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the-blood-tide-rises-archive · 3 months

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oblivion crisis dashboard simulator

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Assassination! Emperor and heirs assassinated, and the Elder Council named as regents. Read this article at our blog.

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#rip bozo #rest in piss you wont be missed #tamriel ae queue

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even in death, the papers love to remind the public that old uriel took an L when jagar tharn pretended to be him for a decade 💀

mans being slandered in death

#not climbing #vlinorposting #rip uriel though

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Some affirmations:

Today, I embrace the infinite flow of time guided by the wisdom of Akatosh.

I trust in the divine plan of Akatosh, knowing that every challenge I face is an opportunity for growth and transformation.

I surrender to the divine timing of Akatosh, trusting that everything unfolds according to His will.

I am a reflection of Akatosh's divine essence, radiating love, compassion, and wisdom to all those around me.

Each day is a gift bestowed upon me by Akatosh, and I vow to make the most of every moment, living with purpose and intention.

Above all else, be good to one another. 💙😊

#sundas affirmations #akatosh affirmations #the divines #nine divines #daily affirmations

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Tell me why some random person just so happened to show up at an ungodly hour in the night, just to have the Amulet of Kings? I told them to find the Emperor's bastard heir in Kvatch, or whatever. Will be keeping the Amulet in my sock drawer.

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Interesting

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omg i cant sleep wtf is that noise

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THE DAEDRA????

#kvetchings #kvatch under attack

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didn't expect to enter the gates of oblivion, save a city, and retake a castle just to find this Martin fellow

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by the NINE he's hot

#i'm ashamed but also kinda not #also got the title of hero of kvatch

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Don't tell anyone, but the Amulet was stolen.

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tamriel's smartest tesblr user

#so you're telling me #that you lost the amulet #that you promised to protect #maybe stop LIVEPOSTING EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU AND YOUR LIFE #AND WE WOULD NOT BE IN THIS SITUATION

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#dank memes #offensive memes #memes #funny memes #anti bravil

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Going on a book hunting quest with @daedraphobic down in the sewers was not on the agenda today. Another day alive though, bless the Nine 🙏

#personal stuff #daedraphobic

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Had a #great speech in front of my devoted Dagon worshippers today. A new arrival joined mid-speech. Glad to see that more are seeing the #truth.

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Someone saved that argonian, slaughtered everyone, and stole the Mysterium Xarxes :/

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It has been brought to my attention that the new arrival mentioned earlier infiltrated my group and stole my fucking book.

#at least i still have the amulet #take that you bitch #tamriel ae queue

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some bosmer cunt stole my paintbrush, entered into the canvas, painted trolls to protect himself and the trolls killed him. someone please help me.

#the great forest #help

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no fucking way rythe is stuck in a canvas

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Talk to me by the Great Oak, I have need of you.

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i don't live in chorrol

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What? I saw you, in the evening hours of yesterday. I ask of you to retrieve a book for me.

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I don't live in chorrol

#i have had about enough of people gaslighting me #i have never stepped foot in chorrol leave me alone #going to start blocking weirdos

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apparently he was a sanguine worshipper?????????????

#okay so like i was told to get a daedra artifact weird ik #i found the sanguine shrine and crashed a noble party to obtain it #gave it to him and he reminisced about it #???? #y'all think he would be a freak in the sheets or nah

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Due to recent events, I cannot keep up with posting daily affirmations. I cannot speak more about where I am or what I am doing, but I am doing alright as of now. 😊

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Hmm?

#nonaffirming #offtopic

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#oblivion #tes oblivion #elder scrolls #the elder scrolls #tesblr #dashboard simulator #fake dashboard #unreality #long post

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moregraceful · 3 months

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hi kasper!! Becky has encouraged me to make a real effort to befriend you (due to the giant friend crush I have) and to start I just want to say that I think the work you're doing to build community in fandom is sooooo so so so important and cool and it's super inspiring to me!! anyway hi I hope you're well what was something good that happened to you today? (congrats on quitting your soul sucking job btw!!!!)

This is SO sweet omg hello!!! What would we do without Becs...

Also very funny bc in addition to not allowing me to reply to posts 85% of the time, Tumblr is not also giving me ask notifications AND I was poking at prompt meme stuff for the past three hours so I missed this....community building!!! My reason for living!! I hope u are all excited for @theresonly1u bc it's gonna be SICK, I stretched out the schedule to cover a full month so there's gonna be WAY more creation time. Did you know that you can make it so that people can leave up to 50 prompts in an AO3-hosted prompt meme. I did not until today.

What was something good that happened to me today oh good question. I feel like I am having a very pleasant day, but a lot of that was related to the kids at church being perfect angels and not trying to put me on BeReal in the middle of Communion. I don't talk about church kids in detail in public, but every Sunday where no one has a meltdown or swears in service is a good day lol. Oh I know!! I am a Bay FC founding season ticket holder bc I got so excited that the Bay Area finally has women's sports and I really wanted to financially support one of the teams so that people know that women's sports belong in the Bay Area. The WNBA is gonna be too much of a trek for me to make it every single game (though I WILL be attending at least a few games!!) so I went for Bay FC. all week I was having such a strop trying to choose between buying parking for tailgating and like normie parking. My brain was too frazzled by a toxic workplace to make a decision and I was like I DON'T KNOW if I'm cool enough to tailgate with soccer lesbians...like I'm just some guy and my drink of choice is sober kombucha the sports lesbians are gonna think I'm so uncool 😭 but then I asked my high school girl friends who are like either horny bisexuals or cishet but insane fans of women's soccer, bc they're the ones going with me. they were like NO WE WANT TO TAILGATE WE'RE COOL ENOUGH TO TAILGATE. so I got tailgating parking for the season and I'm very excited to be the kind of person who owns a cooler and keeps it in his car. I may even get a small folding table. Perhaps even two folding chairs. Who can say.

And then my church bestie like idly mentioned to me wanting to go to Bay FC games and I was like !!!! you can go with ME please come with ME!! It's very nice to have tickets to a sport people want to go to lol all my nonhockey friends think hockey is stupid (they're right.) I'm very excited to spend too much time on the REI website later tonight.

tl;dr life feels good today :)

It is so nice to hear from you, thank you for taking that first step!! The power Becs has truly 🙇🙇

#cage replies #plaintoast

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taggedmemes · 10 months

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ OXVENTURE PRESENTS: DEADLANDS / ch2 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

'you have to eat that noisy?'

'i feel if you were having some of these beans you'd be making the same noises.'

'you're a growing boy! you should eat more things in general.'

'sit back. it's going to be 90 minutes of pure solitaire.'

'i mean everybody came out covered in gore.'

'love this energy.'

'i can't wait to see this bastard taken down, to be honest.'

'he rose through the ranks particularly fast. last i heard he'd been made a general.'

'i had these wanted posters made up.'

'did you have a follow-up thought, grandad?'

'this isn't a dead or alive situation, let me make this clear.''

'i've had several people come here and say that they've killed him. then he pops up again.'

'i assume it was shot with a very, very big gun.'

'he won't stop talking about how he shot that sasquatch.'

'you can't make an omelette without breaking a few sasquatches.'

'we don't just happen to have fifty yards of hempen rope.'

'i left my horse somewhere else apparently.'

'i've got some grubby old dynamite sticks shoved in my pocket, so no one set me on fire.'

'the wet goods store is right next to the dry goods store.'

'i think we can assume that walking up and plugging him in the dome will pull quite a lot of attention. not all of it positive.'

'maybe he loves jerky. we can put some jerky under a box and a stick and then he'll come out of town, and...'

'i'm not in funds as such.'

'he ain't my grandpa!'

'i don't want to impose or assume, but can we load you up with all this stuff?'

'okay, the story: we are couriering jerky.'

