#id like for him to not be a dick

[derpette-derpington]

ok so everyone has their dumb nevr gonna happen theories sooooooo mine is that what if maybe this new hot man of color isnt actually nancy's second love interest destined to die or disappear from this realm??? what if he isnt actually a temperance plant? WHAT IF hes gonna help her break the curse?? like yah he has a crush, who wouldnt? and nancys got eyes, yknow? BUT they never date hes just got an in with magical relics and tristan is just a guy who really wants to be friends with nancy? and actually ships her and ace together?

and maybe im on drugs? but i think i can write a better next episode where tristan and nacy look like theyre dating but theyre just trying to break the curse without anyone knowing cuz they got so mad last time. and like we still get angsty ace for only like half an episode and tristan and nancy break the nace curse and she comes back by minute 19 all tada we can kiss now. and then they all live happily ever after for the next couple of episodes, the end.

#nancy drew #ace [redacted] #nancy drew cw #but like for real why are all the not ace love interests different hot brown guys #like yall coulda picked one and let him have a job for more than a season #also i really like tristan #he showed up with flowers #id like for him to not be a dick #or be done dirty #with a side of fries and a small coke please

[darling-deadest]

if im good can i cockwarm you while you play video games? i promise i’ll only squirm a little

#t4t #t4t nsft #anyone can reblog #t4t nblm #t4t nblnb #t4t mlm #t4t nblw #t4t kink #inspired by the hot guy i play red dead with like sir let me sit on your cock please #in other news i’m collecting a harem who wanna fuck me so bad it makes them look stupid #told one id bite him if he woke me up and he promised to give me the best dick of my life if i did so

[couch-house]

some echidnas and a jackass

#sth #sonic the hedgehog #knuckles the echidna #stc #sonic the comic #fleetway sonic #fleetway knuckles #comics #fanart #id in alt text #i couldnt figure out how to word the comic but like. knuckles remembering things abt his old life is a big deal i think #paint is obviously contextual to each person and this is supposed to be paint that wasn't really For him #but he's exploring roles he couldnt have before since like. it's just him now. #he's testing things out. this is important to him. #and sonic iiisss a dick :) #incapable of being nice #anyway sorry (no im not) for not posting. ive been busy. and recovering from being busy #i had a fun two-page comic idea i might still do. or maybe not. that's a lot of work

[forsworned]

Ghost: “Can you not look at me like that? Please?” Y/N: “Like what?” Ghost: “You either hate me or want to-” Y/N, attempting to flirt: “-Fuck the living daylights out of you? Yeah.” Ghost: “You know, that’s not what I was going to say.”

#i saw this and thought #that's something i would say to him #this reminds me of some post i saw awhile ago and im not sure who it said this #but it was like u know what if i saw price irl id jump on that dick #and honestly too real bestie #incorrect quotes #cod #call of duty #simon riley #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #ghost x y/n

[oifaaa]

Thinking about the rule of three and how if a good writer got ahold of Dick then maybe the next time Dick gets to go full righteous anger on a guy the fucker he's punching doesn't get back up

#dc #dick grayson #nightwing #violence #death #mmm just in case #but yeah like obviously i mean like #the next time dicks beating up a guy #and tims there trying to stop him #idk i just like when dick gets angry angry #id like to see the fall out of dick doing something like this #but only with a good writer #bc you know #do i know #im falling asleep #might delete later #anyway tell me who you think dick should kill #omg be funny if it was tim #cant stop dick if hes the one getting his ass kicked #anyway night all

[danny-chase]

Thinking about how dramatic Bruce is about Dick going to college dndjjdsdndj

Christmas With the Super-Heroes #2

Dick: I'm going to college

Bruce: there is only darkness for me to suffer in, there is no longer light in my life >:(

Dick: I'm dropping out of college

Also Bruce: >:(

#ik in the og comic he was happy about Dick going to college but both this and there's a scene in murderer/fugitive have him feeling so #betrayed #like girl let your emotional support child grow up 😔✊ #id in alt #momo don't look

[pinkhibiscustea]

I have had this in my head for DAYS.

