#if i do. i will post them obviously dw lmao

[eatingaburrito]

SNOOZE — oscar piastri

summary. in which, everyone finally meets oscar’s new girlfriend—who happens to be a ballerina. (part three)

genre. smau

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you — 2min ago

the queen has arriveeeeeed

come get your queen pls

oscar baby — 1min ago

😂😂

Finally you’re here

Your plane took his sweet time

I was ready to join you in the sky bro

you — 0.59s ago

LMAOO WHAT

stop being obsessed with me 🙄

im collecting the luggage !!!!!!!!!

oscar baby — 0.53s ago

Be careful pls

I hate the fact that I couldn’t come pick you up at airport

Lando and I tried to convince them but we kind of failed

you — 0.45s ago

dw the other man of my life is coming to pick me up

oscar baby — 0.36s ago

I’m the only man of your life

Stop tripping

you — 0.32s ago

you’re spending too much time w lando

you start speaking like him

give me my sweet oscar back ☹️☹️☹️☹️

oscar baby — 0.28s ago

I’m still sweet my love

I got you a surprise

you — 0.25s ago

REALLY ????????????????

i think i’m in love w you

oscar baby — 0.21s ago

I think too

You’re good ?

you — 0.19s ago

uuuuh ill be good if random people weren’t trying to get pictures of me

like

for what ????

WAIT BRUH

SOME RANDOM GIRL IS NOT EVEN HIDING HERSELF SHES LITERALLY TAKING PICTURES OF MY BIG ASS FACE ????????????

ok i literally ran away

oscar baby — 0.15s ago

Wtf ? What are they doing ?

This is starting to get on my nerves

Why did I even asked the staff for permission, I should’ve picked you up that’s all

you — 0.12s ago

no no no

im good baby don’t worry about me

people are weird everyday !!!!!

oscar baby — 0.9s ago

That’s not helping but okay baby

Please just get to [Your best friend’s name]’s car safely

you — 0.7s ago

dw im already outside the airport

oh

wait

do you think there is a celebrity or something that is coming out the airport ????

bc there’s literally tons of paparazzi out there

um wait a damn second

WHY R THEY SCREAMING MY NAME WTF IM NOT SELENA GOMEZ

oscar baby — 0.6s ago

Oh shit

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yourusername (if we ignore the fact that my big ass face is trending on twitter) im happy to be home 🤍

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oscarpiastri And by home, she means me

yourusername obviously 🙄

landonorris can’t even breath next to oscar she’s hugging him like a koala

yourusername you see him everyday bro don’t get on my nerves

landonorris you scare me so yes

user THE PAPARAZZI PICS PLS ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

user you literally flipped them off 😂😂😂

yourusername they were starting to get on my nerves bruh

user queen

user omg finally the return of yourname and oscar’s pictures 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

danielricciardo 😂😂

yourusername stop laughing

danielricciardo Ok Lord Farquaad

yourusername if we don’t fight at the next race i don’t understand

user OMG YOURNAME IS COMING TO THE NEXT RACE

landonorris LMAO I JUST SAW THE LADY’S VIDEO ON TWITTER

yourusername she literally zoomed on my pimples wtf ????????????????

lilymhe i wanna become bestie w you

yourbestfriend you’re not stealing my place ❗️❗️

lilymhe please ☹️

yourbestfriend how much would you pay

lilymhe can i pay you w food ?

yourbestfriend you BETTER pay me w food

user can we just stop and talk about the beauty of this woman

user like why are you being so gorgeous and for what reasons

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mclaren We missed your health walks in the paddock ! 😂🧡

yourusername i missed you too admin

oscarpiastri and yourusername posted new stories !

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[astrxealis]

realizing rn that i haven't like. i vv much want to ramble abt wmtsb's themes and all and the stories/backgrounds of the characters (esp lucilius & belial, bubs & lucifer & lucio & sandy)

#the thing is that i obviously don't agree w what lucilius wanted to do but i vv much can understand him? bcs i mean. the whole concept of #free will ... but yeah what he wanted to do is vv much No JDHWJDN belial is a very fascinating character too even w his many innuendos #i have many thoughts ... one day i will ramble (in discord tho eishdowhod in my and lune's rambling thread LOL) #⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #and also in my notes #i want to make my thoughts on this understandable for possibly. posting ??? #bcs usually theyre almost as if only I can understand them HELWIWIWI #⋯ ꒰ა gbf ໒꒱ *·˚ #beelzubub's song existence really speaks out to me #i mean. itd be cocnerning if i cld say i relate so dw i dont LMAO but i understand where he comes from #idk man i just like reading into these kind of things a lot #also theres a certain similarity w g'raha sandy dima akechi akira ... aka all my top faves #i wld vv much like to talk abt that sometime too but most likely in my notes bcs #all of them have IMMENSE spoilers OFHEIDBWK legit some of the most important characters in their media #✩.saved

[kasonkodd]

more jayroy because everyone seemed to love my first one hehe hoho

ok so i have my own little canon of the whole batman timeline that ill… probably make a dif post about cause.. boy is it a lot. i know the basics timeline of how everything came to be but since I dont know all of it, i hc’d and filled in some gaps! (im SO able to adjust to real canon- i wont be a lil whiner if anything i made up doesnt fit or make sense. FEEL FREE TO EDUCATE ME… nicely.)

ALRIGHT soOO the reason I say all that is bc i feel like at one point, BABY Jay and Dick became close. I KNOOOOW I KNOW in the comics they had NNNOTHING to do with each other.. but like. imagine how cute???

so one day, Dick comes over to the manor with the intention of scooping his baby brother up. Maybe they were planning on getting a bite to eat somewhere. But then, Dick kinda springs on the idea of Jason maybe coming over to meet the titans! and at this point, I think hes with Cyborgggg, Starfiiireeee… Raven, BB.. YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE. anyway. So Jay, oF COURSE, agrees because??? meeting Dicks team??? thats the coolest thing ever?? SO they grab their food then head over to the tower and on that day… Roy decided to show up…

now PAUSE. I know this is wack aging.. bbbut I put a lot of time and brain energy into making sure this makes sense. in current day. dick is 22 and jason is 19 (i think this is WFA logic but…) so back then.. jason was like roughly 13 making Dick 16ish?? so ROY being a bit older than both of them, would be aaabbbooout imma saaay 18? ok cool ya lets go with that.

resume. jason sees roy and is all woh!! awooga!! who is this handsome stud!!!??? and roy OBVIOUSLY doesn’t entertain this tiny baby puppy crush because?? thats a child. LMAO. Roy shows ZERO interest back. i need that to be VERY VVVERRRY clear. NONE. NO INTEREST. Dick sees this and teases Jason- which Jason protests that he doesn’t like roy like that cus ew!!! liking someone!!?? gross!!!

fast forward to like- Jason coming baaack, settling in as himself and red hood.. yknow. he already has done some team-ups with the bats,, eventually he has to do one with Arsenal.

this is the first time they’ve interacted since Jays been back. Roy’s got word of Red Hood- Jason Todd, being alive and… kinda well. at first Hood was scary, intimidating, rough and kinda mean? but once they got into that hotel room they had to have because they were outta town, he got to see Jason all soft and not as scary. and truthfully? He liked it a lot. He found more and more reasons to spend time with Jay.. have team ups and missions..

