that’s on high shelves for jon, who continues to act like nothing is up)

elias sneaks into the archives on the first day of pride month to set a little jar of trans flags in the break room. he does not admit to doing this. he watches from his office as the archives descends into chaos

#yes elias somehow manages to be a trans transphobe #he’s also a gay homophobe. he contains multitudes #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #martin blackwood #tim stoker #sasha james #timothy stoker #jon sims #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #trans archives #bs.txt

[formosusiniquis]

When Mike Wheeler, red faced and still faintly tear stained, asks him how he knew he liked both Steve doesn’t know how to tell him it was his sister.

Before Nancy Wheeler it had only been boys. Before Nancy Wheeler Steve had been sure he was gay and knew well enough to keep it to himself; dating around enough to earn himself a protective reputation. Before Nancy Wheeler there’d been Marcus Summers, from the baseball team, during freshman year. Steve had gone to every game, and had been forced to make up excuses about schoolwork and his other commitments when asked why he hadn’t tried out for himself. Before Nancy Wheeler there’d been Tommy Hagan. The summer between seventh and eighth grade had been very kind to Tommy, he was sunkissed and boy next door sweet, Steve had wanted to hold his hand and count the freckles across the bridge of his nose. 

Before Nancy Wheeler there’d been his first love, a boy who only visited one summer, the year Steve turned ten. His name had changed every time they hung out but he’d favored E’s. Eli, Emmett, Elliott, Eric, Excalibur, Excelsior, and once for about an hour Wayne. His hair brushed his chin in pretty brown curls and his big brown eyes were always bright with excitement. He always got storm off mad when any of the other boys they’d played with that summer said he was acting like a girl, E would run off to the woods and Steve would always follow. E always came up with the best games anyway, he didn’t like playing soccer or HORSE or anything else with rules that couldn’t be bent; he preferred imagination games where they were knights or wizards. He didn’t laugh when Steve said he always liked playing house, but never wanted to be the dad because why would he want to be someone who never wanted to spend any time with his kids. E who, while insisting on being called Samwise all day, was his first kiss.

Cause he knows what Mike wants to hear. He’s seen the way Mike and Will have danced around each other since the last portal closed. He’s heard the things Mike has said to and about Will. He’s heard all about the week that Will was in the Upside Down. He’s heard all about the summer of ‘85. He’s heard all about the final off again that seems to officially mark the end of Mike and El romantically. He knows that Mike wants him to say that he’d never even thought about boys before he met Eddie. That there’s just something special about Eddie that makes him want to give up his lady killing ways. That Eddie was different. That it was okay that he was having these scary new thoughts, maybe Will was just an exception.

And Steve doesn’t know how to have that conversation. When he realized he liked both it was a relief, that maybe he could have something normal and wouldn't have to spend his life lying or hiding. 

But Eddie was different. Eddie was special. Eddie was probably it for Steve which is scary in a different way that he’s not ready to touch yet -- not when it’s only been three months.

There’s never been another girl since Nancy Wheeler, not really

There will never be another boy after Eddie Munson.

So he tries to help, as best he can. It’s easier with Eddie there, not quite dozing against his shoulder -- the kid’s emergencies always seem to come so late at night these days. “When I was ten, there was a boy whose name kept changing who decided prince charming should get to kiss his faithful knight. And when I was sixteen, your sister-”

Mike’s goodwill diminishes quickly as his sister gets introduced to the conversation.

“Stevie,” Eddie says. It’s not an admonishment for bringing up Nancy. It’s awestruck and watery. “You remember that?”

“Of course I remember the first boy I ever loved," that word catches up with him a second later. Remember. 

Cause there's Eddie with his riot of brown curls and his Bambi eyes. Eddie, who has explained why soft feminine words chafe against his skin leaving him itchy and anxious. Eddie, who has an Uncle in Hawkins. Eddie who moved to town the summer before he entered high school with a buzzed head and his mother's last name. Eddie who finally settled into an E he liked best.

"Wheeler, here's a tip from me to you," Eddie says, his advice is always better received than Steve's anyway, "if you have to ask you probably already know."

"Straight people don't really spend much time wondering if they aren't really straight," Steve agrees.

They don't rush Mike out the door, a crisis is a crisis and even in the wake of new discoveries Mike deserves to be heard out. Deserves a chance to cry and rage and feel those emotions someplace safe from his Reaganite father -- just as much as Will deserves to have someone who knows what they want come to him, deserves better than experimentation.