♡

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #ace attorney fanart #dick gumshoe #keisuke itonokogiri #ace attorney investigations #gyakuten kenji #ive been on a drawing kick this weekend when i should be studying like hell for my ap world exam #we ball (or bawl) #i loce him #id kiss both of the men in this picture #i mean what?? who said that #mustve been the wind

[skelekins]

Sans x You Week Day 4 - Free Space

he's got TWO thighs

snaps x u x kelek ;o they both think youre cute

snaps belongs to @didderd

#kelek gonna show off the mans tiddies #god gave him TWO thighs #theres enough space UwU #furniture? nay just put a block #snaps is still in his date-wear so maybe they spotted you while out #kelek do a lick to be a dick #sansxyouweek2023 #>:| i may do all these late but id like to do them #even if i havent thought about the next prompts much #skelekins art #snaps sans #snaps #mylove #myguy #husbonedo #notmyguydidderdsguybutyouknowwhatimean #edit: fixed a couple things #kelek #snaps x kelek

[blackkiwi]

IT’S GIVINGGG SCARAMOuCHE/?? 

hE’S LITERALLY A FUCKING BRAT SO YES HE WOULD DO THIS

#?🍒kiwi talks🍒? #scaramouche smut #scaramouche #this 100% rEAL #i already cooking up smth like this in my drafts ehehhehEHEHEH #yeah that's right #id smash the absolute shit out of him #the real orgin why he didn;t have a soul was bc i sucked his dick so hard frfr #SFHSKHNF #IGNORE ME RN

[valyrra]

I love him

#valyrra screenshots #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat #queue~ #virtual photography #general shao #Shao #cc: shao #❤️ #id let him manhandle the fuck out of me #like dude please #i need his dick

[justanotherhh]

every day i contain my desire to slander lucifer on this blog.

#not as like... anything against the character..... but i think hes a dick and a teeeerrible father first and foremost #waaaay worse than blitzo or stolas #who has a lot of harm to undo but feels like the kinda guy who'd try to coast on being very powerful #until someone - probably charlie - told him to cut it tf out #but. perhaps one day i will unpack all of that more. #in terms of how id like his arc to go in a vague broad sense

[silverwhittlingknife]

Dick + not getting phone calls

1. Bruce makes Jason Robin (Batman 416)

Dick: "It was quite a kick for me to learn about the new Robin in the newspapers."

2. Jason dies (New Titans 55)

Dick: "Bruce never called to tell me what happened to Jason. He didn’t know I was half-way across the universe, but he didn’t even leave a message on my machine. If Danny hadn’t found out... Blast him. Why didn’t he call me?"

3. Bruce picks Jean-Paul Valley as the next Batman (Robin 13)

Dick: "You left Tim alone with a lunatic. The kid could have been killed." Bruce: "There wasn't time." Dick: "No time to pick up a phone? No time to call me? ... I thought there was one guy who'd have faith in me. But when it comes down to the test, you picked someone else to succeed you."

4. Alfred quits after Bruce's back gets broken in Knightfall (Nightwing: Alfred's Return)

Dick: "Bruce didn't send me. I came because I'd like to know why the guy who's been like a father to me suddenly upped and split without a word! Because my best friend has been gone for months - the Bahamas, Antarctica, England - and I didn't even get a call! Not even a postcard!"

5. Donna's son dies (Teen Titans Vol. 2 12)

Wally: "Man, Dick, I'm sorry! I thought for sure she would have called you!" Dick: "Robbie was her world. Why didn't she call? I could have helped. I would have... I'd do anything for her..."

6. Wally's wife miscarries and...it's complicated, but for the purposes of this list you just need to know that he didn't tell Dick or ask him for help (Flash 210)

Dick: "What I said earlier, I didn't mean for it to come out that way. You're my best friend. You have been since we were kids. And after everything you went through, I just wish I was the one you came to for help - instead of Hal."