then, outlaws happened and those two were together almost 24/7. They were kicking ass- and this opportunity lead to them getting to actually know each other a loooot better. Roy found himself swooning. Jason was witty, charming and so funny.. not to mention how HANDSOME he was. he felt dumb. this was dicks little brother,, he couldn’t like him? thats weird right? though.. Jay was an adult who can make his own adult decisions on if he wanted to date Roy or not… and truthfully, Jay seemed a to still be a little into him... So, jokingly, one night- the two were doing their annual playful banter and in the middle Roy decided to pull that, “You wanna kiss me so bad.” card and. Yea. Maybe they DID end up making out… and lead to more… (kori was out dw, she didn’t witness this)

from there, Roys little feelings kept growing.. and even Jasons. Jay was completely head over heels. He felt like a moron- as if his puppy crush from years prior was clawing its way back…. but every meet up, every hotel room- every trope where there was one bed… every ki..kiss.. every.. naked cuddle-

LORD!!! What were they DOING. Even if it hurt to think this, Jay assumed they were just fuck buddies. He didn’t think Roy even liked him any other way.. but HOOOO did Roy want something more. and eventually, he brought it up. he asked what they were.. jason was like YOU TELL ME??? but then they had a serious talk and by the end of it? they were boyfriends EEEE!!!

then… the domestication began… but thats for another time UH WINK.

#dc comics #dceu #dcmultiverse #batfam #dc #dc batman #dc universe #jason todd #jason todd needs a hug #jason peter todd #red hood #roy harper #arsenal #jayroy #royjay #robin!jason #dick grayson #nightwing #dc robin

[starssecret]

Here are my skeletons for Bad reset Best outcome! :D

Hey! I have more information out now about them and their partners!

Loved doing these so much <3 I wanted to give them unique nicknames as well as outfits (tho some just fit like originally- Sans lol)

I tried to make it so all their names match Y/N in someway! Or would be like a nickname their S/O would call them.

(and dw I’ll post about Y/N next lol)

under the cut for more info!

So left to right- top to bottom we have

Meteorite and Rocket for Classic UT

Lucky and Bee for Underswap

Shadow and Knight for Underfell

Chardonnay and Silver for Swapfell

Pumpkin and Muffin for Horrortale

(Pinot) Noir and (Coffee) Bean for FellSwapGold

UT:

Y’all I think we’re sleeping on giving classic sans space themed names- like you’re telling me this man is ND and loves space and wouldn’t name himself smth Sciencey or space themed? Wrong lol.

As for Rocket- I was trying to think of smth to match sunshine, and I thought about smth like Sky- but thought Rocket and just yes lol

US:

Finding a matching name to match Lucky’s S/O was so hard lol- but I like how it works now :] Also Lucky's and Rocket's outfits are SO GOOD imo lol I like how sporty they are- but still fit their character you know?

Bee was pretty easy though lol, his S/O's nickname is Hunny, so Bee followed naturally lol and he's just cute let's be honest <3 ALSO it's a little hard to see- but he has a tooth gap in his front two teeth <3 the upper half lol I just had too- too cute to pass up <3

UF:

SHADOW- Ok so his S/O is Doll, so obvs I was drawing blanks, but I saw a website list Shadow as a nickname for a boyfriend... and spent 20 mins laughing my ass off about it. And nothing else worked better so I kept it lol. 10/10 name- I think Y/N deserves to call him Shadow the hedgehog all they like lol

Knight was easy lol- design and name wise. I already knew his S/O’s name was Prince/ss (depends on gender lol- and if you don’t like either of those just a neutral Royal title lol) so every good Royal person has a knight in shingling armor- so Knight it was lol.

SF:

Chardonnay- Ok I'll be the first to admit, I didn't originally plan on adding Noir when I started (More commonly Wine) so I was cool giving a wine name to Chardonnay and now there are two lmao. But I think Chardonnay is good for SF sans, Also his clothes? 20/10 in love.

Silver- ugh poor Silver, I'm gonna make him relive his trauma :[ but he was an addict underground, and was clean above, but now he's thrown back in the middle of it. So not happy :[ I chose silver as him name since everyone always names him after like money and such, and to semi-match Angel his S/O

HT:

Angst angst angst, Pumpkin! Took forever to decide on his name. His S/O is Lamb, so I almost went with smth like Steak, Bull, or Beast but I didn't like those. But remembered about calling people Pumpkin and fell in love <3 I would so call him that lol Also the handmade stitches in his clothes to repair them <333

ANGST ANGST ANGST, Muffin! Is so baby nil <333 Obviously an adult, but so soft and sweet. He tries so hard, tho- his poor S/O Sugar- well- you'll see soon lol. But Muffin and Sugar just felt right lol <3

FSG:

Ok I think I need to explain myself a little here lol. So his name is (Pinot) Noir, meaning his full name is Pinot Noir like the red wine, but he just goes by Noir. But I didn't want Noir on it's own without the wine context lol. So he's got like two nicknames lol. He's super classy tho lol, I almost put him in a suit but I decided that was too much- so I settled for vest and dress shirt lol.

Same for (Coffee) Bean, I kind of wanted to just keep Coffee, but I re-did everyone else so I had too T~T But I wanted them all drink themed lol. His S/O is Cocoa lol so they both match on theme <3 But also- if you call 'em Bean you could get away with calling him a Beanie Baby, so win! lmao

But yeah! These are the boys! Y/N designs soon to follow! :D

#ut au #bad reset best outcome #tw smoking #undertale #Underswap #Underfell #Swapfell #Horrortale #Fellswapgold #:] so excited to share this with all of y'all lol

[chthonicgodling]

long rambly post incoming💞 had been handed the perfect avenue to find out fast exactly how ~quirky the TaKi baby is: Hecate examining Loki and kindly asking if he wanted her to divine out the nature of said baby-or-babies

me being very eager to reveal The Surprise™ vibrating OoC VERSUS me also absolutely needing to stay In Character when allowing our lil guys to make decisions fgkfkg. of COURSE the latter won and obviously this didn’t happen,

Loki’s twitchy as hell around all his pregnancies, it is a shocking miracle that he hasn’t fully vanished from the second they knocked him up even after promising them he wasn’t going to. sure this is because (SELF ADMITTED IN WORDS LMAO) in the end ✨lust has won out over anxiety✨ but he IS still twitchy and he IS still cagey and that’s coming across in, literally now the only people he’s been letting touch him/near him has been ONLY Maci and Tory - again, a shocking miracle ; he also has not told anyone else he’s pregnant yet!!!

this is the part where I admit to you all again (I said this in that other pregnancy trope post here) that this aaaalllllll is a thinly veiled excuse to create angst really 💞 specifically if he doesn’t come out of this having cried a million times then I haven’t done my job. Actually allow me to quote MYSELF from when I was vagueposting about figuring out a way to make him have a Taci baby back in NOVEMBER before FENIXE BEAT ME TO IT ahemmmm from the beginning I have said;;

…I can’t make Loki do a plot right now cause he keeps climbing past my schemes to climb on top of Maci and Tory and I can’t stop him 😔 Like ok fine just keep doing that I guess! I’m still gonna make you cry no matter how long you try to stall!!

so!! SOOOooO!!!

so this is all fun and games and Loki agreed to let Hecate come by in desperation wrt unbearable morning sickness that Maci and Tory refused to let him just suffer through (and also Hecate can be persuaded to take commission for fun sex curses which Loki was more intrigued by than her involvement for any other LEGITIMATE reason lmfao) but!! there was real anxiety spiked when she offered to magic-look at the baby. well it’s not any of your business I don’t see why it should matter what shape the baby is!! why what are you all going to do to it if it’s not a shape you prefer??? h ey whoa Loki calm down you’re suddenly shaking?????

