#if you think i’m an asshole

[laniidae-passerine]

know that it’s not the point of the movie but I really hope they establish ken is indeed barbie’s boyfriend. she doesn’t need to kiss him or hold his hand or say I love you but we need that true devoted obsessed boyfriend + badass girlfriend to be canon because you know Ryan Gosling’s Ken would let Margot Robbie’s Barbie commit war crimes in the name of being a supportive partner

#more men who love their girl! not bffs not weird limbo space just this is my slightly cringe but lovely bf who supports me decking assholes #also like I want to see his Ken react to the phrase ‘boyfriend’. I think he’d explode into confetti #bet you ‘I’m just Ken’ will be an uplifting pop song dedicated to reminding Barbie he’s just Ken but she’s THEE Barbie #and he thinks she’s amazing  #basically let’s do the Toy Story 3 Barbie/Ken dynamic again #barbie movie #barbie

[radiohead-spiderman]

I walk out with a microphone and speak “Stripping away a female character’s traits and personality for a male character is wrong and is not a cool thing to do,” everyone cheers.

“Especially if the male character treated the female character like shit and wished death on her multiple times,” everyone cheers again.

“If the only way you can make your ship work is by completely desecrating one or both of the character’s personalities, maybe it’s not that good of a ship” everyone cheers and claps.

I say “Dramione” and get booed and thrown rotten tomatoes at.

#i am but a jester being punished for the truth /j #this is a /hj #not gonna tag Draco’s name so dr*Mione shippers don’t see this #I’m an asshole who’ll slander a ship I find revolting BUT I would not force those shippers to watch me spout out my hatred #anyways #anti dramione #dramione hater #I hate dramione #anti jkr #harry potter #hermione granger #romione #dramione shippers this is not a safe space for you #in the genuine way I do not think you want to be on my page because I’m slandering something you like and that’d bum me out of I had to see- #someone slander something I like #censoring dr mione because I find it gross and so people who ship it don’t see it is so funny to me

[catboywizard]

sometimes i forget how sanitized tiktok and other platforms are compared to tumblr until i come across stuff like this video i saw earlier where someone, as well as a bunch of ppl in the comments, were absolutely scandalized that aziraphale got called a faggot by a kid early on in the good omens book

gays on here throw it around like loose change but ppl on tiktok act like finding it in a book written for adults in 1990 is a huge mind blowing shocker

i’m not saying the book should or shouldn’t have used it, but the video was definitely a big culture shock bc of just how differently that word is treated on here

#the word faggot used to bother me when i was a teen #but now i don’t even really thinking about it unless someone’s being really hateful and honestly i kinda like how vulgar it is #like fuck yeah i’m a faggot and i like it what are you gonna do about it asshole? #good omens #neil gaiman #op

[scary-lasagna]

HABIT

“I just wanted flowers.”

It really pained you, that you asked for the simplest thing and didn’t receive it.

After months of asking, and buying your own flowers, you decided to not let this battle slide away from you anymore.

HABIT was always good to you, with constant praise, and date nights, and promises to get you things.

And yet, you always have to drag him out of his work just to remind him that you exist that day.

And deep down, it hurts. Because flowers are so simple, and at the right time of year you can find them in the side of the road.

They’re not expensive, not that money is of any proper value to him.

Your hope was fading, and you’ve realized you have pushed too far, because u like the other times you didn’t want to take, “I’m working on it, my sweet. I have plans for you. Big ones ” for an answer, when he has said that over a year ago.

You cried yourself to sleep that night, knowing he won’t come to bed until the late hours of the morning after hovering over his work for the whole day.

He won’t notice the dried tear stains on your pillow because he was too busy admiring how soft your skin looked in the moonlight.

A hopeless romantic, they call them. Maybe even a little narcissistic.

Too obliviously in love to value what you asked for, and has already decided what you really want.

HABIT didn’t think that you wanted silly old dying flowers. Nooo, you wanted a full garden. A bountiful garden that will last through the cold winters and stormy summers.

But you didn’t want a garden.

You only wished to dust off your vase, even just for a week out of the year.

Just flowers. Just for one week.

