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lovl3igh · 3 months
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sir, that's your future wife you're talking about, you're gonna hit the wall with a car bc you'll be too busy looking in her pretty eyes, don't make me laugh at you
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bearsbeetsbeskar · 6 months
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thinking about that time my ex found out I was reading mando fic and he called me 'sick in the head for reading this filth and getting more invested in a fictional reality than our relationship'
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naughtyfreckles2121 · 15 days
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Just took a strep test. After the guy looked me straight in my eyes and said nice job, you did awesome and didn't gag at all. I wanted to bust out laughing and tell him I enjoy doing that but I just smiled. 😆
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genxrocker · 1 month
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“It's my intention to be your obsession
It's my obsession to be your addiction” - Slang
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tina-armani · 1 month
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Yes, that's what I do when my emotions become so strong they cannot be expressed by any means other than music... A sleepless night with a bottle of wine and a song is born... Only God knows what this man has given me through his talent and his personality and how he carried and still carries me through difficult times. "Love transcends everything. It's not a song. It's the fucking truth" (c).
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krissy25 · 5 days
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You had me fooled just like everyone else that played me in my past. Thanks for proving me right. That you’re just like all the rest.
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atlafan · 10 months
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he needs a nap STAT
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perths-pandelion · 2 years
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lilislegacy · 1 month
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percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod
literally everyone else’s view of percy:
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counting-stars-gayly · 4 months
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I’m actually LOVING how Rick Riordan, and the other writers of the show, took his initial concept of a Percabeth rivalry fueled by that of their parents and kind of turned it on its head?
Now, instead of Annabeth being wary of Percy because he’s a son of Poseidon, he’s wary of her because she made a callous impression on him. They get off to a rocky start even before finding out who Percy’s father is, and when they finally do, Annabeth doesn’t care. Instead of them fighting because of who their parents are, they’re fighting over their own opposed worldviews.
Then, instead of them arguing over which of the gods is cooler and who was right in the story of Medusa, they realize that, just like Medusa, Annabeth is a victim of her mother and that, unlike Medusa, she is a far kinder and stronger person, unwilling to repeat the cycle of hurt. They realize that, like his father, Percy often acts without considering potential consequences and that, unlike his father, he is a far kinder and stronger person, willing to step up for someone he wronged and whom he cares about.
Instead of Percy and Annabeth’s rivalry being focused on that of their parents, it’s focused on who they are, themselves. But the path to friendship is still the same: a realization that they have each other’s backs, no matter what, because they’re not their parents after all.
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How FNAF movie Mike would learn about Vanny
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cyber-corp · 6 months
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Hey what was with you guys’ obsession with the Onceler from the Lorax movie?? You knew he was like…made up of pure capitalism right??? That he was an allegory for greed??
you knew that, right?
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wellship · 2 months
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I asked for ideas on what to draw for the 20 Year Waltz anniversary & a friend suggested "sanji putting up his hair and zoro looking at him w unrestrained awe and affection" which is not what I ended up doing initially, but. How do you say no, to THAT,
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aarghone · 1 year
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He's just a gunky goopy lil guy
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flamingpudding · 4 months
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You need an adult. - I am an adult!
Danny in human age is an adult. He was a 24 years old adult that only recently started working in the Arospace Department of Wayne Enterprise. Human wise he was by all means an adult, with the paper trail to support it.
The only problem was. His ghost form.
Despite his human side having aged just fine and giving him a fine, build like a Brickhouse, body that came close to Dan's hulking ghost form. His ghost side was still stuck on looking like his fourteen years old self, small and build like a twig. Pandora, Frostbite and Clockwork had tried teaching him how to manipulate his own ectoplasm so he can finally adjust his ghost looks. But so far... that was a skill he has yet to master successfully.
Now, usually, that wouldn't be a problem. But considering he only recently found out two of his bosses also worked with the Justice League who happened to know him as Phantom, it spelled problems.
Because the Justice League was convinced he was a forever 14 years old dead ghost hero who is using one of his many powers to appear like a human adult. He only went human on them like twice for undercover missions. He saw no problem in them knowing about his human half. Ancients all his rogues and the entirety of the Infinite Realms knew of it already anyway.
But you make one to many jokes about deadly situations or act just a bit to childish one to many times with them and you are seen as child forever! Go figure why Danny had so many problems with authority figures is whole life.
They were the once thinking his human half was just another power! He never said it was!
And now here he was, sitting in the office of one of his bosses. Faced with the two of them trying to clear up the misunderstanding of a decade. Ancients they are convinced his paper trail is fake just because Phantom had Tucker on his team. A team that had already established their talents years ago, when they worked with the JL for the first time.
Wait.... why was Bruce Wayne pulling out adoption papers?
I dont need an adult! I am an adult!
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silver-horse · 6 months
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apparently when Astarion is reading the Necromancy of Thay book and he says "No I won't kill them. Well maybe [character name]" the companion he mentions is always the one who has the highest approval with the player (or second highest if he has the highest approval) Lmao He is jealous. I didn't know how this works. I thought it's random but he always said Shadowheart in my game and I never figured out why.
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