:( ah

it’s fine happy ending (Maci and Tory pet him until he pulled himself together and she of course immediately did back off) but

oh. yes. more of this.,,,,,,, oh sure this whole thing is Sexy and Cute and Fun and Hot and ✨yayayay new babies✨ (nothing willl happen to baby-or-babies dw!!) but —

make no mistake it has all come upon me for a very specific purpose. and I will force this emotional vulnerability upon him (& dump him upon Maci/Tory) if he it kills me hhhHH-

#LOUDER AND WITH GUSTO IF HE DOESNT CRY ONE MILLION TIMES I HAVENT DONE MY JOOOBBBBBBBB #it’s really not hard as tough of a facade he puts on this is Loki ‘Wet Eyes’ L*ufeyson we’re talking about #oc talk #Taki fuego #long post // #is this technically an- #Elysium drama update #??hm maybe!!

[miniimapp]

A-Z Fluff (Robaire Edition)

Gen ;; Fluff - Alphabet Headcanons

Warnings ;; Nada

Proofread + Edited ;; lol

Auth. Note ;; WELCOME TO DAY 21 OF THE 4*TOWN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN !! TODAY'S THE DAY, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !!

This is the first of many posts tonight, so please go check out the advent calendar pinned to my page for each day's post :DD

Enjoy !! <3

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A = Activities (What kind of things do you do?)

He loves to sing for you and show what he's working on,, but Ro's a workaholic so try to steer activities away from work stuff and keep it purely for fun

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

Yes,, when Robaire's older and feels more stable in his career he definitely wants kids

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

Be ready for som serious spooning,, Ro prefers to be big spoon but whatever you want he'll try out so dw lmao

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

Romantic,, probably candlelit.. Robaire wants you to feel wanted and loved when you're with him so he goes above and beyond no matter what you do, whether it's a simple night in or a fancy restaurant

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world)

You are his heart

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

The first time you came to support him at one of 4*TOWN's concerts.. it really meant the world to him to know that you support him and his dreams

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

V gentle,, unless you ask otherwise ;DD

Kidding,, Ro treats you very gently, he's passionate, obviously, but he holds you and treats you gently

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

He likes to be as close as possible at all time,, he'll interlock you finger and your arms yknow lmao

I = Injury (How would they react if you got hurt?)

He's calm on the outside,, utterly panicking on the inside

Jesse will have to be called or Robaire will consult wikihow.. ://

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

No,, he's secure in your relationship and trusts you completely

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

It's incredibly tempting to just put French kiss and be done with it,, I'd say he's quite chaste, a simple press of the lips unless he gets your explicit consent to anything more

Robaire initiated your first kiss,, it was on a date as he was walking you home and he just really wanted to kiss you so, so he asked, you said yes and he did

L = Love (Who says I love you first?)

You did,, after one of his concerts where he had basically a dedicated speech to "a special staff member" (you) who really helped "the band" (him) through tough times, twas cute

M = Memory (What's their favourite memory together?)

Seeing you in the crowd for the first time at the first concert of theirs that you went to,, truly gave him a whole new burst of energy lmao

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Anything you desire shall be yours,, my dear..

He tends to buy flowers and chocolates unless you ask for something specific, but the bouquets will always have meaning so grab that flower language dictionary babe

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

Red,, for love and passion

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

Mon amour, mon chéri, ange

Babe, angle, love, sweetheart, baby

Q= Questions (What are the questions they’re always asking?)

"Do you need anything ??"

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

Slow dance with you to old love songs that his mum and dad used to dance to <3

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

For others,, he'll sit them down and ask if they wanna talk. If they do,, he'll listen and offer advice he think will help. If they don't,, he'll ask what they want to do and let them pick what works best for them.

For himself,, he wants to be with someone, whether it's him talking about why he's upset or something else entirely, or whether they just sit and listen to music and brood

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

Work,, don't let him talk about it for too long in his free time.

Ro also likes to gossip about weird company drama which doesn't count as work talk and we all know that lmao

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

Self care day,, face masks, music, being with people he loves, retail therapy, the whole shebang

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

He'd propose 1+ year/s into the relationship in a romantic location,, ideally one that means a lot to you both

Robaire would use his mother's engagement ring (that she gave him) and propose after singing a song he wrote for you and only you,, he'd never sing it for anyone else

X = Xylophone (What's their song?)

It's Gonna Be Me - *NSYNC

Y = Yearning (How well do they cope when they’re separated from their S/O?)

He copes fairly well but misses you a colossal amount,, Ro will reach out whenever he's got the spare time and face time for as long as possible

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

Mans just really wants a cat

#4town christmas countdown #4town headcanons #4town robaire #4town #4town robaire x reader #4town x reader #x reader

[jamiscrazy4krerdly]

Awesome swag new pfp = not being terrified of social media for a day yay. Everyday I suffer from the looming fear of not doing the Demigirl Catti with Ghoul Neos community justice when I am the only member of the Demigirl Catti with Ghoul Neos community </3. Can guarantee ghoul will play a humongous ginormous gargantuan part in both of my AUs that I’m working soooooo hard on!!! “I thought this was a Krerdly blog??” Sorry not sorry, get Catti namedrop jumpscared. BOO!! (Dw, the gamers still get to be the main characters or whatevsss.)

(Tysm @solasaich for the amazingest Kris ever!! I experience a little more gender envy towards them every passing day.)

Pogress (pog progress) report: shitting my pants. Favorite written down thought: “is this foreshadowing or foreshitting?” (I had a crisis about something inconsequential the day I’m writing this except I’m writing this at midnight so it was technically yesterday!!!) I will be very lucky if even one of my stuffs gets done before the end of the year. But Gamers… I am totally writing Demiromantic Kris so good it is insane; the Krerdly nation is LOSING for one of my AUs lets fucking gooo. (I’ll make dedicated posts about them EVENTUALLY!! Pinky promise. Cutting off my pinky.)