They cross the bridge from late into early by the time Mike sets off. The sun is creeping up over the horizon and Mike looks solid, certain; the dawn hints at the man he is growing up to be. Though every instinct of Steve's begs him to drive the kid home, Eddie's soft hand lingering at his hip holds him fast. They wave instead, encouraging Mike to go home and to bed before he does anything; knowing his front bike tire is already pointed toward the Byers-Hopper place.

"The first boy you ever loved, huh, Stevie?" Eddie teases before the door has even managed to click shut.

"And the last, I'm hoping, if I play my cards right."

"You were always pretty good at that. You were the only person that summer who called me by my name, except Wayne."

"It was your name." He knows that's too simple. Knows how hard Eddie has had it, continues to have it. But that summer it had been that simple, Eddie trying on names like shirts each one fitting until they didn't. "For what it's worth, I like Eddie a lot more than Excalibur."

"Oh fuck off, I was going through a fantasy knight phase. Which I know you remember."

"Right a phase, and how much longer is this fantasy 'phase' going to last?"

They're the kind of tired that makes you feel drunk, when Eddie tackles Steve and sends them both to the floor and to giggles. Eddie might not have been his bi awakening, but Steve is pretty fine with him being his everything else.

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #trans eddie munson #implied byler #steddie fic #my fic #i do worry that sometimes i come across as a nancy hater #which i cant emphasize enough is not the case #nancy is a complicated character and i love her and she and steve are not good for each other #also eddie trying on wayne because wayne was the first adult he told that he wasnt a girl and who handled it well #wayne at the breakfast table like okay then what is your name if its not [redacted] and eddie does not have an answer yet #so wayne says well just tell me when you get up what youre going by #so he decides while playing that day that its wayne #and that lasts exactly as long as it takes for steve to call him that before hes like nope thats weird #eddie is short for edmund but also short for eddie the head #eddie contains multitudes

[boltlightning]

"By remembering that I serve others, Mr. Sparrow, not only myself." ↳ jack davenport as commodore james norrington, the curse of the black pearl (2003)

#pirates of the caribbean #the curse of the black pearl #james norrington #jack davenport #potcedit #disneyedit #filmedit #perioddramaedit #gif: potc #*userbolt #so there's this disgraced naval officer #his eyes were made to roll. and yearn. he contains multitudes #notes

[aroacedindjarin]

i love din djarin so much i love his juxtaposition. completely blank and emotionless in his shiny spotless impenetrable armor but he’s such an emotional person, driven by his heart and love for the people he cares about. the fact that he’s expressionless by default of his helmet (and on top of that he’s a man of few words), but is so readable in his body language and his actions. he’s independent and prefers his own company but has friends and allies all over the galaxy. he’s protective of his son and would cut down anyone or anything that hurt him, but encourages grogu to train and fight on his own at every opportunity. he has few sentimental possessions and just wants to live a simple life but also enjoys flying the most over-the-top modded ship of all time. love that guy

#idk he has been on my mind lately #i know all good characters contain multitudes but his specific contradictions make me so happy #din djarin #the mandalorian #star wars

[commandercodycouncil]

the experience of scrolling through cody tag

#searching for cody content and this is what all posts under his tag are like #good for him #he contains multitudes #commander cody #star wars #the clone wars

[lavellaned]

There’s a lot of contradictory things about Solas but one of them that is endlessly amusing to me is how he is simultaneously well mannered but also an absolute dick.

When an Orlesian noble throws a glass of wine in his face, he handles the situation so well it impresses Josephine, he’s kind of a stickler for only calling people by their hard-earned titles, and somehow earns the reputation throughout Skyhold as being mild-mannered (LMFAO).

But then he also says ‘fuck you suck a wolf dick’ (depending on how you want to translate it) directly to Sera’s face, picks fight with Bull on the regular, goes for Vivienne’s throat nearly every time they talk, and tells the inquisitor that he genuinely believes their entire race are so barbaric that they’re barely people.

So there are two possibilities: One, the reason that he is able to be fuckin savage and just downright rude is BECAUSE he’s genuinely well versed in proper manners and politeness and therefore knows very well what isn’t, or Two, there is a separation in his mind between Courtly Manners and Real Life Interpersonal Manners and he just genuinely doesn’t realize how some of the things he says sound because they’re not part of ~The Game~ and I can’t decide which one is more funny.

