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nebuletteart · 9 months
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Augh I really need to just fuckin finish the Vtuber model I'm working on so I can start a new one, but i went about starting this first practice model all wrong and bleh! I'm at the very end! i just need to finish the expression toggles! i feel like I'm crawling through the desert and there aint any water in sight.
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newts-and-sharks · 2 years
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*SORRY THE IMAGE IS A BIT GRAPHIC*
Okay omg so im loving the bad ending because angst but also multiple endings?? visual novel vibes?? maybe if u build up enough of a relationship with sun & moon they see ur sheep/human form? But if u dont u just X-X bleh and they never knwo the truth
pFFF- this woke me up from my attempts at slumber i love this so much-
so im gonna explain the endings below cut bc im not sure if people are comfortable reading bad ending-
ok, so im thinking three endings:
Bad Ending: you get forked by Moon and then they discover your true identity in your last moments and feel just so guilty and heart broken, so angry at themselves and the witch who cursed you. they hunt down the witch and kill them in your honor, then spending the rest of their days with the sheep, every night visiting your grave out in the field
Neutral ending: Sun n Moon discover your true identity, but dont know how to cure you; ie ur stuck as a sheep that turns into a wolf, but that just means they both get some cuddle time with the fluffiest thing in the herd (Sheep for Sun; Dire Wolf for Moon)
Good ending: Sun n Moon find the witch that cursed you, hold the witch's cat hostage (secretly they would never hurt it tho, at least not Sunny-) in return for your curse to be broken, and you get turned back into a human!
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unidentifiable-body · 7 months
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‘it's too DaNgErOuS for YoU toO PeNi!! WoUldN' wAnT yA tO gEt AlL sCrUfFeD uP NoW lUv!!’ I will actually sit on you Peni LOW IT‼️‼️ DON’T CHAT TO ME LUV I WILL SIT ON YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE W A Y TOO YOUNG FOR THOSE PROTESTS!!! Honestly tho- can’t agree more with the things you said. It’s all the fucking dogs bollocks, tyrannical system that systematically upholds the protection of the elite and punishes the rest of us like we’re fucking animals that need to be caged. Can’t fucking STAND IT but at least I raised you right, you know injustice when it’s there and I’m so proud. You’ve got a good head on your shoulders Peni. Keep fucking that shit up and disrupting the fuckers that keep us down‼️‼️‼️‼️ Genuinely do miss picking you up as well when we’d graffiti government buildings so you could reach 🎸🎸💥🎤🎤💥💥💥🎸🎸💥🎤
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Ahhhhm.....I dunno what you're talking about I was PERFECTLY capable of reaching the walls!!! You where just being silly!!! I am very very very very super gigantic ginormous gargantuanly tall so uh YEAH TAKE THAT (¬_¬")
NOOOOO DON'T SIT ON MEEHEHEHEHEEEE ૮₍˶Ó﹏Ò ⑅₎ა I'LL BE CRUSHED AND DIE CAUSE OF YOUUUUU!!! WHAT'LL YOU DO WITHOUT ME?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME WAHHHHHHHH (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥) ( >﹏<。)
YES YESYESYES wowwwww you're so smart!!! ☆*:.。.o(≧▽≦)o.。.:*☆ man I wish I was good with big words too ૮(˶╥︿╥)ა I AM STILL VERY COOL THOUGH JUST NOT GOOD WITH WORDS MEHEHE (─‿‿─)♡
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At Jev's highschool I no kidding saw a guy with a "Blue Lives Matter" Flag on his backpack and Jev LEGITIMATELY had to stop me from fronting because I was so fucking close to beating his ass you DONT EVEN KNOW but Jev is scared of getting ExPelLeD or whatever so I wasn't. But we where cursing him out in our head so. Whatever. I still want to kill him though. (💢◕▽◕)Ↄ🔪
IM MAD NOBODY DRAWS US TOGETHER. it's okie,they don't understand BUT THEY SHOULD. THEY SHOULDDD!!!! ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭
Im also MAD about the alert thingy momob that happened today- that was such an awful risk for so many reasons!! We got super scared cause autism and loud noises makes us panic, and ALSO it could've been a risk for people with domestic abuse situations, and also not to mention prison inmates who are holding secret phones too, AWFUL IDEA!!!! YOU GUYS SUCK!!! (¬、¬)
I said this before but like....The body gets seasickness, And I'm ALSO ANGRY ABOUT THAT!!!! Cause obviously I didn't have seasickness in my own body cause I lived with you! And. Yknow. We had a frigging BOAT. BUT NOW I CANT EVEN GO ON ONE CAUSE I'LL GET DIZZY AND NAUSEOUS AND GROSS!!! BLEH!! ( >﹏<。)
mmmmm I want cookies and cream ice cream soooooooo bad…BEST FLAVOR!!! BEST!!!! FLAVOUR!!!!
-Peni/Liam!
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dapper-comedy · 4 years
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my professor: it would be preferable if you could identify the plant u are applying in this assignment
me, knowing we havent had any lessons or SHIT in week TWO that focuses on identifying plants yet: yea ok
#im very happy in this course dont get me wrong#but i'd appreciate a lecture more than being dumped 7 links for a single class and expected to know and understand what to note down#i think im more just stressed juggling classes and work and being crammed shifts every free hour i have which... is frustrating#im just angry at people bleh#its just.... frustrating and i just feel like im being dumped all the tools i need but i dont know how to use them#aaaaaagghh im just. i hate him. i love this course already but i hate him#im just venting in the tags now but when do i NOT ahaha#i just feel like im losing time and we've already been given assignments#and its stupid of course i have to go outside to actually complete them but#when im not working or noting or resting my knees im just... too tired to leave the house#hahaha its so silly of me#i guess im just. upset that im not enjoying this to the utmost and i want to be#bc even tho the links and references are frustrating i still enjoy the content when i can swallow it properly#i dont know. i dont know. im just tired and i don't want to fail#and people keep talking to me and i jut feel likeim being stretched thin#which is silly. this is all so silly of me. god#//nsfw#//long post#//rant#idk what other tags ppl would have filtered haha#i havent gotten like. actual ''i want to die'' thoughts in a while and im just. everytime i look at my schedule i just feel it in me and im#i keep saying im tired and people always say sleep more and yes i should#but its more than just sleep deprivation im just tired of working and waking up and going to sleep and eating and talking
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teabagboy · 3 years
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BCUDNJSS YOU'RE A TSUKKI KINNIE? I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
I'm wayyyyy more enthusiastic and friendly online 🗿
In real life... I hate tsukki okay, but I am, without a doubt, a tsukki kinnie.
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no-fun-club · 5 years
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I deadass worked a 6 hour shift and spent another 6 hours doordashing hhngngngnh
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honeylikewords · 5 years
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ten movies
i was tagged in a post to list my 10 favorite movies using a gif from the film! i believe i’ve done something similar in the past, but i thought it was time for an update on the list!
so, without further ado, here are some gifs from the movies i’m feeling an intense fondness for right now!
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i know i’m also supposed to tag others but i feel far too shy to right now so please instead just enjoy some pretty gifs from my favorite movies and do ask me about these films or tell me others you enjoy!