Alsooo, I learned how I like to write Ralsei so I can’t wait to put him in the spotlight for one of my fics!! Aaand then pretend he doesn’t exist for the other, sorry. My ability to sideline characters is unparalleled!! (RIP Asriel LMAO)

ALSO also I’m making a Deltarune Personality quiz on UQuiz maybe. 7 Results, 10 (?) Really Dumb Questions (so far). I color coded the assigned points for individual answers to individual questions and it made me happy. (Susie is ourple)

Ok ok ok I need to write this somewhere so now is a good time as ever: I am so MAD at myself for not putting my silly little tags in my latest ao3 fic >:( idc if it was improper or whatever the hell I should’ve been able to put #successfully-injected-20-ounces-of-silliness-into-Kris WITHOUT FEELING BAD!! I even decided NOT to mention how I think Kris (and all non-binary people for that matter) should totally one-bajillion-percent be allowed to have boobs without being ridiculed for it. The many shapes of our little flesh vessels are obviously not inherently indicative of our gender identity at all and I had the perfect opportunity to state that fact in the notes section but I DIDNT because Kris wearing a binder is part of their character and story that I’ve crafted for them and I wanted to address it properly in another future fic but it’s such a MINOR THING and won’t be this super dramatic factor that’s the center point of an entire fic like I made it out to be like WHY was I so lame and didn’t take a stance on that when I had the chanceee?? UGH!!!

Speaking of fics!! So far I’ve posted one for Christmas and Valentines, right? Well besides my draft for New Years it recently dawned on me that I still need to make one for Halloween and I’ve never written horror before (besides some stupid spontaneous one-off paragraph comment for a yaoi on wattpad IDK what 12 year old me was thinking) so YEAH idk I guess I’ll try my best, I have a couple good ideas?? If push comes to shove I can always revert to “ice cream cake full of fluff with an acidic slice of plot on the cutting knife” or some bullcrap.

Ok enough thinking, I’ve already had to do soooo much that while trying to think of a new nickname for Kris every single fic. I’ve brainstormed some real bologna, but I AM proud of the one I came up for my Deltadungeon AU! Title pending…

THIS bullet point is is dumb but… does anyone play Roblox? Yes? Ok, follow-up question: do you know what Doodle World is? It’s like the bestest pocket monster game on the site. Basically I’m forming a Deltarune theme team consisting of Kris Berdly Susie Noelle Catti and Jockington and if I record some good battles with my trashy theme team I might post them somewhere somehow idk lol but it’d be funny. I cannot WAIT for nothing to come of this.

I saw someone say they HATE Kriselle (on pintrest of all places) and since I’m a multi-shipper AND a certified hater I’m dedicating this paragraph to be a meanie to that person specifically. They are THE childhood friends to lovers!! Noelle watches in abject horror as Kris puts every shape in the square hole. Kris shows off their blades and Noelle tells them blades are for skatin’ and calls them a dingus. Noelle chases after the knight and Kris screams “GIRLFRIEND, STOP, GET BACK IN THE CARRGRHG” while she goes “youuuu come back here” and tackles the knight to the ground, knocking the helmet off and revealing Berdly underneath. Just thought I’d let you all know!!

Ok but honestly I’ve been sooo obsessed with Catti and Ralsei interactions. I have a vivid image in my head of Kris setting ghoul up on a date with an alleged “Prince of the Dark” and then Catti sees this sweet fidgety guy in bright colors and flowy clothing and ghoul’s like “figures” and it PROBABLY doesn’t work out if we’re being realistic but I’m holding out hope!! Rise up, Catsei (Ralti?) shippers!!

Ok gamers as a treat for putting up with me this far I present to you with a scenario: Kris and Berdly on a cloud-watching picnic date with a basket and flowers laying on a blanket except NEITHER of them are actually cloud-watching get epicly pranked!! Berdly’s on his 3DS playing Mii Plaza while Kris is letting bugs crawl on them and thriving. That’s so cool I almost can’t believe that it’s real. Everybody look forward to my upcoming fic based entirely around this idea titled “Kicking Back (A Green Shell)!” /j

Anyway for Halloween Krerdly is Waluaisy while Suselle is Bowigi you’re all WELCOME!!

#let xem cook… #btw Catti is the knight the angel the prince from the dark and gaster #WHY DID YOU LET XEM COOK???

[juyomiao]

NAURRR I FORGOT TO SCREENSHOT THE NOTIFICATION💔 but tumblr was being saur cute sisbissnks it was like

juyomiao has posted

we noticed they're one if your favorites❤️

or smthn along the lines of that and ACK IT WAS SAUR CUTE PLS JSBKSNSKSKA-

anyways idk if u can answer the first one but it's still cool hshshshs

✩ do you have/ can you give some not-so-spoiler spoilers for o.o? (hahajahs u made me obsessed w this and im not complaining)

★ your mtl biased member in cravity? (just ur preferences, u may put reasoning if u want :] )

✩ fav/recommended tbz songs? (im really planning on stanning they seem fun ajajasjs)

★ *IF* w1 is really pursuing with the greek mythology shit, which god/goddess (there's a possibility) do you think bin is going to be? (and state ur reasons hshs)

omg tumblr being cute (unexpected)

☆ uhhhh idk how to give spoilers without spoiling everything so all i can say is what i alr said : its getting more angsty bc i like being cruel n ruining things 🤭 BUT dw it will have a happy ending and the funny elements of the fic r not going anywhere bc thats still the most important part to me

★ okay omg this is hard wait

disclaimer ofc i love all the members

minhee : he was my bias in x1 too so even when i didnt rlly stan cravity i still considered him my cravity bias lmao hes also the proof i have a 'type' when biasing idols bc . the minhee - younghoon - sunghoon trinity explains a lot abt it

serim : he was the reason i got more interested in cravity bc i was watching a cravity park episode n realized how fine he was so ,, yeah . kind of surprising bc he was one of the two members i didnt rlly know abt before stanning (i knew minhee hyeongjun wonjin n jungmo bc of produce n knew seongmin taeyoung n allen bc ppl talk abt them a lot) but im so insane abt him to the point something i said after seeing one of his pics became an inside joke in my friend group

seongmin : my bbg hes so cute n pretty n soft n i love his voice so much . n lately i've been wanting to eat him too .

hyeongjun : ofc knew him bc of x1/pdx n already loved him back then but now even more . in the nicest way possible hes insane hes not normal but thats exactly why i love him

this is where it gets more complicated bc i cant rlly rank them ? like probably woobin n then jungmo wonjin n allen more or less on the same level ?? like even i would expect jungmo n wonjin to be higher but . heres a fun fact‼️i watched produce without subtitles ! so i remember little to nothing abt it n had no idea what was going on ⅔ of the time !! bc i used to watch it when they livestreamed it on youtube n then was too lazy to go look for the subbed ep ,, then i got more attached to minhee n hyeongjun bc they were in x1 obviously

that was so long im sorry but u cant give me a perfect opportunity to infodump abt my special interest / hyperfixation n . expect me not to do it

☆ OHHHH OKAY so idk what music u like more so this list might be a bit questionable bc i like everything even noise music . but i'll focus on b-sides !!

walkin in time , only one (obviously , the queen who inspired my fic title) , melting heart , l.o.u , text me back , daydream , espionage , shake you down , scar , salty , goodbye , checkmate , shine shine , insanity , prism , kiss me if you can , hush , kingdom come (i'll never get tired of saying it , tbz were robbed on that bitchass show FUCK MNET) drink it , out of control , nightmares , merry bad ending , hypnotized , russian roulette , one dance , sweet , c.o.d.e , survive the night , levitating , awake , savior

tbz's entire discography is honestly perfect have fun stanning them u wont regret it‼️‼️

