#he's a pathetic little man

[caeruleums]

open to: women, 25 and over (trans inclusive!)

plot: august used an esc0rt app to hire your muse to be his fake wife.

"i asked for someone who looked like wife material. you are... definitely... very, very hot. are you the wife-est looking one in your, uh, little... group? a brothel? there's no way you guys call yourselves a brothel, right?" he cleared his throat, clearly overwhelmed by how attractive she was. there was no way his insanely large italian family was going to believe she would marry a twerp like him. "do you give head? like, how much does that cost? just curious. i mean, i'm not interested in head. sorry⸺i talk a lot when i'm nervous. if you need to punch me in the mouth to shut me up, i give you full permission to do that."

#indie rp #indie smut rp #txt. open #txt. august sorrentino #he's a pathetic little man

[allagashed]

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

#american psycho #patrick bateman #christian bale #rewatched last night he’s soo stupidly pathetic why is he the way he is #allagashed obsessed with another insane man (fork found in kitchen) #sorry 2 my very little followers my interests bounce around so quick i only have like two i’m constantly into and its nirvana and ed movies #+ horror movies so actually three nvm

[canisalbus]

Yeah sorry I drew this.

Hope you feel better soon ♡

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#Aaaaaaaa #he looks like some sort of gangly baby sheep #does his ma not feed him #instantly wormified the man by putting a tube scarf over his ears #the pathetic little tail is what gets me #it's character accurate like his tail isn't supposed to be something to write home about but here it's just extra meager #big wet eyes #sock creature #leggy varmint #thank you this in fact made me feel better #gift art #arttsuka #own characters #Machete #personally I might've switched the onesie color to his usual orangish scarlet but hot pink is a bold choice too #he looks like a Barbie pet dog minus all the glamour

[ryllen]

" so don't yell at me if i suck " x

#continuation on the previous drawn post #twisted wonderland #twst #sebek zigvolt #lilia vanrouge #twst silver #twst yuu #twst mc #fanart #yes i like to order man with a little pathetic on the side that's all thank you #to be fair he can hug all those three bcs he hugs them by the neck or head which is smaller than the back or shoulder #they are both losers #one is just a loser with composure #the other not so much #sebek minus the ego would go to royal sword academy #he doesn't rly have anything evil about him

[thefrogdalorian]

I love how every time this big scary intimidating former bounty hunter who supposedly terrifies everyone he meets has been shown without his helmet, he's just a slightly pathetic [affectionate] little meow meow underneath all of his big scary armour

Awwwww, big scary Mandalorian, what are you gonna do now....

.... cry? 🥺

You don't look so scary now, you sad little cat [affectionate]

#he's so pathetic [lovingly] just a sad sad little man [affectionate] #din: [going through it] me: lol #no i'm kidding i feel for him #din djarin #pedro pascal #the mandalorian #i don't know what to tag this i'm just shitposting #din djarin brainrot #<- that encapsulates it i think #sad man

[antisocial-author]

I love Devil May Cry because you start out with Dante and you're like "wow this guy's an idiot. surely his brother isn't nearly as dumb as him" and then it turns out that Vergil is infinitely more stupid

#devil may cry #vergil sparda #dante sparda #dmc #nero sparda #nero is the smart one in case anyone's wondering #the singular sparda braincell skips a generation #i do actually think dante is a lot smarter than he lets on btw but my first priority is always committing to the bit #not vergil though. that man's dumber than a box of rocks. i say this affectionately of course #listen he's my pathetic little meow meow i'm legally allowed to poke fun at him

[epiicaricacy-arts]

i played the babygirl grim reaper visual novel expecting to get murdered but instead all i got was this grown man i call my girlfriend

can you tell i REALLY like the intro cutscene 🙂 i am so very normal about the visuals hahahahahahahahahaha

#my art #fanart #a date with death #a date with death visual novel #two and a half studios #visual novel #artists of tumblr #artists on tumblr #digital art #procreate #casper a date with death #he’s so wet-sock core to me #pathetic little(?) man #idk how tall he is actually #but he’s a little guy regardless

[madbalalaika]

#pre timeskip sanji was something else #i love this man #he's a pathetic little bean #sanji #one piece #art #fanart #sketch

[walmart-miku]

ok people we gotta stop making mori the source of all evil with soukoku. Yes mori is evil about how he treated yosano and a lot of the pm members but that's a whole other can of worms.

Anyways with skk MORI WOULD NOT TRY TO GET IN THEIR WAY IN FACT HE WOULD ENCOURAGE THEIR ASSES TO GET TOGETHER THIS PANEL EXISTS FOR A REASON.

MORI SHIPS THEM SO BAD ITS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.

Fics need to stop making this dude try to prevent skk from dating. I want a crack fic where mori is just like "Hey how was ur day do u like to kiss guys?" To both dazai and chuuya. I want mori shenanigans where he's actively trying so hard to set them up and Elise is sitting in a corner with kouyou and they're hard core judging him.

#Every skk fic I read is another skk fic where mori is actively getting in the way of skk #I have very complicated feelings about mori ok #hate his ass #But he's also a silly little guy #He fucked up yosano really badly and I absolutely adore yosano she is best girl I will fight you on this #But also he's a pathetic cringe fail wet cat of a man #Do you see where in going with this? #Mori is the definition of morally grey #But uh yeah #I think mori trying to get skk together would make for a fantastic crack fic if anyones interested in writing it #And yes the “how was ur day do u like to kiss guys?” Is from the my while family thinks I'm gay song bc yes #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #soukoku #bsd mori

[niccoguedes]

BABY SAID...

Hello, thank you for the support on my BG3 fanart. 🔥❤️

Some of you asked for individual full shots of them, so I decided to make it. There's an interesting suggestion with Shadowheart and Karlarch I might do as well...