#feel free to ask me anything about these movies (ie why i like them for their technical or narrative aspects etc)#long post#tag games#about k#gif warning#i wonder what this says about me as a person?#probably something stellarly embarrassing HAH#but also this isn't a list of films that are my favorites for actual film study reasons these are films i like on a personal level#or because they're comforting or satisfying i suppose?#or they have oscar isaac in them so *throws myself in a lake*#also im not even being ironic or funny when i say i genuinely admire napoleon dynamite as a work of art because it really captures something#something distinctly midwestern and poor and y2k that really a lot of other films can't do well#something that is so isolated in and of itself that the only way you can understand it is by having lived it really?#idk that's a lot to put on a goofy movie but i'm not in it for goofs im in it because 'oh god yeah oh god i remember what that was like'#i spent my early childhood as a poor kid in rural indiana so i absolutely look at that movie and go 'that is precisely the aesthetic of it'#like? the way people were just. Stuck in the 2000s or early 90s they were just STUCK even as time WHIPPED forward and everything changed#there was this clinging to the old-new as being the current-new and bleh anyway i'd have to do a whole essay on the validity of it#i also want to acknowledge that HMC isn't TECHNICALLY my faaaavorite of the ghibli movies and that i take UMBRAGE with some elements#of how it was adapted (namely in how howl's character is portrayed)#but this whole summer i've been stuck on that scene where sophie gets so angry with howl (in his moment of overblown vanity) that she bursts#into tears and screams at him about how 'some of us have never been beautiful in our entire lives!'#and how that just resonated and that ACHED#i also had a hell of a time making this list because 1) i promptly forgot every film i ever watched and 2) i can't choose favorites easily#much less tell other people my favorites because your favorites say SO MUCH ABOUT YOU and far be it from me#to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known#and yes i was going to put napoleon dynamite on here but i figured no one would take that very seriously despite my very serious feelings#i also didn't include hard hitters like us or get out or blackkklansman because they're not films i rewatch for pleasure or comfort#they're works of art and some of my favorites in that regard but not films i circle back to frequently enough to count#most violent year and operation finale are on here because they actually do sort of strangely comfort me despite their intensity and im 100%#sure it's because of oscar but note the distinction of those two roles
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tinandabin · 2 years
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Hiii
Im the same person that requested yandere douma x tanjiros sister reader
And boy let me tell you I loved it so I thought I would do another request
How about platonic yandere Kokushibou akaza and douma (separate) with their demon kid reader?
The story is basically like akaza kokushibou and douma meets an old woman who can show the future and she shows his kid
And she was on god level powerful like upper rank zero?
Plus point if the kid is female 🌸
Take care ✨💞
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Probably gonna be my favourite thing I wrote from now on. Thank you for requesting!!
Join my discord!!
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Kokushibo--
He wasn't planning to take his kid to some future guesser but Muzan had insisted he does so, because well, Uppermoon one has a kid. Surely, the kid is at least a tad bit powerful?
And so he reluctantly takes you to an old woman while you were wrapped up in a bundle of blankets as you tried to grasp his hair.
He was again very reluctant for the old woman to even see you. Hugging you tight to his chest, he glared at the old woman warning her to not do anything that will hurt you.
After the old woman took a look at you, she let out an elated gasp as she went to hold you in her hold. Looking at you in wonder.
All the while Kokushibo was seething like no she shouldn't even be able to touch you??? How dare SHE.
Soon enough he had enough and forcefully took you from the old woman's grasp as he kissed your forehead.
Looking towards the old woman he asked her how was your future like? If it was anything bad he won't believe her. At all.
But she told him that you, you are meant to grow. Grow stronger by each day and even surpass your own father.
And I kid you not, he was very angry. He would have been happy that you were strong.
But even stronger than him?
Sorry baby, you cannot be stronger than your own papa.
He won't be able to protect you then!
But when Muzan heard of your future, he was satisfied and commanded Kokushibo to take care of you, not like he was gonna anyways, but Muzan knew that he didn't want you to be stronger than your papa.
"Don't put...up such...a fuss..." ~ Kokushibo.
Akaza--
I have been daydreaming ( nightdreaming ) about PAPA AKAZA.
Honestly, it's gonna be so cute and comedic I love it.
Imagine him strapping you to his chest while he goes on the Mugen Train Arc Mission?
Imagine Kyojuro's surprise when he is about to fight a uppermoon someone starts making baby noises and softly crying??
His surprise when he sees UPPERMOON THREE gently stroke your forehead as he rocks you back and forth, shushing you softly saying, "It's okay, Papa is here."
And let me tell you, you really and by really I mean REALLY like people with weird hair colours. One of the reasons you like Akaza is because of his hair colour.
You don't like Muzan. His hair colour is too simple. But goddamn you love Daki's hair!!
Douma is. Ew. No like.
So you very much like Kyojuro'a hair when you see him. And are making grabby hands at him.
And you escape Akaza's hold and go to Kyojuro and play with his hair while Akaza is punching a tree with jealousy.
BECAUSE ALL THIS WHILE YOU ONLY LIKED HIS HAIR EXCLUDING DAKI.
And now this hashira comes up and you just?? Hello??
He is all like, "(NAME), BABY, COME BACK TO PAPA AKAZA."
Then Kyojuro is holding you and screaming, "NO. I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO TAKE A KID."
You would 100% love all the hashiras because. Hair colour.
Shinobu. Mwah. Mitsuri. Mwah. Muichiro. Mwah. Kyojuro. Mwah. Rest are bleh.
I AM GOING OFF TOPIC.
Now, on to the topic of him finding out you are gonna be super duper strong.
He is gonna be so HAPPY.
Like, HIS KID IS SO STRONG LIKEAHHHHHHHHH
But disappointed because he won't be able to protect you, BUT THAT won't STOP HIM. NO, NOTHING STOPS PAPA AKAZA. NOTHING.
He would even teach you to not eat or kill women and love them and cherish them.
There comes the punching Douma duo.
He might as well make you hate Douma with a burning passion! Which you do.
"Shhhh, it's okay, you are safe, little one."
Douma--
I feel like he won't give a fuck whether you are strong or not, because in his eyes you would need him one way or another!
But he would be very happy knowing you are strong though.
Though he is kind of sad because you would be able to escape him or his hugs anytime you want because you are stronger than him!
So expect him to be very clingy and make you dependent on him.
He would poke your cheeks a lot because THEY ARE SO SOFT AND CHUBBY.
Has probably tried eating your cheek because it is just so FLUFFY.
Would throw you in the air 100% and catch you. Even make ice figures of you.
Honestly, he just feels so happy with you that he won't ever let you leave.
Even if you are stronger, he does not want to let go of these emotions.
Imagine him accepting his offerings with you sitting in his lap as he gently drums his fingers on your head.
And you drooling on every gift with Douma merrily laughing.
His worshipers also adore you because they have never heard him laugh so much and be so happy in general!
Daki would also love you and would dress you up with Douma creepily watching because he doesn't want anyone else to touch you.
One time he had put his finger in your mouth and you bit it.
It broke.
You swallowed it.
Douma was laughing.
You were crying.
Because his finger didn't taste good.
Plus you didn't even chew it.
Would rub his cheek with yours and make you wear matching clothes with him.
Does not care whether you are a boy or girl.
Him showing you off to Akaza like, "AKAZA-DONO LOOK AT MY CUTE CHUBBY FLUFFY SOFT BABY!!"
Akaza would punch Douma and catch you.
Haha.
I love this.
"You are so cute, my flower!!" ~ Douma.
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silvermystification · 6 years
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I JUST started watching Steven Universe people. *LOUD SIGH* 
I black list it and everything. And even though I’ve been watching it pretty fast via binge. (thanks to hulu) I’m still at the beginning of season 4. 
But the stupid TITLE of a (suggested) youtube video freaking spoiled the thing everyone must be freaking out about in season 5. (and the only thing SU related I looked up was music. music!!!)  
