#holy shit Pavlov’s dog

[opinionatedoctopus]

People that swap fic recs with friends: what is the fic that y’all bring up all the time? And why?

#Pavlov’s dog #holy shit Pavlov’s dog #my friend made a joke to another friend who hadn’t read it and then realized she didn’t know how describe it… #I said “have you ever had severe depression? no? do you want to?” #that shit was traumatizing— #it’s our friend group meme now #octobubbles #fanfic #fanfiction #oh yeah it’s a uhhh #Sherlock #fic #but back in the day we used to swap alllll the fics

[mochinomnoms]

Hi long time listener first time caller!

Wanted to share my thoughts on a reader who's very "take it or leave it" in terms of romance. They accidentally respond to Jade and Floyd's courtship thinking they were just being nice.

Oh you both made me dinner? That's nice of you.

You made me some jewelry? Thanks I'll wear it, dont have much jewelry anyways.

You wanna massage my shoulders and feet because I look like I had a rough day? That's very considerate of you.

*yaaaaaaaawns* whoops sorry didn't get a lot of sleep last night haha... why are you two so excited? Why are we going to your room? What do you mean we're married now?

You wake up the next morning sandwiched between two very happy eels. You keep reminding yourself you have to give it to them straight and tell that you didn't know they were courting you before feelings got hurt. You keep trying but things keep getting in the way.

Listen guys we gotta talk I didn't know... *gets covered in welcome home kisses and hugs*

Hey uh if you have a moment I- *floyd grabs you and takes you to the couch for suprise naptime*

Jade we gotta... you need me to help sample a new menu? *stomach growls* Okay fine but we're talking after. *forgets due to food coma*

Hey about this whole mate thing... wait... that video games not supposed to come out for weeks, how the hell did you get it? Your families connections? *spends the rest of the night wrapped in a blanket with the twins playing the game.*

They are ideal mates to you. You keep trying until one day you realize you actually look forward to going home to see them. You like spending time with them and holy hell you have to remind yourself never to yawn around them unless you want them to drag you to bed to have your world sufficiently rocked... holy shit are you actually in love?

I responded to an ask with a similar idea to this, but I'm at work so I can't find the link rn. But yeah, they essentially Pavlov dog you on accident.

#mochi asks #twst #twisted wonderland #jade leech #floyd leech #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #jade leech x reader #floyd leech x reader

[stinkybrowndogs]

-Shiloh was pretty ok but kind of boring. The beagle was cute tho.

-101 and 102 Dalmatians were both pretty good. Glen close carried the movies for sure. Also Mr dr house who is in the first movie as a burglar. There were also a bunch of on screen tricks that the dogs did which is fun.

I would like to note that the description for 102 Dalmatians is “oddball the spotless puppy goes on an adventure to find her spots” and that is definitely NOT the plot of the movie? Why they would just lie about this I’m not sure. But the plot is that Cruella devil has been “rehabilitated” by dr Pavlov (of the Pavlovian response and also the dogs) and must do community service. But Big Ben (the clock) triggers her to return to being a puppy killer and she must be stopped. Again.

Shout out to this stuffed dog who is hanging out with a bunch of actual puppies. It made me cry laughing.

-Old yeller…. Holy shit. They just let that dog attack a bunch of animals and filmed it. By my count they had him on a rabbit, raccoons, mule, pigs, cow and an actual bear and maybe a wolf or just another grey dog it was hard to tell. They just let u do fucking anything in Hollywood for a bit there, huh. Also? Racism.

-Because of win Dixie is probably my favorite so far, they didn’t kill the dog and it still made me cry (but like? Happy cry) it was one of my favorite books as a kid and I think they did a really good job with the movie. The Picardy shepherds r darling

-Snow dogs marks my second sled dog film, and I gotta say it was way more fun than 8 below. Honestly, maybe the funniest movie I’ve watched so far? The border collie was very darling. But the best bit was these two characters, who had barely a line between them, that became dentists by the end of the movie

#I might have missed one #I watch while I work #I made a bingo sheet #dog movie saga

[howdoyousleep3]

Hey, K, I woke up this morning, and I couldn't stop thinking about Stevie Baby's ears. So, I wrote you a little something about the Thoughts™️, and I just now have a minute to send it to you. Hear me out:

Obviously, yes, the ear rubbing. Daddy James will often get him on his knees while he's working and doesn't really, unfortunately, have time to totally give into Stevie's needs. Then, if Steve's been good, he'll get to cockwarm James, and he'll get absent-minded ear rubs while he does it. Just if James can spare a hand, this is supposed to just be something to tide him over for now, after all. If Stevie's being a bit of a brat, he doesn't get cock and he only gets ear rubs once he's settled down enough. It's a reward. It's meant to keep him behaving.

So, James calloused, thick, and long fingers soothing back and forth over Steve's ear becomes such a regular occurrence over their relationship, appearing practically whenever Steve is on his knees (no matter if its the main activity or an appetizer). It happens so much that he gets so sensitive and squirmy about it. Now Steve notices his ears all the time. They've never been included in sex before! But... now they are. And now it's A Thing.

Sometimes, he'll get a little thrill when at the barbers, and they touch or bend or move his ears to shape his haircut--getting good straight lines. Sometimes, he spaces out for a moment after he thinks about putting headphones in, he thinks about his ears... he thinks about Daddy touching his ears and cooing at him over the line of his nose, working through some business, or just working through a glass of whiskey.

Daddy calls him a silly puppy sometimes, and Steve feels like one of Pavlov's dogs these days.