★ honestly idk😭😭 when i was younger (n we r talking abt 5yo until 14yo so it was . a while) i was sooo obsessed with greek mythology but my brain just . wiped all that information away😭 so i genuinely dont know

#☆ free speech corner

[lorillee]

dw about not being here much though it's always cool to see your posts! any thoughts on the last few chapters (vegapunk??)?

yea 😔 ive been having Mental Illness Momence recently and sometimes you just want to drop off the face of the earth yknow LMAO

discussion of recent chapters below the cut

anyways. as im sure you can imagine i was crushed about carrot not showing up on the ship but like whatever. whatever its fine (<- complete lie ill be bitter about carrot for ever and ever). that ASIDE

WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we got. TWO NEW FEMALE MARINES. TASHIGI & STUSSY ARE BACK. BONNEY IS HERE. also i am in LOVE with lilith she is so cute

also ROBIN HYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROBIN GETTING SOME RESPECT FINALLY

frankly given the sheer concentration of female characters + heart pirates genderbend. i am absolutely convinced that after wano oda just really wanted to draw some boobs (cuz the kimonos flattened out the womens' chests). thats my theory.

anwyays its FINALLY been confirmed that kuma is bonney's dad so i am excited to see where we go with this. realistically vegapunk is gonna get out of the consequences of his (their?) actions despite the fact that they have killed millions of people through their inventions and significantly aided the world government in their horrific policies and ruined so many lives and so on and so forth. but whatever

incredible jinbe outfit . this is what he was meant for, frankly

bepo

side note but i love how law infringes on several of the blackbeard pirates' devil fruit abilities because the op op no mi is worlds most overpowered fruit. actually im going to show everybody the wiki page on his fruit because its so so funny

he can even infringe on burgess' fruit because he can literlaly lift anything within his room. its incredible. godspeed law

speaking of, im very interested to see how his fight with blackbeard is going to go. because obviously blackbeard cant lose, and we cant show it on screen because we need to save all of blackbeards sweet epic movies for his fight with luffy, and blackbeard also needs to get law's poneglyph rubbings. but also oda cant kill law becuase. law is law. you cant just kill him. and this is one piece aka the series in which nobody dies ever at all. but also if blackbeard takes law's fruit and gives it to somebody then we can use the eternal youth surgery for something without killing law, but it also would appear to me that you have to kill somebody to take their fruit. so who knows!! i sure dont. trying to predict oda is a fool's errand and i have better things to do with my time.

also pudding AND aokiji becoming relevant again ?!?!?! HUGE win for tumblr user lorillee. i want to see them again so bad please please oda let me see them.

also this is an incredible trio. im also obsessed with the dynamics of this mini group (aka jinbe babysitting these three morons) . its incredible. 11/10 im so excited to see more of them

i am SO curious as to why the world government has decided to off their single competent employee. and also why they're returning seraphim kuma to egghead (possibly as a guard?). lucci wonders if this has anything to do with lulusia but im not sure if thats a red herring on oda's part. i havent the faintest clue

anyways i think thats the majority of my thoughts on the most recent developments?

#also THANK YOU FOR ASKING 💖💖💖 #ask #anon #one piece

[psychelis-new]

Hi, lys, i’m here again :)

I’d love to ask about two dreams that i had, if you don’t mind.

In the first dream, i was looking into the mirror i think and i was touching my hair, it looked very curly (my natural is coily but at the moment it doesn’t really have a pattern). It looked nice, in a way that when i woke up i said “i wish my hair looked like that!”. I was wondering if you knew what’s the spiritual message of hair in dreams because it’s not the first time that i’m looking into a mirror and my attention is being brought to my hair.

~

the second dream is something totally different. so basically i dreamt about a tea leaf card ( i don’t know if you are familiar with them but they’re used in readings), i turned it around and it had a month on it. so when i woke up i said to myself “this is just my subconscious doing subconscious things, it can’t have a deeper meaning” but then the same day a reader that i follow posted a reading titled “most important months of 2024 for you” so that obviously caught my attention and when i clicked on the third group, she mentioned the month i had dreamed about and what it would bring. the reading was positive, but the thing is that it’s not the first time i dream of a month/ season and then it arrives and nothing significant happens. also, i feel like every time i ask for clarification from my guides i don’t really get it so i find it weird that this time i had a dream and right after i was shown this reading. it just feel too /easy/, if you know what i mean. it feels weird lmao.

rather that just having an interpretation of this dream, i’d also love to know if you have had similar experience and how it things unfolded for you after that? :3

Hello! (Got the other ask as well, dw! I'm just too lazy to screenshot and add it lol, sorry)

Hair in dreams can have different meanings according on what you dowith them, how they look (short/long, curly/straight, soft/intricated... also the color) and how you feel. Seeing that usually you look at yourself in the mirror, could be that you're asked to do some self reflection over something that has happened, or maybe on repressed emotions of yours or... to acknowledge your self worth and express yourself, to let go of trying to fulfill others' desires and just be you, cause you can be that confident in you. Mostly I believe it's a sign of checking what is not working (emotionally, what is stressing/hurting) and nurture yourself.

Yeah I know of tea leaf cards. I don't use them but I have seen them being used! This is not really an interpretation you're asking for, but just an opinion Ig? :) Anyway imo when we dream of dates/months, it depends on what the dream is about. Sometimes, as when we see them in readings, they're not to be taken as per se (not to mention in pacs they may not be for us, but you know this better than me). I mean, at times there's a different meaning to them for us personally eg. December is the ending month of the year, could also mean an ending is approaching. It's also the month of Christmas (if it's related to your culture ofc) so maybe there may be a gift or you may be feeling more cozy during that time or spend more time with dear ones... Another thing to take into consideration is that we may also need to stay in a matching energy for that something to happen in that month/date. Again, depending on what it is about, we may go through trials or fallbacks in our healing path and the "something" may not happen at that specific time cause we have changed our energy (maybe when we dreamt of it, we were in another mental/emotional/energetic situation). Since dreams are very intimate and personal (we get downloads/infos strictly for us and from us), it doesn't mean it won't happen anymore and we lost our chance, it means it has been postponed to when we will be ready again. Especially if it's something that still matches our path. (Basically, as in readings, we do have the power to make our path anyway, and the dates we come across through it should not be taken as "expiring dates"). Other times, those dreams can be real predictions. Especially if you get more similarly-themed dreams, at least for what it concerns my personal experience. It's like they show you a path and support you until you take the right action and make it happen (trust your guts on this). This is my experience: on December 2022 I got some kind of confusing news and it gave me huge stress. I think... yes in January 2023 I got a dream in which I dreamt of a specific date (March 8th). I don't dream of dates very often so that kinda stood out but for the "wrong" matter: the dream was about a slightly stressing situation in my life (unrelated to the one I discovered in December) solving by chance (I waited but nothing happened about it on that date. Still...). In between February 2023 (I don't remember when exactly) I started having recurring dreams about a blonde woman helping me solve a situation. I got like 3 dreams in 4-5 close nights, two of them were on following nights. Everytime the issue I was having was different, but everytime it was a blonde woman coming to give me support and a solution. Long story short: a couple of days after the last dream or so, I decided to make a phone call and I got an appointment for March 8th (but I honestly had forgot about the first dream at that point: I remembered and connected the dots months after it was all done!). On that date a blonde woman literally helped me out and relieved my big stress. :) For how I see it, the situation I dreamt of in January was just a sample still pretty unclear in my unconscious, and all of the dreams were there from my Guides to suggest me: it'll be fine, dw. Just do what you know you have to do and can do.