#get your partner flowers #or your friend i’m sure they’ll appreciate it too #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta imagines #creepypasta blog #HABIT #habit x reader #habit emh #habit everymanhybrid #emh x reader #inspired by an event that previously happened #Of course in habits case habit is just an asshole #but as a human you must come to the realization that others will not think the exact same way you do #nor will they love you like you love them but that doesn’t mean that they love you less #love yourself #that’s all kitty will ask of you

[sqwdkllr]

fuck radiosilence/radiostatic fans fucking ruin me with the extremely relatable aroace perspective in their creative works. I don’t think I would have ever predicted genuinely getting emotional over some guy with a screen face and a guy with a fucked haircut. This is so awful why are you guys some of the most talented writers I have ever seen

How am I supposed to sleep and move on with my life after reading an aroace character realize they are different and it’s not common and find themselves mourning for that connection while detesting it outright? Fucks sake just gut me instead it would hurt less than this

#I’m starting to think most of you guys are aroace too because why is this soooo ?? #ITS SO REAL AND FOR WHAT #I came for a good fun time why am I crying and mourning something I cannot get myself to enjoy #I love you angst writers mwuah <3 #luca textpost #radiosilence #radiostatic #it’s so refreshing to have that welcoming understanding in a fandom as someone who identifies with it #and also have it not be so disingenuous bc the characters are mostly always in character and are assholes as a result #genuinely it’s so fucking good what the hell

[lucienarcheron]

The idea that some people still think Nesta’s main traits are supposed to be bitchy, mean, and a hater…idk what to tell you but the whole point of her healing journey is to not be those things because all it did was hurt everyone around her and herself.

#nesta archeron #nessian #she herself thought it was wretched of her to behave this way because of her unhealed trauma #that she’s STILL working through #SHE didn't like being that way. #sometimes it's strange to see how people will glorify those traits of hers like it’s a good thing. #it’s not. that’s the whole point of acosf #why reduce her to some of her worst moments? #let her grow damn it #she can be a badass while not being an asshole #especially to the people who love her #and I’m not inviting hate or rude comments with this post. #if you’re not going to polite - save it. I’m not going to argue with you #and before any of you get offended thinking this is about you #it's not lol. #It's something I've seen more on instagram/tiktok than here but still see it and it's weird. #She can be firm and stand up for herself and a warrior and all those amazing things without reducing her to just being a bitch lol. #gp #random monday thoughts #I love my girl Nesta SO MUCH but she's so much more than her mean girl moments. #also knock it off with the weird cassian hate #he's the love of her life and her literal soulmate #'she's better off without him' #actually no she isn't lol. he's one of the MAIN reason she's able to get better and help herself #have some nuance and calm down lol

[yea-baiyi]

i’m actually obsessed with pei ming and yushi huang so much. like this aromantic misogynistic man slut with a string of broken hearts behind him is rescued by a quiet, humble woman who doesn’t think about him at all and he suddenly cannot cope. he’s shaking in fear hes choking on his words he runs out of the room whenever she’s near. he wants her to fuck him so bad it makes him look stupid. insane that mxtx just pulls this bit of characterisation at the last moment and then does not elaborate. i’ve got him in my head like this

#tgcf #pei ming #yushi huang #tgcf meta #sorta #meta stuff #i’m sorry like he’s just. i’m obsessed with him he’s so incredibly funny #pei ming is an absolute asshole and you think you know him as a character #and then mxtx just pulls this bit of characterisation at the last minute and it’s HYSTERICAL #the way he gets soooo overwhelmed once yushi huang is in the vicinity #he doesn’t even explain or try to make excuses he just leaves immediately #disaster man #i should get back to reading tgcf so i can do a meta on him #they’re the equivalent of cumplane for me in tgcf in terms of how hilarious and insane

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

Noodles (Neil Doodles)

#I think this may be one of the best doodle collections I’ve ever done #please look at him. my favourite little asshole scientist guy #storyrambles #ttm #to the moon #to the moon series #finding paradise #neil watts #eva rosalene #<- because she is here too. I’m so sorry my fave girl I was originally going to draw you too #but then I couldn’t have referred to them as noodles. :(

[hyperfixatedfandomer]

Currently in my “Quaritch is in fact just as evil as his human counterpart, but heavily tones it down because Spider will cut him off completely if he doesn’t” phase 😭

#idk what to think anymore #he def has a bit of an identity crisis I mean how can he not #but he def doesn’t seem to have much of a problem with committing atrocities #he only has a problem with Spider having a problem with that #so he cuts corners constantly bc otherwise Spidey will tell him to go to a place where the sun don’t shine #don’t get me wrong #the ‘I’m an asshole to everyone but I don’t want to hurt you specifically’ is a cute trope #but he’s definitely not getting redeemed #avatar spider #spider socorro #avatar 2 #avatar way of water #avatar quaritch #miles quaritch #recom quaritch

[spicyicymeloncat]

Idk if this is a hot take but why is it always “Kai slaved away and worked his ass off to raise his sister” and never the other way round or them working hard together?