Daddy will whisper in his ear a lot, when he's being a brat in public and he needs a warning, when Daddy is thinking filthy shit that's not appropriate for their guests or the people around them, when he feels like ruffling Steve's feathers. He whispers. Daddy will also lick and bite and nip at his ears. It happens a lot when he's fucking him from the back and Steve's head is turned to the side, smashed into the mattress, moaning raggedly, as he takes it hard. James will lean forward and carve himself in deep, all the way inside Steve's guts, in his throat, oh, God, and whisper or growl or, fuuck, moan in his ear. He'll bite his ear if Steve whines about needing it harder, faster, deeper. Brat. He'll lick the shell of his ear to watch him quiver and see goosebumps rise over his skin.

Yeah... suddenly, Steve has sensitive ears? Suddenly, Steve realizes he's had sensitive ears? Whether James caused it or was the only person to ever notice it, it doesn't really matter. What matters is that he Exploits it.

Steve will be doing nothing--actually nothing--and James will come up to him, press him against the nearest surface, kiss him, and "innocently" run his fingers up his chest, over his shoulders, onto his neck, and up his throat until he reaches one of his ears. He'll carress Steve's ear. Just once. Rub it gently. And Steve--

Oh.

Suddenly, his knees feel like buckling, and, ah, when did he start getting hard? When did he start to blush?

It's only made worse when Daddy grins wolfishly at him, so, so pleased, and coos, "ohh, is that the spot, puppy?" as if he's giving scratches to a damn dog in the one place that makes their leg kick rather than making Steve so hard and achy in his pants with just one, innocent touch, bending Steve's body to his own will without Steve being able to do a thing about it because of all the training Daddy has incidentally done.

Yeah.

He feels like Pavlov's dog.

*cough* anyway...

Oh my god, S…

Not the ear rubbing. 😭

I sunk lower and lower into my couch with every sentence of this. It’s perfection, hot holy hell. The part that sent me under? Daddy James biting at Stevie’s ear because he asked for it impossibly harder, what a brat. 😮‍💨

Thank you for blessing me (us) with this yummy goodness, S. You’re the absolute best. 💕😵‍💫

#askK #my s tag #daddy james and stevie baby #the ear rub #ear rub #SHEESH sensitive ears #who knew

[movedtodykedvonte]

One Big Family... give or take

Back to the Gent co parenting au, here's how I think each notable character relates to the demon now:

Joey: Distant/incompetent bumbling dad. He questionably loves Bendy but the reason may not be due to his dream coming true more proof of concept. Only really shows concern when Bendy starts getting close to someone else or someone accuses him of being distant.

Henry: Supportive but bumbling dad. He and Linda didn’t have any intentions on having any kids and the child support letter was super shocking coming from Joey of all people. But after realizing that Bendy would only get worse he tries really hard to be a good influence on Bendy. Kinda the strict parent when he’s not scared shitless of his kid.

*cut cause post is long

Sammy: Uncle that’s just young enough to be more like an older cousin. He technically has authority over bendy but it feels weird and he rather let Bendy do his own thing as long as it doesn’t fuck around in the music department. Does play Bendy “calming” music on his more “playful” days also weird tension at times if we follow Joey x Sammy in this timeline

Jack: Family friend that you don’t know but think is mysterious and cool. Technically Bendy has full permission to duck around in areas completely ink and the sewers count. Jack ain’t scared of him as he’s seen the thing fall on it’s face crawling out the pipes down there but knows he’s still a bit dangerous. Bendy is curious as Jack rarely stops him from doing much. Coaches Bendy in “singing”

Susie: Cool big sister. Susie techno still voices Alice in this au and as such is technically in competition to be more popular than Bendy. Bendy likes her a lot tho as she’s the most like Alice otherwise and it’s lonely knowing ur the only one like you. Susie just wants to work and doesn’t indulged Bendy when he wants to play toons… most of the time. She thinks Bendy is funny but not right kinda jealous he gets so much attention

Allison: Technically adoptive mom but more like the aunt that spoils her siblings kids. Thinks the whole ink kid thing is a laugh and good for studio bonding! Brings Bendy outside studio stuff despite Joeys rule against it and by far is his favorite in terms of who he actively seeks out. Pavlov dogged the demon and now you may get trampled cause she brought him a toy that didn’t look like him

Thomas: Aloof dad that is subtly proud of his freaky adoptive son but won’t admit it. Like GENT forced him to be Bendys handler and that’s what he calls himself but Bendy treats him like a third dad, cause why not. On Tom’s days he’s patient when the demon absorbs his tools and makes sure no one messes with it or calms him down. He says it’s just procedure but it slowly gets more personal and defensive when others mumble about him. Stern and has actually grounded the ink demon like what

Norman: More like an urban legend to Bendy, the boogie man. Bendy doesn’t understand like metaphors so when people say Norman disappears in the studio or knows everything Bendy is like “God??? Actually Devil???” and has tricked himself into thinking Norman is this all seeing being that says morbid jokes things with a smile. Norman plays it up because it’s funny he’s horrifying the horror simply by minding himself. Occasionally drops the act to be nice and like play a toon for the toon

Wally: Doofy brother. Wally just gets jokingly upset when Bendy walks over a freshly mopped floor and fake fights him with the mop. The only person willing to actually play the traditional way with Bendy. Bendy messes with Wally only cause he thinks Wally messes with him despite it’s just Wally being incompetent. Wally didn’t realize bendy was a demon until he saw him go through a wall then was more mad he had to clean the wall than “holy shit Joey summoned Satan and now gets custody on the holidays”

Shawn: Neighbor kid who spies on the supposedly haunted house. Bendy actually stays out of the toy department on account he can break too many things so Shawn found out dead last and freaked out when Bendy came looking around. Hides from the demon or shoos him off cause if bendy comes around he gunks up the machines and that’s extra work for him.

Grant: Literally like a tired babysitter. Bendy took up so much time in court and now he has to entertain this thing until someone more qualified can. Just gives Bendy an abacus and tells him to go nuts. Thinks the demons okay and has like a weird mutual understanding that Joey should not be a dad.

