#i swear if it is the panda

[rummikubcube]

Me, after watching the trailer for the new Kung Fu Panda movie I had NO FUCKING IDEA was happening:

#kung fu panda #dreamworks you better put Tigress and Viper in that movie or I swear to God #kung fu panda 4 #the five furious #jack black #dreamworks

[klavierpanda]

Guess I'm making another post about it because people seem to not understand.

The belief that all arospec people automatically fall under the ace spectrum is are harmful one and results in arospecs being talked over.

This has nothing to do with people who feel their aroness and aceness are inseparable or anyone else who lives in the intersection of being arospec and acespec.

There are two main parts of this:

Alloallos not knowing the difference and speaking about things they don't understand properly

Acespec people making aro specific posts about being asexual

The former will be solved by more people just listening to aspecs. The latter is solved by learning when it's your turn to speak. There's nothing wrong with relating to aro specific posts but if you have the urge to start talking about asexuality, it's probably just better to make your own post rather than talking over the aro post.

It's important that parts of the community share experiences and understand each other but that is not achieved by talking over each other

#aro #aromantic #arospec #aspec #ace #asexual #acespec #I swear to god if people try to argue with me now about this they're getting block #panda's post

[beartitled]

Panda tea ceremony 🍵

Also you can check out this speedpaint ✨

This post was sponsored by my cringe uni professor👍/silly

(more about it under read more if you’re curious)

Okay so I didn’t plan on posting anything till I draw something tnmn related

But I’m finishing up my semester and one of the requirements to pass my digital illustration exam is

“upload your finished assignment to your youtube channel and generate qr code to it 🤓”

This is literally the only way to submit your work 💥💀

So well

since I’m posting the speedpaint might as well share the art 🐼🍵

#bear stuff 🐻‍❄️ #Youtube #this professor is getting on my nerves I swear 💥 #(please like this speedpaint so she’s jealous 😈/silly) #also #tell me which tea you is your favourite in the comments 🎤 #(or reblogs) #speedpaint #speed paiting #digital art #megadrawing #big drawings #detailed art #tea ceremony #poster art #cute art #pandasblr #pandas #panda #panda art #tea 🍵 #infographics #digital artwork #artist of tumblr #speed paint #green vibes #green aesthetic #green tea #artists on tumblr

[dracocheesecake]

I was rewatching KFP 3...and you know what? Those animators really said "the tiddies must bounce on Kai specifically".

Seriously why are the jiggle physics on that man so jiggly?

These are just two times where it's obvious.

#kung fu panda #kfp3 #general kai #kai kfp #kai the collector #I'm i'm so normal about him i swear

[puhpandas]

So for a writing prompt,

Vanessa meeting an ex gf/bf (whatever u want) at a supermarket. While Gregory and Freddy just listen to the tea or have shenanigans around the supermarket.

Ghosted

(915 words)

"Can I have some gushers?"

Vanessa clicks her tongue. "You already have captain crunch in the buggie."

Gregory frowns, and looks longingly at the the package when they pass the shelf it's on. "But..."

Vanessa rolls her eyes. "Why dont you get some broccoli or something? Brussel sprouts?"

Gregory pauses, and gives her a long, hard stare.

"Alright then." She says simply. "Shouldnt you want to eat healthily? You didnt exactly have a very good diet on the streets."

"Isnt that exactly why I should get to have the gushers?" Gregory counters when Vanessa picks off some tortilla chips and cheese dip off of the shelf. "I deserve them!"

Vanessa sighs, and turns to see Gregory using his unnaturally big eyes to his advantage.

"Surely Gregory should be able to have a special treat or two, Vanessa." Freddy says from behind Gregory, muffled by his backpack.

Vanessa sputters. "You're on his side?"

Freddy hums. "I just think that Gregory has a point, that is all."

Vanessa rolls her eyes, and turns the buggie back around with a sigh. "Shouldn't you of all people be advocating for eating your veggies?" She points out.

"Eating some sugary gummies does not equal not eating your vegetables, Vanessa. As long as you keep a balanced diet, indulging in unhealthy snacks is no issue--"

"Yeah, yeah." She cuts him off, and rolls the buggie to a stop in front of some fruit snacks.

"You can have some fruit gummies." She says, and points at a two-pack box of Welch's fruit snacks. "Not the gushers. You can have those next time, when you haven't already picked out an unhealthy snack."

Gregory huffs, but he takes the box anyway and puts it in the buggie.

"Better than nothing." Gregory says, then smiles. "Thanks."

Vanessa smiles back, and leans on the buggie. At least those are healthier than sugary fruit gushers. And Gregory seems happy. Maybe she isnt so crap at this.

The pleasant moment is cut off by a familiar voice behind her.