"Can I use it as wallpaper/screen cover?"

Sure. Just don't remove my signature or modify the drawing.🤘

"Can I print it on my own?"

If possible, please consider supporting me via INPRNT. If you can't, ofc, I won't hold you, go on, print it and later drop me a coffee at ko-fi, darling! You can also share some cents via paypal. Send pics as well of your achievement. For personal use only. 🔥

"Can I print it to sell, use commercially?"

No. Unless you pay me 100kUSD.

🇧🇷"Tem print?" Para sua felicidade, sim. Só me enviar comprovante de 50$ no pix: 51648094000140 e endereço de preferência para o e-mail: niccoguedes @ gmail.com . Envio no tamanho A4 com rastreio.

#bg3 fanart #while shooting this: #halsin took off his coat after 1h #Karlach didn’t stop quiet. the photographer had to use high speed cam #Gale talked with Wyll every break #Astarion was too concerned if the camera captured him #turns out yes #and he couldn’t stop bragging about modernism #Shadowheart listened to Maneskin and is a Victoria fan now #Lae’zel wasn’t in the mood. She accepted anyway. #Small astarion agenda #Astarion being small even in heels #Pathetic little man #I love you #hazeilus #fanart #brazilian artist #bg3 astarion #tadpole gang #larian studios #baldurs gate art #i love larian #baldurs gate 3 #astarion fanart #shadowheart fanart #laezel fanart #gale dekarios fanart #wyll fanart #karlach fanart #halsin fanart

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Okay but if mbj can't see beneath the baps how does he look at sqh?

He is Hoisted. Held in one hand, as he should be.

#poorly drawn SVSSS #svsss #mobei jun #shang qinghua #ask #This is what I imagine a typical advisory committee meeting looks like #SQH is MBJ's equivalent of the Michael Jackson pocket picture #Little hamster man that gives you advice when you need it. He also has his own agenda and is prone to avoiding difficult situations. #He's a spy. He's a coward. He's pathetic. He recreated his own pygmalion story with an ice demon. #He is also *so* throwable. If you choose violence he will simple bounce right back. He's resilient. He's taken and you can't have him. #Where does MBJ keep SQH? Close. That's all I'll say

[fizzytoo]

Andrés (he/him) for @birdietrait's coven :D

it's been too long and he doesn't remember his age

he does remember to change his name frequently. he hasn't decided on a surname yet

prefers the company of books and cats to other humanoids but he does have a few odd friends here and there that will drop by on a whim. which he hates btw. if you're coming over, he needs to be warned well in advance.

when you do come over, you must bring a treat

he isn't particularly talented as a vampire, just all the normal quirks like turning into a bat and hypnosis (which he never really mastered).

when it comes to hunting, even after all these years, he isn't particularly talented at that either.

he will make an effort to turn into a bat the second he's being inconvenienced by his guests or a coven meeting.

stubborn but easily won over by sweets and affection

likes frills and lace and pretty things. he was a tailor at some point, still sort of is but he's particular about his clientele.

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 cas #simblr #*fizzysims #oc: andres #what if a vampire was pathetic but also a little man in a night gown and night cap and he carries around a candle and snores like mimimimim #snaggletooth :D i imagine it makes it difficult to feed #btw if anyone wanted to bounce off this and make an oc that’s perhaps acquainted/friends with andres :3c i’ll smooch you #coven of simblrs

[ballisterboldheart]

[pathetic little meow meow voice] i'm not a villain!

#nimona #nimonaedit #ballister blackheart #HE'S BLACKHEART.... TO ME #also i'm not double tagging. there's only like five nimona girlies anyways #s.gif #UGH the way this character design is growing on me. the eyebags. the stubble. the grey hairs. man of my fucking dreams. #he is going to be soso pathetic and make me sob like a bitch #also LOVE how chunky the armor is. mwah. get that form fitting shit out of here my man goes clank clank #ALSO ALSO.... HIS LITTLE WORKSHOP.... MWAH #my special little nerd knight sad pathetic man sopping wet kitten #everyone unfollow me i need to be alone with this man

[alastorsfuckassbob]

lucifer morning star is built like a fucking muppet- no nose just a circle with a mouth on it and some beady little eyes-

LOOOK!

#i think he's adorable #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel #hes such a pathetic little man #a real cutie patootie

[leverage-ot3]

love how we all went into redemption either wary of or expecting to hate harry but within two episodes we all collectively went, oh, he’s just some lil weird guy and we adopted him just like the leverage crew did

#the writers definitely knew what they were doing writing him #I think it’s definitely interesting and a feat to good writing because we were technically losing two series regulars and they had the task #of both finding new characters while also making sure they wouldn’t just erase or dismiss the old characters #they had to come up with something completely different and have it appealing enough to satisfy us as we are missing two of our original #beloved characters (nate and hardison) #and they came up with harry lmao #he’s such blorbo shaped #skinny little dude that is a former evil lawyer bad dad forgot he was bisexual until he saw eliot fighting #skrunkly lil gamer guy pathetic man silly little disguises way too enthusiastic just happy to be there #honestly me too bitch #jackie talks #mine #leverage #leverage redemption #meta #harry wilson #harry wilson meta #leverage redemption meta #leverage meta #character appreciation

[florallylly]

eddie munson telling steve he's going to "treat him like a princess" and then immediately throwing him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes bc he's a dragon kidnapping the princess

#steve harrington #steddie #eddie munson #steve blushes a little #eddie munson u are so pathetic and cringe #or eddie munson acting like a court jester like BRO u could roleplay ANYBODY #eddie rarely goes for the knight/prince routine bc he's so busy “kidnapping” steve that it just becomes their new normal #robin calls eddie a cave man but does nothing to stop it from happening