Nathan: If Nathan comes around Bendy the person who can throw him out the fastest is offered a $300 dollar cash prize. Fuck Nathan I’m surprised he had a kid.

Bertrum: Grandpa who tells weird stories but lets you do crazy things so he’s fine ig. Bendy isn’t supposed to mess with Bendyland workers due to all the dangerous stuff they could drop when scared but Bertrum likes to show him how much better and competent he is than Joey. Kinda wishes he made Bendy so he could rub it in Joey’s face but see actually Bendy with more fascination and personal interest

Lacie: Tried to fight Bendy and puts him on par with robo Bendy. Doesn’t hate the poor demon but he creeps her out and she’d wish Bertrum stop showing him every nook and cranny of BendyLand. Will warm up to him but is also gonna be that vine. “So you uhg...wanna beer?” He’s 4! “I dunno what I’m supposed to do with him!”

Wow Bendy! How come your mom lets you have 3 dads!

#ugh i have to tag everythign #i think this au is funny #bendy and the divorce court #joey drew #henry stein #Sammy Lawrence #jack fain #thomas connor #allison pendle #susie campbell #wally franks #shawn flynn #grant cohen #bertrum piedmont #lacie benton #nathan arch #norman polk #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #batim #batdr

[chrisbitchtree]

Omg please!!! I need more of PAVLOVIAN in billy x steve!!!😍😍😍

The camaro??? Definitely pavlovian. The boys can't get anywhere on time because every time they get in this car, they end up shagging.

What else is pavlovian??)))

Billy's unbuttoned shirts? Steve's gray jacket? Billy's lifeguard whistle like he's the boss??..

Obsessed ❤️

Ooooh yes!!! Thank you so much for the ask, @lovebillyhargrove!! I love the idea of so many things eliciting a Pavlovian response for them! I had to write out something for this! I hope you enjoy it!!!💕💕💕

Expanding on this!

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Billy’s got Steve fully trained before the other boy even realizes what’s going on. Steve doesn’t blame himself for not noticing. When you have a boyfriend as hot as Billy Hargrove, it’s not that hard to believe that just knowing he’s nearby would make Steve horny. It’s definitely not weird that he gets turned on when he sees Billy’s unbuttoned shirts or his little lifeguard swim trunks.

He’s finally kind of clued in when twice in one day, while laying on a lounge chair at the pool, his mind blank as he stares up at the clouds, he pops a boner at the sound of Billy’s lifeguard whistle. He’s hot for the guy, but not that hot.

His mind wanders to all the times that Billy’s blown that whistle, then immediately pulled him into the private employee showers and pushed Steve up against the tiles or shoved his hand down Steve’s swim trunks and quickly and effectively jerked him off before returning to the lifeguard chair. Or the times where Billy’s sprayed his cologne in his briefs, then shoved Steve’s face against them.

The next morning, as they’re restocking the shelves of Family Video, Steve brings it up to Robin. “Hey Rob,” he says, more than a hint of embarrassment in his voice. “Have you ever heard of someone training another person?”

Robin turns to him, eyes narrowed. “What do you mean? What kind of training?”

Steve looks around before responding, making sure that they’re alone. “Any time I hear Billy blow his lifeguard whistle, or I hear him rev the Camaro’s engine, I get hard. Like really hard. No matter where we are or what I was thinking about before. And when I smell his cologne, I have to get him alone right away. For a while, whenever he’d blow his whistle and then he’d pull me into the employee bathrooms, but now when I hear the whistle I get hard and start seeking him out!”

Robin starts laughing before Steve can even finish is sentence, and he glares at her, waiting for her to explain herself.

She’s wiping tears of laughter from her eyes when she finally responds. “Oh my god, dingus, he pulled a Pavlov’s Dogs on you! And it worked! Holy shit! You should be studied for science.”

“So wait,” Steve says, his mind reeling. “I’m not crazy? This is real?”

“Well,” Robin says, “ I don’t know if I’d go as far as to say you’re not crazy, but this is a real thing, and it worked on you! Basically, Pavlov, a physiologist, ran experiments where he trained dogs by ringing a bell and then giving them a reward when then did what he wanted. Eventually, he was able to take away the reward, and the dogs would still do what he wanted when he rang the bell because they were conditioned. So Billy’s conditioned you by doing something sexual, and now he doesn’t even need to initiate anything. You just want it as soon as you hear the whistle or smell his cologne. He’s a genius. He’ll have you ready to go whenever he wants, and he can embarrass you by giving you a boner in public!”

Steve can’t believe this. He’s dating an evil genius! He has to get back at him. Two can play at this game. He starts plotting immediately. He decides that his grey Members Only jacket and the scent of his Farrah Fawcett hairspray will work best here because Billy already loves both, so it’ll seem more natural.

He executes his plan over a matter of months. He’ll make sure that Billy’s around when he sprays it, then have Billy fuck him against against the bathroom counter, his nose buried in Steve’s hair, or he’ll put on his jacket, giving Billy a sultry look as he does, then stroke him until he’s rock hard and leaking in his jeans, left with no choice but to do something about it, right now.

Steve’s laughing the first time he slips into his jacket as they leave dinner at a crowded restaurant and Billy starts to chub in his jeans, or when they’re at Robin’s, getting ready for a night out, and after Steve’s done giving his hair a good long spray, Billy’s dragging him to the guest washroom for some alone time before they head out. Robin, who’s been let in on Steve’s little revenge plot, is cackling as they go.

Billy pulls him down the hall into the washroom, slamming the door behind them and locking it. He’s on Steve in seconds, working the button on his jeans, and mouthing at his neck. “I don’t know what got over me,” he says, breath already a little short. He’s rutting against Steve’s thigh, trying to get some relief for the aching bulge in his own tight jeans.

Steve slides his fingers under the fabric of Billy’s unbuttoned shirt, pinching Billy’s nipple as he sharply nips his ear before whispering “Ever heard of something called Pavlov’s Dogs, baby?”