IM JUST SO ANGRY! FUCK!  
I mean, Steven Universe is a cartoon. And it’s really easy to talk about it without caring if it’s spoiled or not. 
But a MAJOR plot point like this? You people couldn’t keep quiet?? 
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lunar-lair · 3 years
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I adore your tags on the post about my cousin asjdkskflg. perfection. and good on you for never doing what the comic showed!
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When I was 19, I tried alcohol for the first time. it was basically sparkling fruit juice but I hated it. oh god I hated it so much and I didn’t get why adults loved this stuff??????? but my friends/classmates were always like ‘oh yummy, love me some flavored nail polish” so I kept quiet so no one would know something was wrong with me
turns out everyone I knew was severely exaggerating (trying to fit in). one guy said he dumped his beer in the bushes during a frat party. a girl I went camping with poured water into an empty vodka bottle so she could ‘participate’ without anyone mocking her. a classmate once showed me their trick for pretending to sip by covering the top of the bottle with their hand. I even remember being 22 and trying to claim ‘8 shots don’t affect me’ as if my worth as a human being was calculated by the number of empty glasses I collected
Drinking is a rite of passage for a lot of people. you’re mature if you drink and adults love it, so you can’t be a ‘real adult’ if you don’t drink. It’s less about liking the taste or enjoying yourself - people want to feel part of the ‘in group’ and they do this by othering the ‘out group.’ (in group- likes ‘manly’ drinks, never gets tipsy, takes shots by the handful, etc.) (out group- lightweight, doesn’t drink at all, likes fruity drinks, etc.)
I have severe ADHD and a family history of alcoholism so I have to be extremely careful. addiction is no joke and people don’t treat alcohol like the drug it is. Some families won’t inform their kids of a health history that increases risk factors (or might not even know) which makes underage drinking even more dangerous
TO CONCLUDE THIS ADVICE RANT TRIGGERED BY SUDDENLY REALIZING AT 3AM THAT I HAVE MINORS FOLLOWING ME and should probably try to set a good example;
enjoy being 16 and don’t adhere to the rite of passage cultural that makes you ‘look forward to being [insert legal drinking age].’ I know how isolating it can feel when everyone appears to be ‘growing up’ and doing adult things without you, but if nothing else I’ve learned that being the only sober person in a group full of fools is free comedy
*disclaimer for angry internet ppl; things are complex, perspective is subjective, and a single persons experiences cannot be accepted as the ‘one holy truth’*
Oh lmao. Ok ill answer this in blocks the same way you wrote it also hi!!!!! :DDD yet again this is funny?? I spent a good 10 mins commenting on evanescant signs earlier lmao. ok 1st block alright
It is so very funny you say that bc ive actually tried gin. Takes like shitty peppermint and blueberries. Same for red wine, tho i had permission that time (still tasted like shit); never beer tho!! Regardless tonic also tastes Bad, all of my experiences w it have been Bleh. Not to say i ever had more than a sip/severely watered down gulp
PPASNSPSJPD OK LISTEN TO ME. Ive actually tasted nail polish remover AND nail polish before (finger sucking habits r.i.p spaced out bc epic f) AND IT LITERALLY TASTES LIKE THAT AOSJSOSJ. Like the same shit as they put on switch cartridges dude!! Except, comparatively, the only ppl I Personally know who drink like. Period at all are full blown adults i just dont get them either
AND ITS LIKE 4 AM HERE TOO SO IM HANDLING THIS SO V V CLUMSILY RIP but yea!! I mean, peer pressure is lowkey nonexistent in my town; we are so so so so christian and apparently a ton of bad shit happens a lot? But it never reaches me sooo w/e lmao. Literally havent heard abt anyone i know drinking underaged enough for it to be like. Anything other than 'hehehe i sipped the gin in the fridge >:3' like my shit was which is straight up curiosity. Also i already know that lmao; havent been in a room with a bunch of 13 yr olds whove huffed sharpies before?
(Ok 1 how did u get italics in ask?? And 2 lmao dw too bad. Epic disclaimer ofc!! But im like. In this lil Bubble where i have like 180 followers but no one ever actual interacts w my shit its v funny)
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leviskokoro · 4 years
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Mari in Twisted Wonderland | Abridged Version | Heartslabyul
Chapter 1
Mari had her first prophetic dream and she’s like owo whats this
It was about Alice seeing the Card soldiers paint the white roses red and shit. 
But then, she was awoken by a loud knocking and wonders who it could possibly be at this hour. 
Grim and her decided to go down. Though, she tried finding a weapon first, just in case the person turns out to be some murderer or whatever. Manages to find a knife
They went downstairs to the front door and opened it to see who it was. Turns out that it was Ace. 
She relaxes and lets her guard down.
Ace: Is that a knife?!
Mari: Yeah, what if you were a murderer? 
Grim: Hah! I would’ve taken care of it myself, puny human— Huh?! You got a collar on!
“I ate a tart,” Ace replied, crossing his arms with a scowl on his features. 
Mari tilted her head in confusion and curiosity. “A tart?” 
He nodded. “I was hungry when I got back to the dorm and I found some tarts inside the fridge. Three whole tarts! So I ate one and it was really good. Then the dorm leader found me eating his tart and was all like “Tart theft is unforgivable! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!” and that’s how I got this collar… The end.” He used a shrill and high-pitched voice to imitate his dorm leader’s words. 
She couldn’t help but stand in silence at that story, squinting. 
“Both of you are in the wrong,” Grim simply remarked with an unamused look on his face. To which the girl nodded in agreement. 
“Isn’t sealing away my magic for stealing a tart a bit too far?!” Ace cried out. “For a wizard, it’s like having your arms and legs chained up. And there were three whole tarts, it’s not like he could eat all of them by himself. There’s got to be a limit to how narrow-minded you could be!” 
“Which is why you’re both in the wrong,” Mari retorted, “You should’ve asked permission first, but he also shouldn’t be so harsh.” 
All he could do was groan at her reply. 
Grim’s eyes widened and he crossed his arms. “What if the tarts were for a party? Someone’s birthday, or something. Heh, I’m a genius.” He grinned, sharp teeth glinted in the moonlight. 
“Birthday?” Ace asked, placing his hand on the back of his head. 
“That might explain why he was so angry,” Mari said, deciding to clean up a little more since she was awake. The two just watched as she did this, not helping because they were little shits.
He huffed, narrowing his eyes at her. “I thought you were gonna say he was being tyrannical, prefect.” 
She shrugged. “He was certainly being unreasonable, but it’s wrong to steal,” she replied as she took a broom and sweeped the dusty floor. 
Grim glared at him, placing his paws on his hips. “You’re at fault for stealing his tart in the first place.” 
“There’s a chance he’ll forgive you if you apologised tomorrow,” the brunette girl advised him as she threw away the dust that she swept up. The wood under her feet creaked as she returned. 
“Grudges over food are the worst,” her partner remarked, an unamused expression on his face. His bright blue eyes widened in realisation. “Wait! I never got those tuna cans from the Headmaster!” 
“Fine. Whatever. All I gotta do is apologise, right?” Ace sighed. He looked at her with a glare. “This is your idea, so you better come with me.” 
All she did was nod. She was going with him regardless anyway. 
“So, where do I sleep tonight?” He asked, an inquisitive look in his eye. 
“You’re actually staying the night?” Grim crossed his arms. “Every room aside from ours is still a mess. Clean a room for yourself.” 
