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wayfayrr · 10 months
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Part four for the houshusband AU! Sage gets up to more crimes but also decides to do legal things now ✨ [1] [2] [3]
As I've been asked for it this gets a taglist now! Feel free to ask if you want to be added to it <3 @browneyedgirl22 ✦ @angry-trashcan
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Didn’t take long for Sage to get comfortable, It didn't take long at all. Really he - he’s too comfortable now. Does he have no shame? Not like I’m also not a lot more comfortable now. Getting out, even just to a place like this, helps clear everything and get back to normal. Mostly.
“No Sage you can’t just go around putting whatever you please into your Purah pad.”
He’s worse than even a toddler would be in a supermarket for the first time and naturally with how he's holding me I'm being dragged along with him. Of course, I understand he's not entirely used to shops like this, I've played the games I know what he's used to. But still he still usually has a pretty good ability to read the tone of a situation.
Is it because he's not worried about what anyone here is going to think of him being this clingy?
Actually, I will admit it's adorable to see him acting like there aren’t any threats at the moment. Clingy isn’t bad, he could be so so much worse. That’s what I got from what he said earlier at least. He seems happy for once; if that’s not the sweetest thing I’ve seen I would be lying.  And he hasn’t heard me. Or didn’t listen. Great.
“So where would rings be found in here love?”
He’s serious about being my husband. He's serious about it enough to not listen to what I'm asking.
“Well, this is a general store, so nowhere in here. I mean there are a couple of places around here that sell them but you don’t need to sage. Besides I probably couldn’t afford one you like.”
“Let’s go there now then. It's far more important than any of this.”
What have I gotten into? He genuinely wants my hand in marriage. Was marriage in Hyrule always this casual? I mean I guess Hudson married his wife based on her name.  Even then he still asked normally. He didn’t just announce they were married there and then!?
Nothing really to do but play the cards you’re dealt right? And I like sage, I do, so there’s no issue. I can be Sage’s spouse, I can do this. There's no small part I'm petrified of what would happen if I didn't accept him.
“Really it’s not sage, groceries and other supplies are far more important than a ring.”
“The groceries can wait, love. People need to know you’re mine. So dearest, can you please take me to a jeweller? Also, would it be too hard to ask you to call me by pet names from now on, my love?”
Sage won’t take no for an answer, will he? Even if I keep saying no he won't drop it, honestly I'm tempted to go and just take him to a cheaper store to pick something out and have it done with. Because I’ll be the one who has to buy it after all. That other thing he’s asked as well… Could I do that?Pet names weren’t the first thing on my mind, but we are a couple now, it’s only natural right? Has he noticed I’m blushing now? Could he be saying all this on purpose to rile me up? To manipulate me?No. He wouldn’t do that. Stop assuming the worst of people [name].
“Sure, honey??? You aren’t going to drop it until I agree. Are you?”
Sage has me wrapped around his finger at this point, I can’t say no to him, but only because he’s most likely stressed out of his mind right now. So I don’t have to feel bad. I'm caving so easily, I can do that without feeling bad… And if I’m his spouse now… Well it’s only natural that I look after him, isn’t it?
Local jewellers we go then, as he clings to me like I’m his only lifeline here… which I am if I really think about it. He knows nothing here, nothing. Our relationship, his memories, his features those are the only things he really has tying him back to his own world and one of those things shouldn’t really count. Holding Sage, well being held by him to look as if I’m holding him is nice. like when he was lying to me, He’s soft.And now he’s kissing my neck.
“Well then my beloved, I’m sorry I haven’t given you a ring sooner, I should have been more prepared when I told you so my love choose whatever you please.”
Wait, is he offering to pay? With what money, he doesn’t have anything here? Actually, now I think about that, opening a current account for him might not be a bad idea… oh but he’ll need an ID for that, does he even have a surname? Should he just use mine? Lying he lost his documents in a fire could work, we could file the other paperwork today…
I’ll just choose something cheap, is that..?
“This one, it’s one of my favourite stones. I never knew it was sold here. And it’s not too expensive either…” 
“Oh my love, It’s even part of a matching pair. You have perfect taste.”
Sage’s confidence really has improved since he’s gotten here, after saying that he’s gone to talk to the salesperson all alone and handed him a single green rupee. I swear I’ve told him already that we don’t use rupees here let alone - they accepted it... AND THEY’RE OFFERING HIM CHANGE?? 
Standing there stunned until he came back over and slid the ring onto my finger with a kiss seems to be exactly the reaction he wanted though. Sticking himself back to my side and tugging the both of us back to the shops I originally wanted to go to, it almost feels like he wants my praise. Really even I can agree he deserves it after that stunt.
“That was, I mean where do I start Lavender, thank you really. How did you even know that would work?”
“Most places like that in my world trade with gems as well my love, Wind mentioned how you reacted the first time you saw a rupee so I assumed it would be the same here. Don’t you assume I wouldn’t have paid more either, I would happily burn the world down for you my sweet [name].”
“By the way Sage, about the fact you want to be my husband. There’s some paperwork to be done to make it official here, after we’ve finished here it would be a good idea to sort that all out.”
Sage’s face lighting up feels like it’s going to happen a lot more from this point on; hopefully, now that he’s got that to focus on I can finish shopping without any issues. After all of this, given there are no issues, Sage will be my husband.
And so now he is, after a couple of hours of lying and processing then lying and processing but now I won’t have to worry about being arrested so that’s one more thing taken care of. Sage couldn’t be more pleased to be my husband officially either which makes it more worth it in my eyes and…
Why is there a shadow in my window?
“You can see that as well can’t you, I’m not seeing things right?”
“Do you want me to deal with it darling~”
“No, let’s see what it is first. It could just be a friend of mine pulling a prank or something.”
Always like it was with any of the links back in Hyrule, Sage decided to go in first. Mumbling to himself about how he should be the only one to deal with any threats, taking his self-appointed role as my sole protector more seriously than anything else. Following behind him as he cracked opened the door to where the intruder was hiding is the first thing since leaving Hyrule to make me feel like I’m before some sort of threat.
“Well I will admit this is a rather strange situation, usually I don’t do at-home visits for my customers. It is somewhat comforting to see you though [name], Mr.hero’s been very worked up about you vanishing.”
That voice, that outfit, well I wasn’t wrong about the fact it could be a friend. What are the shadow’s plans? First sage and now him as well?
“R-Ravio!?”