Billy whimpers in a combination of pleasure and pain. “Oh shit.”

#harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #chrisbitchtree writes #my fic #lemon #harringrove fic #harringrove ficlet #asks #lovebillyhargrove #also I’m not even pretending to fully understand Pavlov’s Dogs so sorry if this is totally wrong lol

[sytokun]

You must feel cute, going out of your way to fabricate this insane vendetta Canonseeker supposedly has with you when in reality you folks have spent years stalking, threatening, and even doxxing him. Why? Because it's easier to get attention this way than by actually making your 'au'?

Not Canonseeker still thinking they're the victim after impersonating me online and butchering my artwork for a childish callout video.

Not Canonseeker still talking about themselves in third person like they're some concerned citizen, when everyone already knows it's them and they just look like a lunatic talking to themselves.

Not Canonseeker still infesting my anonymous asks after very unambiguous, targeted slander and harassment against me.

Not Canonseeker deliberately using fake identities to fish for new RWBY Discord servers to join after being banned by multiple servers one after another, but still pretending they're not the problem.

Not Canonseeker going up to random unsuspecting fans and asking them to their face for Discord invites, continuing to evade bans and abusing these fake identities to LIE to fans who don't know any better.

Not Canonseeker pretending like they're not the one who was banned from r/RWBY on Reddit and made another dummy account called u/KreiaSensei and brazenly posting in a community they got kicked out of, and then has the gall to pretend that "Oh, it's some random """girl""" that posted it who got targeted by the evil critics" when they were all posts from a known banned member and 30something white man pretending to be a girl.

I'll also add that as of writing, the r/RWBY mods still have not banned this account even knowing perfectly well this is Canonseeker. Anytime someone posts calling out their real identity, the post is immediately locked to silence any further discussion, while Eren continues on their merry way to make more posts and be a walking insult to the moderation team. The reason typically cited is "to prevent witch hunting".

Lads, it's a witch hunt if the person is innocent and unfairly targeted. If the person is an actual decrepit witch running around the village burning your crops and stealing peoples' faces, then I think the pitchforks and holy water are a pretty warranted response, especially when you've already banned this bozo before.

Where's that apology, Eren? Where's your written, public apology after making a video impersonating me? Instead, you come into my inbox again like a hopeless parasite and saying I'm in the wrong? You're the same type of reprobate manchild Elon is - unable to take any heat and will burn everything around them before admitting their own faults - just shit of a different smell.

Your mother would be embarrassed if she knew who you actually are. Knowing this is the child she raised, in their 30s and already a capable working adult but would stoop to doctoring Discord screenshots to get back at someone who's rightfully fought back against the little slice of canonseeking hell her child has raised.

I would LOVE to continue working on my AU, Eren. Too bad I have you to deal with. Too bad I have to deal with you taking my artwork and mangling them without my permission. Too bad I have to deal with you spreading lies about me, too bad I have to constantly watch out for your fake accounts knowing you will continue spreading lies about me and my projects under different names and faces.

Where's that apology, Eren? Are you going to make your video private like a coward, or are you going to act your age and confront me about what you've done, instead of hiding behind yet another anonymous ask and making up fictional conversations with me - just so you have someone to talk to that you feel remotely superior to, when your actual dynamic with others is being a sycophant after strangers so you can get the crumbs of a Discord invite? What flavour of pathetic are you going to be today?

Send that anon ask, Eren. Like Pavlov's dog hearing the irresistible ring of the self-degradation bell. Keep doing that - the more stupid things you do, the more you immortalise proof of who you are, the more people will know who you are, and the closer the fandom is to being finally, unanimously sick of your existence, until there's no one left who doesn't know what a nuisance you are. It's not a matter of if, but when, Eren.

All of us in the RWBY fandom as your current and future victims recommend you get up and leave this fandom before that happens. You are a literal cancer on this and any community you touch, and I'm glad you made that stupid video, because it gave solid proof of just how pathetic you are for all the world to see. Hide it all you want, you can never erase the damage you've done, to this fandom and yourself.

Anyway, I can't wait for the day you grow a brain cell and leave the internet for good so I can ship Qrow and Summer in peace, while your self-insert character Taiyang is only known for making dad jokes and being associated with you. I could not have asked for a worse fate for a RWBY character. Bye, worstie~

#canonseeker #answerseeker #syto asks #rwby #rwde

[manekinoodle]

jw4 has eaten my brain alive. have some weird shit me and my friends have made. spoilers or whatever

- john shows up to the sacré-cœur and suddenly the harbinger says like "dearly beloved we are gathered here today for holy matrimony" and everyone is in on it except john and the tracker. he opens the box with the guns and there's two rings sitting next to the pistols. the marquis is crying. john wants to cry. everyone goes for baguettes and lives happily ever after. no i'm not writing the fucking fanfic.

-the tracker has 3d glasses and popcorn and so does his dog. what a shitshow. i kinda want to draw this as a reaction image.

- john wick 4 except the marquis is kiwi and john is aussie ("yeah... nah yeah.... nah... yeah...")

- john wick 4 except the marquis is pennywise. it except pennywise is the marquis.

- bonus: me and my friends have pavloved ourselves into saying "rules" in the stupid french accent (sometimes written "ooules") and replying with "consequences".