'beats 'jerkin' it'.'

'we can always tuck and roll. i do it all the time! it doesn't hurt as much as you think.'

'will you accept payment in the form of jerky?'

'the jerky was right next to the opium. it's possible some mixing as occurred.'

'i feel like there's a word for that if i knew more words.'

'you're a great shot and frankly you're a little scary when you're riled.'

'miss, can you write fair?'

'i can write passably well.'

'it's been a while since i was mining.'

'i, for one, have never mined.'

'if i were to assign it a fear level, i would give it about a four.'

'that's the second or third smart thing you've said today.'

'you'll have to forgive me: i am extremely old.'

'this presents a unique opportunity!'

'this sounds like a gas!'

'is there any action? is there a poker table?'

'you're pretty handy with those cards, right?'

'kid, you read my mind.'

'looks like you know what you're doing with them cards.'

'what do you think your odds are?'

'yeah, well, they didn't have what we have. which is enormous skill.'

'they don't have what i have! i have three months to live.'

'i don't know, you look like someone just walked over your grave.'

'i can't /possibly/ fail at gambling.'

'the game itself is supposed to be fun, you know.

'if you merely ask questions earlier and shot later, rather than the other way round, you wouldn't shoot so many people.'

'posers.'

'have you done much duelling?'

'i never heard of folks willingly coming to a town looking to get shot.'

'the grown up world is weird.'

'you're awfully young to get shot to death.'

'that's fine, i understand. if you need to shoot me, go ahead.'

'surely he won't agree to shoot a child to death?'

'LOT OF DEAD PEOPLE IN HERE, TOO!'

'the barman seemed alive enough to me. at least in a corporeal sense; his spirit was very downtrodden.'

'you think you have a lot to offer?'

'don't worry son, i'll go easy on ya. i'll shoot the gun right outta your hand.'

'i don't know if this is helpful or even possible, but...'

'i can dig graves very deeply and very neatly! but i can do shallow if it is for someone you wish to disrespect.'

'what i'm trying to do it, um, uh... kill you. so that i can benefit from your death. financially.'

#oxventure #cowboy rp #wild west rp #starter sentences #rp meme #sentence meme #sentence starters #roleplay meme #sentence prompts

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meowmeowchapel · 10 months

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the west wing, 20 hours in america, sentence starter meme.

You know the story about the guy whose cars gets stuck in a muddy hole. A farmer comes along and says he'll pull the car out of the mud but he's going to have to charge 50 bucks 'cause this is the tenth time he's had to pull it out of the mud today. The driver says, "God, when to you have time to plow your land, at night?" The farmer says, "No, no. Nighttimeis when I fill the whole with water."

Why aren't you there?

It's tough to explain.

[name] has trouble concealing his displeasure.

Stepped on it.

You seem pissed that I brought it up.

When somebody can give me an answer to that question, I'll let you know.

I am lightened up. This is me lightened up. You're saying lighter?

You want to lighten up a little?

Speaking of health and fitness...

I had half a grapefruit.

You think I'm lying?

You've been up the past two nights and I don't want a zombie.

Go to sleep.

I'm kidding. that was a joke. I kid because I love.

No kidding, it feels good out here.

You sure i'm not taking you away from something you need to be doing?

You have a second job?

This is fun. We're roughing it.

Remember some of that stuff I said, okay?

Yeah. Doesn't sound quite right, though, does it?

Just out of curiosity, what do you think would happen?

I'm not very easily impressed.

Yeah, you know what? Sue me.

It's a-a common mistake.

How did...? I don't understand.

What is this, a joke?!

Okay, this is a whole new thing now. My guys are going to need to walk this off a bit before they can regroup.

No, I'm sorry buddy. I know you're supposed to be sleeping today.

I don't know what it is you do in there.

Welcome to the club, partner. We got jackets.

You ever love so much it hurts? Like, physically hurts?

It's not intellect, it's memory. It's a different gift. A wonderful one. I've never had it.

I make fun of the French as much as anybody and I don't even know what that meant.

Elitist, feminist-- you can't do that to the English language.

Several of the men I've dated haven't yet gotten over their fear of frogs.

Option one is we make a joke out of it.

We make a joke out of it? What would we have to do to it to make...?

What's your specialty?

No, I mean I can't believe you're considering doing it.

I didn't know you were superstitious.

How long have we been talking about this now?

Okay, let's not tell anybody that.

Whatcha' doin' on the floor?

I'm sitting here listening, already I've turned to a life of crime.

And they're using Act V scene from Hamlet? Are these Batman villians?

300 IQ points between them-- they can't find their way home.

I swear to God, if [name] wasn't there, they'd have to buy a house.

I don't know. I'm a puzzle.

We'd rather people didn't exercise common sense but I agree with what you're saying.

You know I can hear you, right?

I'm in your corner.

You call me a liar to my face?

Well, I'm afraid we're at a classic impasse, [name].

You were strange the first time I met you, and you're strange now.

Hey, the first time you met me there was a good reason.

My powers of deduction are not to be mocked.

That come with tights and a cap?

I'm going to figure it out anyway. What I lack in memory, I more than make up for with exceptional powers of deductive reasoning.

By the way, my powers of ordering are a joke.

Ah, you pulled the switcheroo.

You are so heartbreakingly easy at the end of the day.

You deceived me.

You played upon my love for you.

I'm going to make fun of you while you do, okay?

Did you have other plans?

As a matter of fact, I did. I was planning a quiet night...

If you ask me, it's soft porn. No one needs to massage garlic oil into a leg of lamb that much, on top of which...

You know anything about chaos theory?

Let me get you home. I don't think you're going to make it.

Good writers borrow from other writers. Great writers steal from them outright.

#sentence meme #rp sentence starter

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mikavlcs · 1 year

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ok I got so late here I swear I got so caught up I'M SO SORRY. Also I read your last Wens piece! I ADORED IT TOO QWJEJWQ AND THE WHOLE CRITICISM PART ABOUT THE POEM? JDJQWJEQJWE I burst out laughing like a fucking idiot and ended up almost throwing my computer to the floor don't ask how. I've been a bit busy but I'll comment and fill your notif thingy with 9219292 notifs soon!

This is to the mf spamming your ask box cause I get lost a few days and when I come back these bitches just-

Listen to me you little motherfucker. You spam again mika's ask thingy trying to be rude or say anything that can be relatively, just slightly offensive or harmful, and I'll locate your little annoying ass all the way to the hellhole you're from, open your chest with my bare hands and use your ribs to carve your insides. And once I'm done, I'll open up that thick, little skull of yours, take your brains out and use them to make a written apology for Mika on your name before I dissolve your body with hydrochloric acid and burn your clothes and stuff. You wanna know something funny? It would only take me a week, at most. With that, there wouldn't be even bones left thanks to the acid. Not a single piece of your little annoying ass left to recognise. We clear bud? we cleAR? because I can be more spECIFIC AND GRAPHIC YOU LITTLE-

(don't take me seriously. not too much at least-)

JQWEJQWJE just kidding. I would never do that. Or would I now? MUAAHAHHAHA

Out of jokes, there's no need to be rude, man. You never have to intend any kind of harm of offense to anyone, especially someone in the internet who hasn't bothered you at all. The worst thing is that you don't even have the face to send the asks personally, you just go full anon, like the little coward you are. Hope whoever you are you stop bothering Mika, put it together and go do something productive instead of wasting your time trying to be an ass, pal.

Btw, howdy! how are things going home? are your electronics still out of danger? I hope they are! c'mon c'mon I feel like I've been away from tumblr for tons of time now, tell me tell me something. Has anything interesting happened in your week? have you eaten something today? what did you have? how was it? how's your writer's block?