"Vanessa?" A woman asks, and Vanessa jumps, turning around. "Is that you?"

Oh. Vanessa thinks when she realizes who it is. Oh, no.

"So it really is you." Olivia says, voice unimpressed. "You really had me worried, Vanessa, I mean, what was I supposed to think?"

Gregory is silent beside her, watching the exchange with wide eyes. Vanessa sputters, avoiding eye contact.

"I-- Um-- Listen Olivia I--"

"Dont." Olivia says. "I dont want an apology. I just wish that you would have just told me you weren't interested instead of ghosting me."

Gregory makes a face beside her, eyes wide and mouth open in a small O, and he looks way too into it.

"I--" Vanessa tries, but she cuts herself off. 'I'm sorry, Olivia. I really was interested in you, but a crazy robot using the face of a decades old serial killer took over my mind and forced me to cut off any contact with all other people to complete his evil deeds!' Is what she wants to say, but being seen as a bitch seems like a better option than being seen as an insane freak.

So she just stays silent, and Olivia scoffs, looking insulted.

"Nothing to say to that, huh?" Olivia says, a sour look on her face. "Fine, see if I care. I just hope the next girl to start talking to you doesn't get far enough to be heartbroken like I was."

And with that, Olivia turns and walks briskly away, her brown hair flipping sassily over her shoulder and trailing behind her like a tailcoat.

Its completely silent except for the general milling about of people around them and beeps from self checkout scanners for a moment. Then, she finally tears her eyes away from the spot Olivia walked away from her and looks down when she sees movement.

Gregory looks like something hilarious just occured, and he looks up at her gleefully when she makes eye contact with him.

She rolls her eyes when he starts laughing, and she huffs, eyes dead set in front of her as she tries to push the buggie to get away from him.

"Who was that, Vanessa?" Freddy asks from behind Gregory, who's clumsily following behind her and almost bumping into people and their carts from how hard hes laughing. Vanessa tries not to let her mood sour too much.

"Olivia." She answers. "She was my..." She tries to find the right words. "...we were talking, and were about to start dating, but then..."

She trails off, and Freddy hums and looks at her sympathetically from Gregory's backpack. "I understand, Vanessa. You do not have to continue."

"That was awesome." Gregory finally refills his lungs after almost busting one laughing too hard at her relationship failure. "The drama. It was too good!"

"I'm glad you like my misery, brat." She says, rolling her eyes.

He just has another short burst of laughs, and then tries to quiet down. "I did like it. Very much. Why cant that happen <i>all</i> the time?"

"Because usually," Vanessa says. "I dont ghost people because I had my brain hijacked."

Gregory giggles. "Oh man, i knew people were obsessed with drama but i never knew it was this funny." He says, then tugs on Vanessa's shirt. "Hey, you gotta start a reality show with me soon, alright?"

Vanessa rolls her eyes, but she just ruffles Gregory's hair, and a small smile appears on her face.

"Sure, squirt. Whatever you say."

ao3 link

#i saw this prompt and was just like omfg nooo 😭😭 #such a funny idea thank u for the prompt #pandas writes #prompt #my fics #ficlet #3 star fam #vanessa #gregory #gregory and vanessa #fnaf #fnaf gregory #fnaf vanessa #glamrock freddy #long post #swearing #donut holes

[sillykytty]

When they were young these two kissed in the most atrocious way possible after drinking one single drop of alcohol

Mostly because of their head shapes being so different and funny besides Kai would probably just munch, lick, and fall over him and everyone else would think that they were fighting or smth idk

Ugh I love them

#kung fu panda #master oogway #general kai #kai the collector #kung fu panda 3 #kfp #kaiway #i swear this happened #i'm doing my part

[temozarela]

what if i told you that i’ve already written the final chapter of a ww2 au satosugu fic of which i’ve barely started writing chapter 1 of

what then

#panda is human #panda is a nickname #there are no pandas in this fic i swear #it’s going to be very tragic #i can’t wait #naoya hate club unite #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #angst #geto suguru #jjk gojo #jjk geto #satosugu #jjk angst #geto x gojo #ww2 au

[sea-owl]

Me after seeing the new trailer for Kung Fu Panda 4:

#where are my furious five? #po becoming a teacher doesn't surprise me its a common move ive seen other franchises use before like the cars movies #but where are my furious five did they get side lined? #i cant even enjoy the dads if that happens #but i swear if they do this heartfelt child and parent moment between tai lung and shifu while sideling tigress im gonna be pissed #my expectations are low #might let the fandom and look up spoilers for a bit when it comes out #kung fu panda #kung fu panda 4

[iwasbored777]

Me as a kid watching Kung Fu Panda trilogy: Jesus Christ why do they have to make so obvious Tigress is in love with Po why does every male-female friendship turn into love why can't they just stay friends I hate it here because they were doing so good and what is this now

Ma as an adult realizing that's literally one of the sweetest, the most loving, the strongest, the healthiest fictional ships ever and also that famous 'grumpy one × sunshine one' trope I'm a slut for made out of two great characters: I would die for you two to become canon no pressure

#They're making the fourth one #I swear if we don't get a hint or something #That these two are canon I'll kill someone #kung fu panda #kung fu panda 2 #Kung Fu Panda 3 #Tigress #Po #po and tigress

[kithtaehyung]

saw this and thought of you LOL fess up yoongles we know it’s you!