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mazeppafanart · 1 year
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Not headcanon here but I always thought “single househusband Eggman” would be amazing >U<
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asuyaka · 5 months
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Gojo-Sensei has a husband?!
★ - drabble s part of m' first Satoru oneshot !!૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
☆ - Gojo Satoru x Househusband! Reader
♡ - f m' manga readers, how we feelin' 'bout nurse kenny ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ (she's m wife m callin' it rn!!)
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Gojo [Name], the loved and unknown husband of The Strongest, Gojo Satoru.
Satoru was at work, most likely teaching the first years he loved to talk about. You were at home. Cleaning the house and making preparations for dinner when Satoru got home like the good husband you were.
You brought out a chicken broth cube from the cupboard, brushing the slight dust on your pretty light-blue apron that Satoru brought for you (then ended up fucking you in but that's on days when you're being a brat).
Your eyes scan the countertop, looking for the knife holder until they land on a sage-green bag dusted with flowers that you hand-painted. It was Satoru's lunch bag that he had forgotten.
You weren't a sorcerer, but you're able to see curses. Ironically, that's how you and Satoru met. A younger you (who just got unemployed) was walking home when something you couldn't describe stopped you in the alleyway you took sometimes as a shortcut.
It was tall, with eyes running along its skinny, dark-red arm. You were only twenty-two at the time and have only ever seen things like that in shitty horror-flicks. You never thought they were real.
As if you were in a cliché love story, a patch of white hair stands in front of you. He has sunglasses on despite the sun being nowhere in sight.
Due to you being (obviously) weaker than the average sorcerer, Satoru always discouraged you from going to Jujutsu High unless it was an emergency.
You huff diligently, grabbing the lunch bag and putting your shoes on. You'll make sure Satoru gets his lunch. What kind of husband would you be if you didn't?
Turns out, the people at Jujutsu High are either scary or odd. There's absolutely no in-between.
You've only been at Jujutsu High a handful of times. More times than not, it was to help Megumi.
You make your way to the main school building, holding the bag close to your chest for safekeeping. You didn't bust your ass making cute shapes out of food just for Satoru to go eat fast food instead.
Reaching the door of Satoru's class, you knock softly. It’s quiet, and you guess Satoru must be out training with his students. You turned around to try and find just where the training grounds could be on this huge campus. 
All of a sudden, the door opens and there he is. Your beautiful husband, wearing his black blindfold and Jujutsu uniform. “Baby? What are you doing here?”
Baby. That’s right, you’re his baby. No one else's. “You left your lunch, so I…” Your voice trails off as you gesture toward the bag in your hands. Satoru smiles, opening the door wider and pulling you in.
He keeps your hands intertwined, softly pushing you against a chair. “You’re so nice, baby. Going out of your way to bring me my lunch?” His hands are on your cheeks now, still smiling sweetly even with a saccharine voice.
Your face flushes and your hands are stiff. You don’t know where his students are, but you’re sure they’ll be back soon. This is risky— irresponsible even. 
“Satoru, ‘s risky..” You mutter under your breath, your hands cupping his. They’re warm like they always are when you two are close. You wish you could see what his eyes looked like, but they’re for his comfortability, you’re aware.
“You know I love you, right baby?” He leans closer, to the point you can smell the cologne on him. It’s the one you bought him a few weeks ago because it smelt like home. 
Satoru smells like home.
Shakily you nod. “Are you sure this is safe…? I don’t want you—”
“Shh… let me worry about all that.”
And with that, he closes the space between your lips. Satoru’s strong– dominant even; and no matter what he does, it always manages to show through his actions.
His tongue breaches past your lips, slotting perfectly against yours. You can hear the clicking of teeth as Satoru sits across your lap. It’s hot and you can feel your cock start to rise in your pants. 
“Wore this cute fuckin’ apron all f’me–” He plants a kiss on your cheek, your face flushed and breathing heaved.
“Satoru– sir, I need—”
“But baby…” He whines.
He fucking whines.
His face is pouty and it looks like he’s getting off your lap. Is he denying you? You haven’t done anythin’ wrong– did he give you instructions and you didn’t see them?
“I’m at work, and as much as I want to fuck you ‘till you can’t think– you can’t have my students seein’ you all messed up like that, can you?”
Satoru’s words bring your attention to your appearance. Your apron is messed up and so is your hair (most likely from Satoru gripping on it). Your lips are slightly swollen and your cock is half-hard.
Embarrassment brings you back to your senses, your arms covering what's between your thighs. If you stood up, your apron would cover it (hopefully), but your pants weren’t going to do you any justice. “‘M sorry ‘toru…”
Satoru cocks his head, sitting on his desk and crossing his legs. “It’s okay baby, I know you just can’t help yourself when I’m around.” His tone sounds mean like he’s mocking you. It’s condescending.
“But that’s what makes you my good boy, isn’t it?” His foot brings the chair closer to the point where your body is sandwiched between his legs. “Always so plaint f’me to fuck you, right?”
God. You can’t do this, and it isn’t helping your slowly growing problem go down.
Satoru must sense your nervousness (he knows you and your emotions like the back of your hand) because his expression turns soft again. “Just wait till I get home, okay baby? Relax for me.”
His fingers caress your cheek gently. It’s lulling you, pulling you in. Like he’s a siren, and you’re a plaint, very easy sailor.
You nod because you’re his good boy and you want it to stay that way.
Satoru smiles before pulling you in again for a kiss.
It’s gentler this time. There’s less kiss and more gentleness behind it. It feels like the kiss you shared at the altar. It makes you calmer, it makes you happy.
All of a sudden, the door slams open. Revealing three, very surprised teenagers.
“Gojo-sensei!?”
“Gojo-san?”
Satoru breaks the kiss, briefly smiling coyly at you before looking at his students. “Hello, my favorite first-years! I didn’t know lunch had already ended…”
A boy with pink hair and what seems to be two sets of eyes stares at you, then back at Satoru. “Lunch ended five minutes ago. Nobara stayed to eat more watermelon.”
The girl, who is shorter than all of them and who you assume is Nobara, kicks the boy in the knee. “Shut it Yuuji! Not my fault somebody decided to eat all my food while I was gone!”
“Gojo-san, I thought you’d be at home.”Megumi looks at you with a confused expression. Your heart tugs in fondness when he says ‘home’ like all three of you share it together (legally, you do but Megumi would never admit that).
“Why would Gojo-sensei be at home? He has to teach us, stupid.” Nobara rolls her eyes, before pointing at you accusingly. 
“All I wanna know is why this random man and Gojo-sensei were kissing!”