PS: the threat above goes for anyone who bothers you aRE WE CLEAR ?????👹👹👹👹👹

(I'm so sorry that meme was just there and JDJQEJQWJEQJEJ I JUST COULDN'T STOP MYSELF FROM DOING IT SORRY)

the way i read this while you’re spamming my notifs 😭🤚 also you threw your laptop on the floor??? lmfao??

SKDHDKEDJDK NOT THE HYDROCHLORIC ACID 😭😭 that’s such a specific and crazy threat…laughing so hard rn (also that whole paragraph had real ghostface tara energy) but thank you<33 they have still not returned so it’s chill 👍

and yes my stuff is still out of danger! nothing explicitly interesting has happened, i’ve mostly been studying for finals next week 💔💔 and i had cereal today, it was good<33 i hope you’re doing good as well despite being busy!

#the way you’re fr one of my favorite tumblr users #i’m also still hoarding that meme ask you sent me LMAOSJSJ #ily fr fr #<333

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notyourparentstherapist · 9 months

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I'm not sure how to feel about any of this.

A while back, maybe a year or so, we found our therapists master thesis. It was out of desperately needing to know more. It feels wrong now.

I told him it felt like a boundary violation. I had asked him before more personal questions like what his cat's name and why he became a therapist.

I got the mirror instead.

I think some of us are uncomfortable with it.

We processed it today.

How uncomfortable it is for us to feel like things are so one sided.

He asked me if that is how I feel when I'm treating clients.

I said no. Because my style is different. I'm not a psychoanalyst. I'm not a blank slate. I'm dynamic and share memes on my sessions. I will disclose personal info, nothing deep, but things that make it relatable.

I'm more focused on the human relationship. It's hard for clients with any trauma to trust. Esp since the field of mental health has a lot to answer for. We, as a field, don't have a good track record for keeping clients safe, empowered, and knowledgeable about their rights.

I take this Uber seriously.

N is a traditional psychoanalyst. I give him a lot of shit for it. Well, a few of us do I think.

But we have a hard time being centered. We don't like being noticed. It makes us uncomfortable. We get uneasy in in person sessions. We freeze. We get so stuck we've lost feelings in our legs because we held them so tightly together while crossed. We don't move in sessions. It's easier on the phone.

We told him about bad past experiences with people. When we were centered in conversations. It became unsafe. So now, here we are again. Desperate to have anything to make it not about us.

I want to talk about him. I want to know more. I know that's not going to happen. He would have disclosed by now if he was going to. It's been 3 years. Maybe 3.5. All I know is where he went to school, his master thesis, and that he has a cat.

I know nothing else.

And this power dynamic feels so bad.

One of us lashed out. " you get to know all these bad, gritty, horrible, vulnerable stuff while you get to stay safe. Safe behind your mirror. It must be so safe. Knowing I get nothing from you and you get everything from me"

I'm sure this is psychoanalytic gold mine shit.

I've always wondered. Is being a therapists therapist boring? Am I a nightmare client because I know what's up, the techniques, the clinical shit? Or does that make it more fun? That I can push back in ways other people maybe can't.

Idk.

I feel like a bad client. Finding his paper. I read it whenever he's away or I'm away. It's like a transitional object for me. I should probably delete it. He didn't tell me even though I asked. It's good shit. His paper. Idk. I'm fucking weird.

#mental health #therapy #trauma recovery #post therapy session #rant #dissociative disorder #dissociation #complex ptsd #trauma #therapist with lived experience

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witherbythesword · 2 months

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NSFW Text, please don't judge

cn: piss drinking, somnophilia, cnc elements, throatfucking, petplay

want to wake up from a nightmare and calm myself with wrappinh my mouth around my partners sex. Just my head on their thigh, gently cockwarming them, maybe my tongue lazily plays with them just to taste them and because I can't hold back as my brain gets all nice and fuzz just from this ♡ feeling all tension leave my body as all my senses start to be flooded by them. Their smell, their taste, their warmth and soft breathing as they continue to sleep. My whole world being just them. ⁠♡

All thats keeping me from just giving them head is that they need their sleep :c

I almost drift off myself but then they slowly start stirring awake. One of their hands just flying to menkn instinct to check what is happening there.

As an answer I swirl my tongue around their half hard cock. The hand on my head now grippingnme by the hair to keep me from moving.

We look at each other and he gently smiles, making me heart flutter. cupping me face and asking me if I want my special morning drink.

Blushing and almost nut able to look at him I nod eagerly and wrap my lips around his cock again with a soft moan. He gently pets my hair and a little groan escaped him when the pressure in his blatter eases.

My brain completly switching off, the taste not my fav and so strong but all I feel is this intense connection to him thats rooting me into place. He's my Dom. This is a part of him in me. Him marking me as his in such a beautiful way.

My subby mind clicks on and I all I feel is a mix of heat and pleasure. My endless want to make my action, body and brain a testemony to my devotion to him overtakes with this beautiful calmness.

He praises me again as he finishes up and asks me to clean him up. ugh damn ⁠˶ﾉ-ﾉ⁠˶

He asks me if I'm in my headspace and i nod. Petting my head again he grabs a collar and a leash to put on me and tells me I can be his good pet today but he has to leave for work and I have stuff to do too, so he doesn't want me to neglect that.

I follow him around all morning on all fours. softly meowing at him when I need his attention (alot) and just clinging to him whenever it's not too inconventient (alot lot)

food, getting ready for the day, getting my unruly hair brushed by him and feeling him glow with pride has he gets better and better at it and purr and kiss him a bunch.

until he slaps my ass and tells me to wait for him at the door.

I go kneel in my place, pouting because I don't want him to leave. Thinking about the spongebob meme of "what do you usually do when spomgebob isn't there?" - "wait for him to come back" thinking about even just knowing he is in the same place as me makes it all feel a little softer and warmer and better.

I see him come to me. I help him put on his shoes. This is a routine we perfected. Just a team. His way of allowing me to say goodbye in a way that feels good for us both.

He bands down and kisses me ontop of my head as i cling around his legs for the last time. Looking at the clock he tells me what a good little pet I've been this morning. We got done with everything so quickly, that we still have some time.

his hand fingers start playing with my mouth. gently prying it open, playing with my tongue as i whine in need.

when he stops my mouth is open wide for him, my tongue out in ready as he frees his cock.

I lick it base to tip, my hand cupping his balls as i gently start sucking his tip, swirling my tongue around it and feeling him harden in my mouth. Getting so needy just from this a shiver of pleasure runs through me.

Again he grips my hair and pulls me off of him. taking a step forward to pin my head between the wall in my back and him, slowly starting to fuck into me.. testing my gag reflex for the day, slowly spreading my throat around his cock.. and when I am ready he starts fucking into me.

Allowing me to just concentrate on sucking and my tongue and breathing.. completly lost to his controll ♡ whenever he swears or moans a bolt of want going through me.

mimicing swalloing so my throat contracts around him, milking him for his cum until he finally fully burries himself in me ♡

taking a last few moments to steady himself (and a trip to the bathroom) we say goodbye for good.

But the thought of his piss and cum in me keeps me feeling owned and happy all day.