#he contains multitudes #I want to study him in a Petri dish #solas #dai #dragon age

[mamawasatesttube]

the thing abt early timkon (yj-era) is that they never disliked each other. they liked each other so much! it's "i like this guy i think he's overall competent and a good asset to my team and he's nice to be around most of the time. BUT ALSO sometimes he opens his mouth and i just wanna stuff my boot in it", which to me is overall a MUCH funnier dynamic than just rivals or whatever.

like. they're 15 and all they know how to do is bicker like an old married couple. kon tries to do something nice for tim and tim's pissed because he thinks kon is calling him incompetent. tim opens his mouth and kon's like oh my god shut up im gonna put you through a WALL. a third party insults either of them and theyre both like what the FUCK did you say about my bestie i'm gonna kick your ass!!!!!!

it's their "get out of my school" era. the "picking on you to get your attention" era. the "stealing your food just to piss you off teehee >:3c whatre you gonna do about it?" era. and yet they'll also doze off on each other's shoulders on the sofa. they contain multitudes. (every multitude is a stupid teenager, screaming endlessly into the void.)

#timkon #rimi talks #ive been thinkin abt yj era timkon since last night theyre just so FUNNY #imo its so reductive to be like oh they didnt like each other #like. just look at wf3 thats clearly not the case they like and respect each other. they just ALSO annoy each other so much #tim is out here being a supreme bitch but hes also taping wendy for kon before cissie even leaves the team. thats Early yj #they contain multitudes and theyre so dumb and its FUNNY #tim #kon

[knightsickness]

alicole is very funny because if alicent ever even implied to him she’d be down it’d shatter his meticulously maintained madonna-whore dichotomy so completely he’d try to kill himself again. equally alicent would never do that but she would hold the hypothetical tryst as proof of her piety and heterosexuality as if it’s something she actively has to resist. she is attracted to women

#he’s so uninvested and unimportant in the dance i am a big fan. he works here #he’s got his own shit going on all of its absurd most of its internal #i think in a modern au they would date in an amber and elton in clueless way where it’s actively to get back at rhae (she barely notices) #hotd #house of the dragon #alicent hightower #criston cole #alicole #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #am an alicole fan btw. i contain multitudes

[fearwakes]

Tom is staring at Greg. Pride, envy, love, hate, everything.

#succession #successionedit #succession hbo #tom wambsgans #tomgreg #tvedit #tvgifs #mine #** #userfearwakes #he contains multitudes

[clairenatural]

i also think that cas as a character fundamentally feels like he doesn't Belong and that's something they did accidentally but can be interpreted as an allegory for multiple different experiences that all resonate with people. Misha has talked about how he wasn't intending him to be Not Like Other Angels, all the angels were supposed to be like that, they just. didn't end up doing that. And because it wasn't intentional at first I think the angel/human cas debate/endgame/storylines resonate differently to different people who relate to it in different ways. Outside of the debate of what should/would most likely happen in canon I've seen a cas actively choosing to be a man be important to people for gender reasons. I've also seen a human!cas who chooses to be human be important as an allegory for leaving a toxic family and choosing your own found family. And I also see angel!cas be important to people as an allegory for neurodivergency and the idea that he should be accepted as an angel the way he is, that there's nothing "wrong" with him as he is. he's such a beautiful complex character and i think people connect with lots of different aspects of him and idk i think it's really cool. i love castiel

#like im never gonna tell someone they're wrong for their cas headcanons and ultimately i think all of these things are correct #we all just love him soooo much and he contains multitudes #i've been trying to articulate this for a long time and idk if i phrased it right but hopefully you get the idea #this is an non-exhaustive list! i dont think there's a wrong way to relate to cas

[luvbug724]

i'm telling you. kevin day divorced girl dad. gray hair by 28. reading glasses.

#yes i fw him and thea yes i fw him being divorced yes i fw him being aro. i contain multitudes #none of those actually contradict each other i just realized writing it out #but even if it did #who cares hes words on a page #aftg #kevin day

[johaerys-writes]

"Can we let Patroclus kill in 2024" this and "can we let Patroclus fight in 2024" that yall my man's been doing that since 13th cent BC how about we let Patroclus REST in 2024. Take a lil nap, even. Some honk shoo mimimi for Patroclus in 2024 pls

#patroclus #he is TIRED okay #and I am also tired #i've been seeing so many posts about this lately and i'm just........ #if you want warrior pat so bad there are SO many adaptations out there for you. so so so many #whatever version of pat you can imagine has been done at some point. don't limit yourself to just one. he contains multitudes #better yet create your own! #let's leave warrior/non-warrior pat discourse in 2023 shall we #tagamemnon