#dick ''JUST CALL ME AND ASK FOR HELP DAMN IT'' grayson #also dick: *does not pick up his phone when roy keeps calling after donna dies* #*tries to hide and then straight-up run away from tim in the aftermath of blockbuster* #dick grayson #anyway the wally plotline is something else flash comics are bonkers you guys #at wally's 1st wedding his wife gets kidnapped & everyone forgets she exists #later they remember and have an impromptu second wedding! #another time he got replaced by a different Flash from another dimension #and that Flash pretended to be him for a while and was in the Titans and it unnerved Dick who wasn't sure if Wally set it up on purpose #you might be thinking ''come on Dick - Wally would never do that''- but wellllll /probably/ he wouldn't but it's hard to say #after Linda miscarries Wally gets the Specter to mindwipe his secret ID from everybody #but then uh oh Wally forgot too! - but then he remembers! - so he tells Linda so she'll remember! #so she's understandably kinda freaked-out that he messed with her mind albeit w good intentions and she needs some space #and then Wally goes and reminds Clark who he is and then reminds Dick who he is #anyway i feel like Dick's frustration with him here is very legit and so is Linda's though in Wally's defense #he was extremely upset by the Zoom-attack-induced miscarriage #and going to the Specter for help is not *quite* as dumb as it sounds because the Specter used to be the hero Hal Jordan #and Hal Jordan was buddies with Barry Allen the previous Flash #anyway later on there's time chaos and the miscarried twins get born after all!! #so it all works out in the end #anyway my conclusion is that if you had the misfortune to become a speedster you just gotta get used to zany adventures #hoc scripsi

[batcavescolony]

Damian: *grows to 5'7"(170.18 cm)*

Tim: *5'6"(167.64 cm)* I HATE THIS FAMILY!

Stephanie: *5'6.4"(168.66 cm)* hey, tall people and Cass are talking

Cass: *5'5"(165.1 cm)* *pats Tim's head* hush

#these are my height hc their vaguely canon. i think steph is barley a inch taller than tim and never lets him forget it because id be funny #cass gets tall people privilege because she can beat tall people to the ground. she has a no kill rule not no harm she will break your legs #comics #dc comics #tim drake #batman #red robin #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #nightwing #batfam #batfamily #ive done Dick being shorter than Jason ans hating it and now we have Damian and Steph being taller than Tim and him hating it #im 5"11' and i am insufferable about it like jk. my dad is the shortest in our family and we do make fun of him for it #all in love ❤ #stephanie brown #spoiler #batgirl #black bat #orphan #robin #cassandra cain #comics have inconsistent drawn heights so like *hand wavey* this is my canon #timmy is short lol (affectionately) #the batman #gotham #gotham city

[madame-mongoose]

Librarian's robe feels like a big heavy blanket or curtain. Has a fine soft velvety feel. Like running your hands over rabbit fur. Unnaturally warm too. He smells like old books and campfire smoke. There's always an ambiance of crackling fire when near him. Amazing how someone who's entire aesthetic is so soft and comforting, yet his personality is the complete opposite

#like ngl. if he wasnt a massive dick #id snuggle him #itd be relaxing #the librarian #oc stuff #monnie rambles

[tadc-ragatha]

So we know from Jax's line that he also freaked the fuck out when he got transported to the DC. I mean, obvious, but I think it's interesting how he's allowed to panic (or maybe he thinks it was stupid of him to do so?) but when Pomni does it's something to be mocked.

#amy's originals #i can't wait to see him have a breakdown #(/affectionate) #(kind of) #(depends on how bad he really gets) #id like to see his transition from freaking out over being transported to the digital circus to his bullying #i think his behaviour is a coping mechanism #he doesn't want to face reality so he is just a dick to everyone instead #also the line is something like “we've all been there” when Pomni's trying to take off her “headset” #swearing tw #tadc jax #jax tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc

[danny-chase]

Dick "watch this" Grayson

Teen Titans (1966) #10

#this is genuinely very unnecessary too he's just going to go hit a guy he could have rode one #Dick: wait i can use my circus training here #Donna: but like do you need to? #Dick: ...well... no... #Dick: but it's more fun this way #*proceeds to pull a stunt that could kill him if he so much as sneezes at the wrong time* #I'm now thinking about the time he ziplined while on a motorcycle sjdjdjsnsk #a compilation of stupid shit Dick's done on motorcycles would be so funny shshshdj #the vibe change from *I'm doing my best* Dick Grayson to standing on two motorcycles Dick Grayson is top tier #dick grayson #robin #teen titans #id in alt