He made a face. “Bleh, I don’t wanna.” Then, he turned to Mari with a smile. “Prefect~ Let me sleep in your room. I’m slim, so I won’t take a lot of space.” 
“Aight.” 
Grim’s eyes widened to the size of saucers at her lax response. “Ffgnaa?! You’re just going to say yes?!” 
“I’m used to sharing beds with people.” Mari proceeded to have a flashback to every time the Demon brothers invited themselves to her room and stayed there without really giving her a choice in the matter, as well as every time she had to sleep in the same room as them. Honestly, at least Ace had the decency to ask first. 
“Sweet! Thanks, Mari.” Ace flashed her a grin. 
After that, they all went to their rooms to sleep. The boy was right, he didn’t take up much space. Plus, the bed was big enough for the two of them. Unfortunately, Ace hogged the sheets. The bastard. 
When morning came, so did the loud knocking. This time it was Deuce and he scolded Ace for getting collared. 
While heading to class, Grim teased Ace about his collar and not being able to use magic. 
Ace will remember that.
They went to the Heartslabyul dorm and Mari is like -surprised pikachu- 
She loves it a lot. The hearts and roses were gorgeous. If only she had magic, then she would’ve been sorted into a nice dorm. Ugh. 
No matter. She’d just have to work hard to make the Ramshackle dorm shine. 
Then they met the e-boy-- I mean, Cater and he was painting the white roses red. 
Mari proceeds to have flashbacks to her dream earlier. Huh. Maybe it was just a coincidence. 
Dude recognises them as the notorious first years that broke the 10,000,000 madol chandelier so he takes a selfie with them. 
He has them paint the roses with him. Grim accidentally sets the roses on fire, Deuce accidentally turns them blue. Turns out it’s a bad idea to ask freshmen that are inexperienced with magic to do your chores. 
Ace complained and asked why they’re painting them red. He said that they look pretty as white roses. Mari agreed and expressed that she felt that the natural colors of the roses were fine. 
Cater explained that it’s tradition for roses to be red for Unbirthday parties. And that they use flamingos in seven different colors for croquet with hedgehogs as the balls. 
Mari wondered if that was safe or ethical. Either way, this dorm was proving to be quite strange for her. 
Ace remembered that he was supposed to apologise. Cater asked if he had a tart of apology and he said no. 
Cater told him that he can’t let him in the dorm then. The first years tried fighting him but lost and got kicked out. 
The bell rang and they had to really rush to Potions class. 
Crewel appeared and Mari had a “Oh no he’s hot!” moment. She paid extra close attention to him during class. 
Then it was History class. Mari mostly looked at Lucius more than Trein but was also fascinated with learning the history of Twisted Wonderland.
 Then PE came around. Mari saw Vargas and was like “Damn he got some tiddies lmao” Then she dies.
Jk. But the 20 laps and 100 pushups were exhausting for her. 
It was break time. Ace and Deuce talked about the classes not being too different from regular school. Mari agreed that they were somewhat similar to the classes she had at RAD. 
Then they noticed Grim was trying to skip class. 
Ace made fun of Mari for losing him and told her that if she wanted his help, then she should buy him a chocolate croissant. Deuce wanted an iced latte. 
All it really took for Mari was to give Deuce her best puppy eyes until he agreed to help. Then she said she didn’t want Ace’s help since he didn’t have his magic anyway. This aggravated him into helping her. Heh, suckers. 
Turns out she didn’t really need their help anyway since she just scolded Grim into going with her, saying he won’t become a great wizard if he didn’t put effort into his studies. 
It was lunchtime and Grim got into trouble with delinquent upperclassmen over food since he bumped into them and the egg broke. One of them said that breaking the egg is the best part about eating carbonara. 
Which confused Mari greatly because she loves eating carbonara and has never ever heard of eating egg on it. Perhaps it was normal in Twisted Wonderland too. Heartslabyul was already strange enough. 
They got into a fight but won this time and the delinquents ran off, yelling about pasta again. 
The first year group started eating and Grim asked what the other dorms are like. Cater popped up next to them, surprising the four of them. Turns out Trey was with him as well. 
Cater basically just tried to get all buddy buddy and exchanged numbers. 
Mari told him she didn’t have a phone and he offered to go phone shopping with her and called it a date
She was just like “bro im fucking POOR” 
Trey told him to chill and they went back on track. Cater started a conversation about the seven dorms.
Time for Mari’s reactions to the other dorms
Heartslabyul - Ew. She doesn’t like overly strict people or environments. 
Savanaclaw - Haha, furry jock dorm. Probably found Jack hot since she’s into the strong silent types. 
Octavinelle - Sea Witch’s dorm, huh? Does that mean they’re business guys? Oh look, it’s that weird guy from the entrance ceremony that “wanted Riddle’s collar” 
Scarabia - The smart ones, according to Trey. There’s the guy who got his butt set on fire during the entrance ceremony and there’s… a really hot guy that’s exactly her type. His hair looked so long and silky and his eyes were mysterious. 
Pomefiore - 
Grim: there’s a super cute girl over there! 
Deuce: A girl besides Mari in an all-boys’ school?!
 Mari: Nah that’s a dude 
Ace: Eh? How do you know? 
Mari: I can see his adam’s apple 
Mari, internally: Shawty had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur-- 
So apparently Pomefiore is the “Beauty” dorm and the dorm leader has like five million followers on Magicam. That’s cool, but she’s more interested in their poisons. 
Ignihyde - Cater called the students of that dorm introverts. Trey said that they were good with technology. They seemed real neat. 
Diasomnia - Powerful and considered celebrities, as well as having an aura that makes them hard to approach. Though, Mari lowkey thought that about everyone except that one guy that got his butt set on fire. He seemed very friendly. Maybe it was her social anxiety talking, maybe they were actually just intimidating. Anyway, Lilia popped up from above and scared them. He basically just said that he’s not a child and that Diasomnia welcomes students from other dorms. So there’s that, at least. Though, this doesn’t do anything to extinguish the intimidating aura from the rest of their students. Then the strange dude left. 
Ace started talking shit about Riddle while Mari blankly stared at Riddle who was right behind him. Boi he ded
Riddle then went on with his spiel about rulebreakers. Honestly, Mari pretty much spaced out during this in order not to roll her eyes at him. 
Then he left to get two sugars for his lemon tea that the rules state that he’s supposed to drink after a meal.
Trey tries to explain that Riddle’s intentions aren’t bad and that he’s just trying to make the dorm better. 
To which Mari replies: “Sometimes it doesn’t matter what your intentions are. If you’re clearly making the people around you unhappy and uncomfortable without actual regard for how they feel, then that’s that.” 
And Grim said: “Someone with good intentions doesn’t randomly collar people!” 
They laughed, but one could easily tell that it wasn’t genuine. 
Then bam, more exposition comes and Cater explains what unique magics are. 
Then they start talking about tarts. Mari offered to help make one with Trey and Ace while Deuce and Grim wanted out. They only wanted to help after Trey said they could eat some tart if they helped out. 
They started chestnut picking and met Leona who was a fucking bitch because she accidentally stepped on his tail. 
Jk. He drinks his respect women juice so he’s not as mean and leaves her with only a warning for the most part. 
She and Grim got back to Ace and Deuce, they picked the chestnuts and got back to the Heartslabyul dorm to make that tart. 
Trey made his whole joke with the oyster sauce but Mari just looked at him with pure disbelief in her eyes. Then Trey realized he needed more ingredients since they brought too much chestnuts and Deuce and Mari volunteered to buy them from the shop. Grim also said he wanted to come since he was tired of mixing flour. 