Satoru steps off the desk, grabs your arm, and pulls you up as well. He slings his arm around your shoulder, slightly leaning on you with a bright smile on his face. “Yuuji, Nobara, this is my husband, [Name]!”
“Husband?!” Yuuji and Nobara parrot, staring at each other before staring back at you. 
Nobara notices it first, the sleek ring on your finger. There’s an initial that she can’t make out but can only assume it’s the one that belongs to her teacher.
“Why would anyone date you?” She says suddenly, causing Yuuji to laugh.
Megumi rolls his eyes. “I thought that at first too. Gojo-san is too good for him.”
Satoru gasps. “Rude! You cried during our wedding, or do I have to ask [Name] to pull up the photos?”
“Wedding?! Why wasn’t I invited?” Nobara looks at Satoru like he committed a war crime. 
You don’t notice it, but somehow Yuuji is right in front of you. “Hello! I’m super glad Gojo-sensei has someone to love!! He’s always saying something about how he misses his ‘hubby’ randomly during class but we never thought he was being serious!”
You smile bashfully. You never thought Satoru would think of you during work, and for him to call you his “hubby”? 
Megumi stands beside him, handing you a book. “That’s because Gojo-sensei can’t shut up. They’re so lovey-dovey behind closed doors it makes me sick.”
Yuuji smiles. “That’s ‘cause they’re in love Megumi! Shouldn’t it be sweet that your dads love each other?”
Megumi frowns. “They aren’t my dads.”
“They totally are! You called Gojo-sensei dad one time during a mission, don’t think I’d ever forget that!” Nobara teases, holding Satoru’s ring in her other hand to presumably examine it.
Satoru claps his hands. “Okkayy! I appreciate that you two love my husband, not as much as me of course, but he’s got stuff to do! And we have to learn about the boring sorcerer families. Ew.”
His students groan but make their way to their seats. Satoru walks you to the door of the classroom, a small apologetic smile on his face. “I can’t walk you all the way to the door, Yaga would kill me, but I’ll see you at home?”
You nod with a soft smile on your face.
Satoru kisses you one last time. It’s more of a peck than anything, then leans into your ear. “Prep yourself for me before I get home okay? I have to reward you for being so good today.”
Blush rises up to your cheeks as you nod again. Pushing your hands down to your lap and turning away from his classroom door. The blush gets harder when you hear a loud “See you at home baby!” from the door.
Satoru watches you until he can’t anymore. A relieved sigh leaves his face as he closes the door and sits on his desk. Legs crossed and a ring adorning his finger, with your initials on them.
“Ask away, and I’ll show you any pictures you want.”
Yuuji and Nobara visibly light up and begin asking questions about where he met you, how long you’ve been together, and how long you’ve been married, plus the pictures of Megumi crying.
He shows them every photo and answers every question without hesitation.
After all, they’re all questions about you, his husband.
And he knows you’ll be home waiting for him with dinner, and dessert.
Your ass (that he loves to watch jiggle every time he fucks you), and ice cream.
He loves you, and he’s glad his students (and son) love you too.
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neverchecking · 10 months
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Welcome to the Rabbit Hole~
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Hello, Darlings~ I know most writers don't do this, but I can understand how frustrating it can be to go to a writer's page, read about a specific AU, but have no way of getting to the beginning to join the fun. So, here we are! Welcome to Cinder's Navigation of my current AU's!
Sweet but Psycho AU:
˚ ✦An AU where the Reader is not only aware of the boys' tendencies, but encourages it.
The start (This is kind of where the idea bubbles up)
How does the Chain feel? (Short version)
The Rewards (Ft. Bozai)
Sage figures it out (I love this sm honestly-)
In what order does the rest of the Chain find out?
Thoughts on the 'Sit on my Face' request with this Reader
Just this. All of this. (If nothing else read this one.)
Dom! Sadistic Reader punishing a Link (Also this one.)
Thoughts on Ganon.
Reader who loves giving affection
A new kind of punishment (Og starter)
Holy Grail AU:
˚ ✦An AU where Reader is not only their God(dess), but an actual god(dess), and now has a soul bond with every Link after saving them.
The Start
Cal gets some attention
Possible reasoning for the Soul bond?
The problem with Hylia
Mostly general Sage and his Zelda tidbit
More Zelda slander and why Reader is good foil against her.
Zelda and Reader meet.
The Chain gets a Baby bit Renamed: THE BABY CHAIN (>:D):
˚ ✦Not an AU, but this took off and I want it accessible. Basically, Poly! Chain with Pregnant! Reader, and the children that come of it.
The post that started it all
Who's getting a baby first?
Baby looks like Reader?
Sage and the Twins that aren't his.
Fierce Daddy-ity
Cursed Link. That's it. That's the Tweet.
The start of the debate.
The boys are dolphins.
TWO DADS
The debate PART 2 INCLUDING REBUTTALS
Let's talk genetics :)
BIG BROTHER WIND and Dad! Four ig
Sky is a baby leash parent
Wind as the best big brother while the others fight over who the bd is
Fierce Deity Baby Daddy
Sky as a dad :)
The chain with kids hghgg READ THIS ONE
Sky is perfect. Thats it. Thats the tweet.
Househusband sky
Dad Warriors
Four's daughter also splits
The colors vs Their Mini-me's. Take one. (Take two)
Dad! Ravio
The Fierce kiddos shenanigans
The triplets fighting over if the kid is theirs. (Me bs-ing why it's all of theirs)
Lightbulb baby.
Four needs to learn to wrap it b4 he taps it bc this is getting out of hand- /j
Universe switch
˚ ✦Keep up with me and @my-insanity-is-an-artform 's ocs and if their universes got switched! Tia belongs to them and Aaliyah belongs to me!
Tia introduction
Tia's first moments in Sage's Hyrule
Tia looks at a feral man and decides he won't bit. (Yes he do)
How're the links handling the switch? (This just in; not well)
Tia is kidnapping someone. Even if they go willingly.
The start of it all (Go read this right now)
The Hateno home and The Sheikah
How's Sage doing?
When does the Switch happen?
The chain makes an appearance.
Merging Hyrules
Sage Vs. Fungus
Sage + Fungus Vs. everything else.
Sweetpea is enough.
Fucked around. Found out.
Wild and Cal make their reappearance.
Fungus is gonna be courted, Saaagge.
Sage and Aaliyah are good with kids (And the consequences)
Aaliyah is Regina George coded.