#john wick #john wick 4 #neki spitposts #maybe i will expand on these. who knows

[bugpiss]

every tmbg album in a nutshell

idc if i skipped albums it's my post my choice

THE PINK ALBUM 1: paranoia??????? 2: puppet heads 3: writer's block 4: i hate my life 5: oh no home invasion 6: why did my gf leave me :( 7: i'm a dad 8: kids with rabies are weird 9: the beatles suck ass ngl 10: FGEBUHIWJOKPOFJEH(W*)POKD 11: aNgeLS aRe rEaL 12: MY DOG FUCKING DIED 13: okay what the fuck 14: schizophrenia 15: disfigurement is cool 16: i don't wanna fucking die 17: stereotyping is real guys 18: huh 19: idk what this song is about but it's silly

LINCOLN 1: long distance relationship 2: MOOFBEHUJWIRU#*u9IKM 3: don't do drugs 4: male pattern baldness 5: parodies are fun 6: childhood nightmares amiright? 7: is this a metaphor for being a piece of shit 8: don't be sad bro 9: goddamn i sure love war 10: HAHA PUNS 11: abusive relationships frfr 12: fuck santa claus 13: fuck the haters 14: DIVORCE :D 15: whaaaaaat theeeeee fuuuuck 16: handstands are cool ig 17: i am going to kms 18: manipulating people to get what you want is awesome

FLOOD 1: self-advertising 2: nightlights are epic 3: COWBOY DIVORCE 4: history is cool 5: reincarnation 6: DON'T BE RACIST I AM A BUILDING 7: this can be a metaphor for anything 8: it's not the 1960's dude 9: cool rocks 10: stop moving chairs KYLE it's not cool 11: old people 12: this one's for all those lower-class workers 13: birds are so epic 14: more like taking a shit in the park 15: who the fuck is this guy 16: cave people 17: abusive relationships AGAIN 18: self-advertising AGAIN 19: the goddamn berlin wall

APOLLO 18 1: death lol 2: palindromes are so epic 3: enlarged to show texture 4: doppelgangers bro :( 5: biology class 6: is this about drugs 7: everyone skips this song 8: guitars are epic 9: pavlov's dog 10: why do they love singing about hateful relationships 11: why is this intro so fucking long 12: is this about jesus 13: wooooaaaaahh space 14: don't be shy bro 15: DEATH!!!!! 16: magicians 17: my adhd brain 18: oh finally an instrumental

JOHN HENRY 1: dreaming about death XD LOL 2: snails are amazing 3: getting stoned is cool 4: COWBOY DIVORCE AGAIN?? 5: LEAN 6: this song was made for neurodivergents (in a good way) 7: french is cool 8: alice cooper is so fucking cool 9: does anyone even like this song 10: why does this song even exist bro 11: jail and greek philosophers 12: religious cults 13: this is apollo 18 all over again 14: it's giving tomorrow never knows by the beatles 15: SPOILER ALERT: james ensor 16: "it's too hot" "it's too cold" OH MY GOD AN EXPLOSION 17: stalker 😒 18: roblox jailbreak 19: what 20: woah this is darker than i thought it would be

FACTORY SHOWROOM 1: whore slut bitch cunt 🥰🥰🥰 2: drugs? AGAIN???? 3: transgender 4: i see dead people 5: song of the summer 6: the original song was better 7: dysfunctional family 8: new wave battle 9: hypnotist of ladies's evil cousin 10: presidents are cool 11: ya like jazz 😏 12: I HEAR YOU 13: this is like take me to church by hozier but cooler

LONG TALL WEEKEND 1: oh my god we get another instrumental 2: mink car foreshadowing 3: lesley gore is an icon 4: rats are awesome 5: oh no we lost our token 6: mink car foreshadowing again 7: women are epic 8: this is such a vibe 9: evil 10: violence and killing and murder and crimes :3 11: nuh uh 12: oh shit we got lost oh fuck 13: shhhh don't cry 14: backwards shit 15: thomas edison is a bitch

MINK CAR 1: i love your hair 2: i don't need haters 3: overstimulation 4: goofy ahh 5: this is so corny-2000's-boy-band-love-song-core 6: i am a vampire be afraid 7: aw man you're just a sombrero 8: groovy 9: i am miserable 10: alcoholism 11: it's like that one meme 12: lmao you're so fucking old (psst you're gonna die soon) 13: omg i got run over by a fucking bedazzled car 14: evil skrunkly 15: stop fucking lying 16: who even- 17: james bond inspector gadget idk

THE SPINE 1: homestar runner 2: why is kermit here 3: working in an office is cool 4: holy shit this is so good 5: tomfoolery 6: beach boys reference 7: i hate bastards 8: later on.... 9: abusive relationships back at it again 10: caffeine got me like 11: CUNTY 12: french AGAIN?? 13: HOORAY 14: broke in two like a glowstick 15: writer's block makes a comeback 16: sobbing rn

THE ELSE 1: sarcasm at it's finest 2: YOU DON'T NEED THAT BASTARD IN YOUR LIFE GIRL 3: turn that frown upside down 4: someone call an exorcist 5: coraline moment 6: AHOY THERE MATEYS 7: bruh it's so dark. i guess i'm WITH THE DARK HAHAHA 8: omg clone high reference?? 9: woah that's fucked up 10: damn it my hope just withered 11: bro i need my dictionary 12: amnesia moment 13: it is not the late fourth millennium BC

JOIN US 1: fuck everyone and everything 2: hey girl are you a girl because you look like a girl 3: you're crazy😂😂😂 4: cryptids are epic 5: shut the fuck up you bitch 6: rapunzel 7: woohoo 8: i am a gifted burnout kid 9: can you die rn lmao 10: okay so what 11: ily judy 12: in my hopeless romantic era 13: this is such a vibe 14: don't text and drive 15: dogs 16: what year is it 17: what 18: "i don't like this song" AND IT DOESN'T LIKE YOU EITHER

NANOBOTS 1: go to the fucking hospital 2: what the fuck does this even mean 3: huh 4: this is so fire 5: scooby-doo ahh song 6: my mom died 7: fuck elon musk 8: i must eep 9: FIRE SONG ABOUT REBELLION 10: i am going to go cry 11: fuck the past this is the present 12: shhh these are 9 secret steps 13: bees love your mind 14: hmmmmm 15: nouns are epic 16: ROBIN GOLDWASSER 17: insects and hospitals 18: predicament 19: ooh funky 20: weirdcore bitches be like 21: WHO'S DAVE 22: tiktok alt kids be like 23: and why he eepy 24: such a vibe 25: you can't kill me haha

GLEAN 1: a beautiful mix of death and love 2: i love being alive dude 3: new superhero idea MARVEL GET ON IT 4: this is goofy ahh 5: bro i'm just tryna get you to like me 6: wow what an amazing connection to the real world 7: fight me 8: it's giving musical 9: boyfriends suck 10: incoherent 11: i'm sorry women 12: stop being a pussy 13: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 14: TRES BON 15: MORE INSTRUMENTALS???