So they go to the Mystery Shop and get the shit. Mari wonders for a moment if Sam has got anything that could possibly help her get home but then shakes her head, saying she’ll see about that later. They head back to the Heartslabyul dorm but run into trouble, then came the reveal of Deuce’s “Bad Boy” personality. Mari was like -surprised pikachu- while he beat the shit out of the delinquents, silently cheering him on. After that, he got upset because his “honor student” persona was gone. It’s especially bad since he felt that he scared Mari. 
Achievement unlocked: Deuce’s Backstory 
Grim asked if being an honor student meant that he should just grin and bear everything. Mari agreed and reassured that being an honor student didn’t necessarily mean that he should be a pushover. Then she broke it to him that the eggs were unfertilised and would never hatch. Now it was his turn on the surprised pikachu face. 
They bought another set of eggs and went back to the Heartslabyul dorm safe and sound. The tart was finished. Hooray! Though, Deuce was still shocked about the chicks so Mari had to pat his back. They started eating some tarts after Cater came by to check on them. He then brought up Trey’s unique magic.
Trey revealed his unique magic and explained it to them. They were impressed. But once they were done, he told Ace he can’t sleep in Heartslabyul and gave him and Deuce permission to sleep in the Ramshackle Dorm so they did. 
Next day. They got to the Unbirthday Party and Ace gave the tart to Riddle. 
Riddle is like “Fuck you. The Law of the Queen of Hearts says one must never bring a mont blanc tart to an Unbirthday Party! REEEEEEE” And then Mari wonders how many rules there are. He answers with 810 and that he memorized them since he’s dorm leader. She’s like “Dude, he’s a freshman, he can’t possibly memorize every rule.” To which Riddle countered with “I memorized them on my first day in NRC! If I can do it, then he should be able to as well.”
“Not everyone has to be like you!” She proceeds to have flashbacks to her narcissistic grandmother who always believed that she was right and demanded that everyone be like her. This causes her to dislike him. 
“As the dorm leader of Heartslabyul, out of respect to the strictness of the Queen of Hearts, I can’t ignore this violation. Throw the mont blanc and these rulebreakers out!” 
Ace started arguing with him as well and the two third years tried to help. Riddle goes on about how he has the highest grades and is the most powerful, which makes him the most correct. This makes Mari’s stomach churn more because of how much he reminds her of her grandmother. Grim says he’s a selfish tyrant who wastes food and ends up getting himself and Deuce collared as well. 
Then they get thrown out by the third years and meet Chenya, who gives them a tip to talk to Trey and unlock Riddle’s tragic backstory. 
And they did. Because it’s always a good idea to listen to the advice of a strange guy who pops into conversations head-first, literally. 
Achievement Unlocked: Riddle’s Backstory Part 1 
Mari’s reaction was that she sympathised with him and understood, considering that her grandmother was somewhat similar. However-- 
“His past is not an excuse for him to be a tyrant. Perhaps that’s harsh of me to say, but I still stand by it. He believes he’s right all the time and fails to notice how miserable the rest of Heartslabyul is.”
Ace put in his two cents and said it was Trey’s fault that he’s like this, dropping a truth bomb on him. Mari agreed and said “Friends help each other to become better people, not allow them to grow worse and worse.” Then he called Trey lame for being afraid of getting his head chopped off. 
Crowley pops up like “STFU THIS IS THE LIBRARY YOU LIL SHITS” and they said he was the loudest so he started whispering “stfu you lil shits”
They explained the situation and he suggested moving dorms but Ace was like “but thats a pussy move” so he suggested fighting Riddle to the death for the position of dorm leader. But without the “to the death” part. Ace and Deuce agreed to challenge Riddle. Grim wanted to go too but Crowley said other people from different dorms can’t so he got sad. 
Timeskip to the match and it was over in less than 5 seconds. Mari told Riddle that he was wrong but then he started mocking her and her family for barely being able to use magic and having a bad education and then called her completely inadequate. She just looked at him blankly considering that she didn’t particularly care about him insulting her or her parents. 
But then Ace punched him for saying that. And Mari was internally like, “I have decided that I love this guy”. Then he went onto this speech about how kids aren’t their parents’ trophies and that it was Riddle’s fault for not making a friend scold him for being a tyrant. He also calls him a baby. But not like the “uwu baby” kinda way, the kind of immature brat kinda way. 
Shit hits the fan and Trey finally had enough and used his unique magic to overwrite Riddle’s to remove the magic-sealing collars. Then Riddle fucking overblots. 
Mari is definitely surprised. Then noticed the creature behind him to look similar to the beast she and the shared brain cell trio fought in the Dwarves’ Mines. So, she steeled herself and ordered the trio to attack Riddle, especially once Crowley said that he’d lose his life if this went for too long. The third years came to help as well while their Headmaster evacuated the other students.
And they beat the shit out of Riddle. Then Mari kinda spaces out again and has this vision of Riddle’s past. This wasn’t the first time she has seen a vision of someone else’s past, but it still confused her. She wasn’t in the Devildom anymore, and she didn’t have magic. 
Achievement Unlocked: Riddle’s Backstory Part 2 
Then she’s shaken back to earth by Ace and he’s like “Oi, don’t space out now, dumbass.” “Did you see that?” “See that Riddle overblotted? How could I not?!” “Nevermind” 
Riddle is crying and she feels bad so she rubs his back. Her motherly instincts get the better of her at this point. He’s surprised at how she’s treating him, considering the only female figure he had in his life was his mother who was strict and harsh. When Ace started yelling at him, she scolded him and told him to yell at him later. 
“Ace, cut him some slack. You can yell at him when he’s recovered. He almost died ffs” “SO DID WE” 
Then he told Riddle to do the Revenge Unbirthday Party. Riddle agreed before Mari and Crowley decided to take him to the infirmary. Since she was gone, Grim got to eat the black rock again. 
While Riddle was recovering from blot, Mari took it upon herself to help him out. He appreciated it a lot. 
After the Revenge Unbirthday Party, Mari thought about her experience so far. The strange dreams, the overblot, the vision. 
Then she remembered something. Before leaving the Devildom, Barbatos pulled her aside and had a talk with her. He held her hand and a faint glow emitted from it before he let her go. “A fragment of my power,” he said. But she didn’t understand what he meant. 
When she slept that night, she saw Belphie and nearly cried because she missed him. Then she explained what happened to her and that she was in Twisted Wonderland. He told her that he’ll inform the others so that they can find a way to get her back, and that she should hang on in the meantime. 
And so she did, unaware that her adventure just begun.
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*Not Just friends* part 1???
~Manger Fem reader x Oikawa 
~summary: You are the manager of the Aobajohsai High volleyball team. really close friends with Oikawa, so you know he has a lot of girls going after him. He rarely dates them however when he gets a new girlfriend she does not sit well with you. Will oikawa pick her or you?? 
~ warnings: uhhh idk but hes kind of mean at some point, bad words, bullying?
~ A/N: i suck at writing and im trying to get better so yes. Hahaha so enjoy this trashy story lol. 
     Being friends with Oikawa Toru is one of the most difficult things that anyone could ever imagine. However you manage just fine, well not really because he was cute but not the point. All these girls keep trying to fight you since you are one of his closest friends. However it has never bothered you and even if it did Oikawa made sure that they knew where they stand, which just made your heart race really fast. Which is why the amount of bullying from the girls settled down. 