Found Family
Family and getting your back blown out (Those should never intertwine <3)
There are so many parents going around and yet Sage and Aaliyah still act fatherless </3
The Story:
Part 1: Something
Part 2: Portals
Sage acquires a baby
˚ ✦Sage acquires Baby! Reader and just. Takes them.
The acquisition.
Baby is a crawler
The acceptance
Baby's first Lynel attack &lt;3
Mama Wild
Co-parents Sage and Wild
Reader's real parents?
Custody battle Take one
Wild is trusting with child. More on this at seven.
Papa bear sage
Baby has a triforce?
Emotional support animal wolfie
Soft Sage dad
First steps
Monkey.
Dink makes an appearance
Baby Real mom
Baby goats
Navi
Sage and Wild Vs. Legend
Mastermind child
Menace child.
The Gerudo gain momentary custody
Wind is brother coded
Wild took back his custody
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˚ ✦My Rules
˚ ✦My Masterlist
˚ ✦Main Navigation
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risustravelogue · 1 year
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Headcanons - Periods with Alhaitham
Summary:
Alhaitham reacts to you having your period, before and after becoming a couple.
Featuring:
Classmate turned Boyfriend!Alhaitham
Tone:
Fluffy, with some hurty angst as filling (well, it was hurty for me at least).
Note:
Something I put together for @haithamuse's birthday collab. Happy (early) birthday Esther! 🥳 Enjoy! 💚 CW: Depression.
🔗 AO3 | masterlist 🔗
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Back when you were still classmates with him…
He was very clinical and awkward about it.
He was more protective of you when you absolutely had to go out to the field together to research something.
He didn’t confirm or deny this behavior when you asked him about it. He just… left. (You would later find out that it’s because he didn’t realize he was doing that and was flustered because you noticed.)
He’d treat you to hot cocoa when you were working together on your assignment at Puspa Café. “I need you to focus on this assignment and not the pain,” he said. Eh, it was a good enough excuse, and you can never refuse the café’s perfect hot cocoa.
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When you lost contact with him for a few years due to his busy work…
You found yourself missing his little gestures every month. Especially when you were at your lowest and just wanted to see light at the end of the tunnel.
Depression is bad, getting dumped because of it was worse, and to add this longing feeling you previously dismissed as “fleeting” on top of it… sometimes you’re amazed you didn’t completely shatter. Really, you can never thank your best friend Tighnari enough for preventing that from happening.
You almost cried when you met him again by chance a few months after you got your depression medicated.
That light of hope sent warmth all over your body as your gaze met his. He got up from his seat and walked toward you with restrained haste, a small smile and a “hi” forming on his lips. Your eyes felt hot as you held yourself back from embracing him there and then. “Hi,” you said. I’ve been missing you. “Long time no see.”
You are eternally grateful that that hope was not unfounded.
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After becoming a couple…
He pampers you during your periods. Scratch that, he always tries to pamper you—not without awkwardly failing at times, though. It’s something of a work in progress.
He’d tail or hover over you all day if he could, so he can swoop in whenever you feel dizzy from the blood loss.
Every time he finds out that it’s the first day of your (irregular) period, he comes over to your place with one week’s worth of your favorite brand and blend of dark chocolate in hand.
Sometime last year, you had to go to the desert on your period for a work trip. He tried to convince you to postpone it.
“You’re still as protective as ever, Haitham. Even from our time as classmates,” you commented. This time, he didn’t leave. Instead, he took your hands and said this with Zaytun Peach-pink cheeks while looking straight into your eyes: “I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s all.”
It was one of the few times you didn’t cave into his wishes because, to be honest, he’d have to be the Grand Sage to postpone that trip.
Little did you know that he’d got appointed as the Acting Grand Sage this year, a few months after you got married. He used—if not abused—his authority to get rid of your workload during your period while he had the power. Then he took a one-week leave (and gave you yours without telling you) to become your one and only househusband.
“Just this once,” he said when you (affectionately) chastised him about it. “Might as well, you know? What good is being an Acting Grand Sage if you can’t exercise your power to spoil someone you love more than anything in this world?”
Just… just let him pamper you, all right?
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End note:
Hope you enjoyed it! 💚
I'm working on expanding the second part's angst because I want to hurt all of you cry by myself explore the feels. Already have a draft ready, just need to edit it. Hopefully I can post it soon!
To Esther: you can think of it as a second (kinda impromptu) birthday present since it's really angsty so far. Hehehe. Hope it doesn't trigger anything unpleasant though.
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© @risustravelogue 2023 • no to reposting, yes to reblogging. feel free to send an ask to suggest, chat, etc. :)
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the-second-sage · 3 months
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SAGE'S VALENTINE'S EVENT ->
(ik it's 9 PM on valentines day but... IT STILL COUNTS </3)
SPEND THIS VALENTINE'S DAY WITH . . .
GENSHIN IMPACT !
ALBEDO ->
⨠ one of two things, will either spend the day doing experiments with you, or he'll take the off and spend the day with you.
⨠ if option a, he'd love for you to do this with him. he'd never put you in any risk, he'd just do some random fun little experiments with you.
⨠ if option b, he'd want to have a rest day, but he'd still get something good for dinner to have at home with you.
⨠ a vase of cecilias, freshly picked the morning of; and breakfast in bed <3
(I HAVE ALBEDO BUT I NEVER WANTED HIM </3)
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ALHAITHAM ->
⨠ didnt value valentine's day 'till he got with you
⨠ seems like the type to buy you a practical gift for valentine's day, something he knows you'll use and appreciate
⨠ cooks the two of you breakfast in bed so you can read together, it's the only day of the year he'll read a sappy little romance novel with you
⨠ kicks kaveh out of the house for the day so he can have some peaceful quality time with you
⨠ takes you out for dinner and gets your favorite food
(i love alhaitham he's literally my favorite sumeru character...)
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CHILDE ->
⨠ splurges. you want it? you got it.
⨠ will take you anywhere you want, favorite food for breakfast and lunch, and for dinner? fanciest restaurant.
⨠ a bouquet of glaze lilies and qinxin, with an expensive bracelet; but guess what! you're matching now!!
⨠ an entire day of activities planned out for you and him, he makes sure work can't disrupt your valentine's day
--- 💌 ---
DILUC ->
⨠ a pretty little necklace is what he'd get you, it would be really expensive tho...
⨠ loves and adores you
⨠ spends the entire day with you, whether your doing something interesting or not, you could be just lounging and reading and he'd be there cuddled up with you, reading along.