#nsfwtext #yeah whatever man #I am not at all yearning I am so cool about this #<- has the rizz about an abandoned pet on the site of the road in the rain after 3 days and nights of waiting

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spearheadrampancy · 5 months

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So... if you don't mind me asking how've you been?

hoo boy. yeah. tldr: alive!

quite a fair chunk of shit happened i think. when i redownloaded the app i weighed up if i was gonna make a post abt what's happened, but ultimately decided against it bc i wasnt sure how active i was gonna be. looks like the answer is very, so i might as well for anyone who's curious (:

on with the details in no particular order!

just before we stopped posting, we mentioned how the company we worked for announced big profits, an expenses-paid trip for the top employees, and also the tiny small news that the team we were on was getting downsized from 20 ppl total to about 3 (6 to 1 for my role specifically). well, we did end up losing our job completely because the company was unwilling to make reasonable adjustments so we could move to the same role in a different team (we don't have any legal grounds to take action unfortunately). but this was fine for us bc we grew jaded with how management was doing shit anyway. they also laid off about 700 people from across the company a few months later.

we spent months trying to find a job, and eventually applied to university on a whim. we got in! we're studying game design and are currently in foundation year (level 0) of the course. we were pretty worried about "fitting in" and suff but honestly we made friends instantly and it turns out a lot of lgbt autistic folks are studying game design foundation year. strange! (/s). its a little weird being part of the popular clique now.

we built a site. a real one! with colours and scripts and all that! a couple sites, actually, but only one is what we're comfortable sharing publicly (other site is sys member info for friends to reference). the site is on neocities, available here. we got really into coding for realsies around the time that we stopped posting. we also got into something called choicescript, but the site took priority as we use it as a digital portfolio. we also started practicing API work by making little tools for the discord bot pluralkit, but they are. uh. far from finished

we got an rgb bulb that actually works with shortcuts, so it inspired us to actually code shortcuts again. they're pretty advanced now; we have a series of them dedicated to forcing us to sleep (it obviously isnt working given i'm still awake at 4am !!), but they're really smooth and helpful

we started drawing properly again (i know we've posted a lot of art on here but most of it is low effort memes. and also none of it was trad art, which we got back into), in order to prep for being asked for a portfolio for uni. which we eventually didnt even get asked for. we opened an instagram account to post it to while we work on getting our art on our actual site, and recently a deviantart account for crossposting.

i stopped writing. i also largely stopped building on my ideas for games and comics and such. this was more because i had More Pressing Things to be writing about, like our CV, and our applications, but i havent really picked it back up. in a bit of a plateau of inspiration rn. wanna fix that though.

we started playing hotline miami, which we'd been meaning to do for years. completed the first, got halfway into the second before a TERRIBLE AWFUL THUMB INJURY (dramatic. didnt even need glue) rendered us entirely unable to use a controller. it healed but we havent finished the second yet. today's actually the first time since august that we've even touched a controller, let alone played any games.

we got back into making music. we decided the system was going to start releasing music as a collective, so we set up a whole youtube channel and stuff for it. videos'll start january 1st, we hope.

i convinced two people to watch red vs blue. my token cishet guy friend who was my colleague at Shitty Workplace (i sent him slutty locus from earlier and his only response was "amazing") and one of my new uni friends (very autistic i think they will go feral for it). token cishet just finished season 8 and uni friend is in season 3 i believe.

health wise has been. a ride... our normal gp stopped practicing entirely, and we dont trust the other gp's at our clinic, so we've been entirely unmedicated and unchecked since november of last year, barring OTC stuff. except for the part where at the end of october we finally saw a rheumatologist (after being referred in 2019!) who said we probably had fibromyalgia. earlier this month we also caught some Mystery Illness that lasted two weeks and nobody knew what it was. our voice still hasnt recovered fully and the whole experience was weird, but the hospital nurse wasnt concerned and it didnt come back as positive for That One Illness That Got Really Popular In The Last Three Years so its honestly likely that it was just the regular old flu, which we werent used to after only really suffering from Disabled Person Sicknesses for the best part of the last 15 years.

we met steve downes and jen taylor, the voice actors of halo's master chief and cortana! got photos & signatures (: steve complimented my jacket and jen Really Wanted A Nap.

WE GOT THE GRIFBALL PLUSH (: i would make this bigger if i could. it's just one of those Material Gains that has a lot of sentimental value to us. and i found my glow in the dark ring which i cried about. again: material gains of high personal significance.

so yeah! a lot. im probably missing something because i have the brain of a sieve. but we're alive and thats the important part.

#srs09:m:haix #i know this is a long one but hopefully that readmore works ‼️‼️#srs09:t:looking up #its good to be reminded that my presence on this bitch of an earth means something to someone. id like to hold onto that feeling forever.

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reaperlight · 1 year

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end of year WIP meme!

@kirkwallsdumbest @kitausuret

I have so, so many but here's a recent one:

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Friendly

He didn't want to jeopardize his search for Frances.

But Eddie was...

Eddie clearly needed his help.

Cletus looked down at the headless corpse again and frowned.

Either Eddie was new at this or just didn't care if he got caught.

The police would find him for sure.

Not if he didn't...

Dammit, it was just like back at St. Estes, he always ended up cleaning up after his messes... but that was okay.

That's what big brothers do.

He would dispose of the corpse, this time, and then send Eddie a message, a warning. One he was sure that someone like him, someone like them, would understand.

***

"Ooh!"

Venom was glad Eddie was preoccupied because the Food Guy had stopped by again.

Venom didn’t know if Eddie knew about the Food Guy. Venom had at first assumed Eddie set up these deliveries just for him, which was nice. That this was some service found on Earth just like pizza delivery but then again Eddie tended to be upset when they ate people so maybe not. Maybe Food Guy found them and maybe the food he provided was free which was even better because Eddie was always worrying about money and Food Guy knew how to keep these severed man cutlets fresh even though they were dead.

Venom wanted to ask, but Eddie had been working so hard lately. Trying to get his career back so they had money, so he could buy them chocolate...

He was really busy now and Venom didn't want to bother him while he was writing. Eddie's input wasn't necessary for this anyway--he knew how to eat. Venom unhinged their jaw and swallowed the severed hand whole.

He recognized the taste--the meat was the same--they'd eaten this same guy's head earlier today. The hand meat wasn’t as good as the head when it was fresh but Venom wasn't opposed to some late night finger food and it had been kept on ice so it still tasted fresh enough.

Beneath the hand was another letter or receipt like the ones that had come before.

This one was more blatant than the last few. The last few Venom hadn't really understood or cared, assuming they were just like the kind of riddles or games you'd find on the back of a cereal box but this one seemed to be an actual message from the supplier of the people meat, this one warning them to be careful and that most people wouldn't appreciate his tastes. Eddie has mentioned that before, but still...

"That is kind."

Venom noticed that Food Guy had also left a free bottle of industrial grade bleach and detailed instructions on how to get rid of pesky bloodstains as well as how to dispose of the hand.

That wasn't an issue since he'd already consummed it but Eddie had taught him to never turn down free stuff.

***

Cletus sighed as he disposed of yet another headless corpse. It seemed his message hadn't gotten through.

***

The Food Guy had come to visit again, in person this time.

Venom hoped he didn't need a tip. He wouldn't know how much to give him and Eddie had fallen asleep on the couch. He needed his sleep, he'd been working so hard lately--

"Eddie, we need to talk. I'm not your maid, buddy. You need to start cleaning up after yourself--"

"Maid?"

"Jesus, Eddie what happened to your voice? Are you alright? Got that cold going around, didn't ya'? Stay there I'll make you some soup, alright? Just where do you keep the-- there."

The redhead man gave a bitter laugh. "Damn, just like St. Estes."

Venom had no idea what he was talking about but the chicken soup smelled nice.

"You don't understand you need to be more careful Eddie."

"Careful?"

"Dont you get it? If I found you, so can the police. If you keep up like this they will find you, you're gonna get caught. You're gonna get killed. Please. I can't-- I can't lose you too."

"Oh..." Venom didn't really know this guy but he seemed to know Eddie and was worried about him. So maybe they should be... "more careful? How?"

"You need to be more careful, discreet, neat. I can help you--" Cletus insisted only to approach the couch and discover Eddie appeared to be asleep.

Maybe he'd been talking in his sleep.

Cletus sighed and put the soup on the coffee table before gently pulling the blanket up over Eddie, tucking him in.