Like, I know he’s older but in the show, does he really… act older? Like if you think about Kai and Nya’s dynamic yknow? Because from my understanding:

When Kai and Nya are introduced we see Kai fail at making a sword and Nya being the one to chide him for it. Kai makes an overconfident statement about wanting to be a better blacksmith than his father. This suggests that one, Kai is rather rash as well as inexperienced (something that lines up with the rest of his character arc in the pots and also generally), with Nya being the more mature figure in contrast

Also just a note but in the shorts: “I can handle it!” “No you can’t, stupid”

Kai frequently being very good at neglecting people or things: leaving Lloyd at an arcade whilst being focused on finding samurai x, not even knowing samurai x was Nya or that she only did it because she felt left out by him, completely abandoning both Nya and Lloyd in s3 (and Ik he was going through it at the time, but in line with the fandom’s characterisation of him)

Kai in season 5: “After I lost my dad, I lost my way. But I was lucky to have my sister watch over me”

Generally, their dynamic isn’t one where Kai really provides for Nya at all. In fact, judging by the fact that Nya can make entire mechs and Kai struggled to make a sword, Nya was probably busting her ass to provide for Kai. And judging by the s5 quote, that’s probably true. I’m not saying Nya raised Kai, it just rubs me the wrong way when she’s treated like a decorative flourish to a narrative that paints Kai as a burnt out child who was forced to grow up too soon especially since that is such a mischaracterisation of him in the first place.

#all I’m saying is that it’s weird we undersell all of the sister’s capabilities just so we can present the brother as tormented and burdened #ignoring the fact that he spent all his days in the gap between the pilots and s1 playing video games #like I’m sorry kai is a pathetic baby girl in the show and I LOVE HIM THE WAY HE IS #okay yeah I snapped a little #I’m just tired of everyone mischaracterising him yknow #like I’m sorry bestie he’s not that capable he’s a loser man and I am ready to love loser men #i just think that it’s an incredibly stereotypical dynamic to have one male character who everyone completely #over exaggerates their struggles to the point of making it seem that everyone else in the story either doesn’t suffer or is an asshole for #not noticing the suffering of this one hot guy #this happens in many fandoms and I think this is what’s happening here #hhhhh #I’m sorry if Kai is ur favourite and this opinion upsets you I don’t mean to be bitch #I’m just really not into this interpretation of him #again this isn’t a dog at his character I just thing people don’t get him a lot of the time #and you know what Nya is also super undersold as a character #like where’s the fucking Nya Lloyd sibling content? #she mentored Lloyd too? she taught him how to ride dragons she stayed with him on the bounty she and Lloyd only had eachother in s9 #what about them?? #Kai gets too woobified and Nya doesn’t get woobified enough that’s my opinion #alright I’m done sorry #Ninjago #rant #ig this is a #ninjago analysis #i won’t tag characters cuz I don’t want to make anyone upset #and again I’m sorry if I do

[shima-draws]

For anyone doubting whether or not to watch the MLB movie: I do have lots of positive things to say about it, but most importantly. Fucking. Daddy Gabriel. HE IS SO!!! He is so.

If you’re gonna do it do it for him

#Miraculous Ladybug #MLB movie #MLB #Shima speaks #I love love LOOOOVED Gabriel in this movie #Bc there’s still so much humanity left in him. He still has compassion. He still CARES about Adrien #Meanwhile TV show Gabriel: #Also I’m gonna be 100% honest he’s so fucking hot in the movie. OH my god. #AND THE FLASHBACK?? WHAT WAS THAT HAIRCUT LMAOOOOO #I was so Shook to see him A. Younger and B. With LONG HAIR?? Who ARE you #Anyway that scene at the end with Adrien? MWAH. CHEF’S KISS. #Movie Gabriel is Top Tier he may be a shitty dad but he’s a shitty dad with a HEART and that’s all I care about #I think bc they made him so much more emotive and expressive and overall just a desperate dad? #I actually care about him as a character SO much more #Show Gabriel is a fucking asshole. He has no soul #Movie Gabriel? Sir. SIRRRR #DADDY SORRY DADDY SORRY DA #I do not use that lightly btw. I rarely EVER use the D word on a character. This is HIGH praise coming from me

[jellyjamheadobb]

#But like fr #you know when you have your regular family #And then there’s the distant “wealthy” side of the family #and they’re literally all weirdos and assholes #one of my older cousins had a baby shower #and they’re from that side of the family (she’s ok though) so of course they invited them #And after being stared down by one of my second(?) aunts bc recently word got out that I have a girlfriend (wow holy shit I’m a butch!) #I was talking to one of my normal cousins about my car and how I plan on getting new seats for it #It has really old leather-y seats and I wanna get the cushy fabric kind #and she just pops into the conversation and says “why don’t you just get a new car? The one you have is so ugly <3” #like what #i have a vw beetle and I actually love it so fuck you (also I don’t have that kind of money to get a new car but shh) #my cousin and I exchanged that “uhhmmm😬” look with each other lol #awkward #But I just say “oh yeah I’ll think about it :)” #While I internally try to explode her with my mind #But anyway #rey rambles #meme #dumb shit #memes #funny #relatable memes #funny memes #lol #best memes #lmao #tumblr memes #twitter memes #dank memes