⨠ has your favorite food cooked for you just how you like it
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KAEYA ->
⨠ takes a day off from his responsibilities of the cavalry captain to spend the day with you
⨠ seems like the rose type of guy
⨠ like, he'd show up at your front door with a rose between his teeth and a card in his hand...
⨠ brings home a bottle or two of wine from the angel share to share with you at the end of the day
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AYATO ->
⨠ he's the head of his clan so i dont necessarily think he'd have to whole day to spend with you, but he'd try to spend any time he can
⨠ buys an assortment of flowers to get you
⨠ gets you a necklace with his clan's crest on it
⨠ will absolutely have a romantic little candlelit dinner with you, he gets thoma to cook for you two since the two of you tend to prefer his cooking anyway
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THOMA ->
⨠ thoma's an absolute sweetheart, he takes the day off and cooks you breakfast in bed
⨠ spends every waking moment he can by your side
⨠ he got you a few roses tied together with a little ribbon and a card with a romantic little note on it
⨠ the professional househusband cooks you anything and everything you want, breakfast, lunch, and dinner
--- 💌 ---
WANDERER ->
⨠ doesn't celebrate it
⨠ doesn't find the need to designate one day of the year to show his love to you on extra
--- 💌 ---
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matcha-bnuuy · 1 year
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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER... (finally a character masterlist post!)
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Holti Fyth: The Matcha Bnuuy himself, chaotic bastard energy but well meaning and has a good heart. Warrior of Light trying his best, loves his friends and fiancé. The first male viera to voluntarily leave the wood, he kept himself low-key using potions and glamours to appear as a miqo’te man, until ... through mishaps and losing his materials, he didn’t. But the Scions didn’t seem to mind! Being a trailblazer for viera men not just of his village, others soon followed suit, Holti being an inspirational figure becoming not only an adventurer, but a hero.
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Khaitu Qestir: In another not too distant timeline, there are TWO WoLs (it’s a long story), and one of them happens to be this dear, confused silent soul. They’ll use their brainpower when they want to, but otherwise, they’re probably wandering off and putting something in their mouth they shouldn’t... Hailing from Reunion and the child of Iturgen Khan, they’re a (learning) master of magicks.
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Totoko “Toto” Malaguld: Displaced from his Yangxian family at a young age, this little Raen found his way to the Steppe and a home among the Malaguld, raised as a Xaela, he’s spicier than he looks and hopes to be Khagan of the Steppe someday.
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Makato Dazkar: A sweet househusband lizard who set out into the world in search of love; a wife to cherish and hold (preferably one who can break someone’s femur too...) while not so masterful on the battlefield, he’ll make you the best dinner you ever ate and is learning to heal to better keep those he cares for safe.
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Atukai “Atu” Uyagir: Hailing from the Uyagir caves of the Azim Steppe, this once Gods-fearing lizard has found a new lease on life accompanying a miqo’te fugitive. What better way than getting over your fears than fighting them head on? Although he’s still learning to accept niceties from others.
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Akio Torioi: Doman war refugee, this seemingly hulking brute has a heart of gold. While preferring to keep to himself, he seeks out odd jobs and those in need to lend his strength where he can. Unofficially adopted by a family of moon’qote who he loves in his own stoic, silent way.
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Zuzuka “Zuzu” Taruka: Spoiled son of an Ul’dahn Monetarist, Zuzu’s had everything in his life brought to him on a silver platter, quite literally, but now falling out of favour with his father and sent away, he’s getting a rude awakening to what things are really like, including the shady business behind Ul’dah’s  glistening golden exterior.
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Flosi Kisne: Lost as an infant kit and taken in by a kindly Othardian couple, Flosi grew up as a well-loved oddity in Yangxia. When the Garleans came his dear parents paid for him to start a life in Kugane, where he worked in tea and pleasure houses until he could earn enough Gil to leave the East to safer, less Garlean-ruled land. Sickly sweet when he needs, and knows how to use a knife too~
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Gunnar Fyth: Raised in the same village as Holti, Gunnar is a difficult, quick tempered boy, with expectations upon himself as the Wood-Warder he never had a chance to become under his father’s harsh tutorage. Not the brightest crayon in the box, there are 2 rules with Gunnar, 1) don’t ask, and 2) the helmet never comes off. One of Holti’s 3 childhood friends who eventually tailed him out of the woods to find him.
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Vani “Vanilla Cheesecake” Fyth: Holti’s nearest and dearest friend who he has known from kithood, Vani took up the City Name of “Vanilla Cheesecake” after his favourite dessert upon leaving the woods after his best friend. A learning forest-sage and sweetheart to boot, Vani is the ‘mom friend’ of the group keeping his friends safe and in good health, while also being stern with them when need be, especially Gunnar.
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Doti’ra Tolitoki: Born small and sickly, Doti’ra, fifth son of Doti, was the favoured child and apple of her eye, despite being a male in a moon-tribe. He was only banished some recent months ago when his own sisters, having been jealous of him their entire lives defamed him, leaving the unskilled and unworldly Doti’ra to fend for himself when the matriarch expelled him from her doting care. Lover of poetry and finally learning to use his claws, this little purple stray has a lot to learn.
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headgehug · 2 years
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getting my back blown out to falling in reverse on a Friday night!!!*
*my extendable mop is broken and only extends halfway so I'm bending way tf over it's 9pm an I'm cleaning my whole house for my family coming over tomorrow. and I can't clean tomorrow bc I work in the morning -_- #partylife
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astro-pioneer · 3 years
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Me appearing at the oceanid, pyro hypostasis, Signora, and Childe for the next few weeks
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angry-geese · 3 years
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Sage
nanami kento x reader
warnings: none! sfw. entirely fluff, this will quite literally rot your teeth. gn!reader though there is mentions of them being pregnant. aside from that gn pronouns are used.
notes: some dad!nanami and domestic fluff
word count: 1,435
Nanami settled into being a father better than he thought he would.
You were another jujutsu sorcerer, working with Gojo at the time. Your meeting with Nanami was only by chance. The two of you bonded over bullying Gojo. Though you found him much less annoying than Nanami did, you still made it known how you didn't appreciate his antics.
Slowly you wormed your way more into his life. The two of you frequented the same bakery. Early mornings turned into getting pastries together. You offered to pay the first time. He had your order memorized. He picked up little things about you that you hadn't even noticed yourself. Nanami was observant. He didn't intend to memorize these things—he wasn't certain why he was watching you—but he did. The one day you showed up late he had your order waiting for you in his arms. Since you were still under the impression he didn't like you, it was surprising.