     One day you were on your way to volleyball practice when you bumped into Iwaizumi. “Hello Y/N, im so sorry are you okay”. You looked up at him with a smile and just shook your head. “Its okay Iwa, are you on your way to practice? lets walk together”. he just smiled at you and then started walking towards the gym. 
On your way there you guys were just talking about a new movie that had just come out. When you guys started to get closer to the gym you heard two people talking and one of the voices sounded really familiar. You grab your friend and pull him to the wall. “whats wrong Y/N?” you look at him and put a finger over his mouth. You then point outside where he notices Oikawa talking to a female student. Both of you look at eachother, nod, and start to listen to the conversation. 
“Oikawa...I... I really like you. P-Please accept my feelings” said the girl. 
Your turn to look at Iwazumi suprised. You looked at him and you realize he notices the same thing as you. 
...Oikawa was blushing. 
At this moment you kind of felt a bit jealous. You have never seen Oikawa blush this much. And for a girl? never. Only for volleyball but I think everyone has seen that.
Then Oikawa gave his answer. “I accept them” and he smiles “I like you too.” He then tilts his head to give her a kiss. you rapidly turn around and hug Iwaizumi trying to hide the tears in your face. You have had a crush on your bestfriend for so long but he never noticed you so you just kept being his friend. Iwaizumi being the amazing friend he is already knew that you had a crush on Oikawa so he just hugged you back rubbing circles on your back. “It is going to be okay Y/N” he assured you. However, you were not so sure. 
Once you calmed down you and Iwa walked to the gym together. You felt bad since you caused iwa to be late to practice. “Dont worry about it, your emotional state is important to me too” he smiles at you and leaves to go get changed. You then enter the gym and notice Oikawa is running towards you
“Y/N, I have newsssssss!!!”. You take a deep breath and put on a smile. You can not let your feelings get in the way of being happy for your best friend. “Yes Toru?” (since you guys became best friends he insisted on you calling him by his first name, and since then you have never called him by his last name) he had one of the biggest smiles. you tried so hard not let tears fall. 
“I have a....girlfriend!!!!” 
You stopped smiling but he didnt notice. You smiled once again “Thats awesome Toru”. He grabbed your arm and tried to pull you in for a hug, however you stopped him. “If you have a girlfriend you probably should not be hugging other girls” you teased. He gave you a confused look “but you are my best friend, you dont like me like that so its okay, besides she knows we are close friends” you look up at him and laugh nervously “haha right” you give him a hug and tell him to go back to practice. What you both didnt know is that his girlfriend was standing outside looking through a window. 
she really did not like you. 
but we dont like her either so bleh
After about a month of them dating Oikawa has been hanging out with you less and less. It was only natural right? he got a girlfriend and he is spending most of his time with her. However it was NOT natural. He basically only talked to you like once every two days. Not even at volleyball practice. 
pathetic.
After a volleyball practice, you notice Oikawa starting to walk up to you. You look at him but then turn away to start cleaning up since it was time to go home. “hey Y/N...” you just nodded your head but did not say anything. he frowned “...im really sorry”. you knew why he was apologizing so thats when you looked up. There he was looking really upset. how could you not accept that apology. “ohh~ is the great Toru really apologizing... to me?!~” you tease. He then looked at you with wide eyes, immediately replaced with teasing ones. “you know what i take my apology back~” you start to laugh. he then tries to reach for your hand to pull you into a hug but once you see this you pull your hand away. “we should finish cleaning” you smile awkwardly then start walking away towards Iwaizumi. the entire team saw you guys, they knew something was not right but they decided not to say anything. “Are you okay Y/N?” Iwaizumi asked. you smile at him “of course”. Oikawa saw this interaction, he was not jealous of course he was hehe but he didnt know why he felt so uneasy.
Once you were done cleaning you were the last one there because the coach had to talk to you about the next practice game that was going to be in a week. When you started to lock the gym you heard footsteps behind you. you turn around and there she was. that bitch... i mean Oikawas girlfriend. 
“hey y/n we have to talk”. you just looked at her ‘why the hell is she here at this time of night’ however you just nodded your head signaling for her to start talking. “look y/n, im going to get straight to the point, i dont like you..” ‘ wow i am sooo suprised’ you thought “...you are annoying and always getting in the way. I love Oikawa so im going to do what is best for him” she stayed silent for a while. but what she said next you were not ready for. 
“You need to stop being friends with Oikawa” 
Your eyes widen and you swear you stopped breathing. what the actual fuck does this bitch think she is saying. stop being friends with Oikawa? why? why does she hate you so much to do this? of course you were not just going to let her push you around. 
“What the fuck did you just say to me” 
“you heard me”
“im sorry but i am not going to be doing that. Not unless he asks me himself, but since you swear you know him so well then you know that he wont be doing that so please stop this before you regret it”
and then before you knew it you were on the ground. she fucking punched you. ‘shit she is strong’ “You better do as i say before you lose Oikawa in the way that he wont even look at you” she then started walking away “watch yourself” and all you hear is her footsteps as you are staring at the ground. 
You dont know how long you were staring at the floor, until you heard a voice “Y/N!! are you okay??” then they started shaking your shoulders. You looked up and you see Iwa. “I thought you went home” you say. He then gave you a little side smile “and leave you to walk alone? what kind of friend would i be?” He then helped you get up and started to walk you home. 
On your way home Iwa asked you if you wanted to talk about it. He explained to you that he had seen the entire thing unfold. How she told you she didnt like you, how she told you to stop talking to Oikawa and how she punched you. You then turn to look at him with tears in your eyes. He looks at you with so much worry, so all he can think to do is hug you. The second his arms wrap around you all the tears you have been holding in just came out. You just kept crying and crying till you physically couldnt anymore. 
“it will be okay y/n. trust me”
the next day you went to school like nothing happened. 
and the next day as well.
and the next.
It was all forgotten about really, until oikawa asked you the one thing you didnt want to hear.
“Hey y/n! i think its time to introduce you to my girlfriend!” he shouted across the entire court during practice. everyone kind of just froze, especially Iwaizumi. Your glared at Oikawa “no thanks” you were mad. he hasnt talked to you in a while and thats the one thing he says to you? really? he started to jog towards you “come on y/n...you dont even know her. she is a nice person!” he tried reaching out for your arm but you swatted his hand away. 
“i said no Oikawa” 
His eyes looked hurt. You just called him by his last name. You never did that. Then it was his turn to be angry. “Why not y/n. You are being unfair” and just as you were about to say something Oikawa’s girlfriend opened the gym doors. ‘speak of the devil’ you thought. you turn to look at Oikawa who looked really angry “we will talk about this later y/n” he said as he started to walk towards his girlfriend. You rolled your eyes and scoffed. 
“yeah right more like in the next 10 years” the volleyball team snickered except Iwaizumi. He knew what was about to go down so he was ready to interfere if necessary. This was when Oikawa snapped. 
“what the fuck if your problem”
you scoffed again. “whats my problem?” you started to laugh. “You really want to know?? Fine. I will tell you. YOU OIKAWA! you are my problem.” then you rolled you eyes “of course your little princess as well” you then turn to his girlfriend and bow down as if she was an actual princess. 
“I am your problem?!  the fuck did i do?! and dont be rude to my girlfriend. she hasnt done anything to you” 
“Thats the problem oikawa! you didnt do anything!! you stopped talking to me and dont even give me five minutes of your time! its like my fucking feelings dont matter to you! oh and by the way your little “princess” has done something to me” you then turn to her and say “you want to tell him sweetheart or should I” all while glaring at her. 