PHONE POWER 1: you're crazy bro 2: ily but not like that 3: kidnappings are fire 4: imagination! 5: stop being mean to detroit 6: goofy ahh 7: bloody noses bro 8: i thought this was gonna be like that matt & kim song 9: 4th of july 🦅🇺🇲 10: cryptids again 11: dial-a-song song 12: shut up bitch imma haunt you 13: what this title makes no sense 14: i'm sorry woman 15: woah shapeshifting 16: better than the original frfr on god no cap big facts 17: okay... 18: self-advertisement

I LIKE FUN 1: is this gonna be over bro 2: astral projection 3: AAAA AAAAAA 4: back in my day 5: salty ass bitch 6: this slaps so hard 7: I LIKE FUN BRO 8: banger 9: microphone 10: take a walk on the sunny side 11: turn on the lights 12: aaa nessie 13: what 14: nick offerman 15: WE DIE ALONE WE DIE AFRAID WE LIVE IN TERROR WE'RE NAKED AND ALONE AND THE GRAVE IS THE LONELIEST PLACE

BOOK 1: just to refresh your memory (our last album was from 2018) 2: aaaah di ahh di ah di ah di yay 3: everyone hates me bro 4: CAN'T CUT IT AS AN ARTIST 5: snow 6: it's not just for winnipeg 7: aw man what happened to my dream 8: stupid clown 9: poison is epic 10: where the fuck is thursday 11: you wanna believe me but you can't 12: i'm super cool 13: hmmm 14: i ain't a clown 15: 0 is less than 1

[wibble-wobbegong]

chucking several strawberries at u rn 🍓🍓🍓

USER SMOOSNOOM… let me say that having you as a mutual is one of the best things that has ever happened to me on the planet ever like. Shakes me to my core that i get to be mutuals with SMOOSNOOM. fucking SMOOSNOOM.

like holy shit im in love with your writing. every single piece, every single one, absolutely ADORED it. there has never been a single moon fic that wasn’t immediately in my bookmarks and reread several times. i can’t get enough of it!!! the style, the characterization, the all of it!!!! i’m trying to relearn how to write creatively cause i’ve been out of practice for like a year now and i’m taking some notes off of my favorite authors and i am just absorbing EVERYTHING from you. whenever i’m practice writing I think about your fics and im like “what would moon do…” and it literally WORKS

also you’re just so sweet all the time???? idk you just have such a nice energy and whenever i get the pleasure of interacting you it feels like getting into a really cozy bed and maybe that’s cause i pavloved dogged myself into that feeling bc i take the time to get comfy before reading ur fics and now it just happens when i see ur user but i just. you’ve got comfy vibes!!!! like eating sugar cookies but not the crunchy ones the really soft ones that literally melt in your mouth and take you a step closer to heaven

if it isn’t clear i adore you moon <33

#asks

[detransraichu]

that thing where i keep going after ppl who r clearly emotionally unavailable or just fooling around yet acting serious NEEDS to end. like if we're fooling around we're just gonna fool around, not act like gfs!!!! and just cuz they feed me crumbs of attention and it gets me all pavlov dog-esque doesn't mean it's viable long-term. if anything i'm just wasting time while my dream girl is out there. like wtf. holy shit. she's out there….. she's waiting for me!!! wtf am i even doing!!!! if she ain't the one and the fooling around feels weirdly serious and she gives mixed signals or red flags IT'S DIPPING TIME!!! YOINKS 👋

#lay text #hashtag growth..... #in 2024 we are being gay with a PURPOSE!!!! #i am into casual too but if she's casual and acting like we've been together 10 years since day one???? NAH

[themculibrary]

Smut - Praise Kink Masterlist

A Soul as Sweet as Blood-Red Jam (ao3) - pringlesaremydivision steve/bucky E, 2k

Summary: It slips out. It just – slips out, and it takes half a second before Steve realizes what he’s said, and then he wants to die.

Or: Steve's daddy kink comes out to play while he's in bed with Bucky.

do you know what's worth fighting for (ao3) - Pericardiaca steve/tony E, 4k

Summary: Steve tries to return to the present after returning the infinity stones, but something goes wrong. Or does it go right? A stevetony fix it fic that also (tries to) fix the time paradox issue. With a sprinkle of angst and the soft ending they deserved.

Electric Feel (ao3) - voluptuous_panic steve/bucky E, 5k

Summary: Steve leaves a present for his boy.

Failing To Not Fall (ao3) - neverthelessthesun steve/tony E, 6k

Summary: Steve was failing to not fall in love with Tony Stark.

AKA the one where Steve thinks he’s Friends-With-Benefits with Tony, and Tony thinks he’s dating Steve.

Good Boy (ao3) - triedunture steve/bucky E, 13k

Summary: Bucky is still adjusting to life with the Avengers, and Steve is willing to do whatever it takes to make him feel comfortable. Increasingly, though, what seems to make him comfortable is strangely intimate.

Surprise, Steve! You're a gentle dom and Bucky wants to be your pretty pet!