The next day he had your order waiting for you.
No matter how many times you offered to pay him back, he always refused. Reluctantly he enjoyed your company. Though you weren't officially partners, Gojo usually ended up sending you on the same missions. Working together turned into spending time together outside of work. Much of your free time was spent at his home, or him at yours. The two of you were inseparable.
Nanami made it known he'd never date a coworker. He was awfully vocal about his distaste for work. The last thing he'd ever want was his personal and work life crossing over. But he made an exception for you.
He realized he was too far gone when he couldn't imagine life without you.
You were always calm and collected and strong in a way he could respect. The jujutsu world was never kind to you, but you took whatever it threw at you with grace. He respected you before he liked you. But when he fell for you, he fell hard.
His confession wasn't anything grand, but he still tried to make it special. After a mission, he invited you out to dinner. The place was a bit fancier than what you usually went to. He insisted it was a special occasion.
Nanami was almost too nervous to get his confession out, but after a few drinks he managed.
To be honest, you were under the impression you were already dating.
Dating wasn't all that different from the way things were before. You were a bit more affectionate around him. You had no problems with draping yourself over his form. Or giving him a kiss without warning. Anything to bother him while he worked. You two would move in together almost instantly.
His plan always was settling down. The idea of a family was scary, but appealing. The typical life of a jujutsu sorcerer—or any normal life at that—wasn’t for him.
From the beginning he wanted kids. You did too—eventually—there was a mutual agreement on it. You weren't exactly trying for one, but you weren't trying to avoid it either. If it happened, it happened, that was your logic. The two of you were well off enough financially to care for a child.
You would find out about your pregnancy not long after.
You didn't tell Nanami for a while. While you knew he would be happy with the news, it never felt like the right moment. You wanted to surprise him with it but the moment to do so never presented itself.
Gojo—of all people—spoiled the surprise. Really it was an accident. You made an offhand comment about missing going to bars. As a joke, he asked: "what? Are you pregnant?"
There was no way you could respond without outing yourself. It was a bit embarrassing that your coworker found out before your husband. Nanami took your silence as a yes.
Upon hearing the news, he was ecstatic.
The second he could, he quit. The jujutsu world is no place for a family. He would be content with never seeing another sorcerer again.
He would hardly leave your side for the next nine months.
Nanami would tag along to each and every one of your doctors appointments. God forbid you lifted something too heavy, or were on your feet too long. He was always on your case about pushing yourself too hard. His presence was suffocating at times, but you knew he meant well. If you wanted it, all you had to do was ask and he’d bring it to you. You tried not to abuse this power too much.
The two of you decided to keep the gender a secret until your child was born.
A few months later you'd have a girl.
Eventually one of you would have to go back to work. Maternity leave wouldn't last forever. Your “normal” job paid enough to support the three of you. You weren't rich, but you made enough to live comfortably. Nanami agreed to stay home and take care of the baby.
He took to being a stay-at-home father better than he thought he would. Being a househusband was a better fit for him than any office work. A deep fear lingers in him that he’ll be a bad parent; the same doubts that any new parent has. He’s not nearly as bad as he says he is. You make sure he knows that.
"She's so little," he says, "am I doing this right?"
The idea of being responsible for such a small and fragile thing scares him.
The tiny bundle rests against his chest. A tuft of soft blonde hair is visible from under her yellow cap. Nanami smooths a hand over her head, fixing her hat. He can't stop the smile that spreads across his face and she chirps happily. Her pudgy fingers reach out and wrap around his much larger one.
"It's a baby carrier, how complicated can it be?" You ask.
The instructions look like they're written in Greek.
He notices your confused look and says a weak: "I told you"
The parts look nothing like the picture. Her baby carrier is a mess of straps and unnecessary clips. You can't tell what parts are spares, or just things you've left out.
It's oddly stressful.
Since when were these things so hard to put together?
"It looks nothing like the picture." He says.
"I mean, it doesn't look wrong." You say, a bit irritated. “As long as it keeps her in one place I think she’ll be fine.”
He fixes her hat one last time.
The walk to the bakery isn't a long one. When you two were looking for a house, you found one nearby. Nanami has your order memorized, and orders for the both of you. He’s made plenty of midnight trips to this place; you had cravings for some pretty strange things. You get your usual order of a coffee, a filled pastry, and a loaf of bread you plan on saving for breakfast tomorrow.
You gather your things and sit on a nearby bench to eat. Although it feels like such a little thing, this feels like the first time you've been out since you had the baby. Being away from work has made you both a bit stir crazy.
"You're dropping food on her head." You say.
A small "oh" leaves his mouth before he picks up the crumb, popping it into his mouth.
"Ken' that's gross."
He looks at you, then down at her, then back to you.
"Yeah."
He smooths a hand over her head. She squeals in delight, her pudgy hands outstretched. Nanami still can't get over how little she is. Months later he's still shocked that something so small is his. He acts like she's the most fragile thing on earth. Constantly you have to remind him that children are a lot more resilient than he thinks. If the baby is crying, he’s usually the first to console her. Even on nights that you offer, he refuses. He’ll stay up for hours reading to her.
He never thought he could love something so much. He presses a kiss to the top of her head, then yours. Moments like this are fleeting. He hates to get sentimental, but moments like this are fleeting. Before you know it, your kid will be all grown up and that thought terrifies him.
You lean your head against his shoulder. He almost seems surprised by it.
“We should hit that bookstore on the way back.” You offhandedly mention.
“Do you have room for more books?” He asks.
No, but you’re getting more anyway.
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recentanimenews · 3 years
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Manga the Week of 9/22/21
SEAN: Even the Delta variant cannot stop the flow of manga coming through.
ASH: Which is impressive, really.
SEAN: Airship, in print, gives us the third volume of Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs.
For early digital titles, we get Mushoku Tensei 13 and Reincarnated As a Sword 9.
Ghost Ship gives us Parallel Paradise 6.
J-Novel Club has some new print titles, the biggest one of interest being the print debut of Tearmoon Empire. The story of a spoiled princess who, after being executed, finds herself in her 12-year-old self, I highly recommend it to all light novel readers.
ASH: I’ve been looking forward to giving this one a try now that it’ll be available in print!
SEAN: Also debuting is the manga version of The Unwanted Undead Adventurer.
They’ve also got Ascendance of a Bookworm’s 7th manga, Infinite Dendrogram Omnibus 3, and Marginal Operation 7.