She then started to cry telling Oikawa that she would never do anything to you and that you were lying. “y/n stop telling lies. she wouldn't do anything to you” oikawa said. 
You looked at him. tears in your eyes. Hoping that he could see that you felt hurt and betrayed. “are you seriously going to believe her over me?! your best friend!?” Oikawa then looks between you and his girlfriend. 
“Yes. I am. shes my girlfriend.” 
You stood there. You couldn't even cry. so instead you laughed. you couldnt stop. Your laughter just made the rest of the team cringe. they could hear you were hurt. “y/n...?” you hear Iwaizumi say. Then you stopped laughing. looked straight at Oikawa. Then let the tears roll down your face. 
“Fine.” you started to gather up your things then put your bag over your shoulder. You started to walk towards the exit. Once you were standing next to oikawa you stopped. 
“Goodbye Oikawa”
and with that you left. 
years of friendship and memories gone.
continue??????
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If you got to here hiiiiiii. Thank you for reading this!! i know it wasnt all that great but should i do a part 2??? there is more to the story in my head but im not sure if i should continue or let the reader suffer hehehe. please let me know!! 
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Discord pt 92
[Date: 17/03, 07:42 PM GMT - 17/03, 09:29 PM GMT]
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jayyyyyyyy: “fetch, come on, cant you see this isnt doing anything to help?
just take the damn ointment”
Little-K1ng: “he... what?”
Marcus: “I back read a little bit”
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Marcus: “Just not here”
fetch: “fine. you want me to be honest huh. go on look at the fucking doc. just another place where my problems turned into everyone else's.”
Little-K1ng: fetch.... you really, really need to stop lying to me. im doing my best here, im trying so hard to let things slide in the name of giving you what you need. but you are far from making it easy on me”
fetch: “we're gonna forget all this happened in 3 days time anyway. it doesn't fucking matter what i tell you or what i dont.”
Little-K1ng: “you get angry when you're stressed, you stop responding, you stop listening to reason
but-.. wait, whats going to happen in 3 days?”
Maxwell: “....prince told us that faer family is coming back in 3 days”
fetch: “the beginning of spring.”
Maxwell: “spring officially begins then”
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jayyyyyyyy: “we'll get you guys back, if you somehow go back in the first place”
Little-K1ng: “so.... so i get warning, this time,
thats.... almost too cruel”
fetch: “whatever. i honestly can't be asked to care at this point.”
Marcus: “You’d really say that to Mona of all people?”
Little-K1ng: “i..... i wouldnt ask that of you”
Marcus: “...three days huh”
Little-K1ng: “i would simply fucking EXPECT IT FROM YOU. HOW THE FUCK. AM I MEANT TO FEEL. WHEN I CANT STOP GRIEVING SOMEONE. WHOS RIGHT IN FUCKING FRONT OF ME, FETCH?”
donti (e): “... mona u alright...?”
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Marcus: “Is that really a question you’re asking right now?”
donti (e): “ah.. sorry.”
jayyyyyyyy: “honestly at this point im willing to chuck a bucket of weedkiller at fetch's head”
Marcus: “Jeight.”
donti (e): “hey hey lets not get hastyy”
Little-K1ng: “i... [huff] i .... [sniff] i just.. i shouldnt have yelled i....”
Marcus: “This isn’t helping”
fetch: “i... you're expecting too much from me. i mean. you expect me to care at this point? when death is coming to our door and all we can do is throw on a little sprinkler? when all we can do is sit in a huddle and wait until these vines in our skulls fully bloom?”
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donti (e): “... we discussed possible solutions to the buds if you.. want to change subject.. or not”
jayyyyyyyy: “fetch, the thing about this is that we have a fighting chance
we lose that chance if you stop fighting”
Little-K1ng: “im expecting you to fucking try, fetch. im expecting you to understand that we're all going through this, and every time you lie to me, to us, you cost us more time we could have spent trying to fix it”
fetch: “how would it help, by piling on more and more to the shitheap we have already? you're not supposed to worry about me. ive always been able to handle myself.”
Maxwell: “please ⌇⏁⍜⌿arguing....why are we arguing.....”
Marcus: “..”
Void: “...”
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Little-K1ng: “wh... what did you just...?”
Maxwell: “....what....”
fetch: “...”
Maxwell: “why are...”
Marcus: “Max..”
Maxwell: “why are you staring at me what”
Marcus: “Can you say what you just said again”
Little-K1ng: “that sounded like...”
donti (e): “max...”
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Little-K1ng: “say that again, max”
Marcus: “Please”
jayyyyyyyy: “actually maybe dont”
Marcus: “Max say it again”
jayyyyyyyy: “that. i think fighting is causing the process to speed up”
Maxwell: “please stop arguing....why are we arguing.....?”
Little-K1ng: “i... thats not what i heard”
donti (e): “... lets stop arguing”
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Marcus: “That’s..that’s what I thought you said
You just
Didn’t say it like that”
Maxwell: “but i did”
fetch: “...yall still think I need to be priority right now?”
Maxwell: “thats what i said”
jayyyyyyyy: “you, uh, said "stop" in enderspeak”
Maxwell: “what no i didnt”
Marcus: “Fetch. This is going to be you so kindly shut the fuck up about not being a priority”
Little-K1ng: “fetch, you fail to recognize that you're always my priority, even if you're kind of an ass”
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Marcus: “Max it’s okay
I told you it would be okay”
Little-K1ng: “max, hug?”
Maxwell: “why....why are you all acting so weird?”
Little-K1ng: “its alright, max”
jayyyyyyyy: “we're all just stressed mate”
Maxwell: “are yall okay?”
donti (e): “weere fine its fine..”
Maxwell: “its?
look im not a child you can tell me whats going on”
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Marcus: “We told you”
fetch: “you spoke in ender.”
Marcus: “You denied it”
donti (e): “you spoke ender.”
Maxwell: “you....youre kidding right?”
jayyyyyyyy: “nope”
Maxwell: “ha funny joke”
jayyyyyyyy: “we're not joking”
fetch: “for once im not lying.”
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Marcus: “You told us to tell you.
We told you.”
Little-K1ng: “here, come in for a hug, wont you?”
Maxwell: “no no no no no”
Little-K1ng: “ive got you, max”
Maxwell: “i couldnt have no”
jayyyyyyyy: “hold on, hes panicking”
Little-K1ng: “its the stress, max
its alright, im here”
jayyyyyyyy: “mona, give him a little space”
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Maxwell: “no no no stay please”
jayyyyyyyy: “i never said for anyone to leave
are you okay with being given hugs, or would you rather not?”
Maxwell: “im okay with it”
LLyr: “they’ve kind of established max likes the contact at this point i think”
jayyyyyyyy: “yeah, but you can never be too careful”
LLyr: “fair enough”
Little-K1ng: “i appreciate the concern for max, jayx8″
fetch: “I. i would offer a hug but I'm not feeling up to it. i think I'm just gonna go for a walk.”
jayyyyyyyy: “its
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Little-K1ng: “fetch...”
jayyyyyyyy: “​hm”
Maxwell: “i dont wanna go back no no please no”
Little-K1ng: “i would rather you not go out where the court roams
you got in one good bite, let it be enough”
fetch: “i'll stick nearby.
i just need to get out of the house.”
Little-K1ng: “stay where you can see the road, alright? text me if you need a pickup”
jayyyyyyyy: “stay near the neighborhood. go to the mineshaft if you need to”
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fetch: “yeah. got it. later.”
Maxwell: “I'm scared”
donti (e): “...”
Little-K1ng: “oh, max...”