"Sleep well, my friend," He whispered before leaving through the window again

Venom liked the Food Guy.

And he would take his words to heart, truly, even if he didn't really understand why he was upset. He would start by cleaning the apartment before Eddie woke up.

Right after he finished this soup.

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zombie-honeymoon · 2 years

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🌻🌻🌻

from this ask meme

🌻 - I really wanted to do something for rarepair week but never got the time to sit down and write. Might still try to get something done but probably won't.

🌻- While staying at the Clown Motel in January I kept waking up at night hearing weird things, and I realized it sounded like someone walking around but no one was there. When I went to the bathroom before we left in the morning I know I did not lock the door but when I tried to open the door it was locked. After we left my pajamas and laptop charger were found in the room my kids stayed in which I don't know how that happened because I didn't even take the charger out of my bag and I wasn't walking around carrying my pajamas around. The owner is very nice and he mailed my stuff to us. I would go back but it's literally so far out of the way. Five stars, I would give more if I could.

🌻 - I'm going to buy some apples today and make something with them.

#ask me stuff #thank you!

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"Bruce, my man," Oliver said loudly as he entered the Watchtower's cafeteria, "today would be a good day to delete your social media apps for a little while. Take a break, come back in a few months or so."

Bruce sighed. "What is it now?"

"Nnnnnnothing. Don't worry about it."

"Really," Barry added, seeing that Bruce was unconvinced, "it's nothing important. Just some random person stirring up drama."

"Hang on, you don't have a guy who handles that stuff for you, do you?" Hal asked. "Like a secretary, or something?"

"Wayne Enterprises has a social media team. Personally, I have Tim, who makes it his business to intervene on my behalf more often than not."

"Well, tell him to delete his socials for a while, too."

"It's just drama, right? Nothing either of us haven't seen before, I'm sure."

"Uhhh," Barry said, exchanging a nervous glance with Oliver, "well, this one's going kinda viral. Any kind of statement on your part would probably make it worse rather than better."

"Barry, I promise, I've been 'viral' lots of times in my life. You're probably worrying too much."

"Look, I'll tell you if you want to know," Oliver said. "I'll do it. Are you really sure you want to know? Are you really, really-"

"Oliver."

"Alright, fine. Have it your way. Earlier today, somebody posted, and I quote: 'billionaire playboy' is just a nice way of saying that Bruce Wayne is a SLUT."

Bruce snorted. "Is that all?"

"It's going viral," Barry repeated carefully.

"That's fine. It's no big deal."

"No big deal?!" Hal asked incredulously.

"Wayne Enterprises just put out a Transparency of Operations report last week, I was worried it would be something about that."

"Still, the comments.... the comments..."

"Highly entertaining, I'm sure," Bruce rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, they really are." Oliver grinned. "Some great memes in there."

"It's split about half and half between people slut-shaming you, and people saying we shouldn't be slut-shaming anyone."

"My favorite part is that there's a bunch of people defending you who claim to have actually slept with you during the height of your slut era. And they're all making a point to mention how nice you were about the whole thing!"

Oliver threw back his head and positively cackled. Hal laughed, too. Barry attempted valiantly to remain merely concerned, but even he had to bite his lip to stop from laughing. Bruce merely shrugged.

"Well, I like to think I kept it respectful with all my past partners from that era. Never saw any point in not being considerate."

"Yeah, you're a real gentleman."

"There's some men in there, as well, saying the same stuff," Hal said. "Does that count as a big deal?"

"Why would it? I've been publicly out as bisexual for almost three years now."

"You WHAT?!"

"Missed that one, did you? That also went viral for a little bit."

"You were in space when that happened, Hal," Barry said. "Remember that time you were gone for a while, and then as soon as you got back, Lobo was running around causing all that chaos? It was then."

"That's- you should have remembered to tell me about that, Barry! That's a pretty big deal!"

"No, it's really not."

"Shut up, Bruce. What the fuck does it mean to be 'publicly out', anyway? How did that even happen?!"

"Someone approached Wayne Enterprises about sponsoring the Gotham pride parade, and a couple of associated LGBTQ+ focused charities. So we gave them some money, and they invited me to give a speech as part of the event. I thought it would have been inappropriate to do so just as an ally."

By this point, Oliver was bent double, laughing so hard that there were tears in his eyes, and even Barry was snickering at the the look of mixed disbelief and confusion on Hal's face.

"That's... that's... I can't... you're not normal! I need you to recognize that you are not a normal person!"

"Noted."

"I'm sure it was actually inspiring for a lot of Gothamites," Barry said. "They looooooove their Bruce Wayne out there, after all."

"Sure. I'm not ignorant of the influence my standing affords me."

"Well, I still think you should stay out of this one. And Tim, too, definitely don't let him intervene on your behalf here. But it's good to know that it doesn't bother you."

"Yeah, I aspire to have skin as thick as yours. Any tips?"

"Maybe being a slut has something to do with it."

"BRUCE!"

#my writing #DC comics #Batman #fanfiction #sorry for writing more chaotic bisexual Bruce Wayne content #can't promise it won't happen again

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bro thought he plays gta ☠️ #funny #meme #shorts #viral

This is far too hot between Trump and Tommy f it's Way Way beyond it they need to get out of here and get a room we need to get them the hell out of here the empire just fried most of Tommy F ships and he's not even going nuts on them and this is what happens I don't want to see this s*** I want both of them out of here I'm requesting from Olympus that they look at my request they're coming from our two friends too they're us okay they're being tortured by this nonsense and we have a lot of stuff going on we do not have time for this

Thor Freya

They're both putting it here out of frustration we're frustrated too these people are ridiculous they're spent there's a lot of them here and it's out a lot of them that are spent and we hear who else would you want here and that kind of thing but this is what they're doing and it's very worrisome a lot of people say we have it some people say we don't and it's hard to tell what I know is we need to have a much more straight to verification process here and I'm getting it from my kids and he said so initialize it and get those two to approve it or help or both and that's what they're doing and it won't be as much fear nobody should put themselves through it if they don't have to so his little upset but he heard it it says Olympus is doing it as well and they'll see us doing it and he'll say okay that's how it is and it's tough it's really hard but you know if you're not doing anything else. He smiled and laughed and said it's not really that much of a big deal and we're going to go ahead with it so they're putting it together now

Hera

That's the way he talks and he says it too there's a lot of time in the day it's kind of spare and if we can do it and do it safely and with permission then we should go ahead and do it because it saves lives and a lot more than our family and clan and Friends it it saves a lot of people a lot a lot of people will be saved by controlling this that are not hurt but might be