I totally understand that you may feel a bit "weird" (that's not the word for the emotion I was searching but yeah, let's keep that). Try to stay positive but do not let the expectations do it all (at times we may wait so much for a date and get disappointed, especially if we have moved in the previous months just waiting for that date "to free us" or to just make it all better. Or for a specific event that wasn't the one supposed to happen anyway in the first place). And I mean not in a way "Do not believe it", but as in acknowledge it, be thankful, stay hopeful, but focus on you and on your path, on what you can actually do too to get there. I'm sure further infos will come for you, be patient. And remember not all the times things go the same way: this is exactly what ruins/blocks us in life too. We base ourselves on how things went in the past (especially if they went "bad/not as expected"), and so when things seem to repeat similarly, we don't trust them to go any differently. Not even if we're shown more proofs (but that's human: we're trying to defend ourselves from the pain of being let down once again -especially if we have been let down/abandoned a lot in life-. But maybe... we can try anyway? Maybe it's all about changing perspective, staying more open to the possibilities).

Best of lucks! Take care<3

#. #dreams #dreams interpretations

[osleaf]

 IF  I  MET  HER  AGAIN   . . .   I  WOULD  ABSOLUTELY  KNOW  IT.      #osleaf :     a  private  and  very  selective  muse testing blog  for  clara  oswald.     headcanon  based ,    with  a  heavy  focus  on  her  post-show ,     doctor clara  arc.     adored  by  ash ,     they / them ,    24. carrd tbd if i stick with this blog , temp rules and interpretation notes under the cut.

a study in : humanity , adventure , longing , hubris , over-indulgence , the fates , two hearts becoming one , the love of life , and the eternal yearning for more.

1. general rp rules apply. just don't be a gross hateful dingus !!

2. my clara is headcanon based: i rewatched dw semi recently but my memory is quite shit , and i've been a big big clara oswald stan for several years now , welcome to blorbo from my show from my mind<3

3. i intend to focus heavily on clara's post-show canon on this blog , in which she has her own tardis she disguises as a diner , and travels through time and space , becoming like the doctor in her own regard----or perhaps like a hybrid. she is not aware that the doctor has regained their memories with her cause she wasn't there when he did , so she's running on that nostalgia juice , going on adventures to keep the doctor close to her heart , which is one beat away from death. her death is something she avoids heavily , whether out of fear or spite is up to the beholder-----she really does plan to get back to gallifrey and face it , someday. maybe.

4. despite this , i'm of course more than happy to write clara at any point during the show and her time with the doctor , as well as creating aus for her! i'm already imagining a dark lonely clara , similar to a doctor with no companion .. im cooking

5. on the novelizations: i haven't read them but have read of them , so i'm going to write clara's arc ii canon as taking place at a point in time where me and willa are no longer traveling with her , but did in the past. ( obviously this will be different if i write with either of those characters lmao. ) bc cmon , you can't really think i'm gonna pass up on clara being considered one of the fates. that's sick as hell.

6. i do prefer to plot , as it makes things easier for me , but its not absolutely required !

7. my name's ash , i'm 24 , and use they / them pronouns ! i use simple formatting , bolds / italics with spaces between sentences. minors dni please !

8. basically: this video.

#everybody moved on; i stayed there .. / pinned.

[soonsluv]

rain my babyyyy heyyy!!!

ahhh omg i missed you 💖 i understand you didn't want to make me feel pressured, but dw you couldnt!

and oof omg ppl still aren't understand the importance of reblogs, huh.... it's not that hard, not every social media works like instagram 🙃 as someone who used to make content on tumblr (gifs) i relate sm with all the posts that have been going around. I loved giffing, but putting in +3 hours of work into a gifset only for it to have like... 10 likes.... and zero interaction.... really sucks lmao (painful)

i haven't been in tumblr in yearsss, but when I started stanning svt i came back fkdnsk i still need to go around and patch things up to be able to reblog things into my blog, but I've been extra councious about leaving comments while i work on it. I honestly can't understand what ppl think is so hard about INTERACTING.... i blame instagram fkdndm there you only double click and move on, i think ppl forgot that communities can't be held solely based on a like button

- 😺 anon

gato sweetheart<33 i’m so happy to hear from you again🥹

don’t even get me started…. that anon literally didn’t give a shit about what i thought, they just wanted to get on my nerves. when they said: “you just said abunch of words and said nothing at the same time tbh. ‘i can tell this ur not a wwirter' i dont write but i post images/moodboards of various topics. tags are way interaction happens. laso how else do you think i found your blog? thats right tags since the tagging on tumblr is not the disastor you make it out to be. reblogs are just annoying since, its not gonna leave the fandom circle since the people who want to see it will see it, tags are how new people find your posts” i was about to get violent bc despite me giving them MULTIPLE reasons as to why reblogs are important, they said i was talking out of my ass and told ME, A WRITER that THEY, A NON WRITER thought that the tagging system on tumblr worked perfectly find when there are so many posts out there that prove otherwise and they obviously wouldn’t know that bc they aren’t a writer like WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TALK TO ME LIKE IM STUPID?? if you want to be an asshole and refuse to reblog then fucking go ahead and shut the fuck up while you’re at it.

i’m getting heated just thinking about that interaction omds…

anyways, im glad i’m not crazy or anything, thank you for agreeing w me!

#look at me losing my temper over a stranger #the oooh you wanna get fucked up tiktok sound was playing in my mind when i was talking to that anon #😺 anon #asks

[strandedcrow]

hhhhh i offer dream (and rivals) doodles

#i am. not at home so if it looks like i drew this on my phone w my finger it’s bc i drew it on my phone w my finger #dream smp #dsmp #dreamwastaken #technoblade #dream fanart #technoblade fanart #mcyt #rivalstwt #or do we have a #rivalsblr #i Do Not Know and i’m Too Lazy to check #also i’ll probably redraw these when i get back home from visiting relatives w like. cleaner lines and color and shading and all #if i do. i will post them obviously dw lmao

[helennorvilles]

river song was best friends with her parents as a child, grows up alongside them and does anything she can to pretend they are the ones raising her by getting into trouble so she can hear them grumble at her like parents grumble at their kids, and then she regenerates and moves to space uni and only sees her parents now and then in often demanding circumstances and then they die and basically the entire dynamic of the rest of their lives before that is so different and we never get to see much more of how as individuals and as a unit they actually try to reconcile that baffling sequence of events in their lifetimes together and i’m just always gonna be angry about it tbh