In digital, we get the manga debut of The Emperor’s Lady-in-Waiting Is Wanted as a Bride. Also out in manga form: Black Summoner 4, Cooking with Wild Game 5, and The Master of Ragnarok & Blesser of Einherjar 6.
Light novels out next week include The Master of Ragnarok & Blesser of Einherjar 17, Seirei Gensouki 16, and Slayers 10.
Kodansha’s print debut is When Will Ayumu Make His Move? (Soredemo Ayumu wa Yosetekuru), from the author of Teasing Master Takagi-san. This is a Weekly Shonen Magazine title about a girl who is trying to get a guy to confess to her, and a guy who only wants to confess after he’s beaten her in shogi. As you guessed, he’s terrible at shogi. This seems fun.
ASH: That does sound like it could be fun.
MELINDA: Sounds fun indeed!
SEAN: In print, Kodansha has Bakemonogatari 10, The Daily Lives of High School Boys 7, Don’t Toy with Me, Miss Nagatoro 8, Drifting Dragons 9, Heaven’s Design Team 6, Living-Room Matsunaga-san 7, Peach Boy Riverside 2, Rent-a-Girlfriend 8, Sachi’s Monstrous Appetite 4, Star⇄Crossed!! 3, Sweat and Soap 9, and Those Not-So-Sweet Boys 4. Printer finally delivered the books, huh?
MICHELLE: Definitely looking to the shoujo offerings in that lot.
ASH: Ditto! I’m glad to see more Drifting Dragons in there, too.
SEAN: Digitally our debut is You’re My Cutie (Kawaii Nante Kiitenai!!), a new Betsufure series about a girl who loves manga about cute kohais falling for cool sempais. Then she meets her own kohai… and reality is not like the manga.
MICHELLE: Hm. Maybe.
MELINDA: What Michelle said.
SEAN: Also: Blue Lock 7, The Decagon House Murders 2, Dr. Ramune -Mysterious Disease Specialist- 5, In the Clear Moonlit Dusk 2, Living-Room Matsunaga-san 10, My Darling Next Door 3, Our Fake Marriage 7, Ran the Peerless Beauty 10 (the final volume), Will It Be the World or Her? 9 (also a final volume), and You Got Me, Sempai! 10 (also also a final volume).
MICHELLE: Must finish Ran the Peerless Beauty!
SEAN: Seven Seas debuts My Wife Has No Emotion (Boku no Tsuma wa Kanjou ga nai), a Comic Flapper title about a salaryman and his robot, and their growing closeness. Um…? Robot?
ASH: I will admit to being intrigued.
SEAN: Seven Seas also has The Dangers in My Heart 2.
Square Enix has The Apothecary Diaries 3 and The Strongest Sage with the Weakest Crest 5.
Tokyopop has Would You Like to be a Family? (Kazoku ni Nattemimasen ka?), a BL title from Gush about a soft-spoken man drawn into his loud co-worker’s life… complete with loud co-worker’s child. This looks sweet.
MICHELLE: Ooh.
SEAN: Viz gives us BEASTARS 14, Dead Dead Demon’s Dededede Destruction 10, Fist of the North Star 2, Hell’s Paradise: Jigokuraku 10, Maison Ikkoku Collector’s Edition 5, and The Way of the Househusband 6.
ANNA: Always glad for more Househusband.
ASH: Same! And I’m still super excited we’re getting Fist of the North Star, too.
SEAN: Actually, come to think of it, this IS less than usual. Manga, are you OK?
ANNA: I am concerned!
ASH: Supply chain disruptions are real!
By: Sean Gaffney
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wayfayrr · 10 months
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With all the asks from 👾 I've been thoroughly inspired to write something for Hyrule in the House Husband AU because it now just lives rent free in my head AKSNNXKS (these asks were the inspiration)
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The chain are in my house now which is just lovely, and while it's good to see that they're still safe. it's concerning that they were so focused on finding me that they'd abandon Hyrule for their search. Did they even see if there was a way for them to go back… or do they not care?
But if how Sage's body has reacted to being in this world for so long is anything to go off of?
Then some of the chain might need some time to adap-
"Hyrule!?"
No, no, no. Please let him be alright, he's part fae, of course, he wouldn't handle the lack of magic well. But I didn't think he'd faint on the spot!
"[name]? What's going on!? What happened to the traveller?"
"I'll explain later, just.. help me get him into my bed."
Where do we even begin, Sage doesn't have it this bad and there are no documented cases of magic withdrawal to look at. Would the best thing to do right now be to get him comfortable and keep him stable?
He’s still breathing, even though it’s worryingly shallow and his skin impossibly clammy. He’ll live though.
He has to.
“[Name] please. We all just wanted to see you, we didn’t - we didn’t think anything bad would happen.”
“Wind… It’s not your fault, Rulie’s going to be fine. I’m sure of it. We’ve got to stay strong for him alright?”
Rulie’s almost in my bed to rest now, if we can just get him comfortable then we can deal with the rest of this as it comes. Maybe I should ask…
“Sage, would you mind making some soup while I get Rulie stable? He'll probably need something thin for when he wakes up. Oh come on, you don’t need to pull that face love.”
Calling him that seems to have gotten him to show a little care for the others, even if it's just to get me to call him more pet names. Although the rest of the chain didn’t seem to like me calling Sage that, there are more important things to deal with right now.
Like getting Hyrule to wake up, if he stays unconscious for too long the only option would be to call the hospital, but that isn’t even a safe option because none of the chain has any ID which would cause a few issues, to say the least.
Starting with lowering his fever is a good idea, there should be something around here I could use. There’s a flannel I can dampen in the bathroom somewhere.
“Guys can you stay here with Hyrule and make sure he doesn’t get any worse while I go and get something to cool him down.”
“You’ve still not said what’s happened to him. Do you know what’s happening?”
“I have a hunch. Nothing certain, but we really need to focus right now. I promise you I’ll explain in a moment, Sky.”
Shoving past where they've all gathered in my room wasn't the easiest thing, but the adrenaline from all of this seems to be giving me an edge over the rest of the heroes, because I know if I didn't have that it should have been near impossible to do. 
Coming back with a damp towel; laying it on Hyrule; his breathing becoming more steady, making now the perfect time to explain to the chain what’s most likely happening to him. Now I’ve just got to hope that I can think of how best to explain what might be going on.
“You all want to know why Rulie’s like this? It’s a little hard to explain and I’m not even sure if it's right but I’ll try my best to explain.”