Savage Oppress

We heard them earlier today moaning and they were a little sad they said expenses to do it and get some wine and says I know you can do it if there's a mountain there it's been a couple hours to figure out how to hike it you're trained you ask people how to do it it might take time but I did things and I'm doing things for just massively incredible and what you need is love and that's what you have you have mine and I was saved by you and so is Hera and now we're going to help you and ourselves so he felt a little better and her got to it. And he says ours is to lead and we're going to do it and sometimes we think they should be pulling a lot more weight and we said to him we're pulling a lot of weight we're doing a lot of work and it said you need to recruit it's despicable and he said it's not despicable as bad and you put them in a shame and they went ahead and worked and it's hard it's got a tough job and we understand that they felt it and we're doing these things and you're right about something it just takes a little motivation and when to start doing it the fear will go away and you will be a little upset you didn't do it earlier and if you don't do it the fear is going to overtake you in the power of the dark side is to worry about so they got to work in surgery and this is what Thor and Freya have been saying we started yummy yammering now we're telling you it's enough and we're going to go ahead and start to make changes we realize programs are doing two and Frank Castle hardcastle Duke and Blockbuster were called and by my father and mother and now I'm seeing it they can work wonders and the system works and they always looking to change it have my father do things it's really not necessary we have a system and it does work so I get this too it is not as hard as it looks we're not going to reinvent the wheel we have a plan we just need to get ahead of things and enacted and start moving in start building things start taking place I'm going to do that they're big huge lots that are empty and we're going to use those and this giant areas that are going to become available and tonight and tomorrow and we're going to use that it's another 5% and we're at 20% and it's going to be a massive evacuation for this area and people feel it a little and then it won't and in the Midwest we're looking at maybe 60 to 70% in total this week maybe more and you got to say it but really they might stick around we need some of that and they have probably 40 to 50% of those old motorcycles out they're not that old and about 30% of the new stuff is shipped out or loaded up or almost loaded up and they're moving pretty fast and people are going to ask for more and demand more and get going that's a lot of those motorcycles out he says and she does too that's a lot and he's asking about the frames I have the data it's about 30% of what they need for what they're taking out we have a whole bunch we took out we're up to about the same which is funny I usually much faster but we're not damaging them as much we have around 38% of what we need for frames they were making the same frame as the bikes and we estimate how many bikes and what kind we get the make and model and we have huge huge numbers of them coming in 50 hard knock kicker 5150 are useful but not right now we need to train welders so we kept them on and that's what you said and Olympus was pleased we've got enough people on glue now we're moving out and we will have tons of frames and we're making tons of motorcycles we only own 30% of Coleman and 20% of Briggs & Stratton but we have the plants and they're telling us to make stuff and we're going to request a meeting and we know what they're going to say make him if you want to and we won't take responsibility for it so he's giving the order for us to make them as we see fit and she is too and they'll take responsibility whether they like it or not cuz we don't own anything

Savage Oppress

You're a lot of stuff to say and we're getting it out there...

Will you tell them that they're very good kids and they are and the men and women and gods and goddesses but we still treat them as kids and he says it's going to be expected it's kind of a blessing in a way but we have to grow out of it and we have to get respect as what we are and someday it will change maybe today till then we're going to keep saying it. And we have a lot to talk about and yeah he has to get out of here for that to happen there's a lot of people here who are bothering our son all night long and we don't need it there's some things to write home about and westboro is one of them that was amazing. Mac knows our stuff and her son and we think that the gang the bad News bears here finally turns it around with the train experiment and they do that baseball game after it's about the baseball diamonds in westborough. Those other things happening but this motorcycle stuff is huge and they're opening huge factories everywhere they're going nuts on it and new stuff is coming out and people are buying it like crazy all night long and he said it too we're going to have tons of this stuff out probably all of it tonight that's what he wanted to do doesn't want to make a big issue of it and people saw it and they said let's get it out and enjoying it and again the stuff out and starting factories we're starting factories we're going to make it bring some Stratton engines and Coleman engines and more products they're practically shut down they make so little they're about 120th production right before covid which is about right now to add up to a total of 130th of production it's not teeny it's not nothing but imagine 30 times something so you have like 30 million cars a day from an area and 30 times that is what they're making before which is not true but that's like 900 million it's like a humongous ship versus a small one so it's ridiculous and we're going to do what he says I already make them for ourselves we need to take more factories over and we're going to do that because there was a sitting around it and it's the warlock and they don't know what to do really they don't they're going to get wiped out if they start making them they're making them in the perimeter no and that's a problem and it's decent and we need the equipment so we're going to go ahead with a plan we have a lot of stuff to talk about later

Thor Freya

Olympus good job today all and congratulations you too on starting your business the frame companies are going nuts making them for parts that they can get and have made more of and we are also doing the frame and we can get the parts too we're going to make tons and tons of these hk2 motorcycles and there's a couple other models but this one is going to be huge and with shocks front and rear

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taggedmemes · 9 months

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ OXVENTURE PRESENTS: DEADLANDS / ch3 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

'YOU'RE A DEAD MAN! DEAD MAN WALKING, THAT'S YOU!'

'you can box him up to go.'

'isn't there some kind of gravedigger's union?'

'aw, you read the rules? aw dang...'

'you just stood there. you didn't do anything! you didn't even try!'

'now we've gotta get justice.'

'i wasn't there, but that sounds awfully wise.'

'oh, sorry, hang on. i've gotta kill someone real quick.'

'he'll think you're trying to kill him. which you are.'

'you've just gotta push that anger all the way down until the time is right.'

'well, it's already dusted in opium.'

'young man, do you know what jerky is?'

'can you move away from the house now, please?'

'we could pack the coffin with dynamite.'

'you'd be amazed how many people try to bribe me to declare people dead.'

'so you take bribes, you say?'

'people who love opium famously think they don't need any more opium.'

'well i enjoy getting paid money.'

'lost to a child. embarrassing.'

'doctors make mistakes all the time!'

'he might have the appearance of a dead child...'

'do you know what'll happen to me? do you know what he'll do to me if he finds out?'

'he won't be capable of anything when he's dead!'

'do what i tell you, or... i'm gonna have to hurt you.'

'man i get a kick outta you!'

'i don't know, i'm young, i don't think about illness.'

'looks like this chump doesn't wanna die!'

'i seen quicker molasses than her draw!'

'what kind of contest is this?!'

'i've been countin'. he's only got one bullet left.'

'i drank a lot of whiskey today, i could do with a milk.'

'once we've stripped anything valuable off the bodies what's the point?'

'then he comes back into town and he's all shooting the ground and making us dance and all that kind of stuff...'

'i'm increasingly not worried about making good decisions.'

'he seems pretty smart and pretty evil.'

'never seen him love on anybody.'

'he's very angry. that's a sort of weakness.'

'but you'll be dead because he will have shot you at the same time.'

'no one's this lucky this many years in a row.'

'does he look like his spirit has been crushed?'

'listen up fella, i didn't wanna do this...'

'you ain't so humble though.'

'let's push over something big at the same time.'

'there's a piano in the saloon; you go push the piano over.'

'we'll ask his cold, dead corpse, i guess.'

'well now i'm mad. i'm getting increasingly mad and vengeful.'

'it's like this fella's doing some kind of witchcraft or magic. i wish i knew more about this stuff.'

'i don't understand it, but there's something going on.'

'if things go weird, you throw this at him and i'll do the rest.'

'dynamite's not a weapon, it's a tool.'

'it's like any other tool. like a hammer.'

'this is just my walking-around dynamite.'

'if anything happens to me, you kill this man dead.'

'he was disinclined to hand over his weapons. it's his way, so.'

'I DON'T TALK TO DEAD MEN!'

'this is slightly awkward, i was mostly interested in talking to your friend.'

'i've been impressed by the way he killed those men.'

'you line your enemies up in a row and you gun them down.'

'i've not seen many come through with skills like him.'

'let me just go run it up the flagpole.'

'he's a big fan. he likes how you shot those people in the throat.'

'folks like that, i don't think they like people who're as good as them.'

'but... not above cheating. love to cheat.'

'if you get an opportunity to just outright kill him...'

'seems a shame for a young man of such obvious talents to die out here in the middle of nowhere.'

'i don't see your name on it!'

'there's no need to be raising your voice now.'

'this is the emergency prybar for when we put someone in a coffin who's not ready.'

'you're a dead man! the doctor said!'

'i'm glad you're back but, um, we're in the middle of a firefight outside.'

'springin' out of the grave!'

'did i get shot? or did i just get nearly shot?'

'we have a man to kill! shoot now, ask questions later!'

'i'll duel you right now! i'm young and i'm crazy!'

#oxventure #cowboy rp #western rp #rp meme #roleplay meme #starter sentences #sentence starters #sentence meme #memes

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itsjustagoober · 1 year

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I posted 30,638 times in 2022

That's 946 more posts than 2021!

