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bruciemilf · 7 months
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The Wayne manor is not a quiet place.
Someone Is always doing something, talking about anything, teasing, bantering, playfully slandering, so Bruce grew accustomed to noise. Its hard not to, with his nest of birds.
But this particular topic has him on mute;
"Why do YOU get him when he's old?"
" Oh my GOD, Jason, I'm LITERALLY the oldest. You ALWAYS have to get everything!"
Jason isn't at all interested in Dick's dramatics. He wraps all 6'4 inches around Bruce's leg like an affectionate leech. "You're the fucking meanest! You'll probably feed B those gross ass protein shakes and force him to watch re runs of Realest Housewives of Gotham!"
"YOU TRIED TO BLOW HIM UP!"
Cass is strong like a tsunami and silent as a snake, jumping on Bruce's back, beautiful eyes full of threat. " Dad stays. Mine."
Bruce pipes up, " I have a retirement plan--"
"Getting railed everyday at the Kent farm isn't a retirement!"
Tim gives Steph a look of disgust. "Gross."
Damian isn't above pulling out his swords. " If I don't get Baba, everyone is dying. Me included. "
"Damian. What did I say about threatening your siblings with murder?" Bruce asks expectantly.
" Oh, I'm not threatening, baba. I'm making a vow."
Alfred doesn't pry his attention from the chamomile tea he's preparing. " Master Bruce stays with me."
"...Alfred, I don't think you'll...You know, be around when Bruce retires--"
"Was that a contradiction?"
They all gulp. The argument is settled quickly, and Bruce spends the rest of his evening with head on Alfred's lap and his hand in Jason's hair, petting like a cat, and listening to RHOG on the TV.
He loves the noise.
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dumplingsfordays · 6 months
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thigh lover!gepard hcs
thigh lover!gepard x gn!reader
genre - fluff
cw!: super fluffy, geppie loves ur thighs (and u <3), implied relationship
note - bro I am such a firm believer in thick thighs save lives. because they do!! yours saved geppie's, I have proof... I'm totally so normal about him right
and as always, thank you for reading!!
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thigh lover!gepard who adores the softness and plushness of your thighs.
thigh lover!gepard who gives them a nice squeeze once in a while if you're near each other. in public, it's a way to show others that you're his, and in private, he does it to express his undying love for you.
thigh lover!gepard who practically melts when you run your fingers through his hair as he's laying on your thighs. he likes using them as a pillow in general, but it's just so much better if you're giving headpats or massages.
thigh lover!gepard who loves when you wear shorts/short skirts (but only for him). your beautiful thighs are on full display so he can never get too angry at someone if their eyes linger a little too long on your legs - he'll still give them a dirty glare when you're not looking.
thigh lover!gepard who buries his head between them (in a non-sexual manner ofc) after he's had a long day. They're just so warm and inviting, how could he resist using them as his favorite earmuffs?
thigh lover!gepard who adores it when you sit on his lap. he really likes to sleep under weighted blankets and such, so no matter if you're heavy or light or somewhere in-between, he'll still find heaven when your legs wrap around his waist and you hug him like you're holding on to a tree trunk.
thigh lover!gepard who can't ever seem to express in entirety how much he truly loves you. maybe a thigh massage will help get that message across? it's a win-win scenario as well - he'll get to feel and caress your soft skin and you'll get to relax.
thigh lover!gepard who wholeheartedly believes that thick thighs save lives <3
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mondaymelon · 5 months
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this mf went to a con today and someone mistook me for a Xiao cosplayer bc my hair was dyed in Xiao's hair color help,,, child, i'm so sorry I'm no cosplayer I'm only xiao kisser (i had a wolfcut?? 😭)
-lost children anon
omg i want to go to a convention soooo badddd jfaosdjfd there are like none in my area and the last one that happened i wasnt able to go (i bled all over the walls and shat tears)
ahem
okay lost children anon you go!!! tbf id be flatttered to recieve that compliment cause honestly xiao is gender and attractiveness goals... and honestly imagining xiao with a wolf cut.. is... PERISHES UGH HES TOO PRETTY ... imm... im...