Maxwell: “oh no oh god oh merde”
donti (e): “sh shsshshh max its fine.
calm down its alright.”
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Little-K1ng: “tell you what, we can destress with some hot cocoa? with the tiny colorful marshmallows you like?”
Marcus: “I can go make it
I don’t think max wants to be alone right now”
jayyyyyyyy: “maybe watch some movies? ones that uh, dont have kidnapping in them, too. moana would be good?”
Little-K1ng: “i dont actually.. own any movies
i dont watch them”
donti (e): “youtube videos ?”
Little-K1ng: “that works”
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[They watch a video of an otter for a while, and discuss the events from earlier this day. Max thinks that the wreathe mayn’t be as bad as everyone thinks it’ll be, as it will have calendula marigolds which are good for helping to heal.]
Little-K1ng: “....ah.. they are, but maybe..... nah, nevermind.... ill let you enjoy the thought”
Maxwell: “they may be fully metal but still...maybe then can help the family....”
Marcus: “...”
Little-K1ng: “.........”
Maxwell: “what?”
Marcus: “..yeah max, that’s a nice thought”
Maxwell: “i thought so too!”
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Little-K1ng: “i cant believe.... im staring down the barrel of either losing all 3 of you... or going with you and not remembering any of this... that hurts, and it hasnt even happened yet”
Marcus: “Well
I don’t know if this will comfort you or not
But you might not entirely forget this”
Little-K1ng: “true! this is honestly the happiest thing to happen to me in an incredibly long time, there is a chance itll stick”
Marcus: “Baron and Prince remember their childhoods a little bit”
Maxwell: “stick...sticky...ha honey is sticky but not good
tastes yucky”
Marcus: “...I remembered Elizabeth and I learning codes
....max?”
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Maxwell: “hm?
something wrong?”
Marcus: “What was that about honey just now?”
Maxwell: “oh!
well mona said stick
and stick is one letter off from sticky!
and hony is really sticky
but i dont like honey”
Marcus: “...got it
Maxwell: “bleh”
Marcus: “Okay yeah that
That makes sense”
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Maxwell: “yeah!”
Little-K1ng: “i wish i hadnt snapped at fetch like that... maybe when he comes back i can give him a proper apology”
Maxwell: “hm perhaps that would be good
family should get along”
[this message was deleted shortly afterwards]
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Marcus: “....”
Little-K1ng: “i...?”
Maxwell: “what?”
Marcus: “M..ax?”
Little-K1ng: “max?”
Maxwell: “god damn it did i speak fucking ender again or some shit???”
Marcus: “N..no”
Little-K1ng: “n..no.....”
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Maxwell: “the fuck happened then? yall look freaked out”
Marcus: “Um”
Little-K1ng: “nevermind! :)!!”
Maxwell: “hm.....if youre sure...”
Marcus: “I must be tired, it’s fine Max! :)”
Maxwell: “youve been sleeping a lot man you sure?”
Marcus: “Yeah, gotta be tired to sleep a lot right”
Maxwell: “I guess”
Little-K1ng: “are you guys...... hungry?”
[The conversation switches to the topic of making brownies and other baked goods. There was also small talk about methods of removing the growing wreathe buds that had been suggested earlier in the day. Mona suggests cutting one of the buds off, if Max could handle it. Jack and Marcus argue over their priorities: their concern for Max and their family respectively. After snipping off a small part of the buds, the following conversation ensures:]
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Marcus: “...he’s not bleeding”
donti (e): “can you guys take a look at what mona cut off?”
emuhlee: “well, that part is good?”
Maxwell: “theres some time of fucking liquid ow”
Marcus: “It looks like that...cellulose that comes out of dandelions”
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Little-K1ng: “Hhhhhhhhh”
Marcus: “Mona?
donti (e): “is max alright??”
Marcus: “Uh..in pain?”
dreaming: “uh get a towel?”
Marcus: “It’s not a lot”
Maxwell: “that really hurt jesus fucking christ”
Marcus: “Have you never picked a dandelion?
It’s like that”
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Little-K1ng: “That's kinda. Gross”
Jack the Observer: “it's not blood though, right?”
Maxwell: “my headache is much worse....”
Little-K1ng: “No not blood”
Marcus: “It’s..
Huh”
donti (e): “blood substitute?”
Marcus: “It stopped”
Jack the Observer: “huh.”
Marcus: “......”
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donti (e): “hey what happened to the bud”
Marcus: “Mona
Mona look”
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Marcus: “Mona there’s two more”
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Maxwell: “God damn it is this fucking Hercules or some shit”
Jack the Observer: “pft”
donti (e): “well.
we can at least look at the bud that was cut off.”
Marcus: “It’s just sitting there”
[The conclusion from this experiment was that the buds have nerve endings, which is why it hurt Maxwell and worsened his headache when it was cut, even after being numbed with ice prior to cutting. People ask about Fetch’s whereabouts. This was his last known update to the document:]
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[With this information, people begin to speculate that Fetch might not be back for a while…]
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ancient gods part 2 thoughts that literally no one asked for 
stone imps suck ass
i dont mind that all the new enemy types were reskins, but mechanically i didnt find them all that fun and in fact (with the exception of the shrieker zombies) i thought they all kind of ruined the flow of combat a bit
it’s definitely weird considering that one of the biggest criticisms people had about the base campaign is that combat was too prescriptive and there was only a one size fits all solution for each enemy (which is think is both untrue and unfair, i just think the game telegraphed that poorly at the beginning with the introduction of weakpoints + the cacodemon grenade swallow insta-stagger) 
stone imps suck major ass 
the final boss fight actually is my favorite boss fight in doom eternal +tag1/2, even though it made me very angry. take out the tyrant/baron/manucubus/pain elemental spawn he can summon in the last phase for no goddamn reason and i actually think it could be really fun (which is more than i can say for the final boss in tag 1)
glad that spirits didn’t really make a big return. they really ruin the flow of combat and there’s only ONE way to deal with them, which is a problem that doom eternal is perceived to have but didn’t actually have before the dlcs (as i mentioned above)
stone imps suck the biggest ass 
you could have replaced every story cutscene with a minute and a half of static and i wouldnt be able to tell the difference. it’s a shame because i think doom 2016′s story was actually pretty good for what it is, but eternal and its subsequent dlcs really just lost the plot completely. it doesn’t feel like it’s having fun with itself but when it tries to it feels like idk. redditor humor. 
the environments were really nice in the first two levels. the last level was kind of a letdown. i’d rather have the repetitive level design of 2016′s hell levels than that. it just felt pretty bleh, like a reskin of urdak
stone imps suck SO MUCH ass 
the music is great but i think i was too panicked for most encounters to really appreciate it so im gonna have to wait for youtube rips. hulshult and levy continue to kill it though and i think they’re both really great follow-ups to mick’s soundtrack. 
this one didn’t feel as buggy as part 1, but there’s still a big collision issue with this game. at least i didn’t get stuck on the walls as much as i did in part 1 (which actually led to me dying in a slayer gate and oh my god. oh my god fix the collision PLEASE)
oh yeah slayer gates are gone now? i like the escalation encounters, i think it’s a good way of combining standard encounters + slayer gates + optional/secret encounters. kinda bummed to lose slayer gates and i think that goes hand in hand with this expansion really just killing exploration entirely 
it’s a big shame the only extra things to find when exploring this time around were codex pages because at this point i dont even read them. they’re not as bad as 2016′s lore documents but i just am not invested in the worldbuilding they’ve been trying to set up at all. 
stone imps fucking suck ass btw 
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