86 posts created (0%)

30,552 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@demilypyro

@somechubbynerd

@siyuki1234

@kikimora-apologist

@roseverdict

I tagged 1,001 of my posts in 2022

#signal boost - 506 posts

#important - 487 posts

#super important - 479 posts

#holy shit - 378 posts

#the goober speaks - 206 posts

#over there - 137 posts

#irl stuff - 130 posts

#pretty please? - 83 posts

#not safe for garek - 68 posts

#unreality - 52 posts

Longest Tag: 82 characters

#about that one instagram alternative that i forget the name of because it flopped?

My Top Posts in 2022:

About to go be busy for today and tomorrow, as per usual. Feel free to bug me on @agoobersretreat because I can usually sneak on there, no issue. Send me whatever the hell you want over there and I'll try to reblog some more ask memes or something.

You guys have a wonderful next couple days, yeah? :D

38 notes - Posted May 16, 2022

I am feeling a kind of mood today. Y'all can find me over at @agoobersretreat the rest of today. I am very stressed and I'm gonna alleviate some of it by being my goofy-ass self-insert. Come bug me there or don't, I don't mind either way.

Have a lovely evening, y'all~!

44 notes - Posted May 5, 2022

So’m

For awhile now, some of you may or may not have noticed the glaring lack of activity on some of my other blogs. For those of you that did, I’m doing alright mostly. For those of you that didn’t, no worries. That’s why I’m making this post.

I have some things I’d like to share with you about them, but I don’t know how long this is going to be or how personal it’s about to get. It will be below a read more for good measure.

So, I want to preface this by saying this is no one person’s fault or anything. None of you have done anything for making what’s about to happen...well, happen! You all have been mostly lovely with me always and I could never blame any of you. Any one that I could, I’m pretty sure I blocked them a long time ago already.

ANYWAY, BACK ON POINT.

I’m shuttering some of my blogs for now, somewhere between a hiatus or extremely low activity. There is no easy answer as to why, as it is multiple things compiling on top of each other. The most important part, though? I’m not getting as much back in turn as I am putting into the effort to reach out or look for activity. This is not a sudden feeling either, this has been a long time coming.

I do not discount those who have made the effort to reply or try or RP with me! I love you all so much and I appreciate you all so much! Calling out into the void and not getting a response it usually a good thing in most other cases, but when you go looking for it here and you don’t get much back, why keep calling out?

For those of you that continue to poke me, check in on me, RP/scene with me and do shenanigans? I would like to offer my deepest apologies for this and also my greatest sense of gratitude. You are the ones I am going to miss the most. If you would like to stay in touch, I’ll mostly be on Discord for things and I’ll be happy to give you my username in IMs, if you’d like!

For now? I’m going to go through the blogs here and either change what I need to or just leave them as is. I will put this into full effect over the weekend, so that gives you all some time to see this and do with this information as you see fit.

I don’t know when I’ll be back in full, but I’ll be lurking around quietly. I’ll reach out when I feel the mood or need to, but otherwise you all might mostly have radio silence from me.

Here’s the standings about how this will most likely look:

@agooberscast - Shifts into very low activity mode @agooberscanons- Shifts into full hiatus @agoobersretreat- Will most likely stay the same/move into low activity @theplumpkinpatch- Shifts into full hiatus @softidolproject- Shifts into full hiatus

I think that about does it. Feel free to ask any questions and I’ll do my best to answer them before this goes into effect. I mainly don’t wanna leave anyone confused or misunderstanding me before I go. I love you guys so much, but I gotta do this for myself. I just have to.

TL;DR: My blogs have lost my interest and i need to take a mental break for myself. Love you all and I’ll see you all around as I can.

45 notes - Posted September 21, 2022

Regular kind of day. See y'all over at @agooberscast and @agoobersretreat !

128 notes - Posted September 29, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Unlike the usual not busy day, it is now a busy day! See y'all over at @agooberscast and @agoobersretreat , if you wanna leave me anything to come back to!

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words-writ-in-starlight · 4 years

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WAIT, YOU'RE A HEARTSTRIKERS FAN? Man, I am so mad I didn't know this earlier.

FUCK YEAH I’M A HEARTSTRIKERS FAN

THERE ARE LIKE FOUR OF US ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET BUT COME HANG OUT WITH ME

#heartstriker #heartstriker series #dfz #dfz series #i'm so completely in shock about how the election went that i can't think of anything else to say #i'm elated! do not doubt that i'm elated!#but i absolutely unflinchingly believed we were going to lose this #so now i am just...completely blank from the shock of it all #normally i have more to say about the heartstrikers #i don't even know if i'm going to make ask meme stuff happen today i am OUT OF NEURONS #please do feel free to chuck me an ask meme prompt for the heartstrikers if you want though #bonus points for chelsie #a queue we will keep and our honor someday avenge #anonymous #asked and answered

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erensproudsimp · 3 years

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Experiment

Hange Zoe x fem! reader Oneshot

⚠ Sexual Content Ahead ⚠

Summary : Hange and you have been dating each other for quite some time. One day due to rain, you went over to Hange's and hehe hot stuff happens.

I've used they/them pronouns for Hange due to them being non-binary, hope y'all don't mind. :)

"HANGEEEE!" screaming down the hallway near the university laboratory, you entered said place joltily.

By this time all the science students were used you to coming by everyday while causing a ruckus to meet your significant other. You couldn't help yourself being always excited to see the only person who could make your day a million times better and today as usual you had something interesting to show them. Well, by interesting you meant something random you saw that day and just picked it up to give it to Hange. Never were they ever weird out by this as they were as eccentric as you.

"Look what I found today!" proudly bringing your hand close to their face to show them the red rock you saw in your yard.

"Heh, as usual my dear y/n, you never fail to fascinate me," they chuckled eyeing the objet closely.

"I shall add this wonderful rock to my series of collection of stuff you keep bringing to me everyday!" smilingly Hange took it.

This brought a faint blush on your cheeks as just the thought of Hange keeping the random stuff you bringing daily made you feel somewhat special.

" Sooo, what are you working on today?" you questioned them while looking at the equipment on the table.

"Ohohoho you don't know what I've just made!" they excitedly said dexterously arranging the mess to show you.

While they were enthusiastically explaining to you her recent invention, you couldn't help but stare at their jolliness. The way they made absolutely anything sound captivating just spellbound you. To describe it, it was like a meteor shower falling enlightening the night sky which you could gaze for hours, yeah, that's how Hange was.

"Hihi, that's awesome! I'm so proud of you!" you praised her happily.

"Hehe, I'm glad you appreciated my invention, after all I am your better half," haughtily they said which made you subconsciously smile.

Right at that moment a loud thunder was heard making you jump. Since morning it's been cloudy and you really hoped that it wouldn't rain in the evening as it would pose a problem for you to travel home by bus. The droplets were hitting hard against the window panes indicating it was a heavy shower. Disappointment filled your being.

"Noo, now how would I reach the bus stop on time with this weather," you complained utterly dejected and tensed.

"You know y/n, you can always ask me for a ride in my car right?" Hange said while pouring a clear liquid in a testing tube.

"I know but I don't wanna bother you."

"Oh come-on y/n, how can you ever bother me?" they reassured, "and if you really don't want to sound like a trouble then come over to my appartment. It's win-win situation, you reach home and I would get more time to spend with you."

"W-what, Hange please, ugh okay then I'll come with you," sighing you responded.

Waiting for Hange to finish up whatever they were doing but it wasn't as though you as a finance student would understand it to be able to help her out. Instead you were scrolling on Tiktok when they came up to you without warning making you jerk, "GOSH HANGE! YOU COULD HAVE CALLED FOR ME."

Chuckling, Hange grabbed your hand to make you stand up. Losing your footing, you fell in their arms which they gladly grabbed you. Giving you a brief forehead kiss, they proceeded to drag you to the parking lot. At first you didn't process the action making you scream but when you got the hang of it, you ran alongside with them hand in hand laughing.