LMAOOO ITS NOT I PROMISE

#i swear!!! #panda🐼 #club myg #mailbox💌

[lovelytayforce]

@100thesunnie100

First, off why do y'all say these things with no sources in sight? Not even a link? Like I'm not just gonna trust you bro. (No disrespect btw) cause I tried finding this and asked my friends who have done archiving for this fandom/has the artbook and nothing you stated is supported. This is why I said it's okay if you hc it, but don't tell other's its canon with no evidence. As for your disagreement with me, I mean oh well? She cared far more for Po coming to take Shen's ass out so he could avenge his family and culture so Idk why y'all are so pressed to have the Soothsayer connected with this genocial tyrant as if that isn't a whole weird trope. Soothsayer and Po's scenes are way more meaningful in my eyes since they center actual HEALING AND HONESTY. Rather than Soothsayer being forced to hear his delusional bs. God that mess was annoying. Anyways, I'm not gonna let this post get long cause this is just another case of fanon ruining discussions as per usual.

#kung fu panda #this fandom thrives off of the weirdest tropes of all time I swear #let that woman be her own character without that cracker #you know like in the movies #we aint never gonna be free #soothsayer #taylor talks

[klavierpanda]

There's something about being aromantic that's just so freeing. Realising I have the freedom to shape my relationships in unique ways with people rather than having to conform to the cookie cutter of amatonormativity is one of my favourite parts about being aro, about being queer. In the immortal words of Rage Against the Machine, fuck you I won't do what you tell me, nothing is more queer

#aro #aromantic #actually aro #arospec #aro positivity #swearing tw #apologies for the song reference but I couldn't resist #panda's post

[thetriumphantpanda]

Aesthetic Tag Game

Thank you so much @joelmillers-whore for the tag!! 🧡

on pinterest, search your name + core. post 6 pictures, tag 6 people.

Opening the tags to everyone as I’m super late to this!

#this checks out #this checks out so hard I swear #tag games #panda has fun

[dracocheesecake]

Have this:

Kai steps before a counter at a sandwich place. The cashier stares up at the bull that's looming over them nervously.

"Can...Can I help you, sir?"

Kai doesn't say anything. Then he slowly lifts up his hands, revealing he's holding the Chameleon. She steps out of his hands and onto the counter, and then points at the cashier. "He said he wanted no pickles on his sandwich!"

Then she steals some money out of the tip jar. Kai picks her back up with one hand, then takes the new sandwich and the tip jar itself before walking off.

#i swear I'll get to writing and stuff soon #just had one more to get out of me #kung fu panda #general kai #the chameleon #kfp4 #kaimeleon #kai x Chameleon #then as Kai's eating his sandwich the Chameleon is counting the tips they stole and remarking how cheap people are these days X'D #it's funnier if she has a pickle on her sandwich and Kai subtly steals it after all of that #sorry I am eepy sleepy and partially insane and procrastinating on writing #kai just wanted the pickle off her sandwich #tiny wife and huge husband

[puhpandas]

Why do the Fazbear Frights boys always compare their friends' appearances and rank who's best looking???? 😭

like that scene in Fetch with that conversation with Hadi??? Greg is there something youd like to share with the class?

And in GGY when Tony ranks Ellis and Gregory based on best looking like ???

#i know that its to tell you the reader what the characters look like #but damn is this really the best way?? lmao #i swear every 12 year old boy in the fnaf books is gay #KELSEY AND DEVON???? #devon was so obviously into him it was so hard to read #like YOU LIKE HIMMMM THATS WHY YOU HATE HIM😭 #pandas.txt #pandas talks

[crystal-mouse]

i dyed my hair again earlier and ig i missed the bits around my ears cuz theres just two patches on both sides of my head where the old colour is still there?? what am i, the plucky anime sidekick??

#the worst bit of this is that i swear i definitely put hair dye there... what the heck happened #at least its not super super noticeable T_T i look like a red panda if red panda's were human hair #mouse rambles #now i gotta go to an event :S #dont cut and dye ur hair when u have to go places the same day guys #this is what i get for my hairdressing hubris