If Your Heart Is A Dog Fight Then I'm Ready To Go To War Like (ao3) - fandomfluffandfuck steve/bucky E, 78k

Summary: Bucky isn't used to alpha's being the nicest to him, he knows why even if he doesn't get it- he's a male omega. A very rare subset of the already rare part of the population that's second gender isn't beta. Which is what makes it all the more shocking when his "perfect match" walks in during one of his shifts and is irrefutably nice to him.

This is that story. The story of how they went from a patient nurse relationship to an alpha omega pair who's bond is unbreakable.

love has claws which maim (ao3) - whatshouldntbe steve/tony E, 585k

Summary: Yet another Dystopian!Marriage of Convenience AU with a/b/o dynamics that no one asked for. Angst with Happy Ending™ 100% Guaranteed or Your Money Back. This has an extremely experimental and dramatic tone that shifts unexpectedly at times.

No Because, No Reason, No Explanation, No Solutions (ao3) - BlossomsintheMist steve/tony E, 93k

Summary: He let his hands rest, warmly, on Steve’s shoulders, against his neck. “I just want you to fuck me, soldier,” he managed to get out, breathy. “I want you to fuck me, yes, in my ass, and not stop. Again and again, until it’s out of your system.”

Steve and Tony and a marathon sex encounter. That's it, that's the fic.

nothing left but scars (ao3) - SailorChibi steve/tony E, 6k

Summary: Steve wakes up to the fact that no one ever compliments or even says thank you to Tony, and that he has fallen into the same trap of painting Tony with a specific paintbrush.

This is how he showers a very confused Tony with praise to make up for it.

oh don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me (ao3) - suzukiblu bucky/darcy, steve/natasha/sam, bucky/darcy/steve E, 187k

Summary: Darcy is thirty feet out of Stark-cum-Avengers Tower when she starts craving cinnamon rolls--the sticky-sweet iced-up old-fashioned kind, yummy and messy and dripping gooshy icing all over your mouth and hands and down your yuuuup, yup, that is a super, super fertile omega that she is smelling, holy shit is it ever.

“Jesus Christ,” she groans in frustration, then follows her alpha instincts (and, more easily and importantly, her nose) to go track them down. They’re in the middle of New York City; middle of the day or not, not checking on somebody who smells like that is, like, the ultimate dick move.

Pavlov was a Jerk (ao3) - BeneficialAddiction clint/phil E, 77k

Summary: Clint Barton: World's Greatest Marksman, submissive, high-functioning disaster.

When Clint comes in to SHIELD he's been on his own for almost four years, and he's been keeping himself level using conditioning techniques he's learned from a lifetime of abuse and neglect. Phil Coulson is the first to notice the imbalance – Clint's system seems to be all punishment, no rewards - but Phil's tastes aren't exactly average and it's none of his business anyway. Certain that what he wants is not at all congruent with what Clint deserves Phil keeps his distance, until a mission gone wrong sends the archer tumbling into an nasty case of subdrop and neither of them have any other choice but to take a chance on the other.

Proprietary Information (ao3) - notlucy steve/bucky E, 85k

Summary: Okay, so Bucky Barnes has a crush on Steve Rogers. The guy's gorgeous, talented and, oh yeah, the Chief Design Officer of the biggest tech company in the world. In other words: he's so far out of Bucky's league that he might as well be in a different stratosphere.

Rise or Fall (Give His All) (ao3) - neverthelessthesun steve/tony E, 7k

Summary: Tony is self-conscious about his height. Steve tries to make him see it’s not all that bad.

Romance me (ao3) - ririsasy tony/stephen E, 67k

Summary: Tony just wanted to go to The coffee shop Peter keep telling him about in the Bleecker Street area, the one with a nice caramel coffee, he didn't know that the place is crowded enough that The billionaire has to share a table with a handsome, middle-aged man, who dresses eccentrically in his blue robe, and thick book in his hands just to enjoy his coffee, he never imagined that the guy will be someone so important in his life, ending all his conquests as playboy and actually making him consider about settling down for the first time in his life.

Sucker Punch (ao3) - yellow_crayon steve/bucky E, 15k

Summary: Steve Rogers is not the blushing virgin everyone thinks.

(Five times they almost get caught and one time they do.)

The Corruption of Peter Parker, by Harley Keener (ao3) - dontstudywritenovels harley/peter E, 3k

Summary: Harley really wants to fuck Peter so hard that he’s crying for it. He settles for wooing the fuck out of him instead, and maybe making Peter cry when the younger begs him for it.

Think I'm Finally Clean (ao3) - fuck_me_barnes steve/bucky E, 4k

Summary: In which sub Bucky wishes for rougher handling by normally gentle dom Steve, and gets probably more than he bargained for.

you're the fireworks flyin' on the fourth of july (ao3) - IamShadow21 steve/bucky E, 2k

Summary: Steve's got ninety-five years' worth of Bucky's birthdays to catch up on.

#themculibrary #mcu #marvel #masterlists #smut #sex tw #praisekink #praisekink masterlist

[lesterkanopf]

pacifica literally got pavlov's dogged by her own parents holy shit . alex hirsch is a mad genius

#gravity falls

[merkingribs]

Holy shit I've entered your blog a lot and whenever I do I see tomfoolery right? You've Pavlov's dogged me. Now when I see your pfp or name I think "tomfoolery" and I haven't realised why for months.

why have you entered my blog a lot 😨

[trashbaggage]

jaskier, young oxenfurt punk, blazed out of his mind at a college party: so, like, you can influence behavior and trick their brain into unconsciously responding to some, like, random stim-, ah fuck, stimuloose thingy? just fucking,, play a note or wave some food around or, or ring a bell and bam! they wanna run around like a chicken or start drooling or smth?

ivan, another oxenfurt punk, crossfaded and snuggling a dog on the floor: yeah, yeah, tha’s - uh, sure, close enough, i call it a conditioned reflex or whatev

jaskier, taking another hit and trying to steal the dog: classic. absolutely mad pavlov, i might use that someday

~a few years later, at kaer morhen~

geralt, eskel, and lambert: *snarking and fighting and getting a little too rowdy*

jaskier: hey! who wants a witcher snack?

geralt, eskel, and lambert: *calm the fuck down as all their blood leaves their brains and suddenly fast tracks to their dicks*

vesemir, off to the side: holy shit. genius.