#i really do love river song's character and her story except for where it intertwines with the doctor a lot of the time lmao #but then other times i DO like how it intertwines with the doctor??? i am filled with multitudes #i just always want to beat up and interrogate moffat for his decisions around how he wrote river's story #they were best friends!! they were so close!!! and then they just... don't seem so close and we never get to see them ACTUALLY work thru it? #and obviously like maybe they Don't work through it how each of them want to but you don't see any of the process anyway??? #all of them have so much trauma around it and idk it just was never written to its actual potential #my post tag #nia watches dw #not really but for the sake of tagging lol

[mjlol52]

I Love thinking about like Doppel Culture

like sure in arc one its only been around for a little while and mostly unnoticed too cuz obviously no one is gonna let their gems run out like that but then iroha comes and it happens to her and then we have the whole magius and eve stuff but like post arc one we still have the system going right, and like

that Has to change how they look and operate in the world compared to normal magical girls like for one you dont need to worry abt your gem darkening anymore and if ur super struggling in a fight if u last long enough without breaking ur gem you can pull out your witch real quick for an ultimate move lmao

and theres loads more to consider too like imagine how vulnerable local girls must feel when they go outside kamihama's borders

imagine the like first few casualties that come from people trusting the doppel system to catch them but they were just outside the border and fully witches out, which id imagine would absolutely lead to clear obvious marked out boundaries so all the girls know where they need to be careful

and then imagine like outside magical girls visiting there would be So Much Culture Shock like your patrolling with your friend while ur visiting her and u see her gem is super dark so you get super worried like oh my god!! and shes just like oh that? yeah dw abt it its all good and ur just like holy shit ur almost dead what do you mean??? and then you witness her just break reality real quick while her body contorts and breaks the physical laws while her witch comes out to play for a bit and then she goes back to normal and comes out the other side completely nonchalant about it and ur just like In Shock Like What LMAO

it also could lead to weird things like a grief seed economy or something like if no one really Needs them they could be treated as luxury items or valuable trading tools or if u wanna be optimistic they could be used for emergencies or charity for out of town magical girls to give them to those who aren't fortunate enough to live in the Doppel Town

its just super interesting like they basically solved the whole issue and sure its only a stopgap measure and not actually freedom from the cycle and yeah they probably need therapists / need to support each other cuz I'm sure the psychological effects from embodying your despair could pile up (and this isn't even going into at all like the doppel syndrome weirdness from the anime that'd be a whole nother thing) like it could cause some weird problems imagine a girl addicted to doppeling or something thatd be fucked

but i just think the whole idea and process and world is so interesting i really love how rich and interesting a world magia record is especially with how much detail each individual girl gets

#madomagi #madoka magica #magia record #magireco #mgrc #madoka magica magia record #puella magi magia record #puella magi madoka magica #pmmm #pmmr #is that an abbreviation for the show #prollly not but oh well #witches #Doppel #Doppels #Dopple #doppel system #magical girl #mahou shoujo madoka magica

[divinefireangel]

Hey there!!! Can you please write a smut on SF9 finding out their partner reading smuts 🥺🌝 (I want to see how dirty they can go🌝) And if you don't want to write for all of them then maybe you can just do it for any member you're comfortable to write on. Literally, ANY MEMBER WOULD WORK. I really want to read something like this haha🤭

Also, I genuinely love your writings! I'm new to Tumblr but I'm literally binge reading your posts. Gosh you're talented as fuck😫💗✨

Lots of love, and thank youuuu💕

OMG YES YES YES YES

TMI: Not gonna lie, I was thinking about this when my mom came into my room to talk to me, and my recent story was literally right there just open and I was panicking. Although she doesn't know anything 💀. She's cute like that, my mom.

You are so sweet anon 🥺🥺. Go on make me cry with your lovely words 😭. I will try my best to write more and sorry this took so long 💞💖 LOVE YOU 💓

S/O reads Smuts 🤭

Disclaimer: This is just a work of fiction. If this piece of fan fiction is offensive to any celebrity, fandom or culture please let me know so I can take it down. Also note that this is my version of a character or celeb, which will vary from person to person.

Copyright: Please note that this is my work and if you want to publish this on any other platform, take my permission before doing so. Taking an author's work and posting it somewhere else without any intimation is just disrespectful. I readily welcome suggestions and criticisms. That being said, Happy reading! 🤍

Warnings: 18+ ages and all readers (nothing specified with respect to gender, appearance, etc of reader). Rough sex (YB). Thigh riding (IS). Dick riding (JY). Marking. Biting. Humping. Dining table sex (DW). Low key strength kink? Idk (RW). Biting using teeth (ZH). Exhibitionism. Terrace sex (TY). Slight voyeurism. Oral - reader receiving (HY). Somehow I end up writing the filthiest things for Hwi. Cockwarming to sex (CH). It's really difficult to think of 9 different things for 9 different people😤. Also some may be unprotected sex, don't do it unless you want kids. Lmk if I need to add more!

Word Count: HAH jokes 😂

All members under the cut!

Youngbin

Doesn't understand at first 💀

But he isn't scared to ask so he'll just ask you

The panic on your face makes him panic

Apologizes 🥺

Then you explain that it's no big deal and that it's just a story

But he saw his name 💀💀💀

So he's curious and so he does research aka Googles it

Has a mixed reaction, doesn't know what to think

On one hand, he's flattered...?

Like, oh sweet, you are reading a story about him probably railing you to death

On the other hand, why are you reading it?

Did he not satisfy you enough? Should he do more? He wants to

So he will pick a random one, read it and be like, Okay. This is how it's gonna play tonight

So determined 🥺

Picks you up for your date and stuff

Timeskip to the bedroom by a steamed dumpling Dawon

So touchy and observant

Tries his best to remember what was in the story

Forgets but that's okay tho cause now he knows what you want

More Dom than usual

More vocal than usual

His grip on your skin leaves so many bruises and literal fingerprint shaped marks

Bites your neck a lot

Doesn't hold back one bit

Secretly satisfies his wishes too

Teases you for being so ready

Teases you for every reaction

Pulls your hair

Overstimulates you

Until you're tired and can't take it anymore

He could go for a round more

So he does

It's also like, he's lowkey angry at himself cause you were reading smut which made him think, maybe you thought he was too vanilla

But after you've both cooled down you ask him what happened and why he was so rough, not that you had a problem

Expresses his concerns and you tell him that you read those only cause you wanted to know what the fandom thinks of him and the way they think he likes to have sex

Blushy babyyyy

So cute 🥺

Inseong

Bro

Do I even need to 😂

He's probably written a few 💀

He seems like he's into roleplay 👀

So when he does find a tab open on your phone about literal PORN, in words

He doesn't think much of it tbh

But is curious

He'll tease you like you are both high schoolers

Holds you phone up high so you can't reach it

Satisfied when you whine and pout

Tucks your phone in his back pocket and grabs your face

" I think it's hot "

Peck's your lips and slaps your butt leaving you wide eyed

You need a minute to process what just happened lol

Running after him you pull him down on the couch, sitting on hids lap

Bite you lip and grab his face pls

Now he's wide eyed 😂

Kiss his neck and talk to him sexily

" Do you really like that I read smut? "

You look so innocent he would cum right there

Poor man is dumbfolded

So much that he doesn't even realize you were grinding down on his thigh the whole while