[kakavashazz]

idk man i just feel like if i knew that the guy i’m working with was actually a slave under the threat of death i just wouldn’t berate and degrade him all the time

#can you tell i can’t stand veritas ratio #it has really been bothering me that people have been mischaracterizing him because they are desperate to make him a nice person #like. listen #this guy is not a misunderstood good guy #he is a complete asshole with a generally good goal #Doing something kind after showing no compassion for like 3 updates does not change his entire character #I am VERY glad he said what he said to Aventurine in the end #he needed to hear it!! #but that simply does not negate the rest of Ratio’s behavior and i’m very tired of seeing people pretend it does #also just to clarify i think he is an INCREDIBLE character and i’m glad he exists. i just don’t think he’s a very compassionate person #anyway back to my normal tags #love of my life aventurine #love of my life kakavasha #aventurine hsr #hsr #hsr 2.1 #penacony #honkai star rail #dr ratio slander #veritas ratio slander

[abnormalpsychology]

This is just an appreciation post for Once In A While, and ONLY the original version by Barry Bostwick. Why are productions always speeding it up and adding dramatic-ass key changes, acting like it’s boring?? Like why do you hate gay people? let my man Brad sing his sad long little ballad!!!!

Let him have this!!!!!!!!

#I’m so serious abt this #I had a dream last night I was passionately explaining this to my family 💀 #I went from listening to it and going ‘oh. forgettable lol’ #(wrong) #to the BIGGEST once in a while apologist there is #like #THATS ALL THE TIIIIIME THAT IT TAAAAAAAKES #FOR A HEART TO. BEAT AGAAAAIIIINNNN #SO GIVE ME A SIGN!!!!!!!!! THAT A LOVER MAAAAAAAAAAAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #like this is everything #this is music #AND EVERYDAY I THINK #WHY WOULD THEY HAVE HIM SAY ‘SHE WONT WANNA KNOW YOU’ #**SHE WONT WANNA KNOW YOU??????*** #THATS SO FUCKING SAD. WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME FEEL SYMPATHY FOR BRAD ‘ASSHOLE’ MAJORS??? #once in a while #bbge.text #rocky horror picture show #brad majors #rhps #it’s like you guys don’t even care that like he heard something abt someone he thought he’d known #I’m insane #Youtube #if once in a while has 100 fans I am one of them. if once in a while has no fans I am dead etc etc

[sadiecoocoo]

So if Tech did survive that fall (please let him be alive) do you think he would have to some prosthetics like echo? Like he’d need new legs or something, probably more than that but yknow

Need this for a fic… even tho it’s not at all tech centric lol (just set in an au where everyone is happy and back together and go back to doing bounties [havent decided if it’s bounties or if they do jobs for Rex when he needs it… possibly both])… it’s wrecker whump :}

#tbb tech #he’s alive #in my fics he will always be alive #I can’t stand major character death #even tho sometimes it’s needed #but I seriously think that assassin is him #I mean have you seen the parallels?? #unless they’re jsut being assholes and it ends up being some random clone we’ve never seen before #in my fics it is him #:) #anyways #if anyone has any ideas on how tf he would’ve survived that fall plz lmk #like as in what kind of prosthetics would be need #cuz I’ve heard someone say prosthetic legs #but I’m wondering if there’d be anything else #tbb #sw tbb #the bad batch #star wars the bad batch

[roostertuftart]

Can we stop W the “if you have a different opinion on sp you clearly haven’t watched the show” bit. it’s. Very annoying

#I get that there’s like. some young TikTok fans who rly haven’t seen it #and putting aside that that’s not inherently bad #bruh like. pretty much everyone on Tumblr has seen the whole thing #there are dozens of meta writers here with absurdly different opinions who have all seen the show through and through multiple times #and came to different conclusions #and we can and should debate that but this take that anyone who isn’t like #in agreement on things that even Matt and trey are inconsistent on… like. #can u stop that actually it’s genuinely just kinda toxic in a community we can ALL agree needs to be less so #South Park fandom #South Park meta #it’s so weirdly like. uppity too. some of u sound like those annoying rick and morty fans who got memed on in 2018 #I get it we all have opinions on the show we all think we the right ones actually but PLEASE be decent about it at least in the presence #of ppl who don’t agree with you. it’s a cartoon. you’re not moving ppl over by being an asshole about your disagreements #we can debate and be chill and nice to each other about it #god Ik I’m going on about this but I’m just sick of genersl toxicity in the community and this is the one I’m seeing recently