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oops my finger slipped teehee 🤸🤸🤸
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taeraex · 10 months
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taerae on amazing saturday!
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wolf canonically had an oh moment and I love that
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poems-of-a-lover · 8 months
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ur telling me this man was supposed to enlist. like.
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hadollam · 2 years
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if i had a nickel for every time i hyperfixated on an early 2000' cartoon show i used to watch as a kid based on western and eastern cultere, id have two nickels!! which isnt a lot but its weird that it happend twice,,, ,,
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idk wtf this dude awakened in me but i have NOT been the same ever since i remembered abt this show.
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epsi-l0n · 2 years
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i hate when men arent milo greer like step up dude youre embarrassing yourself 🙄
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nygleskas · 3 months
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baby boyyyy baby..
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justablah56 · 1 year
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LINK MY SON PLEASE!!!!
MY BOY <3333
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he is so <3333 screaming, crying, throwing up abt him <3333
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milesinhiding · 2 years
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This marks the 100th day without this precious man.
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dumplingsfordays · 8 months
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star-laced kisses
Zhongli x gn!reader
genre - fluff
summary - you two have a little romantic stargazing + makeout session on your 3rd anniversary.
cw! : just pure fluff. thats it.
this one's a little short but help I'm lowkey kinda crazy for this man. but his character design!!! I eat it up fr and I was scrolling on pinterest one time and came across zhongli n welt fanart but they switched clothes like!!! zhongli looked so freakin handsome istg-
playlist : literally any cas song. especially apocalypse
And as always, thank you for reading :))
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Stargazing was one of your favorite activities to do with Zhongli. He'd be so knowledgeable about it too, pointing out every star, every constellation and their names and meanings. It was a silent tradition - you never spoke a word about it to each other, yet every evening you would find yourself coming to a hill somewhere in the deep of Liyue's amber terrain and siting on the golden grass and staring up at the vast expanse that laid before your eyes.
Tonight was a special occasion, however. You were celebrating your 3rd anniversary of being a couple, so both of you brought food and drink and a picnic blanket to lay on together to catch the sunset, and to watch the light disappear over the calm horizon.
You looked over to him, sitting beside you serenely. His eyes were fixed on the last shreds of sun, handsome skin bathed in a twilight hue, and just as you thought that you might've been admiring him for a little bit too long, he looked over at you.
"Why are you staring?" he asks, in that calming baritone that you thanked the Archons for being able to hear. "You should be looking at the sunset."
"You're prettier," you blurt out. He laughs - a pleasant, mellifluous sound like melted caramel - and kisses the back of your hand. You always loved when he did that - it was loving and romantic and never ceased to make your heart swell with pure adoration for the man sitting next to you.
You go back to looking at the horizon, now darkened by nightfall. No stars yet.
"Can I kiss you?" he says all of a sudden. This takes you by surprise - usually he's not that forward with asking for kisses, he just kisses up your wrists and your arms and your neck and right on your lips. But you don't mind it, no. In fact, this was a welcome question - you'd been wanting to kiss him too.
You reply with a gentle nod and a smile, and lean in to finally meet his lips. He sighs and smiles into the kiss, relieved, you think, and places an elegant yet rough hand on your waist, while the other cups your cheek. You feel his thumb glide across your cheekbone, savoring the softness and feel of your skin as if it was the finest of wines. You press your hands against his broad chest for support, and as you deepen the kiss, his chest rumbles and you feel him purr in satisfaction.
You gasp a little for air and giggle quietly when your lips separate. You see his smile against a backdrop of navy, littered with pirouetting constellations, and his eyes, amber piles of shining gold, meet yours.
"You're gorgeous," he whispers, "Can't believe that you even exist."
"Oh, I exist alright," you reply with a gentle lilt to your tone, and seal that promise with another kiss.
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toadyscorner · 9 months
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real messy redraw doodle ig
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paleroze · 2 years
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Im so inlove wirh him
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jrueships · 2 years
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these photos of maxey need to be appreciated more methinks
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absentmoon · 2 years
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gerty is fun bc i can kiss his screen OR lense
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