Grabbing your hips he nudges your hips to continue their movement

Loves having you so close

Especially after discovering your secret

Suck him off after and he'll do any and everything for you 😉

Jaeyoon

Oo this one is fun

He won't confront you immediately

He'll just think about it a lot

" How are they so cute when they read such things for fun? "

Stares at you from across the room

Smirks at your cute smiles

Timeskip this time by Baek Huru

Surprises you by kissing your neck

Humps your butt

Pecks you neck

Rolls your nipples in his fingers

Moans in your ear, deeply and hoarsely

Pulls away dragging you to the bed

Sits near the headboard

Beckons you to come closer and naked 👀

Forces your dick in you, slowly tho, don't worry

Doesn't give you a lot of time to react

But, all this seems familiar

Then you realize that he's trying to recreate the imagine you were reading before

The whole idea made you hot

Istg you've never finished so soon

He tells you that you don't need to read those stories when you have the real deal right there

Sanghyuk

Smug bastard

He's happy that you're thinking and reading about him even when he isn't with you

He will actually read the warnings and is mildly surprised lol

Wow you really into all that?

He has no shame so he will ask you directly

You stop doing what you're doing and just slowly turn towards him

He's scared lmao

Then explains himself and says sorry

Tbh, you're more shocked that he isn't angry

Blinking you slowly make him sit on the dining table chair

Pacing you start to think of and explanation now

Is there any explanation for reading smut? Idk 😂

Honestly, he asked you so that you could actually do what the warnings said in real life

Gets up, takes your hand pulling you close and lifts you, making you sit on the dining table

Removes his shirt before kissing you intensely

Tells you that he wants to fuck you on the table like in the smut

Nodding you let him take over

Makes you cum twice easily

It's more romantic than rough

Passionate, very passionate

Kisses you a lot

Hands on you all over you

Pulls you closer and closer by your thighs

Lays you down and fucks you till your back is no where on the table

Sweet reassuring smooches when you're done

Tells you to talk to him about such ideas rather than just reading them

Seokwoo

He is shocked™

Listen okay

He's tall

He's scared that he'll hurt you if he does what he wants without thinking

Reads multiple smuts 💀

Only the ones you've liked so far tho

Fuckin uses your account so yeah obviously

Now he'll be ready to talk to you about it

So shy omg

Stutters words out cause he's so flustered

You need to read his mind, literally

Once, somehow you are finally clear about what he was talking about

You'd just laugh at his cuteness

Boy is confused ??

Pushing him down on the bed you climb on top of him

Yes climb

Needy but still shy and shocked

Wastes no time in getting naked

Allows you to do whatever you want to him

No, really

Let's you take charge that is only until you tease him

Flips you and thrusts into you so hard the bed is shaking and you feel like it might break

Strong grips on your thighs and hips and belly and arms

Definitely sore for a few many days 💀

Juho

I'm not sure tbh

Either he won't care at all like

" Oh yeah this is just their thing "

Or he'd be so into it like hed wonder why you were reading it, was it for ideas?

He already has those so you don't need them from someone else

He won't ask you about it tho

But you will bring up an idea that was in one of them

And he's down

Or up, whichever you want

Asks you what you want more times than usual

But it doesn't make sense cause you're literally going crazy with the way his cock feels inside you and he asks you what you want?

Starts moving before you answer

Asks you again and again till all you can say out loud is " More "

He's fine with that answer

Hands above your head

Teeth scraping your the front of your throat drawing so many sounds from you

He's driving his dick in you so fast that you're moving away from him

Praises you with his deep ass voice

Gives you his Vampire stare™

That's all you need to cum undone

Keeps it a secret, won't ask you unless you bring up your little extracurricular activity 😌

Yoo Taeyang

SHY BABYYYYY

So pink when he realizes what you're reading lol

But he's so mesmerised that he goes on reading it 😂

You catch him looking at your phone, no big deal

But he's looking at it as though he saw a ghost

He's turned on but at the same time he's appalled

Do people see him like that? Do you want him to be that?

He's gonna need a lot of time to process the information

When you reassure him that he doesn't need to change anything at all, he's more calm then

But on a fine ass blue moon, his fine ass is gonna decide that he's gonna try something new

So there you are, on the terrace talking to someone on the phone. After ending the call he'll come and hug you from behind

It's all aww so cute till you feel his dick press into your butt

Forces your head back to rest on hius shoulder slowly but hotly

Unbuttons your jeans and pulls them down in one swift motion and his hands are all over you

Somehow the idea of having sex in the open night sky is so exciting

Stops just before you reach your high so that he can fuck you

You're leaning on the terrace wall

Face pressed slightly on it as your butt sticks out for him

Giving him permission to do anything to you

The orgasm hits you so fast but it's so fulfilling 🤤

And your pants are being pulled up even faster 💀

Maybe you should leave smut laying around

Youngkyun

You've found the saucuest lil smut about your boyfriend

He's sitting at the table, on his laptop composing and writing songs while you are here on the bed, blanket over your legs

Now see, you aren't really one to get off of smut but this particular one was so realistic

The description

The reaction

The dialogues

Reading it made you body move on instinct

Lower lip getting stck in your teeth

Hand travelling down to your privates

Your hips thrusting forward into your hand and fingers

Your breathy moans, that you tried your best to stick to, were louyd enough for him to hear

At first he thought you were doing a breathing practice or something

That is until he recognized the pattern

Lifting his blank phone up, he moved it to look at you through it

Boy is so shocked

It's like his own private porn show

Placing it back on the table gently, he moves the blanket slowly, getting under it

Licking his lips, he tucks his tongue out, licking the area that your fingers just slid over

Gasping at the sudden feeling you drop your phone and move your blanket off

You inevitably moan at the sinful sight below you

Your lovely boyfriend, looking up at you through his lashes, tongue coated with his saliva and your leaking juices

Holding your wrist, he nudges you to continue what you were doing, with his tongue never leaving you

Gripping your thighs, he bites your inner thigh as you work yourself closer to your high

After you cum, he'll lick off all your juices

Then he'll be all sweet asking you what you were reading

Round 2? 😉

Chanhee

He'll find it funny 💀

Why do people write these things

Why do people read these things

What is the use?

He is partly curious lol

When you tell him it stimulates the necessary regions, boy is shook

Then he's like nah

So you make him read one

He can't even make it halfway through lol

The foreplay itself made him hard enough to want you and to want to be in you

Grabs the phone and sits next to you

" I'm hard "

You look at him like boy what

Then he tell you that he now understood why people read them and that he's happy that people read them too help themselves

And you're like okay and what's the point

Pulls you on his lap

Whines at the feeling of to your butt on his arousal

Makes you stand now lol

Pulls his pants to his thighs and even yours

Places himself in you so that now when you sit on his lap again, not only is your back to his chest

Also his dick is in you

Somehow finishes the rest of the fic and just thrusts up into you

Cause you feel so heavently around him

Goes on and on and on till you're bouncing on his lap

Cums in you and just stays there till you finish your work

Still has mixed feeling now tho

Cause if reads them he wants you to be there near him and he wants to read more cause these fics are very addicting

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