#the witcher #witcher #witcher crack #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #geralt #eskel #lambert #vesemir #jaskier x witchers #geraskier #geralt x jaskier #pavlov’s witcher #using some psychology on dem boys #(the witcher snack is jaskier) #fucking around with psychology for a laff

[afoolandathief]

Word find tag parts I, II & II

Catching up on my tags; @drippingmoon, @faelanvance & @splinter-cat all tagged me to find a set of words in my WIP.

Tagging, if and only if you'd like, @author-a-holmes, @fourteenzero, @leadhelmetcosmonaut, @inlilac, & @47crayons

Okay I'm editing this like an hour later because once again I forgot to include the words,aggghh

Your words are: drum, stitch, neck & sunshine.

Each search brought up some passages from Something Wicked I'd like to share, so long post below the cut ↓

From @drippingmoon's post: sister, family, simple and door ↓

Sister

From a scene I'm going to change if not cut, but I still like getting to introduce Ember and Amber, so:

Ember’s sister glided from the back on a rolling ladder.

“Who do we have here?” she said brightly, her freckles stretching over her face as she smiled.

“The witch who got herself banished from the Coven is here,” Ember said lazily. “And her friend. A hedgewitch, I’m guessing?”

“You’d be right,” Violet said coolly.

Family

“There was a certain crime family in this city who were pretty upset when you took out young Jimmy O’Rourke for a rival gang,” she continued. “I mean, you scattered his parts all over the city, didn’t you Caz?”

“How’d you figure out it was me?” he asked.

“Those two puncture marks you left behind. One on one side of his neck where his head was separated from his body; the other on the other side. I saw them in the old autopsy photos.”

“Damn, you’re clever. No one’s ever figured that out.”

Simple

“Is the famous Cottonmouth Killer really getting hung up on this?”

“Oh,” he smiled smugly. “So you have heard of me before?”

“I’ve been in this city nearly as long as you, fella, of course I have.”

“Damn, it seemed so much simpler when I was starting out back then,” Caz said. “Just killing someone and getting cash in addition to a meal. Having a heart complicates things.”

“Wouldn’t know,” Ruby smirked.

Door

Apparently I've written the word "door" 114 times in Something Wicked. Here's the very first time, in the very first line:

It was a quarter to eight when Jade heard a rapping on her screen door.

A figure stood far too still on her porch, not seeming to mind waiting in the pitch dark.

“May I come in?” the figure asked, too-white canines glinting in the bit of light from Jade’s kitchen.

From @faelanvance's post: home, song, warm and light ↓

Home

It was after midnight when Jade finally got home, throwing her keys into the mess on her kitchen table. She stooped down to stroke the ear of a long-haired calico rubbing against her leg, before shooing a sleek black cat from the remnants of gunpowder and bones on her counter.

She fell forward onto her bed, not bothering to get up as she pulled off her shirt and jeans. She rolled over and laid there for a moment, staring at the lamp on her ceiling until her eyes unfocused.

Song

He hiccuped, the glass shaking on his lips, as he watched the last of the blue liquid fall down the side of the glass into his throat. He started preparing a second drink, swaying comfortably to a song in his head before waltzing to his living room in search of the right record to play.

He looked down to where his phone still laid on the floor. Should he call someone?, he asked himself. He should call someone, but who?

Warm

Jade’s head went back and her body seized up. Shit. Had she ever been standing when one of these things happened before? Shit.

She was falling backwards. Caz caught her on the small of her back, taking care to only touch the cloth of her dress, but he could feel how warm and damp her flesh was under his fingers as they hooked into the dimple between her waist and hip. The rest of her slumped sideways into the crook of his arm.

Light

“You need to do a bit more to convince me here, sweetheart.”

Her eyes seemed to give off that light again, until Brooks realized the glow in the mirror was coming from the front of the car.

He moved his hands back from his suddenly-ignited steering wheel, the car swerving in the street before he hit the brakes just as the flames vanished.

“Holy shit,” he shouted. The man next to him started cackling.

From @splinter-cat's post: evening, fragrant, face, and spell ↓

Evening

Jade’s phone rang a few minutes later.

“Why the hell would you summon me like that?”

“Good evening, Caz.”

“It’s 4:30, it’s barely evening. The sun’s still out,” he moaned.

Fragrant

“Jesus,” Jade said, rubbing her temple. “So you’re saying there’s a chance that, while grinding with that one-night stand of yours, you dropped the fragrance at the club, and it got in the hands of a guy who is actively kidnapping women and girls?”

“You said all that, not me,” Caz said.

“What the fuck is wrong with you?”

Face

Apparently, I also use the word "face" a lot, so I had a hard time choosing this one:

“Aren’t you hunting on your own, then?”

“I’ve tried, Lila, believe me,” he said. “But it’s bad. Real bad. Whenever I’m about to strike, I see her stupid face, hear her stupid reprimanding voice in my head.”

Lila gave an amused smile.

“She’s got quite the hold on you, hasn’t she?”

“I’m like fucking Pavlov’s dog,” Caz replied. “Whenever I smell that perfume of hers I start drooling now.”

Spell

Jade had gotten herself lost in a thought, again.

Usually this occurred when she was at her kitchen table, trying to piece together a spell; or when she took apart her laptop so it no longer sounded like a jet engine. It wasn’t supposed to involve Jade charging forward into the next room of a crowded party, ignoring all instincts to run outside and take a deep breath of cool night air.

#tag game #my wip #something wicked #oh forgot to add #tw: violence #tw: death #tw: alcohol #tw: swearing