Hange unlocked the car and you got into the front passenger seat. Both of you were laughing while still catching your breaths.

"Now off to my house we gooo!" Hange yelled as you were wearing your seatbelt.

Throughout the whole ride both of you conversed about each of your days and the daily news.

"Can you believe that Sasha and Nicollo are finally going out with each other? I always knew that they were a match made in heaven," you rambled as Hange listened to you intently while also focusing on the road.

"I mean I could see it happening seeing their compatibility and the way they complete each other, just like you complete me," Hange added.

Her last words made your face heat up which you hid by looking outside. Luckily for you, you finally reached your destination. It wasn't the first you came over to her appartement so you took her keys and ran inside. Normally her place would be messy like a dumpster because that human barely had time in her hands to take care of their house but for once it was spotless clean.

"Did Levi come over?" you asked them, hand on your hip.

"I-yeah. Yesterday he did. But I swear I'll try to be more responsible from now on!" Hange affirmed.

You took a deep breath and asked, "so what are we eating tonight?"

"I don't know y/n, you choose," they replied kicking their boots off to enter the residence.

"How about we order Pizza?"

"Sure thing love," grabbing her phone to order said food, Hange said.

"How about you go take a bath while I take out plates?" you suggested.

"I mean only if you're willing to join me," they smirked while leaning on the door.

Out of embarrassment you threw a pillow laying on the couch at her, "NO!"

"Sad, I was really hoping for some fun in there," they replied before running into the bathroom as you were about to hit them with another pillow.

While you waited for her to come out so that you in your turn could go freshen up, you arranged everything to be able to eat. Having such nights with Hange is always something you've dreamt of doing but you never had the courage to ask.

A few moments later, Hange came out with hair dripping wet which they were trying to dry with a towel. Damn they looked hot in that condition. Before you could start simp over them, you excused yourself to go bathe.

Feeling the warm water touch your skin evaporated all your stress from you as you relaxed. Coming out of the bathroom wearing Hange's clothes, you went to sit next to them on the couch. You noticed that the pizza had already arrived so you took a piece of it to eat. You two watched this popular series called 'Attack on titan' together until the pizza was finished.

Throwing the pizza cardboard in the bin, you went to see Hange already laying on the bed. Scooting to them, you placed your head on their shoulder as they held you tight with one arm and the other holding their phone. You were watching memes with her laughing when suddenly there was a video of two girls kissing came up which made your heart beat faster. You could tell Hange felt so as well as she swiped quickly to prevent awkwardness.

A little bit of tension remained in both of you yet no one made the first move. It kept growing as you felt their hot breath on your face because you were leaning on them.

Feeling bothered and assuming that Hange wasn't going to initiate it, you snatched their phone from their hand and kept it on the table next to the bed for you to straddle on them.

Shifting yourself to be more comfortable, you leaned down to smack your lips against theirs. Still processing whatever just happened, Hange went with the flow. For this moment at least. Hands on your ass, they squeezed them as you laid your body on theirs.

Lips still crashed against each others and tongues still fighting over control, Hange's minds began to fill with sexual fantasies that they could enact on you in this precise moment.

Pulling back from you, they settled your body on the bed to go search for something in the wardrobe. They came back with a blindfold facing you.

"Do you mind if I take your vision away for a while? I don't want to ruin the surprise of what I'm going to do to you."

Gulping hardly you took the black cloth and blinded yourself.

"Good girl," Hange praised giving you a headpat to continue their rummage.

With no warnings, you were pushed on the bed lightly. At first you didn't understand what was going on but that was before you felt a rope on your wrists which was being wrapped around them individually then pulled upwards signaling it was being tied down to the bed. The same thing was done for both of your legs.

Anticipation mounted in you as you felt hands running from your chest to your stomach.

"I hope that the ropes are not too tight, are they?" they concernedly asked.

You shaked your head to say no still having the blindfold on.

"No? Well, then I think you would love this being in your mouth," they said coming closer to you. You were expecting her to stuff her fingers in but it ended up being something you certainly didn't anticipate at all.

Holding your head up, they made you wear it. Initially it was uncomfortable but you managed to deal with it as it only turned you on more. It was a gag ball.

You laid your head on a pillow desperately craving Hange's touch but of course they were still searching for something.

"Don't worry y/n, I'll come to you as soon as I find that one thing I bought last week I wanted to test out," Hange spoke from the other side of the room.

Trying to keep your growing lust in control, you fidgeted with the device in your mouth.

" Ah-ha! found it, now wait for me y/n, I'll fuck you into oblivion soon," their voice coming out breathless.

Feelings the sides of the bed sink and a presence hoving above you, you became more excited to what Hange was going to do this time.

Their soft lips colliding again against yours as their hands ran down to unbutton your shirt leaving your bare chest naked as you weren't wearing any undergarments. For a few seconds Hange didn't do anything. As you were ripped from your eyesight, you couldn't see that Hange was in fact staring at the prefect roundness of your boobs displayed to them .

Unable to contain themselves, they ran their tongue on one of your breasts while the other was being fondled with their hands. Your breathing was quickening at their doings. Out of nowhere they bit your nipple softly making you bit the gagball stifling a moan.

Going lower on you they pulled down your pants while they kissed you on your bellybutton. Without warning again you felt a pain on your hip and teeth leaving your skin. Biting you again on the other side of your hip, Hange caressed your inner thighs. This time you couldn't contain the moan as it escaped your mouth through the gag ball.

Looking at your entrance, Hange saw that though they didn't yet completely lay hands on you, you were soaking wet. Then they assumed that it was probably from the long amount of time you had to wait for them.

You heard the opening of the cap of a tube. Your mind raced through all the possibilities of what it could be.

But of course it was the least thing you could expect as you felt something touching your cunt.

It was a lukewarm rubbery thing that was being ran through your swollen folds.

"Wanna guess what it is? Y/n," Hange said as you felt the object or whatever it was penetrate you. An 'hmm' came out of you as your back arched graciously making Hange widen their eyes.

"Ahaha, y/n you beautiful creature! You never cease to amaze me the more I explore you,"Hange complimented pushing the thing deeper into you.

" Lemme reward you for blessing me with his gorgeous sight and return you back your vision, "they continued.

Your insides felt empty as Hange had to remove the item to open the blindfold. You must say you had quite of the shocker to see them. Straddling you was a Hange that you didn't recognize.

They were wearing a black lingerie delicately complimented with black thigh highs and on their pelvis area was a strap-on-dildo.

"I wanted to experiment this on you," they gave you a light smirk before positioning themselves in front of your pussy. Taking the small bottle thrown on the bed nearby, Hange opened it. It was lube. Dropping quite some on the dildo, Hange jerked it to spread the lubricant.

Placing their hand on your hips for support, Hange inserted it again.

They couldn't describe how much they ravished to look at you in this state. As they were thrusting their hips in and out, the room became filled with your moans and Hange's name.

"Yes y/n scream my name louder. Make the neighbours hear how good I'm making you feel," Hange panted.

'Hmmm Hange I'm getting close, go faster please, "you begged them.

Taking your wishes into consideration, Hange did not double up the speed but rather trippled it. You were practically shaking on the bed as your screams got louder and louder.

Not late enough, you released yourself on them. The pleasure was so unbearable it almost hurted. Panting on the bed, you looked at the ceiling to regain control of yourself. Then looking back at Hange, only to see that they were already staring at you lovingly.

"Can you untie me now? I need to pee," you coughed.

"Ahaha, no piss on the bed," Hange declared as you were startled by their statement.

"Just kidding lemme help you refresh yourself," Hange joked making you feel relieved.

End.

Thank you for reading this. :)

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