No response. They are looking at me with a lot of concern though, more than that as well but it seems their concern for one of their brothers is outweighing whatever else they want to tell me right now. Guess the best action would be to explain what I can then try to answer any questions they might have.
“You probably noticed Sage’s ears right? Something similar has been happening with him, we guessed it’s most likely due to the fact that there’s no magic in this world. Something to do with that seems to change Hylian or magical features to make them fit would be the best way to put it. Hyrule’s part fae, so the lack of magic impacted him far more as well as far faster than it did with sage.”
“... you’re saying that something like this is going to happen to all of us? That we’re going to lose our magic if we stay here?”
I don’t know if I’m simply hearing things or not but Legend sounded like he was weighing that up as an option. I know they were somewhat desperate to be with me seeing as they’ve gone through all of this to be here but to throw away part of themselves like this? Sage didn’t have a choice to be brought here.
Would he have chosen it if he had the chance? How they’re all acting, like this doesn’t seem world-ending to them, like they aren’t sacrificing everything they've ever known. I think he would have decided this in a heartbeat now.
“It seems like that. Unless you have a way back to Hyrule then I think it’s almost certain to happen.”
Rulie looks to be stirring a bit now giving me an excuse to step away from why the chain are acting so concerning; instead focusing on him as he wakes. Gently taking his hand in my own the only real thing we can do is wait for him to get up and then figure out how bad everything is. However long that may take, I’ll make sure to stay here by his side.
He doesn’t need to wake up alone with everything else he’s going through.
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mazeppafanart · 8 months
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thriceboundhome · 3 years
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Send me a ♠ to have my muse talk about their parents.
Mun: Thank you for the ask, Lady K! I hope you enjoy also I don't know why I wrote it as though they're talking to someone but ehh it sounds cool to me.
Sage:
"My parents?" Sage smiles and passed a hand through their hair. "Been a few days since I visited my story makers. So a few things about them, where to start."
They cross their legs from where they sat. Humming as they thought of things to list.
"Oh yeah! My mom has a small jewelry shop. She works from home too, watching over all my siblings who are stlil lil kids. Her jewelry are made out of feathers. We get them from our pet parrot. Old bird too."
"My father's the househusband. Even though my mom's home he takes care of the place. He's a tough guy aswell. Has to be, my grandpa didn't like that Dad was taking care of home. He toughed it out though. Loved his grandkids more."
After they stopped talking they smiled sheepishly. "Sorry for the rambling, thanks for listening though."
Itani:
The boy stared blankly at the question. It's been a while since a question about his parents. "Well it was bound too happen so, sure."
He took his braid into his hands and sighed. Itani started fiddling with the leather clasp the held his hair. "I'll start with my Mother. She was... distant. To say the least. She had favourites, my sister. She wasn't always bad though. It happened shortly before my Father's exacution."
He inhaled deeply before letting it out through his nose. His forhead creased as he thought.
"As for my Dad, he was more caring. Held me just a little ways less than arms length but he cared. He was a really good baker. The old man always wanted to open a bakery when he retired from the Shinobi ways. He was trained in swordmanship but if he could've chosed he would have learned archery. Part of the reason I learned it myself."
When Itani was finished speaking he nodded once before closing his eyes and sighed.
Quinn:
"Ehh, y'know um.. I can't really answer that question. I can try to but you won't get alot of things from me," Quinn tried to deflect the question by waving her hands in front of her. She let out a sigh of defeat when a bunch of things that she remembered of her parents came back.
"Nevermind, I'll answer. So should I start with my Mama or Papa? Let's go with Pops. So my dad was with me more than my mom. Though she had good reason. My dad was with me from early evening to night. He had to go to work as a part time teacher in the morning.
Whenever he came home he used to give me the work he gave his class so I would learn too. I never knew why I wasn't allowed to the academy but never really asked. He was a really good Dad even if he wasn't prominant in my life."
She took of her glasses to wipe some unsheded tears that collected at her lashes. Her pointed ears twitched with each of her sniffles.
"Sorry 'bout that. I'm emotional. Anywho, on to my Mom. She was the right hand man- woman- to our clan elder so she couldn't be home often. Whenever she got to come home for a while she always came with work to do.
There were these rare moments when she deemed work unessesary and annoying. Those times were my favourite. Mom uses to help me with my Taijutsu and swordmenship. Taught me how to comfort my friends too.
They were great parents even if they weren't always there."
When Quinn was done she breathed some to calm herself. After she placed her glasses back on her nose and grinned.
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neverchecking · 10 months
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I've just seen the cannibal anon ask and well I'm gonna admit I've had the same idea for sage akxbskxn
@angry-trashcan and I have been talking about househusband sage and how he'd watch true crime and get ideas - leading to sage lecter and how he'd deal with people he doesn't like
somehow now it also keeps coming up aksnsnsns with Twi and sky as well we've dubbed them cannibros
Y'ALL HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT CANNIBALISM WITHOUT ME?! /J
Is everyone just now coming to the conclusion that Sage will just eat someone? Bc like...I can see it. I mean, I've talked about him biting for heaven knows how long. But like, this would have to be at the very end of his tether. Like Reader is not only ignoring his advances, but straight up rejecting them, is brazenly waving other relationships in his face, just overall pushing him. Maybe they're threatening to walk away from the chain. Maybe it was a failed escape attempt (OKAY PLEASE CAN WE TALK ABOUT AN ATTEMPTED ESCAPE WITH THE CHAIN?!? PLEASSE) . But it would need something to just make all of them just...Snap. Bc I can't imagine the rest of chain would let a cannibal near their darling without agreeing it was the only way to keep everyone away from them.
And I get Twi. Sage and Fierce for sure. Maybe even Wild, perhaps Four.
But SKY?! I'm not saying no, but how did we arrive at Sky being a cannibal before Fierce?
( I spit my drink out at cannibros- how dare you-)
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choieunmi · 6 years
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What happens if Borusumi and mitsusara canon
Uzumaki clan
Boruto will be shadow hokage .he will support Sarada duty( like Sasuke )
Sumire will be scientist and single mom take care her child in Uzumaki home
Borusumi’s son has bakyugan(jougan) and Nue power. 
Uchiha clan
Sarada will be hokage . She will support Boruto family (like Naruto)
Mitsuki will be medical ninja and househusband take care child in Uchiha home
Mitsusara’s son has sharingan (Rinnegan) and sage mode
Uzumaki and Uchiha are good friend in every generation 
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